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Ishtar
(May, 1987)
The Seven-Per-Cent Solution (OOP)
(Ross, 1976)
The Devils
(Russell, 1974)
The Pirates of Penzance
(Papp/Leach, 1983)
The Fortune
(Nichols, 1975)
-30-
(Webb, 1959)
Betrayal
(Jones, 1983)
Play It As It Lays
(Perry, 1972)
The Outfit
(Flynn, 1973)
Alex in Wonderland
(Mazursky, 1969)
The Legend of Lylah Clare
(Aldrich, 1968)
In The Cool of the Day
(Stevens, 1963)
That Cold Day in the Park
(Altman, 1969)
Thumb Trippin'
(Masters, 1972)
Midas Run
(Kjellin, 1969)
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1973)
Brewster McCloud
(Altman, 1972)
Outcast of the Islands
(Reed, 1951)

Reader Submissions

1930's-1950's
The Moon's Our Home
(Seiter, 1936)
Sh! The Octopus
(McGann, 1937)
The Mating Season
(Leisen, 1951)
Bad for Each Other
(Rapper, 1953)
The Phenix City Story
(Karlson, 1955)
Run of the Arrow
(Fuller, 1956)
House of Secrets
(Green, 1956)
Saint Joan
(Preminger, 1957)
Macabre
(Castle, 1958)
The Fiend Who Walked the West
(G. Douglas, 1958
Five Gates to Hell
(Clavell, 1959)
1960's
Key Witness
(Karlson, 1960)
Summer and Smoke
(Glenville, 1961)
The Chapman Report
(Cukor,1962)
Bachelor Flat
(Tashlin, 1962) [on Hulu]
The L Shaped Room
(Forbes, 1963)
The Chalk Garden
(Neame, 1964)
A Thousand Clowns
(Coe, 1965)
You're a Big Boy Now
(Coppola, 1966)
The Whisperers
(Forbes, 1967)
Dark of the Sun
(Cardiff, 1968)
Skidoo
(Preminger, 1968)
Last Summer
(Perry, 1969)
The Comic
(C. Reiner, 1969)
1970-1974
The Revolutionary
(Williams, 1970)
The Landlord
(Ashby, 1970)
Diary of a Mad Housewife
(Perry, 1970)
Tropic of Cancer
(Strick, 1970)
I Never Sang for My Father
(Cates, 1970)
Sometimes a Great Notion
(Newman, 1971)
Marriage of a Young Stockbroker
(Turman, 1971)
The Music Lovers
(Russell, 1971)
Drive, He Said
(Nicholson, 1971)
The Steagle
(Sylbert, 1971)
The Last Movie
(Hopper, 1971)
Made For Each Other
(Bean, 1971)
The Day the Clown Cried
(Lewis, 1972)
Hickey & Boggs (OOP)
(Culp, 1972)
The Carey Treatment
(Edwards, 1972)
Pete 'n' Tillie
(Ritt, 1972)
Slither
(Zieff, 1973)
Man on a Swing
(Perry, 1974)
Open Season
(Collinson, 1974)
The Tamarind Seed
(Edwards, 1974)
Law and Disorder
(Passer, 1974)
Homebodies
(Yust, 1974)
Stardust
(Apted, 1974)
Celine and Julie Go Boating
(Rivette, 1974)
1975-1979
Rafferty and the Gold Dust Twins
(Richards, 1975
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1975)
Hearts of the West
(Zieff, 1975)
Welcome to L.A.
(Rudolph, 1976)
W.C. Fields and Me
(Hiller, 1976)
Citizens Band
(Demme, 1977)
Twilight's Last Gleaming
(Aldrich, 1977)
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
(Brooks, 1977)
Girlfriends
(Weill, 1978)
Movie Movie
(Donen, 1978)
The Medusa Touch
(Gold, 1978)
American Hot Wax
(Mutrux, 1978)
Hot Stuff
(DeLuise, 1979)
Scavenger Hunt
(Schultz , 1979)
Players
(Harvey, 1979)
Rich Kids
(Young, 1979)
Nightwing
(Hiller, 1979)
Screams of a Winter's Night
(Wilson, 1979
When You Comin' Back Red Ryder?
(Katselas, 1979
1980's
Resurrection
(Petrie, 1980)
The Awakening
(Newell, 1980)
Simon
(Brickman, 1980)
God's Angry Man
(Herzog, 1980)
Fast-Walking
(Harris, 1982)
Twice Upon a Time
(Korty & Swenson, 1983)
Trouble in Mind
(Rudolph, 1985)
When the Wind Blows
(Murikami, 1986)
Housekeeping
(Forsyth, 1987)
The Glass Menagerie
(Newman, 1987)
Patty Hearst
(Schrader, 1988)
Drowning by Numbers
(Greenaway, 1988)
Haunted Summer
(Passer, 1988)
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
(Spheeris, 1988)
1990's
Old Times
(Curtis, 1991)
Prospero's Books
(Greenaway, 1991)
City of Hope
(Sayles, 1991)
The Baby of Macon
(Greenaway, 1993)
King of the Hill
(Soderbergh, 1993)
Dadetown
(Hexter, 1995)
SubUrbia
(Linklater, 1997)

