Exactly

"It is easy to appreciate Anna Faris: a cult is forming around her. It is less easy to shed the slightly moralistic hand-wringing that accompanies much of the acclaim she has received - the idea that she is wasting her talent on bad projects; that her collaborators should recognize her skill set and exploit it; and that serious fans are only 'mucking about' in bad movies for the certain redemptive quality that her great turns bring to these (largely) unworthy titles." -- from a Zachary Campbell piece on rouge.com.

This columnist will never get on the Anna Faris cult bandwagon until she starts appearing in better films, which it to say work with better people. If Alfonso Cuaron, Bennett Miller or Alexander Payne use her one day, great...then I'll pay attention. But I'm 90% sure it'll never happen. Because she seems to be no more than a quarter-inch deep.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on March 7, 2009 at 4:53 AM

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Hakken Author Profile Page says ...

she was in Brokeback Mountain..

Posted by Hakken Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:07 AM

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Imogen Author Profile Page says ...

She was in Lost In Translation.

Posted by Imogen Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:17 AM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Hakken: Where?

Imogen: Jeff rests his case.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:18 AM

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JT Author Profile Page says ...

Give her props for BM, which she brought some needed humor to. She did a great Diaz impression in LIT and except for Murray, it's a shitty, shitty film.

Posted by JT Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:19 AM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Funny that I was just sayin' the same thing regarding her stupid dress-up flick a year ago, and everyone acted like I just didn't "get" her.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:20 AM

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Arran Author Profile Page says ...

You see? YOU SEE? NONE OF YOU LISTENED TO DZ.

Posted by Arran Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:25 AM

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Imogen Author Profile Page says ...

.JT: Lost In Translation is at 95% at Rotten Tomatoes. Saying it is a "shitty shitty" film was a "stupid stupid" thing to say. You might not understand it but that is your loss, as it was the best-reviewed picture of the year!

Posted by Imogen Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:29 AM

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EDouglasCS Author Profile Page says ...

I've been a fan of Farris back to the first Scary Movie but she really lost me with The House Bunny, which is ironically where so many others started noticing her.

Posted by EDouglasCS Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:43 AM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

she is so fucking hot.

the house bunny was CRAP but she was cute in it

if you really want to laugh, check out the surprisingly funny (but very dumb) comedy Just Friends. It's a low-low-low expectaction comedy but for some reason I was in stitches.

oh yeah, her work in Smiley Face is on par with the work Franco did in Pineapple

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:45 AM

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JT Author Profile Page says ...

Imogen: If being a film fan teaches only ONE true, honest lesson, it is this: Reviews, no matter who they are from, don't mean shit. That is the G'd's honest truth. THe only review that matters is your own. The RT site means nothing to a true cinephile as myself. When I saw LIT in the theater, my jaw dropped at how mediocre it was (not counting Murray's greatness, which could not save it). The reason why critics loved it is because they are all over 50 white men who fantasize about getting laid by SJ or chicks her age. Fact.

Posted by JT Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:47 AM

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Imogen Author Profile Page says ...

Well I am a cinephile too and I loved it and I am not over 50 or white or a man and I do not fantasize about getting laid by SJ or chicks her age. Fact. .

Posted by Imogen Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:53 AM

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JT Author Profile Page says ...

I'm sure you are (a cinephile). I'm just saying that people like things and they have to be their own judge. Case in point, if I have a gun pressed to my head, I'll say that 2001 is my fave movie of all time. But if you know and have read Pauline's Kael's review, you know she didn't like it, to say the least. Hael was the first film critic I read at length. But upon reading her review, I knew that my opinion was the only one that mattered.

Posted by JT Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 6:00 AM

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cinefan Author Profile Page says ...

Just based on my own judgement and opinion, I feel that any film which opens with a shot of SJ's glorious ass can't, in this world or any other, be described as "shitty, shitty".

Posted by cinefan Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 7:22 AM

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mutinyco Author Profile Page says ...

"Just based on my own judgement and opinion, I feel that any film which opens with a shot of SJ's glorious ass can't, in this world or any other, be described as "shitty, shitty"."

Unless she forgot to wipe...

Posted by mutinyco Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 7:48 AM

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cinefan Author Profile Page says ...

touche, mutinyco.

Posted by cinefan Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 7:53 AM

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JT Author Profile Page says ...

A tired touche, if that. Take that opening shot and stick it on the front of Ace Ventura or 88 minutes or some other shitty movie and let me know if it plays better.

Posted by JT Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 7:54 AM

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Jeremy Fassler Author Profile Page says ...

I saw The House Bunny twice, mainly because I had a friend who wanted to see it really badly, and I figured "It's not so painful to sit through twice." The main reason it wasn't so painful: Ana Farris was great. The movie itself is just terrible, but she definitely redeems a great deal of it.

Posted by Jeremy Fassler Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 8:01 AM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

Well, I was fine that you were ragging on LiT, but now you're going after Ace Ventura? Ohhhh, it's on!

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 8:01 AM

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JT Author Profile Page says ...

CKfCG FTW!!!

Posted by JT Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 8:17 AM

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jesse Author Profile Page says ...

So basically, Jeff, you're saying that you won't be on the Anna Faris bandwagon until she stops doing exactly what's terrific about her: being funny in broad comedies. But if she ever decides to appear in an austere art-house flick (besides the indie movies she's already done, of course, because she was funny in those, and that's horrible), you'll watch with an open mind. Wow, that's great to hear. In related news, I don't particularly like Inarritu, but if he ever makes a goofy comedy, I'm there.

