Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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Faltering Mr. Ed

To begin his New Yorker review of Leaves of Grass, David Denby has written a diagnosis of what he believes has been wrong with the choices made star-producer Edward Norton. Not a question of talent but judgment, he's saying. And yet he's basically saying "move it or lose it."


"Edward Norton is a good actor and a busy man -- a citizen who concerns himself with solar energy, affordable housing, the Maasai wilderness, peace in the Middle East, the High Line, the fate of the Mets' outfield, and heaven knows what else," he writes. "But he's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:01 PM on Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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Leaves Gets Raked

At least 15 major critics and a few feature writers who've posted articles and reviews about Tim Blake Nelson's Leaves of Grass, a rowdy pot-dealing dramedy about twin brothers (both played by Ed Norton) with radically different attitudes, were surprised to learn today that First Look, the film's distributor, has pulled the plug on a previously confirmed opening this Friday in New York and Dallas.

I'm told by 42West that "a buyer has stepped in and bought the film" with plans to give it a full-on release "sometime this summer." A press release about this sudden turn of events will be...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:02 PM on Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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Tough Guys Don't Dance

There's a bothersome element in this trailer for The Expendables (Lionsgate, 8.13). I'm talking about Sylvester Stallone's cosmetic eye surgery. I'm particularly referring to one or two shots that suggest the use of eyeliner, which gives his appearance -- be honest -- a slight La Cage Aux Folles quality. Tell me this doesn't undermine the machismo.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:44 AM on Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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Poor Man's 3-D

Last night's 8pm curtain of American Idiot meant I couldn't see all of the Clash of the Titans press screening, which began at 6 pm. But I was mainly interested in the quality of the faux-3D, which was finessed after the film was shot in regular 2D. I hate to drop a bomb but what I saw looked too dark. It might not have been intended to look this way, but it certainly did at last night's showing. Which means, given typical theatrical standards, that it's likely to be projected too darkly from Augusta to Anchorage starting on Friday.


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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:56 AM on Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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Aftermath



Prior to last night's performance of American Idiot at the St. James Theatre on West 44th -- Tuesday, 3.30, 8:02 pm.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:39 AM on Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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Chewed Up, Powered, Cranked

Complain all you want about the metaphor of blue-collar losers succumbing to nihilistic downswirl in American Idiot, the soon-to-open Green Day musical based on the 2004 album that Michael Mayer (partnering with songwriter/frontman Billie Joe Armstrong) has directed and co-authored. But you must acknowledge that the intense vigor, bullwhip discipline and visual-glam audacity that comprise the presentation of the show are knockout-level and totally top-tier.


American Idiot is something to argue about in terms of its vision and to perhaps feel irked by (a 23 year-old reminded me after last night's performance that...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:34 AM on Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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All But Toast

Westwood's famous Village and Bruin theaters are being taken over by Regency as of 4.1, and Mann, their former owner/operator/whatever, is retreating like General Lee's army. It's clearly the end of an era for a once-dominant Southern California exhibition chain.

Not so long ago Mann had ten screens in Westwood -- the Village, Bruin, Festival, Plaza, Regent, National, and a 4-plex. First the 4-plex went (it's a Whole Foods now), and then the Regent was taken over by Landmark, and then Mann bailed on the Plaza and National (both have since been demolished), and then the Festival, which is now sitting...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:26 PM on Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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More Cote d'Azur Guesswork

On 2.18 Screen Daily ran a Cannes 2010 spitball piece, speculating on several titles that seemed likely to play at the 63rd annual fest. Now the Indiewire team (Brian Brooks, Eugene Hernandez, Peter Knegt, Sophia Savage, Nigel Smith, Basil Tsiokos) has posted more or less the same deal, albeit with interesting additions.


Naomi Watts, Anthony Hopkins during filming of Woody Allen's You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger.

Their coolest speculative selection by far is Doug Liman's Fair Game, about the Valerie Plame-Joseph Wilson-Karl Rove scandal which jolted the Bush presidency and brought down poor Scooter...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:12 AM on Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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No More Excuses

Chris Smith's Collapse, which I've been telling everyone about since catching it in Toronto last September, is finally on iTunes. The "thinking man's 2012" will emerge on DVD this summer.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:32 AM on Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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Fast Read

A copy of Scott Z. Burns' Contagion -- the basis of Steven Soderbergh's forthcoming deadly-virus movie for Warner Bros. -- arrived a little while ago. I've had a chance to skim through it, and it's scary, all right. Scary isn't scary unless it's believable, and this one is. The tone is urgent and tense. It feels like something in which the creepiness will leak through rather than slap you across the face.

The plot follows "an international team of doctors and scientists brought in by the Center for Disease Control after an outbreak of a deadly virus," etc. Kate Winslet, Matt...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:02 AM on Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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Master of Montage

It felt necessary to have the Bluray of Sergei Eisenstein's Battleship Potemkin sitting on my bookshelf. Knowing it's there just feels right. Eisenstein is the father of Stanley Kubrick's visual sense, and both have strongly influenced my own sense of composition and framing when I've taken snaps and videos so Eisenstein feels like family.


I know it'll be a struggle to persuade my two sons to watch BP. It's hard enough to get them to watch anything in black-and-white.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:36 AM on Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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Where's The Caustic?

The DVD/Bluray of Sam Taylor Wood's Nowhere Boy will be purchasable on 5.10, but the Weinstein Co. is delaying its U.S. theatrical debut until 10.8 -- six months hence. Here's my review, posted concurrent with last fall's London Film Festival premiere. I didn't hear a peep out of anyone when it played Sundance 2010. "Nowhere Boy's somewhat feminized, all-he-needs-is-love story just didn't turn me on," I wrote. "I didn't feel Lennon's rock 'n' roll vitality and virility, and certainly not his rage."



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:15 AM on Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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If You Can't Rock Me

It's obviously an excellent thing to support small local cinemas like the Regency Fairfax (as several Los Angeles demonstrators did last weekend, and like Karina Longworth did yesterday in her LA Weekly blog). But I'm no friend of the cause if projection and sound standards aren't up to par.


My last time at the Fairfax was seeing the director's cut of Ridley Scott's Kingdom of Heaven. The projection and sound were decent but not wonderful. I knew KOH would play somewhat better when I eventually popped in the disc. I finally watched it on...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:06 AM on Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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"I'm The Guy!"

The new trailer for James Mangold's Knight and Day (20th Century Fox, 6.25) is suggesting that it may be a comedic Collateral. Tom Cruise's Milner (sardonic violent guy parachuting into the life of an average citizen) is Vincent again, and Cameron Diaz is Jamie Foxx's Max.

But will it pay off like Collateral? Will Milner prove to be an angel of salvation in disguise (as Vincent was for Max)? Which is to say, will Diaz's June Havens be portrayed as someone who could use...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:37 AM on Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Monday, March 29, 2010

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Greatest Directing Lesson

Before he became a successful director, a friend asked the late Hal Ashby for a secret tip about how to get an actress to emotionally deliver in a restrained but full-on way. Ashby said, "Tell her to do a scene with every last thing she's got -- scream, cry, pound the floor, no holds barred, pull out the stops. And when she's done doing that, say to her "okay, now do it again only this time give me nothing. Shut yourself down and be a zombie." And the residue of the wild take will still be there, and the zombie take will be...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:36 PM on Monday, March 29, 2010

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"I Am Tired, I Am Weary"

Let me get this straight: The man who sang Heroin, Venus In Furs, Perfect Day, Sweet Jane, Dirty Blvd. and I'm Waitin' For My Man, and who recorded Metal Machine Music, The Bells and Berlin, is hawking an iPhone app called "Lou Zoom."

Oh, and incidentally: Death to AT&T.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:12 PM on Monday, March 29, 2010

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Change-Up

Marshall Fine has called Tim Blake Nelson's Leaves of Grass a "textbook example of a promising movie that takes a wrong turn from which it never recovers. Starting well, building good will, assembling a solid farce framework, Nelson's script suddenly abandons all the comedic promises it makes in the first half and turns into a blood-drenched and sadistic action film.

"It's like grafting the last half of Death Wish on to a stoner comedy (which, come to think of it, describes the similarly uneven...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:22 PM on Monday, March 29, 2010

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Yesterday's


During intermission of the final performance of The Pride -- 3.28, 8:35 pm.

Le Pain Quotidien on Hudson Street -- 3.28. 6:05 pm.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:42 PM on Monday, March 29, 2010

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Flaming Scales

Warner Bros. and Legendary Pictures have really, really reached their nadir. They can talk about going back to origins of a landmark 1954 Japanese monster flick all they want, but they've basically declared an intention to remake a 12 year-old deeply loathed Roland Emmerich film.

If you were a senior Warner Bros. production exec, would you have the stones to greenlight a new Godzilla film? I'd approve it on one condition. If Legendary commits to shooting it in black-and-white with a guy splashing around inside a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:06 PM on Monday, March 29, 2010

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New Cove Concerns?

20 days ago a Wall Street Journal article by Tokyo-based correspondent Yuka Hayashi reported that The Cove's capturing of the Best Feature Documentary Oscar "could give the film an audience its makers had wanted to reach: ordinary moviegoers in Japan. The movie has had only a single viewing, at the Tokyo International Film Festival [last] October, and hasn't yet been distributed in commercial theaters in Japan because of objections from the town it features."

It further reports that "Japanese theaters have stayed away from The Cove because of protest from Taiji, a fishing town of 3,800 people in Western Japan that bills...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:52 AM on Monday, March 29, 2010

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The Front Page

The front page of last Friday's USA Today featured a small banner that called DreamWorks' How To Train Your Dragon a "3-D Pixar film." I make mistakes like this from time to time, but I fix them within minutes. What this suggests is that the quality of page-editing and page-proofing at USA Today is slipping due to the general cost-cutting and downscaling that has afflicted print publications everywhere.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:09 AM on Monday, March 29, 2010

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"A History of Censorship"

Nearly 26 months ago I debunked a then-current rumor about a DVD of Ken Russell's The Devils -- a visually luscious, insanely flamboyant period melodrama about political persecution -- coming out on 5.20.08 via WHV Direct. WHV spokesperson Ronnee Sass called her company's brief online announcement a "mistake" but said "the title may make an appearance down the road." Well...?


HE respectfully requests the honorable George Feltenstein to please reveal when, if ever, this perverse but astonishing film -- which the religious right would absolutely despise and throw a shit-fit over if they were hip enough...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:26 AM on Monday, March 29, 2010

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"Wrestled Into Submission"

Variety's Brian Lowry is calling the 3D Clash of the Titans "pretty flat," claiming that the "technical upgrade doesn't improve the clunky mythological underpinnings. Result feels mostly like a very expensive kids' pic.

Ray Harryhausen's stop-motion work in the original 1981 Clash of the Titans "is surely dated from a technical standpoint compared with the magic CGI can conjure; still, this Titans reboot merely demonstrates that building a more elaborate mousetrap doesn't necessarily produce a more entertaining one.

Action- and spectacle-wise "everything is literally bigger but...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:07 AM on Monday, March 29, 2010

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Curveball

"While some critics feel personal relationships [with filmmakers] don't affect what they write, that's not been my experience," writes L.A. Times film critic Kenneth Turan. "I've even found that meeting filmmakers in the course of writing stories from film festivals, though helpful in understanding creative decisions, can be problematic for reviewing. It's not that you change your opinion of the film from black to white, it's that friendship can make you take a little off your fastball, so to speak -- make it harder to be as blisteringly candid as you ought to be.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:20 AM on Monday, March 29, 2010

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This...?

My initial reactions to the just-revealed official poster for the 2010 Cannes Film Festival are as follows: (a) "I like the monochrome-plus-neon blue, but it doesn't exactly dazzle. Lacks pizazz. Juliette Binoche's expression is supposed to exude serenity or whatever, but it seems sedate and complacent." (b) "Binoche is the 2010 poster girl because...? Oh, I get it. Because French photographer Brigitte Lacombe asked her. Fine." (c) "Binoche's black slacks seem a bit long -- should have been finessed by a tailor."


HE reader Andy Smith had the best reaction: "It looks like an ad for Binoche hosting...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:57 AM on Monday, March 29, 2010

Sunday, March 28, 2010

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Dreds and Kiss Boots

"The only time I saw Battlefield Earth was at the premiere, which was one too many times," writes screenwriter J.D. Shapiro in a 3.28 N.Y. Post apology piece. The inspiration was this deeply loathed John Travolta film being recently named the decade's worst by the Razzie guys.

"Once it was decided that I would share a writing credit, I wanted to use my pseudonym, Sir Nick Knack. I was told I couldn't do that, because if a writer gets paid over a certain amount of money, they can't. I could have taken my name completely off the movie, but...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:02 AM on Sunday, March 28, 2010

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Terrorist Ayeholes

A "full" trailer for Chris Morris' Four Lions appeared on 3.26. The film still has no U.S. distributor, and one reason (apart from the obvious primary one) may be that eternal bugaboo known as indecipherable lower-class British accents. As Film Drunk puts it, perhaps it's "just too British. Get it, guv? It's funny cuz da blokes is just standin' roun' lookin at each ovvaz ow awkward loikes, innit. An' den da lorrie droivah fell off da lift an' ruined da bobby's jumpah!"

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:30 AM on Sunday, March 28, 2010

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Whither The Lads?

Yesterday I wrote that "nobody even thinks about Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis" these days "except for fans of Nick Tosches' Dino: Living High in the Dirty Business of Dreams." Which, of course, inspired a fresh attack from Some Came Running's Glenn Kenny .


Glenn wrote that I was "dying to throw a gratuitous insult at the 'dweebs' and 'monks' who value those Martin/Lewis films, but [am] also a little mindful of coming off like a closet Eloi. So [Wells] yokes the enthusiasm to the Tosches book, which he takes as some sort of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:39 AM on Sunday, March 28, 2010

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Habemus Mama

"The Catholic Church can never recover as long as its Holy Shepherd is seen as a black sheep in the ever-darkening sex abuse scandal. The nuns have historically cleaned up the messes of priests. And this is a historic mess. Benedict should go home to Bavaria. Yup, we need a Nope -- a nun who is pope." -- N.Y. Times columnist Maureen Dowd in her 3.27 Sunday column.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:38 AM on Sunday, March 28, 2010

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Hammered Home

I'm online every day for too many hours on end, nosing around for anything/everything, and so I naturally missed the 3.24 debut of this lesson in contrasts. Which is brought down by repetition. (Alternate Boehner spews would have helped.) And which romanticizes a bill that "in lieu of a public option, delivers 32 million newly insured Americans to private insurers," as Frank Rich notes in Sunday's N.Y. Times.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:34 AM on Sunday, March 28, 2010

Saturday, March 27, 2010

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Blood Is Up

"Democrats should not listen to the people who are now saying they shouldn't attempt anything else big for a while because health care was such a bruising battle," writes Bill Maher. "Wrong -- because I learned something watching the lying bullies of the Right lose this one: when they're losing, they squeal like a pig. They kept saying things like, the bill was being 'shoved down our throats' or the Democrats were 'ramming it through.' The bill was so big they couldn't take it all at once!

"And I realized listening to this rhetoric that it reminded me of something: Tiger Woods'...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:14 PM on Saturday, March 27, 2010

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Stallonista Graphica

Newsarama's David Pepose speaks with writer Chuck Dixon about a four-issue Expandables comic-book series that will tell a prequel tale. Esteve Polls drew the images, etc.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:42 PM on Saturday, March 27, 2010

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All That Glitters

The films hogging all the hype and hoopla don't necessarily count long-term. Otto Preminger's Saint Joan is more highly esteemed than Victor Fleming's Joan of Arc. A Song Is Born is generally regarded as a lesser version of Ball of Fire. Nobody except for fans of Nick Tosches' Dino: Living High in the Dirty Business of Dreams even thinks about Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, much less 3-Ring Circus. And I'd never even heard of Edge of Doom or Our Very Own before seeing this photo. They both starred Farley Granger.



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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:55 PM on Saturday, March 27, 2010

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Thousand-Yard Stare

Dennis Hopper has been getting a lot of respect and affection lately. I could write about him for days and never run out of material. He's like some kind of Mt. Rushmore figure now, beloved for his hipster authenticity and storied wackness. With the exception of Frank in Blue Velvet and the wackjob villain in Speed, the crazier or more eccentric or self-destructive Hopper seemed to be on a personal basis, the better he seemed to be on-screen. The saner and healthier he got, the less he seemed to bring.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:46 PM on Saturday, March 27, 2010

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Dumbfound

Hot Tub Time Machine is at least as funny as The Hangover if not funnier, and it's certainly much wilder, and it grossed a lousy $4.5 million yesterday? Which is only $900,000 more than the $4 million earned by the second-stanza Bounty Hunter, which people with taste and brains are said to despise? What happened?

Standoffish women is what happened. Plus the fact that HTTM only opened in 2700-plus situations compared to 4,055 screens for How To Train Your Dragon, the weekend's top-grossing film, and 3384 runs for Tim Burton's second-place Alice in Wonderland.

Definite interest among under-25 males for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:46 PM on Saturday, March 27, 2010

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Silver Lining

Those stories about Motherhood's $131 gross in London are almost a good thing, press-wise. Now there's a slight curiosity factor, at least, whereas before no one cared. This day-in-the-life drama, directed by Katherine Dieckmann and starring Uma Thurman, has found historical distinction. To paraphrase former Secretary of State Edwin Stanton, "Now it belongs to the ages."

Motherhood opened stateside on 10.23, and had made $92,900 by 11.15. The DVD/Bluray came out on 2.23.10.

I'm a little confused about why this story broke today when...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:29 AM on Saturday, March 27, 2010

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The Two McKays

It's unusual to see two trailers for the same film that (a) use different titles and (b) present the film in a somewhat different light. The movie is Jake Goldberger 's Don McKay (Image Entertainment, 4.2), a spider's web drama that plays like a cut-rate Coen brothers film. It's fairly awful. Drink hemlock, stab yourself with a pen knife, jump off a 30-story building, etc.

