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This E.T. "exclusive footage of Nine" spot was posted on 9.18, and I don't see what the big deal is. It's just another whirling smorgasbord of glamour cuts and black-and-white rehearsal footage. (I would be earnestly salivating right now if the entire film had been shot in monochrome.) Since I never watch E.T. the standout element is the Stepford Showbiz News delivery style of co-host Mark Steines. His plastic-complacent manner is a self-directed parody. Don't copy-reading styles ever evolve?
Listen sometime to the way TV announcers sounded in the 1950s, '60s and '70s. It seems astonishing that copy-reading delivery this phony and artificial was actually the norm at one time. But all cultures gradually evolve, and with this the manner and verbal comnmunication techniques of TV performers. Except Mark Steines sounds exactly the way E.T. robot-announcers sounded in the late '70s. Everything has changed -- Jimmy Carter was president 30 years ago -- but E.T. is frozen in amber.
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on September 23, 2009 at 5:55 AM
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Ryansi51
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Mary Hart's even worse.
Posted by Ryansi51
at September 23, 2009 7:04 AM
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Gogocrank
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I tried watching "That's Entertainment!" the other day, and man, the hosting/narration from Sinatra, Liz Taylor et al. was insufferable. Completely awkward, stilted and unnatural. Especially Sinatra, who seemed bored off his butt.
Posted by Gogocrank
at September 23, 2009 7:37 AM
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GKLondon
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This guy makes me want to punch children. Not necessarily his, any will do. He's a buzz saw down my spine. This is what passes for a TV show about movies, and it makes me sick to my stomach. Someone needs to put together a full on, hour a week (or 2 hours a month?) show made for people who care about movies and would never think about ending a segment trying to impress the viewers with an Oscar statistic. The kind of people who give a shit about that stuff should just stick to watching The View or whatever it's called.
Wait, I make documentaries....
And what's up with having not heard word one from Day-Lewis in any of the promotional stuff so far. Am I wrong? Has he spoken? What's the voice like? Fellini instead of John Houston?
Posted by GKLondon
at September 23, 2009 7:47 AM
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markj
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"It looks like another amazing Rob Marshall movie!"
Um, what was the other amazing Rob Marshall movie?
Posted by markj
at September 23, 2009 8:44 AM
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C is for cookie
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And nary a mention of Federico Fellini anywhere in that puff piece (I guess they can't market Rob Marshall as a "visionary" if they mention he's just remaking the work of another, better director). Do I sound like an old fogey if I mention that Fergie is not even remotely effective as a substitute for Eddra Gale? Well, if I do I don't care. The Saraghina dance is one of my favorite scenes in the original.
Posted by C is for cookie
at September 23, 2009 9:10 AM
comment #6
Travis Crabtree
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Wait..... Fergie gained weight for the film AND she plays a prostitute? OSCAR!
(she wouldn't by chance be playing an over-weight prostitute who's also retarded, would she?)
Posted by Travis Crabtree
at September 23, 2009 11:09 AM
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bmcintire
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That style of patter has been seasoned and aged to an absolute brine over the past few decades - and it is HAMMERED into these people. Steines is probably the least offensive of all the ET-types (Christ, look what they did to poor Leonard Maltin). I'd have to say I find the delivery of most local-news anchors/reporters to be twice as egregious and based nowhere in actual conversational tones.
But shows like this and Inside Edition have devolved with the culture to become less about enterainment news and more a bald-faced competition to drop the names and images of celebrities. Garbage like TMZ is only making it worse. It was pablum to begin with, now it's simply poisonous.
Posted by bmcintire
at September 23, 2009 12:08 PM
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fortunesfool73.wordpress.com
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Remember when you actually had to be able to dance to be in a Musical? With the amount of edits they use these days they could make me look like Fred Astaire. The hours of choreography they put into these film (Moulin Rouge springs to mind) and you never see it onscreen for more than a second. I could get quite annoyed if I thought about it.
Posted by fortunesfool73.wordpress.com
at September 24, 2009 6:15 AM
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