Friday, April 30, 2010

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Worst People in the World

I'm sitting in a little joint on Second Avenue near 11th Street, trying to do a little work and savor the warm mid-afternoon air. But I can't. I have to pack up and leave. A group of hysterical shriekers sat down about ten or twelve minutes ago -- okay, a shrieking man and a cackling woman accompanied by two hee-hee-ers -- and all I want to do is see one of them choke to death on a piece of ham. Or...you know, be garroted by one of the waiters.

It has to be said again because this trend isn't ebbing -- it's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:25 PM on Friday, April 30, 2010

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Dazzling Is Standard

Here's a satisfying video-screen explanation of that overhead soccer-game shot that went right down into the crowd in The Secrets In Their Eyes. Satisfying but not mind-blowing because some of us, frankly, are starting to take this stuff for granted with all the expert blending of CG and live footage these days.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:25 AM on Friday, April 30, 2010

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A Matter of Who and Why

Harry Brown is "a movie about the one guy who did something," Michael Caine recently said to Movieline's Stu VanAirsdale. "The idea [in making it] was, If you don't do something, then this is what innocent people will do.'

"A reporter said to me yesterday, 'Have you ever seen this with a proper audience?' I said, 'No.' He said, 'When you kill those people, they all cheered.' And I said, 'That's exactly what I'm talking about. That's how far it's gone.' You've got to do something, because people are cheering the killing."

Well...c'mon. People have been cheering the right killings for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:06 AM on Friday, April 30, 2010

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Adapteurs

I just sent an important message to a friend who's going to the Cannes Film Festival for the first time, and I thought I'd share it with anyone else who's also going but has never been: If you don't bring an electrical adapter (i.e., adapteur) that looks almost precisely like the one shown in these photos, then you are dead in Cannes.


I'm not talking about a power converter, but an adapter. And it has to be the exact same shape because all the French power receptacles in walls and electric multi-plug strips are recessed, so it's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:36 AM on Friday, April 30, 2010

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Anatomy of a Takedown

Indiewire's Eric Kohn agrees with my view that the highlight of the Tribeca Film Festival "was Eliot Spitzer -- or, rather, Alex Gibney's wry, even-handed account of the disgraced former New York governor's rise and fall, which may or may not be called Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer." Kohn lists some of the attributes, which I've abridged:

(a) The Credibility Factor: "It's an honest, believable portrait. Despite the many strange ingredients of Spitzer's final undoing -- including the multiple enemies on Wall Street...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:23 AM on Friday, April 30, 2010

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Bone Experience

This is probably the classiest and most generally appealing one-sheet of the year so far, and it had better be that, given what it's selling. Debra Granik's Winter's Bone, which I caught at Sundance 2010, is a straight, earnest and well-honed backwoods tale...but occuring within a grim and scuzzy atmosphere. Joe Popcorn is going to take one look and say, "I work hard all week for insufficient pay at a place I don't like, and then I'm supposed to watch this when I want to be entertained?"


Aside from Jennifer Lawrence, who plays a steel-backboned 17 year-old...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:25 AM on Friday, April 30, 2010

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Kinnear's Feet to Fire

Two days ago I wrote that Gregg Kinnear's decision to play President John F. Kennedy in an allegedly right-wing-friendly History Channel miniseries called The Kennedys "means [he] isn't all that worried about liberal Hollywood establishment types frowning at this decision, and is willing to risk offending those (like documentarian Robert Greenwald and former Kennedy confidante Theodore Sorenson) who've sounded alarms about the tone and political leanings of the forthcoming epic."

Sure enough, Greenwald went public yesterday with a challenge to Kinnear and Katie Holmes (who's signed to play Jackie Kennedy) to "insist on a historically accurate and politically unbiased script." Translation:...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:04 AM on Friday, April 30, 2010

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Summit Gets Game

I wonder what persuaded CAA, River Road Entertainment, Participant Media and Imagenation Abu Dhabi to cut a deal for Summit Entertainment to distribute Doug Liman's Fair Game? Favorable financial terms, I'm sure, as well as a strong p & a commitment and a promise of marketing vigor when it opens. I for one would have had second thoughts in view of Summit's half-hearted track record with The Hurt Locker, and to a lesser extent The Ghost Writer.

The bottom-line impression (as opposed to whatever the reality may be) is that while Summit is proficient with Oscar campaigns, they haven't been that tenacious...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:33 AM on Friday, April 30, 2010

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McCarthy Joins Indiewire

Recently discharged Variety senior critic Todd McCarthy has announced he'll be authoring a new online column -- Deep Focus -- at Indiewire starting on May 12th, or the first day of the Cannes Film Festival. He was probably coaxed into this deal by Indiewire columnist and old pally Anne Thompson, and the benefits are clearly mutual -- Indiewire lands a a major brand-name critic and McCarthy gets to play it a bit differently as a pick-and-choose sharpshooter (instead of leading and coordinating a team of Variety critics) while adopting a new bloggy-blog fluidity in his prose.

"With this new...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:02 AM on Friday, April 30, 2010

Thursday, April 29, 2010

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Don't Have Damn Glasses

Old news, happened a week ago, but haven't paid attention to 3D YouTube until today.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:03 PM on Thursday, April 29, 2010

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Insider-ish Flavor?

Three days ago ScriptShadow's Carson Reeves posted a review of an "early draft" of Jez and John Butterworth's screenplay for Doug Liman's Fair Game, which will be playing in Cannes quite soon. Reeves says that the script doesn't quite do one thing or the other, which I find intriguing. This sentence caught me especially: "It reminded me, in many ways, of Michael Mann's The Insider, which is another film that demands a lot from you."


Here are the final three graphs:

"Whereas [the first] 60-70 pages [are] about the plot which led to the invasion of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:07 PM on Thursday, April 29, 2010

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Once Again

I've noted many times in this space that I understand the plight of Hollywood filmmakers who support Republican or conservative causes. I got into this when I wrote a big piece for Los Angeles magazine in early '95 called "Right Face," about how it was easier in the liberal Hollywood culture of the mid '90s to say you're gay than confess to being a rightie, which could put you on what Lionel Chetwynd called a "white list."

So I knew right away what Patrick Goldstein was on about yesterday when he quoted mystery novelist and screenwriter Andrew Klavan, a leading conservative...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:03 AM on Thursday, April 29, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:11 AM on Thursday, April 29, 2010

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Finke, Goldstein, Tilda

Last night I scored a copy of the opening episode of Bill Condon and Cynthia Mort's Tilda -- a recent draft with the words "Tilda_April" on the top left corner. The cat ran out of the bag eight days ago, of course, when Hollywood Reporter columnist Matthew Belloni ran a combination review and legal assessment piece based on a reading of a February first draft, so there's nothing to say that's strictly mine except to call it hugely entertaining and so on. I'll elaborate in a sec.


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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:47 AM on Thursday, April 29, 2010

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Great

A longstanding policy at a certain studio has been to provide certain producers and production companies with box-office tracking reports as a courtesy. No big deal, been happening for ages. This morning the following e-mail was received from studio management: "Due to the ongoing debate about the potential trading of Movie Futures, [studio name] has instituted a policy that no one without a studio e-mail address will be receiving tracking reports from this department. Thank you for your understanding." Thank you , Cantor Fitzgerald LP!


