comment #1

Colin says ...

LexG in 3... 2... 1...

comment #2

prairie_oysters says ...

initially... I think that Daniel Radcliffe is as blind as a bat without his spectacles and that's what accounts for his quizzical expression.

comment #3

Travis Crabtree says ...

Legs.

comment #4

CameronIsHMFIC says ...

Holy shit Emma`s legs! Legs that launched throusands of creepy countdowns.

comment #5

Pynchon8 says ...

Wells, you are so full of it. You police the hell out of everyone else for sexist stuff, yet you get a free pass. It's disgusting really.

comment #6

Eloi Manning says ...

Good legs.

Legs are still no. 3 on the list of "stuff to ogle," though.

1. Chesticles
2. Arse
3. Legs

You knows it.

comment #7

Eloi Manning says ...

Pynchon8: It's not sexist to acknowledge a woman's beauty. Would you rather they all wore burkhas to stop men from having such awful thoughts?

comment #8

dinovelvet says ...

She's the most masculine looking of the three of them.

comment #9

Sabina E says ...

Eloi, men can still have dirty thoughts about women even if a woman covers up in a burqa (or abaya). I've been there before. Just sayin'.

Rupert Grint is so cute. I love redheads *blushes*

comment #10

DeeZee says ...

So I hear the last Harry Potter will have them going to college and making guest appearances on The Real World. http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/15799/-harry-potter-gets-real-raunchy

comment #11

lazarus says ...

Eloi Manning's defense of admiring women as not necessarily being sexist is pretty rich coming right after his post referring to breasts as "chesticles".

comment #12

Jack South P.I. says ...

This is an incredibly lackluster portfolio. With the exception of Mel Gibson dressed in a suit wearing his Braveheart makeup, none of these would have a chance of making Vanity Fair's annual Hollywood issue. The one of Damon holding the magazine (recalling his iconic fight in The Bourne Supremacy!) is absolutely embarrassing. He looks like he's doing it under court order. To get access all these great actors and to so thoroughly blow it is a real missed opportunity.

I'm surprised because Empire is a great magazine.

comment #13

Eloi Manning says ...

"Eloi Manning's defense of admiring women as not necessarily being sexist is pretty rich coming right after his post referring to breasts as "chesticles"."

Slang words for tits are sexist now, too? Good Christ. Like women would never call a penis a "dick" or "cock". HOW DEGRADING! Won't someone think of the children, etc.

comment #14

Eloi Manning says ...

"I'm surprised because Empire is a great magazine."

It was a great magazine, but for most of the past decade it's been nothing more than a shill for the big studio films. I gave up when every month seemed to feature some Lord of the Rings character on the cover for what felt like the entire three-year stretch. That said, it's better than most other print movie magazines by almost by default.

comment #15

Lehigh says ...

Lili Lili Lili Lili Legs Lili Legs Lili

comment #16

Admiral82 says ...

It's the mystery behind the burqa that's sexy...

comment #17

Jeffrey Wells says ...

Wells to Pynchon8: It's disgusting to acknowledge great gams? Particularly when the lady in question knows exactly what effect she'll be having by wearing a skirt and sitting a certain way on a bench?

Tell me -- after Gene Wilder watched Marty Feldman slam that huge cast-iron ring against the front door of Castle Frankenstein, and exclaimed "what knockers!" which then prompted Teri Garr to say, "Oh, zank you, doctor"...did you laugh or contort your face in disgust and say out loud, "That's disgusting!"? And then...you know, throw a wad of food at the TV screen?

comment #18

Emmanuel_Goldstein says ...

Not in any way meant as a derogatory remark, but Daniel Radcliffe always comes off to me as incredibly gay. The shirts the dude wears, his overall disposition, etc.

Emma Watson is great. Smart, sexy, she's got it all going on.

comment #19

Josh Massey says ...

Mel Gibson rules.

comment #20

Renfield says ...

The only photo in that series that I find even remotely interesting is the one of Sam Neill.

As for the others...what a waste of time.

comment #21

Jonathan Spuij says ...