McKay played at last year's Tribeca Film Festival. And yet last fall a trailer used the title Moment of Truth,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:00 AM on Saturday, March 27, 2010

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Jackson Saved From Himself

A shortened monochrome re-edit of Peter Jackson's King Kong by a guy named "geKKo" was posted in the summer of 2007. It's 38 minutes shorter and an absolute improvement. It's what King Kong might have been if the Universal suits had stood up to Jackson and told him that a nearly three-hour-long tribute to a 1933 film that ran 105 minutes was an exercise in self-mockery.

Other movies regarded as overly indulgent and/or too long have presumably been recut and posted online in...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:38 AM on Saturday, March 27, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010

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No More Bullets

I don't care that much about 24 coming to the end of the road. Eight seasons and I may have watched a grand total of 2 episodes, maybe 3. So what? Who cares? It never rocked my world like The Sopranos. It was fine for what it is, etc., but I don't see how its absence affects anything or anyone to the slightest degree.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:54 PM on Friday, March 26, 2010

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On The Road Again

Eleven days ago Showbiz 411's Roger Friedman became footloose and fancy free as far as his Hollywood Reporter deal was concerned. The withering trade "simply decided for budgetary reasons not to renew my employment agreement which expires next week," Friedman told Nikki Finke earlier today. THR editor Elizabeth Guider said that Friedman "was originally hired by Nielsen Corporate in New York last May," although "he did report to me and to a Nielsen executive on the content side in NY."


Readers will recall Friedman lost his Fox.com column almost exactly a year ago over...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:34 PM on Friday, March 26, 2010

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Greedheads

I'm not understanding the specifics behind the higher-ticket-prices-for-3D-movies story. I paid $14 to see Avatar in 3D at the AMC 34th Street and the Lincoln Square. If prices for 3D films at Regal, Cinemark and AMC theatres are going up ("in one case as much as 26%," according to a 3.25 Wall Street Journal story), does this mean they intend to charge...what, $17.50 or something?

The WSJ headline says "movie chains are [seeking] to cash in on consumers' willingness to pay." Isn't $14 high in itself? What has happened to provoke this other than a decision to rake as...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:48 PM on Friday, March 26, 2010

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Burton Bites?

"Tim Burton is Exhibit A for my unified theory of movies," writes critic Marshall Fine. "You can be a great storyteller without being a great filmmaker. But you can't be a great filmmaker without also being a great storyteller.

"Under that equation, Burton will never be a great filmmaker because story is so much of an afterthought in his movies. Sometimes that matters more than others - but it is Burton's great failing as a filmmaker (evidenced by his awful Alice in Wonderland) and what makes him so overrated as a director."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:40 PM on Friday, March 26, 2010

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Second Thoughts

Movieline's Stu VanAirsdale has satirized L.A. Times film critic Betsy Sharkey for writing glowing things about Atom Egoyan's Chloe (and particularly costar Amanda Seyfried) during last September's Toronto Film Festival, and then going fairly negative in her 3.26 review.

Well, I sympathize because it happens. Any critic who doesn't admit to having semi-liked or half-tolerated a film at first and then said "what was I thinking?" weeks or months later is not being truthful. Nobody knows everything about everything all the time. The train is...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:06 PM on Friday, March 26, 2010

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Malibu Beachfront

"Let me reaffirm that the [Holywood Reporter] offer was real and detailed and made to me by [one of the bosses of e5 Global Media CEO Richard] Beckman during a phone conversation on the night of January 13th.

The offer "consisted of: $450,000 annual salary for becoming editor-in-chief of The Hollywood Reporter. Plus a $1 million Malibu home which, I was told, "you can keep whether you stay 5 minutes or 5 years" in the job. (Why this? Because I had said that some day I want to buy a Malibu condo with an ocean view.) Plus a sum "roughly estimated" at...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:58 PM on Friday, March 26, 2010

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Omission

Vulture's Lindsay Robertson has listed most of the significant gross-out moments that probably led to Hot Tub Time Machine being R-rated. The one she left out is "a straight man is forced to orally copulate his straight friend in front of a crowd of hooting animals as a result of losing a bet."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:36 PM on Friday, March 26, 2010

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Not Funny

I've tried watching this trailer a couple of times now, and I can only focus on one thing, which is that Jonah Hill has become such a wildly out-of-control beach ball that his appearance is getting in the way of his shtick. It's obviously okay or even de rigeur for a comedic actor to be "the fat guy," but Hill has become the "working-on-a-heart-attack guy" or "the guy who's shooting for John Candy status when he hits his 40s."

Hill's Superbad physique was relatively svelte...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:43 AM on Friday, March 26, 2010

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As The Nose On Your Face

Why have so few critics tuned into the political/war metaphor in How To Train Your Dragon? It seems obvious as hell to me, and yet the ones I've read have steered clear, perhaps feeling that it's somehow inappropriate to mention our Middle East conflict when discussing a family film. And yet the filmmakers had no problem weaving in a pronounced lefty-peacenik message about understanding your enemy and getting past the knee-jerk instinct to draw swords etc.

Not mentioning this is like reviewing Gone With The Wind and not saying it's basically a Great Depression metaphor that praises tenacity and gumption.

The...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:40 AM on Friday, March 26, 2010

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Necessary Awe

Every review of How To Train Your Dragon has writ rhapsodic about the dragon-riding flying scenes. I'm not persuaded that they're all that terrific (possibly because I saw a 2D version) but whatever. As N.Y. Times critic A.O. Scott puts it, they recall "the basic, ecstatic reasons you go to the movies in the first place."

I was thinking "yeah, pretty good" as I watched these scenes, but also that the lizard-bird flying scenes in Avatar were somewhat cooler because they felt a bit more realistic....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:00 AM on Friday, March 26, 2010

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Pages, Print, Pulp

Yesterday L.A. Times columnist Patrick Goldstein reported that Variety editor Tim Gray and various entertainment reporters at the trade have been telling publicity execs that if they give casting scoops to any of Variety's online competition, the paper won't run their big announcement stories in print, relegating them to online posts only."


Gray confirms this to Goldstein: "We'll put the [already-posted] story on the web -- for the record -- but we won't put it in the print edition."

The "print edition"? As Goldstein notes, "Many of the younger studio executives, managers and agents in town probably...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:49 AM on Friday, March 26, 2010

Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Flaming Arrows, Blue Sea

Ridley Scott's Robin Hood (Universal, 5.14) will open the 63rd Cannes Film Festival with screenings on Wednesday, May 12th. Non-competitive, strictly hoopla. The period actioner costars Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, Max Von Sydow, Lea Seydoux and William Hurt. Robin Hood will open commercially in France on the same day, and in the US two days hence.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:51 PM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Reverse Order

Daniel Barber's Harry Brown, the Michael Caine-as-Clint Eastwood flick (i.e., like Gran Torino only less compassionate), opens theatrically on 4.30. And the British Bluray has been purchasable on Amazon since 3.22.



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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:35 PM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Passing of Torch

Like I said in my 3.16 Hot Tub Time Machine review, "the real breakout is Rob Corddry, who plays the wild-card wildass in the group of four (John Cusack, Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke) who visit a broken down ski resort and travel back to their youth in the mid '80s ," etc. So Philadelphia Inquirer critic Carrie Rickey has it right -- Corddry is "the new Zach Galafianakis."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:04 PM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Multiple Choice

Quickly and without thinking -- which Eclipse movie seems slightly cooler, grabbier, more substantial, more erotically intriguing? If you've chosen the middle poster you're obviously a knee-jerk Eloi ready to plunge once again over the lemming cliff on 6.30. If you went with the left you're probably afflicted with the indie-preferring, adult-subject disease that afflicts audiences over 30. And if you chose the right-side poster you may have a Masters in Film Studies from NYU or Columbia.


The poster on the left is for Conor McPherson's The Eclipse, a...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:12 AM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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My Dead Wife

Conor McPherson's The Eclipse (Magnolia, 3.26) doesn't broadly signal that it's a creepy ghost story, but when the scary moments happen they pay off on a level that conventional thrillers miss because they're playing a more obvious game. It's certainly worth seeing for this unusualness, and for the sturdy lead performance by the great Cieran Hinds, who always brings all kinds of inner currents to the table.

At times the spook-outs feel like similar moments in Jack Clayton's The Innocents, which are my favorite kind.

It's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:35 AM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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The Fire Next Time

It was announced today that the 2010 Oscar telecast will air roughly a week earlier than the '09 awards did -- on Sunday, 2.27.11. More or less the same deal all around.

And nobody is foolish enough to venture a guess which contender might win the Best Picture Oscar? I'm going to stick my neck out and say it'll be either Chris Nolan's Inception (payback for Dark Knight snub), Doug Liman's Fair Game (a 21st Century All The Presdient's Men?) , David Fincher's The Social Network (the GenX/GenY Treasure of Sierra Madre), or Alexander Payne's The Descendants (if he finishes it...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:04 AM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Beck Blather

What isn't here, obviously, is a "yea" or "nay" regarding James Cameron's debate challenge. Beck surely knows what the consequences will be if he wusses out.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:28 AM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Another Movie-Star Thief

All I ask is that when Hollywood or HBO makes a film about Gerald Blanchard, the brilliant Canadian thief recently profiled by Wired's Joshuah Bearman, that they don't let Steven Spielberg anywhere near it. He'll just screw things up with too much sentiment or bad casting or whatever. Blanchard + celebrated Keyser Soze-like teenaged criminal Colton Harris-Moore makes two sociopaths enjoying media glare over the last couple of days.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:49 AM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Pope Should Resign

What a rancid stench is emanating yet again from the Catholic Church, and particularly from the chambers of Pope Benedict XVI himself in the wake of Laurie Goodstein's N.Y. Times story that Catholic Big Guy #1 shielded a Wisconsin-based child-molesting priest in the mid '90s in order to avoid a public scandal.

"Top Vatican officials -- including the future Pope Benedict XVI -- did not defrock a priest who molested as many as 200 deaf boys, even though several American bishops repeatedly warned them that failure to act on the matter could embarrass the church, according to church files newly unearthed as...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:24 AM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Just Like That

Poor Robert Culp, a good actor and a very well-liked fellow, suddenly died yesterday. The 79 year-old TV actor fell and hit his head near his Hollywood hills home, and that was it. He went out in this respect like Jeffrey Hunter and William Holden (although Holden's death, caused by gashing his head on a coffee table, is thought to have been primarily caused by alcohol).

Culp was a talented guy and a highly appealing presence, but he suffered the career fate of peaking...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:38 AM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Irreverent Giddy

In the wake of the final demise of At The Movies, I'm once again calling attention to an idea I posted last October -- i.e., a David Susskind-like, movie-discussing online show featuring critics under the influence.

"It would be a mixture of At The Movies and the Dean Martin variety hour that ran in the mid '60s to mid '70s," I wrote. "Martin always pretended to be slightly bombed on that show, and I don't think viewers cared if he actually was or not. The point is that the show was loose and friendly and convivial, and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:21 AM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

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I Wanted Wings

Edward D. Wood, Jr. has returned to earth in the body of James Nguyen, the "visionary" director-writer of Birdemic....argh! The reputedly entertaining, so-awful-it's-strangely-watchable horror film has been written about by N.Y. Times reporter Dave Itzkoff, and will play midnight shows this weekend at Manhattan's IFC Center.

The appeal of the movies that are so bad they transcend their awfulness and become occasions for howling laughter among semi-hipsters has always eluded me. I've never actually watched Plan Nine From Outer Space, although I...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:39 AM on Thursday, March 25, 2010

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Plastic Bag

Ramin Bahrani's 18-minute short is brilliant, touching...full of feeling. Note-perfect narration by Werner Herzog.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:15 PM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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ND/NF Soiree

The Museum of Modern Art's film department hosted Wednesday night's launch party for New Directors/New Films 2010, although the program is co-sponsored by MOMA and the Film Society of Lincoln Center. The opening-night film was Richard Press's Bill Cunningham New York, a likable, open-hearted, intensely New Yorkish documentary about the legendary N.Y.Times fashion photographer (i.e., "On The Street").


Author/journalist Peter Biskind (Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America), Film Society of Lincoln Center executive director Mara Manus -- Wednesday, 3.24, 9:55 pm.

Current under-the-table bookings at the Coliseum on 181st Street.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:20 PM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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At The Movies Is Dead

In my book A.O. Scott and Michael Phillips were sharp and engaging co-hosts of At The Movies, but the bottom-line Disney-ABC execs didn't like their ratings so they're not only whacking Scott-Phillips but pulling the plug on the show. That's it, finito, all she wrote -- the final program will air on Aug. 14th.

I'm sorry. I really liked watching these guys do the At The Movies shpiel. But honestly? I only watched them twice. I was actually trying to find an embed code of their review of Greenberg this morning, but the Disney-ABC webmasters don't provide them.

Nobody wants...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:43 PM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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These Days

A 3.22 Brent Lang Wrap article uses dog-eared box-office data to remind that Jude Law, Nicole Kidman, Cameron Diaz, Michael Cera, Sean Penn, etc. have starred in several weak earners, and therefore don't seem to put arses in seats. Even Christian Bale has toplined his share of wipeouts outside the Batman franchise. I think we've heard this one before. If the public smells a stinker or a rental or what-have-you, stars mean nothing. It's the bolt, it's the buzz -- i.e., what the film has in its heart or its head. Stars are tinsel.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:13 PM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Sound Advice

I finally got around to reading that ALL CAPS David Mamet memo to the writers of The Unit, which got cancelled last year. The part that I agree with the most reads as follows:

"QUESTION:WHAT IS DRAMA? DRAMA, AGAIN, IS THE QUEST OF THE HERO TO OVERCOME THOSE THINGS WHICH PREVENT HIM FROM ACHIEVING A SPECIFIC, ACUTE GOAL.

"AND SO WE, THE WRITERS, MUST ASK OURSELVES OF EVERY SCENE THESE THREE QUESTIONS: (1) WHO WANTS WHAT?; (2) WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY DON'T GET IT?; (3) WHY NOW?

"THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS ARE LITMUS PAPER. APPLY THEM, AND THEIR ANSWER WILL TELL...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:40 AM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Border Finds Home

Oliver Stone's South of the Border will be domestically distribbed by Cinema Libre Studio. The doc preemed in September 2009 at the Venice Film Festival, and then showed weeks later at Lincoln Center. It also played last month at the Santa Barbara Film Festival. It'll be released in New York on 6.25, and will open in nine or ten cities after that. Here's my admiring review, posted on 9.24.09.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:19 AM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Marquee Leftovers


I've never seen The Possession of Joel Delaney. Has anyone? The DVD came out two years ago. Did anyone see it in 1972? It's amazing to think that it played a major house like the Criterion back then, and nobody has even heard of it today.

Rear of the Rivoli theatre (Seventh Ave. adjacent) where the abysmal Jaws 3D played in 1983.

42nd Street in the mid '60s. I remember the Dixie Hotel. It was a hole. I stepped inside it once as a young lad, and the smell...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:53 AM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Brooks' Softball Flick

36 hours ago N.Y. Times reporter Michael Cieply posted a what's-up-with-this? article about James L. Brooks' How Do You Know (Columbia, 12.17), a relationship dramedy about a softball player (Reese Witherspoon) involved in a kind-of love triangle with a nice business guy named George (Paul Rudd) and a professional baseball player named Manny (Owen Wilson). Jack Nicholson plays Charles, George's father.


Triptych stolen from New York's "Vulture" site.

It's a little weird for a film to have a title that's a question (like Quo Vadis?) but spelled without a question mark. Cieply leaves off the question...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:28 AM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Drive My Car

If Steve McQueen had kept on, he'd be 80 friggin' years old today.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:17 AM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Curious Move

I don't know what owesies or side favors are involved, but the Weinstein Co. has just picked up U.S. rights to John Wells' The Company Men, a corporate downsizing drama that was generally seen as a dud at Sundance 2010. (Here's my 1.23.10 review.) It's not a "bad" or poorly made film per se, but, as I said two months ago, "this drama of layoffs and despondency affecting three Boston-area white-collar guys (Ben Affleck, Tommy Lee Jones, Chris Cooper) plays like an intelligent funeral in a nicely furnished minimum-security prison."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:15 AM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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In All Fairness

In this recently-shot clip, George Bush is shown wiping his hand on the fabric of Bill Clinton's right sleeve after shaking the hand of a boogie blackamoor Haitian native. It's possible -- let's be extra fair -- that the guy's palm may have been sticky or sweaty. You can see Bush's hand reacting right away to something. But talk about the appearance of being busted. This seems to reveal in a nutshell why Bush didn't try harder with Katrina relief.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:34 AM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Cameron vs. Beck? Please...Yes!

During an Avatar home-video press session yesterday James Cameron called Glenn Beck "a fucking asshole" and "a madman," and threw down a challenge to debate the Fox News agitator about global warming and Beck's "poisonous ideas" in general.


James Cameron, Glenn Beck

Referring to Beck and his regressive brethren, "I want to call those deniers out into the street at high noon and shoot it out with those boneheads."

Wells to Beck: Be a man and please do this! I'm getting wet just thinking about it. I would pay $20 to see Cameron...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:26 AM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Tribeca Updates

Additions to the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival (4.21 to 5.2) were announced yesterday. The two essentials for me are Sex & Drugs & Rock N' Roll (i.e., Andy Serkis as Ian Dury), which I've written about a couple of times, and Jacob Tierney's The Trotsky (Jay Baruchel as a reincarnation of Leon Trotsky), which had its North American premiered six months ago in Toronto.

Others include Aaron Schneider's Get Low (close to excellent -- saw it at Sundance), Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me (woman-hating, obsessively violent, largely despised at Sundance), Spike Lee's Kobe Doin' Work (saw about half of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:47 AM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Elegy for Dr. Death

As I came out of Monday night's Harry Brown screening at the Brill building, I saw a hand-written sign on a door that indicated Barry Levinson's You Don't Know Jack, a Jack Kevorkian biopic starring Al Pacino, was being worked on inside. The HBO film, which costars Susan Sarandon, John Goodman and Danny Huston, debuts on 4.24.

