Paint It Blue

What is the point of buying and caring for the original crop-duster plane from North by Northwest if someone in the food chain (yourself or the guy you bought it from) decided to change the engine nose to a robin's egg blue color and paint the wings a fresh shade of light amber? The original plane was a plain old brown crop-duster out of central casting so why prettify it?


Bill Knauz and his slightly prettified NxNW biplane.

The Real McCoy

I'll tell you why. Because people like Bill Knauz, a respectable Lake Forest, Illinois, resident who bought the plane five years ago, don't respect originality or artifact aesthetics or film culture. They may think they do but they don't.

Which is what a lot of hinterland guys are like. They call themselves devoted collectors of the highest order but they can't resist sprucing their up historical possessions a bit. You can't take the original Citizen Kane wooden Rosebud sled and paint it purple and red -- that's vandalism. The mind-blower for me is that LakeForester.com's Linda Blaser wrote a profile of Knauz and didn't even mention the desecration. You can't deal with hinterlanders. They don't get it and they never will.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on November 6, 2009 at 6:31 AM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

I'm kind of on the fence about preservation of "film artifacts." After all, anyone that's spent any time at all around movie production knows that most of the props and sets are cheaply made and only designed to be used once. The stuff that is more permanent, like the crop duster or various vehicles, is generally repurposed and repainted and used again and again.

Film artifacts aren't really historical artifacts in any real sense. Plus, there's no way to know while they're making a film whether it will become a cultural touchstone, thus rendering the props "worthy" of preservation. To top it all off, that worthiness is always subjective. One fan might want to preserve the vehicles they drove in Sleeper, and not give a crap about the gun Gene Hackman used in The French Connection. There aren't warehouses big enough to save everything.

Stanley Kubrick was famous for destroying sets and props after he finished with a film to prevent them from being reused (like poor Robbie the Robot). Is that "vandalism?" Is Kubrick a "hinterlander?"

Long story short, I get your point. But ultimately, unless you have the money to buy things that mean something to you personally, I'm not sure how much it matters. What's really important, after all, is the image captured on the film.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 7:47 AM

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dixiedugan Author Profile Page says ...

I agree that this guy is an idiot. However, I really get sick of your portrayal of all 'hinterlanders' as idiots. You're playing the same scratchy 45 time and time again, and it's old baby, it's old.

Posted by dixiedugan Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 8:12 AM

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cgulli Author Profile Page says ...

Reminds me of the guy who spent something like $1 million to buy a classic Ferrari owned by Steve McQueen, then spent more money to gut it and make it like new. Like you're shiny paint job and new seats are going to be better than the door dings and seat tears Steve McQueen put in it. The whole point is you are buying a living museum, it should be preserved like that.

Posted by cgulli Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 8:28 AM

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Wrecktem Author Profile Page says ...

It's his plane, he can do what he wishes with it. It's just a paint job. You do realize that he can repaint it fairly easily, if he wishes.

Posted by Wrecktem Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 8:37 AM

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The Bandsaw Vigilante Author Profile Page says ...

I live in Glen Ellyn, IL -- trust me, Lake Forest is not in the "hinterlands." It's practically on Lake Shore Drive.

That said... I agree with Jeff about "hinterlanders" in general, though this should be a case-by-case-basis type of thing, re: refurbishing classic artifacts.

Posted by The Bandsaw Vigilante Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 8:46 AM

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Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page says ...

Jeeez.... maybe the guy was more interested in owning a working, vintage, Navy N3N Trainer than a prop from a movie.

They're movies. I love movies. But to a lot of people they're just movies.

Just because somebody isn't as big of a movie buff as you are I doesn't make him a dork.

I bum out when I see vintage cars get totaled in movies.

Posted by Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 9:44 AM

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Floyd Thursby Author Profile Page says ...

Would love to have George Kaplan's suit. Probably fit me.

Posted by Floyd Thursby Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 9:59 AM

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Mgmax, le Corbeau Author Profile Page says ...

Nice, Floyd.

Meanwhile, there are few things more reliably humorous here than Jeff generalizing about the stupidity of midwest hicks and assuming that a north shore suburb with a median household income of $150K and a noteworthy place in the history of frickin' POLO is hicksville.

