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Ishtar
(May, 1987)
The Seven-Per-Cent Solution (OOP)
(Ross, 1976)
The Devils
(Russell, 1974)
The Pirates of Penzance
(Papp/Leach, 1983)
The Fortune
(Nichols, 1975)
-30-
(Webb, 1959)
Betrayal
(Jones, 1983)
Play It As It Lays
(Perry, 1972)
The Outfit
(Flynn, 1973)
Alex in Wonderland
(Mazursky, 1969)
The Legend of Lylah Clare
(Aldrich, 1968)
In The Cool of the Day
(Stevens, 1963)
That Cold Day in the Park
(Altman, 1969)
Thumb Trippin'
(Masters, 1972)
Midas Run
(Kjellin, 1969)
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1973)
Brewster McCloud
(Altman, 1972)
Outcast of the Islands
(Reed, 1951)

Reader Submissions

1930's-1950's
The Moon's Our Home
(Seiter, 1936)
Sh! The Octopus
(McGann, 1937)
The Mating Season
(Leisen, 1951)
Bad for Each Other
(Rapper, 1953)
The Phenix City Story
(Karlson, 1955)
Run of the Arrow
(Fuller, 1956)
House of Secrets
(Green, 1956)
Saint Joan
(Preminger, 1957)
Macabre
(Castle, 1958)
The Fiend Who Walked the West
(G. Douglas, 1958
Five Gates to Hell
(Clavell, 1959)
1960's
Key Witness
(Karlson, 1960)
Summer and Smoke
(Glenville, 1961)
The Chapman Report
(Cukor,1962)
Bachelor Flat
(Tashlin, 1962) [on Hulu]
The L Shaped Room
(Forbes, 1963)
The Chalk Garden
(Neame, 1964)
A Thousand Clowns
(Coe, 1965)
You're a Big Boy Now
(Coppola, 1966)
The Whisperers
(Forbes, 1967)
Dark of the Sun
(Cardiff, 1968)
Skidoo
(Preminger, 1968)
Last Summer
(Perry, 1969)
The Comic
(C. Reiner, 1969)
1970-1974
The Revolutionary
(Williams, 1970)
The Landlord
(Ashby, 1970)
Diary of a Mad Housewife
(Perry, 1970)
Tropic of Cancer
(Strick, 1970)
I Never Sang for My Father
(Cates, 1970)
Sometimes a Great Notion
(Newman, 1971)
Marriage of a Young Stockbroker
(Turman, 1971)
The Music Lovers
(Russell, 1971)
Drive, He Said
(Nicholson, 1971)
The Steagle
(Sylbert, 1971)
The Last Movie
(Hopper, 1971)
Made For Each Other
(Bean, 1971)
The Day the Clown Cried
(Lewis, 1972)
Hickey & Boggs (OOP)
(Culp, 1972)
The Carey Treatment
(Edwards, 1972)
Pete 'n' Tillie
(Ritt, 1972)
Slither
(Zieff, 1973)
Man on a Swing
(Perry, 1974)
Open Season
(Collinson, 1974)
The Tamarind Seed
(Edwards, 1974)
Law and Disorder
(Passer, 1974)
Homebodies
(Yust, 1974)
Stardust
(Apted, 1974)
Celine and Julie Go Boating
(Rivette, 1974)
1975-1979
Rafferty and the Gold Dust Twins
(Richards, 1975
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1975)
Hearts of the West
(Zieff, 1975)
Welcome to L.A.
(Rudolph, 1976)
W.C. Fields and Me
(Hiller, 1976)
Citizens Band
(Demme, 1977)
Twilight's Last Gleaming
(Aldrich, 1977)
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
(Brooks, 1977)
Girlfriends
(Weill, 1978)
Movie Movie
(Donen, 1978)
The Medusa Touch
(Gold, 1978)
American Hot Wax
(Mutrux, 1978)
Hot Stuff
(DeLuise, 1979)
Scavenger Hunt
(Schultz , 1979)
Players
(Harvey, 1979)
Rich Kids
(Young, 1979)
Nightwing
(Hiller, 1979)
Screams of a Winter's Night
(Wilson, 1979
When You Comin' Back Red Ryder?
(Katselas, 1979
1980's
Resurrection
(Petrie, 1980)
The Awakening
(Newell, 1980)
Simon
(Brickman, 1980)
God's Angry Man
(Herzog, 1980)
Fast-Walking
(Harris, 1982)
Twice Upon a Time
(Korty & Swenson, 1983)
Trouble in Mind
(Rudolph, 1985)
When the Wind Blows
(Murikami, 1986)
Housekeeping
(Forsyth, 1987)
The Glass Menagerie
(Newman, 1987)
Patty Hearst
(Schrader, 1988)
Drowning by Numbers
(Greenaway, 1988)
Haunted Summer
(Passer, 1988)
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
(Spheeris, 1988)
1990's
Old Times
(Curtis, 1991)
Prospero's Books
(Greenaway, 1991)
City of Hope
(Sayles, 1991)
The Baby of Macon
(Greenaway, 1993)
King of the Hill
(Soderbergh, 1993)
Dadetown
(Hexter, 1995)
SubUrbia
(Linklater, 1997)

