Thursday, December 31, 2009
Paris is the only place in the world to welcome in the new year. The kids and I stood in front of the Eiffel Tower exactly ten years ago tonight, and I would do it again. This isn't the greatest New Year's video I've ever seen, but it ends with the best upward-pan spectacle shot I've ever seen on YouTube. Taken only seven or eight hours ago.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:30 PM on Thursday, December 31, 2009
The Obama family saw Avatar in Hawaii this morning -- alone. The story doesn't say if they saw it in 2D, RealD, Fake IMAX digital 3D or real IMAX celluloid 3D. Why didn't they watch it with a paying crowd? You're missing something if you see a film like Avatar in a vacuum. Or are you?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:21 PM on Thursday, December 31, 2009
The Bowling Green Daily News' Michael Compton has chosen United 93 as his best film of the decade. Which isn't too far from where my Prius is parked -- I had Paul Greengrass's 9/11 drama fifth among my best aughts.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:10 PM on Thursday, December 31, 2009
When someone writes the obit for Variety critic Derek Elley (not for many decades!), it's likely he/she will feel obliged to mention the biggest wrongo of Elley's career -- his September 2008 pan of The Hurt Locker at the Venice Film Festival. There's no right or wrong view of any film, of course, but Elley's view is so drastically divorced from the opinion of 98% of the critics who've written about it since that you have to wonder, as I did in my 2008 Toronto review, what Elley saw over there.
You can slam any film you want for any reason,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:04 AM on Thursday, December 31, 2009
At the end of his best-of-aughts piece (in which he names Charlie Kaufman 's Synecdoche as the best of the bunch!), Roger Ebert finishes with a thought that I've conveyed several times myself. Actually thousands of times, in a sense.
"All of these films are on this list for the same reason -- the direct emotional impact they made on me," he explains. "They have many other qualities, of course. But these evoked the emotion of Elevation, which I wrote about a year or so ago. Elevation is, scientists say, is an actual emotion, not a woo-woo theory. I believe...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:30 AM on Thursday, December 31, 2009
There seems to be a growing consensus that you can't say "two thousand-something" any more -- you have to say "twenty-ten" or whatever. This has been the only century since the acceptance of the Gregorian or Roman calendars in which English-speaking people have referred to a year by saying the word "thousand." This has mainly been due, I suspect, to the grammatical influence of Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey. I've been a twenty-something advocate since '01, to no avail.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:16 AM on Thursday, December 31, 2009
I've been feeling more and more persuaded over the last couple of weeks that Zoe Saldana deserves a Best Actress nomination for her motion-capture performance as Neytiri in Avatar. In the manner of a silent-film actress Saldana's emoting is necessarily broad, and I understand the uninformed suspicion that it's not she who deserves the credit as much as the motion-capture tweaks that fine-tuned her performance, but my heart knows what it feels. Saldana got me.

Don't even mention Meryl Streep's Dan Aykroyd-y performance in Julie & Julia alongside Saldana's. When I think of Avatar I...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:50 AM on Thursday, December 31, 2009
I'd like to add 50% agreement to a recent AOL Moviefone poll verdict, which is that Megan Fox was the worst and the sexiest actress of 2009. I concur with the "worst" part because no other actor in an '09 film seemed quite as falsely mannered to me -- as devoid of anything recognizably human. There's nothing behind her eyes. She really does seem to exude the personality, attitude and talent level of a porn star.
I'm talking mainly about her acting in Jennifer's Body, of course. You can't judge anyone by their performance in either of the Transformers films.
The...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:25 AM on Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
A Manhattan street artist sold this to a friend, who turned around and gave it to me for a Christmas present. I don't like to wear anything brown (not even underwear or socks) but this is exceptional. Research hasn't revealed what "Il Maco" means.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:34 PM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Jett, who tunes out on certain subjects every so often, just asked who the likely Best Supporting Actor winner will be, and when I said "Christoph Waltz, the milk-sipping Nazi Colonel from Inglourious Basterds," he said "what?" He's seen Quentin Tarantino's film and was okay with it, but the Waltz certainty shocked him. Write a fast piece about why you just said that, I suggested. He's not responding so I guess not.
This was a banner year of Stephen Lang in Public Enemies and Avatar -- why isn't he in the loop? Peter Capaldi's potty mouthed rage-hound performance in In The Loop made...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:04 PM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
"While there is violence galore in Ian Fitzgibbon's A Film With Me in It, the lion's share is accidental," writes critic Marshall Fine. "That's the joke in this blackly humorous Irish film. People drop dead at an alarming rate in this movie, and the deaths are unbelievably accidental -- and are certain to seem so to the authorities.

"Unemployed actor Mark (Mark Doherty) and his would-be writer-filmmaker friend Pierce (stand-up comic Dylan Moran) are ne'er-do-wells, renting flats in the same building from the same gruff landlord (Keith Allen), who is...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:09 PM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Orangutans have very expressive faces. Nothing startling in this. I first realized it when I was in third or fourth grade. I thought that Clyde, the orangutan who co-stared with Clint Eastwood in Every Which Way But Loose and Any Which Way You Can , performed well, but I'd like to see someone try to direct an orangutan into a straight drama. "Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own..."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:20 PM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:19 PM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
With Nine not doing as well as it could and Harvey Weinstein feeling the financial pressure even more, I've no desire to add to anyone's grief. But from a sporting perspective I'm wondering if anyone besides myself is perturbed in the slightest that Mo'Nique and Christoph Waltz, portrayers of a gruesome twosome in Precious and Inglourious Basterds respectively, have been so relentlessly predicted to win Best Suppporting Oscars?
Because so many pundits and critics groups have predicted both to win, I would love to see one or both apple carts overturned. Just for the pleasure of seeing certain people shout "no!...no!".
...Read Moreposted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:41 PM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
The Gold Derby Buzzmeter has been updated and Avatar got a big bump. It's still trailing Up in the Air, but only by a couple votes. Invictus is seen as a Best Picture hopeful?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:39 AM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
The trailer for James Mangold's Knight and Day (20th Century Fox, 7.2.10) suggests it may be the only formulaic throw-away movie of Tom Cruise's career.
Which isn't to suggest that it is that. Trailer always accentuate the most stupidly appealing aspects of any film, etc. It's just that Cruise -- think about it -- has one of the best track records of all time in terms of almost making quality-level, or at least quality-aspriring, films. (What's his all-time worst? Far and Away? Days of Thunder? Cocktail?) And he's been maintaining this brand for 30 years now. He's never really made...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:07 AM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
In all modesty, I would like to believe that my 2009 war against the Blu-ray grain monks may have been...well, at least a significant anecdotal factor in the evolution of industry thinking about how to wisely master Blu-rays of classic films. I ranted about this over and over, but the best-written column article on the subject, called "Damn Sand," ran on 2.28.09. I am genuinely proud of how I put the case.

And here it is again, the second 2009 looking-back post for the purpose of filling column inches as everyone kicks back and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:37 AM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Since I have little else to write about in these late December doldrums, I'm going to re-run some of HE's 2009 highlights over the next couple of days. And one piece I'm especially proud of is the slapdown I gave to director William Friedkin and his "high-contrasty, snow-grained, color-bleeding, verging-on-monochrome" Blu-ray of The French Connection that came out last February.

This Blu-ray disc was, no exaggeration, the most offensive act of corporately-sanctioned vandalism to happen to a classic film in motion-picture history, and I'm thinking it can't hurt to give Friedkin another couple of...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:23 AM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
MCN's Michael Wilmington has assembled a somewhat lengthy but well-chosen list of 2009 DVDs that he considers the year's 21 best -- most of which I agree with. Wings of Desire, Z, Do The Right Thing, North by Northwest, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, The Wizard of Oz...the usual-usuals.
But surely a key value in determining "best" in this context alludes to high-end appearance. Wilmington should be talking about best looking, best mastered, best restored, etc. But he barely mentions this, focusing instead on the lasting long-view film-bum value of the movies themselves. Which you can get from any greatest-flicks-of-all-time...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:40 AM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
"If we can't catch a Nigerian with a powerful explosive powder in his oddly feminine-looking underpants and a syringe full of acid, a man whose own father had alerted the U.S. Embassy in Nigeria, a traveler whose ticket was paid for in cash and who didn't check bags, whose visa renewal had been denied by the British, who had studied Arabic in Al Qaeda sanctuary Yemen, and whose name was on a counterterrorism watch list -- who can we catch?" -- from a 12.29 Maureen Dowd column in the N.Y. Times.
Indeed -- you'd think that someone in airline security.that day would...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:22 AM on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
An HE correspondent says he's been "getting reports from theatre managers that many people are choosing to see Sherlock Holmes only after finding Avatar to be sold out." How would Holmes be doing on its own, without the Avatar feed-through? I wonder. Avatar pays off -- Holmes is a burn.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:28 PM on Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Avatar grossed $19.4 million yesterday (Monday, 12.28) for a cume of $232 million. It made $16 million last Monday. Exceptional, phenomenal, historic.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:12 AM on Tuesday, December 29, 2009
We all know about the supposed relationship between box-office earnings and being nominated for Best Picture (i.e., not enough dough = forget it), but Pete Hammond has amended this thinking in a passage from his 12.28 Envelope/Notes on a Season column.
Director-screenwriter Bill Condon (Dreamgirls, Gods and Monsters), who co-produced last year's Academy Awards show, tells Hammond that "voters are more understanding" when it comes to low-earners like The Hurt Locker.
Kathryn Bigelow's film cost $11 million to make and has taken in a bit more than $12 million, but "I think the Academy is a lot more likely to...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:09 AM on Tuesday, December 29, 2009
In a 12.28 piece that attempts to explain the low-tech tabulating process that determines Oscar nominations, The Wrap's Steve Pond says the following about the Best Picture nomination process: "You're listing 10 films on your ballot, but you're only actually voting for one. Your ballot gives you a single vote, which goes to a single film. And if a movie's not ranked number one on somebody's ballot, it's out."
Pond also points out that "the magic number for a Best Picture nomination is 501," based on (a) the goal of 10 nominations, (b) having started with 5,500 Best Picture ballots and (c)...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:20 AM on Tuesday, December 29, 2009
On page 84 of Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America (Simon & Schuster, 1.12.10), author Peter Biskind summarizes Beatty's thinking about the character who eventually became George Roundy, the scampy hairdresser in Shampoo.
Freudian analyses had a certain currency in the '60s and '70s, and, as Beatty puts it, "I wanted to challenge the fashionable assumption that the proverbial Don Juan figure is expressing self-hatred, self-love, hatred of women, homosexuality, sadism, masochism, a wish for eternal life and so on."
"Beatty never thought about himself as someone who was inordinately interested in sex, obsessed or addicted to it in any way,"...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:24 AM on Tuesday, December 29, 2009
The holiday doldrums -- 12.25 through 1.2.10 -- are upon us now. This may seem like a good thing from an impulsive-adventure perspective (read two books, drive to Vermont, fly to London, walk into the city), but I was outside this morning and it's 22 degrees (and feels like 4, according to weather.com). So I suppose I'll go with the reading. If only Criterion's Che Bluray was obtainable...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:13 AM on Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Marshall Fine's Best of the Decade list reminded me of two I should included in my own -- Pedro Almodovar's Volver and Errol Morris' The Fog of War. Wait a minute...Kill Bill? And The Hours?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:58 AM on Tuesday, December 29, 2009
I made a mistake running my Best of the Decade piece back in early October. It got 109 comments, but I still don't think many people were thinking sum-ups at the time. Since then every critic and blogger on the planet has posted a best-of-decader, of course. So I may as well post mine again only with four extra titles [UPDATED] -- James Cameron's Avatar, Michael Mann's Collateral, Pedro Almodovar's Volver and Joel and Ethan Coen's A Serious Man -- for a total of 42. The top ten are obviously indicated so if that's what you're looking for...
In order of preference:...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:04 AM on Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Besides being a great headline in the tradition of 'Headless Body in Topless bar,' it also turns down the terror factor by making the underwear bomber a figure of foolery.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:03 AM on Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Who in their right minds would want to watch, let alone Netflix or buy, the forthcoming Bluray of John Wayne's The Green Berets when it streets on 1.10.10? The only star-fortified Hollywood film that was wholly supportive of the U.S.war effort in Vietnam, The Green Berets (directed by Wayne and released in July 1968) became legendary for its ludicrousness -- a turgid propaganda film that screamed "reality detachment!" at every turn.

It's set in Vietnam, of course, and is basically about a special Green Beret mission to capture a North Vietnamese general. (Or so I...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:00 PM on Monday, December 28, 2009
Stuart Heisler's I Died A Thousand Times, a 1955 remake of Raoul Walsh's High Sierra, doesn't have much of a rep, but it has a great florid title. The forthcoming release of the DVD, in any event, triggered an idea for two lists -- movies with great-sounding titles that made for difficult viewing, and excellent or very good films that were stuck with lousy titles.

Most good films are released with decent appealing titles. But every so often a title will come along that's exceptionally stirring, flat, dull, catchy or off-putting, and which also argues with...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:29 AM on Monday, December 28, 2009
After complaining about the murky image projected during last evening's Sherlock Homes showing at the Regal Union Square Stadium 14, HE reader Gordon 27 replied that the RUSS "is the worst chain theater in NYC...everything they do nickel-and-dimes their customers, right down to the weak lamps in the projectors." He acknowledged that "every chain does this to some extent" but claimed that the RUSS is far guiltier than most.

Does this plex deserve the ugly crown? Opinions, refutations, further indictments, etc.
The RUSS is probably the worst I've ever been to in my life...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:44 AM on Monday, December 28, 2009
I still haven't seen Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, even though it opened on 12.25 in NY and LA. I was invited to some LA press screenings in November but none at all in NYC. I guess I'll just pay to see it sometime this week unless, of course, someone would like to send me a screener.
Johnny Depp and Jude Law, in any event, have released the following statements regarding their involvement the film (i.e., having been hired to complete Heath Ledger's role in the wake of his death in early '08).
Deep: "Maestro Gilliam has made a sublime film....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:23 AM on Monday, December 28, 2009
I've finally received a copy of Peter Biskind's Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America (Simon & Schuster, 1.12.10), and have spent a total of 20 minutes of dancing through it and dwelling here and there. It's a pleasure to read just for the quality of the writing and editing. Well-shaped sentences that are no longer than they need to be, and paragraphs that hatch and develop a thought or a mood or a theme, sometimes all three at the same time.

And I can tell right away that it's been written as a kind of tragedy,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:06 AM on Monday, December 28, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
There's one aspect of Sherlock Holmes that deserves favor. Robert Downey, Jr. has assembled a Holmes personality apparently based on his own personal situation as he made the film -- a bright and gifted fellow who's "not there" in a kind of Dylanesque sense, and therefore has a certain something or other that holds the tiller steady. A certain fuck-all integrity? Determination? A willingness to succumb to corporate corruption?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:18 PM on Sunday, December 27, 2009
What kind of animals throw loose trash on the street? People don't do this in Santa Monica or Brentwood or Silver Lake. Or in North Bergen, for that matter. Or in Astoria or Spaha (i.e., Spanish Harlem). And East Williamsburg is thought to be a neighborhood on the upswing.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:04 PM on Sunday, December 27, 2009
Poor Nine came in eighth place this weekend, beaten by The Princess and the Frog but ahead of Did You Hear About The Morgans? It made $5,544,000, or an average of $3926 at 1412 situations. And this just doesn't seem right. It feels like an overly harsh verdict.

