Monday, August 31, 2009

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Baahhd Feeling

I've been as anxious as the next guy to see Nowhere Boy, Sam Taylor Wood's biopic about the young John Lennon in Liverpool. I've written about it several times, praised Matt Greenhalgh's script (saying it "has the same concise, straight-from-the-shoulder British scruffiness that his Greenhalgh's script for Control had"), expressed interest in Kristin Scott Thomas's portrayal of Aunt Mimi, etc. But I'm thinking the good vibes may be over.


(l.) Aaron Johnson as John Lennon in Nowhere Boy; (r.) ex-Beatle Pete Best sometimes around 1961 or '62.

The reason is that after seeing...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:50 AM on Monday, August 31, 2009

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Overshadowed

The key sentence in Katrina Onstad's profile of director Atom Egoyan in yesterday's N.Y. Times reads as follows: "A complex, Egoyan-esque meta-narrative has been imposed on the film that was supposed to be [Egoyan's] most direct" -- i.e, Chloe, an emotionally-intimate drama that will play at the Toronto Film Festival. "It's now the tragic movie about marriage during which one very famous marriage ended so tragically.


Liam Neeson, Julianne Moore in Atom Egoyan's Chloe.

Onstad refers, of course, to Chloe star Liam Neeson having lost his actress wife, Natasha Richardson, last March when she died from a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:49 AM on Monday, August 31, 2009

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Disney's $4 Billion Marvel Buy

Disney's decision to buy Marvel (i.e., hundreds upon hundreds of Marvel-created characters and storylines) for $4 billion is such glorious news that I can't stand it. The identity of the corporate entity that will henceforth be free to exploit the Marvel elements is a huge thing for me personally. Well, not really, but I'm sure it's a big deal for millions of Marvel fans worldwide. Okay, maybe not.


The only angle of any interest is whether or not this will serve to bland down the Marvel brand and take things in a kind of corporate Mickey...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:04 AM on Monday, August 31, 2009

Sunday, August 30, 2009

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Sasquatch

Four years ago I ran a transcript of an odd Terrence Malick phoner that I suddenly found myself doing on a fall morning in 1995. I was unprepared, winging it, trying to keep the chit-chat going and getting nowhere. It was nonetheless historic for the rareness. I'm re-posting it in recognition of Malick's Tree of Life (Penn, Pitt, dinosaurs) opening later this year. I've heard from a money guy that it's definitely opening before 12.31. I guess I should call Apparition's Bob Berney and see what's really what.


Terrence Malick around the time of the shooting of The...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:12 PM on Sunday, August 30, 2009

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Improvement

Toronto Int' Film Festival staffer Jen Bell has responded to yesterday's rant ("Toronto Wifi Jail") about there not being enough free wifi at the festival with an announcement that TIFF will be hosting a media lounge on the sundeck of the Sutton Plaza this year, complete with complimentary wifi access.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:41 PM on Sunday, August 30, 2009

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Not Feeling It

I'm not the first one to say this, but scan the lineup for the 47th New York Film Festival and tell me where the big-jolt films are. Because all I see are a lot of Cannes and Toronto re-runs along with a few marginals and oddities.


The old Alice Tully Hall (i.e., before the big renovation).

I'm sorry but I've been visiting this festival off and on for a bit more than 30 years now -- I remember what a charge it was in the Richard Roud days of late '70s and early...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:26 PM on Sunday, August 30, 2009

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Will Oz Be Wired...or Not?

Warner Home Video's Blu-ray restoration of The Wizard of Oz will be out less than a month from now, debuting Tuesday, 9.29. The restored classic will also have a one-day showing on screens nationwide on 9.23, and a special 11 am screening at Manhattan's Alice Tully Hall (a program presented by the New York Film Festival) on Saturday, 9.26.


But no one has yet spoken about the key qualitative aspect regarding this upgrade of America's most beloved family film. In a phrase, the question every videophile across the nation will be asking as...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:35 AM on Sunday, August 30, 2009

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Untruths in Advertising

What are some of the most successful flim-flam movie marketing campaigns of all time? Ad and trailer campaigns, I mean, in which the content of a certain film was almost completely hidden and/or ignored, and the marketing guys sold a film that didn't really exist -- at least not in the way it was represented by the one-sheets and trailers. A marketing campaign, in short, that didn't exaggerate this or that aspect of a film (which all movie campaigns do) as much as one that pretty much deliberately lied about what a film actually was.

And got away with it, I mean...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:19 AM on Sunday, August 30, 2009

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How Do I Know?

I want The Informant! (Warner Bros., 9.18), which certain parties saw in Los Angeles a week or two ago and which I'll be seeing fairly soon, to be a dark and sardonic verite satire piece. A movie, I mean, that's dryly amusing in a way that will leave Eloi viewers cold...yes! Nobody does non-laughy undercurrent humor like Steven Soderbergh. But what if the film isn't that amusingly whatever, even for guys like myself, and the Warner Bros. poster creators are just trying to sell this idea in a flim-flammy sort of way in order to boost the first-weekend gross?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:04 AM on Sunday, August 30, 2009

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Attic Trunk

Sifting through some oldish mp3 files: (a) A practice recording of Capote review for a podcast thing I was working back in '06; (b) A favorite Humphrey Bogart clip; (c) A brief dialogue exchange from a certain Roger Corman production from the mid '70s; (d) Familiar but sound advice about the interweaving of comedy and tragedy.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:33 AM on Sunday, August 30, 2009

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Confession

"Well, what can I tell ya? Last year, two or three...it goes way back, I suppose. I can remember entertaining suicidal thoughts as a college student. At any rate, I've always found life...demanding. I'm the only child of lower middle-class people. I was the glory of my parents, 'my son the doctor'...you know. I was always top of my class, scholarship to Harvard, the boy genius, the brilliant eccentric. Terrified of women. Clumsy at sports. My home is hell. I left my wife a dozen times. She left me a dozen times. We stay together through a process of attrition. Obviously...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:56 AM on Sunday, August 30, 2009

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Traumatic Visuals

Yesterday afternoon Los Angeles attorney Eric Spiegelman posted a time-lapse video -- 90 minutes compressed into 24 seconds -- of the enormous smoke clouds over the 818 and 626 areas over the San Gabriel mountains and near the La Canada, Flintridge, La Cescenta and Altadena areas. Indiewire's Anne Thompson and L.A. Observed posted it last night. I'm just tagging along -- a day late and a dollar short.

A horrendous flame monster threatening to eat your home is one of the worst...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:17 AM on Sunday, August 30, 2009

Saturday, August 29, 2009

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Downhill Droid

Compare the jacket art for the forthcoming Criterion DVD of Downhill Racer to the art for the two theatrical posters used during the film's original release. The middle poster is obviously the sexiest and most sophisticated. The electric-blue one on the right is...well, okay. But the Criterion DVD jacket looks like a robot-droid skiier -- like Peter Weller's Robocop negotiating a slope on the ice planet of Hoth.


(l. to r.) Jacket of forthcoming Criterion Downhill Racer DVD; theatrical release poster #1; alternate theatrical poster.

What was Criterion thinking? The...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:13 PM on Saturday, August 29, 2009

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Calm Return

A clean and handsome-looking Blu-ray of Phillip Noyce's nicely sculpted Dead Calm ('89) will be out on 9.8.09. Hard to believe it's been 20 years since I've seen it. A very tight and well-ordered thriller, to say the least. It's a little bit curious to consider the way Nicole Kidman used to look. Sam Neill looked so young back then! (Who didn't?) It'll be nice to get a copy before I leave for the Toronto Film Festival.


Noyce, currently in post on Salt, his Angelina Jolie Russian spy movie for Sony, told me yesterday he...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:40 PM on Saturday, August 29, 2009

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Last Light

I'm watching the Ted Kennedy funeral procession make its way to Arlington National Cemetery, and particularly the area adjacent to JFK and Bobby Kennedy's grave with the rough stones and the eternal flame with the biege-colored Custis-Lee Mansion atop the sloping green hill. I'm listening to MSNBC's Chris Matthews talk about Jimmy Breslin writing that 11.25.63 interview/profile of Clifton Pollard, the guy who dug JFK's grave. Here's that story.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:12 PM on Saturday, August 29, 2009

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Trim

The version of Alejandro Amenabar's Agora that'll screen at the Toronto Film Festival will run 126 minutes, give or take, which is roughly 15 minutes shorter than the Cannes version, which I believe ran 141 minutes. My Cannes observation: "I was surprised, really, that it moved as fast as it did."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:49 PM on Saturday, August 29, 2009

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Toronto Wifi Jail

The biggest tech headache of the year is about to take place in Toronto. There is no film festival anywhere in the world that makes people like myself suffer like the Toronto International Film Festival. Compared to Cannes and Sundance and given the generic expectation level of a major film festival, Toronto wifi is similar to the wifi in Oxford, Mississippi. Or nearly.


My iPhone was showing five bars this morning but the AT&T Communication Manager (i.e., the air card software) was saying no dice. It does this from time to time. Actually, more often. Technology lets you down...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:06 PM on Saturday, August 29, 2009

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Talk Soup

The L.A. County coroner's ruling about Michael Jackson's death being called a homicide isn't specifically worded, to my understanding. The secondary definition of second-degree murder is "a killing caused by dangerous conduct and the offender's obvious lack of concern for human life...a middle ground between first-degree murder and voluntary manslaughter." Dr. Conrad Murray, Jackson's personal physician, had been thought to be suspected of manslaughter. What's the precise difference between manslaughter and the kind of second-degree murder described above, and what will be the penalties if Murray is charged with the latter?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:22 AM on Saturday, August 29, 2009

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Bergman on Hewitt

"My relationship with Don Hewitt was never close," writes former 60 Minutes producer Lowell Bergman (who was played by Al Pacino in The Insider). "It was marked not just by arguments, but a kind of dance where he would regularly 'fire' me during my first decade at the program.

"But it finally disintegrated during a critical period in 1995 when CBS management and lawyers changed the rules, citing a little-used legal concept ('tortious interference') to justify killing an investigation of the tobacco industry that I was working on. Hewitt's acquiescence, and then public justification of management's decision, was the last straw....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:47 AM on Saturday, August 29, 2009

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AntiChrist Icing

These three are contending that Cannes journalists over-reacted to Lars von Trier's AntiChrist, and in so doing revealed their emotionally timid natures plus a lack of historical perspective. Poland/Morgan/Gross have seen AntiChrist but had many weeks, of course, to prepare themselves. What were they going to do -- agree with the mob? Whatever their motives they're clearly bending over backwards to be contrarian for the sake of contrarianism. And they're flat-out ignoring how amateurishly awful Antichrist is. Forget shock value -- I'm talking about basic chops.

The slow-mo...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:39 AM on Saturday, August 29, 2009

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Zealots

Still looking for distribution, Alejandro Amenabar's Agora will show at the Toronto Film Festival. In my Cannes reaction, posted on 5.18, I called it "a visually ravishing, intelligently scripted historical parable about the evils of religious extremism. And I don't mean the kind that existed in 4th century Alexandria, which is when and where this $65 million dollar epic is set. I mean the evils of the present-day Taliban and the Neocon-aligned Christian right, and the way Agora metaphorically exposes these movements for what they are.

"As...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:16 AM on Saturday, August 29, 2009

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Numbers

On what planet could a 53% second-weekend drop be considered "solid"? This is how box-office analyst Steve Mason has described the projected Inglourious Basterds fall-off this weekend, based on yesterday's figures.

In the old days a 25%-to-30% second-weekend fall-off was considered a decent hold, a 40% fall-off was thought to be worrisome and a 50% fall-off was a major "uh-oh." But in today's era in which some highly-touted films have fallen off 60% and even 70% on their second weekends, a 50% drop is now considered par for the course as in "not great but not catastrophic." Perspective is all.

Warner...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:43 AM on Saturday, August 29, 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

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Big Fan

The decent, obliging thing to do if you've seen Robert Siegel's Big Fan is to give it a pass. If you care about independent cinema and you'd like to see at least a trickle of blunt, feisty, low-budget character dramas turning up at Sundance and Toronto and Cannes for years to come, you'll put away the things that bothered or half-bothered you and just say, "Okay, very cool! Love that pudgy Patton Oswalt angst and the whole lower-depths, lower-middle-class Staten Island loser thing...love the grayness, the bleakness and the spirit-deflating self-loathing...love the shitty story...love the whole package."


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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:42 AM on Friday, August 28, 2009

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Little Bitch

"The tragedy of Tarantino is that he could have been so much more than the Schlock and Awe merchant that he has devolved into," writes London Independent columnist Johann Hari. "If he had stopped mistaking his DVD collection for a life, he -- to borrow a phrase from a real film, etched with real pain -- could've been a contender.

"When I remember the raw force of Reservoir Dogs, I still hope that he will. It's not too late. He could do it. How about it, Quentin? Step out into the big world beyond celluloid, and use your incredible talent to...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:04 AM on Friday, August 28, 2009

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Son of Smithereens

Susan Siedelman's Smithereens, which I saw at a Daily Motion/Cinetic rooftop party last Wednesday night, is now streaming free all weekend. Susan Berman 's Wren is one of the most self-involved, alienating lead characters of all time, but the film is a mildly diverting time-capsule thing. It's cool seeing the young (i.e., 32 year-old) Richard Hell again.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:24 AM on Friday, August 28, 2009

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Real Deal?

Is Steven Seagal: Lawman an actual A & E reality series? "The show's real real...this is not a joke," Seagal says in the clip. No script, no stunt double, no second chances. It's getting to a point in which everything is suspect. Nothing is "real" and everything is in quotes. Even if several news sites are writing about it with a straight face. I trust no one. This must be a put-on...no?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:11 AM on Friday, August 28, 2009

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"Great White Hope"

Kansas congresswoman Lynn Jenkins yesterday tried to backpedal her 8.19 remark about fellow Republicans seeking a ''great white hope'' to challenge President Barack Obama in 2012. The woman was obviously caught in a Freudian slip and is a flat-out liar for saying the remark has been misunderstood or taken out of context. There's no shortage of ugly in this country. There is in fact a bottomless well of the stuff, most of it coming these days from the white hinterlands. (I should have posted this yesterday.)


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:16 AM on Friday, August 28, 2009

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A Burnt-Out Case

"I just watched Guillermo Arriaga's The Burning Plain with Charlize Theron and Kim Basinger on VOD last night," entertainment journalist Lewis Beale wrote this morning. "I was surprised it had suddenly popped up on my local cable system, so I went to the IMDB and found it had gone the festival route (Venice, Toronto, Seattle), and that the official TV premiere release date was 8.21.09.

"Okay, it's not that great a film. Another one of those circuitous, three-stories-that-come-together-eventually plotlines that Arriaga seems obsessed with, except in this...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:54 AM on Friday, August 28, 2009

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Men Who Broaden Goats

Bizarre as it may seem, the comic material in Grant Heslov's The Men Who Stare at Goats (Overture, 11.6) is based on reported truth, or more precisely Jon Ronson's 2004 non-fiction book about the U.S. Army's exploration of New Age concepts and the potential military applications of the paranormal. Does the trailer convey a verite element? You tell me.

Trailers always rely on the crudest and broadest selling points, of course, but this one is clearly suggesting that the tone of Heslov's film...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:28 AM on Friday, August 28, 2009

Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Lays It Out

I found this official release poster for Capitalism: A Love Story on In Contention. And then I read some of the comments. Every In Contention reader who says the one-sheet is cool but they need to remove Moore is dealing from a short deck. One, Moore is always the star of his films. His mentality/attitude/snark is the point. He's the roly-poly Gary Cooper figure ready to stand up to City Hall and/or the Frank Miller gang. And two, he's depicted as a small-scaled monochrome figure, which suggests a contained ego.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:49 PM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Mucking About

"In Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino has gone past his usual practice of decorating his movies with homages to others," writes New Yorker critic David Denby. "This time, he has pulled the film-archive door shut behind him -- there's hardly a flash of light indicating that the world exists outside the cinema except as the basis of a nutbrain fable. The film is skillfully made, but it's too silly to be enjoyed, even as a joke.