To translate it for those of you in California (Rio Linda or otherwise), that's sort of like assuming that everyone in Orange County is a dope-smoking bisexual Obama supporter.

Posted by Mgmax, le Corbeau Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 10:20 AM

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Floyd Thursby Author Profile Page says ...

Going back and forth about this matter with friend at TCM, who opines that Malcolm Atterbury's delivery of "dusting crops where there ain't no crops" may be the best delivered line in the movies. I concur.

Posted by Floyd Thursby Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 11:30 AM

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Krazy Eyes Author Profile Page says ...

I live outside Chicago and just about everybody I know is from the East Coast.

Posted by Krazy Eyes Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 11:59 AM

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Jeffrey Wells Author Profile Page says ...

I know all about Lake Forest, and that everyone has money there, but if you don't understand that you don't fuck with the appearance of a classic movie prop you're a hick -- and I don't care how well-heeled you are. I think there's something in Midwest culture (Chicago, Lake Forest) that doesn't seem to get this -- that has a blockage about it.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 12:31 PM

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Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page says ...

It doesn't just happen in the midwest.

The city of San Francisco has inexplicably painted the Golden Gate Bridge a number of times, despite its prominence in "Vertigo". Bastards.

And New York City stuck a TV tower on top of the Empire State Building. Hello? "King Kong"?

Posted by Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 1:38 PM

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joncro Author Profile Page says ...

Speaking if Kubrick, this is how someone apparently discovered one of his classic props dumped....

http://www.visual-memory.co.uk/faq/html/spacestation.html

Posted by joncro Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 4:57 PM

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Mgmax, le Corbeau Author Profile Page says ...

"I know all about Lake Forest, and that everyone has money there, but if you don't understand that you don't fuck with the appearance of a classic movie prop you're a hick -- and I don't care how well-heeled you are. I think there's something in Midwest culture (Chicago, Lake Forest) that doesn't seem to get this -- that has a blockage about it."

Please enlighten us as to how Los Angeles has preserved its movie culture in a thoughtful and classy way. Would that be modern stars replacing the gorgeous homes of the 20s with shitty McMansions, or Ted Mann having the concrete footprints of silent stars jackhammered to make room for Ali McGraw in the 70s, or perhaps that Arab sheik who had pubic hair painted on the statues on his Beverly Hills home? Really, I'd like to know just how Chicago suffers in comparison to LA as the land of genteel good taste, because I'm too big a hick to see it for myself, evidently.

Posted by Mgmax, le Corbeau Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 6:18 PM

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moviemaniac2002 Author Profile Page says ...

So disappointed when I visited Bodga Bay and discovered the "Birds" diner had been completely rebuilt and modernized.....though I still wanted to sit at the end of the counter with a shot of whiskey, exclaiming "It's the end of the world..."

Posted by moviemaniac2002 Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 8:03 PM

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raquelswell Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff, I don't really get your rants most of the time, but you're absolutely right about this.

Posted by raquelswell Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 9:26 PM

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Marty Melville Author Profile Page says ...

I agree it's a ROTten thing to do to a swell piece of memorabilia, but if you think seven out of ten of the current Beverly Hillbillies wouldn't do the same thing, you got another think coming.

Posted by Marty Melville Author Profile Page at November 6, 2009 11:00 PM

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Deathtongue_Groupie Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff...

Had you read the article that MCN had linked to (not sure if it's the same as the link above) you would have discovered that it was not "originally" a cropduster, but a Navy trainer.

In other words, he has actually done what a responsible collector should do: restore the artifact to it's ORIGINAL configuration.

So, who's really the hick here?

Nice to see that 2 weeks later, you're still shooting your mouth off from the hip. It's comforting in a way.

Posted by Deathtongue_Groupie Author Profile Page at November 7, 2009 4:01 PM

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bfm Author Profile Page says ...

Deathtongue, all that says is that he wanted an old navy plane and didn't care that it was used in a classic scene from a classic movie. Which, I'd say, proves Jeff's point.

Posted by bfm Author Profile Page at November 8, 2009 1:53 AM

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