"How do you like that word pairing: suicide doctor? Thats like pyromaniac fireman. Suicide doctor -- what's malpractice for this guy? You live?" -- comic Rob Weinstein on jokes.com.

Yeah,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:22 AM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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At Long Last

N.Y. Times columnist Maureen Dowd notes that "only a week ago, Fred Hiatt, the Washington Post's editorial page editor, had written that President Obama did not seem happy in his job, that he projected 'weariness and duty' instead of the 'jauntiness' of F.D.R. and J.F.K.

"But Tuesday, when the health-reform bill was signed, 'the president was joyous, and that infectious smile so sparsely offered over the last two years lit up the East Room. Many Democratic lawmakers and Obama supporters were frustrated at the president's failure to show more spine earlier. As Representative Louise Slaughter told the Times in February, 'I...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:02 AM on Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:49 PM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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HBO For Older Guys

First it was Dustin Hoffman and Nick Nolte signing to do an HBO show, and now Kevin Kline has jumped into the pool.

Doing an indie film or a B'way play used to be how you got your career restarted -- now it's HBO. Movie parts have shrunk for older "name" performers who can't comfortably portray a superhero mentor or a flamboyant comic-book villain, so they're all running to lucrative TV gigs for their third acts. Agents are able to sell feature stars much easier on this due to the phenomenal success that 24 gave Keifer Sutherland. TV is also...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:24 PM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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Fly 'Em, Don't Kill 'Em

I spoke rashly and stupidly yesterday when I expressed advance disdain for Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois's How To Train Your Dragon (DreamWorks, 3.26). I saw it in 2D tonight at an all-media screening, and while it doesn't re-invent the family-friendly animation wheel it's a well-written, emotionally satisfying "wow!" entertainment that will perform extremely well once the word gets out. It soars and charms and -- holy dogshit! -- is even "about" something besides a hunger to sell tickets.


It has the familiar Jeffrey Katzenberg stamp -- i.e., pure-hearted hero, colorful characters, well-contoured story, smart-ass dialogue,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:22 PM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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Guns Blazing

Shot during a bar chat with Coming Soon's Ed Douglas following last night's 6 pm screening of Harry Brown, the London-based Michael Caine vigilante drama. Haven't time to get into it, but Caine, an East End roughneck in his youth, knows how to eyeball the bad guys and give them all sorts of pain with magnificent conviction and style. The film satisfies as nicely in this regard as the confrontation scenes in Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino, if not more so.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:16 PM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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"Can't Catch Him"

I was taken by this chat between Maxim's Mark Ebner and 1010 News' Jerry Agar about habitual criminal and teenaged fugitive Colton Harris-Moore. Ebner states that CHM is "a folk hero, Keyser Soze, a genius...like Frank Abnagale, he might be able to one day apply his skills to the greater good. He's a true survivalist. They should drop this kid into Afghanistan.


A UK Telegraph story reports that Harris-Moore "has been on the run for almost two years and is thought to be...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:01 PM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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"Perfectly Idiotic"

Recalling how N.Y. Times critic Frank Nugent panned Bringing Up Baby when it opened in March 1938, successor A.O. Scott acknowledges that Howard Hawks' film is "completely preposterous" on several levels. He also suggests that Nugent may have "missed the point. Story points don't have to be new. They rarely are. It's the execution that has to be fresh.

"Today, 72 years later, contrasted with the current crop of comedies, Bringing Up Baby is full of surprises. Who knows? Maybe in 2082 a movie like The...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:30 PM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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News on the March

The audio on this clip of Vice-President Biden's "big fucking deal" line is more audible than I realized at first -- funny. I didn't mean to sound dispirited about the passage of the health-care bill because it doesn't contain what it should. I get what everyone's feeling. It's a very welcome thing, although I prefer to call it a reasonably good start.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:17 PM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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Choosing King and Queen

As I submitted yesterday afternoon to yet another dental appointment (last Thursday's appointment having been cancelled), Movieline's Stu VanAirsdale posted an article called "9 Most Memorable Paycheck Roles in Modern Cinema." Stu was inspired by the news about John Malkovich and Frances McDormand joining Transformers 3...good God!

Since '04 I've written a good 20 or 25 stories that note, mock or lament the taking of a paycheck job by this or that actor (or director). The vibes exuding from these performances can be fascinating -- a mix of profound inner disgust and a professional attitude that says "I need this money to...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:55 AM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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Cold Olive Branch

Keith Olbermann's special comment last night about the GOP's imminent self-destruction was a goodie. If only this actually seemed so, or was actually in the cards. Here's a transcript. Every time I post an MSNBC embed code subsequent posts on my site are obliterated or the general coding is thrown out of whack. May the person who designed these codes suffer in some agonizing way until he/she wakes up.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:59 AM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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Journalism Awards For Sale?

Each year the L.A. Press Club hands out National Entertainment Journalism Awards. But on the entry page, which says that you have to pay $40 for each entry, there's a fairly significant typo.


A journalist friend says he recent read Sharon Waxman's "gloating" piece in The Wrap about how her website won nominations for all these awards. And yet none of the other folks I thought would be there, including Nikki Finke, Anne Thompson, David Poland, etc. even got a mention.

"You have to apply for a nomination and cough up forty bucks per submission...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:26 AM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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More Marquees

In response to Sunday's query about classic-era big-city marquees, a friend pointed to a gallery of Times Square photos on Flickr. Most were posted by Christian Montone of "central New Jersey." The 1953 Stalag 17/The Moon is Blue shot is owned by a guy named "pfala" who's requested permission to post, but didn't include contact info -- brilliant.


Taken in August 1953 looking south from 47th Street. It seems vaguely odd to consider Billy Wilder's monochrome Stalag 17 being visually represented in grand vivid colors.

Early in the run of Stanley Kramer's...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:25 AM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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Hitler Republicans

This one was obviously written by a knowledgable conservative who remembers (or has read a lot about) what Republicans used to stand for before the foam-at-the-mouth Tea Party/Palin/Bachman idiots took over the agenda. I was ready for some great "kill" lines, but there are maybe one or two guffaws here. Downfall Hitler is a proud YouTube brand -- a funnier Republican riff is required.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:04 AM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

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Old Bloke

I finally get to see Harry "not quite Get Carter but good enough" Brown tonight after missing it at last September's Toronto Film Festival, and after begging the film's British publicist if I could see it on a disc when I was in London last fall during the Fantastic Mr. Fox junket. She ignored my e-mails despite the Daily Mail's Baz Bamigboye telling her I was okay.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:51 AM on Monday, March 22, 2010

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The Gang That Couldn't Chill

Those who didn't see Uli Edel's The Baader Meinhof Complex during its brief, almost non-existent U.S. theatrical run need to rent or buy the DVD/Bluray on 3.30 (i.e., next Tuesday).


It doesn't deliver what you'd call a "pleasant" sit, but it's about as intense and feisty as a political film like this could or should get, and every so often it plays like a good gangster/bank-robber film.

I wrote the following after catching it about 20 months ago:

"What can you say about a tough-minded, hard-nosed political drama that tells the truth, doesn't...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:16 AM on Monday, March 22, 2010

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Ugly Souls

N.Y. Times columnist Paul Krugman reports that "Newt Gingrich, the Republican former speaker of the House -- a man celebrated by many in his party as an intellectual leader -- [said that] if Democrats pass health reform, 'They will have destroyed their party much as Lyndon Johnson shattered the Democratic Party for 40 years' by passing civil rights legislation.

"I'd argue that Mr. Gingrich is wrong about that: proposals to guarantee health insurance are often controversial before they go into effect -- Ronald Reagan famously argued that Medicare would mean the end of American freedom -- but always popular once enacted.

"But...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:51 AM on Monday, March 22, 2010

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Health Nazi

I was a somewhat regular 24 Hr. Fitness guy for about eight or nine years, but I let the membership slide sometime around '02. Last week I grimmed up to the fact that sooner or later I'd have a Quentin Tarantino body if I didn't turn things around, so I've become an Equinox guy. I'll be going back to the usual regimen (25 minutes on a treadmill, nautilus and free weights for a half-hour) with a limited membership for only $150 per month plus extras.


"Limited" means you go to just one club. (There are several...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:45 AM on Monday, March 22, 2010

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Knife At My Back

It's very cool and commendable of How to Train Your Dragon co-directors Dean DeBlois and Chris Sanders to have hired legendary Coen Bros. lenser Roger Deakins in order to "distinguish their film from other animated work...someone who could see light in a different way." Seeing How to Train Your Dragon is out of the question pour moi, of course. My age-old aversion to family-friendly animated films based on "whimsical" children's books...sorry.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:28 AM on Monday, March 22, 2010

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Three Shortfallers

Obviously a super-sized Times Square billboard circa March 1969, but a truly terrible film. You can just barely discern that Where Eagles Dare and Support Your Local Sheriff were playing at the Astor and Victoria.


The film that may have been responsible for the early to mid '70s wave of disaster films, which ironically reached their peak with Richard Lester's Juggernaut, a superior suspense film that included no disaster shots whatsoever but was funded as another disaster-brand attraction.

Vincent Canby's review of Krakatoa, East of Java, published on 6.26.69, reads as follows:

"If I hadn't...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:01 AM on Monday, March 22, 2010

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SxSW Adieu


Any blogger/online columnist who tries to get past a doorman by mentioning the number of daily hits he/she gets is obviously a piker/poseur. The only standard of measurement anyone cares about are unique visitors and page views.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:56 AM on Monday, March 22, 2010

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Lawnmower

I'm not touching the no-fake-boobs-on-Pirates of the Caribbean 4 story -- it's too vapid, and besides implants would clearly violate the remarkable sense of historical exactitude that the Pirates movies have provided thus far. I'm sensing that this story may be a blade of grass foretelling what the lawn is going to look like when director Rob "tanning spray" Marshall (Nine, Memoirs of a Geisha) turns in his director's cut.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:49 AM on Monday, March 22, 2010

Sunday, March 21, 2010

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Big-Ass Marquees

Every now and then I search around for photos of splendorific Times Square marquees from the 1930s, '40s, '50s and '60s. And I never find much. There have to be collectors out there who have shots of big-time marquees ballyhooing famous films. I'm looking for sites I haven't discovered, scans of privately-owned stills...anything. Color is preferable but I'll take what I can get -- thanks.





posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:16 PM on Sunday, March 21, 2010

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Democrats Own It

As I write this, the House of Representatives is enacting President Obama's watered-down, barely-worth-the-name health care legislation with no single-payer and no public option. It's 11:07 pm, and the favoring vote tally just went over 216. Better than nothing and fine as far as it goes, but more than a bit of a letdown for some of us.


"This is about as interesting as it gets in politics," MSNBC commentator Ed Schultz has just said. "The Democrats now own -- lock, stock, and barrel -- health care reform in America."

"Congress gave final approval on Sunday to...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:26 PM on Sunday, March 21, 2010

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More Info, Please

Sandra Bullock's Facebook declaration that she's "single" isn't too surprising, given the recently disclosed details. What got me was her statement that her political views are "conservative." What?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:27 PM on Sunday, March 21, 2010

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Park Bench

HE reader David Speranza took this in Madison Square Park at 5:44 pm last Friday afternoon. And nobody blinked or gasped or anything. It was Speranza's impression that the mordibly obese woman eating potato chips was "with" the flame-head.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:43 AM on Sunday, March 21, 2010

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Guy Stands Alone

Two days ago I wrote that seeing a film that was shot 18 months or two years ago can sometimes result (in your mind at least) in a slightly dated feeling -- a hard-to-define sense of diminishment due to the film having passed its peak potency in terms of relating to the here-and-now. The case in point was an Australian thriller called The Square (Apparition, 4.9).

But that''s chicken feed compared to Lbs., a very decently written, affectingly performed little indie drama about fighting...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:34 AM on Sunday, March 21, 2010

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Wimpy Beats Bounty Hunter

The figures are in and the top six weekend earners are Alice in Wonderland ($34,125,000 for a cume of $265,369,000), a distant-second Diary of a Wimpy Kid ($22,270,000), The Bounty Hunter ($20,785,000), Green Zone ($6,110,000), She's Out Of My League ($6,015,000) and Repo Men ($5,900,000).


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:04 AM on Sunday, March 21, 2010

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Feiffer's Finest

David Carr's review of Jules Feiffer's "Backing Into Forward: A Memoir" gives me an excuse to re-post that Donald Sutherland sermon scene from Little Murders, the 1971 film that Feiffer adapted for the screen from his own play. My initial posting was two years ago.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:43 AM on Sunday, March 21, 2010

Saturday, March 20, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:59 PM on Saturday, March 20, 2010

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All Queen-ed Out

I fell so hard for the vibrancy and sharpness in the recently released African Queen Blu-ray that I wound up pigging out -- not exactly watching it over and over but playing it over and over as white-noise accompaniment while I worked. Now I need a break. I did the same thing with my grandmother's oven-baked corn bread when I was nine or ten -- i.e., ate so much that I got sick, and then couldn't even look at corn bread for years after that.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:02 PM on Saturday, March 20, 2010

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Keep Abreast

In early '06 I paid $135 or $140 retail for a 150 gig external hard drive (i.e., the small kind that runs off your pc's power when you plug in the USB). Two days ago I paid just under $100 for the same type of external hard drive, made by Seagate, except it has 500 gigs. A totally routine development. Two or three years from now a thousand-gig hard drive will cost $75 or thereabouts.

I told Jett the other day there's no way I'm springing for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:37 AM on Saturday, March 20, 2010

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Profound Disconnect

I didn't have an especially great time with Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. I can see people taking the kids and maybe deciding they have no choice but to catch it because of the 3D factor. But I found Hubble 3D much more interesting and fulfilling even though it's a somewhat routinely-made documentary. Why? Because it provides a feeling of awe that is 100% real.

All to say it really, really doesn't add up that Alice in Wonderland is #1 at the box-office for the third week in a row, having yesterday brought in about $9.8 million from 3,739 locations. Okay,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:08 AM on Saturday, March 20, 2010

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The Fattest States

According to a five-month-old survey on weightlossdietwatch.com, Mississippi is the Jabba capital of the U.S. For five years straight it's had the highest rates of adult obesity (32.5 percent). It also has the highest rate of obese and overweight children (ages 10 to 17) at 44.4 percent.

This is what rankles me about our health-care situation. Obviously not the Obama-proposed legislation (which the country definitely needs ) but the fact that the health prospects of your average sea lion rep a tremendous financial burden for everyone. The total cost of obesity, including "indirect costs," is estimated to be $139 billion per...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:32 AM on Saturday, March 20, 2010

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"A Little Worried..."

The winner of the official Behanding in Spokane website's Christopher Walken impression contest.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:04 AM on Saturday, March 20, 2010

Friday, March 19, 2010

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Go Get A Burger

I tried to watch Spike Jonze's I'm Here, a short love-story film about two robots, and I was told "sorry...theatre is full...come back in 3 hours." I love it.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:57 PM on Friday, March 19, 2010

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Eloi Shields...Up!

The word is out among lightweight "entertainment"-seekers everywhere -- don't go see Greenberg! Too well reviewed (the highest-rated opener at Rotten Tomatoes), too smart, too psychologically recognizable, too neurotic, etc. It was in the low 80s earlier today, and is now sitting at 74 thanks to naysayers Kyle Smith, Katey Rich, Nick Schager, Mary F. Pols, Stephen Whitty, Betsy Sharkey, etc.

Whitty calls Ben Stiller's Greenberg "a nasty neurotic" and Greta Gerwig's Florence "a passive victim," and adds, "If you're looking for someone to identify with -- well, pray you don't find one here." I didn't identify with Greenberg,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:58 PM on Friday, March 19, 2010

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Forget The Newbie

"As any video clerk can attest, movies with the same or similar titles can wreak havoc," writes Philadelphia Inquirer critic Carrie Rickey. "After a preview of Repo Men (Universal, 3.19), the Jude Law sci-fi thriller about organ hijackers, a perplexed filmgoer friend asked, 'Was I wrong to think this was a remake of that Emilio Estevez comedy?'

"What a difference a vowel makes!

"Miguel Sapochnik's Repo Men (2010) is hard-core gore sci-fi starring Law and Forest Whitaker, and based on the sci-fi novel...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:27 PM on Friday, March 19, 2010

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Back-Asswards

Alan Poul's The Back-Up Plan (CBS Films, 4.23) is obviously a J.Lo rom-com -- her first starring role in a mainstream comedy since '02's Maid in Manhattan. It's also the sophomore offering from Les Moonves' nascent feature film division following Extraordinary Measures.

Obviously cut from the same formulaic cloth as 89 other films of this type. The marketing obviously invokes Sex & The City -- same fonts, color scheme. I'm getting a bit of a small-screen feeling from the dialogue.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:11 PM on Friday, March 19, 2010

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Overlord

HE was attacked by a D-Day-level spam invasion yesterday and this morning. I had to spend about 90 minutes this morning deleting over 300 spam posts, and not just recent ones but in threads reaching back to January and February. Manage comments, ban the poster, delete "comments." I may have accidentally deleted one or two legit postings.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:57 PM on Friday, March 19, 2010

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Strange Vogue

TMZ has posted a year-old Nazi-garbed photo session with Michelle McGee, the lady who had a thing with Jesse James (Sandra Bullock's estranged husband) and then ratted him out to In Touch magazine for $30 grand.


I don't particularly care about this -- James got what he deserved -- but the photos took me back to a 1973 industrial-design photo piece in the old National Lampoon called "Nazi Regalia for Gracious Living."


