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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on January 6, 2009 at 2:19 PM
comment #1
katcalls
says ...
I love your shoe photos for some reason.
Posted by katcalls
at January 6, 2009 3:03 PM
comment #2
Geoff
says ...
Are you wearing a poncho?
Posted by Geoff
at January 6, 2009 3:07 PM
comment #3
Rich S.
says ...
The Columnist With No Name.
Posted by Rich S.
at January 6, 2009 3:08 PM
comment #4
CitizenKanedforChewingGum
says ...
Jeff, you don't know what a taint is? *giggles*
Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum
at January 6, 2009 3:22 PM
comment #5
Jeffrey Wells
says ...
I don't know what a "vet taint" is, and neither do you, CitizenKanedforChewingGum.
Posted by Jeffrey Wells
at January 6, 2009 3:40 PM
comment #6
CitizenKanedforChewingGum
says ...
Jeffrey,
The taint is the strip of skin between your balls and your ass. Someone was obviously having fun replacing letters here.
A little uncomfortable explaining this to another man, but you gotta do what you gotta do. lol.
Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum
at January 6, 2009 3:56 PM
comment #7
lazarus
says ...
I don't think the "W" was being turned into a "V", but they posted the sign up with the masking tape in a sloppy way.
"Vet Taint" makes me think of McCain. Remember that guy?
Posted by lazarus
at January 6, 2009 4:04 PM
comment #8
Josh Massey
says ...
If only you still had a hat to go with those boots...
Posted by Josh Massey
at January 6, 2009 4:23 PM
comment #9
Cadavra
says ...
Laz, I think you've got it. "Wet Taint" at least makes some sort of sense.
Posted by Cadavra
at January 6, 2009 4:26 PM
comment #10
RustysaGoodDog
says ...
Clearly, it's the train going downtown.
Posted by RustysaGoodDog
at January 6, 2009 5:09 PM
comment #11
actionman
says ...
Taint, gooch, grundle, air-field...no matter what you call it it'll always get a laugh from me.
Posted by actionman
at January 6, 2009 6:02 PM
comment #12
T. S. Idiot
says ...
A bigger mystery is why grown men wear cowboy boots. Autry and Rogers are dead, and their ilk will never ride the range again.
Posted by T. S. Idiot
at January 6, 2009 6:08 PM
comment #13
RustysaGoodDog
says ...
Taint those some cool cowboy boots?
Posted by RustysaGoodDog
at January 6, 2009 6:12 PM
comment #14
LYT
says ...
That last photo looks like one of the "Watchmen" teaser posters.
Posted by LYT
at January 6, 2009 6:14 PM
comment #15
vulgar71
says ...
I believe it's "Wet Taint." If you look at the next pole you'll see the "Wet Paint" sign is taped to the pole in the same way, but it has been ripped and taped back to the pole. So there is "We" and below that "T Pain" minus the "T." Mystery solved!
Posted by vulgar71
at January 6, 2009 6:45 PM
comment #16
RustysaGoodDog
says ...
Enough of the literal explanations of 'what's going on here', as in the sign was ripped. I think we all get that.
Posted by RustysaGoodDog
at January 6, 2009 7:03 PM
comment #17
MindlessObamaton
says ...
Is that a Sears poncho or a real poncho?
Posted by MindlessObamaton
at January 6, 2009 11:23 PM
comment #18
Al-Aurens
says ...
At least the boots weren't left with the cowboy hat...
Posted by Al-Aurens
at January 7, 2009 6:23 AM
comment #19
Howlingman
says ...
Almost a day later ... and nobody's asked CitizenKanedForChewingGum_how_they know what a taint is?
Posted by Howlingman
at January 7, 2009 9:44 AM
comment #20
CitizenKanedforChewingGum
says ...
T'aint none of yo' business, foo'!
Oh, but mine's wet :-D.
Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum
at January 7, 2009 11:27 AM
comment #21
YRG
says ...
The second photo might have worked better with a 3 Musketeers candy wrapper between your feet.
Posted by YRG
at January 7, 2009 7:01 PM
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