Most Wanted
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Ishtar
(May, 1987)
The Seven-Per-Cent Solution (OOP)
(Ross, 1976)
The Devils
(Russell, 1974)
The Pirates of Penzance
(Papp/Leach, 1983)
The Fortune
(Nichols, 1975)
-30-
(Webb, 1959)
Betrayal
(Jones, 1983)
Play It As It Lays
(Perry, 1972)
The Outfit
(Flynn, 1973)
Alex in Wonderland
(Mazursky, 1969)
The Legend of Lylah Clare
(Aldrich, 1968)
In The Cool of the Day
(Stevens, 1963)
That Cold Day in the Park
(Altman, 1969)
Thumb Trippin'
(Masters, 1972)
Midas Run
(Kjellin, 1969)
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1973)
Brewster McCloud
(Altman, 1972)
Outcast of the Islands
(Reed, 1951)

Reader Submissions

1930's-1950's
The Moon's Our Home
(Seiter, 1936)
Sh! The Octopus
(McGann, 1937)
The Mating Season
(Leisen, 1951)
Bad for Each Other
(Rapper, 1953)
The Phenix City Story
(Karlson, 1955)
Run of the Arrow
(Fuller, 1956)
House of Secrets
(Green, 1956)
Saint Joan
(Preminger, 1957)
Macabre
(Castle, 1958)
The Fiend Who Walked the West
(G. Douglas, 1958
Five Gates to Hell
(Clavell, 1959)
1960's
Key Witness
(Karlson, 1960)
Summer and Smoke
(Glenville, 1961)
The Chapman Report
(Cukor,1962)
Bachelor Flat
(Tashlin, 1962) [on Hulu]
The L Shaped Room
(Forbes, 1963)
The Chalk Garden
(Neame, 1964)
A Thousand Clowns
(Coe, 1965)
You're a Big Boy Now
(Coppola, 1966)
The Whisperers
(Forbes, 1967)
Dark of the Sun
(Cardiff, 1968)
Skidoo
(Preminger, 1968)
Last Summer
(Perry, 1969)
The Comic
(C. Reiner, 1969)
1970-1974
The Revolutionary
(Williams, 1970)
The Landlord
(Ashby, 1970)
Diary of a Mad Housewife
(Perry, 1970)
Tropic of Cancer
(Strick, 1970)
I Never Sang for My Father
(Cates, 1970)
Sometimes a Great Notion
(Newman, 1971)
Marriage of a Young Stockbroker
(Turman, 1971)
The Music Lovers
(Russell, 1971)
Drive, He Said
(Nicholson, 1971)
The Steagle
(Sylbert, 1971)
The Last Movie
(Hopper, 1971)
Made For Each Other
(Bean, 1971)
The Day the Clown Cried
(Lewis, 1972)
Hickey & Boggs (OOP)
(Culp, 1972)
The Carey Treatment
(Edwards, 1972)
Pete 'n' Tillie
(Ritt, 1972)
Slither
(Zieff, 1973)
Man on a Swing
(Perry, 1974)
Open Season
(Collinson, 1974)
The Tamarind Seed
(Edwards, 1974)
Law and Disorder
(Passer, 1974)
Homebodies
(Yust, 1974)
Stardust
(Apted, 1974)
Celine and Julie Go Boating
(Rivette, 1974)
1975-1979
Rafferty and the Gold Dust Twins
(Richards, 1975
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1975)
Hearts of the West
(Zieff, 1975)
Welcome to L.A.
(Rudolph, 1976)
W.C. Fields and Me
(Hiller, 1976)
Citizens Band
(Demme, 1977)
Twilight's Last Gleaming
(Aldrich, 1977)
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
(Brooks, 1977)
Girlfriends
(Weill, 1978)
Movie Movie
(Donen, 1978)
The Medusa Touch
(Gold, 1978)
American Hot Wax
(Mutrux, 1978)
Hot Stuff
(DeLuise, 1979)
Scavenger Hunt
(Schultz , 1979)
Players
(Harvey, 1979)
Rich Kids
(Young, 1979)
Nightwing
(Hiller, 1979)
Screams of a Winter's Night
(Wilson, 1979
When You Comin' Back Red Ryder?
(Katselas, 1979
1980's
Resurrection
(Petrie, 1980)
The Awakening
(Newell, 1980)
Simon
(Brickman, 1980)
God's Angry Man
(Herzog, 1980)
Fast-Walking
(Harris, 1982)
Twice Upon a Time
(Korty & Swenson, 1983)
Trouble in Mind
(Rudolph, 1985)
When the Wind Blows
(Murikami, 1986)
Housekeeping
(Forsyth, 1987)
The Glass Menagerie
(Newman, 1987)
Patty Hearst
(Schrader, 1988)
Drowning by Numbers
(Greenaway, 1988)
Haunted Summer
(Passer, 1988)
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
(Spheeris, 1988)
1990's
Old Times
(Curtis, 1991)
Prospero's Books
(Greenaway, 1991)
City of Hope
(Sayles, 1991)
The Baby of Macon
(Greenaway, 1993)
King of the Hill
(Soderbergh, 1993)
Dadetown
(Hexter, 1995)
SubUrbia
(Linklater, 1997)