The article was written by Bruce McCall with photographs by Dick Frank. The product was "manufactured" by Harry Fischman, Alan Rose,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:31 PM on Friday, March 19, 2010

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"Excessive Vulgarity"

Jett went to see She's Out of My League with a friend last night, and says that any critic who gives it a pass is out of their mind. "It's as bad as The Ugly Truth, that Gerard Butler-Kathryn Heigel movie," he says. "It's a one-joke thing -- she's hot and you're not." And yet it has a 51% positive Rotten Tomatoes rating. That's the easy-lay contingent in action.

I decided months ago that I wouldn't see She's Out of My League with a gun at my back. Unless...you know, Scott Foundas or some other tough critic went to bat for...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:43 AM on Friday, March 19, 2010

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Traffic

Nash Edgerton's The Spider, a nine minute and 11 second short, will be shown with The Square when it opens in early April. It's been on the festival circuit for quite some time, but whatever.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:53 AM on Friday, March 19, 2010

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Wine After Its Time

Last night I saw Joel and Nash Edgerton's The Square (Apparition, 4.6), a James M. Cain-like noir in a low-rent, not-terribly-bright, mullet-wearing Australian way. The Postman Always Rings Twice, Mate. I'll hold my review for now, but the timing of the release is fair game for discussion, I think.

The Square was shot in '07 and released in Australia in the summer of '08. Apparition picked it up at last year's South by Southwest and then waited for the right moment. I...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:59 AM on Friday, March 19, 2010

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Heartland Scum

I agree with the guy who says "no handouts...you have to work for everything you get in life." Damn straight. But the guys in this video are vermin -- the absolute antithesis of the compassionate behavior that a certain wandering Hebrew advocated in his sermons.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:28 AM on Friday, March 19, 2010

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Monroe Didn't Kill Him

It's a given that the elite tend to live healthier lives than the bottom-of-the-barrel K-Mart crowd. And yet by today's standards, Clark Gable -- the one-time King of Hollywood -- lived a much more self-destructive life than your typical 2010 addict of whatever social class. For most of his 59 years Gable smoked tens of thousands of unfiltered cigarettes and swilled enough booze to kill a bull elephant. It's a miracle that he lasted as long as he did.

"Gable died in Los Angeles, California on...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:58 AM on Friday, March 19, 2010

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Re-Run

How is this just-released Predators trailer substantially different from the short teaser reel that producer Robert Rodriguez and director Nimrod Attal previewed at South by Southwest on 3.12?

My 3.13 commentary, to also repeat: "I'd be into Predators (20th Century Fox, 7.9) if I was even half-persuaded that it'll be to the original Predator what James Cameron's Aliens was to Ridley Scott's Alien -- i.e., faster, more intense, emotionally grounded, a general uptick. But of course,...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:00 AM on Friday, March 19, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:49 AM on Friday, March 19, 2010

Thursday, March 18, 2010

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Titans Ooh-Rah


Thursday, 3.18, 9:05 pm.

Same neck of the woods, sometime in late April or early May of 1958.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:44 PM on Thursday, March 18, 2010

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Black List Picks

If anyone has scripts of The Voices, L.A. Rex, By Way of Helena, The Days Before
When Corruption Was King
and Motor City, please send 'em this way. Thanks.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:52 PM on Thursday, March 18, 2010

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A Good Life

Fess Parker of the soft and kindly voice died today at age 85. Playing Davy Crockett made him a legend among boomers, and made him rich (or at least started him on the road to more riches), and cast an easy, friendly glow upon everything he said and did for the rest of his life. Some guys have all the luck and the modesty.

Parker became a political conservative and a friend of Ronald Reagan's when he got older, and that's not cool in my book....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:04 PM on Thursday, March 18, 2010

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Hurdles Ahead

The Wrap's Brent Lang doesn't understand why Taylor Lautner is being paid $7.5 million to star in Universal's Stretch Armstrong when other young bucks of the forest -- Robert Pattinson, Shia Labeouf, Zac Efron -- made do with less when they were in Lautner's starting-out position.

The consternation is due to the fact that while Lautner may be cute, he's never opened a film. And the stats show that so far Twi-harders haven't supported movies that Twilight costars have appeared in off-campus.

I explained the Lautner problem (or complication or what-have-you) in a 7.23 Comic-Con piece. In a nutshell, he's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:42 AM on Thursday, March 18, 2010

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The Spirit Alights

You can tell right away that Ryan Murphy's Eat Pray Love is, at the very least, decently written (by Murphy and Jennifer Salt), engagingly acted (Julia Roberts in her Madwoman of Chaillot mode) and beautifully shot by Robert Richardson. Apparently a quality chick flick. Especially with the travelicious eye candy (Italy, Indonesia, India), plus James Franco, Javier Bardem, Billy Crudup, Richard Jenkins, Viola Davis, etc. Looks like a hit...maybe.

It took Murphy...what, three years to get out of movie jail after Running With Scissors? Good for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:56 AM on Thursday, March 18, 2010

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Sketch Artist

Dollars to donuts Expendables director-writer-star Sylvester Stallone drew the original rough art for this just-released one-sheet. I believe this because I used to indirectly work for Stallone, believe it or not. I was a poorly paid employee of Bobby Zarem and Dick Delson, who were Stallone's personal p.r. reps during the Rambo II phase in '85 and '86. And I saw some conceptual poster art that Stallone had drawn for possible use in the teaser poster. And it had the exact same skull image, only with a bowie knife and a green beret.


Hey, Tim Palen --...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:24 AM on Thursday, March 18, 2010

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Dawn Patrol

I'm into seeing Hubble 3D, which, being a Warner Bros. film, I naturally wasn't invited to see at a press screening. And now Lou Lumenick is reporting that the Leonardo DiCaprio-narrated doc will only play a lousy one-week run at the Lincoln Square IMAX and with only one 8 am showing per day because because the tepid and tiresome Alice in Wonderland needs the prime-time screening slots. Hubble 3D's exposure will be a bit more liberal at the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:43 AM on Thursday, March 18, 2010

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The Other Reitman

Ivan Reitman will attempt a long reach across the generational divide in May when he begins filming a GenX/GenY romantic comedy called Friends With Benefits, based on a script by Elizabeth Meriwether (writer of the highly-touted, similar-sounding Fuckbuddies...is this the same script with a different title?). Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher will costar in the Paramount flick, which already has a locked-in early 2011 release date -- January 7th. Variety calls this date "a lucrative frame for femme-driven comedies," but a pre-slotted early January release amounts to a kind of statement of expectations about what the film is likely to be.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:44 AM on Thursday, March 18, 2010

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Runaways Hell Night

Distractions kept me from last night's Runaways red-carpet photo op at the Sunshine Cinemas, so I went to the after-party at the Bowery hotel, hoping for a shot of Kristin Stewart and Dakota Fanning. It was a very nice gathering with tasty food, etc., but Stewart and Fanning decided to temporarily blow the party off by going somewhere else after the screening. (Young actors sometimes need to express disdain for publicity.) I knew they'd show up sooner or later but waiting around became interminable.

Falco Ink's Janice...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:58 AM on Thursday, March 18, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:33 AM on Thursday, March 18, 2010

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Garden State

One last dental journey to New Jersey this morning and I'm done. It's not pleasant, it eats time and money, etc. But you can't ignore this stuff. Attention must be paid. Which means a final catch-as-catch-can, battery-powered, filing-from-waiting-rooms-and-roadside rest stops column day.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:07 AM on Thursday, March 18, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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White Rips Hoberman, Dart

After last week's Armond White-vs.-Leslee-Dart kerfuffle over his not having been invited to see Noah Baumbach's Greenberg, everyone has been awaiting White''s Greenberg review with bated breath. Well, the piece is up -- and guess what? White tosses off two or three observations, but he barely "reviews" the film at all.


That's because his ire and fire are mostly aimed at Village Voice critic Jim Hoberman, whom he regards as a small-minded lackey of the imperialist ruling circle of publicists and producers, and 42West publicist Leslee Dart, who kept White away from Greenberg screenings until...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:58 PM on Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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That Championship Season

Don Hahn and Peter Schneider's Waking Sleeping Beauty (Disney, 3.26) is a crisply entertaining, well-done, slightly fawning doc about how Walt Disney Co. honchos Michael Eisner and particularly Jeffrey Katzenberg led a team that made profound animation history for roughly a decade -- from the time they took over the fairly moribund Disney studios in '84 until Katzenberg's resignation in '94.

During this period Disney released the most successful string of animated feature hits ever seen from any studio before or since -- The Great Mouse...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:51 AM on Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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Basketball Jazz

The idea of Obama not just spending time with this distracta, but knowing it well enough to riff about this and that team...amazing. That's the point, I guess. The bigger the burden the more you want to hide away in the fantasy cave and feel like a 19 year-old.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:22 AM on Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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Lounge Lizards

Several Paris metro stations have IKEA lounge furniture installed for general public comfort. The installations will remain until 3.24. It's utterly impossible to envision this happening in the New York subway system. There would be vomit and urine stains all over the furniture in no time, not to mention discarded condoms and the odor of booze and beer, etc. Bums would take up permanent residence.


How, then, is this happening in Paris without apparent incident? The answer is that Paris, quite simply, is somehow better regulated and managed regarding its homeless underclass. Less crude and coarse...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:34 AM on Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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Maddow vs. Geithner

N.Y. Observer/Daily Transom's Reid Pillifant notes that Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner "continued his charm offensive" in a relatively long sit-down with MSNBC's Rachel Maddow last night.

He spoke a lot about the "innocent victims" of the crisis, how he felt a deep "personal responsibility and obligation" to prevent another crisis, said bonuses made for a "crazy way to run a financial system," and made it a point to reiterate that he has never actually worked at a bank -- or even a hedge fund, for that...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:20 AM on Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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Diet-Coke 3D?

Obsessed With Film's Matt Holmes (a named inspired by Matt Helm?) wrote this morning that "a London-based SFX industry chum" has passed along post-production dirt about the state of Clash of the Titans (Warner Bros., 4.2), which has been undergoing a rushed, late-in-the-day 3D conversion.


"Apparently they've had hundreds of Indian SFX sub-contractors working round the clock to 3D it," Holmes reports.

First of all, this is the kind of 3D that Jim Cameron was making fun of at that Santa Barbara Film Festival party I attended last month. He was calling it "cardboard pop-up...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:16 AM on Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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Sunshine Cleaning

The Wrap's Sharon Waxman has written about the "bad blood" at Universal following the Green Zone debacle which may, she hears, result in a loss for the studio of $40 to $50 million. And it's not just the fact that $130 million was spent on an Iraq movie. The marketing, she believes, was also to blame -- i.e., "[it] sank like a stone and confused the hell out of me, for one."


I wasn't confused by the marketing. When Universal bumped Green Zone out of award season and into March 2010, the unmistakable message was that (a)...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:52 AM on Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Hot Tub Kills

Anyone who puts down Hot Tub Time Machine (MGM/UA, 3.26) as...whatever, unfunny or not funny enough or insubstantial or that it's only for 35-and-overs is at least somewhat clueless. Or dead inside. I just came out of a HTTM screening at the AMC 34th Street, and this ridiculous/gimme-a-break/hellzapoppin'/gross/outrageous/brilliant time-space-continuum comedy played like a friggin' riot. Well, as a very clever and funny piece for the first two-thirds and then like a riot during the last third -- how's that?


It's Back to The Future with vomit and madness and Crispin Glover absurdity and nostalgic '80s satire,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:50 PM on Tuesday, March 16, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:44 PM on Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Radiant Mood

It's the first daylight-savings business day of 2010, and the air smells clean and fresh and the sun is still shining at 6:20 pm. Spring is here and the mucky, gloppy weather is, I'm hoping, over for the most part. Update/Correction: This was actually the second daylight-savings business day of 2010, but it was the first day in which I really felt it -- the air, the light, the warmth and the whole renewal thing. I live indoors and online for the most part. It takes me longer to wake up to the symphony au natural.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:49 PM on Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Hold Upski

I haven't yet seen Hot Tub Time Machine -- an hour to go -- but I may have done it a disservice by asking if it had the horses to become this year's The Hangover. Inflating expectations doesn't help anyone. I've had this notion in my head, you see, and then Jett said all his Syracuse homies were totally down for it. And so I flew by the seat of this intuition and went for it and wrote "could this happen?". Maybe it'll only open to $20 million, or maybe a tad less -- who knows?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:35 PM on Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Kill The Pirates

Everyone knows there's no such thing as mascara-wearing Jack Sparrow-type guys operating as 2010 pirates, right? My understanding is that they're all scurvy scumbags. Which is why I'd love to see a movie about a crew of skilled, hard-core, well-funded mercenaries who roam the seven seas on a sailboat, looking for these bastard pricks. The idea would be to pretend to be easy marks (i.e., scared tourists, know-nothing nouveau riche) so as to encourage pirate attacks, and then when the pirates come aboard they fake 'em out and shoot 'em down like dogs. I would absolutely pay to see this. If not as...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:38 PM on Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Another Review-Rating Site

I guess you could describe Movie Review Intelligence as a slightly more accessible, less nerdy-buffy movie-review casserole site for people with short attention spans who...what, find Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic too challenging? The "we don't like sifting through ratings or numbers" crowd. The titles and numbers are nice and orderly and easy to get a fix on -- I'll check it out regularly -- but MRI's one-word characterization summaries are too generous, I think.


She's Out of My League averaged 51.4% positive and they call that "moderate." I call that a failing grade because it's actually...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:15 PM on Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Avatar At Home

Avatar will be released on DVD/Bluray on Thursday, 4.22 -- i.e., the 40th anniversary of Earth Day -- and Fox Home Video doesn't have cover art yet? It'll be in stores in 34 days! If the Digital Bits, Bluray.com and Amazon.com don't have it, nobody does. I foresee at least a triple-dip on this title -- initial release, longer director's cut, and 3D Bluray/DVD in '11 or '12.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:54 AM on Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Franco's Saturday Night

IFC.com's Stephen Saito has posted a non-reviewing review of James Franco's Saturday Night, which screened yesterday at South by Southwest. Pure observation/description, and not a whit of evaluation or judgment. I begged Franco's reps a couple of weeks ago to let me watch a screener so I could review the doc concurrently with SxSW, but they couldn't be bothered. Thanks, guys.

Indiewire's Eric Kohn manned up and actually reviewed the sucker, calling it "a compelling look at anachronistic media in action." (That means the film has an issue or two, but is fairly good/satisfying overall.) HE's Moises Chiullan says...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:18 AM on Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Fear, Trepidation

More dentistry happens today, hence the lack of activity. Somewhat less costly New Jersey dentistry, but then you need to add the rent-a-car fee plus gas. But it's still cheaper. I'm one of the millions out there who don't have dental insurance. And yet things are looking up -- a screening of Hot Tub Time Machine this evening!


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:06 AM on Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Monday, March 15, 2010

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Motherhood

I was going to run an embed of A.O. Scott's latest Movie Picks video -- i.e., a tribute to Peter Yates' beloved The Friends of Eddie Coyle ('73). But of course, the Times tech guys (the very model of foot-dragging obstinacy) couldn't be bothered to post it on YouTube. Bu then I happened on this Aliens piece, which ran last week...fine.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:23 PM on Monday, March 15, 2010

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Beats YouTube

This high-quality clip from There Will Be Blood was sent this evening as a sampler by Movieclips co-founder Rich Raddon. The idea behind Movie Clips.com is "to give movie lovers, movie bloggers, and everyone else a place to easily find and embed licensed movie clips," Raddon says. "I love YouTube but the quality is lacking and the search is difficult with all the UGC.

Except that you can watch YouTube clips on an iPhone, no sweat, and you can't watch Movieclips.com on an iPhone. That's not the whole...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:54 PM on Monday, March 15, 2010

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White Nights


Rielle Hunter as depicted in current GQ; Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:47 PM on Monday, March 15, 2010

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Serbian Howl Factor

A Serbian Film, an envelope-pushing (to say the very least) political allegory about Serbian repression and censorship, had a midnight showing on Sunday night/Monday morning night at South by Southwest, reports Speakeasy's Eric Kohn.

The film reportedly depicts rape and murder, "unspeakable" perversions, "on-camera sexual acts involving violence and young children," "newborn porn" and "the unique magic of rigor mortis." Delightful sounding! I'm truly sorry I missed it.

"After the movie ended, an awkward silence filled the room," Kohn reports. "Screenwriter Srdjan Spasojevic, fielding questions during a q & a, described the movie as an angry reaction to the country's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:10 PM on Monday, March 15, 2010

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Descendants This Year?

An official Fox Searchlight release says that principal photography on Alexander Payne's The Descendants begins today in Oahu and Kauai. George Clooney, Judy Greer, Beau Bridges, Matthew Lillard, Robert Forster (hooray, Bob!). Payne is directing a screenplay adapted by himself, Nat Faxon and Jim Rash, based on the novel by Kaui Hart Hemmings.

But will it come out in late 2010? No word, no hint. I called Fox Searchlight's Manhattan publicity office -- zip. Joel and Ethan Coen's True Grit starts shooting this week (or imminently) also, and it's locked to open on 12.25.10. If The Descendants shoots for 12 or...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:14 AM on Monday, March 15, 2010

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This Year's The Hangover?

Most people don't focus or even think about the weekend films until a few days before. That would explain the not-great tracking numbers for Hot Tub Time Machine in today's report (3.15). The trailers have been online for sometime, but MGM/UA doesn't seem to be spending much on LA billboard advertising. Maybe it's a "viral campaign." Jett says that all of his Syracuse pallies are down for it, but the tracking...I don't know. Opinions on how big?

An over-the-top ludicrous tone, but ludicrous in "quotes" -- winkingly so, intelligently so. Four guys together having an outrageous and disorienting adventure in which they're behind...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:53 AM on Monday, March 15, 2010

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Public Enemies

The gist of author Michael Lewis's "The Big Short: Inside the Doomsday Machine" is that the '08 meltdown -- the destruction of $1.76 trillion in subprime mortgage market holdings -- was basically driven by "mass delusion," says a HuffPost summary.


