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Andy Wachowski, Arianna Huffington, Lana Wachowski

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on December 10, 2009 at 2:12 PM

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dangovich Author Profile Page says ...

Am I stoned right now?

Posted by dangovich Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 2:22 PM

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Stringer Bell Author Profile Page says ...

Sink the pink.

Posted by Stringer Bell Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 2:27 PM

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googs Author Profile Page says ...

The tranny thing I can handle, it's the sado-masochist stories I've heard about them that of creep me out. I think you've probably heard them. One of them liked their testicles stepped on by a dominatrix in high heels. There was Rolling Stone article about it. Google it.

Posted by googs Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 2:32 PM

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Aris P Author Profile Page says ...

These 2 have officially jumped the shark. Good grief.

Posted by Aris P Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 2:32 PM

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Brendan Author Profile Page says ...

Okay, I'll go there, Lana looks better then Huff in this pic.

Posted by Brendan Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 2:58 PM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

Lana obviously the "sista 'n' charge" of the purdy color palette in Speed Racer.

Say what you will about the crazy personal lives of these people (and in a way, Brendan already sort of said it all), but they are still pretty talented filmmakers. I'll see pretty much anything they're involved with.

Unless they decide to release that ball-stomping movie theatrically (if it's in 3-D, however, I doubt I'd be able to stop myself from going out of pure morbid interest).

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 3:18 PM

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kamichojin Author Profile Page says ...

"OMG!!!! Sadomasochism The Horror!"

Please.

Posted by kamichojin Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 3:20 PM

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Tires Author Profile Page says ...

Holy Poodle from the punk rock era..

Posted by Tires Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 3:34 PM

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Terry McCarty Author Profile Page says ...

Wonder if a semi-reboot MATRIX 4 (where Neo wakes up from the dream that was RELOADED and REVOLUTIONS) would be the comeback that brother-and-sister Wachowski badly need at this time.

Posted by Terry McCarty Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 4:07 PM

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LexG Author Profile Page says ...

The weirdest thing (to me) about "Lana" isn't just the sex change, but the fact that these are two BROTHERS rolling around together, all casual about sex changes and ball stomping and lesbian fantasies. Can ANYONE relate to this? Like coming home and at the dinner table one day announcing to your bros or your beer-guzzling pop you like lesbians and being ball-stomped and you're going to get a sex change? Like, in 99% of all families in the world wouldn't dad say a hosannah while Andy threw him in a headlock in a spaghetti-stained wife-beater shouting "Get the fuck outta hee-ya!" And everyone would laugh it off and it would never happen?

Shit, I was nervous as fuck bringing my prom date around to meet the family cuz I knew they'd bust her balls. Can't imagine showing up with pink braids and a rack.

Posted by LexG Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 4:28 PM

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Baron Munchausen-by-Proxy Author Profile Page says ...

"Matrix Rebooted: Booted Dominatrix"

Really rolls off the pierced tongue, huh?

Posted by Baron Munchausen-by-Proxy Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 4:29 PM

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Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page says ...

Y'all can retire right now.....

dangovich wins Best First Reply Post of the Year....

fucking hell I'm STILL laughing.......

btw.... Huff looks like she's aged forty years in one day

Posted by Travis Crabtree Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 4:45 PM

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televisiontears Author Profile Page says ...

Lex, my cousin had a sex change and was an infinitely happier person post surgery. Pre-op she had the confidence of a dog that's been beaten its entire life. He (awkward pronoun change) silently sat in the corner, terrified of any sort of human interaction. He was just looking for a reason to put a gun in his mouth. Now, she bursts at the seams with enthusiasm, engages everyone with the utmost confidence, and actually has a sense of humor.

Keep in mind my extended family is extremely socially-conservative, and still refers to African-Americans as "darkies"... or worse. Once they saw her drastic emotional transformation and how happy she was post-op, they embraced it in a way I never thought possible.

For siblings that work together that closely, I'm sure Andy doesn't even think of Lana as a man anymore. They've probably grown even closer during this ordeal, and judging by the photos pre and post-op (Larry looks so awkward and sad before his transformation), I hope their family feels the same.

Posted by televisiontears Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 6:01 PM

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googs Author Profile Page says ...

