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Last Week's

I wouldn't have paid attention to this 10.4 SNL clip if Mark Wahlberg hadn't recently complained about it. I think it's mildly funny. The guy doesn't sound like Wahlberg, but he has his speaking style down pat.

Monkey << previous | next >>"He Would Have Died"

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on October 12, 2008 at 4:41 PM

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cinefan Author Profile Page says ...

That was the funniest sketch from the most recent Saturday Night Live. I disagree that he doesn't sound like Wahlberg - I think he has the voice and tone of Wahlberg down pat. The first time I saw the skit I thought a lot about particular scenes from the Happening.

Posted by cinefan Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 4:54 PM

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Jay T. Author Profile Page says ...

I think he sounds *exactly* like Wahlberg. Not sure why Marky Mark really cares...

Posted by Jay T. Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 4:55 PM

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thevisceral Author Profile Page says ...

Marky really doesn't have any sense of humor about himself. At all.

Posted by thevisceral Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 4:57 PM

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LYT Author Profile Page says ...

"The first time I saw the skit I thought a lot about particular scenes from the Happening."

The scene in that movie in which he talks to a potted plant that turns out to be plastic is the most likely inspiration for the skit, I'd guess.

Posted by LYT Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 5:16 PM

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ZayTonday Author Profile Page says ...

Holy shit I couldn't stop laughing, he had it down perfectly. Hey Marky, say hi to your mother for me!

Posted by ZayTonday Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 6:04 PM

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dinovelvet Author Profile Page says ...

That was really funny, I never realized he had such an impersonatable (sic?) voice. That clip they're showing for the DVD Happening ads is kind of unintentionally funny, where Wahlberg is saying "There are things beyond our understanding!". Anyone else going to see Max Payne btw? Heard its been butchered down to 86 minutes by Fox so it'll probably be a pretty anemic experience.

Posted by dinovelvet Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 6:25 PM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

After watching Whalberg last night in The Happening -- which is the worst film of the year and one of the worst of the decade -- he doesn't have the right to say shit about people making fun of him. He was fucking atrocious in that film and Samberg does an incredible job in this skit. Marky Mark should have laughed; it's a brilliant impersonation.

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 6:41 PM

comment #8

scooterzz Author Profile Page says ...

apparently, wahlberg is still talking about it....

http://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/?p=1894

Posted by scooterzz Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 7:34 PM

comment #9

cinefan Author Profile Page says ...

What I like about the skit is how weirdly random it is ("Hey, why don't we have a skit where Mark Wahlberg talks to animals!"). The dialogue is also perfectly suited to Wahlberg's on-screen persona: "So, you're a dog. What's that all about?"

Posted by cinefan Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 8:00 PM

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The Winchester Author Profile Page says ...

I'm willing to bet the randomness is do to the "If I REALLY make fun of Mark Wahlberg, the dude could probably kick my ass" aspect of the situation.

And I think this thing is damn funny. "You eat apples. I produce Entourage!"

Posted by The Winchester Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 8:28 PM

comment #11

D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

actionman: "After watching Whalberg last night in The Happening -- which is the worst film of the year and one of the worst of the decade -- he doesn't have the right to say shit about people making fun of him."

It took you until "The Happening" to realize Wahlberg's 'shortcomings'? Most people noticed them with "Fear" and "Planet of the Apes".

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 8:46 PM

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Ogami Itto Author Profile Page says ...

What I like about the skit is how weirdly random it is ("Hey, why don't we have a skit where Mark Wahlberg talks to animals!"). The dialogue is also perfectly suited to Wahlberg's on-screen persona: "So, you're a dog. What's that all about?"

The absurdity of the skit is what I found most funny, but it's not that far removed from the kind of crap the routinely airs on Animal Planet.

Marky Mark has never struck me as a guy with a sense of humor about himself, so I can't say I'm surprised that's he's sulking in public.

Posted by Ogami Itto Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 8:55 PM

comment #13

LexG Author Profile Page says ...

WAHLBERG IS THE SECOND COMING.

BOW TO HIM.

HE IS WHAT YOU SHOULD ASPIRE TO.

PERFECTION.

Posted by LexG Author Profile Page at October 12, 2008 11:59 PM

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Rev. Slappy Author Profile Page says ...

The reaction shots of the animals are pretty priceless.

Posted by Rev. Slappy Author Profile Page at October 13, 2008 9:33 AM

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Jay T. Author Profile Page says ...

I'm guessing it's the repeated "say hey to your mother for me" line that got under his skin.

Posted by Jay T. Author Profile Page at October 13, 2008 11:21 AM

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TalkingPie Author Profile Page says ...

Wahlberg's the same douche who criticized Scorsese's directing style on "The Departed".

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/wahlberg%20i%20had%20problems%20with%20scorsese_1025924

The comments were probably a little tongue-in-cheek, but it still doesn't shadow the fact that Marky has no business relaying any tidbits about his 'acting'. He has one 'act', and if he's lucky enough to be working with a good director who holds his hand through each and every scene, he might give a decent performance.

Posted by TalkingPie Author Profile Page at October 13, 2008 1:07 PM

comment #17

DavidF Author Profile Page says ...

his quotes in the first article are a bit telling - he used to watch when Joe Piscopo was on (okay, and Murphy and Murray, who weren't on at the same time) and NOW it's not funny??

Samberg is funny. The skit is funny because:
a) It's absurd, random and makes no sense
b) It's a good impression

I don't know what there is to be upset about, Marky Mark.

Posted by DavidF Author Profile Page at October 14, 2008 6:45 AM

comment #18

moorish Author Profile Page says ...

That is BRILLIANT. A superb impersonation. Brilliant idea for a sketch, too.

Wahlberg needs to grow a sense of humour.

Posted by moorish Author Profile Page at October 17, 2008 4:08 AM

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