"[For] Tarantino has become an embarrassment: his virtuosity as a maker of images has been overwhelmed by his inanity as an...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:38 PM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Piven Off Sushi Hook

Jeremy Piven's Speed-The-Plow/sushi defense debacle -- a p.r. embarassment that will color Piven's reputation for the rest of his life -- has come to an official end. No more legal threats or fines or procedural hassles...done.

Variety's Gordon Cox reported this afternoon that independent arbitrator George Nicolau has found that the actor did not breach his employment contract with producers of Speed-the-Plow, the Broadway revival Piven that abruptly abandoned last December, blaming sushi poisoning.

Let me explain something. No one has ever believed and no one will ever believe Piven's mercury-poisoning excuse for leaving that show. (It's never been a secret about...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:03 PM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Talk Is Cheap

In a press release from Fathom Studios, the Atlanta-based production company behind Delgo, a spokesperson says that "from what we have seen, we are amazed by the visual similarities" between Avatar and Delgo, "and we are reviewing what legal options may be available to us."

Fathom certainly has a case, but this p.r. release is bullshit. If they were going to sue James Cameron and 20th Century Fox, they would be making private backrooom maneuvers instead of rattling their saber. Those who can, do. Those who can't, talk to the press. (HE wasn't deemed important enough to receive the press...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:00 PM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Never Quite Lucked Out

There's an 8.27 Onion piece written by "Meryl Streep" that argues she's never starred in a truly classic film. Which all legendary stars have managed at least once or twice. Al Pacino in The Godfather and Dog Day Afternoon. Robert Redford in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and All The President's Men. Gene Hackman in The French Connection. Robert De Niro in Raging Bull and Taxi Driver. Ellen Burstyn in The Exorcist. Diane Keaton in Annie Hall.


Meryl Street

Run down the list of Streep's finest movies and none can really be called classic. Good...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:11 PM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Understandable Tweak

The blue-background, unambiguously hetero Humpday DVD cover doesn't surprise me. Magnolia marketers are making the assumption that the average DVD browser is a stone monkey who hasn't heard word one about Humpday over the last seven months, or read a single Humpday review. Of course not! Why would anyone? And so he/she can't be expected to know it's a straight bromance. So Magnolia is spelling things out -- that's all.


Humpday DVD cover art; original theatircal poster

In short, they just don't want anyone getting the idea that Mark Duplass and Josh Leonard, like,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:27 AM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

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The Bubbles

Every time somebody posts a great movie-deaths piece (the latest is a Rope of Silicon article by David Frank), I post my dog-eared "nobody died like Marlon Brando" piece, the first version of which I ran back in '95. Why stop now? I haven't posted it since 3.1.07, or two and half years ago.

My suggestion was that Brando's best death scene was in Edward Dmytryk's The Young Lions ('58), and that no one has died with such remarkable delicacy and finesse since.

Brando's Christian Diestl...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:34 AM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

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To Find Yourself

"One of the lovely things about the Edward M. Kennedy story was that here you had a guy who everybody thought had one destiny, at which he failed utterly," writes N.Y. Times columnist Gail Collins. "[But] who picked himself up and found his own purpose at which he was better than anybody else in the world.

"In late middle age, he built a truly spectacular career in which he probably became the Kennedy who served his country best. Kennedy was one of the worst presidential candidates ever and you couldn't blame people for resenting this guy assuming he had an innate right...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:32 AM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Hate It/Like It

The latest installment in Roland Emmerich's world-ending idiot franchise (20th Century Fox, 11.13). The height of putrid paycheck performing by John Cusack. A simultaneous appeal to the Biblical End of Days crowd and liberals convinced that global warming will usher in the worst. The usual nausea, in short.

But there's something about massive heaving seas that fascinates me. The CG looks better than it did five years ago in The Day After Tomorrow, and much better than the work in Independence Day. I hate myself but...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:29 AM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Voodoo Heartbeat


Poster hanging on Daily Motion office wall.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:13 AM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

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"I Put My Faith in Cameron..."

It's part of the online burden these days that Hitler/bunker/Downfall mash-ups about any perceived problem with any big product or film are going to pop up on YouTube, whether we like it or not. And in a sense I'm sorry for this. That said, I laughed out loud at this. The writing is quite snappy. There are a couple of "who/that" grammar issues, but you can't say it doesn't reflect actual carpings.

Highlights: (a) "Cameron has spent too much time underwater, and has taken the Hollywood opiate...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:19 AM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Sickly Poet + Chubby Seamstress

Here's an expanded, more particular rewrite of my brief Cannes reaction to Jane Campion's Bright Star (Apparition, 9.18). I'm running this as an accompaniment to the re-tooled trailer (i.e., the original narrator having been dumped) that recently posted.



Bright Star is about the subdued and conflicted passions that defined the brief love affair between poet John Keats (Ben Whishaw) and seamstress Fanny Brawne (Abbie Cornish) from 1818 until Keats' death, at age 25 from tuberculosis, in 1821.

By...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:36 AM on Thursday, August 27, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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Little Rooftop Action


Before tonight's Daily Motion/Cinetic rooftop screening of Susan Siedelman's Smithereens (complete with free vodka and hors d'eouvres), Daily Motion's Aimee Carlson and Cinetic's Matt Dentler, who co-hosted. The outdoor screening was rained out at the three-quarters mark.

Some guy at Daily Motion/Cinetic party who impulsively decided to climb the water tower.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:37 PM on Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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As Dominick Dunne Said...

It was the fall of '03 when I spoke to Dominick Dunne about Play It As It Lays ('72), the affluent-existential-despair Hollywood drama that he produced for Universal, and which Frank Perry directed. The film was about to play at the American Cinematheque and I was trying to drum up support for a DVD release. Here it is six years later and Play It As It Lays still isn't on DVD. But Dunne died today at age 83, so I thought I'd re-run my '03 piece in his honor.


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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:06 PM on Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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Quality, Not Quantity

Michael Cieply's N.Y. Times story about a controversial decision to close a Motion Picture and Television Fund old folks' home in L.A.'s San Fernando Valley is, stunning surprise, a portrait of greedy corporate priorities leading to less-well-off folks possibly getting tossed into the street. (Metaphorically speaking, of course.) All I know is that my mom is in an assisted-care facility, and while it's a very nicely run facility with caring assistants, there's kind of a creepy waiting-for-the-end atmosphere in these places that really doesn't feel right. I would much rather keel over on a busy street in Paris at age 77...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:18 PM on Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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Down Under

There are days when I feel as if I'm covered with liquid chewing gum or taffy or gelatin or something. I try to think and type and shift gears and get to my check-list of things to do. But something stronger than myself has hit the slow-motion button or something. I have trouble lifting my arms. Or my eyebrows. So much to do that I can't seem to do anything. And then this thing turned up a few minutes ago. No matter how hard you work to make your point understood with precisely the right English and emphasis, most people are going...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:11 AM on Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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Back to Bones

I've watched and re-watched this Lovely Bones trailer, and I'm still locked into two basic impressions. One, Alice Sebold's novel has been heavily milked, which is to say given a florid Jacksonesque tone ('70s-era impressionism mixed with a kind of otherwordly photo-realism) with plot points heavily telegraphed. Jackson isn't going to let anyone imagine anything for themselves -- he's going to damn well point stuff out.

And two, there's an excellent reason for the florid vibe considering the post-mortal vantage point of Saoirse Ronan's character. So there's...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:25 AM on Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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Is The New World Gaining?

I never felt that the story told by Terrence Malick's The New World really worked, particularly the last third, but I've always been in love with the primeval splendor of the thing. As I tried to explain in my initial review: "[During] those first two thirds, The New World is a truly rare animal and movie like no other...a feast of intuitive wow-level naturalism that feels as fresh and vitally alive as newly-sprouted flora."


Which is why I intend to purchase the forthcoming New World "Extended Cut" Blu-ray. For those first two...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:34 AM on Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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The Last Big Kennedy

It will be a travesty if the Massachusetts political process somehow fails to quickly appoint a liberal, public-option supporting replacement for the late Sen. Ted Kennedy -- obviously the thing to do in the wake of his passing last night. Kennedy's greatest legislative dream was to enact meaningful health-care reform. For his voice not to be posthumously heard during the Senate roll call would be an obscenity.


As Sarah Wheaton reports this morning in the N.Y. Times, "One of Senator Kennedy's last public acts before he died on Tuesday was an emotional plea to Massachusetts state...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:42 AM on Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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Woodstock Replay

Originally posted on 5.15.09 in Cannes: "I don't know what I was expecting exactly from Ang Lee's Taking Woodstock (Focus Features, opening today), but what I saw didn't deliver. This backstory saga about the legendary Woodstock Music Festival of '69 works in spots and spurts, but it too often feels ragged and unsure of itself, and doesn't coalesce in a way that feels truly solid or self-knowing.


At best it's a decent try, an in-and-outer. Spit it out -- it's a letdown. I wish it were otherwise. I'd like to be more obliging because...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:28 PM on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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How It Is

In the old days negative critical word was naturally regarded as a bad thing. If a majority of film critics said a certain film really stinks this was definitely thought to be a harbinger of box-office calamity, and more often than not the box-office tallies tended to bear this out. Nowadays, of course, the Eloi and the Joe Popcorn crowd will pay to see whatever the hell they want to see regardless of good or bad critical buzz. True, within a certain rarified strata of moviegoers (i.e., that miniscule micro-minority that actually cares about seeing good stuff), the views of critics and online...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:17 PM on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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O'Brien's Meltdown

Observe how Conan O'Brien becomes more and more uncomfortable as Bill Maher gets more and more adamant about how stupid people are and how President Obama needs to just push through health care and ignore the crazies, etc. Seriously, look at O'Brien. The man is obviously in pain. Maher says toward the end of the stint that "your eyes are watering." Pathetic.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:53 AM on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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Roadkill

Here's an over-cranked music sequence from Ashutosh Gowariker's What's Your Rashee?, which will show at the Toronto Film Festival. Imagine how this seqence could have played if the guy (Harman Baweja) had played his guitar in a natural, sitting-in-a-car sort of way and just sung along with his own unamplified voice. This is the Bollywood-influenced aesthetic that has made Indian films into unwatchable junk.

The pretty girl, by the way, is Priyanka Chopra, who plays 12 diferent parts in the film. Notice how she refuses to look...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:34 AM on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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Mumbo Jumbo

And by the way that isn't a damn "driedel" -- it's a plain old spinning silver top. I'm not Hassidic and I didn't go to school in Tel Aviv. They're called tops. That's what they used to call them in Westfield, New Jersey, where I grew up was a kid and a young teen.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:17 AM on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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Limited Space

I took some time earlier today to think about my contribution to Peter Howell's annual Toronto Star "Chasing the Buzz" feature, in which a selection of hardcore know-it-alls get to pick three Toronto Film Festival films they're most looking forward to. That's pretty limiting in itself but you also have explain why in one sentence...Jesus. I might change my mind but right now my faves are Jason Reitman's Up in the Air, Joel and Ethan Coen's A Serious Man and Rodrigo Garcia's Mother and Child. I'll figure out the copy later on.


Mother and Child director...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:13 AM on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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Stiller/Rooney/Twitter

Originally posted on 8.22 by Movie City Indie's Ray Pride. who took it from Ben Stiller's Facebook page and Twitter postings (Twitter.com/RedHourBen).


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:03 AM on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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Dream Bandits

In Contention's Kris Tapley's hasn't read the script for Chris Nolan's Inception, but a source has so KT has decided to pass along a second-hand synopsis of the plot. He says he can't be 100% sure of the particulars because WB publicity won't comment "but it all seems fairly legitimate to me."

The Big McGuffin, he says, is that some kind of ability/technology used by a team of shady espionage operatives led by Leonardo DiCaprio's "Cobb" to nefariously dive into people's dreams and extract information.

Leo's team members (this will eventually become a kind of Mission Impossible-like TV series with...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:18 AM on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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Lady Crickets

Somebody asked me to name off my favorite under-40 female critics the other night. I forget how the subject came up or why under-40 was mentioned as opposed to under-30 or under-50, but off the top of my head I said Kim Morgan, Karina Longworth, Kim Voynar, Katey Rich, and...and...and I ran out of names.

There must be at least four or five I'm not thinking of so I'm asking for names and links and quotes. If LexG or anyone of that attitude/mindset mentions looks or hotness I'm going to erase the post -- fair warning.

Tossing aside...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:42 AM on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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Hit The Brakes

In the space of a few hours, In Contention's Kris Tapley, Rope of Silicon's Brad Brevet, and Awards Daily's Ryan Adams have suddenly seized on the notion of Trucker's Michelle Monaghan being this year's Melissa Leo -- an out-of-the-blue Best Actress contender for an allegedly exceptional performance as a negligent mom coping with an estranged son.

Do these guys have the same dope dealer? There are more than a couple indications that Trucker ain't no Frozen River, and that it may be no...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:57 AM on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Monday, August 24, 2009

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Inception

My favorite shot is the water-in-a-glass tipping into a steep angle.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:08 PM on Monday, August 24, 2009

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Waltz's Assurance

The Envelope/Gold Derby's Tom O'Neill reports that while Harvey Weinstein intends to use a "last-minute, ambush strategy" for Rob Marshall's Nine, he plans to use the Crash campaign model for Inglourious Basterds.

"Because the DVD will be a mass release, it won't need to be watermarked with numerals identifying each disc with the name of an academy member or other award voter," O'Neill writes. "That's one of the sneaky ways Crash beat front-runner Brokeback Mountain for best picture of 2005 -- Lionsgate blitzed Hollywood with more than 120,000 cheap DVDs."

The only Inglourious Basterds Oscar nomination that's going to happen...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:19 AM on Monday, August 24, 2009

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Early TIFF Screenings...Please?

Only two weeks and two days before the Toronto Film Festival begins on Thursday, 9.10 (which requires flying there and getting all set up on Wednesday, 9.9). New York-based producers and distributors know what goes, but I'm reminding everyone anyway that people like me tend to see maybe 25 films during the festival and that I now have about 33 films on my list not counting the two or three unexpected "finds" that you always hear about and want to squeeze in during any festival. So please get in touch if there's anything to be seen here in Manhattan between now...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:53 AM on Monday, August 24, 2009

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Mulligan vs. Streep

Here's my two cents about Roger Friedman's 8.21 piece assessing the leading Best Actress contenders of the moment. Right now it's a two-actress race -- Carey Mulligan in An Education vs. Meryl Streep in Julie & Julia (with possible fortification coming from her It's Complicated performance.). Obviously there are four months to go and anything can happen, but right now the Oscar is Mulligan's to lose because of (a) the old "Streep nominated again?" factor and (b) Mullligan's performance is delightful/exciting while Streep's is merely expert.


(l. to r,.)...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:54 AM on Monday, August 24, 2009

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Inglourious Zombies

"The debate over the public option has been depressing in its inanity," writes N.Y. Times Paul Krugman in today's (8.24) edition. "Opponents of the option -- not just Republicans, but Democrats like Senator Kent Conrad and Senator Ben Nelson -- have offered no coherent arguments against it. Mr. Nelson has warned ominously that if the option were available, Americans would choose it over private insurance -- which he treats as a self-evidently bad thing, rather than as what should happen if the government plan was, in fact, better than what private insurers offer.

"But it's much the same on other fronts. Efforts...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:37 AM on Monday, August 24, 2009

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40ish White-Guy Club

"If you are splashing around with a bunch of guys who are 93 percent white, an average of 45.62 years old and look as if they've done this before, you must be swimming in the studio directors' pool," wrote Michael Cieply in yesterday's (8.23) N.Y. Times.


