Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Last week a serious dolphin lady and longtime friend named Gini Kopecky-Wallace, whom I've known since '79, went to see The Cove (Roadside, 7.31). An off-and-on participant with a research project studying wild dolphins for more than 20 years, Kopecky-Wallace writes about dolphins, whales, diving, islands and oceans any chance she gets. Here's her review:
It wasn't an especially dolphin-loving crowd that showed up for last Wednesday's screening of The Cove -- the Jim Clark/Louie Psihoyos documentary about a group of filmmakers, free divers, surfers,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:51 PM on Tuesday, June 30, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:23 PM on Tuesday, June 30, 2009
The key sentence in Michael Fleming's Variety story about this morning's whackings of seven senior Paramount execs is found in the fifth paragraph, to wit: "Not surprisingly, the exiting execs were aligned with [the recently whacked Paramount Film Group president] John Lesher and president of production Brad Weston."
The whackees are Physical Production chief Georgia Kacandes, senior vp production Ben Cosgrove, exec vp of production Dan Levine, head of casting Gail Levin, Paramount Vantage honcho Guy Stodel, senior vp of visual effects Kim Locasio, and Aimee Shieh, head of Paramount's New York literary office.
Levine, it is noted, "shepherded" G.I. Joe: The...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:15 PM on Tuesday, June 30, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:10 PM on Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Remember beaming? Sending your info (or a memo or a short message) to another with a touch of a button. It was a big thing eight or ten years ago with owners of Palm Pilot Vs and I-don't-which-other-handhelds. When it first came in I used to think it was so amazing. No more writing stuff down! But it's gone now...a vanished technology. Even the Palm Pre doesn't have it.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:52 PM on Tuesday, June 30, 2009
In Contention's Kris Tapley is now a comrade-in-arms regarding Lone Scherfig's An Education, which he saw last night and is calling "near perfect," a "knock-out" and "something close to a miracle -- that rare occasion when a filmmaker taps into profound truths with the help of a cast that gets it, the themes surging through every vein, a driven vehicle of purpose.
"Most of the end-of-year awards talk will surely surround Carey Mulligan's absolutely peerless and incredibly refined leading performance, as well it should. She won't need much of a boost into the Oscar race when people get a load of...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:15 PM on Tuesday, June 30, 2009
It only took the Minnesota Supreme Court seven and three-quarter months to hear the arguments, evaluate the data and decide that Al Franken should be certified as the winner of that state's ridiculously prolonged Senate race. May the scumbag Republicans who goaded Norm Coleman, Franken's vanquished Senate race opponent, into contesting this thing well past the point of rational dispute suffer some form of payback.
The N.Y. Times is reporting that Republican Gov. Tim Pawlenty, whom I suspect has been a secret go-along scumbag in this affair, "had indicated as late as Monday that he was willing to certify Mr. Franken as...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:30 AM on Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Laugh-out-loud amusing and "outrageous" as it sometimes is, Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno (Universal, 7.10) -- oddly -- isn't all that funny. Certainly not in a convulsive sense. It is sort of heh-heh funny in a dry, observational, "is that all there is?" sense... but what's that? It's basically a series of misanthropic "screw you" jokes -- 82 minutes worth of effete put-on gags, each one meant to provoke homophobic reactions to SBC's flamboyantly gay, blonde-coiffed Austrian fashion reporter. The point being to "get" the constipated illiberal, small-minded types by making them look bad.

All I can...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:28 AM on Tuesday, June 30, 2009
"Is it a sign of impending apocalypse that two terrible Nia Vardalos movies have been released in one month?" asks critic Marshall Fine. "It seemed unlikely that Vardalos could star in a movie flatter or more desultory than My Life in Ruins. But she's outdone herself with I Hate Valentine's Day (IFC, 7.3), which she wrote and directed and stars in.

"For good luck, apparently, she cast John Corbett - her love interest in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, - as the male lead. But she could have...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:31 AM on Tuesday, June 30, 2009
A friend wrote last night that "there's a rumor starting that Eddie Murphy wants to play Michael Jackson in a biopic." Patently absurd on more levels than I'd care to list, I wrote back. He's too old, for one thing. He doesn't remotely resemble Jackson. His voice is all wrong. He isn't willowy or feathery or girly enough. "I don't even know why I'm pointing this stuff out because it's one of the silliest casting ideas I've heard in ages," I concluded.
There's a film, obviously, in...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:06 AM on Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
MSNBC switched over to high-def today, although it won't show up on all the cable systems until early August. It kicked in with my provider, Century Cable, three days ago. So I tuned in this afternoon -- channel 723 instead of the regular analog channel 23 -- to see how good it looked, and it looked like hell. All pixellated and degraded -- basically an analog image with a 16 x 9 aspect ratio. I know what the real thing looks like. This is crap.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:53 PM on Monday, June 29, 2009
Variety's Anne Thompson has a decidedly negative view of Michael Mann's decision to "immerse the audience" in the 1930s by shooting Public Enemies in high-definition video. "HD is clear, harsh, honest" she notes. "It works fine in a contemporary setting like Collateral or Miami Vice. But when audiences watch a period film, no matter how authentically recreated, they aren't expecting it to look like this."
On 6.24 I posted the same initial reaction -- this is different! not my father's 1930s! -- except I found it...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:16 PM on Monday, June 29, 2009
Heath Ledger "was always hesitant to be in a summer blockbuster with the dolls and action figures and everything else that comes with one of those movies," the late actor's friend and agent, Steven Alexander, tells Peter Biskind in an upcoming Vanity Fair. "He was afraid it would define him and limit his choices."

Alexander and other confidantes tell Biskind that "one of the reasons Ledger agreed to do The Dark Knight was that it would be such a long shoot it would give him an excuse to turn down other offers. Ledger had a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:48 PM on Monday, June 29, 2009
Not every day can be well organized and super-productive. I was going to bang out my Bruno review (the green light is up) but it wouldn't happen. When the plane doesn't lift off the ground and it's suddenly 4:30 pm when it was only noon an hour earlier, you just have to suck it in and try to do better the next day. And now I have to catch a 6 pm screening of Nia Vardalos' I Hate Valentine's Day. And my early-bird DVD seller still doesn't have Lonely Are The Brave, which streets on 7.7.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:22 PM on Monday, June 29, 2009
There's just no end to the ick factor in the Michael Jackson tragedy. Everything that's being reported sounds sordid and sad. Or it's been made up. The Sun posted a story today about the late pop singer's ghastly physical state -- appalling -- and then TMZ reported that the story is fake. And 95% of the world is repeating the same mantra -- "Ignore the facts, deny the damage, ignore what Michael Jackson became -- just listen to the music and focus only on his peak-of-popularity years in the '80s and early '90s."
I found it moderately unpleasant to watch Al...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:21 AM on Monday, June 29, 2009
Denby Delighted: "Michael Mann's Public Enemies is a ravishing dream of violent gangster life in the thirties -- not a tough, funny, and, finally, tragic dream like Bonnie and Clyde but a flowing, velvety fantasia of the crime wave that mesmerized the nation early in the decade.
"The scowling men in long dark coats and hats, led by the fashion-plate bandit John Dillinger (Johnny Depp), march into a grand Midwestern bank with marble floors and brass railings, take over the place, throw the cash in bags, and make their getaway, jumping onto the sideboards of flat-topped black Fords -- beautiful cars...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:49 AM on Monday, June 29, 2009
In recognition of Bernie Madoff having been sentenced to 150 years behind bars, here's a re-link to that 3.14.09 piece about how I would have escaped and cavorted it if I'd been in Bernie's shoes. Excerpt: "I'd hire three full-time prostitutes to travel with me, but they'd have to be prostitutes who know how to sail."
Why didn't Madoff get 500 years? Or a thousand? I've always loved the poetic ring of 20,000 Years in Sing Sing, which is the title of a 1932 Michael Curtiz crime-prison drama with Spencer Tracy and Bette Davis. It comes from author Lewis E....
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:39 AM on Monday, June 29, 2009
I may as well join the crowd and post this HD trailer for Ricky Gervais and Matthew Robinson's The Invention of Lying (Warner Bros., 9.25). Trailers always seem to misrepresent what a film actually is (i.e., how it plays) so you always need to take them with a grain. But the basic impression I'm getting is that TIOL may be a little too on-the-nose -- an explicit comic thesis going through the movie motions. But maybe not.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:39 AM on Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Responding to my recent praise for Michael Mann's Public Enemies, legendary film critic F.X. Feeney shared some thoughts earlier this evening, focusing especially on Mann's history of writing strong and defiant female characters.
"I'm so glad we agree about Public Enemies," he began. "I think it's a beautiful confluence of everything I ever loved about Last of the Mohicans and Heat -- especially in its sense of America as a still-embattled frontier where men and women continuously invent and re-invent themselves, and protagonists (whether they live within the law or without it) who are defined by their refusals to conform.
"This...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:46 PM on Sunday, June 28, 2009
"I respect your love for Public Enemies," a critic friend wrote this evening. "I have to say it didn't bowl me over -- it's too diffuse, too uncertain on what story it really wanted to tell. Although, agreed, Marion Cotillard is terrific and there's no doubt the film looks wonderful, like every Mann project.
"But there's a point here -- and maybe a post -- in how the externals of last Thursday's big NY screening at Leows' 84th Street may have critically affected its reception.
"As I'm sure you know, the Manhattan screening was a clusterfuck --...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:23 PM on Sunday, June 28, 2009
The L.A. Film Festival Audience Award for Best Narrative Feature went to Cyrus Nowrasteh's The Stoning of Soraya M. -- a valuable selling point. (I respected and admired it but couldn't get past the horrific subject matter.) The Audience Award for Best Documentary Feature went to Jeffrey Levy-Hinte's Soul Power. And Eva Norvind's Born Without won the Audience Award for Best International Feature.

The Target Filmmaker Narrative Award -- the confusing moniker for the jury award -- went to Sam Fleischner and Ben Chace's Wah Do Dem (What They Do), which I didn't see and which...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:23 PM on Sunday, June 28, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:23 PM on Sunday, June 28, 2009
This portion of a paragraph from a two-day-old Patrick Goldstein column made me blink: "When they weren't dancing, Brett Ratner and Michael Jackson would watch movies together. [Ratner] says they must've watched the original version of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 50 times over the years." Ratner is exaggerating, of course, but still. Speaking as someone who's watched some great films as many as 25 or 30 times (like North by Northwest, say), the idea of anyone eagerly watching that 1971 film more than four or five times seems awfully strange. It's good but not that good.
Why hasn't Warner...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:57 AM on Sunday, June 28, 2009
Variety's Pamela McClintock is reporting that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has earned an estimated domestic haul of $201.2 million domestic, a result of business at 4,234 theaters. This is the biggest five-day haul ever after The Dark Knight. Pic's worldwide total through Sunday was $387 million, one of the best global debuts of all time.
Excuse me but I need to go slit my wrists now.
The good news is that The Hurt Locker had a great opening also. The three-day estimate is $144,000, which came from playing at four theaters for a per-theater average of $36,000. Some were guessing...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:09 AM on Sunday, June 28, 2009
However Michael Mann's Public Enemies winds up faring commercially and critically, Marion Cotillard's performance as Billie Frechette, the girlfriend of Johnny Depp's John Dillinger, is an award-quality nail-down. No dramatic actress in recent memory has conveyed as much intestinal steel, and it's all in her eyes. In each of her scenes they have a straight-from-the-shoulder, no b.s. quality. Every time you look at those watery French peepers and think, "God she's beautiful," a subsequent thought happens a split second later: "Man, she's tough."

Even when Cotillard visibly melts at the end when...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:04 AM on Sunday, June 28, 2009
I'm feeling a certain hesitancy about the fate of Public Enemies because of what I heard from a couple of critics after last Thursday night's screening. (Others felt it was brilliant, which is also my view.) Like I said before, the critics and moviegoers who like their meatloaf, mashed potatoes and green beans are going to have problems with it. Public Enemies is a first-rate cops and robbers 1930s time-trip highdef-video art movie, but it ain't meatloaf and it sure as hell ain't McDonald's. It's a dish of almond praline semifreddo with grappa-poached apricots. Yes -- a high falutin' dessert, as in...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:56 AM on Sunday, June 28, 2009
I must have stuck my head into a couple of dozen bars, restaurants and clothing stores yesterday, and there were very few that weren't playing tracks from Thriller. Clothing stores especially. "Billie Jean" in particular. And not once did I hear "Will You Be There?" It's a little drippy here and there, but I've always felt this was Michael Jackson's best song. As much as I deplored who and what Jackson became over the last 16 years of his life, this song makes me put all that aside. I love the central melody and particularly the rhythm track -- clap-clap, clap-pa-clap-clap.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:04 AM on Sunday, June 28, 2009
I'm thinking I might do the odd thing and not sit here all day and write column stories. I've been telling myself I need to visit the Francis Bacon exhibit at the Met before it closes in August, and I'm thinking this is the day. I've worshipped his paintings nearly all my life, starting with my first viewing of Last Tango in Paris.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:44 AM on Sunday, June 28, 2009
An important tenet of auteurism is that the best films are always driven by an intimate connection between the director and the lead character. Alfred Hitchcock and James Stewart's Scotty Ferguson in Vertigo, Martin Scorsese and Harvey Keitel's Charlie in Mean Streets, etc. And it doesn't really matter if the director admits to (or is even aware of) self-portraiture. Never trust the artist -- trust the tale.
It hit me last night as I was preparing my questions for last night's q & a with Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow that there's a certain kinship between herself and Jeremy Renner's Sgt. James...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:59 AM on Sunday, June 28, 2009



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:53 AM on Sunday, June 28, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
"Godfather should have never had more than one movie," Francis Coppola has told Movieline in an interview. Meaning what? That The Godfather Part II never should have been made? Or that the Corleone family saga should have been released in an epic, all-in-one sequential form from the get-go? Either way it's a silly and unrealistic thing to say.