Nine is a reasonably decent, sometimes better-than-decent musical with its own scheme and attitude and (for me) a pair of ace performances from Daniel Day Lewis and Marion Cotillard. It's not Cabaret, Sweet Charity...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:19 PM on Sunday, December 27, 2009
I missed Steven Mikulan's 12.23 Wrap story that claimed the evil Polish dwarf is almost out of the woods regarding that 31 year-old unlawful sexual conduct beef. So much anti-Polanski hate and vitriol was expended on this site last September by the pitchforkers that it seems appropriate to address it again before the year concludes. Nothing is over until it's over, of course, but if I were a pitchforker...
"The most important news about Roman Polanski has been nearly lost in the swirl of stories this week about the state appellate court's rejection of his motion to dismiss the 32-year-old...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:56 AM on Sunday, December 27, 2009
"Hugely expensive, extravagant, lavish and a clear statement of what's possible when great vision is united with the means to deliver the unprecedented, Avatar would never exist without capitalism. James Cameron has not merely innovated or improved -- he invents to create something wonderful and new. In other words, he has done exactly what the high priests of capitalism -- from Adam Smith and Alexander Hamilton to Milton Friedman and Alan Greenspan -- have always preached: allow daring, vision and capital to find one other and the extraordinary can emerge" -- AbilTo CEO (and non-film critic) Michael B. Laskoff writing for...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:42 AM on Sunday, December 27, 2009
Soft non-conclusive reading -- that's what you'd have to call Peter Wilson's profile of artist and Nowhere Boy director Sam Wood in The Australian. All of the basic story points, and no hint about how Nowhere Boy has actually settled in thus far. I have no idea what Wilson means when he calls it "a well told, conventional treatment of a story that has an important part to play in Western popular culture," but I can put it more bluntly, if you care to read.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:17 AM on Sunday, December 27, 2009
In a piece that summarizes James Cameron's Project 880, the 113-page scriptment that eventually became Avatar, CHUD's Devin Faraci points out a difference in a certain scene that really got me. I'd skimmed through an ADD version of the scriptment two or three years ago, but I'd forgotten this.

In Avatar, the paraplegic Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) isn't just excited by having the use of his legs again when he first awakens inside his new ten-foot-tall blue Avatar body -- he's exalted and blissed out, and impulsively bolts the laboratory so he can run...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:31 AM on Sunday, December 27, 2009
Saturday, December 26, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:39 PM on Saturday, December 26, 2009
Because a team of airport screeners failed to stop Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab from carrying an explosive substance called PETN (i.e., pentaerythritol) aboard a Detroit-bound airliner, the Transportation Security Administration is determined to make worldwide travellers suffer delays worse than ever before. TSA officials are reactive bureaucratic ninnies whose jobs are not precisely dependent on keeping terrorists off airplanes as much as putting on a show of attempting to do same. It's all theatre and all tedium. I can honestly say this evening that I fear the TSA more than I do Islamic fundamentalist terrorists.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:02 PM on Saturday, December 26, 2009



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:25 PM on Saturday, December 26, 2009
Abby Cornish delivers a vibrant, full-hearted performance in Jane Campion's Bright Star, but Greig Fraser's cinematography is arguably the film's most transporting aspect. Which makes it seem odd if not strange that Sony has chosen to bypass releasing a Bluray version on 1.26.10, when the DVD is due for release.

What could the thinking possibly be in deciding against a Bluray release? It costs $100 grand, I'm told, to properly master a film in the high-def format but if any film warrants this treatment in terms of visual rewards...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:02 PM on Saturday, December 26, 2009
"Due to the surprising performance of Avatar and Sherlock Holmes, the total domestic haul for the 12.25 to 12.27 weekend could surpass the record-breaking weekend of July 18-20, 2008, which saw the release of The Dark Knight and Mamma Mia!," reports boxoffice.com's Phil Contrino.
Weekend grosses could exceed $270 million by Sunday night, which would easily top the $260 million earned over the Knight/Momma weekend.
By Sunday night Avatar will have made $72 million for the weekend and $209,268,053 since it opened on 12.18. The mostly loathsome and despicable Sherlock Holmes will have pulled in $70,000,000 (two million less than...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:20 PM on Saturday, December 26, 2009
Alleged conman Simon Monjack, who's come to be widely despised in the wake of the recent death of his late wife, Brittany Murphy, has spoken to the Daily Mail's Paul Bracchi in a 12.26 article, which has been echoed/reflected in a 12.26 Daily News piece by Soraya Roberts.

Both articles use George Hickenlooper's HE-posted opinion about Monjack (which appeared on 12.20) as a prosecutorial centerpiece.
People everywhere have been guessing/presuming that Murphy's death was somehow Monjack's fault. The thinking as I understand it is that no good can come of a marriage...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:16 AM on Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Listen to this "Old Jews Telling Jokes" guy, Larry Greenfield, take a whack at the old lumberjack joke, and then watch Warren Beatty tell it in Reds. A joke is the most delicate thing in the world. If you don't tell it exactly right (and I mean with exactly the right attitude and timing and pace), it dies.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:11 AM on Friday, December 25, 2009
It's nice to hear admiring words about Up In The Air from Indiewire's Reel Geezers. Because supportive words about Jason Reitman's film have been scarce in my circle over the last ten or twelve days. It's locked, of course, for a Best Picture nomination and there's also the 90%/91% Rotten Tomatoes rating, but in conversation after conversation I've been hearing "overhyped," "good but not great," "won't win Best Picture Oscar" and so on.
I've already mentioned the Avatar-rising-as-UITA-falls equation, but
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:03 AM on Friday, December 25, 2009
Can you imagine being on your death bed, as legendary critic and essayist Robin Wood was recently, and being suddenly seized by an urge to name your top all-time films, and as a friend sits down by the bed with a pad and pen, you sit up slightly and say, for openers, "Top of the list...my all-time favorite...Rio Bravo."

What is that? You're about to leave the earth and meet the monolith and the greatest film you can think of is Rio Bravo? A zero-story-tension hangin' movie that constantly subjects viewers to screechy-voiced Walter Brennan,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:19 AM on Friday, December 25, 2009
A very comforting Christmas Eve service at All Souls church on Lexington and 79th -- 12.24.09, 7:25 pm. The choir, I'm told, is composed of professionals, and their singing was awesome. It was like watching a Christmas pagent produced by Broadway's finest. Only in New York.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:06 AM on Friday, December 25, 2009
The Sherlock Homes of literary legend "has never been much for physical violence," says NY Times critic A.O. Scott. And Guy Ritchie, director of the corporation-serving, would-be tentpole movie Sherlock Homes, has never been much for "intelligence [in terms of his] interests or attributes as a filmmaker." But here the twain meets...synergy!
"The chief innovation of this new, franchise-ready incarnation is that Robert Downey, Jr.'s Holmes is, in addition to everything else, a brawling, head-butting, fist-in-the-gut, knee-in-the-groin action hero. In this vein Sherlock Holmes is kind of cool" and "intermittently diverting...but that's not really a compliment.
"The visual style -- a smoky,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:40 AM on Friday, December 25, 2009
HE is wishing everyone a serene and soothing time on this, the ninth Christmas Day of the 21st Century. Not that I really buy into the holiday. Okay, I do buy into it in a sort of in-and-out, half-assed way. I just don't like all the stores being closed and that On The Beach absence-of-humanity feeling on the streets. And all that sitting around and binge-eating and sipping of fatty holiday drinks.

The boys and I are attending a gathering today at a good friend's home. Sit back,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:21 AM on Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:48 PM on Thursday, December 24, 2009
There's no title at the beginning of Avatar, and no opening credits either. It's just the Fox logo and fanfare and it starts, wham -- an overheard moving shot of the Pandoran forest as Jake's murmured narration kicks in, and we're off to the races.
Films occasionally begin without a title sequence but not many. No titles is a way of saying to the audience. "You're in for something ambitious, no fooling around...get ready." Somehow it wouldn't play if Paul Blart Mall Cop or Fifty First Dates didn't have them. It has be a major-type film from a name director or the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:24 PM on Thursday, December 24, 2009
This was one of the best-tasting glasses of beer I've had in my life. Ice cold with a kind of cidery texture, topped with a perfect lemon wedge. One cool sip and I was saying "happy holidays!" I had it yesterday at Fanelli's on Prince, across from the Mercer Hotel.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:15 PM on Thursday, December 24, 2009
Sincere congrats to Karina Longworth for landing the film editor gig (i.e., Scott Foundas's recently vacated post) at the LA Weekly. She's sharp and tough and exceptionally bright, and highly respected all around. A bit of a dweeby monk-type, perhaps, but that's what many film critics are like. She'll never gush over a film for grossly emotional reasons (i.e., not the kind that popcorn-munchers might recognize), and she'll always have that slightly detached, hip-scrutiny thing going on with the thick horn-rimmed glasses and all. Longworth is a very cool brand.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:41 AM on Thursday, December 24, 2009
What's with the morning-after revenue reporting at boxofficemojo.com? It's nearly 1 pm in Manhattan and Avatar's Wednesday numbers still aren't up? It made another $16 million on Tuesday, hitting $109 million total. Jett and I attended last night's 6 pm show at the AMC Lincoln Square -- we wanted to catch the monster-screen "real" IMAX 3D version -- and it was packed solid. The lines inside the plex were ridiculous. So where are the Wednesday numbers? I'm guessing...what, another $15 or $16 million?
We sat in the third row, and the film looked much better than the "fake" IMAX version at the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:22 AM on Thursday, December 24, 2009
What delight and joy in reading the Auburn Plainsman's Ben Bartley, some red-white-and-blue type guy from Texas who's fuming that such an anti-corporate, anti-arrogant, anti-Bush legacy, pro-eco, pro-nativist pantheist tract is raking it in big-time and spreading the myth everywhere, and there's nothing this guy can do about it. Hah! Eat shit, Christian asshole!
In its own primitive popcorn way Avatar is the craftiest and most persuasive left-wing, fuck-Fox-news political film to come along in ages. Happy holidays indeed.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:19 AM on Thursday, December 24, 2009
In a wartime letter to his parents in 1943 excerpted in the current Esquire, Lt. John F. Kennedy referred to an NCO "who always seemed to have the feeling that something was going to happen to him...and when fellows get this feeling, strangely enough, they always seem to be the ones who do get it."
As soon as I read this I thought of film distributors possessed by this very same attitude when it comes to opening certain films. They know the flick in question is doomed, and everything in their marketing effort seems to acknowledge this. I sensed this attitude from...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:18 AM on Thursday, December 24, 2009
"When you buy a car, you ask your gearhead friends what they think -- and the same should hold for movies," says alibi.com's Devin O'Leary. Then he makes the leap that the best movie-gearhead friends you can find these days are professional film critics. I know some folks who would dispute that.
"Film critics aren't just opinionated gas bags (not all of us, anyway)," he continues. "A good film critic is one who knows film history, understands how films are made, has memorized the resumes of everyone involved and can play a wicked game of 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.' A...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:58 AM on Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
The 12.18 Gurus chart had Notes on a Season's Pete Hammond and Awards Daily's Sasha Stone joining MCN's David Poland in predicting Avatar to win Best Picture with Indiewire's Anne Thompson, USA Today's Anthony Breznican and Hitfix's Gregory Ellwood putting it in their #2 slots. But in today's chart (12.23) Thompson and Ellwood have bumped Avatar up to #1, and In Contention's Kris Tapley and USA Today's Suzie Woz are voting the same way -- a total of seven Gurus on the Avatar-to-win team. The latest Gold Derby Buzzmeter Best Picture poll still isn't up, but the last I heard it...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:28 PM on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
In Paul Byrne's 12.24 review of Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes,which he calls "a travesty," he says the following: (a) "Robert Downey, Jr.'s accent is 'flawless,' according to Ritchie, which either means he's deaf or I'm the Prince of Wales," and (b) "This is Holmes the romp -- overplayed, overwritten and overwrought, a Sherlock for the age of the easily distracted."

Hollywood & Fine's Marshall Fine says, "There are plenty of reasons to dislike Guy Ritchie's post-modern take on Sherlock Holmes, but here's the main one:
"Unlike most heroes of American detective...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:24 PM on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Obviously high-quality clips....cool. Nicely paced and cut, but you'd think 2009 was mostly about wow intensity rather than stories, themes, emotions and mood poems of one kind or another. It makes you simultaneously think "yeah, 2009 did have several good films" and "wait a minute, this isn't telling the real truth about what happened." Did they have to use that same old Hurt Locker clip with the bomb exploding and the gravel rising up? What's the thing with the alligator in the mud pit?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:49 PM on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
The Wrap's Sharon Waxman reported yesterday that in the wake of Avatar's huge success, which is partly attributable to audiences being delighted with the 3D aspect, Robin Hood director Ridley Scott "is breathing down the neck of executives at Universal to get them to approve making a 3D version of his new $200 million epic," at the cost of an extra $7 or $8 million.
She also writes that "a deal is in the works with Studio Canal to fast-track construct a 3D version of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, and that George Lucas is exploring a 3D version of Star...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:40 AM on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Up In The Air opens wide today. Today's tracking says definite interest is strongest among over-25 males (35) and over-25 females (32). Unaided awareness is also highest among these two groups. The across-the-board first choice number is only 4, however. That doesn't calculate...or does it? It's been playing limited and has gotten great reviews that have mentioned its Best Picture potential. And everyone is cool with George Clooney, and is open to a good adult-level movie with heart and smarts.
What's behind the limited enthusiasm then? All I can figure is that the word is out on that final ten minutes, which...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:23 AM on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
The fact that Precious is currently topping the Village Voice reader poll as the worst film of 2009 is clearly a major cultural bellwether with a thundering total of...6 votes. And yet hundreds have voted for the Best Picture winner so far (i.e., The Hurt Locker) and 69 have voted for Mo'Nique as Best Supporting Actress. This tells us that (a) most people feel it's impolite to think or talk "negatively" so they refrain from doing so, and (b) once a presumed winner has been planted in people's minds, they tend to sheep-vote their agreement.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:49 AM on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
The latest Envelope Buzzmeter predictions (voted on but not yet posted) have three Oscar-race bigmouths -- myself, Notes on a Season's Pete Hammond and Awards Daily's Sasha Stone -- asserting that James Cameron's Avatar will most likely win the Best Picture Oscar. Consult the latest (12.18) Gurus of Gold chart and you've got Hammond and Stone saying this again along with MCN's David Poland.
So that's four friends-of-Avatar along with three others -- Indiewire's Anne Thompson, USA Today's Anthony Breznican and Hitfix's Gregory Ellwood -- putting it in their #2 slots. That means they suspect it may be the front-runner but...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:46 AM on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
When I called the first Sex in the City movie "a Taliban recruitment film," I was referring to a notion that young Arab men might be so repelled by its celebration of putrid 21st Century chick culture that joining the Taliban might seem freshly appealing. How curious, then, that a portion of the upcoming Sex and City 2 (opening 5.28.10) has triggered Taliban-ish associations by having the girls visit Morocco, an Arab-Muslim nation teeming with keffiyahs and camels and sand dunes.
It's almost as...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:14 AM on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
On 12.21 I ran some comments from reputably knowledgable tech guy Al Magliochetti (a friend vouches for him) about IMAX 3D showings of Avatar at Universal Citywalk being slightly out-of-synch. He wrote me again this evening with an update. With a shocker, actually.
"IMAX called me today and said that apparently all of the IMAX digital projectors routinely show 3D films approximately 1/3rd frame out of sync," Magliochetti claims, "because the projectors are obsolete and can't keep up with film technology, and James Cameron didn't know this when Avatar was planned.
And yet the sync/collapse problem Magliochetti was seeing before...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:42 PM on Tuesday, December 22, 2009
A Movie City News chart says The Hurt Locker has now been named Best Picture by ten film critic groups (Austin, Association of Women Film Journalists, Boston, Chicago, Houston, Las Vegas, LAFCA, NYFCC, Oklahoma and San Francisco Film Critics) and Kathryn Bigelow has been handed the Best Director award 13 times -- from the same orgs plus the Oklahoma, Toronto and Washington, DC crix.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:56 PM on Tuesday, December 22, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:27 PM on Tuesday, December 22, 2009
The making and promotion of Che, says director Steven Soderbergh, "made me consider the issue of whether movies matter or not anymore...at all. I think there was a period when they did matter, culturally. I don't think they do anymore. So that added to this sense of 'what was the point' of eight years of work when movies have become so...disposable, and don't seem to be...there aren't many opportunities for them to be taken seriously the way they were in the late 60's and 70's here in the United States."

"I guess the point of some art...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:29 PM on Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Gerritt Graham's cameo performance as Beef, a coke-snorting rock singer, in Brian DePalma's Phantom of the Paradise (1974) was perhaps the first out-there parody of a rock-industry cliche -- i.e.,, the over-indulged infantile celebrity. Graham was hilarious, and was just as remarkable five years later in Robert Zemeckis's Used Cars. It would be nice if the Paradise Bluray, currently available in France, would be released domestically.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:03 PM on Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Film critic Robin Wood's Hitchcock's Films was the second in-depth analysis of the films of Alfred Hitchcock that I read as a young lad. (The first was the legendary Hitchcock/Truffaut.) This brave, passionate essay went out on a limb by taking seriously the films of a director who'd been regarded his whole career as a kind of droll comedian. Wood instead saw a series of films rich with perception, shadows, moral ambiguity and profound echoes.