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:28 AM on Thursday, April 29, 2010

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Stay In Your Seats

Julie Bertucelli's The Tree, a drama about grief recovery and spiritual family nourishment, will be shown in Cannes following the closing ceremony on Sunday, 5.23. The Australian-based film, costarring Charlotte Gainsbourg, Martin Csokas and Aden Young, is an adaptation of Judy Pascoe's Our Father Who Art in the Tree.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:24 AM on Thursday, April 29, 2010

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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Requesting

If someone is in a position to forward relatively recent drafts of the first episodes of Tilda, the HBO series that will star Diane Keaton as a Hollywood blogger somewhat like Nikki Finke, please do so. Bill Condon and Cynthia Mort are in creative control.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:19 PM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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Condon + Fangs?

It goes without saying, I presume, that Bill Condon allegedly agreeing to direct the final Twilight movie -- i.e., Breaking Dawn -- sounds weird. Like he's slumming, I mean. We all have to keep body and soul together and I wish him the best. Maybe he can make something more out of a franchise that everyone turned on last November when New Moon was seen. It's been rumored that the latest one, Eclipse, also smells.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:07 PM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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Risking Wrath

To me, Gregg Kinnear signing to play President John F. Kennedy in an allegedly right-wing-friendly History Channel miniseries called The Kennedys means one of two things.

One, Kinnear isn't all that worried about liberal Hollywood establishment types frowning at this decision, which some are certain to do. Or two, he really needs the work and is willing to risk offending those (like Robert Greenwald and former Kennedy confidante Theodore Sorenson) who've sounded alarms about the tone and political leanings of the forthcoming epic.

Rabid conservative Joel Surnow is exec producing The Kennedys. The screenplay has been written by Steve Kronish while...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:05 PM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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Crackpots United

Part Two of Robert Welkos' article about Hollywood Blogger Wars, subtitled "Crackpot Ratings - Nikki Finke, Sharon Waxman, David Poland, Jeffrey Wells" -- went up last night. Poland is deemed the crackpot-wackiest (i.e., level 5), followed by the equally-rated Harry Knowles, Tom O'Neil and Sharon Waxman (level 4) and then myself (level 3), and then Scott Feinberg and Sasha Stone (level 2) and finally Nikki Finke (level 1).


Wait -- Finke is the least crackpotty blogger-columnist of everyone in the front lines?

Significant excerpt: "As for the Hollywood blogosphere, the sad truth is that no...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:40 PM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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What's With The Attitude?

In a USA Today piece about Robert Redford's The Conspirator, Anthony Breznican says it "follows the race to hunt down the small band of Confederate sympathizers" who helped plot to murder President Abraham Lincoln and his cabinet.


And yet Breznican decides against mentioning what I reported on 4.16 after reading James Solomon's Conspirator script, which is that (a) the plot and the chase are handled in flashbacks and (b) the basic plotline of The Conspirator involves a young attorney (James McAvoy) being reluctantly assigned to defend Mary Surratt in her conspiracy trial.

"The main arc...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:35 PM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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"Dying To See It"

Due respect paid to Award Daily's Sasha Stone, who posted this Allocine-generated clip from Woody Allen's You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger before me. It's not much, fairly standard, etc. Obviously Antonio Banderas is thinking about doing the nasty with Naomi Watts and vice versa.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:01 PM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:55 PM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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Killer Repels Me

Last night I finally saw Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me. It's not a "bad" film, but the savage beatings of Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson are certainly sickening and easy to loathe. Most of the audience was in a lousy mood to begin with because the stars arrived so late and spent so much time on the red carpet that the film started 45 minutes late, so it wasn't that much of a stretch to tip over into animosity.

On top of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:25 AM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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Gibney Discusses

This is four days late, but here are four sequential videos I shot of Alex Gibney's q & a following last Saturday's screening of his Untitled Eliot Spitzer Film. Here are part 2, part 3 and part 4. A fascinating discussion. And here's my 4.24 review again. (Tribeca Film Festival honcho Geoff Gilmore is the one standing next to Gibney.)


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:59 AM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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Herzog Waldo

This would obviously be more amusing if the Werner Herzog imitator was more Herzogian, which is to say less British-sounding. And yet the narration is just right.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 AM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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Liman Talks Game

Movieline's Stu VanAirsdale ran into Fair Game's Doug Liman last night (i.e., at an event I missed due to seeing Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me) and of course spoke to him about the film, which will show at next month's Cannes Film Festival:

STV: "It's kind of a weird climate for this film. There was Nothing But the Truth, which was kind of mishandled. Then there was Green Zone , which audiences were very cool toward. Where will Fair Game fall in this political intrigue/spy thriller spectrum?"

Liman: "I think it's in the spectrum of 'it's a really...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:36 AM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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Balls Felt Like Concrete

N.Y. Times critic A.O. Scott has delivered one of his perfect little sonnet pieces on James Foley and David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross (1992). Except he doesn't mention Foley. No one who talks about this film ever does. Because GGR is a show about one thing and one thing only -- Mamet's "hard-boiled, lyrical mysticism," as Scott puts it.

Except it's not, as Scott infers, a commentary on the "the current economic crisis [that] had its origins in the real-estate bubble and bond market...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:12 AM on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

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Get Low Schmooze

Get Low star and executive producer Robert Duvall said during today's junket that Crazy Heart director Scott Cooper recently met with Brad Pitt about directing The Hatfields and the McCoys for Warner Bros....if and when Pitt decides to clear a place in his schedule. An excellent script about the legendary family feud of the 1800s has been written by Eric Roth, Duvall said. Pitt's Plan B would produce with Pitt playing "the main guy," Duvall said. Duvall would costar, and T-Bone Burnett would do the music.


Get Low star/executive producer Robert Duvall during this afternoon's Four...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:35 PM on Tuesday, April 27, 2010

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Irish Tavern

The Cinetic/Film Buff team today hosted a few journalists for lunch at the Half King (23rd St. and 10th Avenue) to discuss various new ventures. Big Kahuna John Sloss and aggressive lieutenant Matt Dentler discussed the basics, which is basically that FilmBuff, the digital distribution label run by Cinetic Rights Management, will release Pelada, a doc about soccer that debuted last month at South by Southwest, in June. And that Collapse, which has been among the top-ten iTunes sellers, will be released on DVD on 6.15.

Cinetic/FilmBuff guys Matt Dentler, John Sloss at today's press...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:00 PM on Tuesday, April 27, 2010

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Forget Mulligan/Fincher/Tattoo

Update: Producer Scott Rudin, producer of David Fincher's forthcoming The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo pic, says the report about Carey Mulligan playing Lisbeth Salander, punk heroine of Stieg Larsson's bestselling trilogy, is "absolutely not true."

Previous posting: I've been waiting for Nikki Finke or the trades to run a confirmation of John Harlow's 4.25 Times Online report that Carey Mulligan is set to play Lisbeth Salander, punk heroine of the bestselling trilogy that began with "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo," in an alleged feature to be directed by David Fincher and produced by Scott Rudin."

Except the report hasn't...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:47 AM on Tuesday, April 27, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:42 AM on Tuesday, April 27, 2010

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Man Stumbles

"Iron Man 2 isn't as much fun as its predecessor, but by the time the smoke clears, it'll do," writes Variety's Brian Lowry. Wait -- didn't Edmond O'Brien say that to Robert Ryan at the end of The Wild Bunch? "It ain't like it used to be but...it'll do." Life tends to degrade or disappoint rather than improve. But you have to laugh about it.