Little Friends

It can be easy to succumb to tobacco lust in Europe. You make a deal with yourself along the lines of "I'm here two or three weeks, time out from real life, what the hell, do what the Romans do." Smoking is considered heinous and unthinkable in this country, to the point that when people like Salma Hayek are photographed smoking it's considered a bust.

But even here I've had moments of weakness. God forgive me. When you're feeling alone and besieged and under heavy pressure, cigarettes are in your corner, on your side, providers of solace. Revolting concept, but there it is. Smoking, it seems, is generally for self-destructive lower middle-class and underclass types, and for successful under-35 actors of both genders.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on December 29, 2008 at 7:52 AM

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allstar397 Author Profile Page says ...

and once again you try to fit some activity or taste into singular social "castes" if you will. I'm so shocked.

Posted by allstar397 Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 8:43 AM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

Cigarettes should be illegal. I hate them with a passion. They are worthless.

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 8:47 AM

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DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page says ...

actionman, yes, cigs are awful but they shouldn't be illegal. I was a smoker, but I quit because well, I don't want to damage my skin or my health, but I still think people should have the right to smoke cigs.

Posted by DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 8:55 AM

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byanyother Author Profile Page says ...

The actresses are under pressure to stay thin, that's why most of them smoke.

Posted by byanyother Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 9:03 AM

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corey3rd Author Profile Page says ...

Those are the moments I reach out for porn.

Posted by corey3rd Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 9:18 AM

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p.Vice Author Profile Page says ...

Shouldn't this story be prefaced with an MPAA warning?

Posted by p.Vice Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 9:18 AM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

TrashPunk: my problem is that they KILL PEOPLE. And EVERYONE knows this. It's a scientifically proven fact. I find it to be a travesty that cigs are legal and pot is not.

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 9:19 AM

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MindlessObamaton Author Profile Page says ...

cigs = gross

expensive cigars = me happy

Posted by MindlessObamaton Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 9:21 AM

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Gabriel Author Profile Page says ...

Actionman - Anything in this world can KILL PEOPLE. You could kill yourself or someone else with a jar of mayonaise if you wanted to. Should mayonaise be completely off-limits to all people - including those who can enjoy it in moderate doses?

Posted by Gabriel Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 9:38 AM

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Floyd Thursby Author Profile Page says ...

"Anything in this world can KILL PEOPLE."

Surely not masturbation. Say it ain't so.

Posted by Floyd Thursby Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 10:11 AM

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AH Author Profile Page says ...

Alcohol kills people too but I don't see people clamoring to ban that (history notwithstanding).

Posted by AH Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 10:14 AM

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arturobandini2 Author Profile Page says ...

Thursday will mark my 10 year anniversary since giving up tobacco. I still miss it terribly and suck up second-hand smoke whenever possible, but if I gave in and had just one, I'd be back to 2 packs a day in about a week. I just don't know how people afford it nowadays -- the only thing more ridiculously overpriced is printer ink.

Posted by arturobandini2 Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 10:54 AM

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Edward Author Profile Page says ...

No one's mentioned that second-hand smoke is just as bad for you.

Posted by Edward Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 10:54 AM

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scooterzz Author Profile Page says ...

after decades of two packs a day, i quit a little over three years ago and agree with everything arturo said....i'd also add that, now, every time i'm around a heavy smoker i'm embarrassed to think what i must have smelled like after a night on the town during those smoking days.......

Posted by scooterzz Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 11:22 AM

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DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page says ...

cars, planes, earthquakes, collapsing buildings, lightings, junk food, and running too much can kill people, too...

Posted by DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 11:41 AM

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KB Author Profile Page says ...

No, we only ban the real hazards nowadays. Like light bulbs.

This is the year that the cigarette has made an onscreen comeback. Hathaway and Winslet both smoke onscreen. I know I've seen a couple others.

Posted by KB Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 11:52 AM

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the400blows Author Profile Page says ...

WHile we make cigarettes illegal, then why don't we make fast food restaurant illegal too? They kill people too, with heart disease, diabetes, etc. Has anyone ever heard of free choice? Pretty soon it'll probably be illegal to breathe the air.