I've always wanted to see a decent DVD mastering of the Godfather Saga -- the beginning-to-end version with added footage that showed on network television in the late '70s. Why doesn't Paramount Home Video put it out? Where...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:13 PM on Saturday, June 27, 2009
Let me get this straight. England's Optimum Home Entertainment is bringing out Bluray versions of both parts of Steven Soderbergh's Che two days from now and Criterion still hasn't officially announced they'll be putting out their own Che Blurays sometime in the fall? They're still playing the cartoon hinting game? Why is Criterion so slow and Optimum so fast? That's it -- I'm getting a multi-region player.

And no excuses about how Criterion needs more time because they always put together a great package. When another region commercially releases a Bluray title that I've...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:13 AM on Saturday, June 27, 2009
I'm among a small group of Hurt Locker-admiring journalists who've been asked to do short before-the-audience interviews with director Kathryn Bigelow (and, I gather, producer/screenwriter Mark Boal) prior to evening showings at lower Manhattan's Sunshine Cinemas. (Coming Soon's Ed Douglas did one last night.) My chit-chat will start just prior to tonight's 7:10 pm show. The Sunshine website says Bigelow will also make an appearance prior to the 9 pm show so I guess another journalist will be doing the honors. It's a daisy chain.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:41 AM on Saturday, June 27, 2009
Asked by GQ's Alex Pappademas about alleged pressure upon Quentin Tarantino to significantly trim Inglourious Basterds (the Wrap's Sharon Waxman reported that the film might conceivably lose as much as 40 minutes), Harvey Weinstein responds with emphatic denials -- "this is nuts," Quentin "won't cut," "I don't think it's going to be shorter," etc. And then he says that the film actually will be cut down somewhat.
"Those stories are all untrue," Harvey says. "There's no fucking way. Here, read my lips: That is nuts. Please don't even write that -- it's insanity. There's not even a question of that. Whatever you're...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:08 AM on Saturday, June 27, 2009




posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:29 AM on Saturday, June 27, 2009
Telegraph music critic Neil McCormick yesterday posted the best written and most bluntly honest reaction to Michael Jackson's life and passing that I've read thus far. Wait for dusk, take the IRT down to Astor Place, walk over to First Avenue and find a clean car to lean against, take out your iPhone or Blackberry and read it that way. Trust me.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:54 AM on Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
The brittleness and acidity in Carrie Fisher's personality feels just right in this scene from Hal Ashby's Shampoo. And the look of resignation on Warren Beatty's face when she pops the question is perfect. I wish there were more movies like this today. Whip-smart social comedies with more on their minds than just wanting to make people laugh, I mean.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:14 PM on Friday, June 26, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:24 PM on Friday, June 26, 2009
"The Japanese sneak attack on Pearl Harbor that brought the United States into World War II has inspired a splendid movie, full of vivid performances and unforgettable scenes, a movie that uses the coming of war as a backdrop for individual stories of love, ambition, heroism and betrayal. The name of that movie is From Here to Eternity." -- A.O. Scott's lead paragraph in his 5.25.01 review of Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor. It is still one of the most withering put-downs of a mainstream big-budget Hollywood movie ever written.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:52 PM on Friday, June 26, 2009
This dialogue-free Cliffhanger teaser -- an arty-looking music video to the strains of Mozart's Requiem "Dies Irae" -- is without question one of the greatest and most inspiring film trailers ever cut by a mainstream Hollywood studio. The reason is that it made a mediocre and needlessly brutal action movie look classy and cool. Most trailers try to reach the lowest-common-denominator dolts. This one went for the PBS wine-and-cheese crowd, selling the choreography, Alex Thomson's awesome photography and the splendor of northern Italy's Dolomite mountains.
I...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:05 PM on Friday, June 26, 2009
There was a movie-theatre moment eight years ago when I thought Michael Bay might one day grow into a semi-mature film artist. Maybe. To my delight and surprise the opening seconds of Pearl Harbor began with Hans Zimmer's music playing for nine beautiful seconds over a black screen -- a semi-overture, I thought at first. But the black gave way to a shot of World War I-era biplanes cruising over cornfields during magic hour -- a middle-American nostalgia scene. But that black-screen opener was still...well, mildly impressive.
This...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:39 AM on Friday, June 26, 2009
ScriptShadow's Carson Reeves has read Steven Soderergh's 6.22.09 draft of Moneyball -- i.e., the one that freaked out Sony chief Amy Pascal and prompted a shutdown last weekend. Having also read Steven Zallian's December 2008 draft, Reeves pretty much agrees with Pascal and her Sony team that Soderbergh's draft more or less messed up a good thing and that their decision to deep-six his film was correct.
"The biggest faux-pas is the handling of the all-important 'on-base percentage' stat," Reeves writes. "This is what the Oakland A's figured out that no one else did -- the hidden statistic which is the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:10 AM on Friday, June 26, 2009
The death of Michael Jackson "forced a last-minute cut to Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno," according to the Guardian's Xan Brooks. As the news of Jackson's passing broke, a scene in which Cohen interviews the singer's sister, LaToya "was hastily removed from the film" for last night's premiere screening, he reports. "Sources at Universal, Bruno's distributor, said the decision had been made 'out of respect for Jackson's family.'"

Ten minutes ago I asked Universal publicity if the LaToya footage would be permanently cut. Their response, received at 11 am LA time, was that they "can't offer...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:40 AM on Friday, June 26, 2009
Compulsively chatty airline passengers and fat movieplex customers who load up on junk food like squirrels getting ready for a long winter -- I can't decide which I despise more.
I've cumulatively stood for days (if you consider all my years of going to airports since I was 18) watching airline passengers go up to the initial check-in ticket counter and then proceed to yap-yap-yap with the airline rep for eight or ten or twelve minutes or more. About what?, I'm always wondering. They've bought the ticket and their luggage is tagged -- what could there be to discuss? And yet they...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:45 AM on Friday, June 26, 2009
It's well and good for The Hurt Locker to have Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic ratings of 98% and 91% respectively, but you know something really special is happening when the notoriously fickle and eccentric N.Y. Press critic Armond White is standing arm-in-arm with the usual elite-critic suspects -- i.e., Joe Morgenstern, A.O. Scott, David Denby, David Edelstein, Scott Foundas, Dana Stevens, etc.

Some excerpts:
(a) "The Hurt Locker might be the first Iraq-set film to break through to a mass audience because it doesn't lead with the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:14 AM on Friday, June 26, 2009
If the people behind Michael Jackson's now-scuttled concert tour have any sense, "they'll assemble an all-star tribute concert," writes HE's Moises Chiullan. "There are plenty of faded-glory performers who could use a boost. They'll retitle the concert to something like 'Long Live the King' that'll inspire angry responses from Elvis fans in rural areas. Paula Abdul will be there -- who else needs a major leg up? Part of the proceeds will go to charity, the rest to paying down Jackson's crushing debt his kids are saddled with."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:04 AM on Friday, June 26, 2009
For what it's worth, TMZ is passing along information from "a close member of Michael Jackson's family" that Jackson "received a daily injection of a synthetic narcotic similar to morphine -- Demerol -- and yesterday he received a shot at 11:30 am" and that "family members are saying the dosage was 'too much' and that's what caused his death."
TMZ is also reporting that "law enforcement [reps are] looking for a doctor who may have given Jackson an injection before he died. [The doctor] lived at Michael Jackson's home [but] is nowhere to be found. Law enforcement sources tell us a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:49 AM on Friday, June 26, 2009
Here's an hour-long mp3 of yesterday's sitdown with Humpday costars Mark Duplass and Josh Leonard. I found their easy manner, sage observations and steady wit relaxing -- I felt like I knew them quite well within minutes -- and of course interesting. They let me ask the questions but we mainly just talked. The recording, in a sense, is a kind of preview of the flavor of their back-and-forth in Humpday (Magnolia, 7.10). Wait for Leonard's second-hand anecdote about Michael Bay -- "trust the box-office!"

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:09 AM on Friday, June 26, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:16 AM on Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
It's 11:25 pm and the coverage of Michael Jackson's death on MSNBC is starting to drive me crazy. Tribute interviews with friends and colleagues, recaps, recollections, music videos, relentless references to the phenomenal record sales of Thriller, footage of the crowd outside the Apollo theatre, etc. And not a single word about why the poor man is dead at age 50.
I'm not talking about the diagnostic cause or an analysis about what amounts of which prescription drug (or drugs) may or may not have caused cardiac arrest. Nobody knows anything but we've all read today's report and we all have...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 PM on Thursday, June 25, 2009
Jeff is going into a screening of Public Enemies and has asked me to post his thoughts on the still-developing Michael Jackson story -- Moises Chiullan.
CNN is finally going with the report by the LA Times, with TMZ having called it nearly an hour ago. As soon as it came from multiple sources that he wasn't breathing when paramedics arrived, it was over. Who dies at age 50 if you're fit and not Elvis Presley, or otherwise not a standard candidate for a heart attack?
Overheard just before Public Enemies screening at the Loews 84th St. today: "Peter Pan...Read More
posted by Moises Chiullan at 3:21 PM on Thursday, June 25, 2009
A 6.24 Salon story, anonymously written, reported that "Tehran state television -- Channel Two -- is putting on a Lord of the Rings marathon," as "part of a bigger push to keep [protestors] busy" -- i.e., distracted. "Movie mad and immunized from international copyright laws, Iranians are normally treated to one or two Hollywood or European movie nights a week. Now it's two or three films a day. The message is 'Don't Worry, Be Happy. Let's watch, forget about what's happened, never mind. Stop dwelling in the past. Look ahead.'"
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:21 PM on Thursday, June 25, 2009
In an interview with CHUD's Devin Faraci, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen screenwriters Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman don't dispute the rap about the Jar Jar Twins being racially offensive and basically say that if you're looking for the go-to bad guy in this affair, go to director Michael Bay.
"It's really hard for us to sit here and try to justify it," one of them says. "I think that would be very foolish, and if someone wants to be offended by it, it's their right. We were very surprised when we saw it, too, and it's a choice that...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:00 PM on Thursday, June 25, 2009
I shared an easy and friendly lunch an hour ago with Humpday costars Mark Duplass and Josh Leonard at an old-world Italian restaurant on Ninth Avenue. I'm going to wait until tomorrow morning to post the mp3, but these guys are very cool and sharp as a tack. I'll say it again -- Humpday (Magnolia, 7.10) is the best written, best acted mumblecore bromance flick of all time.

The LA-residing, married-with-daughter Duplass has wrapped a supporting performance in Noah Baumbach's Greenberg, among other acting gigs.. He and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:55 PM on Thursday, June 25, 2009
Farrah Fawcett, 62, took off about two and a half hours ago, and I'm sorry. Nothing but stillness and serenity now, or so we'd like to think. I've long believed that a kind of singular consciousness stays with you as you leave the mortal coil, but that it merges with the grand cosmic altogether like a drop of water into a pool. We're all going to get there, no exceptions. Live well and fully and cherish it all.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:33 AM on Thursday, June 25, 2009
For both parties there's an obvious element of self-destructive insanity in any extra-marital affair. The infidel is flirting with the possible destruction of his/her marriage, and, if he/she has a high-profile job, inviting possible harm to his/her reputation for the sin of indiscretion and the suspicion that he/she has an emotional screw loose. And the other man/woman will be emotionally wounded sooner or later, and made to feel like shit.
But having been there myself (i.e., I was the other guy in an off-and-on, two-and-a-half-year affair with a married journalist), I know that there's no resisting the siren call if and when...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:37 AM on Thursday, June 25, 2009
Ten Best Picture nominees means that The Hurt Locker could actually make the cut -- great! But Up needs to stay in its own Best Animated Feature slot -- there's nothing wrong with beautiful Mexico so Rio Grande crossings are unnecessary. And due respect to JJ Abrams' Star Trek but big-budget escapism by way of a GenX/GenY franchise reboot isn't and shouldn't be regarded as Best Picture material -- it simply lacks the DNA. And anyone who would even flirt with the idea of Francis Coppola's Tetro being a possible Best Picture nominee (as David Poland did yesterday) needs to give his/her...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:06 AM on Thursday, June 25, 2009
Yesterday's flight back to New York was for some reason less hellish than last week's flight to Los Angeles. But all wifi-free coach flights are hell. First-class with wifi is the way to go, but only people like Nikki Finke can afford that. People like me just have to grim up and fly coach and hunker down. Back on Manhattan pavement by 9 pm.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:35 AM on Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Variety's Tim Gray just reported that the Academy will nominate ten Best Picture nominees, which devalues the meaning, of course. Why didn't the Academy decide to nominate 15 films for Best Picture?This way, five more films will get the box-office benefit, but not really.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:26 AM on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
In response to my calling Public Enemies "the most captivating, beautifully composed and freshly conceived gangster movie since Bonnie and Clyde," an HE reader has written that this sounds like a "transparent attempt to get in some advertising blurb." No, it isn't that. Another reader has expressed doubt if it's "more captivating, beautifully composed and freshly conceived than Goodfellas." Yes, it is that.
Let me explain.
Gangster-movie-wise, Bonnie and Clyde introduced some major new concepts in 1967. It simultaneously delivered a mid '60s youth-culture, up-the-establishment attitude while using quaint 1930s period trappings and details (with the exception of Warren Beatty's modified...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:21 AM on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Carey Mulligan, radiant star of Lone Scherfig's An Education and an almost-certain Best Actress contender once the games begin, makes a brief appearance in Michael Mann's Public Enemies (in a platinum blonde Jean Harlow wig), and appropriately showed up at last night's after-party. She wouldn't tell me how her recently announced role in Wall Street 2 will be contoured (sworn to secrecy, etc.) except that she doesn't play a guilt-tripper. An Education (here's my Sundance review again) will play both Telluride and Toronto.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:16 AM on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Coming out of the Westwood Village right after Wednesday evening's premiere screening of Michael Mann's Public Enemies, and in fact just as the closing credits had finished and the curtain had come down. A group of Iraq rebellion solidarity demonstrators positioned themselves across the street, and just as I zoomed in the Canon Elph SD 780 IS decided to lose focus. Go figure.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:05 AM on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Michael Mann's Public Enemies, which premiered last night in Westwood, is glorious and levitational -- the most captivating, beautifully composed and freshly conceived gangster movie since Bonnie and Clyde. It's an art film first, a Mann head-and-heart trip second, a classic machine-gun action pulverizer third, and a conventional popcorn movie fourth. The schmucks will go "meh" and the people who are hip enough to understand what this movie is doing/has done will retire to tens of thousands of nearby cafes and talk it over for at least a couple of hours.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:36 AM on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Michael Mann's Public Enemies "marks an exciting return to muscular, patient storytelling for Mann," writes In Contention's Kris Tapley. "After dubious stabs at commercial appeal in Collateral and Miami Vice -- films that certainly have followers and admittedly plumb thematic depths no other filmmaker would have reached -- the director has painted his most resonant character study since 1995's Heat.

