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Ishtar
(May, 1987)
The Seven-Per-Cent Solution (OOP)
(Ross, 1976)
The Devils
(Russell, 1974)
The Pirates of Penzance
(Papp/Leach, 1983)
The Fortune
(Nichols, 1975)
-30-
(Webb, 1959)
Betrayal
(Jones, 1983)
Play It As It Lays
(Perry, 1972)
The Outfit
(Flynn, 1973)
Alex in Wonderland
(Mazursky, 1969)
The Legend of Lylah Clare
(Aldrich, 1968)
In The Cool of the Day
(Stevens, 1963)
That Cold Day in the Park
(Altman, 1969)
Thumb Trippin'
(Masters, 1972)
Midas Run
(Kjellin, 1969)
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1973)
Brewster McCloud
(Altman, 1972)
Outcast of the Islands
(Reed, 1951)

Reader Submissions

1930's-1950's
The Moon's Our Home
(Seiter, 1936)
Sh! The Octopus
(McGann, 1937)
The Mating Season
(Leisen, 1951)
Bad for Each Other
(Rapper, 1953)
The Phenix City Story
(Karlson, 1955)
Run of the Arrow
(Fuller, 1956)
House of Secrets
(Green, 1956)
Saint Joan
(Preminger, 1957)
Macabre
(Castle, 1958)
The Fiend Who Walked the West
(G. Douglas, 1958
Five Gates to Hell
(Clavell, 1959)
1960's
Key Witness
(Karlson, 1960)
Summer and Smoke
(Glenville, 1961)
The Chapman Report
(Cukor,1962)
Bachelor Flat
(Tashlin, 1962) [on Hulu]
The L Shaped Room
(Forbes, 1963)
The Chalk Garden
(Neame, 1964)
A Thousand Clowns
(Coe, 1965)
You're a Big Boy Now
(Coppola, 1966)
The Whisperers
(Forbes, 1967)
Dark of the Sun
(Cardiff, 1968)
Skidoo
(Preminger, 1968)
Last Summer
(Perry, 1969)
The Comic
(C. Reiner, 1969)
1970-1974
The Revolutionary
(Williams, 1970)
The Landlord
(Ashby, 1970)
Diary of a Mad Housewife
(Perry, 1970)
Tropic of Cancer
(Strick, 1970)
I Never Sang for My Father
(Cates, 1970)
Sometimes a Great Notion
(Newman, 1971)
Marriage of a Young Stockbroker
(Turman, 1971)
The Music Lovers
(Russell, 1971)
Drive, He Said
(Nicholson, 1971)
The Steagle
(Sylbert, 1971)
The Last Movie
(Hopper, 1971)
Made For Each Other
(Bean, 1971)
The Day the Clown Cried
(Lewis, 1972)
Hickey & Boggs (OOP)
(Culp, 1972)
The Carey Treatment
(Edwards, 1972)
Pete 'n' Tillie
(Ritt, 1972)
Slither
(Zieff, 1973)
Man on a Swing
(Perry, 1974)
Open Season
(Collinson, 1974)
The Tamarind Seed
(Edwards, 1974)
Law and Disorder
(Passer, 1974)
Homebodies
(Yust, 1974)
Stardust
(Apted, 1974)
Celine and Julie Go Boating
(Rivette, 1974)
1975-1979
Rafferty and the Gold Dust Twins
(Richards, 1975
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1975)
Hearts of the West
(Zieff, 1975)
Welcome to L.A.
(Rudolph, 1976)
W.C. Fields and Me
(Hiller, 1976)
Citizens Band
(Demme, 1977)
Twilight's Last Gleaming
(Aldrich, 1977)
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
(Brooks, 1977)
Girlfriends
(Weill, 1978)
Movie Movie
(Donen, 1978)
The Medusa Touch
(Gold, 1978)
American Hot Wax
(Mutrux, 1978)
Hot Stuff
(DeLuise, 1979)
Scavenger Hunt
(Schultz , 1979)
Players
(Harvey, 1979)
Rich Kids
(Young, 1979)
Nightwing
(Hiller, 1979)
Screams of a Winter's Night
(Wilson, 1979
When You Comin' Back Red Ryder?
(Katselas, 1979
1980's
Resurrection
(Petrie, 1980)
The Awakening
(Newell, 1980)
Simon
(Brickman, 1980)
God's Angry Man
(Herzog, 1980)
Fast-Walking
(Harris, 1982)
Twice Upon a Time
(Korty & Swenson, 1983)
Trouble in Mind
(Rudolph, 1985)
When the Wind Blows
(Murikami, 1986)
Housekeeping
(Forsyth, 1987)
The Glass Menagerie
(Newman, 1987)
Patty Hearst
(Schrader, 1988)
Drowning by Numbers
(Greenaway, 1988)
Haunted Summer
(Passer, 1988)
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
(Spheeris, 1988)
1990's
Old Times
(Curtis, 1991)
Prospero's Books
(Greenaway, 1991)
City of Hope
(Sayles, 1991)
The Baby of Macon
(Greenaway, 1993)
King of the Hill
(Soderbergh, 1993)
Dadetown
(Hexter, 1995)
SubUrbia
(Linklater, 1997)