Goes to show what 10 years can do. If this was 2000 we'd be drooling over the possibilities of what they were working on. Now we'd rather talk about Lana's sex change than their work.

Posted by googs Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 6:21 PM

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DeeZee Author Profile Page says ...

Abrams wants his own Man on Wire film.
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More 'Titans posters.
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THR gets sold off.
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Portman enters her own zombieland.
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Anyone wanna see Seven Pounds with Bryce Howard instead of Will Smith?
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It's official. Cameron's out of ideas.
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He also thinks Avatar will do well enough to establish a franchise.
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Posted by DeeZee Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 7:48 PM

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Josh Massey Author Profile Page says ...

Still not gayer than Speed Racer.

Posted by Josh Massey Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 7:48 PM

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DeeZee Author Profile Page says ...

Josh: What about Assassins?

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Posted by DeeZee Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 8:14 PM

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buster keaton Author Profile Page says ...

S/he blinded me with science. . . .

Posted by buster keaton Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 8:17 PM

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corey3rd Author Profile Page says ...

they are three glo-stick shorts of a rave.

Posted by corey3rd Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 8:21 PM

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Mgmax, le Corbeau Author Profile Page says ...

It's a still from the upcoming Green Acres movie, with the Wachowskis as Alf and Ralph Monroe.

Posted by Mgmax, le Corbeau Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 8:34 PM

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azmoviegoer Author Profile Page says ...

One look at this picture and all I could think of was that line from "Tootsie"...."My God, I begged you to get some therapy!"

Posted by azmoviegoer Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 8:40 PM

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googs Author Profile Page says ...

Andy is turning into Pixie's front man Frank Black.

Posted by googs Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 8:57 PM

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orler Author Profile Page says ...

I think it's cool that the Wachowski's parents seem to be somewhat at peace with all of this:

http://twitpic.com/skll8

As for the brother's filmwork, I blame Joel Silver more than the brothers for the Matrix sequel atrocities......

Posted by orler Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 8:58 PM

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ZayTonday Author Profile Page says ...

When did Arianna get those hideous dreads?

Posted by ZayTonday Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 9:12 PM

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DeeZee Author Profile Page says ...

R.I.P. Henry & June co-writer.
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Q+A w/ Tony Curtis.
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Lynch opens up on passing on 'Jedi.
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Best pic watch.
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Avatar was 15 years in the making.
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Posted by DeeZee Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 9:35 PM

Posted by DeeZee Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 9:36 PM

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Eloi Manning Author Profile Page says ...

Speed Racer is fucking rubbish. There's a weird internet support group for it - ;like it's some kind of underrated gem - but it really isn't. It was an overlong children's fantasy, undeserving of any scrutiny.

I'm absolulely cunted.

Posted by Eloi Manning Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 10:05 PM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

You need to fix something, alright...

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 10:09 PM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

Get outta here, Speed Racer is awesome for what it is. Much better than Bayformers 2: Revenge of the Attention Span, or PotC 6 or whatever other garbage you seem to be willing to defend on these boards.

Fuck off.

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 10:14 PM

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DeeZee Author Profile Page says ...

No, Eloi's right. Speed Racer's only being embraced by people who think kids movies should be boring, extraneous, and "edgy", which is why Wild Things sucks, too.

Posted by DeeZee Author Profile Page at December 10, 2009 11:54 PM

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THE MovieBob Author Profile Page says ...

Speed Racer is a special thing. A completely uncompromised, unashamed, proud-as-hell realization of EXACTLY what it wants to be.

Now, whether or not what it wants to be is something worth being to begin with is obviously up for debate. But it's... "pure" in a way that no FX-heavy tentpole movie based on a nostalgia-toon should plausibly be. It's as though Andy and Lana plugged their imaginations into a hard-drive and this movie popped right out.

Posted by THE MovieBob Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 1:10 AM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

I'm sorry, but Speed Racer can be described as a lot of things, boring ain't one of them.

As far as "edgy," it barely has any profanity and nary a mention of sex in the entire thing. "Innovative" may be the word you're looking for. Some people just had a hard time taking it seriously, because we live in this exploitative, snark-infected society (one that people like you help create, Dee!), and as MovieBob states, SR is one of the purest, snark-free cinematic thrill rides produced in the last 10 years.