Public Enemies "fits seamlessly into a line of filmmaking Mann has generated to represent, as F.X. Feeney has called it, 'a profound, interactive, philosophical history of the United States.' Collateral and em>Miami Vice served as stylistic,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:06 PM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
An absurd-sounding story by The Wrap's Sharon Waxman and Amy Kaufman appeared early this afternoon, claiming that Nikki Finke was paid $14 million for Deadline Hollywood Daily. If this turns out to be real (or even two-thirds or one-half real), the person who approved the deal would have to be called an idiot.
If I was a prospective buyer I would think twice about paying Finke $1.4 million for her site. If Finke ever leaves her house (I've heard she rarely does this) and gets hit by a car like Shelley Winters in Lolita, DHD would be worth absolutely nothing...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:42 PM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
I was reading Kris Tapley's nicely written Batman nostalgia piece and happened to click on the attached YouTube clip of the opening credits. And it was like....whoa! Take away the dark minicam footage (i.e., squirreling through the shadowy caverns of the Batman crest) and the titles alone seem so primitive, so austere -- almost like the main titles for a King Vidor or Sam Wood film of the 1940s. You would never see such plain-looking credits on a big-budget comic-book superhero film today.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:43 PM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments," writes Roger Ebert in a just-posted review. "One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
"The plot is incomprehensible. The dialog of the Autobots, Deceptibots and Otherbots is meaningless word...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:25 AM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
"Arguably, one reason why the film industry has encouraged and promoted the concept of director's cuts...is that it enables a film's owner to sell the same product to the same customer twice -- or even, in a few special cases, three or four times. Presumably, if you recut somebody's film, the damage isn't serious because it can always be 'restored' on DVD. The basic mythology appears to be that every film has two versions, a correct one and an incorrect one. But in fact this isn't quite true.
"A better paraphrase of the mythology would be, more paradoxically, that every film has...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:10 AM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Daybreakers, a Lionsgate vampire film opening next January, is obviously looking to appeal to 28 Days Later fans with its use of the word "day," the title itself (anathema to vampires) and the dominant redness, which characterized the art for Danny Boyle's film. The newbie stars Ethan Hawke and Willem Dafoe, and has been co-directed by Michael and Peter Spierig, whose last feature was '03's Undead.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:42 AM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
The Bruno screening I spoke of yesterday came off as scheduled at 4 pm at Mann's Chinese. 20% critics, 80% hoi polloi. It's all cool and fine but no reviews or riffs until July 6th.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:36 AM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
I finally got around to reading Steven Zaillian's 12.1.08 draft of Moneyball, or a portion of it. And I can kinda see why a producer-manager friend passed along word about it being "terrific, and why Brad Pitt signed on. But the entire Sony staff, Amy Pascal included, was shocked to read the new script which had been substantially rewritten -- a whole different movie." Again, if anyone can please send along the Pascal freak-out draft, I'll read both and run a comparison piece.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:11 AM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Hats off to the ad agency guys who assembled this Inglourious Basterds trailer. It's a very shrewd use of footage, cut together just so, that has actually boosted my recollection of how the film played when I saw it in Cannes. That's impressive salesmanship.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:33 AM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
MMC, the owner-operator of Movieline.com and HollywoodLife.com, has bought itself a handful -- Nikki Finke's DeadlineHollywoodDaily.com. Great for Nikki, nice payday, etc. Except now the Movieline guys (Stu Van Airsdale, Kyle Buchanan, Seth Abramovitch, etc.) are going to have to adopt a certain position and attitude towards Finke...right? Play ball, get along, noblesse oblige?
1:53 pm update: Finke wrote at 11:04 am that "the site will become bicoastal and debut a New York City-based senior journalist soon."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:57 AM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
I'm sorry to be slow but I only began to pay attention last night to Neda, the young Tehranian woman who was killed last weekend and became an instant martyr and "central rallying cry" of the Iranian rebellion. Everyone's sister, everyone's daughter. Here's the original video and separately shot footage.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:55 AM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Ed McMahon, who passed early this morning at age 86, was Johnny Carson 's indefatigable announcer and sidekick for 30-odd years. He was known for being likably jovial -- a dependably upbeat middle-class personality. I knew him well because he was almost exactly my father's age. To me he was always strictly a World War II generation guy. Yaw-hawh, scotch and soda, get out there and sell! He never got the transformational '60s youth culture thing, never grew a moustache, never stopped being "Ed McMahon."
McMahon...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:43 AM on Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
I met concert promoter and original Woodstock producer Michael Lang socially last summer and again at a recent Woodstock DVD/Bluray press junket in Manhattan. At the time I told him my mezzo-mezzo feelings about Ang Lee's Taking Woodstock, and just now Lang has written and shared his own reactions. With his permission, here they are:
"Just thought I'd let you know that I've finally seen the film and thought it was very cool. It stayed away from the problems I had with the Eliot Tiber's book and I was really brought back to those days leading up to that magical weekend. Objectivity...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:14 PM on Monday, June 22, 2009
A three-mile-wide meteor is going to slam into Los Angeles within two or three hours. You're the commander of a special titanium transporting device that can hold 250 people, and your mission is to save as many of the best and the brightest Hollywood professionals that you can -- actors, directors, screenwriters, editors, dps, journalists, marketers -- so the industry can start over after the dead have been buried and the wreckage has been all cleaned up.
You have speed-dial access to everyone of any importance, and you have less than an hour to call those you want to save and arrange...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:39 PM on Monday, June 22, 2009
...to be wearing this solidarity-with-the-Iran-protest ribbon, which I've had since last Saturday, I'd feel better if there's was some way to really help. It would obviously be stupid and reckless and ruin everything, but my inner 12 year-old would dearly love to see dozens of teams of paramilitary hard-asses dropped into Tehran -- cool guys like Chris Walken in The Dogs of War, I mean -- so they could kick some mullah ass.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:23 AM on Monday, June 22, 2009
Not remotely my turf but how can anyone not be touched by Ryan O'Neal's announcement that he and the ailing Farrah Fawcett are remarrying? The future will last as long as it lasts so make the best of it while you can. I just think it's awfully nice. God, I sound like Larry King.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:54 AM on Monday, June 22, 2009
"Perhaps it's too early to be talking about Oscars at this point, but Kathryn Bigelow's The Hurt Locker absolutely belongs in the mix," writes Hollywood & Fine's Marshall Fine. "There's more tension in this gripping tale than in the waistband of Oprah's skinny jeans. [And] its commercial fate is fraught with as much suspense as its action sequences, which will have you chewing your fingernails.
"It seems cruel to suggest that it might face the same sorry commercial fate as such deserving films as In the Valley of Elah, A Mighty Heart and Lions for Lambs, simply because it too...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:52 AM on Monday, June 22, 2009
Today's scheduled films: 40 minutes worth of Davis Guggenheim's It Might Get Loud at an LA Film Festival venue, the entirety of Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno at an undisclosed location, and a final nostalgia screening of Kathryn Bigelow's The Hurt Locker.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:33 AM on Monday, June 22, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:29 AM on Monday, June 22, 2009
In his latest essay Reid Rosefelt recalls his publicity association with legendary director Andrei Tarkovsky, the great Russian director who had less than 54 years on the planet.
Myron and Geoff Bresnick of Grange Communications "took Tarkovsky to the Telluride Festival, where they put on a big tribute for him in the Opera House," he writes. "As soon as we got there, the festival directors Bill Pence and Tom Luddy whisked him away to points unknown. See ya! I thought that was a bit extreme as the Bresnicks had gone to the great expense and hassle of bringing him to...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 AM on Monday, June 22, 2009
It would appear that Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland is rooted in the mid 19th Century (i.e., 1865) , when Lewis Carroll published the original book. (Which was followed by an 1871 sequel, "Through The Looking Glass.") Hence the all-Anglo cast and lack of minorities, not to mention the possible absence of any political points or metaphors as they might apply to the present. But I don't have the script.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:10 AM on Monday, June 22, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Chalk this up to Live Free & Die Hard or not, but either way action movies are being pressured into PG-13 ratings. Sylvester Stallone's comically porno-violent Rambo might have grossed more domestically with that rating. One difference between R and PG-13, I feel, should be a tone of obvious over-the-top absurdism. Because Rambo was clearly trying for a certain type of ridiculous-gore humor, it should have been handed a PG-13, exploding heads and all. R ratings should go to the violent films that really and truly mean it.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:52 PM on Sunday, June 21, 2009
In a 6.21 review of the Dr. Strangelove Bluray, N.Y. Times DVD columnist Dave Kehr says that director Stanley Kubrick "had no discernible sense of humor." Well, that's bullshit but let's first examine Kehr's examples of Kubrick's tone-deaf funny bone.
Peter Sellers' Strangelove and Sterling Hayden's Gen. Jack D. Ripper , he says, "seem less funny as their audacity has drained away." Then he says that lines like 'Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!' "now seem more labored than deliciously droll." And then he says that "the film may be at its best in those low-key moments...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:37 PM on Sunday, June 21, 2009
Variety's Michael Fleming and Peter Bart don't exactly say in so many words why Sony chief Amy Pascal put Steven Soderbergh's Moneyball, a fact-based sports biopic movie starring Brad Pitt, into limited turnaround last Friday, or 96 hours before it was supposed to begin filming on Monday (i.e., tomorrow).

But it seems as if (a) Pascal had it her head that Moneyball would be some kind of commercial hotpants Brad Pitt baseball movie and (b) what she realized she would be getting, after reading a final draft of Soderbergh and Steven Zallian's script last week, would...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:35 PM on Sunday, June 21, 2009
That May 4th letter from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen director Michael Bay to Paramount honchos that TMZ posted earlier today is instructive because it tells you that Bay isn't all that highly educated, or at least didn't pay attention during English composition class in high school.

Content-wise it shows that he was angry that the Transformers sequel (out 6.24) wasn't getting decent buzz. Maybe it wasn't at the time and "no big deal" anyway -- we all get...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:55 PM on Sunday, June 21, 2009
I fully understand and support what's going on right now in the streets of Tehran because I've understood (and, let's face it, practiced) rebellion all my life. But my understanding of the Islamic fundamentalist practice of stoning women as punishment for adultery and other crimes against Allah is a little different. I realize, of course, that this ghastly and horrific tradition is still practiced in certain Islamic backwaters, but it's so beyond-the-pale in terms of cruelty and fiendish chauvinism that it doesn't seem real. A part of me says, "C'mon, no...this is too much."

Which is...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:09 AM on Sunday, June 21, 2009
Two videos from yesterday afternoon's Los Angeles Film Festival showing of Cyrus Nowrasteh's The Stoning of Soraya M., which opens on Friday, 6.26. The post-screening panel included (l. to r.) Nowrasteh, star Shoreh Agdashloo, religious scholar Reza Aslan and The Kite Runner author Khaled Hosseini, who moderated.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:34 AM on Sunday, June 21, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
The Proposal's estimated Friday gross of $12.4 million represents Sandra Bullock's biggest opening-day haul ever -- fine. But what's happened to poor Pelham? Tony Scott's subway thriller dropped over 60% compared to last Friday's opening. You can't even speak of Year One in the same breath as Pelham, and yet Harold Ramis's comedy earned $8.5 million yesterday. Shit floats.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:08 PM on Saturday, June 20, 2009
"The chants of death to Khamenei are true," a Canadian citizen has told Huffington Post live-logger Nico Pitney. "I witnessed people's fear of the Basij disappear. I saw an 80 year old Chadori woman with rocks in her hands call for the execution of Khamenei and all Basij. A group of Basij were surrounded and forced into a building, [and then] the front was blocked with garbage and set on fire. The Basij opened fire on the crowd with what I assume were blanks. The crowd dispersed for a moment and then came back with a fury. That's when the Molotov...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:00 PM on Saturday, June 20, 2009
In a highly unusual and highly admiring interview piece, thorny N.Y. Times critic Manohla Dargis speaks with Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow in tomorrow's edition (i.e., Sunday). Are the Times editors telling Manohla to step outside the critics' box and write more to beef up page views, or did she ask to interview Bigelow out of personal passion? Perhaps a little of both.