Little Touch-Up

I don't mean to sound like a shallow Hollywood guy, but Harrison Ford should consider dying his hair dark gray. Because it's light gray in the new Crossing Over trailer and approaching white, and it just bothers me that Han Solo is looking this long of tooth. He's only 66 and he looks 74. I just want him to look like a semi-credible middle-aged brawny stud, like he did in Firewall. Hold back the tide!

I'm not saying Ford needs to do a Walter Matthau or a Ronald Reagan. I just don't want him to look like a guy who's two or three moves away from a senior citizens home. Is that such a empty and rancid sentiment?

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on November 12, 2008 at 10:19 PM

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LYT Author Profile Page says ...

I have to say that as much crap as William Shatner takes for his hair, the fact is that he looks great for a guy in his seventies.

I would assume, though, that like most actors, Ford dyes his hair if the script calls for it. He didn't look so old in Indy 4.

Posted by LYT Author Profile Page at November 12, 2008 10:32 PM

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Jake Author Profile Page says ...

I think the slick-backed hairstyle is the real problem here. It's similar to his look in Presumed Innocent, but he's nearly 20 years older now.

The gray-haired approach suited him very well in Indy 4, and I believe that was filmed after Crossing Over. (Even the recent "Vote" PSA found him looking much better than he does here.)

Posted by Jake Author Profile Page at November 12, 2008 10:34 PM

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lehigh Author Profile Page says ...

Not similar to his look in Presumed Innocent - that was a short cut, almost buzz cut. Definitely not slick backed.

The hair is the least of Ford's cinematic problems.

Paul Newman aged quite well with the gray and white hair. Ford's in great shape, but his face is perhaps a bit too weather beaten.

And he's a little thick - not fat. Maybe too much time in the weight room, not enough in the pool?

Anyway, the hair ain't the problem. It's only a problem when you artificially goose it to stem the tide - rather than fit the character.

Posted by lehigh Author Profile Page at November 12, 2008 10:41 PM

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Jake Author Profile Page says ...

"Not similar to his look in Presumed Innocent - that was a short cut, almost buzz cut."

Yes, I didn't mean to imply that the style was exactly the same. But it's similar in the way it accentuates his face, and kind've thrusts it out there. (The scene at 1:38 caused Presumed Innocent to immediately pop into my mind.)

I agree with you that it's his face- rather than the color of his hair- which is the real issue, though. But again, he looked great in Indy 4 and in recent appearances.

Posted by Jake Author Profile Page at November 12, 2008 10:47 PM

comment #5

lawnorder Author Profile Page says ...

I think he looks his age and looks like a real person. The character he's playing is an older, burnt-out immigration cop. He's not supposed to look like a 50 year old Indiana Jones - and by the way, you can see every frame of Indy IV has been CGI treated to make him look more youthful and it just comes off as creepy. I dig his look here. It's hard and in line with his older cop persona. Movie looks fucking good.

Posted by lawnorder Author Profile Page at November 12, 2008 10:50 PM

comment #6

D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Looks like David O' Russell is "remaking" Roadhouse and AMPAS continues to come up with stupid reasons to disqualify stuff.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i85a08b80d9eabe09be1259833018bf1d
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117995767.html?categoryid=13

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at November 12, 2008 10:50 PM

comment #7

Aladdin Sane Author Profile Page says ...

I figured that The Dark Knight score would be disqualified. The Academy needs to modernize. TDK was a great score, and the work of Nick Cave & Warren Ellis for The Assassination of Jesse James was a thing of beauty that was passed over too. Stupid Academy.

Anyhow, back on subject...Ford just needs to be in one decent movie for film fan's faith to be restored in him. Just one. And I say this as someone who thought KOTCS was sorta fun.