I liked a lot of those pictures. Also, this picture clearly shows Watson as the leader of the bunch.

comment #22

Noiresque says ...

'Tis true, Empire has not been decent since probably before The Fellowship of the Ring came out. They used to be a must browse, but have dumbed down big time since blogging took off. Now each cover is devoted to that month's big comic book/action movie release. Back when it was up against Premiere and Movieline, when each were going strong, they had some good articles. But with each Pirates of the Caribbean cover/ Matt Damon interview/ Countdown of Top 50 Coolest One-Liners/Transformers feature, really, what's the point?

comment #23

Momus says ...

Yeah, Dan Rad has a nice rack. Can we move on? ;)

comment #24

Abbey Normal says ...

I was no more offended by Teri Garr's acknowledgment of her knockers than I was by her admiration of my schvanztuker.

comment #25

reverent and free says ...

I initially thought this was more Twilight stuff.

Prairie Oysters, I don't think Radcliffe wears specs in real life, the ones he wears in the movies don't always have lenses in them.

comment #26

Eloi Manning says ...

I bet Rupert Grint gets the birds in, left, right and centre. He has the look of a satisfied man who's already lived out all his sexual fantasies at the age of 20 or whatever he is now.

Millionaire, famous, young - he's like LexG's role model.

comment #27

Eloi Manning says ...

http://twitter.com/LexG_Rules

I hope he's okay.

comment #28

Anthony Thorne says ...

There's an infamous 'getting out of a limo' shot of the remarkable Miss Watson which, if pictures were music, plays like a drum rimshot to this snapshot's bluesy trumpet 'wah wahhhhhhhhh'.

Grinch looks like he knows he's got a choice of dates between three young group gangs of raunchy, besotted, smoking hot females right after the shoot, and is mentally juggling the options like a fat food critic at a Michelin Star restaurant with the newspaper picking up for the tab.

I can't tell what Radcliffe is thinking but I wish I had his bank balance.

comment #29

Renfield says ...

Lex G, are you seriously that broke? I'll take you for some In & Out if you're hungry...

comment #30

Wiggumx says ...

Fucking CHRIST his twitter is sad & depressing. I feel like I need a shower. He's a train-wreck.

comment #31

Wiggumx says ...

Also, it seems like half the women in the country right now are doing a little pants-dance to what's-his-name from New Moon, who is 17, but Wells is "disgusting" for saying Emma Watson has nice legs? That's a ridiculous double standard.

comment #32

bfm says ...

They look like an English pop band from the late 80s or early 90s.

comment #33

LexG says ...

Man, why can't all women STOP AGING around 23, like Highlander or some shit? Gotta love the young stuff.

Note to all parents: Put your kid in theater, movies, commercials or some pop music camp from BIRTH. If your kid is in SAG by age 10, he's SET FOR LIFE.

If you're NOT in SAG by 23, fucking forget about it.

Life is misery. I am so horny I can't even work up the energy to rant about it, but so annoying all these young, good looking kids have THEIR LIFE SET FOR THEM thanks to their idiot stage parents, and the rest of us BROIL IN MISERY at JOBS WE HATE, never having ENTREE to cool clubs, hot women, flash rides, or anything but fucking bills, bankruptcy, underwhelming jobs and never get to fuck models.

I hate myself with the fury of 1000 suns.

comment #34

Jeffrey Wells says ...

All right, let's calm down here. HE is not about the revisiting of Edvard Munch's"The Scream" by the readership. Take a pill, take a walk, grim up, chill down.

comment #35

COCO says ...

Yes nice legs.....but show me her mother. Always had it for the moms....over 35 and all that.....

comment #36

TheGK says ...

'I hate myself with the fury of 1000 suns.'

That line needs to be in a script in the hands of Todd Phillips.

comment #37

LexG says ...

I have said it before, Todd Phillips would be the PERFECT guy to bring the saga of LexG to the big screen.

NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

comment #38

LexG says ...

LEGS, yes. KANKLES, not so much.

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