The 2009 Cannes Film Festival screening schedule went up online yesterday. Since I'm only staying for nine days (Tuesday, 5.12 to Thursday, 5.21), I have to figure something out about two films showing on Friday, 5.22 -- Gaspar Noe's Into The Void and Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. I'll basically need to hunt these down at "market" screenings, which sometimes happen prior to press and public showings. Honestly? I'll survive if I miss the Gilliam.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on May 8, 2009 at 10:55 AM
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MilkMan
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Don't miss the Noe. That would be the one film I absolutely had to see if I was Cannes. That and the new Haneke.
Posted by MilkMan
at May 8, 2009 11:26 AM
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actionman
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Wells -- I don't get your hate for Gilliam. At all.
The new Noe and Haneke films sound promising...on paper at least...
Posted by actionman
at May 8, 2009 11:31 AM
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MilkMan
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I think I am the only person I know who really liked Tideland and think it's great kids film.
Posted by MilkMan
at May 8, 2009 11:39 AM
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actionman
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Tideland is incredible. A truly misunderstood film if there ever was one.
Posted by actionman
at May 8, 2009 11:42 AM
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Gabriel
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Wells, you CAN'T skip "Enter the Void".
Posted by Gabriel
at May 8, 2009 11:48 AM
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BurmaShave
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Considering it may be your only chance to see it, or our chance to hear about it, speaking as an interested reader I would hope you can make PARNASSUS.
Posted by BurmaShave
at May 8, 2009 11:59 AM
comment #7
The Playlist
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Leaving the same day so in the same boat: will prolly miss Enter the Void and Parnassus too unless a market screening happens that i can get access too. Man, dying to see.
Posted by The Playlist
at May 8, 2009 12:57 PM
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Imogen
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Not being a CineNerd, it's Gilliam's IMAGINARIUM and INGLORIOUS BASTERDS for me, and I'll try and catch Michael Barrett's SOLOMON KANE after that rave today at AICN.
Posted by Imogen
at May 8, 2009 2:49 PM
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Admiral82
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Tideland is amazing!!! Misunderstood is a good word for it. I was really pissed off about the DVD release.
I've always found Gilliam's films to be interesting if not successful. This coming from a guy who hasn't watched "The Brothers Grimm." Lost in Lamancha is nightmarishly profound. I like very much that he's hellbent on finishing it.
Posted by Admiral82
at May 8, 2009 3:18 PM
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Noah Redfield
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I don't think there's a single film in 2009 I'm looking forward to more than Imaginarium. I know you haven't liked Gilliam's recent outings but I think he's one of the finest artists in cinema history; Grimm is the only film I don't like, and that's because it's not a Gilliam film anyway. It's a Weinstein film. I can understand the hatred for Tideland, though.
Enter the Void also looks incredible. I loved Irreversible and have been waiting for the latest Gaspar Noe picture ever since. Try to see both films if you can. Even if you don't care for Imaginarium, you can't deny that it will be an exciting event.
Posted by Noah Redfield
at May 8, 2009 3:38 PM
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Imogen
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Irreversible was the picture with the ten-minute rape scene and a man getting killed by having his head bashed in with a fire extinguisher, right? And you LOVED it? Get some help.
Posted by Imogen
at May 8, 2009 3:49 PM
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MilkMan
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How can you comment about whether or not Irreversible is worth watching if you've never seen it, Imogen?
Posted by MilkMan
at May 8, 2009 3:53 PM
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MilkMan
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Seriously, Imogen. It's a beautiful film with a very positive message. Noe uses shock tactics because he's one of the few filmmaker who reallys knows how to use them. They are there for a reason. Give the movie a chance. It's not what you think. Really. There is nothing puerile about it. It's a movie made by a filmmaker in full command of a cinematic language of his own devising. It's quite astonishing from a technical standpoint.
Posted by MilkMan
at May 8, 2009 4:17 PM
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CitizenKanedforChewingGum
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Right off the top of my head, I can confidently say that Irreversible will be on my top 10 list for '00s (gawd, how retarded does that look?) films.
It's one of the ones that really pops out for me. Only a few others do that -- There Will Be Blood, The Pianist, maybe Mulholland Drive.
After those, I'd really have to sit down and think about it.
Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum
at May 8, 2009 4:18 PM
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Imogen
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English is not my first language so I shall make myself clearer. I saw Irreversible in Paris. I had to leave my seat to vomit after the scene with the fire extinguisher. Earlier, a man had to be removed from the cinema because he was masturbating to the rape scene. I have had better nights at the movies.
Posted by Imogen
at May 8, 2009 4:24 PM
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MilkMan
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I wonder what the cognoscenti is going to pick as the best film of the 00s. I'm kind of leaning towards Mulholland Dr right now. I feel like they are going to give it to Lynch.
Posted by MilkMan
at May 8, 2009 4:25 PM
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Noah Redfield
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All quality films, CitizenKanedforChewingGum, especially There Will Be Blood. And yes, Imogen, I did love Irreversible. Did I derive any pleasure from the rape or the violence? Of course not. But art isn't just there to make you happy. Gaspar Noe challenged me with Irreversible and I was up for his challenge. I never felt exploited; I was putty in his hands. If that makes me sick then so be it.
Hated I Stand Alone, though.
Posted by Noah Redfield
at May 8, 2009 4:25 PM
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Imogen
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I meant later, not earlier, as the action of the movie is back-to-front.
Posted by Imogen
at May 8, 2009 4:25 PM
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Noah Redfield
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"Earlier, a man had to be removed from the cinema because he was masturbating to the rape scene."
Wow. I don't know what else to say to that. I'd probably feel similarly if I were a witness to that.
Posted by Noah Redfield
at May 8, 2009 4:28 PM
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MilkMan
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Imogen, your problem is that you need to see movies in a different theater. But I understand about the fire extinguisher. The fourt of fifth time he connected with the poor fucker's face I let out an audible shriek. Sorry you had such a bad time. My worst moviegoing experience ever was Arthur when I was a little kid. I still haven't been able to watch that film since.
Posted by MilkMan
at May 8, 2009 4:29 PM
comment #21
Imogen
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MilkMan, you made me laugh! Yes, I should perhaps try another theater. When you say "Arthur" do you mean the cartoon about the elephant or the comedy with Dudley Moore?
Noah, no doubt you have a stronger stomach than I. I find movies with sexual violence against women in them repellent and for me this would overwhelm any critical appreciation.
Posted by Imogen
at May 8, 2009 4:37 PM
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Noah Redfield
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Well for me it depends on the context. I don't enjoy violence against women for the sake of it at all and find it just as repellent but I didn't find Noe's approach sexualized or sensational in any way. I thought it was as ugly as it needed to be. And although I do have a strong stomach generally speaking, I've only seen Irreversible on DVD and I'm sure even I would find it difficult to take in a cinema.
Posted by Noah Redfield
at May 8, 2009 4:48 PM
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MilkMan
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I mean the Dudley Moore Arthur. If I'm watching the television and it comes on I start to get very agitated and I have to turn before I lose my temper.
Posted by MilkMan
at May 8, 2009 4:49 PM
comment #24
BurmaShave
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I am sad to say the fire extinguisher scene is on youtube. Masturbating to the rape scene? Jesus. The worst thing I've ever experienced is seeing CORPSE BRIDE in an empty theater and what I assume was a homeless man pissing in the trash can. I'm still waiting for him to submit his review.
Posted by BurmaShave
at May 8, 2009 5:17 PM
comment #25
BurmaShave
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Also as sickening as it is that scene is a masterpiece of practical effects, and there has been far worse in horror. One of the films of the decade precisely because of how difficult it is to stomach. I'm sure someone like Milk could say it much better, but you know what I mean.
Posted by BurmaShave
at May 8, 2009 5:25 PM
comment #26
CitizenKanedforChewingGum
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Homeless Man's Review of Corpse Bride: I give it two Hefty bags up!
Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum
at May 8, 2009 7:41 PM
comment #27
DeadPool
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Hey Jeff,
I just checked the Market Screenings and neither films will be shown prior to their official screenings. Thankfully I'm staying till the 24th, so I'll be able to see both films...
Posted by DeadPool
at May 8, 2009 9:18 PM
comment #28
Bob Violence
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Forget both of them, try to see The Time That Remains and Petition instead
Posted by Bob Violence
at May 8, 2009 9:25 PM
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