Friedkin Curio
This Regan MacNeil Exorcist figure looks like a class job -- correct colors and fabrics, realistic bedpost wrappings -- and costs a mere $36 and change plus shipping. But where would you put something like this? On your fireplace mantle? On your dresser in your bedroom? Inside a specially constructed glass case in your den? Imagine looking at this thing every day for the rest of your life.
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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on May 8, 2009 at 7:56 AM
comment #1
mutinyco
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You could always use it to masturbate with. I'm sure it's more comfortable than a crucifix...
Posted by mutinyco
at May 8, 2009 8:40 AM
comment #2
Rich S.
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You forgot to mention the motorized head spinning (really). That just amps up the fun quotient!
Posted by Rich S.
at May 8, 2009 9:37 AM
comment #3
MilkMan
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Not as cool as my custom-built Linda Blair Roller Boogie Sex Doll.
Posted by MilkMan
at May 8, 2009 9:57 AM
comment #4
BurmaShave
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Why bother, just get married.
Posted by BurmaShave
at May 8, 2009 10:11 AM
comment #5
nakedmanatee
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Mother's Day is coming up...
Posted by nakedmanatee
at May 8, 2009 10:31 AM
comment #6
MikeSchaeferSF
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I'd buy one and send it to Bobby Jindal.
Posted by MikeSchaeferSF
at May 8, 2009 10:34 AM
comment #7
Billy Joel
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Jeff's obsession with porn continues.
Posted by Billy Joel
at May 8, 2009 11:16 AM
comment #8
efbrackett
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WTF?!? Not everything needs to be made into a collectible.
Posted by efbrackett
at May 8, 2009 11:22 AM
comment #9
bmcintire
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If the scale was right, this would be awesome to slip into some child's or collector's doll house without them knowing.
Posted by bmcintire
at May 8, 2009 11:37 AM
comment #10
Sabina E
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you guys have such dirty minds. tsk, tsk.
Posted by Sabina E
at May 8, 2009 12:20 PM
comment #11
Aris P
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AWESOME. I'll tell you where this is going -- on my desk at work is where.
Posted by Aris P
at May 8, 2009 12:41 PM
comment #12
lazarus
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Just in time for this Sunday's holiday: "For the mother that sucks cock in hell."
Posted by lazarus
at May 8, 2009 1:13 PM
comment #13
Gordie Lachance
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I only want this if she says "Do you know what she did? Your c*nting daughter?"
Posted by Gordie Lachance
at May 8, 2009 2:02 PM
comment #14
Luke Y. Thompson
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Plastic and metal shelving units. Lots of 'em. Line my walls.
I have so many items like this, you would not believe.
Posted by Luke Y. Thompson
at May 8, 2009 2:28 PM
comment #15
Bob Violence
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You forgot to mention the motorized head spinning (really). That just amps up the fun quotient!
No vomiting action, no sale
Posted by Bob Violence
at May 8, 2009 9:57 PM
comment #16
Baron Munchausen-by-Proxy
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If you want one like the picture above, you better act now - before Billy gets his hands on them, desaturates the colors and blows up the grain.
Posted by Baron Munchausen-by-Proxy
at May 11, 2009 7:24 AM