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The slightly odd thing is that this purple candy guy, a part of a special Transformers-brand M&M ad campaign, looks like Bay. Right down to the beard follicles. Well, not so odd, I suppose. Why haven't the M&M marketers devised a software that takes anyone's photo and turns it into a little M&M peanut image? Americans need more ways to waste their time and money.
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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on June 9, 2009 at 11:10 AM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

This campaign has been going on for quite awhile. There is a section on the M&M's website where you can create your own character.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 11:23 AM

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JeffK Author Profile Page says ...

Ha. I just saw one of these yesterday in a local store, except it was some nascar driver's face transplanted on to an M&M. I came to the same conclusion, it looks strange and way too creepy for a candy advertisement. It's the lack of caricature that makes them look so off. Who would've guessed that the "uncanny valley" would apply to something as unrealistic as a walking piece of candy?

Posted by JeffK Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 11:42 AM

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Geoff Author Profile Page says ...

I really want to see a Jack Nicholson M&M.

Posted by Geoff Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 12:15 PM

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Stringer Bell Author Profile Page says ...

I always wanted to call Bay a 'Peanut-Head'. Thanx M&Ms!

Posted by Stringer Bell Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 12:18 PM

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Colin Author Profile Page says ...

If Bay finds anymore ways to sellout it will be a goddamn miracle.

Posted by Colin Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 12:20 PM

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KC Author Profile Page says ...

This is the least appealing advertising for a foodstuff I can remember, even the Quizno's commercials about having sex with a toaster oven are a cut above. I seriously don't think I've had an M&M since I saw Brad Garrett in anthropomorphic candy form

Posted by KC Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 12:56 PM

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mccool Author Profile Page says ...

By the tone of your last sentence, Jeff, are you suggesting an online M&M face-morphing tool would have less social value and would be more of a distraction than a discussion about the box office take for The Hangover?

Posted by mccool Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 1:05 PM

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MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

I have been coming to this site for the last few years and for the life of me I cannot figure out why some of you come here to harass Mr. Wells. I don't get it. If you don't like him and his ideas (and his politics), why don't you go to another site? It's kind of perverse, and not in a good way, either. I'm just saying. You're free to troll whatever sites you want, but still, why?

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 1:15 PM

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moviemaniac2002 Author Profile Page says ...

Never a more perceptive portrait of both the
artist and his work....tiny, with a deceptively
hard shell covering a equally tiny portion of
meltable candy mush.

Posted by moviemaniac2002 Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 1:16 PM

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mccool Author Profile Page says ...

harrass? or share the opinion that box office talk is boring? I'm obviously entertained by most of what Jeff posts, otherwise i wouldn't come here. Am I not allowed to dissent over box office blather?

Posted by mccool Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 1:27 PM

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Stringer Bell Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff's our hero, but its because he writes about 'left over cake in his jacket pocket' and his 'bed & breakfast leaving hat' and his 'fat neighbor downstairs' and his 'A+ lady conquests' that we tend to bust his balls on occasion.

Posted by Stringer Bell Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 1:36 PM

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MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

I wasn't talking to you, McCool.

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 1:36 PM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

Isn't purple the female M&M?

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 1:38 PM

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Carl Kolchak Author Profile Page says ...

That looks like something H.P. Lovecraft came up with.

Posted by Carl Kolchak Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 3:35 PM

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actionlover Author Profile Page says ...

That ad campaign is further proof that "Transformers 2" is going to be the greatest move of the 21st Century.

Posted by actionlover Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 3:35 PM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

Oh my Gaaawd...

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 5:00 PM

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actionmam Author Profile Page says ...

I just jizzed in my pants

Michael Bay is insanely talented even as a cartoon!

Posted by actionmam Author Profile Page at June 9, 2009 6:40 PM

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COCO Author Profile Page says ...

''You make me want to be a better M&M.''

Posted by COCO Author Profile Page at June 10, 2009 4:41 AM

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free online games Author Profile Page says ...

Gorgeous article. I've bookmarked it already.

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