"Such is the profile of studio filmmakers, based on a survey of those who directed the 85 or so live action movies that have been released, or will be, in 2009 by the six biggest film companies -- Paramount Pictures, Sony Pictures Entertainment, 20th Century Fox, Universal Pictures, Walt Disney...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:16 AM on Monday, August 24, 2009

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Last Word on Basterds

The moral basis in Inglourious Basterds for the Basterds' delicious slaughter of German troops is that said troops were serving an evil criminal regime and therefore THEY, the troops, were evil and criminal as well as viciously anti-Semitic, so snuff 'em out like rats. Shoot 'em, club 'em, exterminate 'em.

IGB is basically a table-turning game in which Tarantino decided to have fun by letting Germans suffer en masse the way Jews suffered en masse at the hands of the SS and other Nazi command types who carried out the Holocaust.

It is still shocking news to some ostrich-heads out there that Americans...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:22 AM on Monday, August 24, 2009

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Basterds Sequel

An HE reader who's friendly with an LA movie buddy of mine wrote the following over the weekend: "My Dad and I saw Inglourious Basterds, which we loved. I'm so mad at the critics for thinking the movie is too violent or cruel, or Wells' whole diatribe about the Basterds behaving no better than the Nazis they're after. It's a movie! Let's have fun! If we can't laugh at Nazis, what can we laugh at?."


Wells response: It's a movie! Have fun with the fake Nazis! Club their heads in for refusing to betray their friends....hoo-hoo!

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:36 AM on Monday, August 24, 2009

Sunday, August 23, 2009

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Pirate Steampunk

The thumbnail plot for Jerry Bruckheimer's Pirates of the Caribbean 4, a connected friend confides, is a search by Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) and other parties for the fountain of youth. This is the same MacGuffin plot that George Lucas was supposedly considering for an Indy sequel. There will also be some kdin of Captain Nemo-type villain utilizing new-style technology. Sounds like they're invoking the "steampunk" style we've seen gain more and more of a foothold in genre conventions, including Comic Con.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:27 PM on Sunday, August 23, 2009

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"If I've Only One Life to Live..."

Doug Pray's Art and Copy opened two days ago in Manhattan. At last January's Sundance Film Festival I said it had "turned out to be a little thin. It's basically a chapter-by-chapter history of the most legendary ad campaigns of the last 45 or 50 years, each chapter with a corresponding flattery profile of the advertising exec (or execs) who dreamt each one up.

"But there's no arching theme to it, no undercurrent, no inquiring line of thought. Pray doesn't begin to think about the odious implications of modern advertising (as Adam Curtis did in The Century of the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:38 PM on Sunday, August 23, 2009

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No Impact Man

The big challenge with Laura Gabbert and Justin Schein's No Impact Man (Oscilloscope, 9.11, NY and LA) is not to fight it. You need to let it in and let it swim around and settle in of its own accord. Or not. But you have to at least give it a chance. Because if you do...well, no guarantees. But you may find yourself looking at your habits in a slightly more earth-friendly manner, and how can that not be a good thing?

I hated the idea...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:24 PM on Sunday, August 23, 2009

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Giving Weinsteins Their Due

I don't know exactly what happened or why, but Inglourious Basterds ending up with $37.6 million domestic (obviously no sharp Saturday fall-off occured) and $65.1 million worldwide is a very good score for the Weinstein Co.

I frankly expected a steep Saturday fall-off based on disappointed word-of-mouth, but that didn't happen. Against all logic and all good taste, a lot of people seemed to like IGB and have been telling their friends. The rumble is simple and clear. The Weinsteins have won themselves a breather! But only a breather. Deliverance and salvation has to happen steadily over the next few months....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:05 PM on Sunday, August 23, 2009

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Reactions?

If anyone has seen the teaser playing this weekend for Chris Nolan's Inception (which I've been too lazy or too cheap to pay to see in theatres), perhaps they can add to the following description offered by two Playlist correspondents a day or so ago? The film is shooting as we speak, having only begun principal photography on 7.13.09, so it's unusual, by my sights, for a teaser to already be playing in theatres.

"[It] starts with an affected WB logo, then goes to footage of a spinning dreidel" -- who knows what a dreidel is? I didn't until two...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:16 PM on Sunday, August 23, 2009

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Shrimp

I need to ask a rhetorical question. If you had a fairly tall and strapping lead actor in your film like Leonardo DiCaprio, would you have any concerns about casting the winky-dinky-sized Ellen Page in a costarring role? I'm just struck every time I see her in a movie still alongside this or that actor how she looks like she's maybe 9 or 10 years old, if that.


Ellen Page (l.) and Leonardo DiCaprio (r.) in a still from Chris Nolan's Inception.

Just look at the above shot of her walking in front of DiCaprio. I'm sorry...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:21 AM on Sunday, August 23, 2009

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Calley Finally Speaks

Former Army lieutenant William Calley made his first public apology four days ago (i.e., 8.19) for the infamous 1968 My Lai massacre, in which he participated and for which he was convicted for the premeditated murder of 104 women, children and elderly folk on 3.16.68. Nearly 500 non-combatants were reportedly slaughtered that day in the village, which was actually called Son My.


(l.) George Lois's famous Calley-and-the-kids Esquire cover; (r.) an August 1971 National Lampoon cover.

"There is not a day that goes by that I do not feel remorse for what happened...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:25 AM on Sunday, August 23, 2009

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Cera's Salvation?

Miguel Arteta's Youth in Revolt (10.30 following a Toronto Film Festival debut) appears to be an above-average, early 20s, angsty sex-and-relationship comedy. Odd that it's a Dimension release, which signifies primitive and coarse. The YIR trailer is selling a smart upscale thing with clever concepts, wit and half-decent laughs and a role for one-trick-pony Michael Cera that smacks of tension and challenge and complexity, partly by way of a moustachioed alter ego named -- yes, a dumb name -- Francois Dillinger.

The implication I'm getting is...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:49 AM on Sunday, August 23, 2009

Saturday, August 22, 2009

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Late '80s Yuppie Blues

I always felt that thirtysomething, the zeitgest-reflecting, essential-viewing yuppie series that ran from 9.87 through 5.91, was too sensitive-wimpy. As honestly written and impressively acted as it often was, the show suffered from an almost oppressive self-examination syndrome -- a constant exercise in fault-finding and angst exploration -- among its boomer characters and their difficulties in managing and/or growing into adulthood and parenthood. To varying degrees everyone on the show wore a hair shirt, suffered or caused suffering, and was afflicted (if not wracked) with self doubt.


(l. to r.) Timothy Busfield, Patricia Wettig, Polly Draper,...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:31 PM on Saturday, August 22, 2009

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Forgive & Move On

I haven't been able to precisely feel one way about the drunk-driving tragedy that befell director-writer Roger Avary (Beowulf, Pulp Fiction) last year, and which killed a 34 year-old friend named Andreas Zini when Avary piled his car into a telephone pole in Ojai. Avary, a friend and a great spirit whom I've known since the Pulp Fiction/Killing Zoe days, pleaded guilty last Tuesday to DUI and manslaughter. He'll face sentencing sometime next month.

My basic feeling is that after a certain interval of mourning and atonement, you have to move on and make the best of your life in the aftermath...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:48 PM on Saturday, August 22, 2009

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Sleeping Pills

I can't explain how or why I find the substitute song track in this scene from The Apartment oddly hilarious, but I really do. On top of which it's perfectly mixed in (just the right sound levels, cuts out at the right instant) and it doesn't get in the way of what's going on in the scene.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:24 PM on Saturday, August 22, 2009

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Today Tells The Tale

Congrats to the Weinstein Co. marketers for yesterday's Inglourious Basterds haul of $14,350,000, which will probably translate into a $35 million weekend haul by Sunday night. Unless, of course, Saturday's business suffers a sharp drop. Which could happen if the Joe Popcorn-Eloi reactions are similar to what a significant portion of the critics have said. But if it hangs in there, great. The Weinsteins will have earned themselves a breather. Nobody wants the Weinsteins to go away.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:37 PM on Saturday, August 22, 2009

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Avatar Night

There were two things different about last night's 3D IMAX previews compared to the San Diego/ComicCon footage shown last month. The reel I saw here was, of course, shorter -- 15 or 16 minutes compared to 24 minutes in San Diego -- and the ending has a hurried montage ofAvatar's second half (the clash between Stephen Lang's military commandos and the Na'vi with Sam Worthington's Na'vi hybrid sure to take sides against his own). But there was another distinction. Actually a distraction.


The Avatar footage, projected onto the huge IMAX screen inside Leows Lincoln Square, wasn't quite...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:59 AM on Saturday, August 22, 2009

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Once Was Enough

Okay, DVD Beaver has convinced me. Paramount's upcoming Sapphire Series Blu-ray of Mel Gibson's Braveheart (out on 9.1) is a knockout. The DVD vs. Blu-ray frame-capture comparisons make this clear. The problem...I don't know that this actually is a problem, now that I think of it...is that I'm not sure I want to watch Braveheart again.

DVD Beaver frame-capture of new Paramount Home Video Blu-ray of Mel Gibson's

Seeing it once 14 years ago may have been sufficient, I mean. I don't think I can take watching Gibson yell "freedohhm!" again. I'd watch a bootleg DVD...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:54 AM on Saturday, August 22, 2009

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Man Up Fail

"Power is not a toy we give to good children. It is a weapon. And the strong man takes it and uses it. And the man who doesn't use it has no business in the big league. Because if you don't fight, the Presidency is not for you. And it never will be." Tough words that arguably apply to President Barack Obama in light of his apparent "knee buckling" on public option health care and trying to "nice" the Republicans into being cooperative and bipartisan.


The tough words are from Franklin Schaffner's film version of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:19 AM on Saturday, August 22, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009

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The Two Joes

As I explained earlier today in a talkback forum, Joe Popcorn is a different guy than Joe Sixpack. The latter is a cultural figure who responds to various hot-button issues in the political realm. They know each other, live in the same neck, park their cars in the same garage. Except Joe Popcorn is a kind of older movie-buff who sees movies once every two or three weeks.

His movie-love, granted, is defined by a limited attitude and education (having never watched films like L'avventura or The Hit or Office Space or Martin Scorsese's American Boy) and diminished/conventional spiritual vistas. But that's our...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:48 PM on Friday, August 21, 2009

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Don't Let Me Down

"There's a point at which realism shades over into weakness, and progressives increasingly feel that the administration is on the wrong side of that line," N.Y. Times columnist Paul Krugman wrote yesterday for a piece in today's issue. "It seems as if there is nothing Republicans can do that will draw an administration rebuke: Senator Charles E. Grassley feeds the death panel smear, warning that reform will 'pull the plug on grandma,' and two days later the White House declares that it's still committed to working with him.

"It's hard to avoid the sense that President Obama has wasted months trying to...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:28 PM on Friday, August 21, 2009

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Real vs Simulated

Okay, I have to hit town for my Avatar encounter at Leows Lincoln Square. I'm told that the AMC IMAX on 42nd Street is fake IMAX, as are all the other IMAX theatres in town except for the AMC Lincoln Square. Repeating: this is the only Manhattan theatre showing the footage in genuine 3D IMAX. Simulated IMAX is like going to the Venetian in Las Vegas and saying afterwards, "Well, I've been to Venice. Love the people and the food. Love those gondolas!"


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:04 PM on Friday, August 21, 2009

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Great Gab

A Back by Midnight chit-chat with Tyson director James Toback.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:01 PM on Friday, August 21, 2009

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Paralyzed Brain

"There's a real question at stake now," Jon Voight has told the Washington Times. "Is President Obama creating a civil war in our own country? We are witnessing a slow, steady takeover of our true freedoms. We are becoming a socialist nation, and whoever can't see this is probably hoping it isn't true. If we permit Mr. Obama to take over all our industries, if we permit him to raise our taxes to support unconstitutional causes, then we will be in default. This great America will become a paralyzed nation."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:55 PM on Friday, August 21, 2009

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Grain of Israeli Salt

Here are a few Twitter messages from Yair Raveh's Twitter page about the now-concluded Avatar-reel screenings in Tel Aviv. Same old snarky/bitter fanboy stuff.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:31 PM on Friday, August 21, 2009

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Let Me In, Wee-yoo

There are three reasons why Michael Moore's docs connect with people. One, they always exude a kind of working-class, regular-fat-guy, American common-sense attitude about whatever the subject is. Two, they're always mildly funny or amusing but in a way that pushes along the investigative/rhetorical thrust. And three, they always end with some kind of emotional touchstone moment.

I'm sure this will all kicks in with Capitalism: A Love Story, but my first reaction to this trailer was "haven't we seen Moore dealing with security guys while...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:08 AM on Friday, August 21, 2009

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Shutter Island Pushback

Paramount has yanked Martin Scorsese's Shutter Island out of its long-scheduled 10.2 opening and bumped it into early 2010. The moody insane-asylum thriller with Leonardo DiCaprio, which was heavily ballyhooed with billboard ads at the Cannes Film Festival, will now open on 2.19.10. This despite a report that it's gotten excellent test scores (high 80s to low 90s). So what happened?

I think Paramount just decided that Shutter Island isn't a fall (i.e., awards-potential) film and decided to punt. Shutter Island has always looked impressively dark and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:00 AM on Friday, August 21, 2009

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Won't Happen Again

Most of us remember the pre-Titanic buzz during the spring and summer of '97 -- Jim Cameron's folly, a wipeout waiting to happen. But it ruled after it opened because it delivered something close to unique and, if you ask me, un-repeatable. Trash it all you want (and it's an article of faith among most people I know that you must despise it), but Titanic didn't became a worldwide megahit because it offered a highly believable depiction of a sinking luxury liner.

I've explained this before but I...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:10 AM on Friday, August 21, 2009

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Up Against It

It's noteworthy and then some how quickly things have changed for Avatar in the space of 24 hours. Yesterday morning before the online trailer hit, James Cameron's upcoming film was (a) the most keenly awaited scifi/fantasy of the year, and (b) about to have its profile bumped up big-time with a nationwide IMAX 3D quickie preview that would surely whet the public's appetite for the full-length version that'll open on 12.18. Huge event, crackling excitement.

But in the wake of yesterday's trashing of the trailer by the elite cineaste/fanboy community and the negative ripple effect this has surely created to...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:45 AM on Friday, August 21, 2009

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Avatar/Delgo/Ferngully

I just want to make it clear, as I tried to do yesterday, that seeing Avatar in its proper form at ComicCon -- big-screen 3D IMAX -- revealed a fusion of CG/organic realism that seemed like something really "extra." It felt to me like an immersion into a real-seeming fantasy place than anything I've ever seen in a similar-type realm. (The CG in the Rings trilogy being one example.)


But I'm unqualified to get into the comparisons between Avatar, Delgo and Ferngully because I haven't seen the latter two animated films. (You know me --...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:02 AM on Friday, August 21, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Vodka Slurpdown

Some days ago George Hamilton, whose early life inspired My One and Only, explained his man-wth-a-tan persona to Movieline's Stu VanAirsdale. The piece went up late this morning: "Originally my brother said to me, 'You look paler than a nun's butt,'" Hamilton recalls. "'You need to get tan.' So my brother would have me sit out with this reflector for about 15 minutes, and that would be it. Cary Grant told me and he told Tony Bennett, 'Always have a tan. You look better.'

"It was vanity, but then when I was doing westerns, it made no sense whatsoever to go...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:03 PM on Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Cultural Wakeup

"Can it really be so hard for a museum with a budget of $74 million last year to cover a loss that averages out to $100,000 a year?," asks Time's Richard Lacayo in a piece that posted yesterday about the recently announced decision by Michael Govan, director of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art, to more or less deep-six the film program.


LACMA director Michael Govan

"The good news, maybe, is that some re-thinking already seems to be underway -- a rethinking of the whole idea of abandoning the program. Govan may have been taken by...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:48 AM on Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Hairball

Joe Johnston's The Wolf Man (Universal, 2.10.10) looks like just another growling howling saliva-spewing bullshit CG wolfman movie, except it's in period with bearded Anthony Hopkins chewing the supporting scenery. Love me some Hopkins! The fact that it's set in what looks like 1890s England or thereabouts makes the casting of Benicio del Toro seem odd. He plays an American but let's face it -- he looks like a dressed-up Tijuana narcotics detective.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:19 AM on Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Avatar, We Have a Problem

The Avatar trailer has been up for a little less than two hours, and if HE reader reactions so far are any indication of how sophisticated cineastes and elite geekboys are going to respond to James Cameron's super-fantasy CG epic when it opens on 12.18, Cameron and 20th Century Fox have reason to be concerned. Maybe only a little; more more than that. You tell me.