Watch CBS News Videos Online

"The incentives for people on Wall Street got so screwed up...because their short term interests were so overpowering," Lewis told 60 Minutes (or somebody else). "And so they behaved in ways that were antithetical to their own long term interests."

In other words, they got drunk...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:00 AM on Monday, March 15, 2010

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Spalding Gray + Criterion

Over the weekend HE's Moises Chiullan saw Steven Soderbergh's Spalding Gray doc And Everything is Going Fine (which had its debut at Slamdance two months ago) at a South by Southwest screening. I'm not sure which day it showed (I'm in a hurry and the SXSW search engine blows) but Moises liked it, etc.

He mentions that during the q & a, one of the producers (Joshua Blum or Amy Hobby) answered a question about plans to release Gray's performance films on DVD by saying, "We hope to see a box set come out through the Criterion Collection in 2011, but the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:35 AM on Monday, March 15, 2010

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Solitary Man

In the view of Marshall Fine, Noah Baumbach's Greenberg (Focus Features, 3.19) "is not an audience-friendly film in any sense" and yet "it rewards those who are open to it. You have to work at it to gain access and hang with it, squeezing pleasure and the occasional chuckle out of its bitter beauty where you can.


Greenberg's Ben Stiller (N.Y. Times photo by Chad Batka)

"Prickly, abrasive, fragmented - that describes both Ben Stiller's performance as the title character and the film itself.

"Stiller's Roger Greenberg is a man perpetually dissatisfied with everything about...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:46 AM on Monday, March 15, 2010

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Variety's Uncertain Review Policy

In the wake of Variety's recent decisions to (a) pull a negative Robert Koehler review of a minor film called Iron Cross because of producer threats that might have affected a $400,000 ad buy and (b) lay off chief film critic Todd McCarthy, several pundits (including Roger Ebert) have declared that the legendary trade publication is more or less finished. Or at least that the die is cast toward that end.

But now Variety really seems destined for extinction with Joshua Newton, the producer and director of Iron Cross, telling The Wrap's Sharon Waxman that Variety publisher Neil Stiles informed him...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:32 AM on Monday, March 15, 2010

Sunday, March 14, 2010

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The Man Who Fell To Earth

A film series tribute to Montgomery Clift began at BAM Cinematek on 3.11, and will end two weeks hence on 3.25.



I've read two books on Clift (Patricia Bosworth's and another one) and feel I know most of his story. He had a ten-year film career ('46 to '56) before the Los Angeles car accident that ruined his face and pretty much turned him into a wreck -- "the slowest suicide in Hollywood history." Alcohol and pills and the stress...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:10 PM on Sunday, March 14, 2010

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Hubble 3D

"The newly resurgent 3D format gets an out-of-this-world showcase in Hubble 3D," writes Variety's Justin Chang. "Structured around a tricky NASA service-and-repair mission, the latest Imax venture from producer-director Toni Myers (Space Station 3D) lingers to transfixing effect on images captured by the famous telescope, inspiring the viewer's awe in the possibilities of giant-screen cinema as well as the mysteries of space.

"Shortly after the Hubble Space Telescope was launched in April 1990, scientists discovered a tiny yet damaging flaw in its primary mirror, which was...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:04 PM on Sunday, March 14, 2010

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Graves Is Gone

Peter Graves, 83, died earlier today at his Pacific Palisades home. Jim Phelps on TV's Mission Impossible, the Nazi spy-fink in Billy Wilder's Stalag 17, the Airplane! pilot who loved the company of young Timmy. Brother of James Arness (Marshall Matt Dillon on TV's Gunsmoke, the thorn-fingered vegetable in Christian Nyby and Howard Hawks' The Thing).


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:42 PM on Sunday, March 14, 2010

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Anemic

The Green Zone made a pathetic $14.5 million this weekend on more than 3000 screens -- a wipeout. It cost over $100 million to produce not counting marketing, For now the Greengrass/shakycam brand is mud. Another Iraq movie goes down. Tough darts.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:06 PM on Sunday, March 14, 2010

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The Crowd

A friend is visiting Italy with her mother in June. She told me yesterday that at her mother's cautious behest they'll only be visiting mainstream tourist magnets like Florence and Siena and Montepulciano. And that they'll be starting out with a visit to Lucca. I replied as follows:


"I'm begging you for your own spiritual good (and your mom's) -- don't submit to a typical-tourist agenda in Tuscany. And please think about compassionately persuading your mom to submit to a little Sheltering Sky atmosphere with visits to San Donato or Volpaia. Or places like them, at...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:27 PM on Sunday, March 14, 2010

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Let It Go

There are many people out there whose absence would greatly improve world conditions. Dick Cheney, Michele Bachman, Glenn Beck...that line of country. In the old days people used to suggest that such people could "go jump in a lake" or "take three running jumps and go to hell." These days people tend to be a little more inventive in their phrasings, like "may they get rectal cancer." And so what?

Sean Penn will get no static or condemnation from this corner for that blunt remark. Paparazzi anger...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:21 AM on Sunday, March 14, 2010

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Slacker Central

Alexandre Philippe's The People vs. George Lucas, which in my dreams would (and actually could) be the most emotionally satisfying hit-job documentary of 2010, had its world premiere last night at South by Southwest, and at 6:30 pm yet. And now it's just after 1 pm New York time the next day and no one has any reviews up. Not Anne Thompson, not Devin Faraci, not Moises Chiullan, not Eric Kohn, not Joe Leydon...no one.


Has anyone even posted a Twitter reaction? Update: Here's a Hollywood Reporter review by John DeFore.

In this...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:26 AM on Sunday, March 14, 2010

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The Devil His Due

I'm feeling a certain je ne sais quoi emotional satisfaction with the South by Southwest premiere of Alexandre Philippe's The People vs. George Lucas, a takedown doc about a guy I've long regarded as the single most demonic figure in the motion picture industry.


I've been calling Lucas a devil figure since the late '90s, so even if Phillippe's doc turns out to be so-so it still feels good to have it out there and its central thesis -- that Lucas is a very real metaphor for total flaccidifying of directorial chops and a complete...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:05 AM on Sunday, March 14, 2010

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A King in New York

Christopher Walken gives the single most enjoyable performance I've ever seen him give, bar none, in A Behanding in Spokane, which I caught yesterday afternoon. It's a classic "Walken performance" par excellence -- hilarious, bent, brilliant, a hoot. The play's (i.e., Martin McDonaugh's) humor is dark and perverse and most definitely around the bend, but in a Quentin Tarantino/Pulp Fiction-y sense, to some extent.

The pisshead critics who've dismissed Behanding for lacking soul and gravitas aren't deluded, but they're under-value-ing (or discounting) the delicious whack factor.

The audience was...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:58 AM on Sunday, March 14, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:56 AM on Sunday, March 14, 2010

Saturday, March 13, 2010

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Actors Zotzed Avatar

In a piece that ran yesterday (3.12), Toronto Star critic Peter Howell declared that "of the many conspiracy theories advanced for why The Hurt Locker beat Avatar at the Academy Awards, the only one that holds water is based on terrified actors.

"The actors' branch is the largest single bloc amongst the academy's nearly 6,000 voters," he reminds, "and the thinking goes that flesh-and-blood thespians balked at giving Best Picture to a movie that triumphantly featured computers over humans. A vote for Avatar, rightly or wrongly, was viewed as a vote to put yourself out of a job."

Not to take anything...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:51 AM on Saturday, March 13, 2010

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Relax or Caveat Emptor?

You can't fully trust Variety's Joe Leydon when it comes to South by Southwest reviews. He's a Houston guy, of course, and I for one have always sensed a certain local-pride spirit in his writings from this Austin-based festival. He also tends to go too easy on genre crap. And so I'm processing his rave review of Matthew Vaughn's Kick Ass (Lionsgate, 4.16), which had its big SXSW debut last night, with a degree of suspicion.


This despite an HE friend insisting via e-mail that Kick-Ass "is the real deal -- trust me. Maybe a little...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:13 AM on Saturday, March 13, 2010

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Predators Preview Whips Kick Ass

I'd be into the Robert Rodriguez-Nimrod Antal Predators (20th Century Fox, 7.9) if I was even half-persuaded that Predators will be to the original Predator what James Cameron's Aliens was to Ridley Scott's Alien -- i.e., faster, more intense, emotionally grounded, a general uptick.

But of course, that can't be. Not with Rodriguez's B-movie aesthetic defining the perimeters. I respect Antal (Kontrol, Vacancies), but the fact that Rodriguez played Big Alpha Kahuna at last night's South by Southwest preview tells you it's basically his film. Wall Street Journal/Speakeasy's Eric Kohn filed a report early this morning about the event.

...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:21 AM on Saturday, March 13, 2010

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Freudian Rodriguez Slip

I've run my share of typos on Hollywood Elsewhere. Hell, they happen every other hour. And I fix them as quickly as I can. When I spotted this Robert Rodriguez-related typo in a 3.12 Anne Thompson/Indiewire posting from South by Southwest, I knew she'd catch it sooner or later. And she has. But if she hadn't I would have said that the proper phrasing should have been "he shat out both Predators and his own Machete," etc.


I laughed, of course, because Rodriguez does shit his films out, like all genre wallowers who want nothing...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:49 AM on Saturday, March 13, 2010

Friday, March 12, 2010

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Just One Look

We've all felt instant attractions to certain actors and actresses, and we've also felt instant repulsions. I was walking down Eighth Avenue yesterday when the one-sheet for She's Out Of My League (Dreamworks, 3.12) caught my eye, and...I'm going to let readers guess which one of these dudes I took an instant dislike to. (Hint: not Jay Baruchel.) It was a kind of reverse thunderbolt sensation, and it involved no logic whatsoever. One look at that idiotically dorky smile and I knew.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:16 PM on Friday, March 12, 2010

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Dumb-Ass Lion

A recent Criterion newsletter has included this visual clue for the officially un-announced but reportedly forthcoming Criterion Bluray of Terrence Malick's The Thin Red Line. If I'd written the caption I would have had the lion say, "I've never met a leaf I didn't like." That, at least, would directly allude to TTRL rather than "feelin' red and blu." A red lion doesn't need to state the obvious.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:02 AM on Friday, March 12, 2010

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Gainful Employment

Recently whacked Variety film critic Todd McCarthy has officially joined the notoriously dweeby New York Film Festival selection committee. Already in place, of course, are program director Richard Pena, NYFF associate director (and ex-LA Weekly film critic) Scott Foundas, Melissa Anderson and Dennis Lim. McCarthy told me a few days ago he'll go to Cannes in this new capacity.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:52 AM on Friday, March 12, 2010

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Liberal Hawk

"If you ask a conservative Republican, you are likely to hear that Barack Obama is a skilled politician who campaigned as a centrist but is governing as a big-government liberal. He plays by ruthless, Chicago politics rules. He is arrogant toward foes, condescending toward allies and runs a partisan political machine.

"If you ask a liberal Democrat, you are likely to hear that Obama is an inspiring but overly intellectual leader who has trouble making up his mind and fighting for his positions. He has not defined a clear mission. He has allowed the Republicans to dominate debate. He is too quick to...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:35 AM on Friday, March 12, 2010

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Hathaway and Pitt Talk

Two recommendations-from-vested-parties pop through in Pete Hammond's final "Notes on a Season" column (until it resumes late next fall) -- one about Anne Hathaway's already-praised performance in Ed Zwick's Love and Other Drugs, and the other about Brad Pitt's in Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life.

Hammond reports that the Zwick film, which will open during the 2010 Thanksgiving holiday, screened for select Fox executives on the 20th Century Fox lot Tuesday night. Fox co-chair Jim Gianopulos told him "it's in remarkably good shape considering it doesn't come out for nine months," adding that he "would be stunned if Hathaway...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:50 AM on Friday, March 12, 2010

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Obama vs. Spielberg Fantasy

My cryptic, sometimes emotionally brusque father went through a lot of bad stuff as a Marine Lieutenant in the South Pacific (Guam, Iwo Jima) during World War II, so you'd think I'd be at least half interested in HBO's The Pacific, which will debut on Sunday, 3.14.


Curiously, or perhaps not so curiously, I'm not. Maybe because I'd rather not contemplate the source of many of my own emotional difficulties that came about due to my dad's combat-influenced nature and personality (which included booze until he went into the program in the mid '70s). That...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:57 AM on Friday, March 12, 2010

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Does Anyone Want Dury/Serkis?

"Last night I saw Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll, the Andy Serkis/Ian Dury biopic," a friend writes. "Although it opened in the UK two months ago to generally good reviews, I'm not sure of US distribution or if anyone here really cares.

The flick is quite good, and Sirkis gives an award-worthy performance," he opined. "It goes a bit maudlin and overboard on the polio aspect -- Dury spent part of his childhood at a home for the disabled -- and gets a little Oliver...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:25 AM on Friday, March 12, 2010

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AnyClip Can't Be Stumped

Yesterday I visited the midtown Manhattan office of AnyClip, a soon-to-launch movie clip-finding site that locates and plays clips (plus dialogue transcripts plus the usual data) from almost any film ever made in the history of human endeavor using only anecdotal or fragmentary information. It's the smartest film- or dialogue-finding site I've ever surfed in my life, bar none.


The AnyClip team (l. to r. rear): Aaron "Chris" Cohen, Aaron Morris Cohen, Nate Westheimer, Matt Lehrer; (l. to r. front) Aaron Fisher Cohen, Gabi Mereilles.

It'll be up and rolling on March 15th (i.e., Monday morning), concurrent...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:32 AM on Friday, March 12, 2010

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They Sat For This?

NBC muscled Larry David, Madonna and Ricky Gervais to sit in front of an audience for The Marriage Ref and make cracks about some banal-bizarre reality clips? David/Madonna/Gervais are brilliant, highly driven, high-demand people with enough money to fill warehouses, and they sat for a reality-show equivalent of The Hollywood Squares? This is close to surreal.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:02 AM on Friday, March 12, 2010

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Lettuce Leaves

Green Zone's "pathological wish to thrill delivers diminishing returns," writes New Yorker critic Anthony Lane. "It gave better value in the Bourne films, which, for all their low moods, were fired by basic fantasy, whereas the excitements of Green Zone sit uneasily with its examination of the real and recent past.


"The credits say that it was inspired by 'Imperial Life in the Emerald City,' Rajiv Chandrasekaran's nonfictional account of life within -- and beyond -- the Green Zone, but the book's task was to unearth a fiasco, its comedy so black and dense that...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:11 AM on Friday, March 12, 2010

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Heat Still Caged

This wildly absurd, sexually provocative Lady Gaga music video -- a hot-lesbos-in-prison and a Beyonce/rat poison thing -- is called "Telephone." Directed by Jonas Akerlund-as-Quentin Tarantino, it premiered just before the Oscars. High-style, in-your-face stylistic flamboyance, etc. It simultaneously aroused and dead-bored me.

Where would Lady Gaga be without the 1.2 pounds of mascara and eyeliner she puts on each eye? I chuckled at the dick-rumor joke.

Everyone claims to like babes-behind-bars B movies, but I can't think of one made since Jonathan Demme's Caged...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:14 AM on Friday, March 12, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Cut The Cheese

I don't understand why reviewers are tippy-toeing around the Big Third-Act Revelation of Remember Me (Summit, 3.12) when they're all writing "largely set in the summer of 2001" or words to that effect. With the story happening in New York City, what else could those seven words suggest? It's not "largely set in the summer of 2000" or the summer of '02 or '04...please. I knew dead cold how this movie would end before I walked into the theatre. (And my walking out before the end is immaterial.)

So N.Y. Times critic Manohla Dargis giving the game away at the end...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:05 PM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Early Stabs

25% of those who selected the most anticipated Oscar-level flicks of 2010 on Sasha Stone's awardsdaily.com put Chris Nolan's Inception at the top of the list, followed by Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life, Derek Cianfrance's Blue Valentine (forget it), Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan and Joel and Ethan Coen's True Grit.

Except Stone didn't even list Ed Zwick's Love and Other Drugs, which some believe may be an awards-level contender as least as far as Anne Hathaway's performance is concerned...hello?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:28 PM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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The Day Variety Died

N.Y. Times "Media Decoder" David Carr's commentary on Variety's whacking of chief film critic Todd McCarthy is worth a listen. The assessment isn't startling, but there's something about Carr's delivery that makes it seem extra-sage. I hate the Times' mule-headed policy of being...what, the last major news org/website that refuses to provide embed codes?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:00 PM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Favorite Slug-Out

Maybe a bit too restrained and stagey here and there, but the diminishment of the combatants and indeed the fight itself through mostly wide-angle long shots (with only a few medium close-ups) made for a classic fight-scene-with-a-point. Love those gouges and cuts. The punches sound pretty good too; ditto the exhaustion and labored breathing. "All I can say, McKay, is that you take a helluva long time to say goodbye."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:43 PM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Gabby Again

Here's that CNN article I was interviewed for the other day about Gabourey Sidibe's acting-career prospects. It's nicely written. The author is Breeanna Hare.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:39 AM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Clone-Speak

I'm sitting next to a couple of twenty-somethings at a Starbucks on Eighth and 50-something, and I've been listening to them talk for last 40 or 45 minutes, and it never ceases to amaze how these guys, whom I almost regard as a separate species, all submit to the exact same mall-speak fascism in which there are no declarative sentences but constant questioning tones, as if the speaker is basically saying "is it okay if I say this? Because I don't want to seem overly assertive...so is it, like, okay?"

And so instead of saying "I walked into that asshole's office and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:18 AM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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One-Hander


Thursday, 3.11, 10:25 am.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:17 AM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Simply Red

It's a little late in the cycle, but here's a chat with Hurt Locker double-Oscar winner Paul Ottosson, who won for sound editing and mixing last Sunday night. Brought to you and yours by the MakingOf.com guys. (The embed code is only two and half lines, but other embeds are longer than Russian novels. I hate -- "I'm using the word 'hate' here" -- voluminous coding.)


