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Ishtar
(May, 1987)
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(Ross, 1976)
The Devils
(Russell, 1974)
The Pirates of Penzance
(Papp/Leach, 1983)
The Fortune
(Nichols, 1975)
-30-
(Webb, 1959)
Betrayal
(Jones, 1983)
Play It As It Lays
(Perry, 1972)
The Outfit
(Flynn, 1973)
Alex in Wonderland
(Mazursky, 1969)
The Legend of Lylah Clare
(Aldrich, 1968)
In The Cool of the Day
(Stevens, 1963)
That Cold Day in the Park
(Altman, 1969)
Thumb Trippin'
(Masters, 1972)
Midas Run
(Kjellin, 1969)
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1973)
Brewster McCloud
(Altman, 1972)
Outcast of the Islands
(Reed, 1951)

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(Karlson, 1955)
Run of the Arrow
(Fuller, 1956)
House of Secrets
(Green, 1956)
Saint Joan
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The Chalk Garden
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You're a Big Boy Now
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Last Summer
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Diary of a Mad Housewife
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Tropic of Cancer
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I Never Sang for My Father
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Sometimes a Great Notion
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Marriage of a Young Stockbroker
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Drive, He Said
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Welcome to L.A.
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W.C. Fields and Me
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Citizens Band
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Twilight's Last Gleaming
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Looking for Mr. Goodbar
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Movie Movie
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Players
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Rich Kids
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Nightwing
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Screams of a Winter's Night
(Wilson, 1979
When You Comin' Back Red Ryder?
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Simon
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God's Angry Man
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Fast-Walking
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Twice Upon a Time
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Trouble in Mind
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When the Wind Blows
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Housekeeping
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The Glass Menagerie
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Patty Hearst
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Drowning by Numbers
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Haunted Summer
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The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
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Prospero's Books
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City of Hope
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King of the Hill
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In Space No One Can Hear You Moan

Sasha Grey's redefined coolness factor, nicely established by her appearance at Brandeis last week, just dropped about 15 points.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on May 7, 2009 at 12:56 PM

comment #1

Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

Jeffrey, I must say the mental gymnastics you've been putting yourself through over the past 24 hours over this whole porn thing have been breathtaking to watch.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 1:03 PM

comment #2

corey3rd Author Profile Page says ...

Remember when a studio could sue the crap out of someone for something like this - like using a trademarked name and having people have sex in your wardrobe.

Was that minute every frame of film that didn't have sex?

Jeff should never see Showtime's 6 part series about the remaking of Deep Throat if he wants to think highly of Sasha. She's a dirty girl with a creepy fiance.

Posted by corey3rd Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 1:07 PM

comment #3

MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

I think it's safe to say that Jeff has a serious crush on Sasha Grey. I understand. It's only normal. She's super hot.

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 1:08 PM

comment #4

DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page says ...

Told you, she's just a porn star.

Posted by DeafBrownTrashPunk Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 1:16 PM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

It's not black & white, but it is retro. Happy now?

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 1:27 PM

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George Prager Author Profile Page says ...

She was great in Don't Tell Mom, the Babysitter Gives Head.

Posted by George Prager Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 1:29 PM

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televisiontears Author Profile Page says ...

For someone who hates porn so much, Jeff sure writes a lot about it. Mental gymnastics, indeed.

Posted by televisiontears Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 1:29 PM

comment #8

punchdog Author Profile Page says ...

This looks amazing.

Posted by punchdog Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 1:34 PM

comment #9

Jack South P.I. Author Profile Page says ...

I bet watching the dialogue scenes in this are pretty funny and the sex scenes deliver what they promise but like every porn movie ever made, it will be unwatchable as a whole.

Posted by Jack South P.I. Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 1:43 PM

comment #10

Mike Ock Author Profile Page says ...

What did you expect Jeff? She's a fucking porn star. Did you expect her next role to be in a David Fincher film?

Get over it Jeff.

Check out the link below if you wanna see Grey at her best. I recommend Finger Fun, Cumpilation, Teen Blowjob Party, and everyone's favorite holiday classic, Black Cock Addiction.

http://www.spankwire.com/search/Straight/keyword/Sasha+Grey?Sort=Relevance

Posted by Mike Ock Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 1:55 PM

comment #11

Wes Caline Author Profile Page says ...

I would say she delivers a more strikingly, nuanced performance in Seinfeld XXX.

Posted by Wes Caline Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 2:03 PM

comment #12

CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

You're hilarious, Jeff.

Did anyone else read the headline a few stories down entitled "Another Whacking," and think, "thank gawd, he finally got it out of his system..."?

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 2:03 PM

comment #13

Wes Caline Author Profile Page says ...

"What did you expect Jeff? She's a fucking porn star. Did you expect her next role to be in a David Fincher film?"

I prefer the director of The Limey over the Benjamin Button guy.

Posted by Wes Caline Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 2:05 PM

comment #14

KC Author Profile Page says ...

I love how this chick sells herself as a sort of revolutionary figure in the porn industry because she has dark hair, owns some Criterion DVDs, and gets a producer credit on the videos of her drinking her own piss. Same old, same old. I know it's not supposed to be cool for feminists to turn up their noses at mainstream porn these days but seriously, lol.

Posted by KC Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 2:35 PM

comment #15

Gordon27 Author Profile Page says ...

"I prefer the director of The Limey over the Benjamin Button guy."

So you prefer the guy who made 'Full Frontal', rather than the guy who was merely in it?

Actually, I agree.