"Much like The Dark Knight, this Paramount release brings an enormous stash of goodwill to the party, thanks to a well-crafted origin tale whose popularity fueled anticipation for a follow-up. Yet while the first go-round for this...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:17 AM on Tuesday, April 27, 2010

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Remains Of The Day

I hate it when I'm framing a shot on a Manhattan street and people who are walking along and about to enter into the frame stop and wait for me to snap the shot. They're being polite, of course, but in a tediously mundane and American middle-class way, which is to say a form of politeness that says "we don't get it." Know this and know it well -- people who stop and wait for you to take a shot don't get it.

If you're in the shot then you're in the shot, and if you're not then you're not in the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:16 AM on Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Monday, April 26, 2010

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New Maneuvers A'Comin'

I've just spent the last 140 minutes or so hanging at an elite gathering of new-media people at a fifth-floor loft on Warren Street, listening to The Wrap's Sharon Waxman, indie producer Ted Hope and B-Side/Slated CEO Chris Hyams talk about brilliant new ways of using social media to get the word out about shorts, sites, films, whatever. It was fast-moving and a little spritzy from time to time, but I'm glad I attended. It pushed things along in my head.


(l. to .r.) New Media discussion moderator Sharon Waxman, B-Side/Slated CEO Chris Hyams, indie producer...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:20 PM on Monday, April 26, 2010

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Blustery Chill


Corner of Church and Murray Streets (looking westward) -- Monday, 4.26, 5:15 pm.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:20 PM on Monday, April 26, 2010

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The Light That Failed

In recognition of tomorrow's (4.27) DVD release of Sidney Lumet and Tennessee Williams' The Fugitive Kind, or more precisely the Criterion Collection's rendering, an appreciation by David Thomson currently sits on the Criterion site.


Sidney Lumet, Marlon Brando on the set of The Fugitive Kind.

"Movies are not just the sum of the stories that can be told about their shooting," Thomson says toward the end. "The Fugitive Kind was unlike other films, and it was something Lumet had never tried before: a portrait of small-town meanness in which the outward action was to be fired by...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:57 PM on Monday, April 26, 2010

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Horse Farts

Someone who may be Russell Crowe is on Twitter and strongly disputing Gawker's excerpt from Nicole LaPorte's upcoming DreamWorks book, "The Men Who Would Be King: An Almost Epic Tale of Moguls, Movies, and a Company Called DreamWorks" (Houghton-Mifflin, 5.4). The possible Crowe is saying, in fact, that "mentions of me are eg's of distance from the truth [and a] waste of paper written by a lying horse's ass."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:19 AM on Monday, April 26, 2010

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Hood Precedents

New tracking shows Ridley Scott's Robin Hood, which opens in 18 days, averaging a 38 definite interest -- 43 from under-25 males, 42 over-25 males, 28 under-25 females and 38 over-25 females. It's also averaging a 7 first choice -- a figure that clearly needs to increase over the next two weeks.

I'm not looking to pour rain on anyone's parade and I'm very much looking forward to Robin Hood, but Universal needs to buckle down and get on the stick, and fast. Iron Man 2 is opening only a week before Scott's film and its average definite-interest and first-choice figures...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:21 AM on Monday, April 26, 2010

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Red Seats

Except for one incorrect observation, Anthony Kaufman's 4.26 Indiewire piece about the response to Alex Gibney's Eliot Spitzer doc, which screened at Chelsea's SVA theatre early Saturday evening, is righteously reported. The wrongo is Kaufman's statement that "the film was one of a number of titles drawing a crowd larger than its theater over the weekend in New York City." In fact, the screening was noteworthy for several seats in the rear section being unfilled.


Inside the Client-9 screening at SVA theatre -- Saturday, 4.24, 6:10 pm.

The above photo was taken by yours truly a few...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:08 AM on Monday, April 26, 2010

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DreamWorks Days

There are two interesting snippets from Michael Cieply's short N.Y. Times piece on Nicole LaPorte's upcoming history-of-DreamWorks book, "The Men Who Would Be King: An Almost Epic Tale of Moguls, Movies, and a Company Called DreamWorks" (Houghton-Mifflin, 5.4). Both involve Terry Press, the company's battle-axe marketing chief.


The first is that "it was Ms. Press who had the courage to tell Steven Spielberg -- correctly, as it turns out -- that Amistad was not destined to win Oscars." I spit my coffee out when I read this. A fact that was dead-pig obvious to anyone with...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:47 AM on Monday, April 26, 2010

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Stars Are Over But...

The three basic points in David Gritten's 4.24 Telegraph piece about the waning of movie stardom ("Have Stars Lost Their Shine?'") is that (a) yes, movie stars ain't what they used to be, (b) they're certainly getting less upfront cash and are increasingly settling for back-end deals but (c) they're still pocketing relatively hefty amounts when they agree to make big dumb-ass CG Eloi tentpole films.

Bottom line: The idea of getting humungous paychecks for films that aspire to quality and class and end-of-the-year awards is pretty much out the window.

(a) "Increasingly fewer films are dependent on big-name stars for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:16 AM on Monday, April 26, 2010

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Champ

Yesterday afternoon L.A. Times/"Company Town"'s Ben Fritz reported that "just four days after debuting on store shelves, Avatar has sold 2.7 million Blu-ray discs to consumers in the U.S. and Canada, according to 20th Century Fox -- more Blu-rays than any previous movie has sold.


"The previous record holder, The Dark Knight, has sold 2.5 million Blu-rays since its debut 16 months ago.

"Fox also sold 4 million standard definition DVDs. The combined total makes Avatar the biggest DVD launch of the year, breaking a previous mark of 4 million Blu-ray and DVDs combined set...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:01 AM on Monday, April 26, 2010

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Nice Outfit

If I had to listen to singing of this quality this for very long, I would literally get sick. Conan O'Brien and Jim Carrey performing Five For Fighting's "Superman (It's Not Easy)" at Saturday night's "Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour" -- Gibson Amphitheater, Los Angeles, 4.24.10.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:31 AM on Monday, April 26, 2010

Sunday, April 25, 2010

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Time Of Our Life


The Paris Metro never keeps people waiting for 15 minutes. Ever. Even on Sunday nights. This happens only in New York, and most frequently, in my experience, with the L line.

Taken during today's Royalton Hotel after-party for Alex Gibney's My Trip To Al-Qeada -- Sunday, 4.25, 6:40 pm.

Nizza on Ninth Avenue near 45th Street -- Sunday, 4.25, 8:55 pm.
Half of the Tirbeca Film Festival hub-bub has been occuring on West 23rd Street and Eighth Avenue, mostly at Chelsea Clearview Cinemas. That's IHOP publicist Jeff Hill eyeballing...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:50 PM on Sunday, April 25, 2010

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Talk-Through

"And then you do this Jedi serenity waiting-to-die thing....yeah, that's it...your eyes closed, waiting for it...and then...no, you won't be struck or fall...your brown tunic will fall and Obi-Wan will just, y'know, dematerialize. That way he'll transform rather than die, without actually getting tagged by a light saber. No, I just want it that way. Alec? I don't care, dammit, if it makes no sense to you. Listen, Alec...I wrote this, I'm the director."



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:24 PM on Sunday, April 25, 2010

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Don't Ask

Is there an embed code for this webcast of Al Pacino talking to Katie Couric on 60 Minutes "about his films and how he prepares for them, including his upcoming movie in which he stars as Dr. Jack Kevorkian in You Don't Know Jack"? Yes, it turns out.