Bigelow's film, says Dargis, was "greeted with rapturous praise and some misapprehension" after its Venice Film Festival premiere nine months ago. "Mostly, it seems,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:29 PM on Saturday, June 20, 2009
I was walking with two friends across the Fox lot after that 500 Days of Summer screening, and who do I see coming out of a post-production facility but Avatar director Jim Cameron? The helmer of Titanic, Aliens, The Abyss and T2 was getting into his cream-colored SUV when I waved and said, "Hey, Jim." He walked over and we spoke for a couple of minutes. I didn't machine-gun him with Avatar questions. I wanted to be cool and laid-back and I was, I think.
Cameron's...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:54 AM on Saturday, June 20, 2009
I missed Nikki Finke's first report yesterday (which went up around 2:50 pm) about poor John Lesher getting fired as president of Paramount's Film Group and Adam Goodman taking his place. The somewhat notorious Brad Weston (i.e., the guy who wasn't interested in Twilight) has also been demoted.
I was out of the loop due to suffering through an obscene traffic jam on Sunset (allegedly due to a couple of accidents on the 10 and the 405). I had to cancel an appointment because of my entrapment; it also kept me from checking for online updates. You can't fume and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:49 AM on Saturday, June 20, 2009
This BBC-provided Tehran-demonstration footage, only a few hours old, feels like raw footage from a Paul Greengrass film. I've been in a violent demonstration and know that demonstrators who risk bludgeonings and worse by fighting back have more courage than I. Mahsa from Tehran: "I was in the rally today and police forces in Azadi square cruelly killed people." From Iran: "I am home since 10 minute and Basij forces and police were killing young people like animals"
President Obama "has been right to tread carefully,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:04 AM on Saturday, June 20, 2009
Snapped early last evening on the 20th Century Fox lot after a screening of Marc Webb's 500 Days of Summer (Fox Searchlight, 7.17), which isn't half bad and may be, in fact, be the most honest and agreeable blend of romantic headiness and sinking despair since Jerry Maguire. I'll get into it in a subsequent post, but this could work nicely with the educated under-30 date crowd.

Young pot-bellied wildebeest males may shine it on, but Webb is seriously taken with the love and the #1 romantic myth surrounding it, which is that we all...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:26 AM on Saturday, June 20, 2009
The Iran dictatorship's threatened crackdown moves -- shootings, tear gas, water cannons, baton beatings -- are happening as we speak. All the Hangover and Zach Galifianakis fans (who are not being necessarily equated with simian-level idiocy) need to watch this poem video, which was apparently taped last night. Bless the woman who wrote and taped these words.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:33 AM on Saturday, June 20, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
It's one of those late-filing days with too much to do and not enough hours. I now have to move my bags to another place and then see 500 Days of Summer at 5 pm and then attend an LA Film Festival party. But what is all this running around town compared to the terrible coming fate of Iran's green opposition forces? Awful news.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:06 PM on Friday, June 19, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:44 PM on Friday, June 19, 2009
Kieran and Michele Mulroney's Paper Man, which kicked off the Los Angeles Film Festival last night, is, at best, a qualified dud. People were too polite to groan or whimper or walk out (even I stayed for the whole thing) but this was a film determined to just loll around and talk about loss and lament and enervate the living shit out of the audience at any cost. The atmosphere in the theatre (and I'm not exaggerating) was one of terrible suppressed calamity.

"Is this really happening?" I said to myself about 40 minutes in....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:56 AM on Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
HE humbly and wholeheartedly agrees with New York's Vulture squad that Tom Cruise would be the best guy to replace Sean Penn-as-Larry in the Farrellys' Three Stooges movie. God, what a beautiful idea! I read this a couple of hours ago and have been in the best mood since.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:00 PM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
The new trailer for Roland Emmerich's 2012 trailer promises a slightly more ferocious rehash of other doomsday movies. Here and there I felt the lingering ghosts of Armageddon, The Day After Tomorrow, Deep Impact, etc. It's a miracle that all those meteorites (or whatever they are) manage to miss the SUV carrying John "paycheck" Cusack and his son. I'm bored. Emmerich is bored. We're all bored.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:36 PM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
If I was running the Public Enemies p.r./marketing effort, I would give the okay to one or two select journos who admire Michael Mann's film to post retorts to Lou Lumenick's now-redacted pan. I've heard from one guy who says Lumenick is "so wrong in so many ways" about the film. There's also Kris Tapley's claim that PE is Mann's best since The Insider. Get in front of it, slap it down -- don't let Lou control the conversation. Mann loyalists, unite!
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:04 PM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
A couple of good guys, Lee Ginsberg and Chris Libby, are partnering in a new p.r. film called Ginsberg Libby. "Libby joins the venture from B|W|R Public Relations," the release says, "where, as vice president, he expanded the company's film division. He is followed by Chris Regan and Gina Lang, who will serve as directors of film and corporate entertainment; Kate Payne, who will serve as a senior account executive; and Karina Vladimirov, who will serve as administrative support. Ginsberg segues from PMK/HBH where he served as vice president, and is joined by Laura Paulsen who will serve as a senior account executive...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:44 AM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
English translations provided by Andrew Sullivan, to wit: 1: (Girl in street): Defending civil rights. 2: (Boy next to old man): Counterbalancing poverty and deprivation. 3: (Boy pushing away donation box): Nationalizing oil income. 4: (Man standing on rooftop): Reducing tension in international affairs. 5: (Boy sitting next to satellite dishes): Free access to information. 6: (Girl sitting besides her mother): Supporting single mothers. 7: (Girl with cast):? Knock down violence against women. 8: (Boy): Education for all. 9: (Boy infront of man locking car): Increasing public...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:32 AM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
Last night's Century City screening of Harold Ramis's Year One was so empty and unfunny that I decided to catch a little shuteye. I'd been up since 2:30 am LA time and it wasn't like I was missing anything. How could the director and cowriter of the inspired Groundhog Day, easily one of the most satisfyingly made and richly themed comedies of all time, have allowed himself to make something as lame and sloppy as this? The current 28% Rotten Tomatoes rating is no surprise. It's brazenly awful.

Some are comparing Michael Cera and Jack...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:57 AM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
Joel and Ethan Coen's A Serious Man (Focus Features, 10.2) has been rated R or "language, some sexuality/nudity and brief violence." I could have foreseen this, I suppose, if I'd simply read the script, which I've had for months. But that would have required focus and discipline.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:52 AM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
Almost everything I'm posting this morning is a day late and a dollar short due to yesterday's travel, but the 6.17 Tootsie-like tale, conveyed in Seth Abramovitch's Movieline interview of The Proposal's Peter Chiarelli, is quite funny.
"So get this pitch: A young, handsome Hollywood executive has some spare time on his hands, so he writes a script -- a romcom. And because this is a small town and he wants it to be judged on its own merits, he puts the name 'Jennifer Kirby' on the front page. The script makes the rounds, people love it, and everyone wants a general...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:43 AM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
Few lay things down as plainly and forcefully as the great Cenk Uygur. "If you allow Khamenei to remain as the supreme leader and Ahmadinejad to be the president it'll be tremendous wasted opportunity and they'll only crush you further as time progresses...they will slowly arrest all the leaders....they have now announced that they are a dictatorship....right now, are you going to allow a dictatorship in Iran or do you want a voice in your own government?"
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:26 AM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 AM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
"It so happens that The Hurt Locker takes place in Iraq," writes Entertainment Weekly's Lisa Schwarzbaum, "but geography is almost beside the point. What makes the film so essential is its pinpoint accuracy in mapping the disorienting roads a man can walk down when ?his job keeps him so close to death, working for what sometimes feels like a distant principle.
"Director Kathryn Bigelow and journalist-screenwriter Mark Boal (whose blunt, vivid script is based on reports from his 2004 stint in Baghdad embedded with an Army bomb squad) probe the intersection of bravery and obsession, of risk and responsibility. (Guy Pearce...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:06 AM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
Over the next six days I'm down for at least nine films at the Los Angeles Film Festival, including Michael Mann's Public Enemies (which showed to a crowd last night in Manhattan) next Tuesday evening, Cyrus Nowrasteh's Iran-set The Stoning of Soraya M., Davis Guggenheim's It Might Get Loud and Robert Siegel's Big Fan.

The day before Public Enemies there's a Hurt Locker all-media, which I'll be attending for reasons of pure enjoyment (jolt cola cinema gets me every time) and because I want a friend to see it.
Nobody I've spoken to has seen...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:01 AM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
Last night's Santa Monica stopover, courtesy of a good friend. It's one of the most immaculate and pristine all-white apartments I've ever walked into. Spartan to a fine point, handsome hardwood floors. It's like sleeping inside a David Hockney painting. Perfect. Oh, and my first apartment in Santa Monica was at 948 14th Street.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:36 AM on Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
I hate sitting in a plane for six hours without wifi or electric power (i.e., available AC plug-ins). A few airlines offer these options but way too few for me. United Airlines is operating out of the '90s. But at least the torture is over. Arrived in L.A. at 3:10 pm. Slightly hazy light-blue sky, same old traffic congestion (i.e., 405 jammed bumper-to-bumper), warm desert-like air.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:42 PM on Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:44 PM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
"In the wake of David Letterman's apology for his joke last week about Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's daughter, a number of protesters flocked around the Late Show studios in Midtown Manhattan late Tuesday afternoon (June 16) to show their support for Palin -- albeit not in the numbers previously expected," reports MTV News' Jett Wells.
"Approximately three dozen protestors stood across the street from the studios, chanting "Dave Must Go! Fire Dave! Shame on CBS!," and spoke about Letterman's joke, for which he has twice apologized with...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:04 PM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:28 PM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
With Sean Penn's departure from the Farrelly Bros. Three Stooges film, the Farrelly's naturally want to hold onto Jim Carrey and Benicio Del Toro as well as the locked-in release date for their potential tentpoler. Potential Larry replacements, I'm told, include Paul Giamatti, Adrien Brody, Simon Pegg, Zach Galifianakis and -- believe it -- Larry David.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:22 PM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
The Playlist's Rodrigo Perez has read an Inglorious Basterds analysis piece by Patrick Z. McGavin, assessed various issues and assertions and come up with his own summary, which he calls "40-MinutesGate: The Bullshit Report Of The Inglourious Basterds Cut."

McGavin writes that "according to the Cannes program, Inglourious Basterds is 160 minutes. [His] editor Mike Goodridge wrote in Screen International it was 160 minutes. Anne Thompson says 148 minutes, Variety's Todd McCarthy clocked it at 152. The Weinstein press book says 151 minutes." And Perez says 148 minutes.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:12 AM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
I'm not exactly pining for the return of jaded cruelty-and-snobbery dramas like Luchino Visconti's L'Innocente, but it's a little sad that films of this sort have pretty much disappeared. The darkly perverse Italian kind, I mean, with that upper-class erotic element that Visconti used to explore from time to time. I don't miss those dopey Italian sex comedies that Laura Antonelli used to make in the '70s. But I do miss the special combustion that came from Visconti + Antonelli + class contempt. (I can say this, can't I? Without getting ripped?)
Read Moreposted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:08 AM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
The Film Experience's Nathaniel Rogers has posted two text-message reviews of Bruno, from a friend he presumably trusts. The first one called it "predictably hilarious ...even more shocking and envelope-pushing than Borat and just as funny. But at the same time it's no longer new, so it feels somewhat 'safer' [in that] you know what to expect. Still awesome, though. Gay stuff will keep it from doing Borat $. And I have no idea how they got an R rating."
The followup: "My crowd was largely filled with gay tastemakers and VIPs (Ivanka Trump and her loudly-talking douchebag date were sitting...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:34 AM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Just as there is a long list of films that I can watch and over again, there are also those that I will never again submit myself to. I'm not talking about films I don't care for. I'm talking about films that I wouldn't watch again if someone offered me a cash bribe. Would you sit through Star Wars: The Phantom Menace for $20 bills? Would you watch A.I. or Always again? The Cannonball Run II? Sylvester Stallone's Cobra? Practical Magic?

I was moved...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:28 AM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
The other day I mentioned the classic character arc known as the Three D's -- desire, deception, discovery. Comedies with moral underpinnings are mostly out the window these days, but The Proposal, which snuck last weekend, seems to adhere to the Three D structure. The main character resorting to elaborate subterfuge to obtain temporary satisfaction, grappling with a moral-ethical quandary as a result, and finally coming to a resolve that puts an end to the bullshit. Surely some HE readers saw it last weekend. Verdict?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:41 AM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
The Sun's Gordon Smart has posted the first-anywhere (I think) review of Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno (Universal, 7.10). There are any number of tumescent shock pull-quotes but let's go with this one for starters: "To say Bruno makes uncomfortable viewing is an understatement of Battle of Britain proportions.

"When I wasn't giggling like a 14-year-old, I was cowering behind my hands. And I wasn't just hiding from the acres of kugelsack, Bruno's word for the lunchbox, shown during the 90 minutes.The term will become the new 'Booyakasha' or 'Jagshemash.'
"Bruno has only been in love...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:33 AM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
No one matches my strategic expertise at missing screenings of much-admired films. Like The Cove, for instance. The next Manhattan screening happens the day I fly back from LA...great! Louie Psihovos' documentary, which won the Best Documentary Audience award at last January's Sundance Film Festival, is basically about mass murder. An engaging description was posted today by Rope of Silicon's Brad Brevet, to wit: "An intelligent/action/adventure/Ocean's Eleven-like horror film wrapped around a tale of redemption and ultimate revenge -- oh, and it's a documentary."
Roadside...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:53 AM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
You don't need a review of Michael Bay's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen to know where it's coming from. The soul of the film (if the word "soul" doesn't constitute an oxymoron in this instance) is contained in the trailer's opening bit. Shia "no no no!" Lebouf tells Bumblebee that he wants to "talk about the college thing, okay?" And the amped-up "Bee" starts swaggin' to the sounds of the Pointer Sisters' "I'm So Excited." The mentality is aimed at mall monkeys.
But if you...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:46 AM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
In the wake of last night's pained and needlessly solemn apology from David Letterman -- the previous "apology" was funnier, more than sufficient and a lot more honest -- will the Palin-supporting asshats call off their scheduled demonstration, slated to happen at 4:30 today in front of the Ed Sullivan theatre? The Palins and their ilk -- politically prehistoric, nakedly scheming embodiments of backwater hypocrisy, smallmindedness and earth-plundering selfishness -- have no shame, let alone grace or class. If by clapping my hands three times....
Update:...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:53 AM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the Iranian version of George W. Bush. Both have professed a devotion to religious fundamentalism but in fact owe(d) their power to secretive cabals fronted by cold-eyed men. They've both appealed to and depended upon the rube mentality as a base of popular support. Both have shown outward hostility to other nations. Both have been terrible for their economies. And both have constantly said stupid, embarrassing things.
The U.S. now has Barack Obama, and a large segment of Iran just decided they couldn't stand the idea of another four years with their version of Bush.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:31 AM on Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
In a piece called "When Francis Coppola Met Jim Jarmusch: The Rain People to Tetro," Speedcine's Reid Rosefelt writes that Coppola's The Rain People "isn't even mentioned in [his] Wikipedia biography, and perhaps that's understandable, as it hasn't been seen by a lot of people and few would argue it's one of his best films." (Actually, Wikipedia does mention it; there's just very little discussion.)