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:48 AM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Nutshell

Roger Ebert has four-starred Paul Greengrass's Green Zone -- fine. But the film will not come under fire "from those who are still defending the fabricated intelligence we used as an excuse to invade Iraq" as much as those who feel that it brings nothing really new to the table (factually, politically, stylistically), and that it would have felt at least semi-relevant if it had come out, say, two or three years ago. Or four, even.

A Green Zone friend-of-the-family asked this morning if I enjoyed it, and I said "yeah, but it's no United 93. It's basically the Bourne Zone, and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:24 AM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Kazan/Kohn

In a N.Y. Press profile of Zoe Kazan (The Exploding Girl, Behanding in Spokane), Eric Kohn suggests she has "the petite appeal of a Zooey Deschanel 2.0, her expressive blue eyes seemingly bursting out her diminutive noggin in an almost-hyperbolic image of pixie cuteness." Among the bullet points: (a) she's a die-hard New Yorker who's against moving to Los Angeles ("There's no dearth of work here"), (b) she wants "range" (i.e., character roles) and not a Katharine Hepburn-like career, (c) she's thinking of bailing on Facebook because of the innumerable-lewd-ayhole factor, and (d) as New York magazine has called her Behanding...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:53 AM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Duelling Clip Sites

Two online movie-clips sites are suddenly angling for big attention at South by Southwest. Movie Clips.com, the Rich Raddon-Zach James site which appeared last December, has unveiled a new player. And this afternoon I'm dropping by the offices of AnyClip.com, which is will be promoting its presence in various ways at SXSW and launching on 3.15.



I don't know anything. I'm just getting my feet wet. But the key to easy clip access is having a vast library (obviously) and providing embed codes -- simple. Movie Clips.com has more money,...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:42 AM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Turnaround?

"Barack Obama's whole career has been based on the idea of transcending partisanship." the Daily Beast's Paul Beinart wrote earlier today. "But lately, by confronting Republicans rather than courting them, Obama has Democrats fired up.

"Amidst the speculation over whether David Axelrod hates Rahm Emanuel or Rahm Emanuel hates David Axelrod or Lawrence Summers hates them both, the punditocracy has glossed over something significant: Team Obama has had one hell of a month. In late January, health care reform was widely considered dead. Now it's considered a better than even bet. It could all still end in tears, of course. But for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:25 AM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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One More and Finito

I was down with the first, and seriously despised the second. New Moon cut such a critical stink that it seems incomprehensible that anyone outside of the Twi-hards could be in any state of high expectation for Eclipse. Nonetheless...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:33 AM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Bid Tub Return

Thanks to Mike Vollman and the MGM/UA team for not inviting me to last night's 7pm showing of Hot Tub Time Machine (3.26) on 86th Street (forget the theatre, between 2nd and 3rd). It may be the only March film I'm half- jacked about, and I've only been posting the trailers for...what, five or six months now?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:29 AM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Repeato

Not to sound tape-loopy, but "the reasons for the voltage are Kristen Stewart's scrappy performance as Joan Jett, the Runaways co-founder who went on to become a solo rock legend in the '80s, and Michael Shannon's as L.A. rock impresario Kim Fowley. As long as the film is focused on [these two] and the generally pungent '70s atmosphere, it radiates badass attitude and seems authentically plugged in to the spirit of '70s rebel rock."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:16 AM on Thursday, March 11, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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L'Affaire Greenberg

Salon's Andrew O'Hehir has written a sage and historically comprehensive overview of the occasional conflicts that have arisen between impudent critics and tough-minded publicists, and particularly about the recent Greenberg vs. Armond White brouhaha, which ended yesterday when everyone learned that White would be seeing Greenberg this Friday.

"Although the charges and counter-charges in this case are pretty salacious, the furor is only partly about White and Baumbach. It's also about the uneasy symbiosis between film critics and the movie business, two organisms that feed off each other in an awkward dance of privilege, access and manipulation. L'affaire Greenberg is...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:54 PM on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:39 PM on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Shattered

"Kathryn Bigelow's two-fisted win at the Academy Awards for best director and best film for The Hurt Locker didn't just punch through the American movie industry's seemingly shatterproof glass ceiling; it has also helped dismantle stereotypes about what types of films women can and should direct. It's too early to know if this moment will be transformative -- but damn, it feels so good." -- from a 3.14 Manohla Dargis Sunday N.Y. Times profile that's up now.


"It was historic, exhilarating, especially for women who make movies and women who watch movies, two groups that have been...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:36 PM on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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41 Days Away

Lazy-ass that I am and always will be, I've only just submitted my request for press credentials for the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival (4.21 to 5.2). Alex Gibney's Eliot Spitzer doc has to be considered a headliner, especially as TFF honcho David Kwok has said "it may change people's ideas about Spitzer." I haven't perused the rundown but a 45th anniversary restored/cleaned-up/whatever print of David Lean's Dr. Zhivago will be shown as a promotion for the 5.4 Blu-ray release.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:57 PM on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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"Mr. Pacino...?"

And speaking of John Hughes' Beethoven, I've been trying to find an online clip of Ben Stiller's old Ben Stiller Show routine in which he plays an unsuccessful actor named Al Pacino auditioning for a part in Beethoven. Here's a Share TV link, but an embed code is preferred.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:22 PM on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Wall Street 2 Delayed

20th Century Fox is pushing the opening of Oliver Stone's Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps from April 23rd to September 24th. Variety's Pamela McLintock is reporting that the decision may be linked to the film getting a slot at the Cannes Film Festival two months hence, which of course will deliver a huge boost for the European openings. And opening it in the fall stateside will, of course, position WS2:MNS as a possible awards-level contender.

20 days ago I ran a positive reaction from a tipster who'd just attended a restricted-attendance screening of the film on the Fox lot....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:42 AM on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Cut Hughes Some Slack

Marshall Fine felt it would be ungracious to cut John Hughes down to size following his passing last August (as I sorta kinda did by re-posting Richard Lallich's 1993 "Big Baby"), but he's taken exception to the Oscar telecast tribute to Hughes, especially considering the concurrent omission of Farrah Fawcett, James Whitmore and Bea Arthur in the death montage.

I agree with many of Fine's condemnations, but not when it comes to Planes, Trains and Automobiles -- leave that film alone!

And you can't tell...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:07 AM on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:51 AM on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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More More More

Wall Street Journal "Speakeasy" contributor Steven Kurutz has interviewed EW's Dave Karger, And The Winner Is columnist Scott Feinberg and myself for a short 3.10 piece called "Oscar Bloggers On the Existential Silence of Post-Awards Season." I told Kurutz that there's no silence for me at all -- that I never stop and it just keeps on keepin' on, 24-7 and 365. "I desire to serve God and become rich, like all men." Who said that? In what film, I mean?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:33 AM on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Tough Love

Even by my blunt-talk standards, Howard Stern's two-day-old comments about Gabourey Sidibe seemed needlessly cruel. Sidibe will, I expect, find acting work here and there, but not much. She'll reportedly next play a role in the Showtime series The C Word and then a role in a feature called Yelling to the Sky. But Stern isn't wrong in saying that her prospects are limited.

Yesterday I was asked to comment about Sidibe by a writer for Turner who believes that Sidibe may have broken through...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:48 AM on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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He Bought The Farm

When I first heard the news about Corey Haim's drug death I reminded myself right away that it wasn't Corey Feldman, who used to be friendly with Julia Phillips, whom I knew and loved and cared for throughout the '90s. This is the other guy whom I never knew or cared about or paid attention to...sorry. (They were called "the Two Coreys.") Life is hard and wounding, but either you stand up and man up at a certain point or you don't. Sic semper druggies and party animals.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:44 AM on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Little Hopper Action


69th and Lexington around 8:25 pm this evening.

Exploding Girl star Zoe Kazan prior to last night's Tribeca Grand Hotel premiere screening.

Perry Street near West 4th, just after yesterday's visit to Extra Virgin.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:48 PM on Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Guru Shakedown

Since MCN's David Poland never posts the final roster of Gurus of Gold Oscar tallies, I'm doing so as a public service. The big winner was In Contention's Kris Tapley; the runner-up was Envelope columnist Pete Hammond.

This is out of 21 Oscar categories, mind. The Gurus don't survey Live Action Short, Animated Short , or Documentary Short. Tapley missed all three of these in his official predictions at In Contention while Hammond got two out of three right at The Envelope. If these had been included Tapley and Hammond would have tied for first with 19 correct each, so call it...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:00 PM on Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Nordic Factor

A two-week-old theatrical neck stabbing in Lancaster, California, was reported in today's L.A. Times. A guy had complained about a woman talking on her cell phone during a 9 pm Saturday showing of Shutter Island at the Cinemark 22. The woman and two guys left the theatre, and then the two guys returned minutes later and stabbed the complainer in the neck with a meat thermometer.

What would Detective Columbo make of this? Let's see....well, the first deduction would be that the assailants were blue-collar mongrels of some kind, possibly employees of a nearby California slaughterhouse or meat-packing plant. The...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:25 PM on Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Avatar Didn't Have Actors

There are probably a few reasons why The Hurt Locker took the Best Picture Oscar over Avatar, but Notes on a Season columnist Pete Hammond believes it came down to one thing -- i.e., "the actors branch, dummy."

1,205 Academy members. Three times as many as any other peer group. Freaked by performance capture. Voted their pocketbooks. Said "hell no" to the Na'vi.

"With few exceptions, most of the actors I asked [about the Oscar race] thought that Avatar's advanced performance capture technique was threatening their career future," Hammond writes. "I remember sitting next to JoBeth Williams (Poltergeist) at...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:27 PM on Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Zooey In The Hallways

The mood-style of this She & Him music video is similar to that much-loved Joseph Gordon Levitt musical number in (500) Days of Summer. Ironically kitschy, of course -- a late 1950s sensibility but "in quotes." It doesn't embrace the schmaltzy flavorings of The Pajama Game, but it winks at this. So much of pop music these days has been feminized, lightened up -- that classic Lou Reed guitar-bass-and-drums thing is out the window.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:23 AM on Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Gaga in Wonderland

This is the first time I've really responded positively/favorably to Lady Gaga doing anything. I've been asleep on her until this moment. And I would have been totally down for this version rather than the one that Tim Burton chose to make. And so would the Hispanic Eloi, I'm betting, with whom I saw Alice last weekend.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:54 AM on Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Fine vs. Green Zone, Shaky-cam

Marshall Fine's primary complaints about Paul Greengrass's Green Zone (Universal, 3.12) are that (a) PG shaky-cam is starting to piss him off, and (b) Greengrass shouldn't have taken the fictionalized chickenshit route but followed the lead of Rajiv Chandrasekaran's best-selling book and followed the facts and named real names.

The result of Greengrass's fictional approach is that Green Zone advances a bullshit notion that honest soldiers (like Matt Damon's Roy Miller) telling the truth helped the press raise public awareness and turn the tide of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:20 AM on Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Night They Raided Kosinki

Your Tron Legacy post is generating a lot of interest," an industry friend remarks. "It's safe to say that Disney is extremely bullish on this movie primarily because of its director, Joseph Kosinski, who is now on the short list for every tentpole project. He's the next 'real deal' in that he's got a Cameron-like technical knowledge, is responsible with budgets and operates on an even keel...overall a remarkably talented, well adjusted guy with actual story sense and actor readability as well. His website incudes some of his commercial work that put him on the map."


Tron...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:49 AM on Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Grow A Spine

Reader Suppported News informs that John Cory's 3.6 "I am angry" essay "drew such an overwhelming response from our readership, so many heartfelt comments, that we felt we should give everyone the opportunity to endorse Cory's words and let the Democratic Party have the benefit of our leadership." A petition form is at the bottom of this page.

"I am angry," the essay began. "I'm tired of pundits and know-nothing media gasbags. I'm tired of snarky 'inside politics' programming. I am sick of the bigotry and hatred of 'birthers' and faux patriotic cranks and their GOP puppet masters. And I'm...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:40 AM on Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Monday, March 8, 2010

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Tron Legacy

Joseph Kosinki's Tron Legacy won't open until 12.17.10. The trailer is rather beautiful in the quiet way it dusts off the past and doesn't feel the need to rush things along. What scares me, of course, is that it's a Disney film.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:54 PM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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Toasting Exploding


At the after-party for last night's Exploding Girl premiere screening at the Tribeca Grand Hotel -- (l. to r.) director-writer Bradley Rust Gray, star Zoe Kazan (also on B'way in Behanding in Spokane), director So Yong Kim and There Will Be Blood/Little Miss Sunshine's Paul Dano (also Kazan's b.f.), who's recently wrapped Kim's latest film, For Ellen.

Greene Street near Grand -- Monday, 3.8, 11:05 pm.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:45 PM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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Variety Is "Dead"

"The only reason anyone pays much attention to Variety, critically, is not because Todd McCarthy is the greatest critic in the world, but because studios, steeped in The Past, have continued to allow Variety to act as though they have a unique position in the industry and to review first. That has drawn much of the traffic they have had.

"And Variety -- and Todd McCarthy -- have held onto that long antiquated idea of how to handle review embargoes closely to their hearts. It has been their lifeblood, however absurd on its face, as 'the trades' have been published on the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:29 PM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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Larry Kincaid Isn't Dead

It seems fair to say that NY Press critic and NYFCC member Armond White is not only a harsh critic of Greenberg director Noah Baumbach, but that he harbors an intense dislike for the guy. White doesn't claim to know Baumbach personally, but believes that his films speak volumes about his character and personality. Or so he said 27 months ago.


In a 12.18.07 interview with Big Media Vandalism's Steve Boone, White called Baumbach an "asshole." One of his quotes state that "you look at Noah Baumbach's work, and you see he's an asshole. I would...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 PM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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Chicago Guy Says

Roger Ebert twittered a little while ago about Variety's decision to lay off its chief critic Todd McCarthy, to wit: "Variety fires McCarthy and I cancel my subscription. He was my reason to read the paper. RIP, schmucks."

Update: Late Monday night Ebert filed a story about McCarthy's dismissal. Here are the last few graphs:

"Todd always had reasons behind his reviews. They were clear and potentially helpful to filmmakers. His prose was considered. It began in the closing days of slangy Varietyese and evolved into a style fresh and witty. He didn't miss a thing.

"What I'm saying is...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:51 PM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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Turned A Corner

Everyone presumably knows the Extra Virgin story by now...right? After meeting last November with Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow at this cozy West Village restaurant, I asked three female employees if they'd seen The Hurt Locker. None of them had even heard of it. One of them asked, "Is it a documentary?"


Two of three current Extra Virgin waitresses who haven't seen The Hurt Locker.

EV hostess Nadia Owusu, an actress and SAG member who's seen Kathryn Bigelow's film on disc.

So I returned late this afternoon to see if the Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:11 PM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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McCarthy Goes Down

I don't mean to sound facile about a grave occurence, but Variety's senior film critic Todd McCarthy has been whacked, Joe Pesci-style. The ailing trade paper's president Neil Stiles has told N.Y. Times "Decoder" contributor Michael Cieply that McCarthy and theatre critic David Rooney have been let go as a cost-saving measure.


Ex-Variety staffer Todd McCarthy during the 2007 Cannes Film Festival

"It's economic reality," Stiles said. Variety will continue to carry the same number of reviews, he explained, but on a freelance basis. Here's to one of the finest and most knowledgable film critics in the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:19 PM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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What Louie Tried To Say

All The Wonderful Things columnist AJ Schnack has posted the remarks that The Cove director Louie Psihoyos intended to deliver on the Oscar stage last night...but couldn't because the orchestra cut him off.


"We made this film to give the oceans a voice," Psihoyos would have said.

"We told the story of The Cove because we witnessed a crime. Not just a crime against nature, but a crime against humanity.

"We made this movie because through plundering, pollution and acidification from burning fossil fuels, all ocean life is in peril from the great whales to plankton --...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:42 AM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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Solid Gain

The Wrap's Joseph Adalian is reporting that last night's Oscar telecast attracted 41.3 million viewers, the best since 2005 and an approximate 15 percent gain from 2009's viewership, which averaged 36.3 million. But the show "skewed a bit older." Much of the audience gains came in adults over 50, who upticked about 17 percent. In terms of 18-to-34 year-olds, the show "was actually down 3 percent."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:58 AM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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"Een Mallayboo!"

I can't understand much of what Hurt Locker producer Nicolas Chartier said at a private Oscar-viewing party last night -- too Pepe Le Pew. (YouTube link/coding copied from Kris Tapley's In Contention.)


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:41 AM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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Brushed Off

I think it was unfair and ungracious of Oscar producers Bill Mechanic and Adam Shankman not to include Farrah Fawcett in last night's death-tribute reel. Fawcett began on the tube, of course, but she was an industry-community person as much as anyone else, and she gave highly respected performances in at least two features -- Extremities and Alan Pakula's See You In The Morning. And let's not forget her fine work in The Burning Bed, a powerful made-for-TV flick.

I didn't see Ron Silver in last night's tribute either, although I may have missed him. Was Edward Woodward included? I know Bea...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:58 AM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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Iron Man 2 Drill

Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Mickey Rourke as Mr. Gravelly-Voiced Bad-Ass Whomever...Ivan Vanko/Whiplash. The Superhero must face down a Formidable & Ruthless Opponent in the first franchise-sequel. I've now seen Iron Man 2 (Paramount, 5.7) in a compressed form -- I know exactly what's coming. All that's left is to sit through the long version at an all-media screening, write "pretty good" and then stand back as the Eloi masses surge into the plexes.

"I'm afraid we can only do, absurdly, what has been given to us...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:11 AM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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Did Reitman Do Himself In?

Last night's biggest shockaroo came when Precious scribe Geoffrey Fletcher won the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar, which no pulse-taker had even fantasized about as a remote possibility. It wasn't in the cards, and yet it happened.

Up In The Air co-screenwriters/non-collaborators Jason Reitman, Sheldon Turner.