Posted by Aladdin Sane Author Profile Page at November 12, 2008 11:33 PM

comment #8

BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

It's a shame that every ensemble human interest piece in the past 3.5 years has had the moniker CRASH 2 thrown at it, because now it loses its sting when a movie that is literally CRASH 2 comes along. Any buzz on this? Wells, you're sort of tight with Kramer, no? Anybody seen it?

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at November 12, 2008 11:49 PM

comment #9

BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

Also has Sean Penn's cameo been cut, or is it uncredited?

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at November 12, 2008 11:49 PM

comment #10

The InSneider Author Profile Page says ...

Burma, you beat me to it. Where the hell is SEAN PENN in that trailer? I thought I heard him at one point. I also thought it was a significant role, not just a cameo. And DZ, the Grackle has nothing to do with Roadhouse. It's a comedy.

Posted by The InSneider Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 12:10 AM

comment #11

BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

D.Z.'s non-sequitur buried the lede, NAILED actually finished filming?

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 12:33 AM

comment #12

Aris P Author Profile Page says ...

Good grief... the Wayne Kramer Show... more credits please.

Looks about as subtle as a mallet to the balls.

Ford looks decent though.

Also Ray Liotta is Henry Hill in every single movie (except Narc)

Posted by Aris P Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 12:43 AM

comment #13

LYT Author Profile Page says ...

An actual David O. Russell remake of Road House would be amazing, but "The Grackle" sounds like an indigestible piece of pork skin.

Posted by LYT Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 1:42 AM

comment #14

MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

You're so funny, LYT. I love pork. Let me know when you want me to give you that recipe we were talking about. It was cool running into you the other day. I'll call you when I get back from Cancun.

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 1:50 AM

comment #15

BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

Somebody owes MIlkMan a Cadillac, because he's back at the top of the board.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 2:11 AM

comment #16

The InSneider Author Profile Page says ...

FYI, if I lost about 15-20 pounds I would look just like Noah Wyle. Used to get it all the time before I started stuffing my fat face and stopped exercising. But take away my double chin and the resemblance is uncanny, I swear!

Posted by The InSneider Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 2:49 AM

comment #17

The InSneider Author Profile Page says ...

I'm counting on Jeff (or anyone, really) to chime in here and tell me to get my lazy ass in shape in order to maximize my potential. You guys can be my message board support group. Wow it's late. Look at the time. I'm gonna shut up and stop typing now.

Posted by The InSneider Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 2:50 AM

comment #18

Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

I believe Ford (also?) sported the slicked-back style at the beginning of Regarding Henry, when he was supposed to be evil.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 4:13 AM

comment #19

BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

Also I believe, while countered by the huge beard, he also had slicked-back hair as Dr. Kimble before he DIDNT KILL HIS WIFE!!!!!!

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 4:24 AM

Posted by joncro Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 6:41 AM

comment #21

Zimmergirl Author Profile Page says ...

Aging is not a problem for Harrison Ford and why should it be. Men just look better as they get older.

Posted by Zimmergirl Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 6:42 AM

comment #22

Edward Author Profile Page says ...

This can't be any worse than Indy IV. Ford looks fine to me, but then I'm only a few years younger.

Posted by Edward Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 9:09 AM

comment #23

huntermdaniels Author Profile Page says ...

I love me some Wayne Kramer. Can't wait for Evilseek. Is Evilseek still happening?

Posted by huntermdaniels Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 9:43 AM

comment #24

rr3333 Author Profile Page says ...

I first thought it was a movie about John Edward.

Harrison's has looked a lot older in many of his films where he's slicked back his hair. Nothing new there.

Ray Liotta and Kenny Rogers share the same plastic's man. Thats a darn shame for both of them.

Looks like a rental to me.

Looking forward to Slumdog Millionaire and Bond.

Posted by rr3333 Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 10:19 AM

comment #25

SandyMcTire Author Profile Page says ...

Ford had slicked back hair in "Working Girl", which was released exactly twenty Christmas-seasons ago.

Let the River Run and all that.

Posted by SandyMcTire Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 10:29 AM

comment #26

lazarus Author Profile Page says ...

So will "In MY country?!" become the new "How dare YOU sir?!"

Posted by lazarus Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 11:41 AM

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Roman Author Profile Page says ...

It fits his character you dim sob. it's the charach-tah!

Posted by Roman Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 3:17 PM

comment #28

longrunner Author Profile Page says ...

He doesn't look 74. How catty to say he does. He doesn't even look 66. He looks pretty fucking good to me. Doesn't need to change a thing.

Posted by longrunner Author Profile Page at November 13, 2008 7:40 PM

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