Wood was a huge influence; he'll always be in my pantheon of critics. He died last Friday,...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:14 PM on Tuesday, December 22, 2009
So where are Tuesday's Avatar box-office figures? It's 7:40 pm eastern...hubba-hubba. Yesterday's surprising $16,385,820 -- unusually strong for a Monday -- indicated something extraordinary going on. It was at $93,411,301 last night after four days. It's almost certainly topped $100 million by this evening.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:59 PM on Tuesday, December 22, 2009
I've been dwelling more and more on Barack Obama's failure to stand up and be the new FDR or Lyndon Johnson, and yet I felt a surge of hopeful-positive when I saw him on the tube yesterday. Illogical, but my heart wanted what it wanted. Our natural inclination is to give people who've let us down another chance. It's built into our genes to reconsider, and we're taught to do this by the metaphor of waking up every day and taking a shower, washing off the crud. Don't be foolish and watch out for the b.s., but always refresh the page.
Which is...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:16 AM on Tuesday, December 22, 2009
I haven't seen a film with a mostly African-American audience in my entire life -- not once. That's partly because I prefer seeing films in the company of elite film-Catholics like myself in my neck of the woods (and preferably in private screening rooms), partly because I don't like seeing mass-market movies with regular ticket-buyers because they make too much noise with candy wrappers and go to the bathroom too much and bring their noisy-ass kids, and partly because of the legend of urban audiences always talking back to the screen is still with us, whatever the truth of it, and I won't...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:42 AM on Tuesday, December 22, 2009
A guy who apparently doesn't know his way around asked this morning if I've ever seen a DVD of Mark Rydell's The Fox (1967). I told him it's available through Warner Achives. The fact that it's a mediocre film, I explained, is why it hasn't been available for so many years. He wanted to see it anyway, primarily, I suspect, because of the film's carnality, which is spare but intense by way of Anne Heywood. One look at this clip and you'll be dissuaded for life.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:27 AM on Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
In two posts over the last six days the Digital Bits guys have listed several titles (some new, some classic) being prepared for 2010 Bluray release: Fox's Alien Anthology, Collateral, the Indiana Jones trilogy (please...not Crystal Skull!), The Maltese Falcon, a Dr. Zhivago 40th Anniversary Ultimate Collector's Edition, Spielberg's War of the Worlds and Saving Private Ryan, a bunch of Clint Eastwood movies (Where Eagles Dare, etc.) and three titles that aren't necessarily 2010-ers but may be released the following year or in 2012: Ben-Hur, The African Queen, Lawrence of Arabia.

My personal requests focus on...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:09 PM on Monday, December 21, 2009
In the view of ThePunch.com's Sam Cleveland, 2009 was "the year the 'chick flick' smartened up...rounded female characters showed up in everything from straight-out Oscar bait to rock 'em-sock 'em horror flicks, while some of the best films of the year centered around women and their distinct set of needs and challenges." The September Issue, 500 Days of Summer, Drag Me to Hell, Whip it, Coco Before Chanel, Julia and Julie, An Education, etc.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:50 PM on Monday, December 21, 2009
IFC.com's Stephen Saito has reviewed his favorite critical dust-ups of 2009. Some...er, most of these were about a critic or a columnist getting personal in some quirky-ass way. Anne Thompson vs. Kent Jones. Glenn Kenny vs. Joe Swanberg. John Anderson vs. Jeff Dowd. My own Oxford Film Festival episode plus the pear-cake-wrapped-in-tin-foil clash in the West Village. Roger Ebert vs. Armond White. NY Times film critic Manohla Dargis' f-bomb-filled interview with Jezebel on the state of women in Hollywood. And last but not least, MSN's James Rocchi on his conflicted Couples Retreat junket experience.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:47 PM on Monday, December 21, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:15 PM on Monday, December 21, 2009
"The geniuses at the Universal Citywalk IMAX theater appear to be screwing up the projection for Avatar in a major way," tech guy Al Magliochetti has allegedly twittered. (Likely but unverified -- I've been trying to find his Twitter handle.) "I'm trying to get them to fix it but until I post otherwise I would suggest seeing Avatar elsewhere."
"A 3D frame is made up of two images, a left and a right," he explains. "Polarizing filters are used on the projector along with convergence lenses to merge both images into one and then filter it so that each of the two images...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:50 PM on Monday, December 21, 2009
L.A. Times/Envelope/Notes on a Season columnist Pete Hammond is flatly declaring that Avatar is now the front-runner for the Best Picture Oscar. Because it's "big" and grand and dazzling and selling tickets big-time, and because there was a effusive response from the mostly older membership when Avatar screened at the Academy theatre last Sunday night.
50-plus and retirement-age types were thought to be a hindrance to Avatar's chances of nabbing the big prize with their reputed tendency to under-value CG-driven spectacles, but Hammond is apparently persuaded that the gray geezer contingent is ready and willing to support James Cameron's fantasy epic.
...Read Moreposted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:41 PM on Monday, December 21, 2009
There's a primitive, slap-dash, graphic-novel feeling to the title art in this Runaways teaser. Along with the theme about overcoming sexism in the '70s rock-music world, of course. Passable but you want more.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:55 AM on Monday, December 21, 2009
The New Daughter, a horror film toplining Kevin Costner, has quietly snuck into L.A. and possibly other markets this past weekend, with no advertising or reviews to speak of.

The film is directed by Luis Berdejo, who wrote the acclaimed Spanish horror film [REC] that was remade for America as Quarantine, and it costars Ivana Baquero (Pan's Labyrinth).
HE reader Marc Edward Heuck, who alerted me, doesn't claim to "know too much about the plot" but says it's "something about a widower moving his two kids to a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:48 AM on Monday, December 21, 2009
Having performed much better yesterday than expected, Avatar raised its final weekend tally to $77.3 million rather than the previously estimated $73 million. James Cameron's film has therefore squeaked by the $77.2 million earned by Will Smith's I Am Legend and taken the all-time record for a December opening. Variety's Pamela McClintock reports that Avatar "dropped a mere 3% from Saturday to Sunday, a rare feat, and a sign that the 3D sci-fi fantasy is already benefiting from powerful word-of-mouth."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:20 AM on Monday, December 21, 2009
I said to a friend an hour ago that I've never enjoyed the Christmas holidays because everything slows or shuts down, and because there doesn't seem to be anything to do except catch up on reading or roam around in the slush or hang out in coffee shops or go to book stores or drink Irish coffees and rum egg nog, etc. I write all the time but still, the holidays are dreary and boring for the most part.
To which he said that Xmas holiday cheer has always seemed forced to him, and that he finds it analogous to posing for a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:06 AM on Monday, December 21, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
"I just got back from an aborted IMAX 3D showing of Avatar at the Showcase Cinemas in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Apparently the prime-time showing last night also conked out -- an issue in which the sound drops out and then the whole movie shuts down. Showcase guys are claiming that some showings have gone fine, but their prime evening showings on Saturday and Sunday both bit the dust. I'm PISSED because I had reserved prime seats, and hell if I can swing getting back to the theater over the next couple of weeks." -- e-mail from HE reader Doug H., sent five...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:04 PM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
Three weeks ago James Toback told me that Peter Biskind's long-gestating Warren Beatty biography, called Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America (Simon & Schuster, 1.12.10), had been sent to this and that party. I felt hurt, left out. I've known Biskind for years and he knows of my interest in the book (being something of a Beatty-ologist myself), so I figured I'd be sent a copy also. Has anyone read it, written about it...anything?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:17 PM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
"You know, everybody's shaking their heads [about Brittany Murphy] and going 'drugs,' of course. I don't know what was happening on the last movie. I know that, you know, she seemed to go through a change, you know, on Clueless. Maybe she felt like she was not the skinny pretty girl...you know?
"And then the next few movies she was...you know, thinner, blonde, you know, at MTV Awards and all sorts of things like that, and going out with Eminem and Ashton Kutcher, and, you know, suddenly got more into that whole glamorous scene. I think she felt the pressure to become...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:40 PM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
On 12.14 I ran a short story on the Weinstein Co.'s Nine luncheon at Per Se, along with some photos. I called it "Nine Is A Ten" but I didn't explain that the line was a mock-quote fed to me by Forbes.com's Bill McCuddy, who was joking that CNN's Larry King (who was also at the luncheon) would eventually pass this quote along to Weinstein Co. publicists about Rob Marshall's film. Sure enough, the quote appeared in Friday's N.Y. Times. McCuddy nailed it before King said it -- brilliant.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:42 PM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
Right away this photo of the late Brittany Murphy and screenwriter husband Simon Monjack (Factory Girl), taken a few weeks ago, tells you something's wrong. He looks relatively young (in his mid 30s?) but is obviously a food monster. (He looks like Oliver Platt on a binge.) Why, you ask, would Murphy have gotten a lip job at the tender age of 32? Why would they pose for PDA photos at LAX? You can feel the ick.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:47 PM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:18 PM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:39 AM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
Box Office magazine's Phil Contrino has reported some specifics about how much the blizzard may have dented Avatar's box-office in New York, Washington, DC and Philadelphia, where the show was especially heavy. "Grosses in New York dropped 18 percent from Friday to Saturday, Philadelphia was down 57 percent, Washington, DC fell 75 percent and Baltimore dipped 86 percent," Contrino reports.

Contrino also quotes Fox senior vp Chris Aronson saying that Avatar's blizzard hit was "probably somewhere between $1 and $2 million." Naaah -- more like $3 or $4 million.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:28 AM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
"Brittany Murphy, 32, died early this morning after she went into full cardiac arrest and could not be revived, multiple sources tell TMZ," the story says. A terrible thing. Ghastly, sad...like a plot turn in a Brett Easton Ellis novel.

Good God...I met Brittany four or five years ago at Chris McGurk's house, at one of his year-end outdoor parties. "Hello...how are you?" she said as we stood by a tiki torch near the backyard pool.
"A 911 call was reportedly made at 8:00 am from a home in Los...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:47 AM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
One of my favorite "no laugh funny" SNL skits in a long time. Because the attitude is so '50s cultish, I suppose, and indifferent to the fact that 98% of SNL viewers don't know and couldn't care less who Vincent Price, Ed Wood, Katherine Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe or James Dean were, and therefore couldn't possibly get the no-laugh jokes. I didn't even chuckle at the humor -- I just sat there stone-faced -- but I thought it was funny.
And I don't...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:24 AM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
If it wasn't for the big east-coast blizzard Avatar's weekend tally would have nudged $80 million, I believe. Or at least made it to $77 or $78 million. Instead the projected domestic figure is $73 million, which is fine. Variety's Pamela McLintock is reporting that James Cameron's film has grossed $220 million to $230 million worldwide. The domestic tally was the second-best December opening. McLintock notes that "a film normally can expect to gross three times its opening weekend, but year-end films can see multiples of four and five." Which suggests Avatar could end up in the mid $200 million range or...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 AM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
Over the last twelve months 20 winning films opened in theatres, and I'm not sure if people understand this as fully as they could or should. It wasn't a top-ten year but double that. But yet only three on this list -- Avatar, Up In The Air and Public Enemies -- have done well at the box-office while the others have had to scramble.
On 11.29 I posted a 2009 sum-up that focused on 13 or 14 peak pleasure films -- each with some kind of striking, original-seeming quality and made from deep-seated, rock-solid material -- plus four others came close...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:38 AM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
I don't believe in whining but yesterday's Mo'Nique thread ("Keep It Up") was one of the ugliest of the year for all the name-calling and rhetorical mud-slinging, much of it directed as yours truly. All day I was ducking spears thrown by a pack of hysterical p.c. queens for two perceived sins. One, my decision to use the term "lard ass." And two, observing that if Precious was about some scurvy white crackers in Alabama or Mississippi it wouldn't have gotten the traction that the actual Precious has because it wouldn't have the liberal-white-guilt element propelling it along.
I realize that...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:24 AM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
As I pointed out in my 12.11 piece called "Not Right-Wing Friendly," And The Winner Is blogger Scott Feinberg has stated in a 12.20 posting that "there is a strong political undertone to Avatar, both in words and images." Feinberg doesn't give it a name (Avatar is ardently left-leaning) but he does a fine job of describing the currents.
"I have little doubt that the film's central conflict is actually a metaphor for America's two ongoing wars in the Middle East," he writes. "The humans plan to invade Pandora in order to gain access its large reserves of a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:08 AM on Sunday, December 20, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:33 PM on Saturday, December 19, 2009
"Something's not right here," Bill Moyers began at the top of a 12.18 broadcast of Bill Moyers Journal. "One year after the great collapse of our financial system, Wall Street is back on top while our politicians dither. As for health care reform, you're about to be forced to buy insurance from companies whose stock is soaring, and that's just dandy with the White House.
"Truth is, our capitol's being looted, Republicans are acting like the town rowdies, the sheriff is firing blanks, and powerful Democrats in Congress are in cahoots with the gang that's pulling the heist. This is not capitalism...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:25 PM on Saturday, December 19, 2009
I missed the 12.17 news of Jennifer Jones' passing at age 90. The only film in which her aura came through for me was in Portrait of Jennie ('48) and, to a slightly lesser extent, Since You Went Away ('44) and A Farewell To Arms ('57). Everyone thought she was excessive in Duel in the Sun ('46) but then that whole film was excessive.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:31 PM on Saturday, December 19, 2009
Precious costar Mo'Nique, whose performance has been way over-praised but has nonetheless locked an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress, is continuing to give Academy members reasons not to vote for her. The latest boner, as reported by Gold Derby's Tom O'Neil, is her decision not to accept her Best Supporting Actress award from the New York Film Critics Circle on 1.11.

A rep explains that "Mo'Nique and her family will just be returning from vacation that very night" [presumably she means Monday, 1.11] and that "she begins taping her TV show in the a.m....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:22 AM on Saturday, December 19, 2009
Take this, Mr. Beaks and Devin Faraci and all the rest of the anti-Avatar fanboys who've dropped to their knees in praise of all kinds of fanboy-cathedral movies in the past, including the tedious, exhausting, mostly unwatchable Lord of the Rings trilogy:
"Like people who can't dig the Arcade Fire's album Funeral, I'd find it hard to respect anyone who can't enjoy this bloody masterpiece. I think it's so universal, so human, and so ridiculously beautiful that it reveals a pretty serious character deficiency to not be able to go with it. Saying the story is predictable is like saying...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:49 AM on Saturday, December 19, 2009
The curious carpings of Mr. Beaks, Devin Faraci and others aside, Avatar is here and surging upward with fairly big numbers for the weekend (over $70 million) and everyone now realizing that the Best Picture race is down to Avatar vs. Up In The Air vs. The Hurt Locker. Cameron's story is familiar, but it works. It lays out the elements, marshalls its forces, turns up the heat and pays off big-time in the fourth act.
I was among paying customers yesterday at the AMC 34th and I could feel the film kicking in and holding on, and now the word is flash-flooding...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:51 AM on Saturday, December 19, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:13 AM on Saturday, December 19, 2009
HE's Moises Chiullan (a.k.a. Arthouse Cowboy) has posted a favorable review of Martin Scorsese's Shuttter Island. "The average viewer has become accustomed to focusing more on 'figuring out the twist' than actually watching the movie," he begins. "This is thanks to so many films of the last few decades hedging all their bets on one gimmicky little MacGuffin.
"Thankfully, Scorsese's new film keeps you too busy to get very distracted. It does involve a plot twist, but Shutter Island is much more invested in the series of bends in the road that get you there, and the picture is better for...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:09 AM on Saturday, December 19, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
I saw a fake IMAX presentation of Avatar late this afternoon at the AMC Leows 34th Street, and it played a nudge better than last week's initial exposure. In part because I was able to better assess and appreciate how the four-act structure works and how it all brilliantly pays off during the final half-hour.
The four acts can be summarized (spoiler whiners are advised to READ NO FURTHER) as (a) Jake Sully's introduction to the deal and the Na'vi reality -- i.e., the opportunity to serve as a military spy through his transformation into a Na'vi body and immersion into the Na'vi...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:02 PM on Friday, December 18, 2009
The Punch.com's Sam Cleveland has delivered five reasons why James Cameron's Avatar might very well make its money back.
In a nutshell, it's because the mega-budget 3D sci-fi spectacle "has been designed with a sort of calculated universality" that "will play across almost all racial and cultural boundaries...there's no country on the globe that Avatar won't work in."
The bullet points:
(1) The US has a global image problem, and Avatar's "black and white depiction of primitively-equipped Na'vi good guys struggling against heavily armed US space soldiers -- all clenched teeth and good ol' boy attitude -- will play...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:10 PM on Friday, December 18, 2009
I'm a week late to this, but Red Letter Media's multi-chaptered explanation about why The Phantom Menace sucks eternal dog balls is quite lucid and specific and well-ordered. Call it the final nail in the coffin of The Phantom Menace and particularly the reputation of George Lucas, as if this was necessary.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:05 PM on Friday, December 18, 2009
Quentin Tarantino was interviewed by Elvis Mitchell last night at the Museum of Modern Art's downstairs theatre following a screening of Inglourious Basterds. You could feel the worship in the room as Tarantino made his way down the aisle. He's as much of a celebrity as any big-name actor. Nobody is better at giving an audience a good time.
I was standing next to QT during the final few minutes of the film, and he was laughing and enjoying it like someone seeing it for the first...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:27 AM on Friday, December 18, 2009