Posted by Gordon27 Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 2:40 PM

comment #16

MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

Sasha Grey is a lot cooler than those dinks on Gossip Girl. Or Jennifer Aniston. If I was a feminist Jennifer Aniston would make me gag.

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 2:40 PM

comment #17

Gordon27 Author Profile Page says ...

Just looking at that still [I'm at work, so I'm not going to watch the video], the Spock make-up on this guy looks better than the Spock make-up in the movie.

Posted by Gordon27 Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 2:41 PM

comment #18

RMBurnett Author Profile Page says ...

That's incredible. I'd watch that for the sets and costumes alone...and somebody went to the trouble of even duplicating Khan's cool tunic from the episode "Space Seed." Totally buying this.

Posted by RMBurnett Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 3:13 PM

comment #19

Jason Author Profile Page says ...

I've only seen Sasha Grey in one thing: the "Roadside ASS-istance" episode of James Gunn's PG Porn.

http://www.spike.com/video/roadside-ass/3101845

"I thought we were... er... Double entendre?"

She's not bad.

While you're there, check out the other episodes. It's amusing to watch sharp performers like Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyk, and Craig Armstrong act opposite legit porn starlets like Ms. Grey.

Posted by Jason Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 3:30 PM

comment #20

KC Author Profile Page says ...

I don't have anything against Sasha but I'm not impressed, 'sall. Jennifer Aniston is a waste of space but we'll have to agree to disagree on Blair Waldorf.

Posted by KC Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 3:40 PM

comment #21

MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

I'll take Faye Reagan over any of them.

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 3:43 PM

comment #22

Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page says ...

OHMIGOD EVAN STONE CUT OFF ALL HIS HAIR!!!!!

Posted by Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 4:14 PM

comment #23

MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

This was his dream role, Glenn.

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 4:20 PM

comment #24

Deathtongue_Groupie Author Profile Page says ...

Kenny spends way too much time watching porn if he knows who Evan Stone is, much less his hair status...

Posted by Deathtongue_Groupie Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 4:22 PM

comment #25

MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

Not more than me, Deathtongue.
Here's today hot tip: Tanner Mayes

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 4:29 PM

comment #26

Wrecktem Author Profile Page says ...

Randy Spears was a much better Captain Kirk in the legendary Sex Trek movies. Evan Stone is just too serious. And kinda gross.

Posted by Wrecktem Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 5:04 PM

comment #27

Deathtongue_Groupie Author Profile Page says ...

Meanwhile, Jeff and everyone else is missing the Trek story of the day, how it is actually opening today. Thankfully, I read the Studio Brief at IMDB and saw that forget about midnight screenings, the damn movie starts playing at 7pm nationwide it seems.

Posted by Deathtongue_Groupie Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 5:08 PM

comment #28

Mike Ock Author Profile Page says ...

My favorite Porn Parody movie title is The Sperminator.

Posted by Mike Ock Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 5:30 PM

comment #29

mccool Author Profile Page says ...

spot on milkman. Jeff's found his Jane Gallagher and he doesn't want to accept that Stradlater's about to give her the time in Ed Banky's car.

Posted by mccool Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 6:31 PM

comment #30

Circumvrent Author Profile Page says ...

I don't understand - I think it's sort of awesome that the woman treats a Soderbergh picture as a break in between hardcore pornography. I didn't expect her to become the new Parker Posey; in fact, I would kinda be upset if she did.

Now, if she can do porn movies AND Soderbergh movies... then she'll be the porn star that the porn world has been waiting and hoping for.

Posted by Circumvrent Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 6:40 PM

comment #31

Circumvrent Author Profile Page says ...

Also, corey - since I saw you mentioned it once or twice, I saw Deeper Throat on demand and checked it out. I'm not sure if it's real or fake, but it's hilarious, and a good watch.

Posted by Circumvrent Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 6:47 PM

comment #32

kneelbeforezod Author Profile Page says ...

Just to add my voice to the others here: Jeff does seem perculiarly interested in Miss Grey. Even watching some of her earlier work. I imagine he does that with all relatively unknown actors. Doesn't he?

Posted by kneelbeforezod Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 6:47 PM

comment #33

Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page says ...

@Deathtoungue: Thanks for rising to the bait, as it were. Made my day.

Posted by Glenn Kenny Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 6:53 PM

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corey3rd Author Profile Page says ...

The reality percentage of the Deeper Throat seemed to be about 10% at most. The worst moment is when the Vivid guy's wife complains about him reading a script in bed because he promised not to bring his work into their bedroom. Yet she doesn't have a problem bringing a camera crew into the room to sit at the foot of the bed.

What makes it real is the guy in Vegas is suing Vivid about the movie. After that moment, it's hard to tell what's being staged for the camera.

I want to know who loaned them their Star Trek sets. Must have been some of those freaks that do their own fan fiction series.

Posted by corey3rd Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 6:59 PM

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Stringer Bell Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff's talking up all this porn shit because he wants to get some 'Extra' work in the industry. Hey, times are tough.

Posted by Stringer Bell Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 7:47 PM

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Josh Massey Author Profile Page says ...

Sort of on-topic I guess, but not really: Just got back from Star Trek (the non-porn one). Very underwhelmed. I am pretty much an Abrams devotee, but this one didn't do it for me. Not even close, actually.

Posted by Josh Massey Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 9:19 PM

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Deathtongue_Groupie Author Profile Page says ...

Kenny, I live here and have friends in the business. There's a reason I continue to find Jeff's kneejerk ignorance amusing. I saw BOOGIE NIGHTS with a theater full of AVN Awards attendees.

Posted by Deathtongue_Groupie Author Profile Page at May 7, 2009 10:44 PM

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