People are reacting only to the look and style of the the thing (the trailer has no dialogue and the emotional/thematic impact is unknown), but no one seems to be...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:43 AM on Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Avatar Trailer Is Up

The Avatar trailer on the Apple website as well as French MSN website is up and running. Dialogue-free and just over two minutes long, it doesn't provide anything close to the 3D, super-vivid, here-we-go impact I got from the 24-minute ComicCon reel (which had plenty of dialogue), but it's an intriguing taste. So...first impressions? Considered reactions?


Sam Worthington's hybrid Na'vi in a frame grab from James Cameron's Avatar.

The fine fellow who proofed the Apple website copy needs to taken outside, tied to a fence post and Marlon Brando bull-whipped (a la One-Eyed Jacks)....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:28 AM on Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Latest TIFF Additions

Toronto Film Festival's "Masters" slate will include Lars von Trier's absurd and ghastly Antichrist (the TIFF p.r. notes say that Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe give "courageous" performances...hah!), Amos Gitai's Carmel (not about Gitai becoming a U.S. citizen, moving to Carmel, California, and running for mayor), Goran Paskaljevic's Honeymoons (not a companion piece to Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau's Couples Retreat), Suzana Amaral's Hotel Atlantico, Mira Muratova's Melody for a Street Organ, Francois Ozon's Le Refuge, Marco Bellocchio's Vincere (young dashing Mussolini), Margarethe von Trotta's Vision (nun movies scare me ...sorry), Claire Denis' White Material, Michael Haneke's The White Ribbon, and Buddhadeb Dasgupta's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:00 AM on Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Mother

Werner Herzog's My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done? is, in my mind, a major Toronto Film Festival attraction. Has there ever been a Herzog film that didn't haunt and mesmerize on some level? How can this latest be an exception, I'm asking myself, with Michael Shannon, Willem Dafoe, Chloe Sevigny, Brad Dourif and Michael Pena in the lead roles? Well, I guess it could. Anyone and anything can disappoint. To be off your game is human. (What was that gung-ho finale in Rescue Dawn about?)

I...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:18 AM on Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Last Night


It costs $25 bills for two people to see The Cove at the Angelika. Movies are too damn pricey -- prices have really gone over the top. Plus I had to run upstairs to tell the manager to bump up the sound, which was audible but "too soft," as I put it

Wednesday, 8.19 issue, which I hadn't seen until I got into town yesterday around 5:45. My first thought was that this...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:02 AM on Thursday, August 20, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Checklist

Last Friday I ran a story about how Spoutblog's Karina Longworth, Movieline's Stu VanAirsdale, In Contention's Kris Tapley, Cinemablend's Katey Rich and The Playlist's Rodrigo Perez were kind of clearing their throats and wondering if the upcoming Toronto Film Festival would give them a press badge or not. Well, I heard today that VanAirsdale and Longworth are good to go.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:49 PM on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Mulligan and Harry O

In a current but undated N.Y. Times "Take 5" fashion spread/q &a piece by Lynn Hirschberg, An Education's Carey Mulligan is described in now-familiar terms. Her "bravura turn has landed her center stage," "the movie was a sensation at Sundance largely because of [her] performance," and that she was "suddenly...being compared to Audrey Hepburn," etc. There's also a "Screen Test" video piece.


(l.) An Education's Carey Mulligan; David Janseen as Harry O.

The Times doesn't let you copy the photos but Mulligan makes an amazing admission midway through the discussion. She doesn't drive...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:19 AM on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Marquess of Queensberry

In an article posted this morning on Splice Today about the Roger Ebert-Armond White brouhaha called "Why Are Movie Fans So Sensitive?", John Lingan criticizes Ebert for defending White and then recanting his defense, and especially for "perpetuating the ridiculous idea that film critics' likes and dislikes matter more than their knowledge of movies." Here's the final paragraph:

"Only in film criticism will people with a purported interest in the art demean the opinion of an expert because he dares to disagree with them. The path to greater knowledge and appreciation of movies seems pretty obvious to me: watch as...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:38 AM on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Gipper Leads The Way

Ronald Reagan recorded this visionary statement in 1961, five years before his election as California governor. What a reptile. I mentioned this last month but last fall's economic collapse has, I think, in the eyes of history, sealed Reagan's reputation as the godfather of the greedhead funny-money economy that kicked off in the early '80s. N.Y. Times columnist Paul Krugman explained it all on 5.31, in a piece called "Reagan Did It."



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:52 AM on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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"I'm With Don On This"

60 Minutes creator and longtime CBS newsman Don Hewitt, who was on the job until '04, died this morning of pancreatic cancer at age 86. He should and would be regarded as a blemish-free journalist of the highest order. He was involved in the documentary news show See It Now, directed the 1960 Kennedy-Nixon presidential debates, and exec produced the CBS Evening News with Walter Cronkite. His crowning achievement was launching 60 Minutes in 1968 and staying with it for three-plus decades. Except, sadly, there is a blemish, and a prominent one at that.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:05 AM on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Forget Paris

I had never IMDB-checked the European locations where Inglourious Basterds was filmed before this morning, but watching this Quentin Tarantino-on-Late Night with David Letterman video made me laugh. All right, chuckle. Because he says that they shot a bit of it in Paris and...hello?...the two "Paris" locations in the film (i.e., Shosanna's movie theatre and a cafe) look like sets built on a Los Angeles sound stage.

It seems to me that the point of Inglourious Basterds, in keeping with the idea that it's all...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:29 AM on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Something More

We all knew Jason Reitman's Up In The Air, which will screen at the Toronto Film Festival, will open sometime in the fall/holiday period. Slashfilm's exclusive poster reveal confirms a December release. Along with a certain emotional signature.


One-sheet for Jason Reitman's Up In The Air ((Paramount, sometime in December).

The crisp and clean copy line -- "the story of a man ready to make a connection" -- feeds into the image of alone-ness (as opposed to garden-variety loneliness) that George Clooney's character, one senses, has chosen for himself out of...well, any number of reasons. But...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:52 AM on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Goodfella

Studio marketing veteran Tom Sherak was elected president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Tuesday night, succeding Sid Ganis. Sherak is one of the nicest men I've ever known in any industry or realm. He was a guest at a film class I moderated back in '97, and the crowd loved him because, as one fellow put it, "he sounds like Joe Pesci." Sherak is one of the smartest and shrewdest guys out there, but he talks like a neighborhood hardware-store manager. A trust-and-comfort, common-sense type.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:54 AM on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Okay...

HE reader Domenico Salvaggio received the following email from Team Avatar early this morning: "We apologize for the inconvenience, but due to overwhelming demand [for Friday's free Avatar preview], our RSVP site experienced technical difficulties. As a result of the crash you must re-select a screening time. Please note you may not get the original time you selected. Please click here and choose a new screening time."

"I have to re-register at 3 am?," Domenico wrote. "Are we in the early 1990's? Avatar is supposed to be the harbinger of the future bleeding-edge tech and the system they used to set...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:19 AM on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Holding Down The Fort

I heard this morning from Erica no-last-name, a 21 year-old student from Charlotte, North Carolina. Being an intelligent and committed Avatard, she took issue with my 8.17 report ("Room at the Inn") about how the Avatar tickets were snapped up faster in big cities than in outlying areas, and especially what that implied about awareness levels.


"Don't assume everyone outside of NY and LA is oblivious to Hollywood doings," she wrote. "I know how these places look from the outside (middle-class, popcorn-eating audiences flocking to stupid blockbusters) but Charlotte does have a little art society...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:16 AM on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Go, Barney

Rep. Barney Frank, bless him, understands the blunt-spoken, suffer-no-fools HE spirit and vice versa. Asked during a town-hall healthcare discussion in Dartmouth why he supports President Obama's "Nazi policy," Frank replied as follows: "On what planet do you spend most of your time? [What you're saying is] vile, contemptible nonsense. Trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining-room table."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:32 AM on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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Curiously Drawn

I wasn't even invited to see David McKenzie's Spread, a nookie-and-moral-reckoning drama with Ashton Kutcher and Anne Heche. It opened last Friday and got killed by the critics. But Andrew O'Hehir's Salon review made me want to see it anyway. So I'm thinking about buying a ticket. Naah, I can't do that. It would hurt too much if it sucks. But maybe I can get a screener from whomever.

"The indie-film hipoisie are likely to spurn it," O'Hehir wrote, "[because] there's no Diablo...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:18 PM on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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Looking Beyond

Despite Alejandro Gonzalez-Inarritu's Biutiful being listed by the IMDB as attached to Focus Features, a rep tells me it's not a Focus Features domestic title and that the film doesn't have a domestic distributor just yet. She added that CAA's Beth Swofford is handling all requests. I called and left a message, etc. I also asked Inarritu directly...zip.

Javier Bardem , Alejandro Gonzalez-Inarritu.

The loglines -- "a man involved in illegal dealing is confronted by his childhood friend, who is now a policeman" plus "a man (Bardem) who has recently lost a lover" -- and the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:02 PM on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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Talking Points

Matt Zoller Seitz's video compilation of luscious, lip-smacking Quentin Tarantino dialogue highlights from the last 17 years is great stuff. It makes me nostalgic for the good old pre-Inglourious Basterds days. And it reminds that there's nothing in Basterds that compares to these gems. Choice Basterds dialogue in a nutshell: "So it seems, to my great disappointment, zat you are not telling me everyzing dere is to know. Certain hints and indications have aroused my suspicions. And by the way, may I have another glass of your delicious milk?"

Seitz writes: "From Abernathy in...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:30 PM on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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No Tokyo Dolphins

I missed Peter Howell's 8.5 scoop about the Tokyo Film Festival shunning The Cove. The Toronto Star critic got it the day before from Cove director Louie Psihoyos during a Toronto promotional visit. Psihoyos had been told that very day -- August 4th -- that Tokyo wasn't taking The Cove. He said he'd been warned by a Tokyo festival director that the film might not make the cut for political reasons.

Howell tried to get a reaction from the Tokyo people...nothing. "It seemed like a done deal then," Howell informs, "and I haven't seen anything either online or off that contradicts...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:40 AM on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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Torrid Zone

It's such a Guatamelan sweatbox outside I almost don't want to go into Manhattan for screenings. It's that bad. I can roll with Palm Springs heat. Bone-dry cactus heat is actually kind of pleasant if you've got a drink in your hand and an air-conditioned store to pop into when you need a break. But jungle-sweat Eighth Avenue heat is awful. You're walking down the street and going "oh, man" with every other step. It affects your attitude, the sharpness of your thinking...everything. You feel two or three steps away from suffocation while standing on the West 4th street subway platform. Imagine what...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:56 AM on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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Bye-Bye Harry

The talk about MGM being in desperate financial condition and on its last legs has been going on for so many months that today's news about Harry Sloan having surrendered his CEO position is almost a "yeah, so?" The reins will now be held by motion picture group chief Mary Parent and chief financial officer Bedi Singh. Sloan will continue as ceremonial chairman. I don't even know why I'm posting this. Strictly Nikki Finke/Sharon Waxman/Kim Masters/Anne Thompson territory.

"Sloan, who was named to the CEO post in October 2005, was a disaster after inheriting MGM's killer $3.7B debt and couldn't...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:38 AM on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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"Too Scared of Their Own Shadow"

"We must have a public option," President Obama said in one of his weekly addresses. "Must," MSNBC's Rachel Maddow reminds. "But now he's changed his mind on that apparently." So now we'll have "no public option, no single payer, no national health plan. Maybe some insurance reforms, maybe not. Depends on what else the Republicans want, probably." This is damn disappointing.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:01 AM on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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Grotesque, But Not Imagined

A crudely written post on a blog called Racialicious makes what seems like a fair point about District 9, claiming that the subplot involving Nigerian gangsters has a racist thrust to it. My impression was that director Neill Blomkamp was just going for the usual gritty/scuzzy venality that all bad guys are obliged to exude in futuristic/sci-fi films these days. But given the film's racial apartheid metaphor I can see how some might be irate about some of the gross particulars and associations.

HE reader Sabina (i.e., "DeafBrownTrashPunk"), who sent the piece along, claims that the outrage of the author, Nicole Stamp,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:28 AM on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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Ya Git

You need to wade through nearly two minutes of Ricky Gervais rambling on about his upcoming 11.5 Carnegie Hall gig, before he gets to the one funny bit. (Sorry, but a publicist claimed the video is "hilarious.") The show will be part of the five-day New York Comedy Festival (11.4 to 11.8). Tracy Morgan, Dane Cook, Bill Maher, Patton Oswalt, Andy Samberg, Artie Lange, Mike Epps, Bill Burr and Mike Birbiglia will also perform at "more than 10 venues," etc.

Ricky Gervais from...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:51 AM on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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Belly of the Beast

This morning I wrote director Alejandro Gonzlaez-Inarritu (Biutiful, Babel, Amores perros) about two articles that may result in a problem starting next month, depending how things shake out. One was yesterday's Variety piece announcing Inarritu's position as jury president for the Tokyo Film Festival (10.17 through 10.25). The other was an 8.7 article by Salon's Katherine Meiszkowski that stated at the finish that the festival "recently decided not to screen The Cove," the doc about the wretched annual slaughter of dolphins in Taiji, Japan.

A festival spokesperson quoted in the Variety story, written by Mark Schilling, has "denied that...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:05 AM on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Monday, August 17, 2009

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Stand Aside, Fella

Steven Spielberg thought he had all the time in the world to dawdle and delay on his Abraham Lincoln biopic. But now Mr. Harvey Tintin has been beaten to the Civil War punch by Robert Redford, who reportedly intends to direct The Conspirator, the story of Lincoln assassination conspirator Mary Surratt, sometime this fall.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:56 PM on Monday, August 17, 2009

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Room At The Inn

You'd think with all the fanboys out there and all the Avatar hype that the free tickets to Friday evening's "Avatar Day" preview would be totally gone coast-to-coast after this afternoon's online giveaway. Actually not so far (i.e., as of 10 pm eastern). I thought this would be like the sale of Bruce Springsteen concert tickets, but nope. Avatar looks seriously hot in the big cities but elsewhere....well, not quite a stampede.


All the big-city theatres are online-requested out and some of the IMAX theatres have filled up in various territories, but there are scores of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:52 PM on Monday, August 17, 2009

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Hard Times

I was so overjoyed by losing the services of my second Windows laptop today (incredible dumb luck for both of them to crap out in the space of two weeks) that I forgot to even try to get my tickets to Avatar Day. The Avatar site crashed soon after the noon Pacific/3 pm Eastern deadline, of course, but I just tried to get a pair for the 7 pm Leows Lincoln Square showings on Monday and the site didn't laugh and tell me to forget it.

I have to admit that one of the reasons...okay, perhaps the reason why my second...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:58 PM on Monday, August 17, 2009

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Teletype

Criterion's November schedule has been inspected and Steven Soderbergh 's two Che movies aren't on it so a December release is the earliest possibility. Criterion will put a Bluray version of Matteo Garrone's Gomorrah in November, but only standard DVDs of Arnaud Desplechin's A Christmas Tale and Michael Ritchie's Downhill Racer ('69) that month.

The Downhill Racer disc "will feature a restored high-definition digital transfer; new video interviews with screenwriter James Salter; film editor Richard Harris; production manager Walter Coblenz; and former downhill skier Joe Jay Jalbert, who served as technical adviser, a ski double, and a cameraman; audio excerpts from...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:39 PM on Monday, August 17, 2009

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Suspicious Nazi Poking

Hollywood & Fine's Marshall Fine is an Inglourious Basterds fan because he basically sees it as a delicious suspense film. And he's right to the extent that the best pop-through scenes convey a sense of impending violence that is drawn out over several minutes, hence the growing suspense. (As before, all spoiler whiners are advised to stop reading at this stage.)