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:38 AM on Friday, December 18, 2009
I don't agree with this Avatar pan by Nerve's Scott Von Doviak, but I laughed at the following line: "After spending a while in the aquarium-like world of Pandora, I started to feel like I was staring at the world's most expensive screensaver." Okay, perhaps the fact that I laughed means on some level that I did agree with Von Doviak. All right, maybe...in a kind of peripheral. don't-bug-me, having-too-good-a-time sense.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:45 AM on Friday, December 18, 2009
HE reader DeafBrownTrashPunk was initially surprised to find The Real Cancun included among Salon's Films of the Decade series, but it made sense to her after considering Michael Tully's explanation, to wit: Cancun isn't a great film but a "disturbingly relevant historical document" about the eventual fall of Western Civilization due...well, due to many things but at least partly to the pathetic nowhereness of 2003's wanker-class college youth. The film shows us scores of George Bushes-to-be having the time of their lives, and we all know where that leads.
"I remember how, as a young Muslim college student struggling to fit in...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:39 AM on Friday, December 18, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
The enclosed comments are two or three days old, but it's somehow satisfying to hear Hollywood Reporter critic Kirk Honeycutt call LAFCA (i.e., the Los Angeles Film Critics Assocation) dweeby, off on their own beam, and "out of touch" because they ignored Avatar.
I was also amused to hear Honeycutt describe Seraphine's Yolande Moreau as "an actress nobody ever...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:41 PM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:30 PM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
Firedog Lake's Jane Hamsher to drug-company lobbyist Lanny Davis on today's (12.17) Ed Show: "Which drug companies and health corporations are you speaking for when you tout this [de-balled health care] bill? Who's paying you to be here?" I couldn't put this up until I got home late tonight, but it's quite beautiful.
And good on Howard Dean for calling a spade a spade -- i.e., the de-balled health care bill will "put this country on a trajectory which is a disaster. This is an insurance company's...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:09 PM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
"One of the pleasures of the movies is that they transport us into imaginary realms, into Eden and over the rainbow to Oz. [And yet] few films return us to the lost world of our first cinematic experiences, to that magical moment when movies really were bigger than life (instead of iPhone size), if only because we were children.
"Movies rarely carry us away; few even try. They entertain and instruct and sometimes enlighten. Some attempt to overwhelm us, but their efforts are usually a matter of volume. What's often missing is awe, something James Cameron has, after an absence from Hollywood,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:05 PM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
I still haven't seen the IMAX 3-D Avatar (20th Century Fox's press screenings only showed the regular-sized 3-D version) so last night I bought two tickets on Fandango to a 3:15 pm Friday show at Leows 34th Street. And they hit me for $16 or $17 bucks a pop. I was slightly trembling after the purchase. $32 or $34 dollars for a pair of tickets to a damn film?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:47 PM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
I don't know if Hitfix's Drew McWeeny has reviewed Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes or not, but I do know I can't find his review so let's assume he hasn't posted and that he's either currently writing or has recently written one up, etc.
I'm not trying to be an asshole but I'm wondering what this must feel like, Drew being so invested in Holmes lore and having called himself "Moriarty" while writing for AICN and having taken shots at me for hating the movie unseen and asserting that it's valid for Holmes to be a muscular kick-boxing martial arts stud...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:03 PM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
It's 5:15 pm and dark out as I sit at my usual Lincoln Center-area Starbucks. I'm about to head downtown for Indiewire's Xmas party on Spring Street and therefore don't feel like calling around about anything, but a friend tells me there's a small story to be had about whether or not Up In The Air's real-life unemployed will make an appearance at the Oscars in early March.
One of the angles is "did Up In The Air's real-life 'terminated employees' get Taft-Hartleyed into SAG so they can get a little residual kick-back from the movie?" Will they at least be invited to...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:45 PM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
Slate V has posted a spirited chat with Rebecca Winters Keegan about her just-out book, The Futurist: The Life and Films of James Cameron (Crown).
I've read about 85% of Keegan's book over the last two or three weeks. I was mainly looking for stories of Cameron's fights and goadings and tongue-lashings, which I love. (I heard some real wowsers about the making of Titanic.) But Keegan so admires Cameron that she either didn't try to dig up stories of sturm und drang or she heard them but...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:11 PM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
"Guy Ritchie's hyperbolic Sherlock Holmes isn't a movie -- it's a franchise," writes New Yorker critic David Denby. "Or, at least, a would-be franchise. Arthur Conan Doyle's material has been grabbed by its velvet collar and thrown into twenty-first-century media culture. Such a turn was inevitable. The subdued charm of Conan Doyle's hansom cabs, enveloping fogs and courteous manners, in which the facade of gentility is broken up so delightfully by devilish conspiracies, is not of our age."
In other words, ladies and gentleman: Sherlock Holmes: The Coarsening and Degradation of Civilization...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:58 PM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
Avatar's tracking numbers have strongly surged. Total awareness is at 93, definite interest is at 52, first choice is at 28 and first-choice-and-release is at 39. Under-25 females who were counted on 12.10 as definitely not interested at 18 have sunk down to 8, which obviously means that negatives have dropped across the board.
After lamenting earlier this month that Avatar's most recent first-choice tracking seemed to have stalled out at 16, I suggested that a 30 first choice just prior to opening day seemed necessary to match box-office expectations. On December 10th I noted...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:09 PM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
Eagle-eyed Avatar fans might want to take note of possible differences between the IMAX 3-D version and the regular 3-D versions. Netherlands-based HE reader Jonathan Spuij claims he's seen "both the IMAX 3D cut and the regular digital 3D version of Avatar and I noticed two small changes in scenes." Or at least he thinks he did.
"First, when the super-tree gets destroyed, the IMAX cut shows the clansmen trying to fly off their banshees from the top of the falling tree," he writes. "I didn't notice this shot in the regular version.
"And second, there's a shot in the trailer of Sam...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:10 AM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
I have to return a rental car in New Jersey and then bus back into Manhattan for a Serious Man luncheon at the Monkey Bar starting at 12:30 pm, so I haven't time to get into the just-announced SAG Award nominations.
It's the same old gruel anyway with Up In The Air, Precious and Inglourious Basterds taking three nominations each. Mark my words -- five years from now the people standing by Precious will be like Peter denying three times that he knew Yeshua of Nazareth. Who, me...Precious...what?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:00 AM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
L.A. Times critic Kenneth Turan's comparison of James Cameron's Avatar to The Jazz Singer will have a profound impact on the Best Picture race, I suspect. Among those over-50 Academy members who listen to and occasionally follow his lead, I mean.
The instant I read his review I began to think that if the ABTHL crowd (i.e., anything but The Hurt Locker) decides that they can't fully embrace Up In The Air because of its admirable refusal to go all warm and huggy during the final ten minutes, they might just throw their...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:12 AM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
This Melena Ryzik Carpetbagger piece about the security guys who handled the Manhattan premiere and after-party for It's Complicated is sharp and briskly paced. But a major point is side-stepped. Security goons are solid and disciplined and nicely dressed, but they don't know who anyone is and they don't want to know. They refuse to be street smart. This is why they're called goons or apes -- because they insist on fulfilling the definition of these terms.
If you've been invited by a publicist handling an event...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:09 AM on Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
James Cameron's Avatar "is the most beautiful film I've seen in years," says New Yorker critic David Denby in the 1.4.10 issue. "Amid the hoopla over the new power of 3-D as a narrative form, and the excitement about the complicated mix of digital animation and live action that made the movie possible, no one should ignore how lovely Avatar looks, how luscious yet freewheeling, bounteous yet strange.
"As Cameron surges through the picture plane, brushing past tree branches, coursing alongside foaming-mouthed creatures, we may be overcome by an uncanny sense of emerging, becoming, transcending -- a sustained mood of elation...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:09 PM on Wednesday, December 16, 2009
"Group votes of any kind tend to cancel out radical options on either side in favor of the middle," says Spoutblog's Karina Longworth in a 12.16 Vanity Fair.com piece.
"If you are not surprised that neither Ron Paul nor Ralph Nader has ever been elected president, you should be equally unimpressed by the fact that The Hurt Locker and Up in the Air have taken the bulk of this year's pre-Oscar honors. Though the two films have their own unique virtues (and failings), neither is daring enough to truly piss anybody off. More often than not, consensus victories go not...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:14 PM on Wednesday, December 16, 2009
"I'm so jaded I even initially regarded James Cameron's mindblower as a perfect Forgotten Decade capstone -- nothing more than one rich man's $300 million intellectual exercise with some silly blue aliens. But then Avatar actually blew my mind. It's in fact a turning point: Cameron took the decade off, let the technology catch up with him, and then usurped its power by making something hot and light and utterly permanent. The self-proclaimed King of the World reclaimed art from the kingmakers." -- from a 12.16 Esquire.com article by Movieline's Stu VanAirsdale, called "Why Avatar Really Can Change Movies Forver."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:42 PM on Wednesday, December 16, 2009
I briefly spoke with Up In The Air director-writer Jason Reitman today at 21, where a Peggy Siegal luncheon was held to celebrate the film. I told him I've watched the Up In The Air four or five times, and that my favorite part is the last ten minutes. And yet some folks have told me the finale didn't warm them up the way they wanted. Reitman smiled, shrugged and said, "That's not my job!" Good for him. My sentiments exactly.
It took Jett and I four...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:45 PM on Wednesday, December 16, 2009
"The cancer that has often afflicted Academy Award thinking is the equation that a film deserving of being chosen Best Picture can't, in fact, be chosen if it hasn't made a pretty good amount of dough." This is the portion of my quote for a story about The Hurt Locker's Best Picture chances that Boxoffice.com's Phil Contrino didn't use in his 12.15 story.
No criticism intended for Phil -- I just like like the use of the words "cancer," "dough" and "Academy Award" in the same sentence.
"The Hurt Locker has received an overwhelming amount of critical support over the last couple...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:42 AM on Wednesday, December 16, 2009
There were two standouts among theAustin Film Critics choices -- Inglorious Basterds' Melanie Laurent for Best Actress and Up In The Air's Anna Kendrick for Best Supporting Actress. Otherwise they voted for the usual usual -- Hurt Locker, Bigelow, Firth, Waltz, etc. Waltz! Waltz!
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:31 AM on Wednesday, December 16, 2009
The Avatar cost factor has essentially become a selling point, in the view of director James Cameron. "I don' think it means jack shit," he told the Hollywood Reporter's Carl DiOrio.
"To be perfectly honest, I think the studio has generated the myth about its costs to help in the selling of the movie. I have seen this happen with Terminator and True Lies and Titanic, and it helps [Avatar] become a must-see film. By the way, doesn't that mean it's a bargain to see such an expensive film for the same amount it costs to see any other film? It's...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:23 AM on Wednesday, December 16, 2009
With the public option and the Medicare buy-in both out the window, the Senate health care bill is so weakened and watered-down that it would be better to try to kill it than fight for its passage. Go instead to reconciliation and start the process all over again two years hence. And do whatever's necessary to prevent the obstinate and obstructionist Sen. Joe Lieberman from being re-elected.
"This is essentially the collapse of health care reform in the United States Senate," former presidential...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:42 AM on Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
40 days hence VCI is releasing a DVD of a film I've never heard of -- Stuart Heisler's Island of Desire (1952), a Tab Hunter movie with a somewhat older Linda Darnell (29 to his 21) as the love interest. Who in the world would buy or rent this? It's obviously negligible. Older gay guys?