Fletcher got all sniffly as he conveyed his heartfelt thanks, and all I could think as I watched was, "This isn't entirely about you, bro. This is obviously a 'we love Geoffrey Fletcher and Precious' award', okay, but only partly."

It's also...in fact, I suspect it was mainly a "we're not going...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:57 AM on Monday, March 8, 2010

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Momma Used Her Cane!


Last night's big "what?" moment happened when Music by Prudence won the Best Documentary Short Oscar. Director-producer Roger Ross Williams ran to the stage like an Olympic sprinter and began to say thanks. And then producer Elinor Burkett darted in and pretty much grabbed the mike and took over the shpiel, obviously to Williams' chagrin. Salon's Kerry Lauerman reports the story from both...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:57 AM on Monday, March 8, 2010

Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Bigelow and The Hurt Locker!

The Hurt Locker has won the Best Picture Oscar...Extra Virgin ladies! And Kathryn Bigelow, bless her, has also won for Best Director. "This is a moment of a lifetime," she said. "I would not be standing here if it weren't for Mark Boal, who risked his life for what he put on the page" She thanked Nicolas Chartier! "I'd like to dedicate this to the women and men who risk their lives in Iraq and Afganistan..may they come home safe." Beautiful ending, beautiful night.


Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, producer-writer Mark Boal following Best Picture win.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:20 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Bullock's Crown

Forrest Whitaker speaks for Sandra Bullock, Michael Sheen for Helen Mirren (and talk of her hot tattoo), Peter Sarsgaard for Carey Mulligan, Oprah Winfrey for Gabore Sidibe ("if that ain't a Hollywood fairy tale, what is?"), and Stanley Tucci for Meryl Streep. And the winner, announced by Sean Penn, is....Sandra Bullock. Who goes over to Streep for a second and then changes her mind before heading up to the stage. "George Clooney threw me into a pool..." "My lover Meryl Streep."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:05 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Emotional Verbal Tributes

...to the five Best Actor nominees -- a nice idea. Jeff Bridges' eyes watered up when Michelle Pfeiffer spoke of his successfully invested in family and work together. Colin Farrell's mention of having costarred in SWAT with Jeremy Renner...red-faced embarassment. And now to the announcement of Jeff Bridges' Best Actor Oscar...foretold, expected, deserved. "This [Oscar] is honoring my parents as much as it is me." Uh-oh...he's going on a bit. It's the Spirit Awards! Don't shut him down, orchestra....let him go.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:51 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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The Argentinian Film...

...that no one has seen, and which none of the hip know-it-alls were voting for on their ballots, has won for Best Foreign Language Film. The Secrets in Their Eyes or words to that effect.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:42 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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The Cove!

The Cove, The Cove, The Cove...they gave the Best Feature Doc Oscar to The Cove! And Fisher Stevens ate up all the thank-you time. How dare the orchestra kick Louise Psihoyos and Ric O'Barry off before they've spoken. But they did.

And The Hurt Locker has won for Best Editing....another favorable omen. As Jett just said in a text, "The writing's on the wall."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:22 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Giacchino for Up

"If you want to be creative, go out there and do it -- it's not a waste of time!"

Avatar wins for Best Visual Effects....knock us over!


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:17 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Death Reel

I'm not going to remember those who've been left out, so if anyone can post them. They always blow people off. Jean Simmons, David Carradine. "Zapata, in the name of all we fought for, don't go!"...Joseph Wiseman! Michael Jackson gets two and a half seconds.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:01 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Attitude & Triumph

Everyone in my room is hating on the haughty Sandy Powell, the Oscar-winning costume designer for The Young Victoria. She's cool, I get her, think I understand -- but she erred, I'm afraid. "I already have two of these..."

And The Hurt Locker sound mixer and editors, particuarly Paul J. Ottosson, have won! Ray Beckett! Another sure omen that the Best Picture Oscar is theirs.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:46 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Avatar Owns

"Jim Cameron...this Oscar sees you.,..clearly, your vision is so deep"...cancer recovery..."we really felt that...that you so much." Waterfalls of emotion. Okay.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:30 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Last Mo'Nique Award

I was moved by her closing her eyes and holding still for a second or two before getting up to take the stage, and her bows. "I'd like to thank the Academy for showing it can be about the performance, and not the politics." D'ja hear that, Tom O'Neil?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:20 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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No Consolation Oscar

...for Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner for Up In The Air. Instead...wait, Geoffrey Fletcher unexpectedly wins the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar? First major surprise of the night. Stop sniffling! Sniffling is inexcusable! Steve Martin: "I wrote that speech for [Fletcher]." My ballot is so fucked at this point. Four wrong! Forget it.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:13 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Stiller Na'vi Yellow-Eye

I would give the Best Makeup Oscar to Il Divo, but that's me. Stiller steals the show. Good fishing rod joke. Star Trek wins, natch. Picked it. A staff of 40? Honorable mention of JJ Abrams.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:03 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Oscar Lapdogs

The short film awards are a disaster for me, choosing-wise, ballot-wise. People are going "what...what? Who's that red-haired woman?" Give all the short-film people the hook? Send 'em down the chute?


92Y Tribeca Oscar party tablemates (l. to r.): Movieline's Stu Van Airsdale, Icarus Films marketing/publicity chief Sylvia Savadjian, Coming Soon's Ed Douglas, filmmaker Jamie Stuart.,

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:46 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Mark Boal's Win...

...for Best Original Screenplay means The Hurt Locker is definitely going to win Best Picture. Right? A current, foreshadowing, whatever.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:38 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Waltz, Up Win? No!

Of course. Fine. Tarantino ass-sucking. Way to go. Whatever. Wait...Up wins for Best Animated Feature? Big shocker. Baldwin and Martin are brilliant. And Crazy Heart's "The Bloated 57 Year-Old Jowly Kind" wins for Best Song? Got that right.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:13 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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And So It Begins...

Schmaltzy Neil Patrick Harris in a glitter tux...? Totally gay, totally Vegas. But Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin's entrance is perfect. "And this is Alec Baldwin!" Good material. Hey, there's Ethan Coen! "Pr ecious is the one film that really lived up to its video game." Cloooney's hair looks good. "And [Cameron] reciprocated by sending her...a Toyota!" Good stuff. "You are so naive." These guys are great!


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:57 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Mild Suffering

I went to a 2-D screening of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland last night at 11:15 pm at the Lincoln Square. For 17 minutes they ran a series of excruciating trailers for some awful-looking family-friendly films (the absolute worst being Roger Kumble's Furry Vengeance) before starting the main feature. I was ready to leave because of the trailers alone. The family market is a sludge depository -- a genre that attracts mediocre talent like a magnet.


And then Alice finally began. Because the tint of Burton's talent is ten times more appealing than Kumble's, I felt initially...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:45 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Vengeance Is His

Eight years ago I walked out of Roger Kumble's The Sweetest Thing at the six-minute mark. I could see in a flash it was a reprehensible confection. Last night I saw the trailer for Kumble's Furry Vengeance (Summit, 4.30). It may not be the most infuriatingly awful film of the year thus far -- trailers can deceive -- but I feel I know Kumble's brushstrokes, and that I'm right to believe that he's a menace.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:19 PM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Live With Geraldo

I briefly spoke with Fox's Gerald Rivera on his Geraldo At Large show last night around 10:10 pm. The subject was all the recent negative stories about The Hurt Locker (articles about the film's lack of authenticity, Sgt. Jeffrey Sarver's lawsuit based on his claim that he was the basis for Jeremy Renner's character, the Nicolas Chartier snafu), and whether this might impact the Best Picture race.


I was asked to contribute, I gather, because Geraldo or one of his researchers saw Eric Ditzian's 3.4 MTV.com article ("Will 'Hurt Locker' Controversy Affect Its Oscar Chances?")...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:49 AM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Final HE Picks

BEST PICTURE / HE Prediction: The Hurt Locker. If The Movie Godz Controlled The Vote: The Hurt Locker. Nagging Suspicion That The Winner May Nonetheless Be: Avatar.

BEST DIRECTOR / HE Prediction: Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker. If The Movie Godz Controlled The Vote: Bigelow. 100% Confident Suspicion That The Winner Will Be: Bigelow.

BEST ACTOR / strong>HE Prediction: Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart. If The Movie Godz Controlled The Vote: Colin Firth, A Single Man. 100% Confident Suspicion That The Winner Will Be: Bridges.

BEST ACTRESS / HE Prediction: Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side. If The Movie Godz Controlled The Vote: Carey Mulligan,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:44 AM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Below Canal

I'll be attending the Movieline Oscar party at 92Y Tribeca and live blog as it's all happening. Commentary, snaps, videos. I wish there was some way to do an occasional live video "broadcast." The time has technologically come for that option to happen, I think.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:35 AM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Crescendo Spells Relief

I've been saying for the last three or four years that it's not the win-or-lose aspects of the Oscar race but the award-season arguments that define why people want this or that film or filmmaker to win -- that's where the pleasure and the uplift lie. An annual Socratic dialogue about who and what we are, and why. That and pushing the films and filmmakers that I strongly believe in. Who could stand writing about this stuff day after day if it was just monkey chatter about who's gonna win?


This is the HE calling. This is...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:38 AM on Sunday, March 7, 2010

Saturday, March 6, 2010

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Walken's Labyrinth

As Carmichael, a man without a left hand in Martin McDonagh's Behanding in Spokane, Christopher Walken is "a scrofulous wonder to behold," says N.Y. Times theatre critic Ben Bantley. He is "an actor's actor of fabled eccentricity," and his "signature arsenal of stylistic oddities has seldom been more enthralling.


(l. to r.) Christopher Walken Zooey Kazan and Anthony Mackie in Martin McDonagh's Behanding in Spokane, which opened at B'way's Schoenfeld theatre on 3.4.

"Some people have become allergic to his familiar panoply of tics and quirks, but seldom does [Walken] only glide on surface mannerisms. There's highly intelligent...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:01 PM on Saturday, March 6, 2010

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Oligarchs

"Thirty years ago, the CEOs that are in Undercover Boss were making 30 times as much as their working people," Arianna Huffington said last night on Real Time with Bill Maher. "Now, they're making 300 times as much! We're about to become Venezuela or Brazil, you know, where the people at the top are basically behind their gates with guards to protect their kids from kidnapping.

The result, she said, is that "the middle class is crumbling and that's the country we're going to become...if we don't fundamentally change where we're going." To which Maher replied, "Going to become?"

The Tea...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:38 PM on Saturday, March 6, 2010

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Bird's The Word

Brooks Barnes has written a 3.5 N.Y. Times article about the party-circuit stress that has affected Hurt Locker producer-screenwriter Mark Boal over the last several months. It's especially interesting to me in that it provides a roundabout explanation why Boal subtly flipped me the bird when I took his picture at a Manhattan Hurt Locker party on 2.23.


It wasn't a hostile flip-off. It wasn't even a stand-up gesture but one semi-camouflaged by a book cover. If a smart guy you know, like and respect gives you the finger, he's (a) fooling around...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:52 AM on Saturday, March 6, 2010

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Inexacting

This is one of several mock movie posters posted yesterday afternoon by College Humor's Tom Philips. The fundamental beef about A Serious Man wasn't that Michael Stuhlbarg's Larry Gropnik character is boring -- there's no such thing as a boring Coen brothers film -- but that he seemed to have only wimpy responses to the cruel manifestations that resulted from God's decision to curse his life.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:25 AM on Saturday, March 6, 2010

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Tears of Mock Turtle

The Wrap's Daniel Frankel is reporting that Tim Burton's 3-D Alice in Wonderland took in $39.4 million yesterday, and that it will probably wind up with nearly $110 million by Sunday night, according to studio estimates.

Frankel notes that Disney officials "were reluctant to predict even a $70 million opening going into the weekend," but that's standard politics -- you always predict a number that's lower than what you think your film will really gross.

Alice is playing in 3,728 theaters, including 188 IMAX 3D showings. Alice's weekend tally will easily top Avatar's first-weekend earnings of $77 million. Well and good...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:14 AM on Saturday, March 6, 2010

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Polanski Beats Burton

And by the way, The Oregonian's Shawn Levy also thought last night's Spirit Awards show was mostly bad.

Tim Burton vs. Roman Polanski

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:09 AM on Saturday, March 6, 2010

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Belle of the Ball

A producer friend went to last night's pre-Oscar party thrown by Endeavor's Ari Emmanuel at his $10 million Brentwood home -- Matt Damon, Kate Bosworth, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, Dustin Hoffman, Josh Groban, Quentin Tarantino, etc. And he's passed along an observation about the party's most celebrated guest -- i.e., Academy-shunned Hurt Locker producer Nicolas Chartier.


"Without a doubt, Chartier was the toast of the event," the producer says. "He was there with his mom -- who was maybe the most elegant woman there -- and seemed to never not be engaged in a conversation...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:08 AM on Saturday, March 6, 2010

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Spirit Sinkholes

I wasn't especially pleased with last night's 2010 Spirit Awards show, which I watched with a couple of friends at their Horatio Street studio. One thing after another needled, bothered, put me off, pissed me off, or resulted in "tsk-tsks." It's a long list but I'll stick to the pop-throughs.

Host/emcee Eddie Izzard was a nervy provocateur, as expected, but he wasn't funny. He was hyper and jabbery in a stream-of-consciousness way, but the reaction in the room was "why is Izzard the host of this thing...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:24 AM on Saturday, March 6, 2010

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Precious Spirit Sweep

Lee Daniels' Precious, an emotionally affecting domestic horror film about suffering and sisterhood that almost no one has seen twice because no emotionally balanced person could stand a second viewing, swept the Spirits awards last night. It won Best Feature, Daniels took Best Director, Gabby Sidibe won for Best Actress, Mo'Nique won the Best Supporting Actress award, and Geoffrey Fletcher -- a nice guy -- was handed the Spirit Award for Best Screenplay.


The upside is that after Sunday night's Oscar telecast no one will have to clap for or nod approvingly or even think about Precious ever...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:27 AM on Saturday, March 6, 2010

Friday, March 5, 2010

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Costume-gasm

Every year Envelope/Gold Derby columnist Tom O'Neil guest curates an exhibit called "And the Winner Is ..." at the Hollywood Museum (1600 No. Highland, just down the street from the Kodak). It's a celebration of the remnants of several films old and new. There are costumes and items from impressionable-Eloi films like Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and Twilight: New Moon ("yes, a Taylor Lautner costume in addition ones worn by Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart," O'Neil says) as well as The Hurt Locker, The Blind Side, Inglourious Basterds, Julie & Julia, The Young Victoria, Bright Star, (500) Days of Summer and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:04 PM on Friday, March 5, 2010

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Savoring Luscious Queen

I caught a screening last night of Paramount's finely restored version of John Huston's The African Queen (1951), which will be issued on DVD and Blu-ray on 3.23. I was happy to see it, happy to see a short doc that explains how the restoration came about, and happy to meet Paramount's vp of restoration Ron Smith -- the guy who saw the project through from start to finish.


How much better looking is this new Queen than the version that gets shown on Turner Classic Movies now and then? A lot better, I'd say....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:28 PM on Friday, March 5, 2010

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Big and Small

In a NY Times piece set to appear in Sunday's (3.7) edition, A.O. Scott dismisses the David-versus-Goliath analogy that everyone has applied to the Hurt Locker vs. Avatar Best Picture showdown. "It is really, melodrama and rooting interests aside, a contest between the mega-blockbuster and the long tail," he writes.

"That last phrase, the title of a 2006 book by Chris Anderson, already has a bit of an anachronistic sound, but Mr. Anderson's idea, shorn of some of its revolutionary overstatement, is still compelling. As digital culture makes more and more stuff available and spills it faster and faster into an...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:17 AM on Friday, March 5, 2010

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The Last Eight Weeks

2010 is, like, already one-sixth gone. In less one month's time it will 25% gone. If 2010 was a day in which you woke up at 6 am and went to bed at midnight, right now it would be 10:30 am. Before you know it it'll be lunch hour. So we may as well take stock of the best and worst so far. Herewith the Hollywood Elsewhere 2010 Excellence, Exceptions & Errata Movie Awards.

The two finest commercially-released motion pictures of 2010 so far are -- no question, no disputes -- Roman Polanski's The Ghost Writer and Jacques Audiard's A Prophet. Signed, sealed,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:29 AM on Friday, March 5, 2010

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In Plain Terms

A simply stated counter view to Armond White's vitriolic rant appears in a New York Times discussion forum called "Do The Oscars Undermine Authority?" The author is Christopher Rosen, who writes about television and movies for the New York Observer, and who has a personal blog called "42 Inch Television."

"No matter how meaningless you think the Oscars are, one thing is abundantly clear: their existence promotes film like no other platform.

"There was much consternation after the Academy Awards expanded their Best Picture roster from five nominees to 10. But whether it was done so studios could make more money...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:56 AM on Friday, March 5, 2010

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"What Have I Done?"

Not only has NY Press critic Armond White written that "Oscar punditry has become a branch of journalism" -- he has gone one better. Oscarology is "no longer on a par with criticism, but has taken the place of criticism," he writes. The piece is called "Wake Up and Smell the Oscars -- They Stink!"

The idea that a knowledgable guy like White would even jest that Tom O'Neil, Sasha Stone, Scott Feinberg, Kris Tapley, David Poland and Pete Hammond (to name a few colleagues in the Oscar go-go racket) are 21st Century manifestations of Stanley Kaufman, Andrew Sarris, Dwight McDonald, Judith...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:15 AM on Friday, March 5, 2010

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Let It Go

This blue state ribbon icon used to sit on the front page of Hollywood Elsewhere. It was hatched in the wake of the 2004 election (i.e., when HE was only three months old), and then it went away Brian Walker's latest re-design. I'm not trying to put it back or anything. It's emblematic of the pre-teabagger, pre-Palin Bush administration aughts, and you can't go home again. I accept that.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:55 AM on Friday, March 5, 2010

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Never Again

I don't understand why DVD Beaver's Gary Tooze has listed his review of the 2007 Blu-ray of Steven Spielberg's Close Encounters of the Third Kind as one of his latest, since the 30th anniversary edition came out two and one-third years ago.