Denis Menochet, Christoph Waltz during opening scene of Inglourious Basterds

Except these money scenes all involve a suspicious and well-spoken German officer, and deliver the same three elements. One, the German has sniffed out...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:17 AM on Monday, August 17, 2009

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District 9 Did It

District 9 pulling down $37 million last weekend is good balancing news for those who've been tempted to think in recent weeks (i.e., like me) that the moviegoing public is divided into mindless Elois who will only pay to see crap and discriminating fans who prefer films like The Hurt Locker and David Twohy's The Perfect Getaway and The Baader Meinhof Complex. District 9 was a bridge attraction -- a high-octane Joe Popcorn movie with better-than-respectable chops.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:46 AM on Monday, August 17, 2009

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"No One Told Me About Her"

Despite (500) Days of Summer essentially being a film about how to make yourself miserable by living in your own romantic bubble and ignoring obvious warning signs about the character of your beloved, which makes it a partly intriguing but partly tedious thing to sit through because it's obvious early on that the relationship between Joseph Gordon-Levittt and Zooey Deschanel can't work because "she's not there," the film has caught on with 20somethings and that's the bottom line.

I'm okay with that. Everyone is. Marc Webb's film has some mildly arresting aspects. Gordon-Levitt's looks are still too Japanese dweeby for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:25 AM on Monday, August 17, 2009

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Public Option Cave-in?

President Obama's reported decision to bail on pushing public option health insurance -- a government-subsidized alternative to private health care that would obviously push prices down -- is, for me, a heartbreaker. I confess to knowing zip about whether insurance co-ops, which the Obama administration is now floating as an alternative, would have as strong and decisive an effect on keeping costs down...but I strongly doubt that they would.

I do know that there's no honor in compromising in order to save face. By my sights the public-option tent-fold is a wimp move. A bad day for the Obama brand....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:57 AM on Monday, August 17, 2009

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Vicko

Did I believe disgraced football player Michael Vick's pre-scripted apology on 60 Minutes last night for running a sadistic dog-fight operation that landed him in jail and all but destroyed his career? Nobody did. The guy can't act. Plus he never talked about his deep-down attitudes and feelings about dogs and how he could see them not as super-loyal friends to love and care for but as snarling gladiators good at killing and being killed. On top of which 60 Minutes interviewer James Brown was too scared to touch on the real cultural "why."

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:09 AM on Monday, August 17, 2009

Sunday, August 16, 2009

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Talking My Language

I was grouching and grumbling about Quentin Tarantino's choices for the best films of the last 16 years (i.e., since '93). Lost in Translation, for example. Then he explained why The Matrix no longer holds the second-place slot on his list due to the what-happened? effect of Reloaded and Revolutions. And I began to smile like I haven't smiled in several days.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:05 PM on Sunday, August 16, 2009

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"Bliss of Evil"

Whoever cut this Werner Herzog interview about Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans has as much editing expertise as yours truly, which is to say next to none. Movie City Indie's Ray Pride posted it this morning. Sorry for the Vimeo. If John Cusack and other occasionally mercenary actors do a straight paycheck movie now and then, so can Werner Herzog.

BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS - Werner Herzog Interview from Millennium Films on Vimeo.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:53 PM on Sunday, August 16, 2009

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Work Ethic

Metropolitan Museum of Art central stairway -- Sunday, 8.16, 5:20 pm
Final day of Met's Francis Bacon exhibit -- 8.16, 3:10 pm
8.16, 4:25 pm
8.16, 6:20 pm
8.16, 6:40 pm

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:37 PM on Sunday, August 16, 2009

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Snake

Where is the transcendent theme or "lift" element in George Hickenlooper's Casino Jack, a drama about oily wheeler-dealer Jack Abramoff (Kevin Spacey)? What I mean is that a film about a scumbag has to do more than say "what a scumbag!" I could answer my own question since I have a copy of Norman Snider's script, but I've been too much of a lazy-ass to read it.

Some light has been shed by George Rush & Joanna Molloy, who've read the script. But all they're saying is that "some of its real-life characters" -- George Bush, Karl Rove, Tom DeLay, former...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:36 AM on Sunday, August 16, 2009

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Curse and Blessing

"I'm of the persuasion that budget constraints are very, very good for creativity," Mad Men auteur Matthew Weiner tells Vanity Fair's Bruce Handy. "I think people having unlimited amounts of money makes you really lazy. And I will be quoted on that, believe it or not."

Mad Men's creative honcho Matthew Weiner

I've been saying this for years. The more money spent on a film, the more needlessly grandiose and overbearing it tends to be. Obviously not always. That Gone With the Wind shot of the dead and dying in Atlanta surely cost a load...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:24 AM on Sunday, August 16, 2009

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Tumbling Tides

In this morning's Mad Men vs. Woodstock piece, N.Y. Times columnist Frank Rich quotes Vanity Fair's Bruce Handy: "As in Hitchcock, the Mad Men characters are unaware of shocks that the audience knows all too well lie ahead, whether they be the Kennedy assassination and women's lib or long sideburns and the lasting influence of Doyle Dane Bernbach's witty, self-deprecating 'lemon' ad for Volkswagen."


"What we don't know," Rich comments, "is how the characters will be rocked by these changes. But we're reasonably certain it won't be pretty. That's where...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:17 AM on Sunday, August 16, 2009

Saturday, August 15, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:34 PM on Saturday, August 15, 2009

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Tree-Tasting Time

I don't know much about Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life. Okay, I know a couple things. I know that I've faintly disliked the title from the get-go because it sounds too pat and cliched. I know the film is coming out in the late fall through Apparition, the new distribution company. And that it's about an anxious and disturbed middle-aged guy named Jack (Sean Penn) trying to get past a long-simmering resentment of his father (Brad Pitt). And that one way or another Malick's narrative takes a detour into a dinosaur realm of some kind.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:21 PM on Saturday, August 15, 2009

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"Starving and Desperate"?

There are only four leap-out portions in David Segal's 8.15 N.Y. Times piece about the convulsive goings-on at the Weinstein Co. ("Weinsteins Struggle to Regain Their Golden Touch").


The first is a vague hint that Segal may have seen Nine or Nowhere Boy or Youth in Revolt...maybe. But that's all she wrote because he cops out and doesn't identify which of the six completed Weinstein Co. films he was shown, which strikes me as a very candy-assed, needlessly covert way to go. Not even hints, for Chrissake.

Harvey and Bob Weinstein "were downright generous with...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:17 PM on Saturday, August 15, 2009

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Russkis

One of the below images is the word APPARITION converted to Russian cyrillic letters; the other is the new logo of Bob Berney and Bill Pohlad's Apparition, a just-announced distribution company that will bring out The Young Victoria and Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life. Which is the Russian version and which is the logo? And what's the reason for the Russian/KGB/Alexander Nevsky 'tude in the first place?




posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:34 PM on Saturday, August 15, 2009

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"That's Funny..."

"That Empire fighter ship is dustin' crops where there ain't no crops." Art by Jim Hance. Link from i09 via In Contention.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:57 PM on Saturday, August 15, 2009

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Another Basterds Slap

I'm about to describe another scene in Inglourious Basterds (Weinstein Co., 8.21) that rubbed me the wrong way after I saw it last week for the second time. I actually found it infuriating. Movie-experience purists and spoiler whiners are again advised to steer clear, although this scene has already been described many times.


More an extended POV shot than a complete scene, it shows young Shosanna Dreyfus (Melanie Laurent) running like hell from a small French farmhouse seconds after her family has been killed by German soldiers under the command of Col. Hans Landa (Christoph...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:37 AM on Saturday, August 15, 2009

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Visual Values

My choices for the best newly-released stills from Werner Herzog's My Son What Have Ye Done? and Neil Jordan's Ondine. Obviously Michael Shannon and Chloe Sevigny in the Herzog (top); Colin Farrell and Stephen Rea in Jordan's dramatic fantasy (bottom). Both headed for the Toronto Film Festival.




posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:10 AM on Saturday, August 15, 2009

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Bone Up On Your German

Why is it that the best films (according to one definition) are always ones you admire more and feel a lot better about after watching them than during the actual sit-and-contemplate? It's true. I'm not being facetious. The movies that seem to finally matter are the ones that...okay, are clearly delivering a profound or thoughtful undercurrent as you watch them, but which don't kick in big-time until a day, a week or a month later. These are the films you want to write home to grandma about.


Scene from Michael Haneke's The White Ribbon (Sony...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:23 AM on Saturday, August 15, 2009

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Equals

"I have sibling rivalry with Orson Welles. I don't think he's that good...all right? I have sibling rivalry with him and Stanley Kubrick" -- Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino to Charles Osgood on CBS Sunday Morning, as reported by "Page Six." (Is there a YouTube clip? I looked, failed, gave up. Then I found this excellent 14-year-old clip of QT flipping off and spitting on Chris Connelly.)


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:08 AM on Saturday, August 15, 2009

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Bide Your Time

Three-plus weeks ago Examiner.com's Bryan Young asked Steve Sansweet, Lucasfilm's Fan Relations chief, about plans for a Blu-ray Star Wars box set. Sansweet said "the best time" such a set might be timed to the fact "that there's going to be a new live action [Star Wars] TV series." He then said that "at some point in the next several years there will be a complete set of Star Wars movies and lots of extras and deleted footage and anything anyone could want." Then he re-phrased: "In the next few years there will be an ultimate box set and certainly a Blu-ray...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:00 AM on Saturday, August 15, 2009

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Go, Bernie

"There's a back story to the town meeting protests," writes Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders in an 8.14 Huff-post. "The health care industry in America is doing everything it can to stop reform. Incredibly, it has spent $130 million just in the last quarter trying to influence Congress. The Washington Post has reported that $1.4 million a day is being spent by well-paid lobbyists to do everything they can do to stop health care reform. There is a reason, naturally, for that intense opposition.

"Private insurance...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:51 AM on Saturday, August 15, 2009

Friday, August 14, 2009

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Kenny Watch

In a 8.14 Auteurs essay, Some Came Running's Glenn Kenny summarized for history and posterity the Elbert/Scott/Maher/Yours Truly/McWeeny/H.G. Wells/George Pal/Morlock & Eloi meme, a.k.a. "You Damn Kids." And at the conclusion -- I love this -- Kenny notes that "the age argument seems played out [as] Wells is onto a new class of people who suck: Chicks, 'cause they won't go see The Cove."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:05 PM on Friday, August 14, 2009

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33 TIFF Films

I haven't begun to even ask which Toronto films without name-level actors and directors I ought to see. All I've done is list the ones I intend to see because of my familiarity with the actors and directors behind them. They comprise a pretty amazing list so far. Here they are in no particular order:

Jason Reitman's Up in the Air; Jean-Pierre Jeunet's Micmacs; Werner Herzog's Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans; Tom Hooper's The Damned United, Dagur Kari's The Good Heart, Joe Dante's The Hole, Fatih Akin's Soul Kitchen, Brian Koppelman and David Levien's Solitary Man, Atom Egoyan's Chloe, Jon Amiel's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:44 PM on Friday, August 14, 2009

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Prawns, Dust and Garbage

So here I am, the last guy in the world weighing in on Neill Blomkamp's District 9. It's obviously a semi-thoughtful, hard-jolt, sit-up-in-your-seat thing from a young director out to make a name for himself. I was never bored and knew all the time I was watching a riveting, exception-to-the-rule sci-fi actioner. It's certainly the best film I've ever seen that has the name "Peter Jackson" in the opening credits. It's hard and mean and fast and fat-free, so Jackson must have left Blomkamp alone. Hard to accept but the proof's in the pudding.


The racial...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:40 PM on Friday, August 14, 2009

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Donkey Ears

I'm not trying to sound like a simpleton, but an association came to mind when I first saw the Na'vi hybrids during the showing of the 24-minute Avatar reel at ComicCon. "I've seen those ears before," I told myself. It finally hit me today what that association is. It came after I saw this just-released photo of Sam Worthington and a submerged Na'Vi hybrid. No biggie. Just sayin'.


Na'vi hybrid in James Cameron's Avatar; morph victim in Walt Disney's Pinnocchio.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:16 PM on Friday, August 14, 2009

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Working On It

Is it fair or achievable (in a legitimate, fair-minded sense) to compare rabid believers among true-believer, herd-mentality fanboys with the right-wing birthers and townhall "death panel" protesters? This idea was thrown into my lap several minutes ago, and so far...well, it's not coalescing. That's because there's nothing that fanboys have said or done in response to, say, District 9 that echoes rightie nutters screaming about socialism poisoning the American tradition and so on. Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't see it.

I suppose a case can be made by the more-than-500 comments on Rotten Tomatoes that attack N.Y. Press critic Armond White...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:41 AM on Friday, August 14, 2009

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Funny Guy

MTV News correspondent Jett Wells pitches the idea of Brad Pitt as a dry-attitude comedian by way of his performances in Se7en, Snatch, Fight Club, Ocean's 11 and Burn After Reading. Wait...are we missing something? The brain-dead couch stoner he played in True Romance, perhaps?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:04 AM on Friday, August 14, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:56 AM on Friday, August 14, 2009

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Wait In The Hall

The Toronto Film Festival press office team hasn't made its final, last-minute calls about who will be getting press badges for the forthcoming festival (9.10 to 9.19). They're re-reviewing the situation next Monday, a rep says. It nonetheless seems curious, especially considering the rampant implosion of print outlets all over the world, that the TIFF-ers are giving three well-read, thoroughly respectable online voices -- Movieline's Stu VanAirsdale, Spoutblog's Karina Longworth and Cinemablend's Katey Rich -- the vague idea that they may not make the cut. Or that they might...not sure yet!


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:37 AM on Friday, August 14, 2009

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Page-Turner

The German-soldier-clubbing scene that I wrote about yesterday and also two days previously has been given the graphic-novel treatment over at playboy.com. Good work by artist R. M. Guera and fine coloring by Giulia Brusco, but the action and dialogue...well, look it over.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:49 AM on Friday, August 14, 2009

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Girls Won't Watch It

In an 8.13 L.A. Times article, John Horn reported that "because ticket buyers prefer escapist fare these days, [they've] been reluctant to swim to The Cove, a documentary on Japanese dolphin-killing that has some of the year's best reviews. Despite a ton of publicity, The Cove labored after expanding into limited national release last weekend. Roadside Attraction's Howard Cohen admits that 'when people hear there is violence against animals, it's tough for them to think about it...but the concept...is much more off-putting than the experience of watching it.'"


Methinks Cohen and Horn are side-stepping the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:21 AM on Friday, August 14, 2009

Thursday, August 13, 2009

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Baseball Bat

For those who read my "Jew Dogs"/Inglourious Basterds review from two or three days ago, this quote from Quentin Tarantino, given to bfi.org, will strike a familiar chord:

"Now, where I bring in, to me, some resonance to the piece is... Look, I'm not changing what the Basterds are doing at all. But there's my portrayal of the German sergeant. He's not a cringing coward. He's very brave. He's actually heroic if you consider his point of view on the subject. So I'm not making it easy for you. And I never make it easy in this movie.

...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:10 PM on Thursday, August 13, 2009

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Sing-Songy

I was just on the phone with a very polite and gracious twentysomething lady who works for a major film-related organization. And there was a problem. I couldn't grasp half of what she was saying. This was because (a) she had one of those breathy little mincey peep-peep voices, and (b) she used the cadences and curious tonalities of "mall-speak," in which simple declarative sentences like "the cat ran up the tree" sound like hesitant questions, as in "like, the cat, uhm...I heard, like, ran up the tree?"