The IMDB notes that "the July 22, 1952 edition of The New York Times noted that this film would make its local debut at Lowe's Metropolitan Theatre in Brooklyn on Wednesday, July 30. However, the newspaper did not send...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:29 PM on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
An end-of-the-year recall of a moderately amusing music video with Will Ferrell, Andy Samberg and JJ Abrams. Made for the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, originally aired 5.31.09...when I was still in Europe and not paying attention.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:25 PM on Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:44 PM on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Somebody forgot to explain the drill to the San Francisco Film Critics Circle. It's Inglourious Basterds' milk-drinking Nazi Christoph Waltz for Best Supporting Actor, dummies, and not Christian McKay for his bellowing genius performance in Me and Orson Welles. Scores of obsequious critics in cities across the country have voted for Waltz over the last three or four days, so how could there have been a misunderstanding?
And what's with the SFFCC giving Wes Anderson and Noah Baumbach their Best Adapted Screemplay award for Fantastic Mr. Fox?
Otherwise the SFFCC fell into the ranks. Hurt Locker for Best Picture, Kathryn Bigelow for...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:30 AM on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
My first reaction to the news about Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe's Robin Hood movie was "again?" This new trailer doesn't change anything. I feel as if I've seen it already. What could it bring to the table that's significantly different from the Kevin Costner version? Apart from the grittier cinematography and production design and Crowe's machismo, I mean? It's the same old recipe.
Here's a neat little video taken last summer on the outdoor Robin Hood set, which uses the same clearing (located in Bourne Wood, Tilford -- south of Farnham, Surrey)...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:31 AM on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
I have to get a rental car and drive all the way the hell up to frigid Syracuse this afternoon to pick up Jett and take him back down for the holidays. I'll be staying there this evening and thereby missing the Nine premiere and after-party in Manhattan.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:21 AM on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
The Golden Globe nominations were announced this morning. (Here's the Indiewire link.) Up In The Air accumlated six nominations, and Nine did fairly well with a Best Picture Comedy/Music nomination plus ones for Daniel Day Lewis and the very deserving Marion Cotillard.
The only surprise I'm seeing thus far is their decision to place Meryl Streep's Julie & Julia performance into the Best Actress Comedy or Musical category, thus leaving the Best Actress competish open to Carey Mulligan (who's been strangely losing to Streep in the critics awards so far). Categorizing Streep's performance as Julia Child under comedy is, of course,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:57 AM on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
I was told yesterday by producer Ed Pressman that the Hollywood Foreign Press recently rejected the submission of Nicolas Cage's performance in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans for Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical -- a not very perceptive call, not to mention unfair and unhip. They also blew off This Is It! as a submission in the Best Musical/Comedy genre.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:49 AM on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Esteemed critic Jack Mathews, a guy who's been around the block and acquired a little perspective, said the following about Precious in a 12.10 discussion with Indiewire's Anne Thompson:
"If the Academy hadn't just doubled the number of Best Picture nominees from 5 to 10 this year, we wouldn't be talking about Precious as an Oscar contender now. In fact, if director Lee Daniels had cleaned up the language a bit and eliminated an unnecessary rape clip, Precious might have found its natural home [on the tube] and we'd be talking about its rightful fate of an Emmy winner.
"I am not...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:29 AM on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
I flinched when I read Michael Fleming's 12.13 story about Mel Gibson's forthcoming Viking movie with Leonardo DiCaprio and a script by William Monahan. We know what this will be. What big-league director is more drawn to gougings, disembowelments and beheadings than Gibson? The man is insane.
Fleming says the story "will be as unsparing as Gibson's Braveheart, The Passion of the Christ and Apocalypto." And we're all going to pay $12 each to sit through more throat-slicings, testicle-crushings, skull-splittings and so on. Terrific.
This makes me...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:42 AM on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
The Weinstein Co. threw an elegant lunch today for Rob Marshall's Nine at Per Se, the renowned gourmet restaurant on the Time Warner Center's fourth floor. Nine stars Daniel Day Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Judi Dench, Nicole Kidman and Kate Hudson attended; ditto an assortment of Manhattan industry/media types (Harvey Weinstein, Ron Howard, producer Ed Pressman, screenwriter Stephen Schiff, Martha Stewart, Campbell Brown, Larry King) and hot-shot journalists.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:43 PM on Monday, December 14, 2009
If I was flipping through Variety and came upon this ad, which doesn't even mention Glenn Kenny or The Girlfriend Experience, I would keep flipping. You can barely make him out. I know Kenny wasn't in any close-ups, but wasn't he at least in a shot that was sharply focused and well-lighted? This stinks.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:17 PM on Monday, December 14, 2009
Apparition has picked up Floria Sigismondi's The Runaways for distribution, says L.A. Times/Company Town contributor Steven Zeitchik. Apparition is planning "a roll-out that lies somewhere between a platform and wide release" beginning in March 2010. In other words, it may not be as much of a problem movie as I was detecting on 12.12. The big premiere will be next month at Sundance, of course, with "a possible Joan Jett performance in Park City, Utah."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:04 PM on Monday, December 14, 2009
N.Y. Post critic Lou Lumenick assessed the New York Film Critics Circle winners today as follows: "The NYFCC and the Los Angeles Film Critics Association rarely agree on their top choices. [So it's] really fascinating is that with two major exceptions -- LA went for Jeff Bridges in Crazy Heart and Yolande Moreau in Seraphine -- the New Yorkers almost exactly duplicated the L.A. list."
It also "carries real weight that both groups gave their best picture award to The Hurt Locker and Best Director to Kathryn Bigelow," he said. I agree and so does everyone else.
NYFCC winners plus HE...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:01 PM on Monday, December 14, 2009
In a 12.14 interview with Jezebel's "Irin," N.Y. Times critic Manohla Dargis riffs on Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow and what she calls the hateful "bullshit" pedigree of the Oscars. I love this interview! Magnificent salty slams from a senior representative of the Gray Lady!
"Something like a woman winning best director for directing an action movie and not a romantic comedy is symbolically important," she says. "Whether it then leads to a lot of women doing things outside of the pathetic comfort zone of romantic comedy -- and I say that as someone who loves romantic comedy -- we'll...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:25 PM on Monday, December 14, 2009
In the same 12.14 Jezebel interview, N.Y. Times critic Manohla Dargis has explained why romantic comedies are always fairly terrible, discussed the output of Nora Ephron and Nancy Meyers, and explained why women pay to see crappy chick flicks regardless.
"One, the people making [romantic comedies] have no fucking taste," Dargis says. "Two, they're morons. Three, they're insulting panderers who think they're making movies for the great unwashed and that's what they want. I love romantic movies. I absolutely do. But I literally don't know what's happening.
" I personally don't think [Ephron or Meyers] is a good filmmaker -- they...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:14 PM on Monday, December 14, 2009
In the same outspoken 12.14 interview, N.Y. Times critic Manohla Dargis has responded harshly and (I think) hilariously to a quote from Hollywood.com's box-office analyst Paul Degarabedian in a 10.25 Washington Post article by Ann Hornaday.
"What women like, at least for now, are traditional narratives," Degarabedian said. (Note: PD always says stuff like this, repeating status-quo views on tastes and trends.) "There's no Bourne Identity with a woman starring in it right now. It's almost as if in real life, women want to be empowered and in control, but on-screen they seem to like the old-fashioned damsel-in-distress, love-struck...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:55 PM on Monday, December 14, 2009
The Zelig virus is alive and well among the Indiana Film Journalists Association as far as its choices for Best Supporting Actress and Best Supporting Actor. The winners are/were (and I really do think we're getting damn tired of this) Mo'Nique in Precious and Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds. respectively. They dared to be obsequious!
I'll give this Hoosiers this much -- they chose Up in the Air for Best Picture but they also chose Fantastic Mr. Fox for runner-up. Wes Anderson's film also won for Best Animated Film, beating out Up. The IFJA also chose Sin Nombre as Best Foreign Language...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:07 PM on Monday, December 14, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:37 AM on Monday, December 14, 2009
If I could pick the winner of the Best Supporting Actress Oscar with a wave of my hand, I would give it to either Up In The Air's Vera Farmiga or Nine's Marion Cotillard. Primarily because they're not Mo'Nique, but also because they play far more interesting women with greater portions of shading, strength and simple charm.
It's easy to play two colors, as Mo'Nique does in Precious -- i.e., repulsively malicious and boo-hoo-poor-me. It's much harder to make a performance work without all the eyeball-glaring and emotional grandstanding, which is what Farmiga and Cotillard manage to do.
I admired the steady...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:18 AM on Monday, December 14, 2009
The New York Film Critics Circle's website has announced that the results of today's voting will not be announced in real time, which has been the standard deal for years. (WTF? Why do a rollback on a perfectly cool policy?) The winners will instead be posted online when voting is complete, or sometime after 1 pm. I'll be at a Nine luncheon from that hour until 2:30 pm or so, so I guess I'll just file from there.
N.Y. Post critic Lou Lumenick is "fairly sure" the NYFCC won't choose The Hurt Locker for Best Picture because "they almost never go...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:31 AM on Monday, December 14, 2009
Here are some counter-riffs to Katey Rich's assessment on Cinema Blend of what's happened so far with the critics' group choices:
1. Rich: "The Hurt Locker is a formidable contender, but critic's support might not translate at the Academy." HE: In other words, the Academy will nominate a film for Best Picture, but it may not confirm the Big Win unless it's made some serious dough (i.e., more than $12 million).
2. Rich: "Don't mess with Mo'nique and Christoph Waltz, because they are apparently unbeatable." HE: The critics who are voting for Mo'Nique and Waltz are spineless and easily-led sheep,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:41 AM on Monday, December 14, 2009
The Hurt Locker was obviously the weekend's big critics-group winner with three Best Picture wins from the Los Angeles Film Critics Associaton, the Boston Society of Film Critics and the Alliance of Women Journalists. But the relationship between The Hurt Locker and female moviegoers is the source of three regrettable ironies.
The AWJ win is ironic given that the main reason for Kathryn Bigelow's Iraq War film having only made $12 million is the fact that most women have refused to see it (or, as I've detected in recent Manhattan conversations, have claimed not to have even heard of it)....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:42 AM on Monday, December 14, 2009
Force-of-nature big shot Harvey Weinstein was the big winner this morning with the announcement that Nine and Inglourious Basterds had won 10 nominations each (including one each for Best Picture) from the Broadcast Film Critics Association, which does out the Critics Choice Movie Awards. The Weinstein Co. is the principal producer/distributor of both films.
But while Basterds helmer Quentin Tarantino received a Best Director nomination, Nine's director, Rob Marshall, was left out in the cold.
The numerous nominations accumulated by Nine/Basterds is partly due to the addition of several below-the-line craft categories.
The other BFCA Best Picture nommies are Avatar, An Education,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:08 AM on Monday, December 14, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
"The next time you want to talk some trash about what a provincial city Houston is, or how we all deserve to get blown away by a hurricane, consider this. And then consider this: In 2000, Al Gore got more votes than George W. Bush in Houston. And in 2004, John Kerry got more votes than George W. Bush here. So there." -- Variety critic and author Joe Leydon, sent to yours truly this morning.
Wells to Leydon: I never called Houstonians provincial. I certainly wouldn't in the wake of their having elected the openly gay Annise Parker their new mayor....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:44 PM on Sunday, December 13, 2009
In a gathering today at Manhattan's Walter Reade theatre, the NYFCO (New York Film Critics Online) voted on the following awards: Best Picture -- Avatar (20th Century Fox....LITTLE BIT OF A GEEKY CHOICE BUT WE'RE TALKING ONLINE HERE...FINE); Best Actor -- Jeff Bridges (Crazy Heart); Best Actress -- Meryl Streep (Julie & Julia...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?); Best Director -- Kathryn Bigelow (The Hurt Locker...GOOD MOVE).
Plus Best Supporting Actor -- Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds...ZELIGS!); Best Supporting Actress-- Mo'Nique (Precious...GOATS PRODDED BY SHEPHERD'S STAFF...baaaah); Best Screenplay -- Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino; Best Documentary -- The Cove (Roadside Attractions); Best Foreign Language --The...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:25 PM on Sunday, December 13, 2009
I chatted last night with legendary director Whit Stillman, who's been living in Manhattan and writing screenplays for the last several months after an extended expat period in Barcelona and Paris. The occasion was a screening at the 92YTribeca of Metropolitan (1990), which will have a 20th anniversary showing at next month's Sundance Film Festival. Sometime during the first weekend, I was told, with a social gathering to follow. Calling all Stillman heads!
Stillman and Metropolitan star Chris Eigeman did a q&a after the screening,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:52 PM on Sunday, December 13, 2009
The Los Angeles Film Critics Association has given its Best Picture award to The Hurt Locker with Up In The Air coming in second. Hurt Locker's Kathryn Bigelow won for Best Director with The White Ribbon's Michael Haneke right behind.
Jeff Bridges won LAFCA's Best Actor award for Crazy Heart, edging out A Single Man's Colin Firth. And Yolande Moreau won Best Actress for her performance in Seraphine, nudging out An Education's Carey Mulligan.
The first phase included The White Ribbon dp Christian Berger winning for Best Cinematography. LAFCA rolled over for Mo'Nique's Precious performance in the Best Supporting Actress...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:58 AM on Sunday, December 13, 2009
The Boston Film Critics dropped the ball with their Best Actress award by handing it to Meryl Streep instead of Carey Mulligan, but otherwise today's Beantown voting was a four-star triumph for The Hurt Locker. Kathryn Bigelow and Mark Boal's Iraq-war thriller was named Best Picture, Bigelow won for Best Director, Jeremy Renner was named Best Actor for his Sgt. James portrayal, and Barry Ackroyd won for Best Cinematography.
What's it going to take to get critics to stop reflexively handing Mo'Nique their Best Supporting Actress awards for her Precious performance? Will some of them please get a grip and show a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:43 AM on Sunday, December 13, 2009
An Up In The Air spoiler was posted by an HE talk-backer a while ago. I got rid of it, but not before considering what the guy was saying, which is that an audience he saw it with was a bit deflated by the downish finale and not applauding at the end, etc. Well, I don't think audiences applauded at the end of The Godfather, Part II either.

Up In The Air is a close-to-the-bone thing to anyone who's struggling in the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:27 AM on Sunday, December 13, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
N.Y. Times columnist Frank Rich has written a rousing paean to Jason Reitman's Up In The Air in the Sunday edition. For those who haven't decided to vote for the George Clooney topliner as a Best Picture nominee or winner, Rich's piece will close the deal. Certainly among Academy members who read the Times over Sunday brunch.

Up in the Air "is not a political movie," he writes. "It won't be mistaken for either a Michael Moore or Ayn Rand polemic on capitalism. What makes it tick is the struggle of Clooney's character, Ryan Bingham, to...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:16 PM on Saturday, December 12, 2009
"There are parallels between Precious and Samson and Delilah as they both tackle taboo issues in their respective societies -- race issues in their different forms in two quite different countries," says HE reader Joel Meares.
"I personally feel Samson avoids some of the pitfalls of Precious, which I greatly respect and admire, as well. But where Monique's performance and the teacher character in Precious hit extremely false notes for me (and seem to tie the film to a very Hollywood construct it other times deftly avoids), Samson stays on course the whole way through.
"Whether that delivers emotionally in the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:49 PM on Saturday, December 12, 2009
Michael Haneke's The White Ribbon won Best European Film with European Director and European Screenwriter awards going to Haneke at the 22nd European Film Awards in Bochum, Germany. (Bochum?) Kate Winslet's Reader performance took the Best European Actress while A Prophet's Tahar Rahim won for Best European Actor. The People's Choice award for Best European Film was Slumdog Millionaire.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:30 PM on Saturday, December 12, 2009
The only flagrantly bad thing about Avatar is James Cameron's decision to play a Leona Lewis song called "I See You," written by overall score composer James Horner, over the closing credits. Cameron apparently still doesn't understand that Titanic's closing vibe was ruined by the end-credit playing of "My Heart Will Go On," that repulsive Celine Dion song. Including both tunes were total whore moves, looking to appeal to younger women, get a song played on the Oscar show, etc.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:43 PM on Saturday, December 12, 2009
You can sometimes detect little hints in the online summaries of Sundance Film Festival selections (which are usually written by festival programmers) about how good or not-so-good the films are. And they're evident, I think, in the summary for Floria Sigismondi's The Runaways, the '70s rock-band biopic with Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett and Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie. And I'm a little bit worried.
The film is "an ode to an era and a groundbreaking band," the summary says. (In other words, it's all over the place?) "Acclaimed video artist Floria Sigismondi directs from her own script" -- danger! danger Will...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:13 PM on Saturday, December 12, 2009
I've rented HE's Sundance pad -- a large one bedroom that sleeps three or four with a bedroom queen, a foldout couch and bunk beds -- but now a filmmaker who was going to stay has bailed so I'm looking for someone to step in. It's right near the Marriott and runs from Saturday, 1.23 to Saturday, 1.30, and it's only $400. Yup, seven days in Park City for less than $60 a day. Oh, and I need a place to flop from Wednesday, 1.20 to Saturday morning, 1.23, if anyone knows or hears anything.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:17 PM on Saturday, December 12, 2009
If a jarring or traumatic event happens in your adolescent or teen years, it can stay with you into adulthood, and can sometimes even trigger a neurosis or shape some aspect of your personality. This has been a recurring motif in I-don't-know-how-many dramas I've seen about coping with this or that lingering issue. But what about stories in which a traumatic event or some kind of metaphorical face-slap wakes a character up? Not right away but gradually, I mean.
Who hasn't had an experience that delivers some kind of stern but helpful cautionary tale? I certainly have, but I'm hard-pressed to remember a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:28 AM on Saturday, December 12, 2009
The start of the 2010 Santa Barbara Film Festival in early February will mark the four-year anniversary of the first appearance of John Scheinfeld's Who is Harry Nilsson (and Why Is Everybody Talkin' About Him?). It has the ironic distinction of being one of the best rock-music docs ever made and at the same time totally finished as far as distribution prospects are concerned.
If you haven't signed out a distribution deal after four years of trying your film isn't just dead -- it's fish...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:07 AM on Saturday, December 12, 2009
Warwick Thornton's Samson and Delilah, an Aboriginal love-on-the-run drama as well as Australia's official submission for '09's Best Foreign Film Oscar, won five Australian Film Institute awards last night, including Best Film. Thornton also won for Best Direction, Best Screenplay and Best Cinematography, and costars Marissa Gibson and Rowan McNamara were co-recipients of the AFI's Young Actor award. On top of which Samson and Delilah has a 100% Rotten Tomatoes rating.

