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"A slain cop is resurrected as a masked crime-fighter in The Spirit, but Frank Miller's solo writing-directing debut plunges into a watery grave early on and spends roughly the next 100 minutes gasping for air," writes Variety's Justin Chang.

"Pushing well past the point of self-parody, Miller has done Will Eisner's pioneering comic strip no favors by drenching it in the same self-consciously neo-noir monochrome put to much more compelling use in Sin City. Graphic-novel geeks will be enticed by the promise of sleek babes and equally eye-popping f/x, but general audiences will probably pass on this visually arresting but wholly disposable Miller-lite exercise.
"If this summer's The Dark Knight raised the bar for seriousness, ambition and dramatic realism in the comicbook-based superhero genre, The Spirit reps its antithesis: Relentlessly cartoonish and campy, it's a work of pure digital artifice , feverishly committed to its own beautiful, hollow universe to the exclusion of any real narrative interest or engagement with its characters.
"There's no denying the fastidiousness and occasional virtuosity of the overall design, or the lustrous texture of the widescreen images. But all this incessant monochrome has its perils, too: When a man falls to the ground, his body covered with white bloodstains, it's unclear whether he's been felled by bullets or by incontinent birds."
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on December 18, 2008 at 1:23 PM
comment #1
BurmaShave
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Damnnnnn
Posted by BurmaShave
at December 18, 2008 1:49 PM
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p.Vice
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From Lionsgate's perspective this probably counts as a rave.
Posted by p.Vice
at December 18, 2008 1:55 PM
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The Winchester
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It's strange, I'm sort of a fanboy, so the idea of Frank Miller directing a Spirit movie seemed like a really good idea. Then I saw the first previews and thought, "I can pass on this one and not feel too bad". But now, the more terrible reviews it receives only fuel my desire to see it more. And I thought a movie couldn't get any worse than Punisher WarZone. (A SPECTACULARLY crappy movie).
Posted by The Winchester
at December 18, 2008 1:55 PM
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actionman
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If this was rated-R I'd probably see it. Since it's not, I won't.
Posted by actionman
at December 18, 2008 1:58 PM
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Rich S.
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I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't the Spirit. I'm by no means a fanatic, but the Spirit does have a neat rhythm and vibe that's different from most other comics. It was probably folly to try to turn it into a movie in the first place, but Miller claims to be a huge Spirit fan, so this is particularly galling.
When Sam J. Jones does a better job on something than you do, you should probably figure you're on the wrong track.
Posted by Rich S.
at December 18, 2008 2:06 PM
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actionman
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Winchester -- is War Zone worth getting from Netflix? It looks sooooo bad but I am almost morbidly curious about all of the blood and guts. Sort of like how I felt about the new Rambo movie. I just had to see how over the top it was.
Posted by actionman
at December 18, 2008 3:01 PM
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Posted by anonymous2
at December 18, 2008 3:22 PM
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anonymous2
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Posted by anonymous2
at December 18, 2008 3:52 PM
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anonymous2
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maybe its because my one comment was about Slumdog Millionaire
Posted by anonymous2
at December 18, 2008 4:09 PM
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T. S. Idiot
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I can no longer use typekey when I'm at work, regardless of what I try.
Posted by T. S. Idiot
at December 18, 2008 4:56 PM
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The Winchester
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Actionman, it's worth getting from Netflix. It's almost worth seeing it in theaters, if you are an aficionado of terrible cinema. But the violence is outrageously over the top (He punches through a dude's FACE) almost on a Rambo level. Be warned, though, every single actor in the film is terrible. Dominic West and Doug Hutchinson most of all. But there are scenes in the movie that melted my face off. The guy on AICN nailed it with his Startship Troopers comparison. But you of all people owe it to yourself to check the film out.
Posted by The Winchester
at December 18, 2008 5:26 PM
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Rothchild
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PUNISHER WAR ZONE is an amazing movie. Dominic West knew exactly what he was doing. That strut was hysterical.
Posted by Rothchild
at December 18, 2008 5:35 PM
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The Winchester
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Oh, I fully agree that West knew exactly what he was doing. Same with Hutchinson. the scene with the mirrors, and with the baby doll heads are cinematic gems. Or the recruitment scene with the two of them.
And their Noo Yawk accents are priceless.
Posted by The Winchester
at December 18, 2008 6:00 PM
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jbf81
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the only good thing I can say about this film is that it was showed for critics, MARLEY AND ME, isnt. At least thats what I heard.
Posted by jbf81
at December 18, 2008 6:28 PM
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Daniel Tayag
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Punisher: War Zone is this decade's Story of Ricky.
Posted by Daniel Tayag
at December 18, 2008 7:32 PM
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actionman
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"But there are scenes in the movie that melted my face off."
For this quote alone I will see the film. On Netflix.
Posted by actionman
at December 18, 2008 7:53 PM
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D.Z.
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Winchester: I knew it was gonna be a lame idea from the start, since "The Spirit" requires a type of class and restraint you don't really get in Miller's work. http://xrayspex.blogspot.com/2008/03/alan-moore-spoofs-frank-miller.html
actionman: Ebert liked it as much as the other Punisher movies, if that's worth anything.
Posted by D.Z.
at December 18, 2008 8:48 PM
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Chase Kahn
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"I need a tie, and it sure as hell better be RED!"
Posted by Chase Kahn
at December 19, 2008 8:08 AM
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Rich S.
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"I need a tie, and it sure as hell better be RED!"
Funny how Miller somehow managed to miss the fact that in the comic, the Spirit's suit was always blue and his shirt was always white.
Posted by Rich S.
at December 19, 2008 8:16 AM
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DeafBrownTrashPunk
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that photo looks so dumb, like it was designed and planned by a bunch of pretentious hipsters who think they're ohhh soo artsy.
Posted by DeafBrownTrashPunk
at December 19, 2008 9:23 AM
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storymark
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And Miller is already set to screw up another property: Buck Rodgers.
Posted by storymark
at December 19, 2008 9:51 AM
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Rich S.
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"And Miller is already set to screw up another property: Buck Rodgers."
No no no no no no no no no.........
Posted by Rich S.
at December 19, 2008 10:48 AM
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DarthCorleone
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What the hell is going on in that still?
It looks like some hot gal in a bikini just shot down The Spirit in some way, and now he's on the ground looking for his contact lens. She strolls away with a mischievous grin and no cares in the world. She might be about to break into song.
Posted by DarthCorleone
at December 19, 2008 11:22 AM
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