"Warner Brothers never released a DVD, and has only recently made it available as a special order from WBShop.com or as a download.
"The Rain People ('69)...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:15 PM on Monday, June 15, 2009
Forbes reported last night that Viacom Inc's Paramount Pictures "could merge with Sony Pictures, Universal Studios or another movie studio amid a wave of consolidation in the industry over the next few months." The story was a summary of remarks from veteran investor Mario Gabelli in the latest issue of Barron's.
Gabelli, the chief executive of Gamco Investors, Inc, which owns shares of Viacom, "said he expects dealmaking among movie studios as they seek to cut costs.
"Today there are seven or eight motion-picture studios,' Gabelli said. "A round of consolidation will occur in the next six to 12 months because of...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:05 PM on Monday, June 15, 2009
The anti-Ahmadinejad, anti-rigged election revolt in Iran just keeps getting fiercer, bloodier and more dramatic by the minute. A guy has been killed, others have been shot and a crowd ten times bigger than the exodus in Cecil B. Demille's The Ten Commandments filled the streets of Tehran earlier today. It feels as much like a movie as a news story. It's Reds, Z and The Battle of Algiers rolled into one. It's Ten Days That Shook The World on Twitter.

First, this morning's stunning news that Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has called...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:26 PM on Monday, June 15, 2009
11 days and counting until the N.Y./L.A. platform break of Kathryn Bigelow's The Hurt Locker. No Metacritic reactions are posted but the current 89% positive Rotten Tomatoes rating is probably indicative of critical reaction to come. Will it matter? Will the no-Iraq-movies-under-any-circumstances crowd stick to their guns? Will the idea that it's actually a suspense thriller by way of Aliens take hold? Tick, tick, tick, tick...
One of the best reviews so far was written by Time's Richard Corliss nine months ago, way back at the Venice Film Festival. It's titled "A Near-Perfect War Film." The last two graphs...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:38 PM on Monday, June 15, 2009
The N.Y. Daily News is reporting that a right-wing South Carolina activist named Rusty DePass was busted last Friday for writing a charming remark about Michelle Obama on his Facebook page.
And a few proud U.S. citizens are planning to stage a "Fire David Letterman rally" Tuesday afternoon (i.e. tomorrow) at 4:30 pm in front of the Ed Sullivan theatre (i.e. where Letterman tapes the show). "Press contacts" for the event, listed on an apparently official site, include New York State Assemblyman Brian Kolb, attorney Gwendolyn Lindsay-Jackson, and rightwing radio talk-show host John Ziegler.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:04 PM on Monday, June 15, 2009
Here's an intriguing account of reactions to Michael Moore's just-released teaser for his upcoming financial meltdown doc, written by a guy who caught a showing last Friday night.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:34 AM on Monday, June 15, 2009
I'll be attending the first six days of the 2009 L.A. Film Festival this year -- Thursday, 6.18 to Tuesday, 6.23. Which means I won't be around for what could potentially be a fairly newsworthy event -- i.e, a discussion with Jon Voight just prior to a "Behind The Scenes" screening of John Schlesinger's Midnight Cowboy on Thursday, 6.25, at 7:30 pm at the Billy Wilder theatre.

You know what I'm going to say now, right?
If I could attend I'd damn well ask Voight about the rightie rhetoric he's been spewing about Barack...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:53 AM on Monday, June 15, 2009
I obviously didn't make it to Cinevegas this year but Indiewire reported this morning on the prizewinners. Kyle Patrick Alvarez's Easier With Practice, concerning a lonely-guy author who falls for a mysterious phone sex caller while on a road trip to promote his unpublished novel, won the feature competition Grand Jury Prize. (Who promotes unpublished novels?)
Writers Cory Knauf and Joseph McKelheer and director Robert Saitzyk won an Exceptional Artistic Achievement Award for Godspeed, a dramatic thriller "set in the lingering light of the Alaskan midnight sun," per press notes. The doc award went to Douglas Tirola's em>All In: The Poker...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:19 AM on Monday, June 15, 2009



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:45 AM on Monday, June 15, 2009
No more beating around the Year One bush. It opens Friday and it's time to deal with it. Harold Ramis's animal-skins comedy preems tonight in Manhattan; the local all-media showing is on Wednesday. I was told by a semi-trusted source a while back that it's "staggering." That could be an okay thing if that's the case. You're supposed to feel a bit giddy and off-balance after seeing a comedy.
The curious thing about the trailer is how Jack Black and Michael Cera seem to start...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:21 AM on Monday, June 15, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Twelve hours ago CNET News' Daniel Terdiman reported that 'as the Iranian election aftermath unfolded in Tehran -- thousands of demonstrators took to the streets to express their anger at perceived electoral irregularities -- an unexpected hashtag began to explode through the Twitterverse: 'CNNFail.'
"Even as Twitter became the best source for rapid-fire news developments from the front lines of the riots in Tehran, a growing number of users of the microblogging service were incredulous at the near total lack of coverage of the story on CNN, a network that cut its teeth with on-the-spot reporting from the Middle East.
"For most...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:31 PM on Sunday, June 14, 2009
"If you can't shove some real reform down the [Republican's] throats now, when? Obama needs to start putting it on the line and fight the banks, the energy companies and the health care industry. What he needs in his personality is a little George Bush. Obama needs that some of that smug insufferable swagger that says 'suck on it, America.' [He] needs more audacity."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:04 AM on Sunday, June 14, 2009
Criterion's Bluray of Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal comes out Tuesday. "Love is the blackest of all plagues...if one could die of it, there would be some pleasure in love, but you don't die of it."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:40 AM on Sunday, June 14, 2009
...with the sounds of chanting crowds and screaming women and the whup of billy clubs and the roar of burning buses. It's where the action is, Anger Central, the flames of freedom flashing. And yet Americans, this afternoon, don't seem to be paying all that much attention. Not as far as I can sense. I'm detecting more interest in the Yankee-Met game going on right now. It's Sunday, bro...chill. The Hangover is #1 again. Zach Galifianakis!
Here's N.Y. Times reporter Roger Cohen discussing the suspicious aspects of...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:23 AM on Sunday, June 14, 2009
In a review of Sony Home Video's "The Jack Lemmon Collection," a DVD package of five Columbia-produced films, N.Y. Times columnist Dave Kehr summarizes the "recurring predicament" of Lemmon's screen characters as "that of the desperate conformist who ultimately discovers that conformity comes at too high a price."
Very nice. Exactly. Kehr's description is so clean that I'm envious. I've also begun to wonder how many other name-brand actors have experienced the same recurring predicament time and again? Actors and actresses who are so well known for a particular personality and character-type that screenwriters have adapted and wound up writing...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:53 AM on Sunday, June 14, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
"Security officials and riot police engaged in violent clashes with demonstrators in Tehran today in what one reporter called an 'unprecedented scene' in Iran in recent years," reports a HuffPost account. "NBC producer Ali Arouzi described the events on Saturday: 'What started off as a small rally outside a pro-reformist newspaper swelled into a massive crowd of people chanting, 'Death to the dictator, death to Ahmadinejad!'
Many or most pre-election polls favored pro-reform candidate Mir Hossein Mousavi, President Ahmadinejad's opponent who leads a powerful youth-driven movement,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:16 AM on Saturday, June 13, 2009
DVD Beaver frame capture from Universal Home Video's Field of Dreams Blu-ray, which apparently is somewhere between okay and so-so looking. "More grain is visible and the hi-def visuals definitely export a texture that is not present in the DVD releases," writes Gary Tooze. But I love the ebbing twilight atmosphere in this still. So few films have been willing to run with poetic concepts.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:37 AM on Saturday, June 13, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:35 AM on Saturday, June 13, 2009
Food, Inc. (now at the Film Forum) is a stirring film, all right. It makes you never want to eat anything other than organic fruit and vegetables ever again. It quite rightly raises suspicions that poisons are coursing through your system. And let's face it -- if you're any kind of meat-eater or frequenter of fast-food joints, they probably are. On top of which you're probably a bit more of a porker than you should be. Don't think corporate America isn't down with that.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:38 AM on Saturday, June 13, 2009
The trailer for I Love You, Beth Cooper (Fox Atomic, 7.10) suggests that the film is coarse and vulgar and way overcranked. A ludicrous teenaged horndog wish-fulfillment plot, gross stupidity, a hissing raccoon, insanely overdone foley effects, every cliche out of the tits-and-zits high-school handbook. Truly repellent. An unfortunate comedown for Chris Columbus, whom I was starting to learn to like after the invigorating Rent. The screenplay is by Larry Doyle, based on his book. I mean, I wanted to throw up.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:00 AM on Saturday, June 13, 2009
Last night around 6:45 pm I walked into Leows Lincoln Square and a mid-sized theatre playing The Hangover to see the Michael Moore teaser. Except I made the mistake of sitting behind an ugly bald guy whose seat was leaning way back, in the same way that thoughtless people in coach lean their seats right into your face. He was short and bald and rocking in his seat as he stuffed his face with popcorn. It was like sitting behind a rambunctious seven year-old. I hated him on sight.
The feeling was apparently mutual because he kept half-turning-around -- i.e., the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:53 AM on Saturday, June 13, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:33 AM on Saturday, June 13, 2009
Robert Schwentke's The Time Traveller's Wife, costaring Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams, comes out from New Line/Warner on 8.14. The trailer has an affable, settled and vaguely eerie atmosphere. It also radiates dreaded chick-flick vibes. Here, for simplicity's sake, is a Publisher's Weekly summary of Audrey Niffenegger's 2004 book.
"This clever and inventive tale works on three levels: as an intriguing science fiction concept, a realistic character study and a touching love story. Henry De Tamble (Bana) is a Chicago librarian with 'Chrono Displacement'...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:53 AM on Saturday, June 13, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
A teaser for Michael Moore's upcoming financial meltdown doc, due on 10.2.09, preemed tonight in select theatres in New York, Washington, D.C., Chicago and Los Angeles. "The movie is not going to be an economics lesson," Moore told USA Today's Anthony Breznican earlier today. "It's going to be more like a vampire movie. Instead of the main characters feasting on the blood of their victims, they feast on the money. And they never seem to get enough of it."
"Hi, I'm Michael Moore," the teaser narration begins....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:46 PM on Friday, June 12, 2009
Last night I bought a fresh new copy of Michael Herr's Dispatches -- easily the best written and certainly the most important book about ground-level grunts during the Vietnam War bar none, renowned for its rich conveyance of the surreal climate and mentality and particularly the special lingo that went hand-in-hand with that whole jungle slaughterhouse experience.
I bought it with the idea of persuading Jett to give it a read, which of course he refused to do after skimming the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:21 PM on Friday, June 12, 2009
Mike Binder's Jokeyphone is up and rolling in Beta form. My three favorite jokes so far are (a) "No Politics," (b) "American girls" and (c) "12 Year-old Scotch."

Inspired by Jokeyphone I tried to find my all-time favorite joke -- the one that some call "kiki" about two anthropologists captured by cannibals in New Guinea, etc.? -- but I couldn't find it anywhere. If anyone has seen this on YouTube under some other name, please advise. You know which one I mean....? Anthropologost #2, having seen what happened to his friend when...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:34 AM on Friday, June 12, 2009
The bottom line, of course, is that all the attention given yesterday to the problems of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (Paramount, 8,7) will turn out to be a blessing in disguise. The film is what it is and there are millions who will pay to see it no matter what, but among the fence-sitters two things are incontestable: (a) barring an unimagined catastrophe of some kind the worst is over in terms of bad buzz, and (b) the film's rep has nowhere to go but up.
Once the sneak previews and media screenings start in July it's entirely...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:28 AM on Friday, June 12, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:05 AM on Friday, June 12, 2009
In today's N.Y. Times A.O. Scott makes a good point about The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, which is that the "stubborn, earthbound fact of the subways serves as an anchor" for director Tony Scott. "The gritty physicality of subway cars and tunnels balances the director's signature flights into G.P.S. and Google Earth-inspired bird's-eye moviemaking, constraining his indulgences much as it limits the options of both the criminals and the civic authorities in the movie.
Another good quote: Costars Denzel Washington and John Travolta "interact mostly via squawk box, cellphone and radio. But even at a distance from each other,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:02 AM on Friday, June 12, 2009
Two days ago Forbes' Dorothy Pomerantz reported that Harrison Ford earned $65 million dollars between June '08 and this month, mostly or entirely through his Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull profit percentage deal. That awful film has grossed $786 million worldwide.
Sixty five friggin' million for donning the old fedora, holding his nose and starring in a megapic that (a) made him look like much more like a corporate go-alonger than a studly movie star, (b) all but ruined the viability of the Indiana Jones franchise and (c) cemented George Lucas's reputation as a legendary spoiler and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:01 AM on Friday, June 12, 2009
There's a small but stunning "whoa!" in Brooks Barnes' 6.14 N.Y. Times piece about how Bruno simultaneously mocks and elbow-nudges homophobia. Universal, the film's distributor, "won't discuss the filmmaking process," he writes, "but the studio insists that the vast majority of the people who appear with Sacha Baron Cohen had no idea they were being filmed for a Hollywood movie."