Steadfast Spielberg Toady

"Sooner or later, you know you will crash into the densest of Armondic icebergs, i.e., Steven Spielberg. White regards the maker of E.T., Schindler's List, and 1941 to be 'the greatest of all American humanist directors, every bit the equal of John Ford...the measure by which all films and filmmakers must be judged.'


"The possible notion that Spielberg, eternal box-office boy-king of Hollywood, may embody the Reagan-Clintonist consumerism White claims has ruined serious film appreciation in this country is rejected with little more than a sardonic chuckle. For White, defending Spielberg is a waste of his breath, 'a distraction.' If you can't grasp the self-evident greatness of A.I. and Munich, that's your problem, not his." -- from Mark Jacobson's New York magazine profile of N.Y. Press critic Armond White, published on 2.15.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on February 16, 2009 at 5:08 PM

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Aladdin Sane Author Profile Page says ...

Well here's another Spielberg post where everyone will bicker pointlessly the merits of Sir Steven.
All I'm going to say is I want Jurassic Park on Blu-ray please.

Posted by Aladdin Sane Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 5:25 PM

comment #2

DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page says ...

Speilberg is a ringmaster, an entertainer who aims to please the audience AND he has made wonderful enjoyable movies. "AI" is a god-awful movie, but I love Schindler's List, E.T and Jurassic Park. I consider Schindler's List to be a masterpiece, while I see E.T and Jurassic Park as more of well-done popcorn flicks.

(what I can tell you, though, Michael Bay will NEVER be Speilberg.)

I do NOT consider Speilberg to be the greatest (humanist) filmmaker of all time, however I cannot deny that he have had a huge impact on American cinema and U.S pop culture. if you ask many ordinary americans to name the most famous director, Speilberg's name will come up.

Posted by DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 5:31 PM

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Aladdin Sane Author Profile Page says ...

Okay, so I read the article, which is probably what Wells post should be about right? Anyhow, White's first time seeing CE3K is how my second time seeing it was.
My first time with the movie was nothing less than aggravating, given that it was on TV and there were a thousand commercial breaks. I was probably 13 or so. I didn't even catch up with it again until four or five years later, after the AFI published that first list. Anyhow, watching it without TV breaks, distractions or whatever, I was moved immensely. That ending is truly breathtaking. When I hear Spielberg say if made now he wouldn't have Neary get on that ship, well it saddens me. Glad he didn't go the Lucas route and totally redo what essentially could be a Han vs Greedo moment. A couple cuts here and you'd think Neary was still on the ground.

Posted by Aladdin Sane Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 5:40 PM

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Bilge Author Profile Page says ...

The problem with Armond isn't his love of Spielberg. That's easy to defend -- plenty of people (including many critics) love Spielberg. The problem is Armond's championing of garbage like SUPERNOVA simply because one of his other sacred cows, Walter Hill, happened to shoot some of it.


Posted by Bilge Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 5:54 PM

comment #5

corey3rd Author Profile Page says ...

Just what the world needs - another blow job to Spielberg's greatness. And measuring people against John Ford? Blah. Why not measure directors against Norman Taurog? Armond White is Ben Lyon's Scene It partner.