Watch CBS News Videos Online


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:04 PM on Sunday, April 25, 2010

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Drugged Splendor

Selectively speaking, Ashley Horner's brilliantlove is an exceptionally hot and skillful depiction of sexual delirium. A tale about a lickin' love affair between a couple of none-too-brights that succumbs to melodramatic poisoning by way of (horrors!) money and ambition, this British-produced Tribeca Film Festival entry, which I caught the night before last, is at the very least a stylistic stand-out. And yet I'm not sure where it stands (or writhes) in the annals of erotic cinema.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:11 AM on Sunday, April 25, 2010

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Ass To Mouth

"So, Jeff...are you thinking about seeing The Human Centipede?," an IFC guy asked me a night or two ago. My response was something along the lines of "Gee, I...uhm, well, not at the moment but..." That was party-speak for "I've heard such repellent things that I tossed it out of my mind and haven't given it a second thought until ten seconds ago."

"It's time to add a new type of bad movie to the ever-growing list: The aggressively bad movie," wrote Horror Chick on 4.23. "There's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:50 AM on Sunday, April 25, 2010

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Needs A Finish

Anyone who's ever succumbed to addiction or dealt with an addict over an extended period knows what a fascinating monster denial can be. Addicts can be right on the edge of obliteration with death blowing cool air on the back of their necks and still they don't think they're in any kind of trouble. Lindsay Lohan's dad has his issues, but at least he understands this.

I've seen where addiction ends up, and it's always the same place if the victim doesn't wake up. I've said before that Lindsay's saga needs an ending -- she needs to save herself...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 AM on Sunday, April 25, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:02 AM on Sunday, April 25, 2010

Saturday, April 24, 2010

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Gibney's Spitzer Doc Surprises

It was known, of course, that Alex Gibney's Untitled Eliot Spitzer Film, which screened earlier this evening via the Tribeca Film Festival, would focus on the sudden and scandalous fall of Eliot Spitzer, the former New York Governor, due to his involvement with prostitutes. What I didn't anticipate, and what in fact surprised the hell out of me, is that the doc unfolds and holds like a masterful political suspense drama.


Untitled Eliot Spitzer Film director Alex Gibney during post-screening q & a; former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

I was expecting a smart...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:21 PM on Saturday, April 24, 2010

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"Rats Across The Tundra"

I ask again for the front page: how is the idea of Mickey Rourke playing Genghis Khan any less ridiculous than John Wayne doing the same thing 54 years ago?



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:53 PM on Saturday, April 24, 2010

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Chelsea Roam


Julie Ferrier, co-star of Pascal Chaumeil's Heartbreaker, showing at the currently-underway Tribeca Film Festival. Snap taken last night at a party for French films appearing at the fest.

Friday, 4.23, 9:40 pm.

Bar at El Quixote, located adjacent to the Chelsea Hotel on 23rd Street -- 4.23, 8:20 pm.
Fat guy on L train wearing standard hip-hop homey duds. "I want some extra-large cargo pants, y'know, witth the crotch area drooping down to my knees," etc.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:32 PM on Saturday, April 24, 2010

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Scoundrel

Disgraced wheeler-dealer Jack Abramoff has become a reformed whore, says director Alex Gibney whose documentary, Casino Jack and the United States of Money, a study of Abramoff's abuses, is being screened before its May 7th release. (Gibney's untitled Eliot Spitzer doc is also being shown this evening at a special Tribeca Film Festival screening.)


Former big-government lobbyist Jack Abramoff, the focus of Alex Gibney's Casino Jack and the United States of Money.

"He's going to get out [of jail] soon," Gibney tells N.Y. Times profiler John Anderson. "I was going to tell him that, like my movie or...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:03 PM on Saturday, April 24, 2010

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Vanished Rush

Attention must be paid to David Thomson's New Republic review of Peter Biskind's Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America for the simple fact that Thomson, author of Warren Beatty and Desert Eyes, knows the realm of this former Hollywood heavyweight better than most.

It's wrong that most of this review, called "You Used To Be In Pictures!", is hidden behind a paywall. Here are the last three graphs:

"Warren Beatty is an emblem for our last cluster of male movie stars. He is the same age as Jack Nicholson, Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman, and near enough to Al...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:56 AM on Saturday, April 24, 2010

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"Animals In Clothes"

A friend mentioned last night that one of the most intensely desired Blu-rays is Stanley Kubrick's Barry Lyndon. Intensely so for its curious absence, and intensely so for months, years and decades after it's released, I'm sure. Everyone will have to own the most precisely rendered and visually faithful digital version of one of the 20th Century's most admired near-great films.


Nick Kostopolous posted the following on The Auteurs about eight months ago: "The only reason Barry Lyndon hasn't yet made it to Warner Home Video Blu-ray is that the elements need re-mastering for the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:32 AM on Saturday, April 24, 2010

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Reason To Be Fearful

The essential task of any quality biopic is to persuade the audience that however "good" or "bad" or likable or dislikable a person may have seemed to his/her peers (or seems right now to history), the character had his/her reasons for acting as she did and being who he/she was. So if you decide to show this person acting like an insensitive, arrogant asshole -- even in a single scene -- you need to explain why with a semblance of empathy.

I'm mentioning this because I'm finally seeing...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:16 AM on Saturday, April 24, 2010

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Put It To Bed

Awards Daily's Sasha Stone has also commented on Robert Welkos'"Blogger War" piece for HollywoodNews. I wasn't as taken with the slight re-hash of the Nicolas Chartier e-mail debacle as the minor bickering that flared between Stone and L.A. Times columnist Pete Hammond over the perception of an anti-Hurt Locker bias among L.A. Times contributors. Or more particularly, over Stone's resentment of Hammond's mild dissing of Awards Daily.

"There is a lot of tension between actual journalists -- people who went to school for it, studied it and worked for newspapers and magazines until the online media began to smoke...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:58 AM on Saturday, April 24, 2010

Friday, April 23, 2010

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Thanks, Bob!

Former L.A. Times reporter and current Hollywood News.com editor Robert Welkos has posted Part Uno of a two-part piece called "Inside The Blogger Wars: Finke, Waxman, Poland and Wells among others." Kind of a lumpy-sounding title, no? But it's a decently written thing. Welkos captures a whiff of the flavor of the 24/7 intrigue and mood-swing humor and rat-a-tat-tat of this all-consuming racket. It's not an in-depth Vanity Fair article but it's all right. I shrugged, I chuckled, I can roll.

It was awfully nice of Bob to bring up the Vinessa Shaw nude-photos thing again -- owe ya one! A...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:47 PM on Friday, April 23, 2010

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Ties That Blind

Matt Zoller Seitz intros his latest video piece as "a totally fluffy essay that will contribute absolutely nothing to anyone's cinematic education. It's just a collection of loud ties with sarcastic captions, scored to Three Dog Night. Enjoy!"


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:54 AM on Friday, April 23, 2010

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Nollywood

Dialika Krahe's 4.23 Der Spiegel article, titled "Nollywood's Film Industry Second only to Bollywood in Scale," has the following subhead: "Two-thirds of its population lives on less than a dollar a day, and yet Nigeria has the world's second-largest film industry. It's called Nollywood, and it provides Africa, and beyond, with a steady stream of action flicks and love stories."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:19 AM on Friday, April 23, 2010

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Iron Man 2 Go Boom

The average definite interest number for Jon Favreau's Iron Man 2 is 71 -- 84 for under-25 males, 81 for over-25 males, 55 for under-25 females and 62 for over-25 females. That's quite high for a film opening two weeks hence (i.e., 5.7). The average first choice figure for IM2 is 32, for God's sake, while the average first choice for Furry Vengeance, which opens on 4.30, is 1 with an average definite interest of 19.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:03 AM on Friday, April 23, 2010

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Slammer Awaits

Roman Polanski pitchforkers will be heartened to learn that the likelihood of the 76 year-old director being flown back to Los Angeles for prosecution and probable jail time is now fairly high. The California 2nd District Court of Appeal has rejected the director's 3.18 petition for an inquiry into alleged prosecutorial misconduct during his 1977 trial for unlawful sex with a minor, and now the final extradition decision is in the hands of Swiss authorities.