This is the article's big whopping obiter dicta -- the words in passing that suggest there's no limit to average people's ability to keep their brains from noticing or absorbing anything that doesn't naturally...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:50 AM on Friday, June 12, 2009
"Some figures in the conservative media have refused to go along with the big hate -- people like Fox's Shepard Smith and Catherine Herridge, who debunked the attacks on that Homeland Security report two months ago. But this doesn't change the broad picture, which is that supposedly respectable news organizations and political figures are giving aid and comfort to dangerous extremism.
"What will the consequences be? Nobody knows, of course, although the analysts at Homeland Security fretted that things may turn out even worse than in the 1990s -- that thanks, in part, to the election of an African-American president, "the threat posed...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:26 AM on Friday, June 12, 2009
Conservative columnist and opportunist S.E. Cupp, a contributor to Politico and the Washington Post, tells Sean Hannity that President Obama is to blame for David Letterman's Sarah Palin routine the night before last. "I'm not saying this to be inflammatory," she said, "[but] I blame Barack Obama...he allowed his surrogates to talk this way."
"Allowed"? Marching in absolute uniform lockstep is a right-wing thing. Liberals wake up in the morning and decide what they're going to say and do on their own. They don't take...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:03 AM on Friday, June 12, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
The Whatever Works team -- director-writer Woody Allen, costars Larry David, Evan Rachel Wood and Patricia Clarkson -- held a press conference early this afternoon at the Hotel Regency. Here's an mp3 of the whole thing. A good thing, several laughs, time well spent.
Allen, typically candid and clever and self-deprecating, got the biggest laughs. David amused here and there but was mainly plain-spoken. Clarkson got off a few good ones. Wood looked very uptown and older than her 22 years with reddish swept-back...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:28 PM on Thursday, June 11, 2009
In a piece that alludes to areas of discomfort in the gay community about Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno (Universal 7.10), Matt Drudge writes that the N.Y. Times Brooks Barnes "is planning to go thousands of words on the societal implications of it all."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 AM on Thursday, June 11, 2009
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:03 AM on Thursday, June 11, 2009
I've been told that story about Stephen Sommers' removal from G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (Paramount 8.7) isn't far from the truth and at least deserves a read. It comes from a guy named "End Times." He posted the account last night on Don Murphy's site. [Note: story was removed yesterday morning.]

My source says Sommers "was given total freedom but he melted down and has made the biggest bomb in many a moon. Paramount production chief Brad Weston is looking to bail and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:03 AM on Thursday, June 11, 2009
Update: Okay, Andrew Sarris will continue reviewing for the New York Observer as a freelancer, according to Dave Kehr. Great! I don't know why Sarris didn't point this out when we spoke last night but whatever. At least the berth continues.
Posted this morning: Hearing yesterday that Andrew Sarris had been jettisoned by the N.Y. Observer resulted in one of those pit-of-the-stomach thud feelings. Sarris, 81, is getting on (who isn't?) and maybe slowing down a tad but he's way too important, too influential and too legendary to just be cut from the payroll. We all know about the cultural shiftings going...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:36 AM on Thursday, June 11, 2009
I believe this Daily Kos "Termite" post because...I don't know. Instinct? Mainly, I suppose, because Termite can write and has a two year-old daughter. Was Voight arguing with someone via an unnoticed Bluetooth earpiece during the bell peppers-and-celery dispute? That was one possibility that flew through my head when I first read it. But then Termite claims to have noticed grumpy-eccentric mutterings from the guy three times.
The link is inexcusably old -- 18 hours or so -- but by the time I saw it early yesterday evening I was in the city sans laptop. The new copy-and-paste software on iPhones is...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:06 AM on Thursday, June 11, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:07 AM on Thursday, June 11, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
How can anyone watch this and not think Angel Heart? The hints are pretty strong.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:46 PM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
The Playlist's Drew Taylor has noted a clue in a Criterion email newsletter that strongly suggests that Criterion will issue a deluxe dual-format edition of Steven Soderbergh's two-part Che in the fall. I would be astounded if they didn't put out a Bluray version along with a standard DVD. Che was shot with a high-def "red" digital camera, of course. This is going to be really beautiful.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:37 PM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
On the biography page of Holy Western Empire, the website apparently run by 89 year-old hatemonger and Holocaust Museum shooter James W. Von Brunn, it says that Von Brunn "holds a BachSci Journalism degree from a mid-Western university where he was president of SAE and played varsity football."
Why is it that people of this bent always seem to have a penchant for bizarre secrecy, a liking for overripe adjectives and spelling and punctuation issues? "BachSci"? From "a" Midwestern university? There's no hyphen between "mid" and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:23 PM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
"Why am I an alcoholic?," Shia LaBeouf says during an upcoming Parade interview with Dotson Raider. "I haven't a damn clue! What is life about? I don't know. The good actors are all screwed up. They're all in pain. It's a profession of bottom-feeders and heartbroken people. Every man has those feelings of escape and survival. I know you shouldn't be that way. I'm trying to understand it and find the answers. I don't have them now."

Good for LaBeouf . Anyone who can look at an issue straight and call a spade a spade has...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:19 AM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
To hear it from the Toronto Star's Peter Howell, the runaway successes of four movies-without-stars -- The Hangover, Star Trek, Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Taken -- has sent a "loud and clear" message that the era of the bankable star "is fast fading, and may already be gone."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:46 AM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:35 AM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Could The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 -- a superior version of a pretty good, much-loved '70s film -- signify the launch of a new wave of '70s remakes? Not a bad idea on the surface, but which '70s films are conceivably ripe for plucking? I've looked at a list of the 100 most admired '70s films and thought it over, but not that deeply or thoroughly.
The key would be to avoid the landmark '70s films and remake the ones that seem to have a shot at fitting into the 21st Century -- i.e., those with a certain fluidity...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:09 AM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:04 AM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Sometimes when I've been driving for long stretches on high-speed roads I'll slip into a zone-out realm that gradually starts to feel like I'm watching television. I "forget," in a sense, that I'm driving a car or a motorcycle in a real-time, real-world, don't-go-too-fast-or-you'll-get-a-ticket sense. I'm in a realm that's partly visual-aural-sensual but is half imaginative-meditative. And then the mind-trip side starts to grow and expand and before you know it you've gone into this head-pocket rabbit hole and you're not really paying attention. And suddenly you go "whoa!" and say to yourself, "Wake the hell up! I'm here now...this is real!"
This...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:23 AM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
The right choices -- the smartest move, the wisest path, the most considerate or responsible or least self-destructive course of action -- never flash across my brainpan flatscreen as written messages -- words running right to left saying "you really need to pay your utility bills today" or "you really need to send some ten chili dogs over to the North Bergen fire department." The right thing to do always comes as a very light tap on the shoulder -- so light and subtle sometimes that coarse or undeveloped people don't even know they're being "spoken to," as it were. It's like a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:58 AM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Five days ago firstshowing.net's Alex Billington posted a new Howl photo -- Aaron Tveit and James Franco posing to imitate a semi-famous shot of lifetime companions Peter Orlovsky and Allen Ginsberg. Two days ago Awards Daily re-posted the shot alongside the original still (provided by Joao Mattos) of Orlovsky and Ginsberg in the mid '50s. Then I came along and decided to emphasize the symmetry by recropping, etc.

Directed by Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman, Howl is basically about the obscenity charges that Ginsberg...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:10 AM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Could 500 Days of Summer be the first film in which Joseph Gordon-Levitt doesn't give a twitchy, mannered, off-tempo performance and actually passes for semi-normal? Are we witnessing a temporary moratorium on affected humanoid actorishness? I for one am disappointed. I go to JGL movies to experience irritation and annoyance to such a degree that I start twitching and convulsing and finally walk out. I missed 500 Days of Summer at Sundance, but I have a feeling...no, a belief I'll probably make it to the end.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:48 AM on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
You can walk around barefoot in Los Angeles but not in New York. Eccentrics do whatever they want anyway, but you really can't pad around shoeless and sockless in any of the five boroughs. I never did this in Los Angeles in all my years there, not once, but one thing I like about that town is that if you do the barefoot thing it won't seem all that weird -- you can get away with it.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:41 PM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Only a fraction of the critics have written reviews of Tony Scott's The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, but it's disturbing nonetheless that so far it's only got a 43% positive from Rotten Tomatoes. (Metacritic only has three reviews.) Due respect to New York's David Edelstein but his review feels like a crab-head thing for no persuasive reason.

For what it is the movie works. It's superior to the 1974 Joseph Sargent original. The lead characters played by Denzel Washington and John Travolta have more going on inside than their '74 counterparts (played...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:00 PM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009
If I was in L.A. I'd be catching Monday evening's showing of William Wyler's The Little Foxes ('41) at Hollywood's American Cinematheque. Mainly because I've never seen it but also because Gregg Toland's cinematography uses some of the same type of deep-focus compositions that he created for Citizen Kane. The film is being co-presented with the Pasadena Playhouse's theatrical presentation of Lillian Hellman's play (5.22 to 6.28) with Kelly McGillis (Witness, Top Gun) in the Bette Davis role.

I've had a certain Little Foxes anecdote in my head for years -- the only...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:59 AM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:10 AM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009
"So since The Hangover has now been crowned #1 for last weekend with a take of $44 million, don't you think it's time to retire its status as a sleeper hit?," a publicist friend asks. "This is all semantics but hasn't it entered the realm of a straight-up blockbuster? To me, the all-time sleeper hit is While You Were Sleeping, which in the spring of '95, never took in over 11 million on any single weekend on its way to an $81 million cume. The Hangover is certainly a surprise hit, but I don't think anyone has been sleeping on it for...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:01 AM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Vanity Fair's Julian Sancton has carefully compared Todd Phillips' Old School and The Hangover. and concluded that The Hangover is "pretty much an Old School sequel. The names and faces have been changed, but the structure is almost identical."

Here's Nikki Finke's reporting about the real-life origins of the Hangover script/project.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:09 AM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009
About ten days ago I ran a short comparison piece about The Hangover's Zach Galifianakis vs. Humpday's Joshua Leonard -- similar faces, physiques (okay, Galifianakis is bulkier), attitudes and personalities, and the exact same beard (except for Zach's being darker than Leonard's, which is light brownish). Except last week I saw The Hangover and I re-saw Humpday last night, and there's really no comparison -- Leonard is by far the funnier and more charming of the two, and a much more fluid and readable and charismatic actor.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:34 AM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Liam Neeson is holding his nose and and holding out his hand as he negotiates with 20th Century Fox to costar in a Joe Carnahan-directed feature version of The A-Team. Variety's Michael Fleming informs that Neeson would play Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith --- the role played by George Peppard on the '80s TV series. Bradley Cooper is also talking about playing Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck.
Ridley Scott is producing with Jules Daly and series creator Stephen J. Cannell, with Tony Scott exec producing through Scott Free. Carnahan and Brian Bloom [have] polished a script by Skip Woods, whose recent script credits...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:46 AM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:38 AM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009
I don't know how old this is but Liquid Generation has assembled a 200-second Oscar-telecasty video featuring 100 of the best known (which is to say the most overused and over-referenced) movie-dialogue lines. It's very depressing to think that some think that these lines represent the best that Hollywood screenwriters have churned out over the last 80 years. The mentality behind this video is so Broadway tourist/shopping-mall/shmuck-level.
I'd love to see...I don't know, a ten-minute video of the 100 wisest, wittiest and most penetrating (or...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:13 AM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The only constantly disappointing thing about the Canon S5 is the way it always makes everything look lighter and brighter than it actually is. Nature hit the dimmer switch and dramatically turned down the light levels just before this morning's rainstorm hit -- around 8 am. It became so so dark that cars had their lights on, and I swear the sky had a kind of greenish hue to it. But the camera makes it look like it's noontime in Riyadh.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:00 AM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009
At last night's Republican fundraiser in Washington, D.C., Jon Voight, who hosted, said he was "embarrassed" by President Obama, that Obama's leadership would cause the "downfall" of the country," that "we are becoming a weak nation," and that Obama is a "false prophet." It makes me wish I was a big Hollywood producer so I could tell Voight to take a hike...kidding!

But seriously and honestly, what a grotesque and dedicated demagogue this once-beautiful actor has become. Where does he get this stuff? "Embarassed"?
Remember what he said last summer? That Obama "has grown up...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:38 AM on Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
"Thanks to a stronger than expected Sunday, Warner Bros.' The Hangover edged past Disney-Pixar's Up to win the weekend at the domestic box office," Variety's Pamela McLintock reported this morning.
"Final figures will show that Hangover grossed $45 million from 3,269 runs. Up should finish at $44.3 million to $44.4 million from 3,818 theaters.
"Estimates supplied by the studios on Sunday showed Up winning the weekend at $44.2 million. Warners reported that Hangover, directed by Todd Phillips, grossed $43.3 million.
"It's rare that the No. 1 and No. 2 films switch positions once official weekend numbers are reported on Monday. Both Hangover...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:40 AM on Monday, June 8, 2009
The Weinstein Co.'s debt load is being restructured and the media handicappers are taking shots. Things may not be as dire as they seem but Harvey and Bob clearly need a hit -- a big one. But there's nothing that looks all that hot and heavy on the release horizon until...neighhhhh!!...Rob Marshall's Nine comes thundering into town on horseback some five and half months hence. Talk about a dramatic make-or-breaker.
Inglourious Basterds, trust me, is no bonanza-waiting-to-happen. Even if director-screenwriter Quentin Tarantino succumbs to...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:14 AM on Monday, June 8, 2009
Movieline's Stu Van Airsdale has posted a smart summary of the evolving investigation into the recent death of David Carradine. Suspicions of foul play are growing (i.e., who bound Carradine's hands?), Carradine's family has hired lawyer Mark Geragos and superstar forensic pathologist Michael Baden to look into things on its behalf and the FBI has gotten involved.
"Thai investigators essentially ruled out the possibility of foul play after interviewing hotel staff and reviewing surveillance footage of the corridors near Carradine's room," Stu reports. But Extra's Jerry Penacoli said on a recent Larry King Show interview that he's spoken to the director...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:44 AM on Monday, June 8, 2009
Observer writer and reporter Lynn Barber, whose traumatic experience as a 16 year-old inspired Nick Hornsby's script of An Education and led to Lone Scherfig's brilliant film of the same name (which Sony Classics will open stateside on October 9th), has written a piece about how the real story went down.