Posted by corey3rd Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 6:07 PM

comment #6

CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

lol, corey...

that last sentence there was a pretty fuckin' righteous dig.

post of the day.

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 7:02 PM

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MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

What I don't understand is WHY Armond White needs to constantly flak for Spielberg. Is Spielberg under-appreciated? I mean, I know the Europeans think he's a tool, but no one in France or Denmark is reading the New York Press. It's like someone constantly haranguing you about how Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player of all time. You want to say, Yeah, okay, so? Spielberg has more money than anyone, two Oscars, the respect of his peers both old and young, so what is this all about. It's less an obsession and more like some fetish. I wouldn't say that Spielberg is one of my favorites, but he is for a lot of people. I would have more respect for White if he actually championed someone who never got the credit they deserved, like Michael Ritchie, who, in my estimation was as great a "humanist" as Spielberg ever was. Spielberg at his best can never match what Ritchie did with Bad News Bears, or Smile.

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 7:15 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Last time I checked, John Ford didn't take a producer credit for mediocre commercial crap like Casper and Transformers...

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 8:03 PM

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raygo Author Profile Page says ...

Smile is a gem.

Posted by raygo Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 8:30 PM

comment #10

MindlessObamaton Author Profile Page says ...

Loved the article. AW is okay by me, even if I disagree on who he prefers in his Anderson v. Anderson PON. As for DVD screeners, if it weren't for DVD screener leaks, I wouldn't get to see any decent films every year. Off to watch that GOMORRAH now, as a matter of fact.

Posted by MindlessObamaton Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 8:35 PM

comment #11

Devin Faraci Author Profile Page says ...

DZ, you're correct. Little known fact: John Ford was dead when those films came out just so he wouldn't have to produce them.

Posted by Devin Faraci Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 8:39 PM

comment #12

Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page says ...

I understand that White's Spielberg love is an obvious, shall we say, shibboleth for his detractors. But as someone who shares White's admiration for a number of Spielberg films but also has less than zero use for White himself, I'd say it's not even the tip of the iceberg.

No, the things that make White truly loathesome are: his sloppiness, both in matters of fact and copy; his roiling spite and resentment, which constitute his ruling modes, rather than any sense of critical detachment; and finally, his fundamental and truly vile dishonesty, which is rather magnificently manifested in his recent review of "Gomorrah." The latter is discussed, if I may, in a thread to a post on my own blog, here:
http://somecamerunning.typepad.com/some_came_running/2009/02/jesus-h-christ-.html#comments

I'm a long-time admirer of Mark Jacobson, who I think is a true heir to A.J. Liebling, particularly in his depiction of New York eccentrics. I have to say that I'm slightly disappointed that his treatment of Mr. White was so fawning. A bit of research might have yielded a less uncritical assessment.

Posted by Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 8:43 PM

comment #13

Jeremy Fassler Author Profile Page says ...

Armond White's constant approval of everything Steven Spielberg directs really bothers me. Mind you, I am not a Spielberg hater by any means. I think the man has given the world countless hours of entertainment, and for that he deserves accolades. But when he overpraises Spielberg's weaker efforts, like AI, THE TERMINAL and the last INDIANA JONES, then I have to scratch my head.

Every director, no matter how great, is flawed. For god sakes, we speak of John Ford as being one of the great directors, but some of his films simply do not hold up at all (THE INFORMER, for one). In judging directors, we must be able to step back from them enough so we can praise them, but then be able to say "This is where they failed." Armond can't do that with Spielberg, and his blind praise of all his work makes him a weak writer.

Posted by Jeremy Fassler Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 9:12 PM

comment #14

D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Devin: There was plenty of live-action crap he could have attached his name to when he was alive. It'd be amusing to see a John Ford producer credit on Herbie or Dr. Dolittle, for example.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at February 16, 2009 9:18 PM

comment #15

frankbooth Author Profile Page says ...

Is it just me, or does Armond look like he's thinking about eating someone's liver with fava beans and a nice chianti?

Posted by frankbooth Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 12:15 AM

comment #16

BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

It's been 8 years, it's time people started giving A.I. another look. And MUNICH's quality was pretty self-evident from day one.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 2:36 AM

comment #17

TVMCCA Author Profile Page says ...