Posted by the400blows Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 11:58 AM

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Howlingman Author Profile Page says ...

NANNY STATE:

In which government pretends they care about your well-being in order to tax you senseless.

Posted by Howlingman Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 12:19 PM

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Josh Massey Author Profile Page says ...

"Cigarettes should be illegal. I hate them with a passion."

Are these two exclusive sentences, or should cigarettes be illegal because you hate them?

Do you let the government make your other decisions for you?

Posted by Josh Massey Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 1:25 PM

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Edward Author Profile Page says ...

Government -- like father -- knows best.

Posted by Edward Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 2:04 PM

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Arran Author Profile Page says ...

Cigarettes have an absurdly low thread count. Heroin has a little more cache.

Posted by Arran Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 2:11 PM

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televisiontears Author Profile Page says ...

I'm not a heavy smoker (about 4-5 cigs a day), but I'm sick to death of the cultural image of a smoker as being somehow inferior, and it all boils down to the smell. If cigarette smoke smelled like roses and tasted like fine wine, the smoking bans would be nearly non-existent. It's one-hundred percent the smell that pisses people off and lets anti-smokers have a holier-than-thou attitude.

I want to slap people like actionman who give a little fake cough when I venture fifty yards from a building in the name of simple courtesy and common sense. It's not enough for these pricks, they want smoking banned everywhere - on an empty sidewalk, at a dingy pub, even in your own home. I swear if I hear one more fake cough, I'm going to snap. Never mind the idiots who go to a bar *in which smoking is allowed* and complain about the goddamn smoke. Are you kidding me? Self-righteous wankers, the lot of 'em and if I knew where they lived I would sneak in when their not home and blow a carton over everything I can find. Piss off, actionman.

Posted by televisiontears Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 4:13 PM

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dixiedugan Author Profile Page says ...

In two weeks it'll be one year for me. And yeah, there have still been times that I'd like to light up, but the smell makes me puke. That's what's keeping me from smoking. That and I'm trying to prove to myself that I need not be a slave to anything...but my dvd collection.

Posted by dixiedugan Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 4:13 PM

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televisiontears Author Profile Page says ...

Oh, sorry. Their = they're. Anger at smug fascists trumps proper English.

Posted by televisiontears Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 4:34 PM

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irvingberlinalexanderputz Author Profile Page says ...

Smoke good! Fire bad!

Posted by irvingberlinalexanderputz Author Profile Page at December 29, 2008 5:23 PM

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Kim Voynar Author Profile Page says ...

Actionman says: TrashPunk: my problem is that they KILL PEOPLE. And EVERYONE knows this. It's a scientifically proven fact. I find it to be a travesty that cigs are legal and pot is not.

Actionman, while I'm with you on the pot being legal bit, the logic of the first part there is just non-existent. As others have pointed out, anything can kill you -- a tree in a windstorm, a slippery bathtub, a car wreck, a faulty electrical socket, too many Big Macs and Super-Sized Cokes, even too much Tylenol or Nyquil. Yes, smoking cigarettes has been shown to make people more likely to get lung cancer -- ONE of the many ways in which people's bodies can die.

We're all dying from the moment we're born, there's no guarantee that if you don't smoke you'll never die of lung cancer, or if you do smoke you will. Maybe you will, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll get killed in your car driving to work or running up to the store to grab something you forgot to stop and get on your way home. I believe that when your number's up, it's up, period. We like to think we can "cheat" death, that doctors "save" lives. There's no "saving" lives, there's only prolonging death for a while longer.

I don't think cigarette smoking, or pot smoking, or booze, or most things, whether they can "hurt" you or not should be illegal. As adults we have to make choices about what we put in our bodies and how we live our lives at any given moment. During the decade or so of my life when I was pretty much non-stop pregnant or nursing babies, I didn't put so much as Tylenol or caffeine in my system, much less smokes or alcohol. Right now, I smoke, less than a half-pack per day. I didn't smoke for 14 years, started smoking a few a day last year at Sundance. I smoke when I want to -- right now -- because I enjoy it. I'm quitting smoking again, though, because I want to train to do a triatholon, and need my lungs to be at full capacity in order to accomplish that goal. With my family history, I'm more likely to die of breast or colon cancer than anything, though, so if down the road I want to smoke an occasional cigarette again, I'll do so.

And Jeff, I'm with you on the smoking in Europe thing. You can actually enjoy a cigarette there without feeling like all the judgmental asses around you are giving you the stink-eye for smoking while they pollute their livers with alcohol, clog their arteries with Mickey Ds, and pollute the environment with their SUVs.

Posted by Kim Voynar Author Profile Page at December 30, 2008 2:48 AM

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