End Is Nigh

If the world is coming to a spectacular end, you can bet Roland Emmerich, the Irwin Allen of our time, is behind the curtain and working the gears. 2012 will be out next year, five years after The Day After Tomorrow. The intrigue for me is "how much better will the CG be?" Roland deserves credit, at the very least, for cranking out handsome, well-lit disaster films with tight scripts and reasonably professional performances, which is more than Allen ever managed.

The straight-paycheck cast includes John Cusack, Thandie Newton, Amanda Peet, Woody Harrelson, Danny Glover (as "President Wilson"), "Chewy" Ejiofor, Oliver Platt and Thomas McCarthy. We all need to pay the bills. There's nothing wrong with going out there and bringing home the bacon.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on November 13, 2008 at 6:21 AM

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Jason Author Profile Page says ...

Somebody must have been inspired by the "bloody elevators" trailer for The Shining because it uses the same music by Wendy Carlos.

Posted by Jason Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 7:08 AM

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moviemaniac2002 Author Profile Page says ...

Emmerich should bring back the Dick Cheney
clone from "Day After Tomorrow" and cook up an especially eye-catching CGI demise for him, maybe have Mt. Everest fall on him or impaled by the Washington Momument.
But Emmerich's already behind the curve on the President's casting. (Dennis Haybert and Morgan Freeman have already ably served as Aftrican American presidents.) Disaster movies have to stay ahead of the game...'2012's Prez should be
a Gay Asian Transsexual.

Posted by moviemaniac2002 Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 7:12 AM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

That's a money shot, right there.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to that remake of When Worlds Collide? Spielberg was interested and then Sommers. There's some real potential there, especially in that scene near the end when mankind, who has been ignoring the warnings, wakes up and tries to take over the Space Ark.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 7:30 AM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

Wells -- where's the Quantum thoughts?

Ebert have it **

2012 will be just like The Day After Tomorrow. Great looking and extremely stupid.

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 7:35 AM

comment #5

Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

Ebert really bombed Quantum.

I have a theory as to why Jeffrey hasn't posted his Quantum review yet. Let's see if I'm right.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 7:44 AM

comment #6

JB Moore Author Profile Page says ...

"Five Years After The Day After Tomorrow" would make a much better title.

Posted by JB Moore Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 8:10 AM

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Sean Author Profile Page says ...

I also like how they're selling the "conspiracy" of it -- having people google 2012, and finding that host of results, rather than just directing them to Sony's website.

Posted by Sean Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 8:19 AM

comment #8

BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

If you Google 2012 right now you get a lot of Palin I imagine. Terrifying indeed.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 8:21 AM

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p.Vice Author Profile Page says ...

This movie looks like a metaphor for the next Republican presidential campaign.

Posted by p.Vice Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 8:37 AM

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btwnproductions Author Profile Page says ...

The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno are far better than Emmerich's movies, which are more on the level of The Swarm and When Time Ran Out. Outside of the sequence where the wave swamps Manhattan, Day is unwatchable.

Posted by btwnproductions Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 8:42 AM

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clancy Author Profile Page says ...

Jason- Not to mention the same opening shot from "THe Shining" credit sequence.

Posted by clancy Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 8:49 AM

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Edward Havens Author Profile Page says ...