And when she kindly spelled the names of two people I need to call,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:49 PM on Thursday, August 13, 2009

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Jig's Up

Movieline's Stu VanAirsdale put on his reporter's hat, got out the notepad, laced up the shoe leather and located the top-secret spot where John Hughes died. It's at 60 West 55th Street in front of a green-painted wall of some sort. There's a tiny little candle shrine next to the main door.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:32 PM on Thursday, August 13, 2009

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"Proudly Rocking A Gut"

"An unexpected element has been added" to "the unvarying male uniform in the precincts of Brooklyn cool," reports the N.Y. Times Guy Trebay, "and that is a burgeoning potbelly one might term the Ralph Kramden.


"What the trucker cap and wallet chain were to hipsters of a moment ago, the Kramden is to what my colleague Mike Albo refers to as the 'coolios' of now. Leading with a belly is a male privilege of long standing, of course, a symbol of prosperity in most cultures and of freedom from anxieties about body image that have plagued...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:03 PM on Thursday, August 13, 2009

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Education Pothole

Lone Scherfig's An Education (Sony Classics, 10.9) is going to have clear sailing as far as critics and the Academy and somewhat educated 30-and-overs are concerned. There's never been any doubt about that. But there will be a connection problem, apparently, with younger twentysomethings, and I'm not just talking about the Eloi.


I'm talking about guys like my son Jett -- Jett of all people! a guy who almost always gets it and tunes into a very wise frequency with the right kind of well-read, sensitive-soul attitudes -- having problems with the idea of an...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:15 AM on Thursday, August 13, 2009

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Silence of Hughes Masons

Three days ago Newser's Michael Wolff posted a frankly-written piece about the lack of any real reporting concerning the death of John Hughes. It basically took off the tap shoes and asked "so what really happened to the guy, without the garlands and the birdseed?" Wolff's conclusion: "The media really does protect its own. Even at the expense of a juicy story."


A somewhat less-than-svelte John Hughes (l.) sometime around 2000.

Two days before Wolff's piece the above photo of a 50 year-old Hughes (taken in 2000) appeared on a blogspot called Northwardho. The headline...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:59 AM on Thursday, August 13, 2009

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Tweeners Hate Legos

The primal emotional history that 20somethings have with Transformers toys (a residue of their post-toddler/tweener period) was a big factor in the success of the film versions. It's not rocket science. Likewise the primal loathing felt by kids from age seven to twelve about Legos has, I would presume, also been retained. Young boys stop playing with Legos and move on to war toys when they're five or six, and once they've left Legos behind they despise the younger kids who are still into them. Trust me -- I've been there and seen how my boys' attitudes changed, etc.

Hence, most twentysomethings have...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:29 AM on Thursday, August 13, 2009

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Avatar Freebie

Ten questions and observations about the forthcoming free showings of a 16-minute Avatar reel -- a nationwide event that Cameron has called "Avatar Day" -- at over 100 IMAX theatres on Friday, 8.21, or eight days hence:


(1) The only way to get tickets will be to visit the Avatar website a few minutes before noon Pacific/3 pm Eastern on Monday, 8.17, and click away at the very top of the hour and hope for the best. Oh, puhleeze pick me and damn you to hell's caverns if you don't! Damnyoupickmedamnyoupickpickmedamnyoupickme.... pickme! Will the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:51 AM on Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Damn Straight

I've never been a Hillary Clinton fan but I totally sympathize with those snippy comments she made yesterday in Kinshasa, Congo. When a questioner asked her "Mr. Clinton's" view of World Bank concerns about a multi-billion-dollar Chinese loan offer to the Congo, she got her back up and then some. "You want me to tell you what my husband thinks?" she said. "My husband is not secretary of state, I am. If you want my opinion, I'll tell you my opinion. I am not going to be channeling my husband." She could have ignored the implication but it's fine that she didn't....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:19 PM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Really?

Initially posted by People and In Contention. The real Amelia Earhart was so egoistic that she had her initials painted on her aviator jumpsuit, like some present-day bling-bling football player? Find me the photograph that proves this because I don't believe it. The Earhart I've read about didn't see herself as a rock star. She was brave, dedicated, modest, hardcore, etc. Yes, I could be wrong.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:20 PM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Bistro


Five Minutes of Heaven director Oliver Hirschbiegel during last night's IFC dinner party at Le Cercle Rouge. Marianna Rothen is at Oliver's right (and our left); Audra Urruta is standing to his left (and our right). Unless I got it wrong. Here, again, is my review.

Tattoo belonging to Oliver Hirschbiegel pally Marianna Rothen.
Bar-facing main wall of Le Cercle Rouge.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:09 AM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Sorkin/Social Network

Without saying anything I need to say something else about Aaron Sorkin's The Social Network screenplay. On top of my previous observation that some may be inspired down the road to compare the finished film to The Treasure of Sierra Madre. What I'm saying is, I believed each and every line without reservation. It didn't feel written but creatively transcribed and pruned in the highest interpretation or understanding of that term.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:29 AM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Ballsy

Here's a well-written, unusually candid-sounding recollection of the late John Hughes by Molly Ringwald, posted in today's N.Y. Times. I can't recall reading anything like this by any actor or actress about a just-passed director. Usually it's all hearts and flowers.

"None of the films that Hughes made [after The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles] had the same kind of personal feeling to me. They were funny, yes, wildly successful, to be sure, but I recognized very little of the John I knew in them, of his youthful, urgent, unmistakable vulnerability. It was like his heart had closed, or at least...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:27 AM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Struggle Moves

A lot of famous actors performed cheap and regrettable gigs when they were young, and would naturally like these necessary-at-the-time, nose-holding gigs to be forgotten all around. Joan Crawford, Michelle Pfeiffer, Debra Winger, etc. Don't even start.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:15 AM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Because They're Young

Yesterday Hitfix's Drew McWeeny tried to dispute the indisputable, statistically fortified and hardly radical concern (recently voiced in rant-form by myself, Bill Maher, Roger Ebert and N.Y. Times critic A.O. Scott) that a significant sector of the under-25s out there haven't exactly shown themselves to be paragons of intellectual vigor and spiritual curiosity, and that their enthusiastic support for boon-to-humanity movies like G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra and Transformers 2 along with their corresponding disinterest in hardcore gems like The Hurt Locker (because Summit hasn't bought enough TV and print spots to remind them that it's playing as part of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:24 AM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Seine Vibe

I meant to run a comparison of these two posters for An Education last week but I couldn't convert a PDF image of the Australian version (r.) with my Corel photo manipulation program...don't ask. And then In Contention's Guy Lodge ran with it yesterday. Sony Classics' domestic poster (a) conveys a neutral romantic vibe and (b) conceals/Photoshops the fact that Peter Sarsgaard's character in the film is much older than Carey Mulligan's, which of course is a major plot point.


Sony Classics' An Education poster, intended for U.S. audiences (l.); the Australian version (r.)....
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:36 AM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Wife/Family

This went up...good God, 15 months ago. But it's still funny. Not just the verbal repetition but the same emotional infusion stabs, over and over and over. Easily the equivalent of Shia Lebouf's "no, no, no" video. (Thanks to Slashfilm.)


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:47 AM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Manhunter

I was thrown a few weeks ago when I read a statement from Freestyle Releasing's publicist that My One and Only (8.21) that it's based on the life and times of George Hamilton ( Love at First Bite, Godfather III, Viva Maria, A Thunder of Drums). It's actually about Hamilton's indefatigable gold-digging mom, Ann Devereaux (Renee Zellweger) and blah, blah. Zellweger is a problem but let's keep an open mind until next week's premiere screening. The young Hamilton is played by Logan Lerman , and Mark Rendall plays his red-haired brother Robbie. Hamilton exec produced, Richard Loncraine directed and Blame It On...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:31 AM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Halfway There

The studio-released version of James Bridges' Mike's Murder ('84) is now available through Warner Bros. Archives.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:59 AM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Live Free or Die

The on-camera manner and seemingly balanced personality of anti-heath care protester William Kostric, who stood outside President Obama's town-hall meeting yesterday with a gun strapped to his leg, isn't all that crazy-seeming. As right-wing extremists go, I'd rather listen to him than mouth-foamers like Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh. But for every Kostric out there, there are probably nine others who are more rabid and wild-eyed and hair-trigger. If it were only possible to just clap our hands three times and get rid of these guys, painlessly and untraumatically...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:26 AM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Character Lines

I'm as sensitive and activist-minded as the next guy and am no fan of the torturing that went on during the Bush years. But what got me about this ACLU spot is the off-angle cutting and the mesmerizing faces of Oliver Stone, Phillip Glass, Rosie Perez and Noah Emmerich. None of Emmerich's performances over the years have inspired any kind of kinship or sympatico, but I suddenly feel cool about the guy because of this video riff. Go figure.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:57 AM on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

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"Jew Dogs"

If a movie is bad in an altogether grand-sweep way, it is also bad in hundreds of small particular ways. Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds, which is going to choke and die when it opens on 8.21, is such a film. I didn't think very much of it after seeing it at Cannes -- I mainly complained that it's too long-winded -- but I caught it a second time last night and it really didn't go down well.

Spoiler whiners are hereby warned to stay the hell...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:20 AM on Tuesday, August 11, 2009

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Five Minutes of Heaven

There's a feeling of gathered moral clarity -- a certain down-to-it, no-mucking-about, time-to-face-it vibe -- in Oliver Hirschbiegel's Five Minutes of Heaven (IFC Films, 8.21). It's basically a film about two veterans of the Irish troubles in the '70s (Liam Neeson, James Nesbitt) looking back at a brutal political killing and trying to do or say something that will put the ghosts to rest. Except ghosts have a tendency to hang around. The darker the memory, the more they rule.

Split between Ireland's present and its violent past...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:25 AM on Tuesday, August 11, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:17 AM on Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009

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Basic Rule

If someone famous dies as a result of an external force or condition (car crash, drowning, lightning on golf course), journalists report it. If someone famous dies due to some common disease or affliction, journalists report it. But if someone famous dies due to the usual result of blatantly self-destructive behavior (like heavy cigarette smoking, black-coffee-drinking or relentless fatty-food-eating for decades), journalists don't report it. In other words, if someone in effect commits a form of slow-motion suicide, journalists would rather not point this out. Update: I should have just spat out what I was told a day or two earlier, which was...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:42 PM on Monday, August 10, 2009

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South American Scuzballs

Dave McNary's Variety article about Triple Frontier, the next project for director Kathryn Bigelow and Mark Boal, said they;d be executive producing but declined to say in so many words if Bigelow will be directing. I've been told she in fact is attached to direct, which is basically a yeah-I'll-probably-direct-but-I'd-rather-not-yet-sign posture.

The pic, being written by Boal, will be a crime drama he "set in the notorious border zone between Paraguay, Argentina and Brazil where the Igazu and Parana rivers converge -- making 'la triple frontera' difficult to monitor and a haven for organized crime," etc. None of which means anything...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:36 PM on Monday, August 10, 2009

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Australian Sitdown


Actress Olya Zueva, who plays Angelina Jolie's mother in a '70s flashback sequence in Phillip Noyce's Salt (Sony, 7.10) -- Sunday, 8.9.09, 8:40 pm. It was my contention that Olya is close to being a dead-ringer for Rachel Ward as she looked in the late '70s. Certainly close enough.

Two bottles of Noyce Brothers vino that couldn't be opened due to an upcoming tasting by wine guru Robert Parker.

Noyce's longtime and much-trusted assistant Chris Nablo, a right guy who's helped me out with this...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:53 AM on Monday, August 10, 2009

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Sommers!

In a q & a with Variety's Michael Fleming, G.I. Joe director and Morlock flunky Stephen Sommers blurted out the following comments:

(a) "I don't think the mainstream critics are relevant [when it comes to G.I. Joe] -- they have criticized themselves into irrelevancy. Transformers 2 got the worst reviews in the last decade, and it is the biggest hit of the year. More people will see that than any other movie. On my movie, it became so clear to us. Why not make those reviewers pay their $15 like everyone else?"

(b) "I'd shown it dozens of times, all around...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:14 AM on Monday, August 10, 2009

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Judd's Rightie Agenda?

Seth Rogen, Judd Apatow's creative partner and all-around wing man, reportedly told an interviewer during the promo lead-up for Knocked Up that "we make extremely right-wing movies with extremely filthy dialogue."

Rogen "was half-joking, of course, and it's safe to say that you won't see Apatow and his merry men at the next Christian Coalition fundraiser," writes N.Y. Times Op-Ed columnist Ross Douthat. "But the one-liner got something important right. By marrying raunch and moralism, Apatow's movies have done the near impossible: They've made an effectively conservative message about relationships and reproduction seem relatable, funny, down-to-earth and even sexy.

"No...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:01 AM on Monday, August 10, 2009

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Check and Compare

In his latest Future of Classic posting, amctv.com columnist Bilge Ebiri points out several similarities between G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra and Trey Parker and Matt Stone's puppet-animated Team America: World Police. "There are so many similarities between the two movies that it's almost impossible to keep track of them all," Ebiri writes. On a scale of 1 to 10 how likely is it that G.I. Joe writers Stuart Beattie and David Elliot never saw Team America? Just asking.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:40 AM on Monday, August 10, 2009

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Morlocks Are Feasting

So to recap, in the space of the last three days Bill Maher, Roger Ebert and N.Y. Times critic A.O. Scott have all deplored abundant indications of rank stupidity and infantilism among the general public -- Maher addressing diminished or nonexistent political awareness levels and Ebert/Scott pointing to increasing popularity of idiot-level CG paintbox/dada movies and the kneejerk avoidance among the under-25s of films with even a smidgen of adult texture or provocation.


Which is what I've been bemoaning in no uncertain terms in this column for years, and which is entirely about...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:21 AM on Monday, August 10, 2009

Sunday, August 9, 2009

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Bothered

Why is it that every time I make a particular and referenced point about some current topic of interest or intrigue, 90% of the reader responses always meander off-topic or bring up their own curious crotch-scratch issues or generally downgrade the discourse? I put some thought into these pieces, dammit, and 90% of the time people go, "Yeah, whatever...but I have something else to discuss of a more coarse and common nature."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:30 PM on Sunday, August 9, 2009

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In The Tank

In Contention's Guy Lodge has written that U.S. audiences are going to have "wait indefinitely" to see Andrea Arnold's Fish Tank. The reason, as I wrote in my Cannes review, is that it's "basically a female Billy Elliot with no hope, no shot, no Julie Walters to teach and encourage, no father willing to break his back in order to pay for his child's education at a London arts academy, no Marc Bolan singing 'I Love To Boogie'...none of that."

Fish Tank "is extremely well captured...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:09 PM on Sunday, August 9, 2009

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Eloi

"Certainly most of those who see The Hurt Locker become enthusiastic advocates of the film," notes Roger Ebert, "but apparently those younger viewers who have seen it haven't had much of an influence on their peers. While the success of the film continues to grow as it steadily increases its number of theaters, the majority of younger filmgoers are missing this boat.

"Why is that? They don't care about reviews, perhaps. They also resist a choice that is not in step with their peer group. Having joined...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:49 PM on Sunday, August 9, 2009

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Too Dumb To Breathe

"I'm the bad guy for saying it's a stupid country," Bill Maher said during last Friday's New Rules rant, "yet polls show that a majority of Americans cannot name a single branch of government, or explain what the Bill of Rights is. 24% could not name the country America fought in the Revolutionary War. More than two-thirds of Americans don't know what's in Roe v. Wade. Two-thirds don't know what the Food and Drug Administration does.

"Some of this stuff you should be able to pick up simply by being alive. You know, like the way the Slumdog kid knew about...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:11 PM on Sunday, August 9, 2009

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Snappy


At Friday night's informal birthday party for Movieline's New York editor/contributor Stu VanAirsdale. (l. to r.) Focus Features video guy Jamie Stuart, Vadim Rizov, STV, Lisa Fox, publicist Sylvia Savadjian.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:51 AM on Sunday, August 9, 2009

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Gold and Men's Souls

It's been widely reported that Aaron Sorkin's screenplay of The Social Network (a.k.a., "the Facebook movie") is going to be made into a film with David Fincher directing and Scott Rudin producing with I-don't-know-who playing Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, founding CFO Eduardo Saverin and Napster founder Sean Parker.