And yes, lot of her comedies have been on the low-rent side (hopefully she's escaped the Scary Movie vortex), but I'm guessing you won't be particularly cheered by something more comedically ambitious either, like Observe and Report, which I think looks terrific. People recognize great dramatic performances in middling movies all the time, so I don't see the problem with watching a silly movie like House Bunny and saying, hey, she is *terrific* in it, which she is (as she is in Smiley Face).

Oh, but she lacks depth, she seems shallow. I guess you're right -- most actors are exactly who they seem to be from their broadest, silliest roles. Especially comedians. Good call. Good film criticism.

Posted by jesse Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 8:35 AM

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George Prager Author Profile Page says ...

For the record, JT's bravery in liking a classic film directed by Stanley Kubrick that Pauline Kael didn't like was responsible for the saving the lives of several women and children trapped in a burning building.

Posted by George Prager Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 9:03 AM

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Phatang! Author Profile Page says ...

Bennett Miller? Really?

Posted by Phatang! Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 9:07 AM

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Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page says ...

I'm rather disappointed. The post jumps just at the "This columnist will never get on the Anna Faris cult bandwagon until she..." point, and I was hoping that when I clicked "Read more..." I was really hoping you'd continue with "appears in a bukkake video" or "gets into a strap-on and reams Seth Rogen," but no, instead it's just the standard issue look-down-your-nose complaint about how the films she's in aren't worthy of your refined tastes. BO-ring!

But seriously...Faris is a comic actress of a certain stripe; a stripe they don't make movies for any more. She'd be even more poorly used, I think, in a crap rom-com such as "He's Just Not That Into You" than she increasingly is in the "Scary" movies. As for the three directors you named, I think only Alexander Payne is an apt one. To suggest that she hook up with Cauron and/or Bennett is, essentially, to ask her to stop being a comic actress, or an indication that you just don't like comic actresses, or, I dunno. That said, she reached a particular apotheosis with "Smiley Face," a film whose quirkiness was all but sui generis.

Posted by Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 9:11 AM

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corey3rd Author Profile Page says ...

Smiley Face is worth creating the cult of Anna. We put a picture of President Garfield on the mantle in her honor.

Posted by corey3rd Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 11:04 AM

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MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

Bennett Miller? The friend of Seymour Hoffman? Who was less qualified to direct Capote than Seymour Hoffman himself? When did this guy become the next great white hope?

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 11:10 AM

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George Prager Author Profile Page says ...

With any luck she could be the next Lee Remick.

Posted by George Prager Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 11:23 AM

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Gordon27 Author Profile Page says ...

"This columnist will never get on the Anna Faris cult bandwagon until..."

Jeff -- then why did you quote a thing which says ""It is easy to appreciate Anna Faris" with the title "Exactly"?

Posted by Gordon27 Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 11:52 AM

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Gordon27 Author Profile Page says ...

Wait, you don't mean "exactly" at all. This is an article *defending* all of her shitty movies as inherently worthy of some sort of attention if only because they provide her the stage to do something. Did you read this article before you posted it?

Posted by Gordon27 Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 11:57 AM

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Luke Y. Thompson Author Profile Page says ...

Anna Faris did some great work in MAY -- it used her comedic ditz persona well but took it to slightly darker places.

Posted by Luke Y. Thompson Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 1:46 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Imogen: Critics like Lost in Translation for the same reason that red-staters like it when people like Coulter label anyone from the coasts as "elitists"-to feel better about themselves.

actionman: She's kind of average to me. I did want to see Smiley Face for its own reasons, though.

cinefan: No, just desperate for ideas.

Jeremy: If she's that great, then she can pick better movies.

jesse: They're not broad comedies, just comedies with broads.


Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 3:15 PM

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George Prager Author Profile Page says ...

I love it when people like D.Z. psychoanalyze the why people liked what they liked. It's never because they liked it. But that is how D.Z. watches movies. Poor guy.

Posted by George Prager Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 3:28 PM

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cinefan Author Profile Page says ...


D.Z. cinefan: No, just desperate for ideas.

That doesn't apply to Coppola but it certainly fits you to a tee.

Posted by cinefan Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 3:38 PM

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corey3rd Author Profile Page says ...

People liked Lost in Translation since it opened with a shot of her ass in those sheer panties and featured Bill Murray being Bill Murray. No need to go any deeper than that.

Posted by corey3rd Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 4:22 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

George: Well, it's true. Half the people who watch crap end up lying through their teeth about liking it.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 5:27 PM

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Gordon27 Author Profile Page says ...

"Half the people who watch crap end up lying through their teeth about liking it."

Since psycho-analyzing always reveals a lot about the analyzer, I assume that you have been lying and actually love Quentin Tarantino movies. Well played, sir. The joke's on us!

Posted by Gordon27 Author Profile Page at March 7, 2009 8:21 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Gordon: Nope. I don't pretend when I hate a form of entertainment to make other people feel better about themselves.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at March 8, 2009 1:08 AM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Actually, I should re-phrase that to "conning people into being disappointed, too".

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at March 8, 2009 1:10 AM

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George Prager Author Profile Page says ...

If this misunderstanding about how humans behave gets you through the day, D.Z., well then you are welcome to it.

Posted by George Prager Author Profile Page at March 8, 2009 8:34 AM

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