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I'm pleased to have been invited to visit London a couple of weeks hence for a 20th Century Fox/Fantastic Mr. Fox junket, so why didn't I get invited to the now-concluded Universal/Couples Retreat junket in Bora Bora that happened over the weekend? I'll tell you why -- somebody in Universal publicity doesn't think I'm whorey enough. I sorta faintly resent this. I can bend over as readily and willingly as the next guy.
Matira Beach in Bora Bora
Okay, my Bora Bora posts might have included zaps at this and that, but that's what makes Hollywood Elsewhere a cool read...right? Plus I would have taken excellent photos. Couples Retreat will open on 10.9.
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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on September 28, 2009 at 1:47 PM
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dontlookback
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Let me guess... Harry at Ain't It Cool says:
"seriously, I was ROTFLMAO at this succulent slice of cinematic heaven!!!!!!"
Except he would misspell succulent.
Posted by dontlookback
at September 28, 2009 2:28 PM
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LexG
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The idea of awesome misanthrope Wells on the loose on the sandy beaches of Bora Bora in his yellow shoes, cowboy hat, Nikon and press badge around his neck, and just FUMING over the rampant shirtless beer bellies, manboobs, and bad bare feet, is the stuff of comic gold.
This definitely should have happened.
Posted by LexG
at September 28, 2009 3:05 PM
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Zac Bertschy
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Welp, I hope Peter Travers has a good time!
Posted by Zac Bertschy
at September 28, 2009 4:03 PM
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va
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SNARK ALERT!: Jeff, I think they didn't want to read any posts on the abundance of overweight native Bora Borans (? - too lazy to wiki for the correct terminology).
With that said - I would have re-read all of the Bora Bora posts for days - LexG nailed it!
Posted by va
at September 28, 2009 4:49 PM
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Lehigh
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Perhaps they knew the WiFi wasn't up to snuff, and didn't want to face the consequences?
Posted by Lehigh
at September 28, 2009 5:33 PM
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scooterzz
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just fyi --- the bora-bora junket got cut back to include mostly just tv and was held on the 25-27.... print/on-line had a day in l.a. on the 23...since frosty's collider clip was posted on the 25, i'm guessing it was done here so you didn't get excluded after all......that's my guess anyway....
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