So why wasn't I doing cartwheels in the Grand Palais after seeing about 45...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:06 AM on Saturday, December 12, 2009
An assessment of Los Angeles industry culture by HE regular LexG seems fairly sage. "I tend to think of Oscar movies as having to appeal to 'LA Taste,'" he wrote last night. "Los Angelenos, particularly the voting denizens of Brentwood, Bel Air, and Beverly Hills, have a certain cinematic palate that isn't just different from mass America, but from even NYC film fanatics or cineastes anywhere else. LA Taste is very milquetoast, very Clooney, very upscale. The kind of people who shop at the Grove and eat Whole Foods and prefer an intellectual barrier, an ironic remove.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:32 AM on Saturday, December 12, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
"The Avatar battle scenes are spectacular and thrilling," writes Envelope/Gold Derby's Tom O'Neil, "but the movie's greatest fight lies ahead at the Academy Awards." O'Neil's Oscar pundit polls, conducted today, suggest that Avatar is suddenly a likely Best Picture contender, but James Cameron's film "will probably trip up in the home stretch" due to the Academy's old-fart contingent.
"Last year's critically cheered blockbusterThe Dark Knight didn't even get nominated for best picture," he notes. "But now there are 10 slots in a weak year, so Avatar can't be denied its due place on the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:10 PM on Friday, December 11, 2009
Fox Searchlight threw a slate-promoting holiday party early this evening at Soho's recently opened Crosby Street Hotel. Attending talent included the Crazy Heart team -- Jeff Bridges, Maggie Gyllenhaal, director-writer Scott Cooper -- and Fantastic Mr. Fox director Wes Anderson. I got some face time with all four plus prolific screenwriter Ron Bass, with whom I discussed college experiences, sons and hallucinogens.
I also discussed drug adventures with Bridges, who partially based his acclaimed performance as Bad Blake...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:30 PM on Friday, December 11, 2009
Today's tracking shows that Avatar's first choice number has risen to 22 -- a one-day bump from yesterday's 20 figure -- and that under-25 women who are definitely not interested has shot up from yesterday's 18 figure to 23. Do you see what I mean about Eloi girls? Their resistance to this film is very strong right now, or at least it was yesterday. Maybe they'll chill down once the word seeps through.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:01 PM on Friday, December 11, 2009
The New York Film Critics Circle "has decided against a threatened crackdown on members who report on behind-the-scenes details of voting on awards this Monday," reports Envelope/Gold Derby's Tom O'Neil. "Fears ran high that members may be booted if they tattle on vote scores and other details of balloting after leaders responded furiously last year to one member blogging live during the vote session and another blabbing goings-on via Twitter."
In other words, NYFCC chairman Armond White has waved off complaints voiced last year by Entertainment Weekly's Lisa Schwarzbaum. She told O'Neil in late '08 "that she was so furious about the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:42 AM on Friday, December 11, 2009
For whatever reason, the Los Angeles Film Critics Association award winners will be "announced" in two separate statements on Sunday, 12.13. The secondary awards (supporting actors, screenplay, cinematography, etc.) will be announced at 12:30 Pacific, and then the primary awards (best picture, director, actor, actress, etc.) will be announced at 2:30 pm Pacific.
Wouldn't it be simpler to just post the winners on the LAFCA site as they're decided upon, category by category in real time, the way the New York Film Critics Circle webmasters have been doing for years? Who cares about press releases? When I hear the term...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:34 AM on Friday, December 11, 2009
I loved how Windex-clear and transporting Avatar looked in 3-D last night, but I can't get over the fact that 20th Century Fox publicity decided to show it to the creme de la creme of Manhattan journalists on a non-IMAX-sized screen, and within a steep-angled theatre that was rather small considering the event-styled superflick being presented.
My first thought when I walked into this AMC Empire theatre on the third or fourth floor and saw maybe 140 seats with 55 or 60 journalists sitting in them was "this?" Think about it. Cameron spends five years on this film, talking about how he...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:07 AM on Friday, December 11, 2009
"Avatar is hardwired to its creator in a way films of this size simply cannot be due to reality and the nature of the business," writes CHUD's Nick Nunziata. "But it is. That's why the film took so long to reach screens. That's why it apparently may be one of the costliest films ever made if not the costliest. That's why on many levels this is an impossible dream of a film, something that could never meet expectations or justify its own existence under the weight of its ambitions.
"But it does and make no mistake, this is a film worthy of...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:01 AM on Friday, December 11, 2009
"James Cameron is a brick-and-mortar storyteller. As Sigourney Weaver has said, he's in touch with his inner 14-year-old, and instinctively knows what moviegoers all over the world want to see." -- from Anne Thompson's Indiewire Avatar review/video interview with Cameron, posted early this morning.
"While it is unlikely that any movie will unseat Cameron's last fiction feature, 1997's Titanic as the biggest blockbuster of all time ($1.8 billion worldwide), Avatar will be huge; I'll bet this picture, which defines 'event movie' and probably cost $300-million (more...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:45 AM on Friday, December 11, 2009
"As I've been suspecting for a while but have now confirmed, we're looking at an Oscar first," Variety's Todd McCarthy just wrote in a message. "Best Director Battle of the Exes -- Cameron vs. Bigelow."

Hilarious! But he's right, I think. Cameron is now a Best Director contender, along with Avatar for Best Picture and -- believe it -- Zoe Saldana for Best Actress.
I've just forwarded my revised Buzzmeter calls to Gold Derby's Tom O'Neil and I inserted Avatar as my third most-likely Best Picture nominee (right behind Up In The Air and The Hurt...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:18 AM on Friday, December 11, 2009
I think once the word gets out on what a rousing and splendorific LSD eyeball-fuck movie Avatar is that the ambivalance will melt right away and the first weekend will indeed hit the low 70s, and maybe higher...who knows? And once younger Eloi females...naah, I take that back. I was going to say that once they see that the loyal and passionate relationship between Sam Worthington's Jake Sully and Zoe Saldana's Neytiri actually registers and sinks in (okay, perhaps not on a Leo-Kate-Titanic level, but you can really feel it toward the end) that they might start to get into it, but young...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:23 AM on Friday, December 11, 2009
The political import of Avatar -- and there's no waving this aspect away because it's right in your face start to finish, and especially in the third act -- is ardently left. It is pro-indigenous native, anti-corporate, anti-imperialist, anti-U.S. Iraq War effort, anti-U.S.-in-Afghanistan (and anti-troop-surge-in-that-country, or strongly against the thinking of President Barack Obama and Gen. Stanley McChrystal), anti-rightie, anti-Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld, etc.
Yes, it's very teenaged adolescent in its super-imaginative wacko visions and exuberant energy levels, but politically it's pure Che Guevara (more the Motorcycle Diaries or Che-in-Cuba version than Che in Bolivia), Naom Chomsky, Hugo Chavez, Howard Zinn, Gore Vidal, Oliver Stone, etc....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:43 AM on Friday, December 11, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
I went to a Magnolia Pictures holiday party just after tonight's 7 pm Avatar screening exited, and then the damn wireless wasn't working for about 30 minutes when I finally got home. The upshot is that I'm too whipped -- it's 12:35 am -- to evaluate the ins and outs of this amazing film, but I'll tell you right now there are very few outs. It's half CG, half live action and it jumps back and forth so the dreaded sensation of being swallowed by a cartoon never happens. Avatar is a hybrid thing and a wild one at that.
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:00 PM on Thursday, December 10, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:12 PM on Thursday, December 10, 2009
Here's an eloquent and highly persuasive four-star Roger Ebert review of Chris Smith's Collapse. "I don't know when I've seen a thriller more frightening...I couldn't tear my eyes from the screen...Collapse is even entertaining, in a macabre sense. I think you owe it to yourself to see it."
Collapse is making its way around the country theatrically, but the best way to catch it is through movies-on-demand channels via Time Warner, Verizon FIOS, Cox, Rogers, Insight and Charter. It begins on Comcast this weekend.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:12 PM on Thursday, December 10, 2009
"I am convinced that the storyline of this year's Oscars is that a woman will win a Best Director Oscar for the first time," says director Rod Lurie (Straw Dogs, Nothing But The Truth), "and for a war film!" He's speaking, of course, of Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, who's been steadily gathering award-season esteem and is now only a few steps away from making history.

Only three female directors have ever been nominated for a Best Director Oscar -- Lina Wertmuller for Seven Beauties ('76), Jane Campion for The Piano ('93) and Sofia Coppola for...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:48 AM on Thursday, December 10, 2009
I'm not as much of an Nagisa Oshima fan as I could be, and so I can't figure from which Oshima film this black-and-white poster image was taken from. Does anyone know? I'm guessing it's either from Death By Hanging (1968) or Diary Of A Shinjuku Thief ('68).

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:30 AM on Thursday, December 10, 2009
Today's tracking shows that Avatar's across-the-board first choice has risen from 16 to 20 -- good news. The definite interest among under-25 males is now up to 57 (three points higher than the comparable 12.7 figure) and 59 for over-25 males (five points higher than the same demo on 12.7). The mixed news is that on 12.7 the definitely not interested number for under-25 females was at 9 and the over-25 sector was at 15, and now the same demos in the 12.10 report are 18 and 12, respectively. Under-25 female negative attitudes, in other words, have doubled while negatives among the older,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:26 AM on Thursday, December 10, 2009
The Guardian's Mark Brown has technically defied an Avatar review embargo by revealing that James Cameron's film "does not make you feel sick and it is not a disaster.
"All journalists watching the movie in Fox's Soho headquarters had to sign a form agreeing not to publish a review or even express a professional opinion online or in print before Monday," he writes. "So by saying Avatar was really much, much better than expected, that it looked amazing and that the story was gripping - if cheesy in many places - the Guardian is in technical breach of the agreement....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:16 AM on Thursday, December 10, 2009
This rave Avatar review in London's The Sun doesn't sound like the writer (a.k.a., "the Sneak") is invested in anything other than crude enthusiasm and wanting to encourage those who are hoping that James Cameron can do it again. He may be telling the truth, but his words sound too cheerleader-ish, too eager-beaver.

I am, however, moved by the following passage: "The final battle scene is 20 minutes long and absolutely mind-blowing. The Sneak still recalls sitting in a cinema 12 years ago watching awestruck as Titanic slipped beneath the Atlantic waves. And your critic is sure...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:49 AM on Thursday, December 10, 2009
Yesterday afternoon L.A. Times/Notes on a Season columnist Pete Hammond took me to task for suggesting that the Academy might want to backhand Precious costar Mo'Nique for having said on her BET talk show that (a) she doesn't understand why she needs to roll up her sleeves and campaign for a Best Supporting Actress Oscar nomination and (b) saying "what's in it for me money-wise?"
Hammond says that Mo'Nique's alleged "money demands for appearances related to a campaign are quite frankly old (non)news." He means that Hollywood Reporter columnist Roger Friedman's report that "one source close to the production...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:33 AM on Thursday, December 10, 2009
After catching Jacques Audiard's A Prophet I ambled over to the Museum of Modern Art last night for Universal's big It's Complicated party. There was the usual trouble at the door (the security apes were even challenging Peggy Siegal, who had handled the celebrity invitations) but I was eventually waved in by Universal marketing big-shot Michael Moses. Once inside I was enveloped by sublime climatorial comfort and spiritual calm -- a murmuring, beautifully lighted, abundantly catered heaven filled with the best or most talented or hungriest people in town, and everyone in a serene and approachable mood.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:41 AM on Thursday, December 10, 2009
I sometimes...okay, frequently let go with nervy opinions, like that statement I made yesterday morning about how "mainstream Eloi tend to avoid [films] that look even slightly challenging -- the movie with the brightest and most colorful wrapper with the plainest design tends to win." It's fairly obvious that the Eloi like emotionally simplistic, high-visual-energy movies because they're lazy (i.e., ADD, not educated enough, narrow cultural influences), but you still feel slightly vulnerable when you write stuff like this because of...I don't know but the sense of alone-ness that comes with the gig is part of it.
"Avatar looks like something you...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:01 AM on Thursday, December 10, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
And The Winner Is blogger Scott Feinberg has come up with a brilliant analysis of several high-profile Oscar contending performances by way of listing previous award-showered performances that closely echo their own. Without further ado...naah, screw it. I was going to paste portions of it here but it's too much work to reformat. Just read what Scott has composed.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:23 PM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:05 PM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
A few hours ago In Contention's Kris Tapley sat down with Crazy Heart director Scott Cooper and producer-costar Robert Duvall, and during their chat Duvall said the following: "The Hurt Locker might be the best film I've seen in a decade."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:43 PM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
In a just-posted interview with A Single Man director Tom Ford, HuffPost associate entertainment editor Katy Hall reports that Colin Firth learns of his lover's death from a family member "voiced by Jon Hamm in a winking nod to his 1960s alter ego, Don Draper."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:31 PM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
My honest-to-God first reaction to this latest Avatar poster was that the Na'vi looks like Michael Jackson during the Thriller period. I can see a lock of hair dropping down that reminds me his mid '80s coif. If Jackson had made a music video about a dancing alien cat man and wore cat-eye contacts, this is exactly how he'd look. I look at that face and I really don't see Zoe Saldana -- I see a gay cat boy.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:05 PM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
There's a 50th anniversary screening in Santa Monica this evening of Stanley Kramer's On The Beach, an end-of-the-world drama with Gregory Peck, Ava Garner, Anthony Perkins, Fred Astaire, etc. It seems a little too reserved by today's standards but it holds up half-decently, especially those submarine-visit scenes to the tomb cities of San Diego and San Francisco. A little on-the-nose ("There's still time, brother") but subliminally moving. Exquisite black-and-white photography by Giuseppe Rotunno (The Leopard, Fellini Satyricon, Amarcord).
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:14 PM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
A mildly amusing mutual masturbation chat between Sherlock Holmes director Guy Ritchie and star Robert Downey, Jr. appears in this Sunday's L.A. Times magazine. Note: Mentioning that you're well paid or loaded or anything along these lines makes you sound shallow. And recalling your Hemingway-esque response to a cut lip sounds like macho boasting -- sorry.

Ritchie: "You really got your hands dirty on this shoot. In fact, you got punched in the mouth -- seven stitches. And you didn't fuckin' cry like a baby. You just spat a bit and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:51 PM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Daily Mail columnist Baz Bamigboye has responded to the HE readers who ripped him for putting a confrontational question to Antichrist director Lars von Trier during last May's Cannes Film Festival, which I recounted in this 12.7 article.
"Some of the comments are a tad po-faced and holier than thou," Baz begins. "I'm really amused that if one makes a comment that people disagree with it must be because I'm ignorant,or that I didn't understand what Von Trier was on about. Well, I understood perfectly and have publicly defended Lars in years past. I just didn't happen to care for Antichrist....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:23 PM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
A number of people seem to have missed my 11.27 Invictus review, which of course was posted over Thanksgiving weekend. (On a Friday.) Clint Eastwood's film is finally opening on Friday, so I've re-posted some bullet points:

* Invictus is a nice, cleanly told, mildly stirring South African sports film that should have been released in the late spring or early summer. Because if it had been it wouldn't have all this weight on it. The fact that it's the latest Eastwood film with a December opening has everyone...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:37 AM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Bad movies tend to stay bad over the generations, but the stories about how they were screwed up and the agonies that the various participants shared (both during shooting and after release) are always good reading material.
And so it follows that this short but well-crafted John M. Miller article about the making of Billy Wilder's Kiss me Stupid provides a much better time than one could possibly derive from watching the 1964 film, which was a total fiasco -- the Bonfire of the Vanities of its day -- and still kinda stinks.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:05 AM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
You want some real tracking excitement? Take a look at these Sherlock Holmes numbers. Particularly how total awareness and definite interest numbers are very strong across the board in all sectors. The weakest demo are under-25 females, but even they seem fairly enthusiastic with a 41 definite interest with over-25 females showing a 46 definite interest. Compare that to Avatar's 30 for under-25 female definite interest and 31 for over-25 definite interest. Women are interested in Avatar, but they're significantly more interested in Holmes at this stage.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:04 AM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
James Cameron's Avatar will not enter the annals of box-office legend when it opens on 12.18, a seasoned analyst predicted this morning. "It's looking like it will open in the upper range of all-time December wide releases," he said, which translates into an opening in the high 60s to low 70s. This obviously means it won't reach or top $100 million, he said, and it sure as shit "won't come within ten miles" of The Dark Knight's $158 million opening weekend.
"If people are expecting Avatar to open to $100 million, their expectations are wildly unrealistic," he...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:00 AM on Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
My first thought when I looked at this collection of icky Helmut Newton-ish photos (and I'm obviously not calling it a rational or reasonable thought) is that Lindsay Lohan is the devil.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:04 PM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:31 PM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
"While running the risk of displaying weaknesses that Pauline Kael would sneer at, I can think of just one instance of having completely reversed my opinion of a film that I had previously weighed in on in print -- Stanley Kubrick's Barry Lyndon.
"On first viewing, its overall point and meaning eluded me, and I was not able to appreciate anything beyond its pictorial and musical qualities; it was only on second viewing that its staggering, Stroheimesque stature as a corrosive contemplation of the foolishness of most...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:39 PM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
I admire In Contention's Kris Tapley for sticking his neck out on The Lovely Bones. I have a sense that the Zeligs are turning away from Peter Jackson's film but who knows? I've got a Lovely Bones screener sitting here, and I intend to watch it again tomorrow.
Tapley had better watch it though. If he isn't careful he'll have the rep of someone who just writes about what he likes or greatly respects and therefore isn't much of an Oscar prognosticator. I've had this thrown at me also. All I can say is "Thanks, it means a lot."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:38 PM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Yesterday's tracking report had Avatar at a 16 first choice. It was at 10 on 11.25 and then 15 on 11.30. Here it is eight days later and it's only gone up a single point. It needs to be up to 30 or thereabouts by opening day on 12.18. Is it that most people don't focus on movies they want to see until three or five days before the weekend? I've been under the impression that a seriously hot movie always increases its first choice number on a gradual steady basis.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:23 PM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
The Tiger Woods girlfriend count may be up to ten now. This is becoming more and more hilarious. In fact, the tally may be at 11. The man has become a complete clown, an unintentional farceur, a punchline. His dignity is totally out the window.
Woods is alleged to have said to one of the women that sex goes out of a marriage when kids come along. This isn't even a fragment of an excuse for catting around but he's not lying. Any married guy...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:12 PM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Rufus T. Firefly: "Now, what is it that has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?" Chicolini: "Thatsa good one. I give you three guesses." Rufus T. Firefly: "Now let me see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia...is it male or female?" Chicolini: "No, I no think so." Rufus T. Firefly: "Is he dead?"Chicolini: "Who?"
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:05 PM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Roger Ebert chuckled yesterday at the repetitive questions Up In The Air director Jason Reitman has been getting, as illustrated in this pie chart. This moves Ebert to say, "Young Jason, there once was a time -- I know you will find this hard to believe -- when subjects provided honest answers to such questions. Why, it was within the lifetime of many now living..."

