Street Nerves
This was on the wall of a Citibank I happened to visit yesterday.The words are hardly novel or earth-shattering, but for some reason I felt slightly better after reading them.
Why would anybody anywhere want to watch an online TV series that uses a poster like this? What kind of person would look at it and say, "Wow...a guy pissing. I need to see that!"
Another one? The world has absorbed and endured five Saw movies?
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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on September 24, 2009 at 12:59 PM
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Rich S.
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Since only about a million people watched last night's episode, I guess the answer to The Beautiful Life's question is, no, we're not.
Posted by Rich S.
at September 24, 2009 1:17 PM
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joefilm1
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I'm pretty sure the piss is a street artist's idea, and not on the real poster.
Posted by joefilm1
at September 24, 2009 1:31 PM
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Joshua Mooney
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Not buying that. No street artist worth the name would fall prey to "the cw" 's obvious trap (which I don't give them credit for in the first place); neither would he stop there. Those folks do tend to have a point?
Posted by Joshua Mooney
at September 24, 2009 1:55 PM
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BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey
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Was the poster designed by 15Peter20?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LP5-AjCCNw
Posted by BoshBarnetWonkyDonkey
at September 24, 2009 2:05 PM
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Ryansi51
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I'm in the fake piss camp.
Posted by Ryansi51
at September 24, 2009 2:43 PM
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LexG
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Sorry to distract from the awesomeness (MISCHA BARTON is the lead on BEAUTIFUL LIFE and she is PURE AWESOMENESS and I love her.)
I am very lonesome and no one likes me.
I have no friends, everything I do ends in failure. I'm clearly never going to be an actor. And I gave up comedy three years ago.
I drift through every day friendless and never, ever meeting women, working in an office that's a straight dick-fest... At most some married lady asks how I'm doing. My only interaction with people comes from feuding here and on MCN.
I wanted to be in showbiz more than anyone since Madonna, since I've been miserably depressed since adolescence and the only thing that will ever fill the foid are booze, pussy and being famous.
But now booze just makes me more lonesome, like I'm sitting AT HOME BY MYSELF drinking while watching Jennifer Love Hewitt being all famous and happy on Craig Ferguson.... at BEST I can get the Pussy Posse together and we hit the strip club, but even making it rain with 600 bucks a pop to get some porn skank on my lap doesn't even come close to substituting for The Real Thing.
I have to act in some dude's student film this weekend but all I want to do is go see Surrogates and punch myself in the face like Tyler Durden.
No one ever RTs my tweets and I'm just some oafish buffoon. I am possibly looking at ANOTHER FIFTY YEARS of not having any sex.
How long CAN an adult male go without sex? One year? Two years? Seven years? Before his heart and soul just fucking BREAK, jealous and bitter at all the happy people for whom it all comes so fucking easily.
I was supposed to be at work four hours ago and I'll sure as fuck be there til 1am now, then rush home to PBR it while looking at my ugly bloated face in the mirror and wondering where it all went wrong.
I AM DEPRESSED AND ALONE.
FIN.
Posted by LexG
at September 24, 2009 2:54 PM
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joefilm1
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It's 100% drawn on. http://thetvaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ben_hollingsworth_nude.jpg And I love that Wells assumes it's an actual marketing attempt, but with the CW and Ashton Kutcher who can blame him.
Posted by joefilm1
at September 24, 2009 3:39 PM
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York "Budd" Durden
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Something about Lex's post has left me bereft and depressed.
Posted by York "Budd" Durden
at September 25, 2009 6:01 AM
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Howlingman
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"How long CAN an adult male go without sex?"
DeeZee? Care to answer that for us?
Posted by Howlingman
at September 25, 2009 6:17 AM
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