Most Wanted
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Ishtar
(May, 1987)
The Seven-Per-Cent Solution (OOP)
(Ross, 1976)
The Devils
(Russell, 1974)
The Pirates of Penzance
(Papp/Leach, 1983)
The Fortune
(Nichols, 1975)
-30-
(Webb, 1959)
Betrayal
(Jones, 1983)
Play It As It Lays
(Perry, 1972)
The Outfit
(Flynn, 1973)
Alex in Wonderland
(Mazursky, 1969)
The Legend of Lylah Clare
(Aldrich, 1968)
In The Cool of the Day
(Stevens, 1963)
That Cold Day in the Park
(Altman, 1969)
Thumb Trippin'
(Masters, 1972)
Midas Run
(Kjellin, 1969)
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1973)
Brewster McCloud
(Altman, 1972)
Outcast of the Islands
(Reed, 1951)

Reader Submissions

1930's-1950's
The Moon's Our Home
(Seiter, 1936)
Sh! The Octopus
(McGann, 1937)
The Mating Season
(Leisen, 1951)
Bad for Each Other
(Rapper, 1953)
The Phenix City Story
(Karlson, 1955)
Run of the Arrow
(Fuller, 1956)
House of Secrets
(Green, 1956)
Saint Joan
(Preminger, 1957)
Macabre
(Castle, 1958)
The Fiend Who Walked the West
(G. Douglas, 1958
Five Gates to Hell
(Clavell, 1959)
1960's
Key Witness
(Karlson, 1960)
Summer and Smoke
(Glenville, 1961)
The Chapman Report
(Cukor,1962)
Bachelor Flat
(Tashlin, 1962) [on Hulu]
The L Shaped Room
(Forbes, 1963)
The Chalk Garden
(Neame, 1964)
A Thousand Clowns
(Coe, 1965)
You're a Big Boy Now
(Coppola, 1966)
The Whisperers
(Forbes, 1967)
Dark of the Sun
(Cardiff, 1968)
Skidoo
(Preminger, 1968)
Last Summer
(Perry, 1969)
The Comic
(C. Reiner, 1969)
1970-1974
The Revolutionary
(Williams, 1970)
The Landlord
(Ashby, 1970)
Diary of a Mad Housewife
(Perry, 1970)
Tropic of Cancer
(Strick, 1970)
I Never Sang for My Father
(Cates, 1970)
Sometimes a Great Notion
(Newman, 1971)
Marriage of a Young Stockbroker
(Turman, 1971)
The Music Lovers
(Russell, 1971)
Drive, He Said
(Nicholson, 1971)
The Steagle
(Sylbert, 1971)
The Last Movie
(Hopper, 1971)
Made For Each Other
(Bean, 1971)
The Day the Clown Cried
(Lewis, 1972)
Hickey & Boggs (OOP)
(Culp, 1972)
The Carey Treatment
(Edwards, 1972)
Pete 'n' Tillie
(Ritt, 1972)
Slither
(Zieff, 1973)
Man on a Swing
(Perry, 1974)
Open Season
(Collinson, 1974)
The Tamarind Seed
(Edwards, 1974)
Law and Disorder
(Passer, 1974)
Homebodies
(Yust, 1974)
Stardust
(Apted, 1974)
Celine and Julie Go Boating
(Rivette, 1974)
1975-1979
Rafferty and the Gold Dust Twins
(Richards, 1975
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1975)
Hearts of the West
(Zieff, 1975)
Welcome to L.A.
(Rudolph, 1976)
W.C. Fields and Me
(Hiller, 1976)
Citizens Band
(Demme, 1977)
Twilight's Last Gleaming
(Aldrich, 1977)
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
(Brooks, 1977)
Girlfriends
(Weill, 1978)
Movie Movie
(Donen, 1978)
The Medusa Touch
(Gold, 1978)
American Hot Wax
(Mutrux, 1978)
Hot Stuff
(DeLuise, 1979)
Scavenger Hunt
(Schultz , 1979)
Players
(Harvey, 1979)
Rich Kids
(Young, 1979)
Nightwing
(Hiller, 1979)
Screams of a Winter's Night
(Wilson, 1979
When You Comin' Back Red Ryder?
(Katselas, 1979
1980's
Resurrection
(Petrie, 1980)
The Awakening
(Newell, 1980)
Simon
(Brickman, 1980)
God's Angry Man
(Herzog, 1980)
Fast-Walking
(Harris, 1982)
Twice Upon a Time
(Korty & Swenson, 1983)
Trouble in Mind
(Rudolph, 1985)
When the Wind Blows
(Murikami, 1986)
Housekeeping
(Forsyth, 1987)
The Glass Menagerie
(Newman, 1987)
Patty Hearst
(Schrader, 1988)
Drowning by Numbers
(Greenaway, 1988)
Haunted Summer
(Passer, 1988)
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
(Spheeris, 1988)
1990's
Old Times
(Curtis, 1991)
Prospero's Books
(Greenaway, 1991)
City of Hope
(Sayles, 1991)
The Baby of Macon
(Greenaway, 1993)
King of the Hill
(Soderbergh, 1993)
Dadetown
(Hexter, 1995)
SubUrbia
(Linklater, 1997)