Yeah, I know. There was even a time when journalists asked questions that couldn't really be categorized, much less put into a pie chart. Every two or three years...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:14 PM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
The Washington, DC-Area Film Critics Association announced their winners yesterday and I was looking the other way. Brilliant. Best Film -- Up in the Air (Paramount); Best Director -- Kathryn Bigelow (The Hurt Locker); Best Actor -- George Clooney (Up in the Air); Best Actress -- Carey Mulligan (An Education); Best Supporting Actor -- Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds); Best Supporting Actress -- Mo'Nique (Precious).

Plus: Best Ensemble -- The Hurt Locker; Best
Breakthrough Performance -- Gabourey Sidibe (Precious); Best Adapted Screenplay -- Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner (Up in the Air); Best Original Screenplay --...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:28 AM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Envelope/Gold Derby guy Tom O'Neil's confirmed this morning that no Oscar glory will be shared by Precious executive producers Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry, who climbed aboard in (or after) post-production to give Lee Daniels' film a promotional push.
A Lionsgate rep told O'Neil that "the rule is up to three producers get statuettes," and that "the producers are Lee Daniels, Sarah Siegel-Magness and Gary Magness."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:05 AM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Here's some front-page attention for a reply I posted earlier this morning to HE reader "alynch" regarding the the current Mo'Nique hoo-hah. Acknowledging my comment that Mo'Nique "sounds obstinate -- like someone who's pointedly not interested in winning, a la George C. Scott or Marlon Brando," Lynch asked me if I could apply my standards to them as well -- i.e., do I believe the Academy should've refused to recognize Scott & Brando, since they didn't care about the award either?

All Academy...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:07 AM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Last night I gave an attaboy to amctv's Bilge Ebiri for noting that Up In The Air is Intolerable Cruelty and vice versa. This morning N.Y. Film Festival honcho (and departing L.A. Weekly critic) Scott Foundas reminded that L.A. Weekly critic Robert Willonsky said the same thing on 12.2.
"Not sure I agree on how 'big' Bilge Ebiri's discovery is vis-a-vis Up in the Air and Intolerable Cruelty," Foundas writes, "but I know for sure he wasn't the first one to make it."
"There is something oddly familiar about Jason Reitman's Up in the Air," Willonsky wrote, "in which George...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:05 AM on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Mo'Nique, I mean. The Precious mom-from-hell thought to be the leading contender for Best Supporting Actress. She's done interviews but hasn't strenuously "campaigned." She's told handlers she wants money to make promotional appearances. Her obstinacy led a publicist to resign after two weeks on the job. And now Scott Feinberg has provided a transcript of an 11.9 Mo'Nique Show discussion about the Oscar game that further conveys her "screw this Oscar stuff, what's in it for me?" attitude.

You know what, Academy? Don't give her the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:43 PM on Monday, December 7, 2009
Bilge Ebiri has hit on something fairly big in an amctv.com article -- Up In The Air is Intolerable Cruelty and vice versa, He mentions five big similarities in the piece (with spoilers!); this evening he passed along a few more by e-mail.

1. Our Cynical Hero, George Clooney
Up in the Air: Termination counselor Ryan Bingham travels the country firing people on behalf of other companies. He's at the top of his field, and he's best-known for a motivational speech he gives to various business groups about shedding all the material and emotional baggage...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:27 PM on Monday, December 7, 2009
"Several knowledgable executives" have told The Wrap's Sharon Waxman that director Roland Emmerich, that secret comedian, will pocked $100 million from his 2012 deal -- i.e., $20 million vs. 20% of the gross. Emmerich's faux-slapstick disaster film will eventually take in $700 million worldwide so Roland is beaming, sitting pretty, a pig in shit.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:02 PM on Monday, December 7, 2009
Last night I met the great Vlad Ivanov, the Romanian actor who was named 2007's Best Supporting Actor by the Los Angeles Film Critics Association for his abortionist performance in Cristian Mungiu's Four Months, Three Weeks and Two Days. Ivanov was at the Tribeca Cinemas for a Romanian Film Festival screening of Corneliu Porumboiu's Police, Adjective, and an after-party.

Ivanov plays a small but pivotal role as a police captain in a dreary Romanian town (i.e., Vasilu) in which busting and punishing three young...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:38 AM on Monday, December 7, 2009
On the currently available French Antichrist DVD/Bluray, there's a featurette about what happened when the film was shown at the Cannes Film Festival last May. This same doc is on the British version (due 1.11.10) and will presumably be included in the U.S. version. In any event I can't imagine it being any better than this YouTube version.
The doc includes , of course, that wonderfully confrontational press conference question by Daily Mail columnist Baz Bamigboye that essentially said "why in the name of all...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:54 AM on Monday, December 7, 2009
There are few things more excruciating than to listen to well-paid filmmakers talking about how truly delighted they are to be working on this exciting and wonderful new film, etc. I want to reach for my samurai sword. It's comforting, of course, to be once again reminded that the Harry Potter franchise will soon be over and done with. I got off the boat years ago (i.e., after the Alfonso Cuaron one), but I'm actually thinking about seeing the Deathly Hallows finale. The final one, I mean.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:14 AM on Monday, December 7, 2009
"Hollywood has this idea about what's commercial [but] they don't really know what's commercial. What's commercial is what people want to see. It's that simple, and sometimes they want to slow down and experience something. It isn't always dack-dack-dack, boom-boom-boom rocketing along. This is what Hollywood has convinced itself that people want to see.
"There are scenes in Avatar that accelerate and intensify things in this fashion, but there are other moments that slow down and see the wonder of this world....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:53 AM on Monday, December 7, 2009
Pretty much everything on Pandora, the tropical-rain-forest moon in James Cameron's Avatar, is either "inspiring and dangerous," to listen to Sigourney Weaver's narration in this travelogue piece. But it seems a little too crammed with scary predators. And too effin' noisy. To me anyway.

Outside of the Na'vi, those glowing dandelion fuzzies and the six-legged direhorses, Pandora seems to be all about hexapods, flying banshee dino-birds, viper wolves, those dino-hammerhead guys, the especially dreaded thanator, etc. What about the grazing animals -- the Pandoran equivalent of elephants, giraffes, wildebeests, zebras,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:33 AM on Monday, December 7, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
I was slapped around two or three days ago for putting on my realist hat and predicting that The Blind Side would be a Best Picture nominee. This weekend's box-office tallies have made it clear that this Christian catnip football saga is going to easily top $200 million, and this clearly makes The Blind Side an ideal recipient of a gimme nom -- a "people" movie that the expanded Best Picture nomination slate was clearly created for.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:07 PM on Sunday, December 6, 2009
"I saw on YouTube the video comparing [Delgo and Avatar] side by side. I thought, wow, there are a couple of moments that are pretty compelling. Do I think there is much of a comparison? Clearly there is. [But] I think the comparison was too literalized. You can take a bunch of stuff and spin it to whatever you want." -- Avatar creature designer Neville Page speaking to L.A. Times guy Gerrick Kennedy.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:50 PM on Sunday, December 6, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:37 PM on Sunday, December 6, 2009



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:03 PM on Sunday, December 6, 2009
A woman I was talking to at a party last night became very aroused when I told her I'd be speaking this morning with A Single Man star Colin Firth. "Oh, God...I could be your assistant and just sit there and watch!," she said. "This would be a very big deal for her!," her husband chimed in with a smirk. "That classiness, that sense of reserve!," she went on. "It's what every woman wants."
It's also what everyone else has been savoring since Firth broke through roughly...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:27 PM on Sunday, December 6, 2009
All stirring, worthwhile films have memorable characters, and surely the most memorable in Lee Daniels' Precious is Mo'Nique's mom-from-hell, whose name is Mary. But where is the common current in Mary, whose malicious treatment of her daughter, Precious (Gabby Sidibe), results in ruination and emotional shell-shock that's stupefying, and which has been caused by levels of systematic torture and abuse that would make Klaus Barbie drop to his knees?
All dramatic art always points to some vein of human behavior and says to its audience, "This but for...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:07 AM on Sunday, December 6, 2009
It took me a while to realize this, but it finally hit me a few days ago why Michael Stuhlbarg's brilliant lead performance in A Serious Man doesn't seem to be getting enough traction as a Best Actor candidate.

It's not a matter of how good he is at portraying Larry Gopnik, a stressed and perplexed Jewish family man in mid '60s Minnesota whom God clearly has no affection for. Stuhlbarg is perfect -- every line and expression is dead-on. But the reality is that most people (including film industry...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:09 AM on Sunday, December 6, 2009
I have an 11 am appointment on the Upper East Side with A Single Man star Colin Firth. His performance in Tom Ford's widely-admired film has put him at the top of the Best Actor candidate heap, primarily because Firth channels so much feeling (crushing loss and sadness, a love of life's sensual stream, flickers of delight) with such a fine sense of subtlety and economy. And thinking about this has led, again, to compiling a list of the best extremely-low-key, less-is-more performances.
One of my all-time favorites...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:35 AM on Sunday, December 6, 2009
Either people have made their Sundance lodging arrangements in a more responsible way than myself (i.e., before 12.1) or they're just not attending the festival because it's been a tough financial year. I only know I haven't gotten any takers on an offer to share a large one-bedroom, two-bathroom place near the Marriott for only $1200 total, or $600 for two. I could just rent it myself, of course, but it's more than double the size of what I need. Plus I'm cheap. I need to figure this out today. Hell, I'll take the couch.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:16 AM on Sunday, December 6, 2009
Why do I find this summary of the last ten years faintly draining? By glibly focusing on the catchiest and most superficially noteworthy events, it's mainly a reminder of how devoted the headline-driven news business is to perpetrating its own mythology. The Facebook, YouTube and Twitter revolutions are the only developments that seem to have moved the game along, to go by this rundown. The rest (even Barack Obama's election, in hindsight) seems to have been about smoke.
I'd like to see...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:24 AM on Sunday, December 6, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
"I spoke to a person who saw Avatar and he said the action scenes delivered everything you'd expect from Cameron, even in this digital form. Visceral, detailed, a 'first-person shooter' experience on the biggest game screen ever hoisted.
"The simple, predictable story was deemed as almost perfunctory, as if adding too much storytelling and exposition would have amounted to a sensory overload. After all, no one discusses 2001: A Space Odyssey in relation to its plot. Star Wars either.
"What we have is: Boy meets alien through marines, boy loses aliens and marines, boy fights marines and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:49 PM on Saturday, December 5, 2009
Tobey Maguire becomes a rage hound when he comes home from Afghanistan in Jim Sheridan's Brothers. Consumed with self-hate over having chosen to save his own life over a comrade's and convinced that his wife (Natalie Portman) has been doing his younger brother (Jake Gylllenhaal), he turns into something feral. His eyes go white and he uncorks it like Bruce Dern did in Coming Home, only more so.
It's thrilling and terrifying at the same time, like molten lava pouring out of a volcano and people running...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:50 PM on Saturday, December 5, 2009
Indiewire's Anne Thompson reported this morning that the first Avatar screening -- i.e., exclusively for the Hollywood Foreign Press -- happened last night. And that she was told at the IDA Awards after-party by a person who'd attended (or who had talked to someone who attended, or whose brother-in-law heard from the parking-lot attendant who spoke to an HFPA guy) that Avatar is "a 161-minute movie with fab visual effects and [an] adolescent story."
Meaning what exactly? I don't know that it's fair to call the story of Dances With Wolves "adolescent," even if you transpose it to a rainforest moon...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:25 AM on Saturday, December 5, 2009
Every year I complain about those godawful cookie-cutter scenes in which the hero of a film jumps head-first off an incredibly high building or cliff. The same exact bit has turned up in many if not most of Hollywood's high-budget action-fantasy-thrillers over the last 20-odd years. As far as I can recall the big-jump syndrome began with Tim Burton's Batman. This is a YouTube clip reel, of course.
In any case I just noticed that an "oooh, wow" cliff jump is also in Avatar, and something inside me collapsed when this hit me. My intestines dislodged and did a big splat. Why, I'm...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:52 AM on Saturday, December 5, 2009
So how did Sacha Gervasi's Anvil! The Story of Anvil manage to win two IDA Documentary Awards -- i.e., best feature-length doc and best music documentary -- last night while not even making the Academy's feature-doc shortlist? How could there be such a huge disconnect from between the Academy's documentary committee and the IDA? Especially with Anvil's recent nomination for a Best Doc Spirit award?
Is it that the IDA and the Spirit committees are younger, hipper, less stodgy? Except Anvil! is about balding heavy-metal musicians in their 50s afraid of losing their mojo. The film is about struggle, rebirth, redemption. It's...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:12 AM on Saturday, December 5, 2009
This Josh Horowitz/MTV discussion with Avatar director James Cameron and costars Sam Worthington and Zoe Saldana went live two days ago. I don't like questions that include the words "how did you deal with that pressure"? I've heard that question 973 times over the last 15 or 20 years. It reminds me that expectation pressure is constant -- the biggest headache/nightmare in the world -- and that repeatedly mentioning this is tedious and infuriating. The only way to cope with fear is to fly over it with inspiration.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:49 AM on Saturday, December 5, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:34 PM on Friday, December 4, 2009
Okay, forget that 11.8 N.Y. Times/Michael Cieply estimate about Avatar costing its backers close to $500 million. (A little over $300 million to make, over $150 million to market, something like that.) The budget for Avatar, a Fox spokesperson has "bluntly" told The Wrap's Dominic Patten, "is $237 million, with $150 million for promotion, end of story."
Patten writes that "presuming Fox's $387 million compounded figure is accurate, the film should have no problem getting into the black. A $400 million score at the worldwide box office -- not a stretch by any means for a film of this caliber --...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:51 PM on Friday, December 4, 2009
Here's a genuinely superficial N.Y. Times "T" magazine video on the Mumblecore gang. I guess it's okay to say mumblecore now, despite what L.A. Times guy Mark Olsen wrote a while back about the term being verboten.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:47 PM on Friday, December 4, 2009
A Gold Derby Best Picture chart posted today showed that Up In The Air stll leads, but also that The Hurt Locker has now overtaken Precious for the #2 position. The contributors oin this chart (which doesn't represent the whole team) are Rope of Silicon's Brad Brevet , Coming Soon's Edward Douglas, And The Winner Is columnist Scott Feinberg, WEN Network's Kevin Lewin, The Wrap's Steve Pond and myself.
Gold Derby papa-bear Tom O'Neil says "there's no love for It's Complicated or District 9, but Julie & Julia, A Single Man and The Station Agent" -- O'Neil-speak for The Last Station...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:24 PM on Friday, December 4, 2009
I've been looking around for the right Sundance Film Festival rental over the past week or so. I tried the Star Hotel, of course, but they wouldn't even return my call. I mean, that cowboy hat/residual scent riff I ran last year almost certainly broadened awareness of that humble establishment among hundreds if not thousands of film industry people, and they can't be polite when I call about a room?
Anyway, I've been calling around and checking Craig's List and the prices I'm hearing and reading about are very pre-Great Recession. Park City condo and home owners, in short, are...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:44 PM on Friday, December 4, 2009
"Performance art is all about context," writes Howl star and forthcoming General Hospital costar James Franco in a new Wall Street Journal article. It's called "A Star, a Soap and the Meaning of Art: Why An Appearance on General Hospital Qualifies as Performance Art."
"If you bake some bread in a museum space it becomes art, but if you do it at home you're a baker. Likewise, when I wear green makeup and fly across a rooftop in Spider-Man...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:34 PM on Friday, December 4, 2009
Nine is what it is -- a musical based on a stage musical based on 8 1/2, a 1963 Federico Fellini classic about a brilliant Fellini-like director who can't decide what his next film will be about. It's also a kind of sleek-elite Euro mood piece about 1960s Italy and sunglasses, hot women and cool coastal villages and...you know, artistic ennui and weltschmerz and all that aromatic razmatzz. It's not about "story" as a kind of Italian glide-along atmosphere -- a lather of mood and attitude and locale and Euro-coolness.