I'm mentioning this because I realized last night there's a certain resonance that feeds into the story's underlying theme about greed and corruption -- i.e., monster-sized paydays and huge potential pouring out of a dynamic business that ruins friendships and turns nice college-age obsessives into ruthless sharks. What hit me is that folks who...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:07 AM on Sunday, August 9, 2009

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Collier, Not Tiber

Taking Woodstock director Ang Lee has said he chose the story of struggling motel operator Eliot Tiber (played by Demetri Martin) as a window into the Woodstock Music Festival phenomenon. Except Tiber's story isn't very interesting. It seems a little curious and beside the point, and Imelda Staunton's bizarre portrayal of Tiber's paranoid Jewish-gunboat mom almost tips the film into the realm of grand guignol.


N.Y. Times reporter Bernard Collier; 1969 Woodstock Music Festival & Art Fair

What would have been a lot more dramatic and fascinating in a cultural-echo sort of way is the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:45 AM on Sunday, August 9, 2009

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Geeky-Hip Monster Pic

On one level Larry Cohen's Q (a.k.a., The Winged Serpent) is a ludicrous crap-level B movie about a prehistoric flying dinosaur wreaking havoc upon Manhattan from a perch atop the Chrysler building. On another level it's one of the wittiest genre goofs ever made -- a kind of loose hipster comedy that almost lampoons the monster-threat aspect -- with an almost mystifying performance by Michael Moriarty as the ultimate doofus-dweeb protagonist.

There's a legendary bit when Moriarty, a part-time scat-singing performer, spazzes out as he watches...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:57 AM on Sunday, August 9, 2009

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"Thanks, Quetzalcoatl!"

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:50 AM on Sunday, August 9, 2009

Saturday, August 8, 2009

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Through A Glass Mildly

I've just come out of a 4 pm public screening of Amy Rice and Alicia Sams' By The People: The Election of Barack Obama at Manhattan's Sunshine Cinemas, and I'm sorry to say it's a fairly bloodless portrait of one of the most fascinating, breathtaking, sometimes ugly, occasionally transcendent, up-and-down racial-tinderbox elections in our nation's history. It's up-close and somewhat intimate and sorta kinda dull at times. Not novacaine dull but glide-along, yeah-yeah dull.


You'd never really know what a heart-pumping ride Obama's two-year campaign for the White House was by watching this nicely...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:40 PM on Saturday, August 8, 2009

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Bad Bulb

John Flynn's The Outfit, which screened last night at Manhattan's Anthology Film Archives, played well to a full house. It's the best kind of '70s relic -- a modest and unpretentious character piece that happens to be about guns, crime and payback. But the AFA's projection was godawful. The projection lamp was so dim that half the images, which Flynn composed with low light and indoor shadows, were pure murk.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:00 PM on Saturday, August 8, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:17 AM on Saturday, August 8, 2009

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Times We Live In

The trailer for Oliver Parker's Dorian Gray, slated to play next month's Toronto Film Festival, indicates that the film may be mildly reprehensible. Oscar Wilde's tale of moral decrepitude among 19th Century London elite has apparently been coarsened into a semi-blatant sex-and-horror pic in hopes of reaching young horror hormonals. Wilde's rotted corpse, lying inside a stone tomb at Pere Lachaise, is waiting for TIFF reactions before deciding what to do.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:56 AM on Saturday, August 8, 2009

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Slip-in

Today is the day to see By The People: The Election of Barack Obama at the Sunshine. Amy Rice and Alicia Sims' doc opened yesterday without hoopla to qualify for the Best Feature Doc Oscar. The official breakout happens on HBO in November.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:41 AM on Saturday, August 8, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009

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Night of Mourning

Say a prayer for the U.S. moviegoing culture. The public paid $22.5 million to see GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra on Friday, and indications are that it could earn anywhere from $55 million to $60 million by Sunday night. If there was any film this summer that screamed "crap, CG cheeseball, soul-killing, don't see it!" it was G.I. Joe. And the empty vessels went anyway. This is an omen of desecrations to come. The bad people have won. We've all inched closer to the edge of the cliff.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:41 PM on Friday, August 7, 2009

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Deep Impact

Another visual thing -- Uma Thurman's red hair, her eyes, the brightly colored pacifier, the yellow mustard background, etc. Katherine Dieckman's Motherhood (Freestyle, 10.16), which I don't even remember having played at Sundance '09, costars Anthony Edwards, Minnie Driver, Samantha Bee, Alice Drummond and Arjun Gupta.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:10 PM on Friday, August 7, 2009

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Green Water

Nothing to do with anything; purely an impulse post. I'm just in love with the moment when we reach the bridge and the camera pans right. Sometimes the visual is enough.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:00 PM on Friday, August 7, 2009

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Eisenhower Days

"I wrote the first sentence -- 'If Dad hadn't shot Walt Disney in the leg, it would have been our best vacation ever!' -- and the rest was automatic," recalls John Hughes in a piece about the writing of "Vacation '58," which became National Lampoon's Family Vacation. I've always loved Hughes' original story; I never liked the film all that much.


The original Griswold family

"I used the voice of a boy to cover my lack of skill, and to flatten the big moments. In Rusty's prosaic language, a ruined vacation and an...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:17 PM on Friday, August 7, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:10 PM on Friday, August 7, 2009

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Food and Intel

Vanity Fair.com's John Lopez has recut a Julie & Julia trailer to accomodate last year's report that Julia Child was a kind of World War II spook.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:55 AM on Friday, August 7, 2009

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Low and Coarse

The shouters and shovers at recent town meetings being held to discuss health-care initiatives are "probably reacting less to what [President] Obama is doing, or even to what they've heard about what he's doing, than to who he is," writes N.Y. Times columnist Paul Krugman.

"That is, the driving force behind the town hall mobs is probably the same cultural and racial anxiety that's behind the 'birther' movement, which denies Mr. Obama's citizenship. Senator Dick Durbin has suggested that the birthers and the health care protesters are one and the same; we don't know how many of the protesters are birthers, but...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:46 AM on Friday, August 7, 2009

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Nerditude

Charlyne Yi is a fascinating reason to see Paper Heart, a lightweight faux-documentary that costars (in the dreariest, least assertive way possible) Michael Cera. Fascinating because she represents a relatively fresh sensibility among comedians (if that's what you want to call her), which is to say a comic who's better at making you cock your head and go "wait...is that it?" than getting laughs.

She's a kind of shtick-free permutation of a 21st Century Andy Kaufman -- a curious comedian whose strangely undeveloped (i.e., arrested)...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:49 AM on Friday, August 7, 2009

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Among The Greatest

It's extremely rare when a main-title sequence (a) conveys the tone, style and milieu of the film to come, (b) suggests what the story will be about and even hints what kind of person the main character is, and (c) uses music that underlines what's being "said." This almost never happens, but it did 15 years ago when Tim Burton put together the opening-credits sequence for Ed Wood.

I'll never forget a report about the 1995 L.A. Film Critics Award ceremony that described how the film's composer...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:27 AM on Friday, August 7, 2009

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Not That Simple

Mafia hit-man biographer Phil Carlo has reportedly declined to sign a deal with producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura to make a film of The Ice Man, a portrait of ruthless mob assassin Richard Kuklinski, because he "couldn't stomach the idea" of Channing Tatum in the lead.


Channing Tatum; former mob hitman Richard Kuklinski

Carlo has told Page Six that Ice Man was optioned by di Bonaventura 18 months ago, and that the producer had recently asked to extend the contract so he could complete financing for the film. But he couldn't handle Tatum-as-Kuklinski.

...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:41 AM on Friday, August 7, 2009

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What Happened Was

In 1997, or some five or six years after the flop of Curly Sue and his retreat from Hollywood, the late John Hughes shared his concerns about the malignant effects of the film industry upon family and friends with female pen pal Alison Byrne Fields.

"John told me about why he left Hollywood just a few years earlier," Fields writes in an 8.6 blog post called "Sincerely, John Hughes." "He was terrified of the impact it was having on his sons. He was scared it was going to cause them to lose perspective on what was important and what happiness...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:58 AM on Friday, August 7, 2009

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It's Complicated, You Bet

Just about every Nancy Meyers movie involving a female lead of a certain age begins with Meyers saying to herself, "Wouldn't it be wonderfully satisfying and exciting if...?" The romantic fantasy in It's Complicated (Universal, 12.25) is that after a foxy older divorced woman (Meryl Streep) begins seeing an attractive new guy (Steve Martin) her re-married, somewhat girthy ex-husband (Alec Baldwin) gets the hots for her and starts cheating on his younger wife (Lake Bell) as they begin an extra-marital affair.

I don't buy this any more...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:17 AM on Friday, August 7, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

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Twitter Fail

Today's Twitter silence, the result of a virus attack that lasted at least six or seven hours if not longer, probably caused tens if not hundreds of thousands of Twitter addicts great separation anxiety...at first. Then, I'll wager, they began to get used to the idea. Perhaps some of them actually did something with their off time -- took a long walk, talked with someone they'd been meaning to talk to but never had, thought, daydreamed, went to a hardware store, etc.

A day after the 1994 L.A. earthquake (the fairly big one that happened at 4:30 or 5 in the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:55 PM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:22 PM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

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"Big Baby": Hughes Revisited

Originally posted on HE in March of last year (you can't find it online otherwise):

"A friend has faxed me the pages of that John Hughes/"Big Baby" article that I mentioned the other day, the one that trashed him -- despite Hughes being at the time the 25th most powerful person in Hollywood, according to the the then-thriving Premiere magazine -- for being "one crazed, scary, capricious bully." It turns out it was a January 1993 Spy magazine piece by Richard Lallich.


So here it is: page #1, page #2, page...Read More


posted by Moises Chiullan at 2:07 PM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

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John Hughes, 59, Is Dead

'80s comedy dynamo John Hughes, who allegedly "didn't take care of himself" and "had bad eating habits, like that of a child," according to a guy in the Hollywood comedy community, died on a Manhattan street this morning. Of a heart attack. My source heard Hughes may have been with his family when it happened, but he's not at all sure and has heard otherwise. I love/loved one Hughes film in his whole canon -- Planes, Trains and Automobiles.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:56 PM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

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Road Splat

Apart from 28 Days Later and a few others, many if not most zombie movies since Dawn of the Dead have either been seen as dry comedies or comedy-flecked, tongue-in-cheek horror romps. Ruben Fleischer's Zombieland (Sony/Columbia, 10.9), working from a script by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernic, is obviously pushing in the direction of overt genre comedy. Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson and, in a cameo, Bill Murray playing "one of the infected."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:27 PM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

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Big Five-Oh

Sharon Stone is actually 51. Any sort of mainstream sensual display from older MILF types is generally a good thing, I believe.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:47 AM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

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Dead Reckoning

The final day-before-Friday, cross-your-fingers and hold-your-breath G.I Joe numbers are as follows: 19% Unaided Awareness, 90% Total Awareness, 45% Definite Interest, 9% Not Interested, 19% First Choice and 30% "First Choice & Rel."...whatever that last stat means. I still don't see a weekend haul that will go much higher than the high $20s or low $30s. If I'm wrong, please explain how.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:27 AM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

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New Game for Scott/Phillips

A film critic from a major east-coast city wrote this morning about new potential pressures that may be visited upon N.Y. Times critic A.O. Scott in his new capacity as costar (along with Chicago Tribune critic Michael Phillips) of At The Movies. "Remember the old days when almost every movie ad had a 'two thumbs...way up' quote from Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert?," he wrote. He meant that Siskel/Ebert didn't start out as black-or-white, yes-or-no, positively-inclined thumb critics, but they seemed to lean in that direction after their show took off. "I'm saying this because TV audiences don't like people who are perceived...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:54 AM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

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Twitter Down

I knew that my inability to access Twitter this morning wasn't my own technical fault due to password problems or some other technical horseshit obstruction.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:50 AM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

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Dollars and Cents

"We intend to charge for all our news websites," New Corp. honcho Rupert Murdoch has officially said in so many words, adding his belief that "if we are successful, we will be followed by other media." Murdoch owns the New York Post and Wall Street Journal as well as the London Times and Sun newspapers in England.

So what kind of weekly or monthly fees will average news junkies like myself have to pay in order to stay high and informed once all the major news providers start charging? What will it come to in order to read the major print outlets...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:34 AM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:25 AM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

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Keep Beers Coming

Yesterday's "Argument Over Beers" piece sure stirred things up. I was rather proud of the precision and clarity in the piece as it was well written in both a structural and an expressive sense. But I didn't quite get it right when I tried to elaborate on the notion that the world would be a much better place if the philosophical, temperamental and romantic individualism that is the bedrock platform of conservativism (a.k.a. "take care of yourself and leave me alone to do whatever the hell I want" selfishness) could be somehow eradicated.


To make my...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:10 AM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

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"What Do They Know in Pittsburgh?"

Reply: "They know what they like." Counter-reply: "If they knew what they like they wouldn't live in Pittsburgh."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:09 AM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

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Kuipers Drops G.I. Joe Ball

Denied advance press-screening access (like everyone else) to G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Variety has enlisted Aussie staffer/stringer Richard Kuipers to write a review off a screening at the Birch Carroll & Coyle Myer Center Cinemas in Brisbane. But Kuipers' reactions seem, by my sights and expectations, overly moderate.


A super-sized $175 million CG movie that Paramount refuses to screen for any press whatsoever must be seriously flawed from not only a critical perspective but, one would think, from the easy-lay standards of Joe Popcorn. At the very least a film of this...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:35 AM on Thursday, August 6, 2009

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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Out to the Woodshed

There's a passage in John Horn's recently-posted L.A. Times story about The Hurt Locker that made me extremely angry. "For all of the film's early commercial and critical achievements," he writes, "Summit now faces a Hurt Locker test nearly as tricky as the film's central theme of disabling Iraqi improvised explosive devices. Younger moviegoers are not flocking to the film, which could limit its ticket sales."

Excuse me? The Young and the Empty are paying to see big-studio CG crap but they're steering clear of a genuinely cool, gripping and seriously thrilling film that is unquestionably among the year's best and which...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:55 PM on Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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Budd's Passing

Budd Schulberg, the morally-enraged writer who died Wednesday, knew fame and fortune and serious respect during his 95 years on the planet. But the praise that came his way tonight in numerous obituaries was primarily a tribute to three movies and one televised drama that were seen and praised during a five-year streak in the mid to late 1950s.

All four works were basically about social inequity and the unfairness of things in the rough and tumble of big-city commerce. They were each about powerful and ruthless people screwing over less powerful, more decent-minded colleagues or employees, and about the necessity of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:57 PM on Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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Hold All Calls

Jett just filed a lively story about Passion Pit, the Cambridge-based rock band, playing a slammin' hot set this afternoon inside MTV's Times Square offices on the 24th floor.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:18 PM on Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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Ding-Dong, Bens Are Dead

Was it low ratings or embarassment over content that prompted Disney's AMC Media Productions to pull the plug on At The Movies co-hosts Ben Lyons and Ben Mankiewicz? I'd like to know the facts and hear all the inside-dirt theories over the coming hours.

My guess is that it was 70% ratings and 30% embarassment over Lyons, whose imprecise and overly generous reviews of too many crap-level films attracted most of the criticism directed at the show. Mankiewicz wasn't too bad by comparison. Tough deal. If I were Lyons I would issue a statement saying "I'd like to apologize to...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:15 PM on Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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Kill Harvey

With Variety's Michael Fleming having reported that the wise and perceptive Tom Hanks has decided against playing Elwood P. Dowd in Steven Spielberg's Harvey remake, Movieline's Kyle Buchanan is predicting that Will Smith will probably snap it up.