I read it anyway, and looking it over recalled a piece I wrote on 11.19.07 that attempted to explain why I can never watch this film again, ever. Because it drives me crazy. Because the human activity/behavior in the film is relentlessly idiotic or dumbfounding or manic or cloying (except for that African-American air-traffic controller...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:39 AM on Friday, March 5, 2010

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Kells Bells

To hear it from N.Y. Press critic Armond White, the Oscar-nominated Irish animated film The Secret of Kells conveys "the brilliance of pure inspiration" and is "one of the most beautiful works of animation ever...always aesthetically thrilling...the movie glows."

And yet Marshall Fine has written the following: "I seldom walk out on movies, [but] I ankled after a half-hour of The Secret of Kells. I'd decided to attend the screening in the first place because I happen to be a sucker for animation and wanted to see the film that aced out , Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:58 AM on Friday, March 5, 2010

Thursday, March 4, 2010

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Bleachy-Pink Ladykillers

The Studio Canal/Lionsgate Bluray of Alexander McKendrick's The Ladykillers is a strawberries-and-whipped-cream nightmare -- perhaps the most visually unappealing manipulation of a classic film ever issued. It's saturated with the brightest and bleachiest white light seen anywhere since the aliens stepped out of the mother ship at the end of Close Encounters. It's like someone turned down the color key and then poured milk and cherry sauce over the master negative. The effect is one of rosey anemia -- a sickly dilution like nothing I've ever seen from a 1950s color film.


(l.) Anchor...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:00 PM on Thursday, March 4, 2010

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Girl Can't Help It

I'll let the views in this Eli Roth/Inglourious Basterds slam piece speak for themselves, but you can tell right off the bat that Melissa Lafsky (i.e., "Horror Chick") is a zappy and flavorful writer. "The bulk of the rest of Roth's career -- and even the success of Hostel -- has rested on the unbelievably lucky move of becoming Quentin Tarantino's shoulder monkey," etc.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:04 AM on Thursday, March 4, 2010

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Brassy Openings

I still really love hearing studio-logo fanfare music -- those brassy and boastful intro chords that always accompanied the openings of mainstream flicks until...oh, roughly the mid '60s or thereabouts. These beginnings revved audiences before the film started, selling them an often fanciful notion that something momentous was about to happen -- despite the sometimes dispiriting truth of the matter.

Logo fanfare reflected the old-fashioned carnival-barker instincts of studio chiefs. This was especially true for Warner Bros. features, for which film-score composers would always throw in a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:22 AM on Thursday, March 4, 2010

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"All But Gone"

My 2.17 review of Roman Polanski's The Ghost Writer came out decently, I think, given the haste and the coffee-shop conditions that influenced the writing of it. But David Denby's appreciation in the 3.8.10 issue of the New Yorker is the most eloquent I've read anywhere. I'm posting this to remind how utterly wrong and short-sighted the Doubting Thomases have been on this film. History will judge them fairly -- i.e., without mercy.


The only weird part of Denby's review is a statement that The Ghost Writer is "the best thing Polanski has done...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:44 AM on Thursday, March 4, 2010

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Decade of Lightning

Yesterday I re-read a nearly six year-old piece I wrote on the day after Marlon Brando died (i.e., 7.2.04), and I really enjoyed some of it so I'm re-posting apropos of nothing. Well, something. I was researching yesterday's Oscar death-tribute item that touched upon a decision not to to run a special tribute to Brando during the February '05 telecast, and I happened upon it.


"We all knew death wasn't too far off for Marlon Brando, what with his age (80) and his weight issues and all, but the news of his passing...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:00 AM on Thursday, March 4, 2010

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Steal and Appearances

I'm finally paying attention to a six-day-old Art of the Steal/Carrie Rickey/Paul R. Levy alleged-conflict of-interest story that's been unfolding in Philadelphia. Gawker had it Monday, but I was otherwise engaged. A tipster e-mailed me the particulars this morning, and I wrote back saying "thanks...I really love being several days behind on a story!"

Last Friday Rickey reviewed Don Argott's Art of the Steal, a doc about the Barnes Foundation, its art collection and a controversial relocation plan. "As a movie, Steal is as finely wrought as the decorative ironworks that hang on the walls of the Barnes...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:30 AM on Thursday, March 4, 2010

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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Oscar Death Montage

Some selective replies to Movieline's "In Memoriam" Oscar Montage Pool, to wit: (a) I have a feeling they might leave out Marilyn Chambers, although you can't talk about the '70s without mentioning Behind The Green Door, and Soupy Sales, due to his never being a Hollywood guy and much more of a local New York TV phenomenon; (b) If I were editing the death montage I'd open it with Al Martino or Maurice Jarre; (c) And I'd end it with an extended clip reel of John Hughes' films; (d) the first video clip will probably be about Farrah Fawcett; (e) the first...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:08 PM on Wednesday, March 3, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:04 PM on Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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Foot Locker

This snap, of course, shows the filming of Inglourious Basterds costar Melanie Laurent as she runs from the clutches of Christoph Waltz at the end of the famous French farmhouse house. if you know this scene you know she runs across the field barefoot. (Director Quentin Tarantino included an insert shot of her dirty bare feet.) You'll notice in this shot, of course, that she's wearing Nikes. My heart sank when I spotted this. I felt almost betrayed.


Tarantino, clearly, is no Eric von Stroheim-styled realist. If I'd been the director I would have told Laurent the following:...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:40 PM on Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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Wants Money

Because he believes he's the real-life model for Jeremy Renner's Sgt. James in The Hurt Locker, and because he could use the scratch, Sergeant Jeffrey S. Sarver yesterday filed a major-bucks lawsuit against the Hurt Locker team -- director Kathryn Bigelow, writer-producer Mark Boal, Summit Entertainment and Nicolas Chartier's Voltage Pictures.

Sarver's attorney Geoffrey Fieger, who's also looking for dough, wrote in a prepared statement: "Plaintiff, Master Sgt. Jeffrey S. Sarver, is, in fact, the film's main character 'Will James' or 'Blaster One' [which...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:32 AM on Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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Makeup Phase

Vanity Fair's Evgenia Peretz has a nicely written profile of Michael Douglas, star of Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps (as well as a Toronto Film Festival fizzler called Solitary Man). The theme is about fatherhood, and how Douglas -- a lousy dad in some respects when he was younger, which apparently had an unfortunate impact on his 31 year-old son Cameron -- is determined not to screw it again with his new brood.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:10 AM on Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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London, Cannes, Paris

North American rights to Woody Allen's You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger have been acquired by Sony Pictures Classics. A fall release is planned, but this seems to indicate that the London-shot film -- which stars Antonio Banderas, Josh Brolin, Anthony Hopkins, Freida Pinto and Naomi Watts -- will premiere at the Cannes Film Festival. A little man in my chest is telling me that Allen's untitled next film, which will roll in Paris this summer with Owen Wilson, Marion Cotillard and Carla Bruni co-starring, has a certain apartness or special-tude. No reason, just a gut thing, etc.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:54 AM on Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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Lincoln 2, Spielberg 0

So now there will be two Abraham Lincoln movies -- Robert Redford's The Conspirator and Tim Burton's just-announced Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter -- before Steven Spielberg gets off his sorry sagging ass and pulls the trigger on his years-delayed, Tony Kushner-scripted Lincoln project, which once upon a time (i.e., five years ago) was seen as a golden opportunity for Liam Neeson to portray the nation's 16th president.

Burton would be teaming with Timur Bekmambetov, the Russian-born, animal-level director of Wanted -- i.e., one of the stupidest and most absurdly illogical high-octane thrillers ever made -- on an adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith's novel...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:31 AM on Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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New Jersey Drill

Even people with no lives to speak of need to see a dentist every so often. I'll bring the laptop and aircard along and see what happens.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:16 AM on Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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Musto Mash

I briefly visited last night's soiree for Village Voice columnist Michael Musto at 230 Fifth. The main idea was to celebrate Musto's 25th anniversary as a Voice columnist ("La Dolce Musto"); it was also a friends-of-Michael, Mardi-Gras-like gathering with all manner of exotic attitude and flamboyance, including a good 40 or 50 tranny-glammy cross-dressers. Joan Rivers did the opening intro; Murray Hill emcee'd. Performers included Dirty Martini, Bridgett Everett, Tommy Femia and Vodka Stinger.


Village Voice columnist Michael Musto greeting guests as stage show began.

Joan Rivers -- those cheek implants!...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:18 AM on Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Night Passes Slowly

Update: I still say an enterprising L.A. journalist needs to hang with Oscar-shunned Hurt Locker producer Nicholas Chartier on Oscar night, even though the particulars were revealed last night by Nikki Finke. Chartier and his family will be "guests of honor at a Venice viewing party that is being put together by WME Global chief Graham Taylor and Blue Valentine producer Lynnette Howell." A filmmaker friend confides that "if the Academy allows it I may give [Chartier] my tickets." Except that would kinda kill the Venice party thing.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:06 PM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:04 PM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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To Shake or Shake Not

This isn't meant as a criticism of Paul Greengrass's Green Zone (Universal, 3.12) so I need to put this carefully. Anyone familiar with Greengrass's two Bourne thrillers will hardly be surprised to hear that this fast-paced Iraq War drama, set in 2003, is visually defined by the aesthetic known as "Paul Greengrass shaky-cam."


Green Zone directort Paul Greengrass (l.), star Matt Damon during filming.

It's also referred to as crazy-cam, hyper-cam, whirly-cam, jaggedy-cam, whooshy-cam, jackhammer-cam. I loved it in the last Bourne flick, but it bothered me in the second one. (I was primarily bothered...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:13 PM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Zotzed Again

It appears that this year's Oscar telecast producers, Bill Mechanic and Adam Shankman, have a blockage regarding Sacha Baron-Cohen. On 2.18 Shankman revealed during an NPR "Fresh Air" interview that a proposal for Baron-Cohen to host the Oscars was "too much of a wild card" to gain Academy approval. And now New York/"Vulture"'s Claude Brodesser-Akner is reporting that an Avatar-spoofing skit that would have co-starred Baron Cohen and Ben Stiller has been dropped.

The reported reason is that Mechanic feared that the sketch might have pissed off James Cameron, with whom Mechanic dealt with during the making of Titanic, and who...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:48 PM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Out-Scorsese's Scorsese

I don't know if this Rube Goldberg music video for "This Too Shall Pass," a track from OK Go's "Of The Blue Colour of the Sky," was shot entirely without CG, but I'm willing to believe it was. It runs 3 minutes and 50 seconds without a cut -- exhilarating! Director James Frost could land a feature-directing gig from this. The contraptions were built/engineered by Syyn Labs.

This music video is good I didn't hear the song. Not a phrase or bridge or chorus...nothing.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:10 PM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Gloob-Gloob

An initially inaccurate Dark Horizons story about the 3.19 release date of Floria Sigismondi's The Runaways being bumped back to April 9th led to The Playlist and then this site following suit. The story was wrong -- The Runaways is opening on 1400 screens on 3.19 (according to a just-received Falco Ink press release) and then expanding on 4.9.


Apologies for not taking the time to call. The fact that I was in a heebie-jeebie state in a North Bergen cafe following my tire-change episode is no excuse. I'm ready to throw up.

I still...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:26 PM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Flat-Tire Guys

I picked up the little red wounded rental at the Brooklyn Navy Yard depot ($185 fee), arranged for a couple of AAA guys to properly change the flat tire outside the gates, made my way over the Brooklyn Bridge and up FDR Drive and through midtown, dropped off a Fed Ex package on 11th Ave. and 42nd, drove through the Lincoln Tunnel and got the tire repaired at Terry Tires of North Bergen ($15 -- special deal with Dollar).


The AAA-allied fix-it guys attending to business outside the Brooklyn Navy Yard.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:05 PM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Once Over

I re-wrote, re-shaped, trimmed and augmented the "Stiller and Greenberg" piece this morning. Yesterday afternoon's version was a little slapdashy, perhaps due to the distraction of my missing rental car.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:33 AM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Sendak Spirit

I attended an IFC Center screening last Wednesday of Spike Jonze and Lance Bangs' Tell Them Anything You Want, a documentary portrait of Where The Wild Things Are author Maurice Sendak, who's now 81. Jonze and Bangs then did a post-screening q & a with Mike Myers moderating. The doc is out today on DVD.

It's an immensely moving portrait of a intensely creative and brutally honest man -- a must-see if you enjoyed Jonze's Where The Wild Things Are feature. The package includes a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:54 AM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Down To The Wire?

Does Pete Hammond really think the Best Actress race is wide open, or at least not a slam-dunker for The Blind Side's Sandra Bullock, and that the only nominee without any kind of shot is The Last Station's Helen Mirren ? Because I don't. I don't know anyone, really, who's nursing serious doubts about a Bullock win.

I've been sensing since mid January that Bullock had the heat, which I was half-okay with because at least this meant that Meryl Streep's decidedly minor Dan Aykroyd turn in Julie & Julia wouldn't win. My most personally satisfying finale would be a win for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:06 AM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Kafka Would Smile

It took a visit to the Brooklyn Navy Yard depot last night to learn that my rental car wasn't stolen -- it was towed. $138 bills if I pick it up before 2 pm today, and $276 if I miss the deadline. I tried paying the fine last night, of course, but since the Dollar guy let me have the car last Saturday afternoon without actually signing an agreement (he knows and trusts me and has my debit card and driver's license info) I had no rental agreement to present as proof of temporary ownership, so they said "no dice."

So I...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:33 AM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Sword and Armor

"Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland may be the worst film he's made since Planet of the Apes or the second Batman film," writes critic Marshall Fine. "He and screenwriter Linda Woolverton have taken the classic story and turned it into a modern action-fantasy film - minus the humor of Carroll, or the absurdity or the heart."

"Burton isn't adapting Lewis Carroll's stories. Instead, he's appropriating Carroll's characters and premise, then telling a different story completely. It's the kind of fairy tale Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich might...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:21 AM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Nightmare Alice

I would rather sit through ten viewings of Tim Burton's reportedly painful Alice in Wonderland than a single one of Norman Z. McLeod and William Cameron Menzies' 1933 Alice in Wonderland, which comes out today on DVD via Universal Home Video. I came to this conclusion after watching three YouTube chapters yesterday. I will never expose myself to this film ever again.

It's closely based on Lewis Carroll's original works (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass), but to my ears the dialogue represents some...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:16 AM on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Monday, March 1, 2010

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They Got It

I'm on my way over to the Brooklyn Navy Yard, hoping against hope that my missing Dollar rental wasn't stolen but towed. I parked it around 2 pm alongside a snow-covered curb on Montrose Ave. It may have been parked a bit too close to a bus stop. If it hasn't been towed I'll have to call 911 and report it stolen. What do rental car companies do when this happens? Do they slap you with stiff penalties? I rented it with a debit card.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:53 PM on Monday, March 1, 2010

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Subway God


The arrival of Criterion's latest Blu-ray disc made my day. I watched about 15 minutes of it, hopping around from chapter to chapter. I thought the regular DVD was devastating -- one of the most perfect pure-film transfers I'd ever seen; the Blu-ray, believe it or not, is a refinement.

God is just not that into you. Sometimes he/she seems to intercede, which most of us interpret as a kind of celestial rooting gesture. But he/she could just as easily watch you get flattened by a chunk of concrete and or be roasted to death inside...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:01 PM on Monday, March 1, 2010

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Stiller and Greenberg

I spoke this morning with Greenberg star Ben Stiller inside a semi-quiet restaurant (i.e., not really quiet enough) adjacent to the Waldorf Astoria's main lobby. It went well, perhaps of my certainty that Stiller delivers the performance of his career in Noah Baumbach's intensely granular film about midlife stagnation and L.A. loneliness. No ambiguity in your head means calm and clarity.

Greenberg (Focus Features, 3.19 limited) is easily the most intriguing film of the new year, and more than worth a tumble. It doesn't exactly...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:59 PM on Monday, March 1, 2010

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Over The Hill

During last Saturday's panel discussion of the withered state of film criticism following a screening of Gerald Peary's For The Love of Movies, notoriously snarly critic Richard Schickel (formerly of Time) was asked if he ever reads criticism online. "Why would you do that?," he replied. "I don't actually read many reviews. I never did. But I'm not going to go around looking for Harry Knowles. I mean, look at that person! Why would anybody...pay the slightest attention to anything he said? He's a gross human being."


Critic/documentarian Richard Schickel; AICN's Harry Knowles

Besides...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:40 PM on Monday, March 1, 2010

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Oscar Reductionism

I'd love to attend Friday night's Spirit Awards presentation at L.A. Live in Los Angeles, but, as I noted on 2.17, it seems excessive to throw down $600 or $700 bills (plane fare, car rental, incidentals) to that end. Plus I never get invited to any of those pre-Oscar agent parties in the hills. Plus I just watch the show on Sundays and live-blog, which I could do from Prague or Santiago if I had to.


So I'm thinking instead about attending Movieline's Oscar-viewing soiree at 92YTribeca. Maybe. If I can be assured there...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:51 AM on Monday, March 1, 2010

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Hurt Military-Vet Pushback

Two or three recent articles in which military vets have challenged The Hurt Locker's accuracy have been counter-balanced to some extent by a 2.28 ABC News article -- co-authored by Martha Raddatz, Richard Coolidge and Joel Siegel -- that quotes two former bomb-deactivation specialists. Their view is that certain events depicted in the film are actually fairly dead-on.

Marine Tim Colomer, who de-activated "more than 150 bombs in Iraq" as a Marine explosive ordinance disposal (EOD) technician in 2006 and '07, says that The Hurt Locker "took me back to Iraq almost immediately...it was tantamount to being there." And Marine Staff...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:59 AM on Monday, March 1, 2010