Roland Emmerich is just Uwe Boll with better financing.

Posted by Edward Havens Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 8:51 AM

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Chase Kahn Author Profile Page says ...

Let's hope it's as good as 10,000 B.C.

Posted by Chase Kahn Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 8:56 AM

comment #14

DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page says ...

disaster movies are so boring and usually get dated quickly.

Posted by DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 9:22 AM

comment #15

Nick Rogers Author Profile Page says ...

10,000 B.C. was just a disaster, not a disaster movie. Roland Emmerich's movies really suck only when they're not disaster movies.

Posted by Nick Rogers Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 9:45 AM

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Krazy Eyes Author Profile Page says ...

Maybe this is a stupid question but what sort of disaster would cause a tidal wave to sweep over the Himalayas? Cool looking money shot but it did make me scratch my head.

I know that 2012 is the end of the Mayan calendar but we're not talking about another meteor flick, are we?

Posted by Krazy Eyes Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 9:50 AM

comment #17

fattyhadaparty Author Profile Page says ...

A slow, measured build, tantalizing copy, unsettling music and a series of iconic money shots; in short, a textbook example of a great teaser trailer.

Emmerich's always been an interesting case; a director who seems to possess the talent to make something more than disposable "event" pictures, but lacks the will to do so. My guess is that he has grown used to playing with a very large model train set (generally around $130 million) and lacks the resolve to walk away from all of that fanstastic catering.

"The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno are far better than Emmerich's movies, which are more on the level of The Swarm and When Time Ran Out. Outside of the sequence where the wave swamps Manhattan, Day is unwatchable. "

Couldn't disagree more. While both ADVENTURE & INFERNO have achieved iconic status, they date badly. Unlike Emmerich's movies, Allen's contain very few jawdropping moments. Most of his budgets seem to have been spent on the cast and production design, and the films themselves play like very expensive TV movies (INFERNO is lit like a sitcom). Aside from the capsizing sequence, the main attraction of POSEIDON, is the inverted sets.

DAY AFTER TOMORROW was one of Emmerich's better efforts. Once you accept the utter ridiculousness of the central premise (Remember that weekend when we had to outrun the next ice age in Manhattan?), it's quite entertaining. It had some amazing action sequences, incredible effects, credible acting and some appealing main characters. Then he had to follow it up with that piece of mastadon turd called 10,000 B.C.

Emmerich's a hack, but a hack of the highest order. Say what you will about his body of work, but he's one of the few directors out there who can deliver the goods promised in the trailers. He knows how to craft those "wow!" moments in an exciting and visually coherent way. Whether the films surrounding them have any lasting merit, well...

Posted by fattyhadaparty Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 10:08 AM

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lipranzer Author Profile Page says ...

Emmerich delivers films with "tight scripts and reasonably professional performances?" How did you type that with a straight face?

Posted by lipranzer Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 11:14 AM

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theultimatebiu Author Profile Page says ...

Trying to figure out why the destruction is happening in a disaster movie always cuts the fun in half. The teaser is alright and I'll probably watch it whilst drunk or high and that's my two cents for the day.

Posted by theultimatebiu Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 11:15 AM

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Mark Author Profile Page says ...

i already question their research, as by 2012, the world will hold 7 billion people, not 6.

Posted by Mark Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 11:52 AM

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Roman Author Profile Page says ...

"Roland deserves credit, at the very least, for cranking out handsome, well-lit disaster films with tight scripts and reasonably professional performances, which is more than Allen ever managed. "

Wells, are you out of your tiny mind? Are you seriously parising this shitmaker for "tight scrpts" and performances? He makes nothing but psudo-scientific but really pathetically shallow shit for the lowest common denominator, that's unimaginatively, yes you read it right, directed and has cheesy looking effects? Jesus, Wells and you have issues with other, much better directors. Get a sandwich, dude. Go get a freakin' sandwhich.

Posted by Roman Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 3:12 PM

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Mike Author Profile Page says ...

Is there any actor less enthusiastic than John Cusack when appearing in a popcorn flick? Whenever he shows up for a money job he makes sure the audience knows how much he hates being in it. As cheesy as Con Air was, his performance was the worst thing about it.

Posted by Mike Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 6:59 PM

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