It's interesting that Carey Mulligan, who essentially plays Barber in the film, vaguely resembles Barber when she was 16. Mulligan gives an Audrey Hepburnish, career-launching performance...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:55 AM on Monday, June 8, 2009
This is a couple of days old but Hollywood getaround guy Steven Meiers (a.k.a. "toastycakes") posted this story about having snapped a photo of the screen while watching The Hangover last Friday at the Arclight -- mistake! He got hauled out of the theatre by security and was questioned by four cops in the lobby.

The photo-taking was mitigated in Meiers' head by the fact that he was sitting with Hangover costar Sasha Barrese and director Michel Gondry. Meiers obviously thought it would be harmless (as well as emotionally supportive) to snap...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:06 AM on Monday, June 8, 2009
Jezebel's weekend editor got pretty angry at Saturday's "Just Hot Enough" piece and went after me pretty savagely in a Sunday piece called "Jeffrey Wells: 'Life Would Be Heavenly And Rhapsodic If Women Had The Personality And Temperament Of Dogs.'"
I posted a reply on Jezebel, but I've since modified and augmented it (slightly).
For one thing I forgot to address the "dogs" comment. This is just a variation on the old line that reads "if you want a friend get a dog." We all know what this means. Hetero relationships are always being reassessed and renegotiated....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:24 AM on Monday, June 8, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
In a 6.7 N.Y. Times piece about the increasing prominence of web-based critics in movie-marketing campaigns, Michael Moses, executive vice president of national publicity for Universal, tells Brooks Barnes that "some of the best film writing and most substantive reviews are found online. Those sources are as legitimate as any other."
And Mike Vollman, president of marketing for MGM and United Artists, says he "will probably rely more on quotes from blogs than from Time magazine and The Los Angeles Times" when he slaps together his campaigns for Fame, a remake of the 1980 musical, and Hot Tub Time Machine.
"The...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:17 PM on Sunday, June 7, 2009
In Dave Kehr's 6.7 N.Y. Times review of Warner Home Video's just-out DVD of Michelangelo Antonioni's Zabriskie Point ('70), he quotes a line spoken by the late Mark Frechette, who played the lead male role. I haven't seen Zabriskie Point in eons and Kehr has obviously just seen it, but I'm 95% sure he slightly misquotes.
The line is spoken when Frechette stands up to speak during a meeting of lefty radicals who are talking about whether they're willing to risk their lives...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:04 PM on Sunday, June 7, 2009
I wandered outside yesterday afternoon for something to eat, and when I began to head back I realized I'd left my keys inside and had locked myself out. It took 45 minutes to get back in, and the way I managed it drew a small crowd. Flashing firetruck lights, an extension ladder against the building, loud walkie-talkies, etc. The talk of the neighborhood.
My first move was to buzz myself into the building and ask the fat guy who lives upstairs if I could hang myself out of one of his windows and drop down to my level. His place looks out on...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:02 PM on Sunday, June 7, 2009
"So far I've only succeeded in my dreams. I practice transcendental meditation and there is a phase where you're meant to lift off the ground. It hasn't happened yet. I'll manage it one day. In fact, I'm aiming beyond levitation. I want to be able to fly like a superhero. I won't be happy until I can fly across oceans and cities, saving people from being murdered." -- The Hangover costar Heather Graham quoted in an interview with London's Daily Mail.
In The Americanization of Emily James Garner's character says a line to the effect that "nobody gets moral or spiritual unless...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:45 PM on Sunday, June 7, 2009
Ed Helms owns The Hangover. He puts out the most energy and and comic pizazz. By far. Zach Galifianakis, I have to say, disappointed me somewhat. Certainly in contrast to Helms. He's just playing the primitive oafish infant who causes all the trouble...not impressed. Bradley Cooper scores nicely. I've never really tuned into him before, but he's given his best performance yet. Justin Bartha is fine but he's the absent sacrificial lamb. The second funniest guy is Ken Jeong -- a madman.
I was fairly pleased...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:29 AM on Sunday, June 7, 2009
I picked up a two-disc collectors' edition of The Magnificent Seven a couple of days ago. Would this 1960 John Sturges western be considered a classic without Elmer Bernstein's rousing score? I don't think so. And yet I've always preferred it to Akira Kurosawa's The Seven Samurai ('54), which Seven is a remake of, because of the zen coolness factor provided by Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson and James Coburn.

I'm not saying it's not a legendary western or a great guy movie, but it's too talky. On one level I admire...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:02 AM on Sunday, June 7, 2009
This conceptual Invictus poster, posted yesterday by Ryan Adams on Awards Daily, is embarassing. Matt Damon, who plays rugby star Francois Pienaar, is wearing the same kind of green jacket that he's been photographed wearing on Clint Eastwood's set, but without the dyed blonde hair. And it sure seems as if the rendering of Morgan Freeman, who plays Nelson Mandela, is taken from Million Dollar Baby. I mean, it's just crap. Plus Adams says the IMDB "hasn't yet caught up with the title change" from The Human Factor to Invictus. Except they have.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:10 AM on Sunday, June 7, 2009
It's worth suffering through this Dobie Gillis clip for the appearance of Warren Beatty, who's onscreen from 3:15 to 4:23. The 22 year-old actor played the snooty jock Milton Armitage, Gillis's romantic nemesis, for six episodes during the '59-'60 season. The interesting thing is that Beatty, obviously in agony, didn't use his own scruffy offbeat charm in order to steal the scene. He's playing a rich and arrogant smoothie in a very immersive and low-key fashion. The affected blue-blood accent is the only concession to comedic sitcom acting.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:02 AM on Sunday, June 7, 2009
The Bluray of Michael Wadleigh's director's cut of Woodstock is a curiously beautiful thing to sit through. There's something in the way it brings you back to '69 and makes you feel the whole tingle of it, the way it felt "out there" before the festival kicked off and how the emotional generosity and benevolence from the crowd and the performers alike seemed to catch on and reverberate every which way.
I'm glad I own it, glad I've seen it. I'll be watching portions from...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:49 AM on Sunday, June 7, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:27 PM on Saturday, June 6, 2009
In a recently-posted piece called "Grainstorm, My Ass," Some Came Running's Glenn Kenny says my 6.4 complaint about the extra-vivid grain in the new Dr. Strangelove Bluray is "all wet" and that I "need to recalibrate my monitor," etc. His basic point is that director Stanley Kubrick was always a grain freak and that Strangelove is supposed to look as if a swarm of monochrome Egyptian mosquitoes are flying around the heads of Peter Sellers, George C. Scott Sterling Hayden, etc.

The problem is that he's ignored a paragraph that precisely explains what I meant....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:45 PM on Saturday, June 6, 2009
As I explained in my just-posted reasons to be pretty review, the plot of Neil LaBute's play is triggered by an overheard ill-chosen remark by factory-worker Greg (Thomas Sadoski) that the face of his live-in girlfriend Steph (Marin Ireland) is "normal," which she finds so devastating that she leaves him. He tells her that he meant "normal" as a compliment but it it doesn't fly.
To describe a woman you care for as "normal" obviously means you don't see her as drop-dead attractive. It means that you see her face as fine, good enough, pleasant, half-there. Most of us think of "normal"...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:48 AM on Saturday, June 6, 2009
"To me, David Carradine was the apogee of hipness: not my favorite actor, not even in the top 50, but my existential hero, and a man who looked like he got laid a lot -- a sort of B-movie Jack Nicholson. His vaguely Asian physiognomy made him suited to kung-fu and Zen masters, and his acting had that same alert detachment. You rarely got the sense that his roles cost him emotionally: Unlike his brother, Keith, who has been known to take risks, David had an inviolable sphere of privacy. But he never condescended to his material, even when it was risible, and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:18 AM on Saturday, June 6, 2009
At the urging of Santa Barbara Film Festival Roger Durling, I went last night to Neil LaBute's reasons to be pretty. A fiercely written and brilliantly acted (especially by costars Marin Ireland and Thomas Sadoski) twentysomething relationship drama, it's the most emotionally affecting and -- curiously out-of-character as this sounds -- compassionate LaBute work ever. It's surely the most satisfying live experience I've had in this town since God of Carnage, and the wisest $111 I've spent in a long , long time.
But brush away...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:50 AM on Saturday, June 6, 2009
On the right track but a little too Ad Age-y and statistic-minded. I was hoping for something broader and mroe sweeping about the Big Turnover -- some more zeitgeisty. But the singer definitely has those Don McLean tonalities down pat.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:34 AM on Saturday, June 6, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
If a film has already started when I enter a theatre...hell, if the trailers have begun playing I think of myself as not just a latecomer but an intruder during a church sermon. I believe it's my primary duty not to disturb people who are already seated and watching. So I stand to the side and wait for my eyes to adjust to the dark, and then I start scanning for empty seats. Once I know where I'm going I crouch down like I'm about to go through combat fire on Normandy Beach and make a beeline for the seat, getting to it...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:18 PM on Friday, June 5, 2009
A rope "tied to [his] neck and genitals" suggests that poor David Carradine died from "accidental suffocation," according to this news story. Yeah, okay, but the term is autoerotic asphyxiation. It refers to "intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for purposes of sexual arousal. It is also called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, scarfing or kotzwarraism. Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:32 AM on Friday, June 5, 2009
"Predictably ratcheted up a few notches from the original 1974 film and cloaked in contemporary sociological relevance, Tony Scott's The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 is an efficiently reworked version of a tense, ticking-clock suspense story. More than anything a fascinating portrait of how much New York has changed in 35 years, the film delivers the goods in excitement and big-star charisma, with the contrasting low-key and cranked-up acting styles of Denzel Washington and John Travolta playing off one another nicely. Comparatively low-tech thriller looks to hijack solid-to-strong returns." -- from Todd McCarthy's 6.4 Variety review.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:25 AM on Friday, June 5, 2009
Updated: An interesting revelation came out of yesterday's Woodstock Bluray/DVD interview session in Manhattan's W Hotel. It casts doubt on the authenticity of the book by Eliot Tiber that the film is based upon. [Note: disputed/corrected material is discussed beginning with paragraph #9.]

Woodstock festival producer Michael Lang said that outside of a few accurate details provided by "Taking Woodstock" author Eliot Tiber about his allegedly pivotal role in enabling the 1969 Woodstock...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:59 AM on Friday, June 5, 2009


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:28 AM on Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Tony Scott's The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (Columbia, 6.12) , which I saw last night, is an unquestionably better film -- more rousing and flavorful, zippier and craftier -- than the 1974 Joseph Sargent original. I haven't time to do a review and that would be stretching my agreement anyway, but it's a very satisfying summer-crime fuckall flick. A retread, yes, but with an attitude all its own...pow!

Scott's Pelham is first-rate crackerjack escapism because (a) it knows itself and is true to that, (b) it's content to operate in its own realm...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:29 AM on Thursday, June 4, 2009
So David Carradine is gone, found hanging in a Bangkok hotel room. And he wasn't that old either (i.e., plenty of gas in the tank). I'm sorry for the guy and his loved ones. He was working on a film so it's not like he was destitute, but then he apparently had flirted with the idea of offing himself from time to time.
His last public appearance, to my knowledge, was at Santa Monica's Aero theatre during a panel discussion following a screening of Hal Ashby's Bound for Glory, in which Carradine played Woody Guthrie.
I don't have a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:15 AM on Thursday, June 4, 2009
Film in Focus coverage of Tuesday night's Manhattan premiere of Sam Mendes' Away We Go, which I couldn't attend due to seeing The Hangover and then going to the Nurse Jackie premiere.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:22 AM on Thursday, June 4, 2009
The forthcoming 45th anniversary Dr. Strangelove Bluray (Sony Home Video, 6.16) is more than a visual disappointment -- it's a flat-out burn. I paid $35 bills for it yesterday afternoon and I'm seething. It's hands down the worst grainstorm experience since Criterion's The Third Man because Sony's preservation and restoration guy Grover Crisp went the monk-purist route in the remastering and retained every last shard of grain in the original film elements. No John Lowry-styled finessing whatsoever.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:09 AM on Thursday, June 4, 2009
The text of President Barack Obama's speech today in Cairo. I found it well phrased, intelligent, empathetic but frank, morally correct, etc. The haters on all sides will pause for a few minutes out of respect before reverting right back to square one
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:38 AM on Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
I've said this once before but the just-out Graduate Bluray, which looks very good but not magnificent, has prompted a restatement. One of my all-time favorite cuts (floating air mattress becoming a post-coital moment on a hotel bed) begins at 2:12. When's the last time a mainstream film used a cut of this type? It's almost like there's a federal law with penalties stating that editors can't go there. Unless I'm forgetting something.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:11 AM on Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Asking again: if anyone has a PDF screenplay for James Brooks' untitled romantic comedy, please get in touch and we'll swap. I have lots of scripts. Variety's story about Jack Nicholson being cast as Paul Rudd's blueblood dad got me going. Reese Witherspoon and Owen Wilson will costar. Brooks' story reportedly "involves a love triangle, with Rudd (playing a white-collar executive) and Wilson both vying for Witherspoon's affections," etc.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:00 AM on Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Land of the Lost "is halfway toward amusing, which means it's just as close to awful" writes Slate's Nick Schrager. "Given not only its adult tone, but also the impudence it shows its source material, this remake of the nostalgia-beloved 1974 Sid and Marty Krofft TV series -- here reconfigured into the tale of Dr. Rick Marshall's (Will Ferrell) journey sideways in time to a parallel universe where the past, present, and future collide--often flirts with the type of wild-abandon absurdity that demarcates Ferrell's successes from failures.
"Such nonsense, however, is dutifully interspersed with straightforward poop jokes, smashing chases, and screaming CG...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:55 AM on Wednesday, June 3, 2009
The legend is that whenever disaster movie director Irwin Allen yelled "cut!" on the set, the next words out of his mouth would always be "is everyone okay?" Allen's The Towering Inferno ('74), which he directed the action sequences for (while John Guillermin handled the straight-dialogue scenes), is pricey merd, of course. And yet I've watched it several times for the cheap and tawdry thrills (i.e., watching actors pretend to die horribly), and because of a sense of oddly enjoyable revulsion I get out of hearing the awful Maureen McGovern sing "We May Never Love Like This Again."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:44 AM on Wednesday, June 3, 2009
The Maysles brothers' Meet Marlon Brando ('65) gets more entertaining every time I see it. The man was so far ahead of his time, so properly and good-naturedly disdainful of the old p.r. hubba-hubba routine, such a hound, so clearly attracted to any woman of color, so quick to narrow his eyes as he absorbs the yakkety-yak. No embed code but well worth watching.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:34 AM on Wednesday, June 3, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:01 AM on Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Jett and I missed last night's 7 pm showing of the first two episodes of Showtime's Nurse Jackie, which will debut next Monday. But we attended the party -- a Peggy Siegal event at the Parker Meridien -- and ran into Jackie star Edie Falco, director Paul Schrader, former Fox News entertainment reporter and standup comic Bill McCuddy, Richard Jenkins and an assortment of journo pals. Here's the entire first episode, and Ken Tucker's review in the current EW. Here's Movieline's Stu Van Airsdale with his quotes and two cents.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:02 AM on Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Alfred Hitchcock made a mystery guest appearance on What's My Line? in 1954. At the end of his stint some very lascivious dialogue [here's an mp3] transpired between himself and host John Daly:

Daly: "With a great many other thousands of people I've enjoyed Rear Window and last night I was in Atlantic City and I met miss Grace Kelly, who is one of your stars."
Hitchcock: "What did you do about it?"
Daly: "Well!....I had my wife and three children along and said it was very nice to meet her and said to Mrs. Daly...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:07 AM on Wednesday, June 3, 2009
It appears that In Contention's Kris Tapley has credibly confirmed that the title of Clint Eastwood's forthcoming South African rugby-and-racism drama (formerly known as The Human Factor or Playing The Enemy) is Invictus -- a Latin translation of invincible. The source is William Earnest Henley's 1875 poem "Invictus."

I've been in the tank for "Invictus" since my teenage years because of the phrase "bloody but unbowed," which Henley coined for the poem. Ditto "I am the master of my fate" (used ironically by Claude Rains' cynical gendarme in Casablanca) and "I am...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:29 AM on Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Page link, HuffPost riff: "President Obama answered by saying, in his best deadpan, that Conan O'Brien 'will do an outstanding job' and that he had discussed in the Oval Office 'how to manage this transition between Leno and Conan.' He did warn Conan, however, that there would be no bailout from Washington if he 'screws this up.'"
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:59 AM on Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
"Shia is a young Wall Street trader who's engaged to be married to Gekko's estranged daughter. Shia wants to be a major player, but his mentor unexpectedly kills himself, and Shia thinks a stock-shorting worldwide hedge fund manager is responsible. Shia seeks revenge on this villain, to be played by No Country For Old Men Supporting Actor Oscar-winner Javier Bardem. So Shia goes to Gordon saying, 'I need your help', and makes a Faustian deal with Gekko who in return wants Shia's help getting back with the daughter. From then on, it's 'antagonism' for everyone, my insider says." -- Nikki Finke's summary...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:20 PM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
My favorite features in the just-arrived Woodstock Bluray package: (1) the buckskin-covered holding box (complete with evenly-cut fringe); (2) the circular iron-on patch; and (c) a hard-cardboard replica of a three-day ticket for the August 1969 event, which cost $24. No time to watch but it's great so far.

From the sheet: Amazon-exclusive bonus disc with never-before-seen performance footage in hi-def from Grateful Dead, Jefferson Airplane, and Country Joe and the Fish plus three bonus featurettes; 40th Anniversary Ultimate Collector's Edition includes: (a) Lucite display with images from the festival; (b) 60-page commemorative LIFE Magazine reprint;...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:01 PM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Variety's Dave McNary reported today that Paul Haggis has written and will soon direct a thriller called The Next Three Days. It's a remake of Fred Cavaye's Pour Elle, a December '08 French release which costarred Diane Kruger and Vincent Lindon.

Lionsgate has acquired remake rights from Wild Bunch and Fidelite Films. Haggis and Michael Nozik will produce The Next Three Days through their production company Highway 61 Films, along with Marc Missonnier and Olivier Delbosc of Fidelite Films. Shooting will start in August.
An IMDB synopsis of Pour Elle reads as...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:54 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Jonathan Spuij from the Netherlands reports that he "just read something incredible. Pathe cinemas has just opened up a text-number to where you can send a complaint during a film about anything that's bothering you during the show, be it the wrong ratio, mice or someone using his mobile anything can be reported and they'll come and fix it asap.
"An example of the site [HE note -- no link was provided and I couldn't find a site that explains the text-complaint option] even mentions that you can send a text too when there are 'people on row 11 who just...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:45 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
"Not necessarily that surprising, but industry polling for Michael Bay's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Paramount, 6.24) is hinting that the highly anticipated sequel is already on a record-setting pace," reports HitFix's Gregory Ellwood. "Based on the data HitFix was provided, Revenge of the Fallen is on track to challenge The Dark Knight's 5-day record of $203 million last summer.

"The picture has mammoth interest with moviegoers of all ages and is so strong among younger males that it would easily have a massive opening if Paramount Pictures decided to open it tomorrow. Additionally, the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:36 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Last week Machine Project in Echo Park showed Daniel Martinco's "15-minute meticulously re-spliced creation in a never-ending loop that transforms a moment" from Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan "into one of anguish (or snickering for the the audience) into a meditation, maybe even a mantra. This below clip "doesn't begin to do justice to the size, sound and hypnotic power of the real thing." -- from an LA Weekly piece that appeared last Thursday.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:30 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Screenings of The Hangover this evening plus a gala screening at the DGA theatre for Nurse Jackie, the new Showtime series, plus an after-event. (Resulting in a regretful blowoff of a special sneak screening of Food Inc. at the Angelika Film Center.) Tomorrow night a Film Society of Lincoln Center evening screening of Michael Wadleigh's Woodstock plus a Taking of Pelham 123 press screening. The New York premiere of Elizabeth Chai Vasarhelyi's Youssou Ndour: I Bring What I Love plus an after-event plus a Woodstock Bluray press event and party the same day. Plus a second screening of Whatever Works. And and and....
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:44 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:24 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Leo likes greyhounds and Antonio Villaraigosa like news anchors -- where's the harm? Nice pedicure, by the way. No offense, but she sounds like she's about a quarter-of-an-inch deep, if that.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:50 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
The following IMDB post about Greg Mottola's Paul, which starts filming later this month, is apparently legit: "A comedy about being an alien in America, even if you're not from outer space. Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Jason Bateman Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig and Sigourney Weaver costarring. Directed by Mottola, written by Pegg and Frost, Tim Bevan and Eric Fellner producing, Universal distributing, etc.
Paul is the story of Graham Willy (Pegg) and Clive Gollings (Frost), two sci-fi enthusiasts from the UK, who alight from a visit to San Diego Comic Con to Nevada's Area 51 for a spot of UFO...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:49 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Here's a basic view shared by certain people I know: "The sea is calm, you said. Peaceful. Calm above but below a world of gliding monsters, preying on their fellows, murderers all of them. Only the strongest teeth survive. And who's to tell me it's any different here on board or yonder, on dry land?" I'm not arguing this perception, but I abhor the manner and tendencies of those who live and act and behave by this view alone. For they are the dark men, the reactionaries, the weak sisters, the conservatives, the fearful, the militant Israelis and Ebenezer Scrooge's of this...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:12 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:05 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
"Okay, I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong," writes Marshall Fine. "I apologize for calling Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian the most witless, humor-challenged movie of the summer. The winner and new champion: Land of the Lost. At least there's truth in advertising. See it and you lose your time, the money you spent on a ticket and, perhaps, the ability to walk upright without dragging your knuckles on the ground.
"With this film, Will Ferrell officially signals the end of his 15 minutes....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:36 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
"Perhaps more than anyone else in the business, Zach Galifianakis embodies the rebellion against the outmoded Comedy Club circuit -- the exposed brick, the two-drink minimum, the indifferent audience, the 'regular guy with an attitude' routine -- which has come to be labeled the 'indie comedy' movement. 'Zach is so conceptual,' Sarah Silverman, who has known and worked with Galifianakis since the mid-'90s, told me. 'He's definitely part of the excitement of this shift, this idea of comedy as art. Whether he's at his piano, offering deadpan one-liners, or trying out some brand-new conceptual piece -- like the ways he uses musicians, or...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:06 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
It's been alleged that somewhere on Tumblr, the blog of MTV Awards comedy writer Scott Aukerman, is a confession that the Bruno/Eminem incident was "yes, staged. That's all anyone wants to talk about, so let's get it out of the way. They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show."
Over and over the enacting of outrageous/uncomfortable/socially disruptive confrontation scenarios between GenY/late GenX entertainers. Over and over the moment-after suspicions that what we all just saw was staged. Over and over the confirmations arriving a day or two later that...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:08 AM on Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
Bar Refaeli is an Israeli model who's primarily known for her relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio. She's the 2009 cover model of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (lah-lah) and is currently on the cover of the new Esquire. What's the emotional-psychological essence of a guy who always goes for sleek leggy models like Refaeli and the nearly identical Giselle Bundchen? Never a buxom girl-next-door or a Reese Witherspoon maternal type -- always a striking greyhound.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:19 PM on Monday, June 1, 2009
Film Threat critic Scott Mendelson actually posted this yesterday (5.31) on the Huffington Post, to wit:
"The big gossip news today is that John Travolta will not be doing publicity for Sony's upcoming The Taking of Pelham 123. Fair enough. The man lost his sixteen year old son in a freak incident just six months ago, so the idea of doing a junket and/or appearing on the late-night talk shows is probably not very appealing right now (if ever again).
"But here's the awkward situation. It stands to argue that the news that Travolta is not doing publicity, as revealed by...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:30 PM on Monday, June 1, 2009
Michael Moore's 6.1 rant about how General Motors systematically destroyed itself and decimated the lives of thousands of its employees is well taken and pretty much indisputable. But his suggestions about what should be done now are very wise and forward-thinking. 1. President Obama "must tell the nation that we are at war and we must immediately convert our auto factories to factories that build mass transit vehicles and alternative energy devices." 2. "Don't put another $30 billion into the coffers of GM to build cars [but] use that money to keep the current workforce -- and most of those who have...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:04 PM on Monday, June 1, 2009
Listen carefully to what Craig T. Nelson is saying to Glenn Beck, apart from his "seriously thinking" about not paying his taxes due to a lack of government accountability. If he's asking what happened to the first ton of bailout money (i.e., the amount that Congress approved last fall), he's not being unreasonable. Tyson director James Toback said a similar thing ("Where did it go?") during our interview last April. But I'm not sure Nelson is saying exactly that.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:41 PM on Monday, June 1, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:50 AM on Monday, June 1, 2009
I don't understand the ecstatic notices for Sam Raimi's Drag Me To Hell , which I saw late yesterday afternoon. It's a stunningly sloppy and low-rent thing. There was reason to expect that Raimi would apply at least some of the focus and finesse that he showed in A Simple Plan and in portions of the Spider-Man films, but this is a shoddy and unintelligent wankoff from start to finish.
The story and human behavior are so contrived, hackneyed and illogical that all you can do is throw up your hands and say "what is this?" I understand the deal with...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:56 AM on Monday, June 1, 2009
I wasn't expecting all that much from Terminator Salvation, but I found it half-tolerable -- occasionally stirring and decently crafted, and propelled by a reasonably compelling story by John D. Brancato & Michael Ferris. It's basically a grab-bag tentpole whore piece (Terminator shards and remnants blended with The Road Warrior, Transformers and The Road), but it's also the best film McG has ever done, mainly because of a humanistic theme (i.e., what finally separates men from machines) that's agreeably delivered.

It's a curious thing to go into a film ready to hate only to...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:05 AM on Monday, June 1, 2009
European jet lag always throws you off for two or three days. It plays hell with concentration. The guys and I went to a double-header yesterday at Leows' 84th Street -- Terminator Salvation and Drag Me To Hell. We got back home in the early evening and I immediately went online, but all I could do was surf like a zombie. And an hour from now I have to drive Dylan and his stuff to Philadelphia, where he's enrolled in the University fo the Arts and where he'll be working and living thissummer Out of commission until sometime this evening. 5:25 pm Update:...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:11 AM on Monday, June 1, 2009
This CNN deer-jumping video summons a traumatic event that I've been suppressing for the last nine days. I was driving my rental car on a dark country road in Denia, the Spanish port town located a half-hour south of Valencia, around 10 pm or so, and going about 30 or 35 kph when I suddenly hit a dog. A smallish mutt ran right in front of me....whump. He/she was chasing a dark cat, which had run in front of the car a split second earlier. There was no time to stop. Over before I had a chance to react.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:16 AM on Monday, June 1, 2009