Fuck the haters.

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 1:19 AM

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CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page says ...

And given your supposed love for all things Japanese, I would have guessed that there was at least a chance you understood/respected what the Wachowskis did in being so incredibly faithful to the spirit of the original Speed Racer.

But once again, your hatred blinds you.

Posted by CitizenKanedforChewingGum Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 1:24 AM

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LexG Author Profile Page says ...

Ricci was really cute. That's about all I can say about it a year and a half on.

In theaters, by DAY TWO of its release it was already such a sadsack punching bag I felt sad for it and probably overrated it, finding it nowhere near as grating or bad as its detractors claimed. But, man, paying money and sitting there hostage watching is one thing; seeing it on HBO is another. Anytime it comes on, I couldn't leap for the remote any faster if Gary Sandy was into a fish-eyed lens while a kazoo played the Benny Hill theme.

Posted by LexG Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 1:27 AM

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lazespud Author Profile Page says ...

You just hope Lana is happy; she looks happy in the photo. I can't help but thinking about that CA sports writer who did the transition publicly a few years ago and then recently committed suicide. Seems like a lot of people who go through this transition have a lot of legacy pain to get through.

I just wish they'd be back to making good movies; though I liked Speed Racer a lot (apparently I'm the only one...)

Posted by lazespud Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 2:08 AM

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Gordon27 Author Profile Page says ...

I kind of wish I'd seen 'Speed Racer' on the big screen. It's not that it's a good movie; it's just so incredibly visual that the strengths would've played better.

'Speed Racer' was part of a trio of movies that I saw on cable within a very short time of each other, films that were pitched at children but had bizarre plots that no child could possibly be interested in; in this case, a strange extended metaphor about making films for art not money, and the purity of that [the other two were 'Fred Claus', about an accountant trying to stop Christmas, and 'Mr. Magorium', where the A-plot is an old man dying, the B-plot is a 20-something girl not sure what to do with her life, the C-plot is also an accountant trying to mess up toys, and only the D-plot is actually about a kid who likes toys]. But it was the only one that had stuff a kid would actually like, like a kid who hangs out with a monkey.

I don't know; I could never say 'Speed Racer' is all that good a movie, but the aspects of it that work are really amazing.

Posted by Gordon27 Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 4:29 AM

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Floyd Thursby Author Profile Page says ...

Arianna was more attractive when she was a right-winger.

Posted by Floyd Thursby Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 4:49 AM

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Eloi Manning Author Profile Page says ...

Are the times on the "posted by" bit east coast or west coast? I am trying to retrace my steps last night. Not sure how at 10:05 i was posting about Speed Racer and then sending texts at 1:30 about waiting for a cab. I was proper mullered.

Speed Racer is still shit, mind.

Posted by Eloi Manning Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 5:11 AM

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maxfm Author Profile Page says ...

39 comments and I still can't find out the context behind this picture.

Where the hell are they, what are they doing, and why are they with Huff?

Posted by maxfm Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 6:01 AM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

Saw Speed Racer opening weekend on IMAX. It does have a lot of flaws, chief among them that it's simply too long. But that cross-country race in the second act is about as perfect a live action realization of the animated source material as you are likely to find.

It's almost a shame that the Wachowskis had to tart up the remainder of the movie with the weird Escher track races for the ADD generation, because that cross-country race is what fans of the original came to see.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 6:21 AM

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corey3rd Author Profile Page says ...

Speed Racer the movie is not nearly as good as any episode of the original series.

Posted by corey3rd Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 6:54 AM

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DeeZee Author Profile Page says ...

Kane: I don't see anything innovative about a tacky color scheme which would make John Waters puke, or a movie which is supposed to outdo the pod races in Episode I, but is really about the business side of the equatiion. And I love good adaptations of anime, which is why Casshern>Speed Racer.

Posted by DeeZee Author Profile Page at December 11, 2009 11:53 AM

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Kane: I don't see anything innovative about a tacky color scheme which would make John Waters puke, or a movie which is supposed to outdo the pod races in Episode I, but is really about the business side of the equatiion.


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