Dominic Patten's 4.23 Wrap report notes that "based on comments from the Swiss Foreign Ministry in March that such judgments are usually made within a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:23 AM on Friday, April 23, 2010

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Final Cannes Picks

Of the final four films announced as official Cannes selections, I'm most interested in Andrei Ujica's The Autobiography of Nicolae Ceaucescu, which will be shown out of competition. Because it's emotionally satisfying to see a dogmatic murdering bastard eat lead for his sins, symbolically or otherwise.

The president of Communist Romania from 1974 until his firing-squad death in December 1989, Ceaucescu was a selfish, ruthless weasel of a dictator. The evidence is that he and his wife Elena deserved to be gunned down in...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:50 AM on Friday, April 23, 2010

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Machete

Between Hotel Rwanda, Peter Raymont's Shake Hands With The Devil: The Journey of Romeo Dallaire, Ghosts of Rwanda and those PBS Frontline documentaries about the 1994 slaughter, I feel Rwanda-ed out. But I'll still be catching Deborah Scranton's Earth Made of Glass, a Tribeca Film Festival selection, at Monday night's premiere.

Paul Kagame, the president of Rwanda will be there for the q & a as well as Jean Pierre Sagahutu, the genocide survivor featured in the film.

"From the director of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:06 AM on Friday, April 23, 2010

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Tribeca Potatoes

Two days ago seven 2010 Tribeca Film Festival selections -- The Infidel, The Trotsky, Metropia, sex & drugs & rock & roll, Climate of Change, The Birth of Big Air and Road, Movie -- became available as On Demand titles through various cable providers. Four 2009 selections were also included in the package: TiMER, My Last Five Girlfriends, The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia and The Swimsuit Issue.

Has this happened before during a Tribeca fest? Here's an assessment by The Wrap's Brent Lang.

This is a result of a new partnership between Tribeca Film and American Express....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:44 AM on Friday, April 23, 2010

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Late-Innings Save?

In a chat with Vulture before last night's Tribeca Film Festival red-carpet gala for Shrek Forever After, Eddie Murphy said something interesting: "I've lost a lot of my cool and edge...I think my cool and edge are gone." No! After doing the overpaid superstar asshole trip for the last 23 or 24 years (starting with his role in 1986's The Golden Child) which culminated with exiting the '07 Oscar ceremony after he didn't win for Best Supporting Actor in Dreamgirls, Murphy is actually copping to this possibility?


"You know, I think I'm onto some other place,"...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:04 AM on Friday, April 23, 2010

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The Game

Yesterday the Toronto Star's Peter Howell observed that (a) the "crystal balls of box-office wizards, prophets and know-it-alls have gone cloudy in the weekly game of predicting which movie will top the charts," and (b) the primary reason is that box-office expectations have in some cases been too high.

How to Train Your Dragon was initially called an under-performer, Howell writes, but is "still breathing fire" with $158 million in the till and therefore "a profitable slow-burner." Kick-Ass's $19.8 million opening was called disappointing (it certainly wasn't triumphant) but it "may yet prove to be" another steady earner, he says. Date Night's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:46 AM on Friday, April 23, 2010

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"My Life Is Ruined..."

Chris Hansen has an exemplary record of investigative inquiries (terrorist groups and Al-Qeada ops, airport security, Columbine, Oklahoma City terrorist attack, Unabomber, TWA Flight 800 disaster, Indian child slave labor, etc.), and yet his eternal, indelible identity will always be that of a mild-mannered buster of child predators, explaining the facts to perverts in kitchens and foyers as the cops gather outside, etc.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:27 AM on Friday, April 23, 2010

Thursday, April 22, 2010

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Hornet Bumped

Variety's Tatiana Siegel and Andrew Stewart are reporting that Michel Gondry's The Green Hornet is not only "going 3D" but being bumped from 12.22.10 to 1.14.11 -- "the slower Martin Luther King weekend."

"The studio bristled at the notion that bad buzz surrounding the project played a role in its decision to abandon one of choicest days on the box office calendar," they've written. "Instead, Sony said that once the decision was made to incorporate 3D during the production process, Green Hornet needed to find a frame with sufficient digital screens."

Here's what my guy says: "Sony is not merely converting...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:25 PM on Thursday, April 22, 2010

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Not Right or Fair

Why can't the people who assemble these Hitler parodies (even this one) submit their copy to spell-check before posting? An apostrophe is idiotic when pluralizing "DVD." Any twelve year-old kid can tell you that. "Helped improved awareness..."?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:16 PM on Thursday, April 22, 2010

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Fugitive Arrives

The Criterion DVD of Sidney Lumet's The Fugitive Kind arrives on 4.27. DVD Beaver's Gary Tooze says "the image looks good although not always stellar. I suspect it is as strong as the source elements will allow and probably what held it back from going Blu-ray."


Marlon Brando, Joanne Woodward in Sidney Lumet's The Fugitive Kind, coming to Criterion DVD on 4.27.

I would written something myself but a screener never arrived, despite my having received them from Criterion's NY rep over the last couple of years.

"Criterion's first disc shares the feature film with nothing...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:57 PM on Thursday, April 22, 2010

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Presumably Radiant Star

The TCM Classic Movie Film Festival begins tonight in Hollywood with a screening of a restored, mostly complete version of George Cukor's A Star Is Born. This is the 176-minute version of the Judy Garland-James Mason drama-with-music (as opposed to an actual "musical") that Ron Haver assembled in 1983, and digitally restored to a fare-thee-well. Warner Home Video will release a Blu-ray version on 6.22.10.


The original length of Cukor's film, seen at an early preview screening in Huntington Park, California on 8.8.54, was 196 minutes. A day after a second preview two scenes totalling...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:34 AM on Thursday, April 22, 2010

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Hooray for Howl

Three months after Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman's Howl screened at the 2010 Sundance Film Festival, a distribution deal has finally happened. Oscilloscope will release this absorbing semi-documentary in theaters and VOD on 9.24.10. Howl is quite an original thing -- an instructive education as to the meaning of Allen Ginsberg's legendary poem. I was really glad I saw it. Why did it take so long to cut a deal?


On 1.21 I called it "an indie, artsy, half-animated dream-cream movie that's basically an instructional primer for the uninitiated about what a wonderfully seminal...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:42 AM on Thursday, April 22, 2010

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Restore Stephen Baldwin

"In 2002, Stephen Baldwin had an experience that changed his life forever," the narrator reads. "He became a born-again Christian, giving his life to Jesus Christ. Over the next few years he became very vocal about his faith, using his spotlight to boldly preach the gospel to millions of people. However, because of his convictions [which] began to cause him the loss of several jobs and a highly publicized bankruptcy, he has been publicly ridiculed and insulted..."

This video and the website from which it came -- RestoreStephenBaldwin.org -- are completely on the level,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:19 AM on Thursday, April 22, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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Up To My Neck

Naturally I never considered seeing Shrek Forever After, tonight's opener for the Tribeca Film Festival. But the festival does start tomorrow in earnest, and will continue until May 2nd. I've already seen The Trotsky (nope), Get Low (yup), that reasonably decent Rush documentary that I despised and the admirable Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work. I realize that I'm obliged to see Clio Barnard's The Arbor and Brilliante Mendoza's Lola, only I'd rather not on some level. I really don't have a choice in the matter. I understand that.