But if Smith knows what's good for him, he won't. He needs to (a) man up and stop trying to be likable/charming/ingratiating all the time, (b) never commit on-screen suicide with lethal jellyfish ever again, and (c) realize that Spielberg is starting to be over and do the old downhill side. I'm pledging right now that if Smith turns Spielberg down he'll...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:04 AM on Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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Absence of Kim's

"Beyond the mail delays and the botched orders, the lack of human interaction is the big problem with Netflix and its cyber-ilk. Thanks to the Internet, we can now do nearly everything -- working, shopping, moviegoing, social networking, having sex -- on one machine at home. We're becoming a society of shut-ins. We deprive ourselves of exercise, even if it's just a stroll around the mall, until we're the shape of those blobby people in WALL*E. And we deny ourselves the random epiphanies of human contact." -- from Richard Corliss's 8.10 Time essay, "Why Netflix Stinks: A Critic's Complaint."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:58 AM on Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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The Blues


I now own about 64 or 65 Blurays, a good 75% or 80% of them purchased over the last seven months at full-price retail. What is that, a shell-out of $1500 or thereabouts?

The greeting message of the low-rent spyware that took over my 17" Gateway last Sunday. Notice the use of the phrase "break your life." It's one of those b.s. programs that says you've been invaded by 38 spywares/malwares and the only way to get rid of them is to purchase their b.s. spyware-fighting software for $59 and change. Except (a) you can't...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:26 AM on Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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Suddenly

Not a rumor -- John Flynn's The Outfit is actually showing at the Anthology Film Archives tomorrow night at 9:30 pm. Amazing. Now comes the letdown. I haven't seen it in many years and have probably allowed the absence to disproportionately inflate its value.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:12 AM on Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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Released

Sometimes goodness doesn't hide behind its gates.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:17 AM on Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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Argument Over Beers

I had an argument last night with Jett over my assertion that conservative righties are essentially defined by selfishness. Because they're basically the party of "me first, taking care of my own family, the less fortunate need to get their act together and work harder, darker-skinned people are entitled to the good life but a lot of them don't seem to really get it like we do, I-don't-know-about-that-global-warming-stuff, I like to play golf and drive my SUV to the hardware store or the country club and do whatever the hell I want within the bounds of reason because that's what rugged American individualists...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:31 AM on Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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Toyland

This G.I. Joe spoof trailer gets down to the adolescent heart of the matter. The only bothersome thing is that it was posted three days ago.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:17 AM on Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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Feel I've Seen It

An antagonistic prick-father-and-pissed-off-son relationship (Jeff Bridges, Justin Timberlake) and a road trip taken with Kate Mara (i.e., Heath Ledger's daughter in Brokeback Mountain) in which it all gets hashed out. And with a title like The Open Road (Anchor Bay, 8.28)...well, how can it miss?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:03 PM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:32 PM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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In A Nutshell

Nora Ephron's Julie & Julia isn't half bad for a female-market foodie movie. What doesn't work then? A baseball analogy obviously doesn't fit but I'm going to use one anyway. Meryl Streep's almost musical performance as Julia Child amounts to a series of ground-rule doubles. Strong swing, crack of the bat but not homer-level. And Ephron's direction is technically smooth and error-free -- she's a good manager. But Amy Adams has been given a thankless role, that of an agitated and shrewish Child devotee named Julie Powell, and she hasn't been given the dialogue or the emotional range with which to...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:07 PM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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Save LACMA Petition

It won't help but there's a save-LACMA's-film-screening-program petition circulating online that some may want to sign and pass along. The honest truth is that over the last three or four years I've gone to see films at LACMA maybe twice a year, if that. If a Los Angeleno with a fanatical film-loving personality doesn't attend a sophisticated venue like LACMA's more than that, something's wrong. When I've gone to theatrical screenings of classics films I went to the American Cinematheque theatres in Hollywood and Santa Monica. The last seriously cool LACMA event I attended was watching Rififi and listening to Jules Dassin...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:35 PM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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Victoria, Chloe at TIFF

It was announced today that Jean-Marc Vallee's The Young Victoria, in which Emily Blunt portrays the twentyish 19th Century queen-to-be, will close next month's Toronto Film Festival. Atom Egoyan's Chloe, a hothouse drama about marital infidelity with Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore, will also unspool at a TIFF gala.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:11 PM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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Go, Bill

Bill Clinton's feat in getting those two journalists released from prison in North Korea is one of the most admirable things he's ever done, either during his Presidency or following it or whenever. It almost erases all the cheap b.s. he was spewing around on Hilary's behalf during the '08 Demcratic primaries. Let's say it balances them out. 11:30 pm Update: Clinton and the two journalists left Pyongyang on a jet to Los Angeles at 8:30 am North Korean time, or about four hours ago.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:01 PM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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Champing

HE's Moises Chiullan is reporting that 101 Distribution, a Canadian DVD outfit, is releasing both parts of Steven Soderbergh's Che on Region 1 DVD tomorrow (i.e., @Wednesday, 8.5) for $27.99 each. Here are Amazon links to Part 1 and Part 2.

The East German Stasi agents running the marketing for the Criterion Co. are still keeping their plans for issuing their Che Blu-ray disc[s] under wraps. Not a hint, no mentions of a possible month or season for release, not even a wishin and hopin' statement...zip.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:52 AM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:49 AM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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Gauging Up In The Air

A guy I've known for a while and who knows how to write -- he calls himself Marlowe -- has seen Jason Reitman's Up In The Air (Paramount) at a recent test screening. (Two weeks ago in the L.A. suburb of Westlake Village, he says.) I've spoken to him and believe he's real. The George Clooney-Vera Farmiga film will premiere at the Toronto Film Festival and open I-don't-know-when in the fall. Here's his review:


"Let me begin by saying that this summer has been a bust. The only highlights being smaller films like Moon and The Hurt...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:10 AM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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Same Stats

If you want to be liberal and mild-mannered about the comme ci comme ca/hoi polloi/easy lay response to G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (Paramount, 8.7), you could say that the word has gone out that it's cool to drain your brain pan and regress into your 13 year-old self and just popcorn-munch your way through this heavily CG'ed, down-on-your-knees Stephen Sommers film. And if enough people decide to snort and scratch and show primitive love then fine, whatever, it'll make some dough.

But it's still looking like an opening weekend gross in the mid 20s to me. Okay, maybe a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:17 AM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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Them Bones

The full-length trailer of Peter Jackson's The Lovely Bones (Paramount, 12.11) will be unveiled, I suspect, sometime Thursday night. Here's an Entertainment Tonight teaser, courtesy of Trailer Addict and In Contention. No matter how good, period-perfect, overbearing, great or commercially problematic the film turns out to be (and I'm mentioning the last possibility due to alleged concerns in this realm), it will certainly bear the Jackson stamp. And you know what that means.

It means that The Lovely Bones will try...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:50 AM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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"Prostitutes Of Our System"

Keith Olbermann's "special comment" last night about rampant Congressional corruption in the face of proposed public-option health care reform was/is a classic. He stated the basics, which is that Republicans are paid big money for serving the insurance industry, Big Pharma, hospitals, HMO's and nursing homes. Same deal with Blue Dog Democrats. He named names, ripped them thoroughly and warned these lying nobles with impending job loss.

"I could bring up all the other Democrats doing their masters' bidding in the House or the Senate," Olberman Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:18 AM on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

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Anti-Whaling Ledger Video

A music video directed by Heath Ledger sometime in late '07 will finally see the light of day on Tuesday, 8.4, some 18 months after his stupid accidental death. Modest Mouse will premiere the Ledger-directed video for their track "King Rat" tomorrow on their MySpace music page.

"The animated video was conceptualized and directed by Ledger," writes Spin's Anna Hyclak, "but was left unfinished when the died of an accidental overdose in January 2008. The Masses -- a film and music company that Ledger was a partner in -- completed the video in his honor.

"Ledger approached Modest Mouse frontman...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:41 PM on Monday, August 3, 2009

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Not This

The new Avatar poster is wrong. The thinking behind it is about telling the uninitiated that this James Cameron film is about exotic blue-skinned people with white pinpoint tattoos. But it also suggests that the film is entirely animated, which of course it isn't. Or at least, not in the way most people understand the term "animated." Much/most of Avatar is in 3D animation of a much higher quality than anything seen before, and this poster sells this aspect short. It looks primitive and unimaginative, like a "test" poster. Take it down, Tony Sella , and make something better. Please.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:20 PM on Monday, August 3, 2009

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King & Queen


Forthcoming/alternating catch-as-catch-can Vanity Fair covers.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:18 PM on Monday, August 3, 2009

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Airplane Diversion

MacRumors.com's Eric Slivka has posted another story about Apple's said to be forthcoming "10-inch, 3G-enabled tablet, akin to a jumbo iPod touch." A veteran analyst is quoted as saying that "the machine impresses with its display of hi-def video content...it's better than the average movie experience, when you hold this thing in your hands." Slivka also mentions "a possible $699-$799 price point" with a possible November launch. I posted a link to an earlier story on 7.26 that indicated a slightly lower price.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:34 AM on Monday, August 3, 2009

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Thompson's New Berth

Following advance ballyhoo, Variety's Anne Thompson (a.k.a., "Thompson on Hollywood") today became an official hotshot IndieWire columnist. Same column name, fresh redesign, different URL...and it's off to the races. Her first IndieWire column is about how Hollywood is playing it safe, but Thompson says she's now planning on being a bit more of a freewheeling, let-the-chips-fall reporter/opinionator.


As Thompson admits, this was not entirely her signature style when she wrote her Variety column as well as her previous "Risky Business" column for the Hollywood Reporter. She told it straight but with an...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:02 AM on Monday, August 3, 2009

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Say It Plain

With Uli Edel's The Baader-Meinhof Complex preparing to open later this month (NYC on 8.21, LA on 8.28), it's apparent that Vitagraph, the film's U.S. distributor, didn't push a suggestion I made in my 9.30.08 review, which was to retitle it The Baader-Meinhof Gang. "You have to think in popcorn terms when you're deciding on a title," I wrote, "and popcorn munchers don't know from complexes. This is basically a high-voltage shoot 'em up about a political-minded Barrow gang that ends in death, jail and suicide."



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:42 AM on Monday, August 3, 2009

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No Comparison

After watching Annie Hall last night, Vanity Fair.com's Julian Sancton is wondering if Funny People is Judd Apatow's attempt to similarly veer off in a more grounded reality vein.


Well...obviously, of course, yeah. But it doesn't flatter Apatow to bring up Allen's 1978 coming-into-his-own film. Nor is it fair, really, as Funny People is about how a talented but selfish egotist manages to gradually edge toward menschhood after a serious brush with death while Annie Hall grapples with a much more touching and universal theme -- i.e., that the reasons people get together tend, paradoxically,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:22 AM on Monday, August 3, 2009

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Dusty Rabbit Ears

Steven Spielberg's decision to direct an adaptation of Harvey, a 65 year-old Pulitzer Prize-winning play and a 59 year-old Universal film that starred James Stewart, is an essentially timid and conservative move. It's about looking back at age 62, communing with old-time sentimental America, potentially having fun with Tom Hanks (who's widely expected to play Stewart's role of Elwood P. Dowd) and for some reason wanting to slosh around in amiable charm and likable oddness, which has never been Spielberg's strong suit.


Harvey, which 20th Century Fox is financing and which will include, I'm presuming,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:32 AM on Monday, August 3, 2009

Sunday, August 2, 2009

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Sunday

A creeping slumbering-energy force slipped in and shut down HE today. Well, not really. I was forced to spend hours figuring out synch issues with the Apple guys in the wake of my primary Windows computer (a 17-inch Gateway I've had since '06) finally dying today after a lethal Spyware invasion/occupation. And after the whole synch issue (which took over seven hours to partially resolve) was done I had nothing left. Tomorrow is another day.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:31 PM on Sunday, August 2, 2009

Saturday, August 1, 2009

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Moon Is Blue


Somewhere over Missouri -- Saturday, 8.1.09, 9:05 pm.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:17 PM on Saturday, August 1, 2009

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Finally Leaving

Delta #84 to Kennedy/NYC has been delayed from its previously-skedded 12:30 pm departure due to a missing co-pilot whose replacement has only just arrived. Welcome! Flying Delta Airlines is like taking the chicken bus from Belize City to Playa del Carmen...don't ask. Arriving around 11:30 pm. Maybe.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:44 PM on Saturday, August 1, 2009

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Wolves

I first saw Dances With Wolves just after it opened on November 9, 1990, but that was my last looksee until two or three days ago when I happened to see a crappy pan-and-scan version on cable. I never saw it on laser disc in the '90s and never caught the 227-minute director's cut that came out in '04 or whenever. One reason, I suppose, is that I've always resented Dances With Wolves for taking the 1990 Best Picture Oscar from Martin Scorsese's Goodfellas, which of course was and is a far better film.


I only...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:51 PM on Saturday, August 1, 2009

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Telemarket

"Do yuh haff a cahh fuh sayle?"

"Well, yeah, but more specifically it's a black '91 Nissan 240 SX. That's what you're calling about, right? Classic Nissan?"

"Yeah, eye knoll. Is it manuohl aw ahtamahtic?"

"Is it....what, say again?"

"Is it manuohl aw ahtamahtic?"

"Automatic."

"Okayee, theaynk you."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:06 PM on Saturday, August 1, 2009

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Good God

"Preservationists are also bracing for the potential loss of [Westwood] village's two most architecturally distinctive theaters: the Village and Bruin, which date from the 1930s. Encino-based Mann Theatres has given notice that it intends not to renew its leases on the Broxton Avenue theaters -- one Spanish Mission style with the famed neon-lighted Fox tower, the other Art Moderne with a distinctive wraparound marquee. Both are city historic-cultural monuments." -- from Martha Groves' 8.1 L.A. Times story, "Theatres Fading To Black in Westwood."



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:20 AM on Saturday, August 1, 2009

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Stand-Up Thing

This dead mouse was lying in front of my place in West Hollywood about 45 minutes ago. I figured right away "okay, man up, pick it up, put it in the dumpster." My inner teenaged girl was reluctant to do this -- I don't like to handle dead things -- but I shook it off and picked it up by the end of the tail. I was heading toward the garage when the tail fur slid off in my fingers and the mouse hit the pavement. I could feel dead-mouse tail grease on the tips of my right thumb and index finger. I...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:04 AM on Saturday, August 1, 2009

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Naggers

I've been trying to (a) sell my black beater Nissan 240 SX (which runs reasonably well, isn't that bad looking, has good brakes and unworn tires and a working radio/CD player) and (b) find someone to adopt/babysit the BMW yellow-jacket motorcycle (i.e., keep it and ride it now and then so the battery won't die) and coming up blank on both fronts. You have to either drive vehicles or sell them -- they can't just sit in a garage. Over the last few days these two matters have been the biggest time swallowers apart from the InFilm tour, which came to an...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:36 AM on Saturday, August 1, 2009

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Jones/Nicholson

I never glance at Interview magazine much less read it, but Jack Nicholson's q & a with Mad Men's January Jones is...well, curious, of course. I presume the deal happened between Jones and Nicholson first and then the editors got involved, but still...odd. But he's a relaxed and relaxing questioner and a very good listener. I would pay serious coin to read a series of interviews between Nicholson and two or three dozen actors, directors, screenwriters, producers, etc. He gets right down to it, knows exactly how things work and gets right into the strategies.

That said, the article's headline...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:02 AM on Saturday, August 1, 2009

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Passable Shortfall

Yesterday's opening-day tracking had Funny People with a multi-quadrant first-choice average of 14%...low. This translated, per Steve Mason, into an $8 million opening yesterday and a likely $22 million for the weekend. That's roughly the same opening-stanza coin earned by The 40 Year-Old Virgin four years ago but half the amount earned by Todd Phillips' The Hangover.

That said and for what it's worth, Funny People is the weekend's #1 film, whipping the asses of G-Force, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and The Ugly Truth.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:21 AM on Saturday, August 1, 2009

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"Joyless Process"

I went to this Howard Stern show clip from Thursday's interview with Funny People guys Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen in order to hear their delivery of those reported Katherine Heigl-ripping comments. But the whole ten-minute excerpt (part 2 of a three-parter) is just fun to listen to.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:50 AM on Saturday, August 1, 2009