Re Spielberg: Wouldn't comparisons to later period Fred Zinnemann and George Stevens be more apt?

Posted by TVMCCA Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 2:49 AM

comment #18

D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Burma: Why bother with A.I., when the Astro Boy movie's coming out in a few months?

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 3:16 AM

comment #19

CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

It's a flawed movie, no doubt, but A.I. does exactly what science fiction is supposed to do -- come up with a futuristic scenario rife with uncomfortable implications about humanity that allows our id and superego to battle out exactly how we feel about these things.

I'd definitely put it on the short list of very best s.f. films this decade. No hesitation.

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 3:55 AM

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markj Author Profile Page says ...

I love A.I. Never has a movie been so understood.

Posted by markj Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 4:19 AM

comment #21

markj Author Profile Page says ...

That should of course have read 'misunderstood'.

Posted by markj Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 4:21 AM

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MindlessObamaton Author Profile Page says ...

Oh, and MUNICH is a classic. Seriously.

Posted by MindlessObamaton Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 4:34 AM

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markj Author Profile Page says ...

Kubrick's version would have been phenomenal though. What a tragedy he died before embarking on it. It would have been a great way to bow out.

Posted by markj Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 4:34 AM

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corey3rd Author Profile Page says ...

AI was a Chucky film. A insane killing doll on the run.

Posted by corey3rd Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 7:17 AM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

the best part of A.I., as I recall, was the talking teddy bear. Maybe I need to see the film again.

Yeah, Munich is a masterwork, one of The Beard's best overall efforts -- I don't get how people can bash that film. It's so well done.

White, as I have said previously, should be fired, and nobody should take him seriously. He thought The Transporter 3 was "art," and his raves for Torque and War are so beyond nonsensical that it's basically a waste of time to argue otherwise.

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 8:21 AM

comment #26

Jeremy Fassler Author Profile Page says ...

A while back I met Robert McKee, who disses AI repeatedly in his seminar. One of the things which pisses him off about the movie is: "He went through all that to find his mother and he gets one day with her. ONE DAY? WHY NOT A LIFETIME?" Although that's not AI's problem, I thought it was humorously stated.

AI's main problem is that I don't like Osment as the title character. For some reason, I find him incredibly cloying, which is odd given his bravura work in SIXTH SENSE. It's also too long by twenty minutes at least. I would be a fool to not acknowledge how good Jude Law is and how good the teddy bear is too, but the rest of it feels like it was cobbled together from various pieces. The persecution of the robots sequence goes on far too long, and feels like it's from another film.

MUNICH is probably the film which best represents Spielberg's more serious work. E.T. may be his most personal film, but MUNICH is the film where we simultaneously see Spielberg at his best and at his worst. I think that the action scenes in MUNICH are superb, and some of the performances are top notch. But the final twenty minutes are the most aggravating in modern American cinema. It consists of him hitting the nail on the head and explaining to us what we already know. The sex scene between Eric Bana and his wife drives me insane.

This ties back to the main point McKee made about Spielberg, which I agree and disagree with: he is a brilliant shooter, but as a director he has little to say. He is a brilliant shooter, and I don't think he has little to say, but sometimes his message gets muddled.

Posted by Jeremy Fassler Author Profile Page at February 17, 2009 9:21 PM

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TVMCCA Author Profile Page says ...

Jeremy Fassler wrote:
MUNICH is probably the film which best represents Spielberg's more serious work. E.T. may be his most personal film, but MUNICH is the film where we simultaneously see Spielberg at his best and at his worst. I think that the action scenes in MUNICH are superb, and some of the performances are top notch. But the final twenty minutes are the most aggravating in modern American cinema. It consists of him hitting the nail on the head and explaining to us what we already know. The sex scene between Eric Bana and his wife drives me insane.

This ties back to the main point McKee made about Spielberg, which I agree and disagree with: he is a brilliant shooter, but as a director he has little to say. He is a brilliant shooter, and I don't think he has little to say, but sometimes his message gets muddled.

Or Spielberg's message can be overstated because he thinks he needs to overstate it to be at one with Middle American tastes; e.g. Oskar Schindler's "did I do enough" and the elder Ryan's "am I a good man." histrionics.

Posted by TVMCCA Author Profile Page at February 18, 2009 1:08 AM

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