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The marketing, I mean. Obviously the content is...I guess I should read some reviews, shouldn't I? Thanks to Jack Morrissey for passing this along.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on January 9, 2009 at 6:23 AM

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Rich S. says ...

Genius. The adult Butch Patrick is 1000 times scarier than that kid in the trailers.

Posted by Rich S. at January 9, 2009 6:36 AM

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corey3rd says ...

is it a subtle jab at Brian Austin Greene being engaged to Megan Fox?

Posted by corey3rd at January 9, 2009 6:44 AM

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actionman says ...

Yustman really is a hot young lady. Very hot.

Posted by actionman at January 9, 2009 6:52 AM

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nola says ...

first thought, is that the kid from the Munsters?

Posted by nola at January 9, 2009 7:52 AM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum says ...

I'd absolutely prefer seeing an Eddie Munster slasher flick to this undoubtedly rote piece of garbage. 7% on RT and counting...we're nearly in "Meet the Spartans" territory here. Hard to believe this is the same man at least partially responsible for rebooting the Batman franchise. Yikes.

That is one nice booty, however.

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum at January 9, 2009 7:53 AM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum says ...

It is, Nola. Bit of clever photoshopping there. Helps to see the original poster to put the joke in context:

http://www.canmag.com/nw/13014-the-unborn-poster-ass

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum at January 9, 2009 7:54 AM

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Ray says ...

A nice ass photoshopped to perfection.

Ahhhhh...

Posted by Ray at January 9, 2009 7:55 AM

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Sabina E says ...

Is this supposed to be a horror parody movie made by the same guys behind "Meet the Spartans" and "Disaster Movie"????

the poster is ridiculous and cheesy as hell

Posted by Sabina E at January 9, 2009 8:29 AM

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K. Bowen says ...

Her twin is Eddie Munster?

Posted by K. Bowen at January 9, 2009 8:52 AM

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George Prager says ...

Is that Blagojevich in the mirror?

Posted by George Prager at January 9, 2009 9:18 AM

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Circumvrent says ...

The concept of this movie is that the ghost is her twin who died in the womb, right? What I don't get is why the spectre appears to her as a five-year old (who grew up in the 1800s). Has the ghost tried out various forms to see which one was had the creepiest maximum effect? If he was haunting his Dad, would he be a 17-year old always hassling him for the car keys?

Posted by Circumvrent at January 9, 2009 9:55 AM

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PCP_Patriots says ...

Actually that's a FAKE movie poster.

This is the original:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pixalife/3104168999/

(but either way, I'm a sucker for sexuality marketing so I may just see it because of the poster. Plus she is the same hot actress from Cloverfield ... eye candy!)

Posted by PCP_Patriots at January 9, 2009 10:28 AM

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ZayTonday says ...

They're BOTH fake, here's the real one: http://i43.tinypic.com/sw7808.gif

Posted by ZayTonday at January 9, 2009 10:43 AM

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byanyother says ...

"A nice ass photoshopped to perfection."

Nope. Saw her the other day and it looked just like that in tight jeans.

Posted by byanyother at January 9, 2009 11:17 AM

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Renfield says ...

How can human waste come out of something so perfect?

Posted by Renfield at January 9, 2009 12:18 PM

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D.Z. says ...

They also used a butt to sell that stupid John Tucker flick.

Posted by D.Z. at January 9, 2009 2:14 PM

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Rich S. says ...

"How can human waste come out of something so perfect?"

What's that old joke about eating a yard of something just to see where it came from?

Posted by Rich S. at January 9, 2009 2:44 PM

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George Prager says ...

Now if someone can go ahead and photoshop that butt into the poster for DOUBT...

Posted by George Prager at January 9, 2009 2:45 PM

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Renfield says ...

Hahahahaha! Rich S., that was a great one. :)

Posted by Renfield at January 9, 2009 4:02 PM

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Jay T. says ...

Here's how it came about. Okay, not really. http://www.celebritymilkshake.com/202/odette-yustmans-ass-stars-in-the-unborn.html

Posted by Jay T. at January 9, 2009 4:39 PM

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BurmaShave says ...

To be clear, that is not a great ass, it's a nice ass that white guys have been conditioned to settle for.

Posted by BurmaShave at January 9, 2009 5:59 PM

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LexG says ...

Bow to that ass. This movie is going to own.

Posted by LexG at January 9, 2009 7:09 PM

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Renfield says ...

Yes, Burma... I'm sure if she came up to you on the street and said, "Hi there. This ass is all yours this fine evening", you'd reply:

"Well, I suppose I'd be settling...."

Posted by Renfield at January 9, 2009 9:52 PM

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BurmaShave says ...

Renfield, do you have any sense of humor at all? By the way, this movie was sold out tonight at 1020, so I guess the ass plays.

Posted by BurmaShave at January 10, 2009 12:45 AM

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The Bandsaw Vigilante says ...

That poster makes me want to buy her things.

Posted by The Bandsaw Vigilante at January 10, 2009 1:06 PM

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ZayTonday says ...

No Burma, that ass is epic. You may like those gargantuan cottage cheese saggy as hell things, but this right here is the perfect ass. this is fact.

Posted by ZayTonday at January 11, 2009 2:07 PM

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