It's not, in other words, the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:21 PM on Friday, December 4, 2009
Before sitting down to see Rob Marshall's Nine in mid November I signed a Weinstein Co. agreement that said (a) I would see the final print at a future date (which I've since been invited to see, with the first screenings beginning yesterday) and consider only that version when reviewing, and that (b) I wouldn't post anything until 12.11 or 12.15, depending on whether or not a quote-ad agreement deal would be in effect.

And then out of the effin' blue MCN's David Poland suddenly posted a brutal pan late last night, and then came Variety's...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:10 AM on Friday, December 4, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:52 AM on Friday, December 4, 2009
The Hollywood Reporter's Kirk Honeycutt has huffed and puffed and unequivocally panned Rob Marshall's Nine (Weinstein Co., 12.18). And Variety's Todd McCarthy, playing it cooler and more circumspect. has given it a friendly and approving pat on the back.

And yet between the lines you can sense an absence of serious gushing pleasure in McCarthy's reactions. The ultimate effect is that his review doesn't really counter-balance Honeycutt's, which is much more impassioned. What Nine needs now is a champion -- an advocate to ride in...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:17 AM on Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Moving Image Source's Matt Zoller Seitz has delivered Part 2 of his Clint Eastwood study, called "Kingdom of the Blind, Part 2." Narrated this time as well as subtitled.
"Eastwood's wisecracking angel of death persona is so familiar -- and so beloved by audiences -- that when he seriously critiques it, as he did in Unforgiven, it doesn't always register," says Seitz. "People see Eastwood in a cowboy hat and think 'entertainment.' This writer saw the film three times in theaters. Two of those...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:56 PM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
Sex & Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll, the Ian Dury biopic featuring an allegedly career-defining, award-bait lead performance by Andy Serkis, is being commercially released in England on January 8th and it's not playing at Sundance 2010? This isn't calculating.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:55 PM on Thursday, December 3, 2009



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:08 PM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
In the view of New Yorker critic Anthony Lane, "the tension between the bleak and the blithe" in Up In The Air "is sustained by director-writer Jason Reitman to the end. Airports are the seedbed for all that is most alien, angering, and atomized in our twenty-first-century days, and there are times, in this film, when George Clooney's eyes appear to glaze and say, Come die with me."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:52 PM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
In the Old Hollywood days a major studio that had spent big-time on an epic-level film (Gone With The Wind, Duel in the Sun, Ben-Hur, Around The World in 80 Days, Cleopatra, etc.) would almost automatically be assured of a few below-the-line Oscar nominations. The producers and studio chiefs also knew that the town would at least try to find it in its heart to bestow a Best Picture nomination unless, you know, the big film they'd made was embarassingly bad. And sometimes they'd wangle a Best Picture nomination even if it sucked (i.e., Dr. Doolittle).
In so doing the community would basically...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:57 PM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
Chris Morris's Four Lions, a comedy about suicide bombers, is set to screen in Sundance 2010. Morris and In The Loop creator Armando Iannucci used to be allied or partnered in some comedic fashion. So figure that Four Lions is 2010's In The Loop, or...you know, something in an Islamic-doofus vein.

In preparation Morris reportedly spoke to" terrorism experts, imams, police, secret services and hundreds of Muslims." A statement from Warp Films says that the film "understands how terrorism relates to testosterone. It understands jihadis as human beings. And it understands human beings as...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:54 PM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
Nicholas Kristof's "Johnson, Gorbachev, Obama" column (12.2) is brilliant -- please read while listening to the King/Moore interview.
"What are you doing setting a deadline...it's like crazy. If they're the enemy you fight them until they lose."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:45 PM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
By the usual spitball standards, here are some of the new Sundance 2010 standouts -- premieres, spotlight, midnight, etc. -- that were announced a couple of hours ago. The coolest-sounding are Floria Sigismondi's The Runaways, the Joan Jett/birth-of-'70s-girl-rock biopic with Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning, and Untitled Duplass Brothers Project, which co-director and co-writer Mark Duplass confided last summer will almost certainly not be called Please Don't Fuck My Mom.

Premieres
Untitled Duplass Brothers Project, directed and written by Mark and Jay Duplass, about a recently...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:44 PM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
Doesn't Johnny Depp's reported decision to play Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa in Emir Kusturica's Seven Friends of Pancho Villa and the Woman With Six Fingers sound like a 1950s thing? The kind of casting exemplified by Victor Mature as Chief Crazy Horse, Marlon Brando as Emiliano Zapata and a Taiwanese named Sakini, John Wayne as Genghis Khan and Ricardo Montalban as a Japanese kabuki star, I mean? I thought filmmakers had moved past that kind of thing. Unless, of course, Kusturica's film is a jape of some kind.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:14 PM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
The National Board of Review has kicked off the official Up In The Air bandwagon by giving Jason Reitman's film four major awards -- Best Picture, Best Actor (actually a tie vote between UITA's George Clooney and Invictus's Morgan Freeman), Best Supporting Actress (Anna Kendrick) and Best Adapted Screenplay (Reitman, Sheldon Turner).
I told someone at last night's Lovely Bones party that I had a feeling that the NBR would give Precious its Best Picture award. Not a strong feeling, but a gnawing one. Not that it matters either way. Remember when the announcement of NBR awards used to create a brief electric...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:03 AM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
"Most interpretations I've seen of Blanche DuBois, Tennessee Williams's greatest contribution to dramatic portraiture, ride the glistening surface of the character's poetry, turning Blanche into a lyric, fading butterfly waiting for the net to descend," says N.Y. Times theatre critic Ben Brantley in a review of BAM's A Streetcar Named Desire. "What Cate Blanchett brings to the character is life itself, a primal survival instinct that keeps her on her feet long after she has been buffeted by blows that would level a heavyweight boxer.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:03 AM on Thursday, December 3, 2009


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:18 AM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
Last night's viewing of Peter Jackson's The Lovely Bones was a fresh experience, as I've never read Alice Sebold's book, and a guarded one given the conflicted (i.e., leaning negative) advance word plus my own resistance to Jackson's tendency to over-saturate and over-flourish his films with visual imagery that always seems to say "look at what I'm doing!" But I have to say that I wasn't all that unhappy with The Lovely Bones, and that it even got me at times.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:00 AM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
It seemed curious -- certainly unusual -- to see this morning a N.Y. Times front-page story (i.e., the front page of the web version) by executive editor Bill Keller that heartily endorses Morgan Freeman's performance as Nelson Mandela in Clint Eastwood's Invictus.

Keller knows Mandela quite well personally, having been the Times' Johannesburg bureau chief from '93 to '95, so his opinion obviously carries some weight and authority. What he's done, in effect, is to heartily endorse Freeman as a Best Actor contender in this year's Oscar race. I've heard some...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:16 AM on Thursday, December 3, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
I want to hear Michael Bay dissing Avatar composer James Horner right back on his website within 24 hours. Actually, make it twelve hours. The cycles on these things are getting faster and faster. You can't sit around and drink tea and read Faulkner on your patio for fear of missing the latest who-whatta?
Here's the excerpt:
LA Times' Geoff Boucher: "It's interesting, too, that small moments become so key when a movie gets as big as this one. The machinery of the movie is so big that without successful small moments and human emotion, it could turn into a video...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:10 PM on Wednesday, December 2, 2009
"You won't find a more devoted supporter of the Bourne franchise than me," says departed Bourne director Paul Greengrass in a prepared statement. "I will always be grateful to have been the caretaker to Jason Bourne over the course of The Bourne Supremacy and The Bourne Ultimatum. I'm very proud of those films and feel they express everything I most passionately believe about the possibility of making quality movies in the mainstream.
"My decision to not return a third time as director is simply about feeling the call for a different challenge. There's been no disagreement with Universal Pictures. The opportunity...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:01 PM on Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Every time the Sundance Film Festival announces their competition slate, I respond with one of those blah-blah, gee-this-seems-interesting, well-maybe-not-because-most-of-the-descriptions-seem-boring, blah-dee-blah, I-don't-actually-have-anything-to-say pieces. This time, however, I forgot the power cord and I'm in a Starbucks on Eighth Avenue and there's only about 20 minutes left so I can't really go to town. But some of the stand-outs are as follows:
(1) Blue Valentine, directed and co-written by Derek Cianfrance, with Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams, Mike Vogel and John Doman costarring. Relationship drama of some mild interest because of Gosling and Williams, but I'm not holding my breath. I don't know why I...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:02 PM on Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Universal had it right with the Emily Blunt Wolfman poster, going the suggestive/subtle route. And then, I'm guessing, some marketing guy said, "Uhhm, I hate to mention this but surveys are showing this Blunt poster isn't doing well with the dumbasses...we need to punch things up." And so they did. Just a guess. I do know that I didn't see the right-side poster until recently.

"Keep in mind something I was recently told," a friend writes, "which is that Universal doesn't officially have a marketing department now as no one really and truly replaced...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:55 PM on Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Last night HE reader Aaron Lindquist saw Don Hahn and Peter Schneider's Waking Sleeping Beauty, a doc about the re-emergence of Disney animation from the time of '84's The Black Cauldron to '94's The Lion King, at the Art Center College of Design.
Despite an '09 Toronto Film Festival pan by Variety's Rob Nelson, Lindquist calls it "amazing film" that "seems to bring closure to much of the animosity between Michael Eisner, Jeffrey Katzenberg and Roy Disney.
"Their interviews were incredibly candid and filled with dimension, and about such an important period of their lives." he writes. "It...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:16 PM on Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Runaround day, stand-around day, friendly-meeting day, UPS day, FedEx day, Starbucks day, forgot-the-power-cord day, wait-in-line-at-six-or-seven-different-locations day. There's a Lovely Bones screening early this evening, folllowed by a q & a and then an after-event.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:12 PM on Wednesday, December 2, 2009
President Barack Obama's West Point Afghanistan speech last night reminded us once again that the right runs this country. It sure as hell knows how to crack the whip and prompt Commanders in Chief, young or old and of whatever party, to get out the old sheet music and sing the old hymns. And the Bush Jail guards are delighted because they know they'll never be out of a job.
As we all know the tragedy of 9/11 wasn't a single ghastly occurence, but a match...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:06 AM on Wednesday, December 2, 2009
I'm perfectly fine with the pace of the subtitled narrative in Matt Zoller Seitz's video essay about Clint Eastwood's career-long theme of revenge, called "Kingdom of The Blind." Some have said it moves along too fast but not for me. MZS has nonethless said he'll be launching a version later today (possibly by noon) that will be friendlier to readers who prefer a slower pace..
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:38 AM on Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
I was half taken and half irked with Brian DePalma's Carrie when I first saw it in '76. But the bit that happens at 6:33 made me jump out of my seat, and I was thereafter sold on the idea of DePalma being a kind of mad genius. I was gradually divested of this view in subsequent years, sad to say. Actually by The Fury, which was only two years later.
To me DePalma was at his craftiest and most diabolical in Greetings, Hi, Mom, Sisters,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:58 PM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Many, many days ago the Hollywood Reporter's Gregg Kilday, Jay A. Hernandez and Borys Kit posted a review of the ten biggest flops of the last decade. By the standard of the greatest production cost to deadbeat-gross ratio, the worst wipeout was 2002's The Adventures of Pluto Nash ($100 million production tab vs. $4.4 million domestic gross) followed by '01's Town and Country ($90 million in costs vs. $6.7 million in domestic earnings). The others are Battlefield Earth, Land of the Lost, Gigli, Catwoman, The Invasion, Rollerball, Grindhouse and The Spirit.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:18 PM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
My God, she doesn't even inhale! Takes a drag, blows it out a second or two later -- obviously not attuned to the potential cannabis experience.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:54 PM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Yes, I realize that Roger Durling's decision to invite The Blind Side star Sandra Bullock to take part in a Santa Barbara Film Festival dog-and-pony show means he's betting that she's got some serious Best Actress heat. (Tapped out on iPhone at AMC Lincoln Square before Up In The Air all-media.)
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:08 PM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Envelope/Gold Derby columnist Tom O'Neil is claiming that the forthcoming Best Picture win by Precious at the indie Spirit Awards next March (O'Neil believes it's a foregone conclusion) is as much if not more about the Spirits' rivalry with the New York-based Gotham awards as the quality of Lee Daniels' film.

"As expected, Independent Spirit Awards lavished nominations upon Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire today, thereby addressing the film's ridiculous snub by the other, rival prize for independent films, the Gotham Awards, which gave their top trophy last night to The Hurt...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:40 PM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Among Empire's gallery of iconic movie role portraits, this shot struck me more than any other. What, honestly, was your first reaction to it? Your second reaction, most likely, was that Daniel Radcliffe is wearing the most complex, adult-seeming, wised-up expression among the three. But initially...?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:56 AM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
The N.Y. Times has posted an amusing, very clever little video piece about how David Carr has handed the Carpetbagger reins to Melena Ryzik. Refresh Content's Nick Dawson graciously sent the embed code along [which I had to remove due to an automatic launch function], and yet the fact remains that somebody in the Times pipeline is refusing to make the code easily available.
It would be one thing if the piece was easily findable on YouTube, but it's not...if it's there at all. I'd prefer to grab a YouTube code because the one Dawson sent me automatically launches the video...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:29 AM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
The week's least intriguing Avatar article comes from Vanity Fair's usually engaging Julian Sancton, who interviews the guy hired to crate the Na'vi language -- i.e., Paul Frommer, Professor of Clinical Management Communication at U.S.C.
Sanction: "How would you greet someone who called you on the phone in Na'vi, if there were such things as phones on Pandora?" Frommer: "I would say, 'Kaltxi. Ngaru lu fpom srak?' Which is kind of, 'Hello, how are you?'" The piece includes a sound file of Frommer saying this.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:11 AM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Movieline's Kyle Buchanan: "You have your ingenue (Carey Mulligan), your unknown (Gabby Sidibe), and you have Meryl Streep doing a character role, but The Blind Side's Sandra Bullock brings star power, and she's never been nominated for Best Actress. My question to you is, do you think she deserves it?
Movieline's Stu Van Airsdale: "I actually do. It's a very difficult role in the first place. There's the accent, the swagger, the tenderness, and a benign sort of dogma that she gently tosses around, making it Christian...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:53 AM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Good things about today's Spirit Awards nominations: (a) A Serious Man will get a special Robert Altman award (and not a Best Picture nomination?); (b) Sin Nombre was nominated for Best Picture, and Cary Fukunaga was nominated for Best Director; (c) Greg Mottola's Adventureland screenplay was nominated; (d) Tom Ford's A Single Man was nominated for Best First Feature (and is almost guaranteed to win in this category -- trust me); (e) Big Fan and Humpday were nominated for the John Cassaevetes Award (i.e., best feature made for under $500,000); (f) Sacha Gervasi's Anvil! The Story of Anvil was nominated for Best...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:14 AM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009




posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:46 AM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
"Epic..incredible honor...meansa great deal to me," etc. Obviously, Kathryn Bigelow's remarks at the podium last night upon receiving a Gotham Film Awards tribute trophy sound a little echo-y. That's hand-held Canon Elph video for you. I was sitting at table #6, struggling to keep the camera rock still, an un-sampled fish and pasta dinner to my left.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:48 AM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
"The evidence is indisputable, writes Vanity Fair's Leslie Bennetts, "that Meryl Streep, at age 60, has become the industry's new box-office queen." Absolutely, yes...for over-35s who go to the movies. Educated couples, singles, women in groups, etc. It's a different story with most of the under-25 Eloi, of course. They know Streep as the white-haired bitch in The Devil Wears Prada, I would presume, but she's not of their own and therefore a "meh" in terms of marquee value.

The Eloi are not just another age group -- they're another species.
But yes, of course...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:02 AM on Tuesday, December 1, 2009