Kids and Death

This 4.17 Newsweek piece by Jesse Ellison actually argues that Earth, Disneynature's watered-down feature version of BBC's Planet Earth miniseries doc, is too unsettling for kids to be rated G. That's because it contains sequences that imply (but don't show) that a Caribou calf and a baby elephant are killed due to natural forces and circumstances. Coddle much?


When I was three years old I saw a neighbor chop a chicken's head off, and then watched as the chicken's body ran around a bit with the arterial blood spurting out. I was a little bit freaked by this, sure, but I didn't faint and probably learned something from it also. What did I learn? Uhm...the meaning of the phrase "running around like a chicken with its head cut off"?

Not long after a little black cocker spaniel puppy who belonged to a little neighborhood girlfriend of mine was run over by a garbage truck. The poor thing had been flattened into a black puppy pancake with the guts splattered and the tongue sticking way out. I'll never forget that tongue. The episode taught me that life can end in a blink of an eye. It was awful to see -- traumatic is the word -- but it also made me a little stronger, I think, or at least a little tougher.

As I wrote on 3.25, "Parents are realizing that they haven't done their kids any favors by funding a cut-off, over-indulged fantasy realm for them to live in.

"Kids need to grow up and grim up and learn the realities and skills and disciplines that will allow them to survive. So enough with the Spielberg-aping films that portray a child's world as a magical-fantastical kingdom in and of itself that adults might be able to learn something from."

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on April 21, 2009 at 5:18 PM

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DarthCorleone Author Profile Page says ...

It looks like that cheetah is giving that little antelope a friendly pet on the back. That could be the sanitized version - just show the still and let the picture speak for itself.

One of my favorite books as a very young child was National Geographic's The Book Of Mammals. Lots of pictures, lots of devouring...no punches pulled.

Posted by DarthCorleone Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 6:14 PM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

So now we understand Wells' problems with women, blacks, and blue collar workers.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 6:27 PM

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DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page says ...

Yes, folks, this is life, this is how nature works. it's a dog eats dog world. I'm so bloody sick of our watered down society, where people have now been silenced into being politically correct and that everything has become Disney-fied. Oh, God, save the children!

remember when fairy tales used to be actually SCARY? Now it's just wishy washy crap. Remember when little boys and little girls used to look at dirty, racy magazines and would try a cigarette? That was considered normal. Today it's considered "scandalous."

Remember Jodie Foster, child star of the 70s? When she was a hardcore tomboy and wore boyish clothes? When she refused to doll herself up? today we have teenybopper, barf-inducing tween stars who look like plastic Barbie dolls.

wake me when this pathetic era called "the 2000s" is over.

Posted by DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 6:29 PM

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DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page says ...

lol @ Darth's comment. That cheetah does look like it's petting the antelope.

Posted by DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 6:31 PM

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D.J.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Aren't Bambi and the Lion King G, too? What's the difference? Jeff's pretty damn cold to not be traumatized by a dog run over by a car, though. I still can't forget the one which was whimpering its last breath in some passerby's arms on Sunset a decade ago. I know I've seen dead birds and rats around when I was a child, but they can't necessarily feel on an emotional level like canines.

Posted by D.J.Z. Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 6:43 PM

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Jeffrey Wells Author Profile Page says ...

Wells to D.J.Z.: You say it was "pretty damn cold" of me not to be traumatized by the flattened dead puppy? Reading skills much? I wrote, "It was awful to see -- traumatic is the word -- but it also made me a little stronger, I think, or at least a little tougher."

Posted by Jeffrey Wells Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 6:49 PM

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D.J.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff: My bad.