I'm otherwise down for The Two...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:01 PM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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British Obama

Listen to this rundown on the evils of super-banks by recently-arisen British political superstar Nick Clegg. The Guardian's Oliver Burkeman recently called him the new Obama, but when was the last time Barack Obama spoke the truth about fix-is-in banking practices as bluntly and plainly as Clegg says it here? Obama should aspire to be the American Clegg.

"A week ago, most people in Britain considered Nick Clegg, the 'little-known leader' of the Liberal Democrats, to be, by all measures, a long shot to become Britain's next...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:47 PM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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The Measure of Hounds

In a chat with Movieline's Stu VanAirsdale, Oscar-winning documentarian Alex Gibney indulges in moralistic musings while comparing the wick-dipping pathology of Eliot Spitzer, whom Gibney has made a new untitled documentary about, with that of Tiger Woods. The Spitzer doc will screen under the auspices of the Tribeca Film Festival this Saturday.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:53 PM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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Abridged Blind Side Script

A mildly funny riff on The Blind Side, posted yesterday by "Rod" of The Editing Room. The tone is rather like those Mad magazine movie parodies of the late '50s, '60s and '70s.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:49 PM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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Clean Pocket Drop

"Is it just me, or is he extremely articulate when he wants to be?" I've seen Aaron Schneider's Get Low (Sony Classics, 7.30) twice now, and have felt soothed and stirred both times. In the lead role as an ornery old cus, Robert Duvall scores in a way that recalls, here and there, his Oscar-winning turn in Tender Mercies. But Bill Murray, as a low-key funeral-home operator, and Lucas Black, as his employee, are just as spot-on.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:51 AM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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Idiot's Delight

N.Y. Times critic Charles Isherwood more or less agrees with my American Idiot rave, which I posted on 3.31. His review begins as follows: "Rage and love, those consuming emotions felt with a particularly acute pang in youth, all but burn up the stage in American Idiot, the thrillingly raucous and gorgeously wrought Broadway musical adapted from the blockbuster pop-punk album by Green Day.


"Pop on Broadway, sure. But punk? Yes, indeed, and served straight up, with each sneering lyric and snarling riff in place. A stately old pile steps from the tourist-clogged Times Square might...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:29 AM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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Low Flame

I'm trying hard to be interested in the Weinstein-Ron Burkle-Miramax-Disney negotiations, but I'm just not feeling it. Okay, there's one sentence that caught my attention in Anne Thompson's 4.21 Indiewire report, to wit: "It bears repeating that the Weinsteins themselves are not buying anything. Burkle is trying to acquire the Miramax library and will own it, while The Weinstein Co. will distribute the films." Employees, in other words.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:18 AM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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"Fake It, Dad"

A cheap whiney punk (James Dean) vs. a conservative middle-class doctor (Ronald Reagan) in a 1954 live teleplay called The Dark, Dark Hours, about a couple of thugs doing a home invasion. A Desperate Hours-type deal. Dean's emotional howl is similar to the one he used that year in East of Eden. Reagan doing the intro and outro obviously interferes with the suspension of disbelief.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:53 AM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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Cannes vs. Volcano?

There's a 4.20 story on the Huffington Post claiming that "scientists fear tremors [from] the Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull volcano could trigger an even more dangerous eruption at the nearby Katla volcano, creating a worst-case scenario for the airline industry and travelers around the globe.

"A Katla eruption would be 10 times stronger and shoot higher and larger plumes of ash into the air than its smaller neighbor, which has already brought European air travel to a standstill for five days and promises severe travel delays for days more."

If Katla erupts over the next few days there's obviously a chance that Cannes Film...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:20 AM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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Auteur de Voyage

"There's always a feeling of slight excitement as your jet angles down and over the Mediterranean and gets closer and closer to the sparking blue water with the hills of Nice in the distance and the white beaches and palm trees and oceanside condos and whatnot....it's quite a vibe."


So began an e-mail I sent this morning to a friend who's attending the Cannes Film Festival -- two and a half weeks off -- for the first time. She's never been to southern France or the Cote d'Azur, never seen the Mediterranean...nothing. And was asking this and that...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:51 AM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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My Aim Is True

I was a little unsure at first about seeing Dagur Kari's The Good Heart (Magnolia, 4.30). I'm not a big fan of scruffy, armpit-scratching indie dramas about unlikely but nourishing relationships between oddballs, or in this particular case between a kind-hearted lost youth (Paul Dano) and an older, snarly, curmudgeonly barkeep (Brian Cox). I read the synopsis prior to Heart's Toronto Film Festival debut and went "later."


But I went to last night's premiere at the Sunshine Cinemas, persuaded in part by the respected reputation of the Iceland-born Kari (Noi The Albino, Dark Horse), and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:46 AM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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"I Don't Follow"

Last night's post-premiere-screening party for The Good Heart (Magnolia, 4.30) happened at the Parkside Lounge (317 East Houston near Avenue B). The crowd included Good Heart director Dagur Kari, costar Paul Dano and g.f. Zoe Kazan. Not long after 11 pm The Martinets -- the hard cranking garage-poet band fronted by Magnolia Pictures president Eamonn Bowles -- took the stage in the rear room.


Magnolia Pictures president Eamonn Bowles during last night's set at the Parkside Lounge.

This was my third Martinets encounter (the first happened five years ago at the Knitting Factory Tap Bar...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:51 AM on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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Uhhm...Sorry

Yesterday the Daily Beast's Eric Pape reported that French President Nicolas Sarkozy "hand-delivered a letter from fugitive Oscar-winning filmmaker Roman Polanski last week to President Barack Obama on the sidelines of the international anti-nuke proliferation summit in Washington, according to a small and little-noticed article embedded in the prestigious French political magazine, L'Express." I'm a Polanski forgiver, but if I were Obama I wouldn't touch this one with a 20-foot pole.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:41 PM on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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Eyes That Enslave

These captures of Julie Christie (taken from DVD Beaver's 4.19 review of the Dr. Zhivago Bluray) prove that director David Lean and cinematographer Freddie Young were madly in love with her blue eyes. What 21st Century films offer evidence of a director being similarly enthralled?





posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:42 PM on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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Voynar Wrongo

In a defense of Kick-Ass and a jab at critics who've expressed distaste at the homicidal violence practiced by Chloe Moretz's Hit Girl, MCN's Kim Voynar uses the old "what are ya squawkin' about, this is just a movie" argument, which is a bullshit ploy.

Kick-Ass "isn't real life [and] the people who 'die' in the film aren't really dead, anymore than they are when Batman or Spider-Man take a bad guy down," she says. "[And] Moretz doesn't kill anyone any more than Jodie Foster really had sex with the adult men who wanted to have sex with a child...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:50 AM on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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Dreading of Rockwell

The admiration that Steven Spielberg and George Lucas have for Norman Rockwell, that legendary painter of long-gone, dead-and-buried Americana, is being officially acknowledged with a Smithsonian exhibition called "Telling Stories: Normal Rockman from the Collections of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg," which will run for six months (7.2.10 through 1.2.11).


When I first read about this on Carrie Rickey's Philadelphia Inquirer blog I was reminded that the Rockman-esque influence is one of the biggest reasons why I despise Spielberg these days -- i.e., because his films have been offering allusion after allusion and tribute after...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:57 AM on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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"Thanks For The Warning"

This 40-day-old Robin Hood trailer is nicely done in the sense that the ad guys don't seem to be pandering to mouth-breathers. On top of which any trailer that isn't too plot-specific always gets my vote. Why am I posting this? Visual accompaniment, I suppose, to the welcome news that Ridley Scott's film (Universal, 5.14) will screen domestically on Tuesday, May 4th -- a week before it shows in Cannes on Wednesday, May 11th.