Posted by D.J.Z. Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 6:50 PM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

the film looks spectacular. i love this type of stuff. planet earth was astounding

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 7:05 PM

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D.J.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Disney's got some animal trainers at the El Capitan screening, I think.

Posted by D.J.Z. Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 7:41 PM

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berg Author Profile Page says ...

There are three animal deaths in EARTH ... although they cut right at the instant of the death bite .... in the case of the antelope the motion is super slow to where it is hauntingly beautiful (I don't know if it was shot at over 100 fps or if the effect was a digital slowing down of the film rate) .... in Disney's The Living Desert I have heard that they herded the lemmings over the cliff on purpose thus establishing the myth of the lemming being a conformist suicide animal - does anybody know if this is true?

Posted by berg Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 8:07 PM

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Carl Kolchak Author Profile Page says ...

Ahhh....."Black Puppy Pancake"......their first album was good but the rest were a letdown.

Posted by Carl Kolchak Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 8:22 PM

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televisiontears Author Profile Page says ...

Yeah... it looks like that cheetah is giving the antelope the business.

Also: Wells put the phrase "black puppy pancake" in bold. So there's that...

Posted by televisiontears Author Profile Page at April 21, 2009 11:51 PM

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frankbooth Author Profile Page says ...

If you think that was bad, D.Z., I probably shouldn't tell you the story of how my black lab got into some strychnine somehow (we lived in the sticks) and lay there convulsing on the living room floor. We called the vet after hours, and he told us we had an epileptic dog and not to worry, ha ha. It eventually ended after a long and very lousy evening, not well. I learned that the country is bad place for outdoor pets, not to trust adults, and that bad things happen and there's not a goddam thing you can do about it.

We only found out about the poison when our NEXT puppy had the same thing happen, and my dad rushed him to the vet, who saved him. He was later shot by a neighbor.

These were actually our third and fourth dogs -- the first strangled on his own leash, the second was hit by a kid on a motorcycle (the bastard was barely scratched). And yet somehow I grew up to be the happy-go-lucky, cockeyed optimist I am today.

Posted by frankbooth Author Profile Page at April 22, 2009 12:24 AM

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D.J.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

frank: Sorry to hear that. That first case seems really effing unusual, the poor pup. I hope you found a better place to raise pets since then.

Posted by D.J.Z. Author Profile Page at April 22, 2009 1:03 AM

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bfm Author Profile Page says ...

It's not that I try to protect my kids from programs like that by stopping them watching them. But my 8 year old won't watch them because he says they'll give him nightmares. (He does tend to get nightmares - he's a worrier).

Posted by bfm Author Profile Page at April 22, 2009 2:01 AM

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NotImpressed1Yet Author Profile Page says ...

This reminds me of the post-review Rating blurb in the NY Times review for Wendy and Lucy - "It has some swearing, a little drug use and a brief implication of violence, but no nudity, sex or murder. The [R] rating seems to reflect, above all, an impulse to protect children from learning that people are lonely and that life can be hard." Ha!

Posted by NotImpressed1Yet Author Profile Page at April 22, 2009 4:12 AM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

Apparently, this reviewer never watches Discovery or Animal Planet. You can watch either one pretty much any night of the week and see all the natural carnage you can stomach.

Personally, I think kids should be exposed to as much adult stuff as you can cram down their throats from birth. Toughen them up for the "real world." That way, they can become bitter, angry, misanthropic movie bloggers that much sooner.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at April 22, 2009 4:55 AM

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byanyother Author Profile Page says ...

"When I was three years old I saw a neighbor chop a chicken's head off, and then watched as the chicken's body ran around a bit with the arterial blood spurting out."

Ha. Best quote of the week.

Earth is going to be spectacular. It is not supposed to be a hard-hitting on the realities of the natural world but rather a celebration of it. Like Africa, there is much to be celebrated despite the obvious tragedies therein. I do not believe in coddling children, though. Let them know the truth early. And if it doesn't come from you it will come from other sources.

Posted by byanyother Author Profile Page at April 22, 2009 6:01 AM

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rr3333 Author Profile Page says ...

I have 2 month old twins and I'll protect them (without smothering them) as long as I can.

I want their innocence to last as long as humanly possible, because besides them, my wife, my mom, and my sister's kids, I've realized that no-one else really matters in this cruel world.

Posted by rr3333 Author Profile Page at April 22, 2009 7:29 AM

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