I have to say that this German-language trailer strikes as slightly cooler...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:38 AM on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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"I Am An Online Critic"

N.Y. Times critic Manohla Dargis recently spoke with WOSU's Steve Paulson, in part about the generally tiresome expectation of reciting a plot in a film review, and about the market validity and reach of her reviews (and A.O. Scott's). Paulson gently hints that the Times' long history and strong assocation with print may lead some to think of she and Scott as "dinosaurs," but Dargis sets him straight.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:04 AM on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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Fantasy Lining

There's one good thing about MGM's current lack of liquidity, which has resulted in the suspension of development on Bond 23 -- i.e., the 007 film that would have have been directed by Sam Mendes -- and has banished Guillermo del Toro and Peter Jackson's The Hobbitt into the realm of financial uncertainty.

The good thing is that it's now at least faintly possible that The Hobbitt could be scrubbed. This would obviously force Del Toro, who's been prearing to direct the two-part epic, to make something more personal and particular -- i.e., something in the realm of Pan's Labyrinth. The...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:11 AM on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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Hard Decisions

If you're filing like me (six or eight or ten posts daily) it's all you can do to keep up with the regular Cannes Film Festival screenings plus whatever odd market screening you're able to slip into. (Not to mention the occasional parties and press luncheons.) So let's say plainly what most people would rather not say, which is that most waterfront-covering journalists might be able to attend one or two Director's Fortnight screenings at best, and that's if they're seriously military.


Ellen Barkin in Cam Archer's Shit Year

Of the just-announced 2010 Director's Fortnight showings, I'll be...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:03 AM on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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Number 12 Looks Like Hendricks

There's a Christina Hendricks clone on the cover of the current Esquire, and also in a photo spread inside (or at least on esquire.com). I don't know the cause -- radical diet, plastic surgery, Photoshop -- but she's definitely not the actress I've seen in Mad Men. Her particularity has been chiselled and scrubbed down and made to seem less particular, more generic. She could be any hot-bod Maxim babe.


In a 1964 Twilight Zone episode called "Number 12 Looks Just Like You," creator Rod Serling recited the following intro: "For want of a better estimate...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:36 AM on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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Jangly

I don't remember loading this onto my iTunes collection, but it played during my drive to Connecticut last weekend, and I was suddenly reminded how transporting rhythm guitar and drum back-up can be without vocals. I would kill to find a collection of good '70s and '80s rock tracks with the singing entirely gone -- just straight-ass band chops.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:25 AM on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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Shake Weight

No excuse for posting this three days late. I meant to throw it up Sunday morning but something (I forget what) distracted and then it was gone. Watched this again today and it's definitely mildly funny.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:20 AM on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Monday, April 19, 2010

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Hello, Alynda Wheat

Could one fairly describe Alynda Wheat, the new People film critic who's replaced Leah Rozen, as a scholastically correct film monk in the tradition of Karina Longworth, say, or Stephanie Zacharek? Or perhaps some kind of spirited resuscitation of the spirit of Pauline Kael, or maybe some kind of film-dweeby Rachel Maddow type?

I don't personally know Wheat, but she doesn't appear (emphasis on that word) to be any of these things, or even a "member of the cloth" as it were. She's just a good snappy writer from Entertainment Weekly, apparently, who used to write about TV.

How...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:58 PM on Monday, April 19, 2010

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Bounding Main

No great shakes -- I was in Weehawken, New Jersey around 7:45 pm and I'd never taken the ferry to Manhattan before, so I did. It was warm enough to stand on the windy deck with just a T-shirt and spring jacket. The video needs something else, I realize. A huge howling serpent would do. Rising out of the Hudson, splashing around, tipping the ferry over, etc.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:19 PM on Monday, April 19, 2010

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Satyricon

I'm sorry for anyone who's been told they have only a few months or a couple of years to live, or who's back on crack or has attempted suicide, or both. I feel sorry for anyone who claims to enjoy watching dogs try to chew each other to death. I feel nothing but loathing for the guy who took snaps of poor Dennis Hooper as he fell to the ground. (And yes, I've read the accompanying article.) The tabs are pure ugliness, pure hallucinatory nowhere-ville. They're worse now than they've ever been.




posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:45 PM on Monday, April 19, 2010

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Hold Your Horses

A Knopf publicist called me back this morning about Michael Feeney Callan's Robert Redford biography, which I wrote about yesterday. It's a Knopf title and not Simon & Schuster, as Amazon.com claims. The earliest the Redford biography will be out, she said, will be spring 2011 but more likely summer 2011. Changes, edits, revisions, etc. With either release the book will have been in the works for a minimum of 13 years, since Callan was definitely on the case in early '98, as I explained yesterday.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:29 PM on Monday, April 19, 2010

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Shapes of Things

I pulled off the Jersey Turnpike this morning to do a little work at one of those junk-food rest stops. Average Joes obviously don't choose the grub at these roadside joints, but in a way they do by buying and wolfing down the Roy Rogers fried chicken and Nedicks hot dogs in mass quantities. You can buy a salad or a chicken wrap or a smoothie -- they have those alternatives -- but everyone's scarfing down the chemicals and the batter and the burgers.


All you have to do is sit in one of these places for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:53 PM on Monday, April 19, 2010

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Fair Is Fair

Actuals report that the predicted second-place finish by Kick-Ass didn't quite materialize. Instead of getting slightly beaten by How To Train Your Dragon by a margin of a million or less, Kick-Ass managed to eke out a $200,000 margin of victory over the animated DreamWorks release. In so doing Kick-Ass and the Lionsgate team have just barely saved face -- fine. The bottom line is that Matthew Vaughn's satiric comic-book actioner did semi-respectably, but did not whoop or kick ass by any stretch of the dictionary.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:31 PM on Monday, April 19, 2010

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Carlos Baby

What was deemed very likely earlier this month is now assured -- Olivier Assayas' five-hour-long Carlos will screen out-of-competition at next month's Cannes Film Festival. As noted before, a five-hour sit plus a press conference plus writing a review is going to nearly eat up an entire day. I'd personally love a chance to see Carlos before Cannes for the sake of time efficiency alone.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:28 AM on Monday, April 19, 2010

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Another Dental Day

Which means I have to drive to New Jersey again and buy gas and read magazines in a reception area and blow most of the day. Which means limited posting from whatever cafes or McDonalds or Starbucks that I'm able to slip into. I hate McDonalds on general principle, but they also tend to have few if any electrical wall outlets; Starbucks will always have at least one or two outlets near tables.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:35 AM on Monday, April 19, 2010

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Save The Good Stuff

The best movie trailers (i.e., the most stylistically or aesthetically admirable) emphasize impressions and intimations over specific plot reveals. The worst trailers basically offer compressed versions of the films they're selling, delivering 80% or 90% of the story line and effectively saying "okay, you've now been told pretty much what the movie will be, and what 90% of the key plot points will be. If you want to see the longer version with those final plot points included, please come back and buy a ticket on opening day."

...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:03 AM on Monday, April 19, 2010

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Employee Relations

There are certain behavioral tendencies among industry folk that one observes over the years -- tendencies that don't seem important enough to mention in an article or even an item, and yet they happen. For example: Some people who work for big-time movie stars tend to not only think like their employers, but to literally imitate their voices and manner and personalities. Bizarre but true. They strive to become, in effect, not just the movie star's sibling, but almost a kind of twin.

It's natural, of course, for people to hire assistants who seem like somewhat-lesser mirror reflections of themselves; it's obviously...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:16 AM on Monday, April 19, 2010

Sunday, April 18, 2010

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No Cannes Tree

Earlier today Awards Daily's Sasha Stone posted "some comments by a visual effects guy named 'Stan' on a Slashfilm post" that discussed Terrence Malick's Tree of Life. Interesting commentary but primarily the guy is saying that the film "will not make Cannes."

"[Malick recently] screened it to an audience of about thirty, and it's literally 97% done," he writes. "Our boss was able to see it, and called it the best film of [Malick's] since Badlands. Emmanuel Lubezki was in attendance, as were some visual fx gurus (one of whom was my boss).

"It will not make Cannes [because]...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:12 PM on Sunday, April 18, 2010

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Missing Irishmen

It's been estimated that the researching and writing of Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America consumed at least seven or eight years of Peter Biskind's life. But even this pales next to the writing of Michael Feeney Callan's Robert Redford biography, which was being worked on at least twelve years ago (according to a critic friend who was introduced to Callan as Redford's biographer prior to the May 1998 release of The Horse Whisperer), if not a year or two prior.


Callan's Wikipedia biography says that "for ten years from the middle nineties, Callan travelled...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:12 AM on Sunday, April 18, 2010

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Hang Your Head

The Kick-Ass projections haven't changed -- it's still expected to come in slightly under $20 million for the weekend -- but insult has now been added to injury with estimates now claiming that DreamWorks' How To Train Your Dragon will take first place with a clean $20 million vs. $19.8 million for Kick-Ass.

The Lionsgate release was seen as a surprise short-faller yesterday morning -- now it's been humiliated by getting whipped by a three-week-old family film. Tomorrow's actuals will tell the final tale, of course, but even if Dragon doesn't edge out Kick-Ass by a couple of hundred...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:30 AM on Sunday, April 18, 2010

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I'll Be Honest

My first reaction when I read about all the thousands of European flights grounded by the huge plume of ash from the eruption of Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull volcano was one of vague relief. I'm glad it's happening now, I mean, rather than 22 days hence when the Cannes Film Festival begins. My jet might not even leave New York under these conditions.

The eruption "was continuing as of early Sunday morning and possibly intensifying, with the ash plume rising to 30,000 feet," a N.Y. Times report...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:46 AM on Sunday, April 18, 2010

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The Great Dede Allen

The death of legendary editor Dede Allen, 86, naturally requires an acknowledgment of her innovations. Those would be (a) shock or jump cuts and (b) running sound from a forthcoming scene before actually cutting to it -- i.e.. "pre-lapping." And yet the biggest feather in Allen's cap has always been (and always will be) her cutting of the country-road massacre finale from Bonnie and Clyde. Still a knockout but truly astonishing back in the day.

I've never forgotten and never will forget that...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:20 AM on Sunday, April 18, 2010

Saturday, April 17, 2010

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Agonies of Rush

Last night I sat through -- endured -- a good portion of Scot McFadyen and Sam Dunn's Rush: Beyond The Lighted Stage, which will play the Tribeca Film Festival on 4.24. I wanted to leave right away but I stuck it out for an hour. It reminded me of a decision I made after listening to a couple of Rush tracks in the mid '70s, which was to never listen to anything by these guys again -- ever.


Rush: Beyond The Lighted Stage is a fairly dishonest film in that McFadyen and Dunn, friends of this...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:58 AM on Saturday, April 17, 2010

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Kick-Ass Stumbles...Yes!

With a certain portion of HE readers now having seen Kick-Ass, are there theories as to why it collected a mere $7.5 million yesterday (per figures supplied last night by Nikki Finke) and may not even crack $20 million by Sunday night? Even if it reaches or slightly crests that figure, it'll still be way short of the high 20s tally that some were expecting.


Obviously these numbers reflect marketing perception and not the film itself, but compare what happened yesterday to the initial groundswell of excitement that came out of the first South by Southwest...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:49 AM on Saturday, April 17, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

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'Nother Right Thing

I've only skimmed the first few pages of Spike Lee's Brooklyn Loves MJ, which was completed last February, but this Brooklyn ensemble piece feels like a return to the neighborhood personality and street attitude of Do The Right Thing.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:07 PM on Friday, April 16, 2010

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Spirit of Things

Earlier today Buzzfeed posted the best fake Teabagger signs at yesterday's Boston Common Tea Party. Lefty fake-baggers have apparently been infiltrating tea parties with their own signs.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:00 PM on Friday, April 16, 2010

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No Peter Jackson Crap

"There are no giant flowers or pink clouds in Chris Nolan's dreamworld. Chris was very adamant that the dreamworld should feel real, and even if these are different layers of one's consciousness, it all relates back to that person. So we took a hard look at every scene in this movie and made sure it had validity and weight to it, no matter what was going on." -- Leonardo DiCaprio speaking about Inception in the current Entertainment Weekly.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:39 PM on Friday, April 16, 2010

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Woodshed

"A film about regular people with no superpowers that become real-life superheroes"? This cartoon is allegedly copied from a Boston Herald original, but the art that Nikki Finke ran doesn't have a direct link or give credit to the artist. (And I couldn't find a link when I went to the Herald's site.)


Copied from Nikki Finke/Deadline item, which copied art from Boston Herald.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:39 PM on Friday, April 16, 2010

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Movie-ness Of It

I've never seen Avatar in 2-D, and I've been looking forward to seeing the Bluray version on general principle. Why 2-D? Because I want to see how it plays and feels without the 3-D boost. Avatar's four-act story is the reason it works, as I explained in this 12.18.09 post. The eye-pop was secondary. It was the myth, metaphor and fable paying off in a single symphonic voice.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:59 AM on Friday, April 16, 2010

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Like Yesterday

Harrison Ford will do a q & a following a special 30th anniversary digital screening of The Empire Strikes Back at Hollywood's Arclight on Sunday, May 30th. I remember with crystal clarity the first time I saw the only truly decent Star Wars film in the entire series -- a midnight screening on opening day at Leows' Astor Plaza.

What a moment! What an after-vibe! George Lucas was king of the world back then, and look at him today.
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:37 AM on Friday, April 16, 2010

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A Coarser Death

"Death at a Funeral is one of the funniest films I've seen this century, as surprising, consistent and laugh-out-loud hilarious as any movie in the past 10 years," writes Marshall Fine. "The original 2007 version, that is -- the one directed by Frank Oz, with a British cast.



"The new remake of Death at a Funeral, the one with Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence and a who's who of African-American actors -- well, that's another story. I mean, it's the same story, practically scene for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:14 AM on Friday, April 16, 2010

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Little Butterflies

Focus Features' decision to open Anton Corbijn's The American -- the Italy-set, George Clooney-as-a-secret-assassin drama -- on September 1st means they primarily regard it as a sophisticated high-end thriller and that's all. If they saw it as having any kind of award-season potential they would obviously open it via Telluride, Toronto and Venice, but a Labor Day opening is almost the same thing as a mid-August debut.


The American star George Clooney, director Anton Corbijn during shooting last fall

"It's just a cool-ass adult popcorn movie," Focus seems to be saying. Which is also a roundabout way...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:59 AM on Friday, April 16, 2010

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Elements In Place

The calibre of Robin Wright Penn's performance as Mary Surratt, the rooming-house operator who was wrongly executed for allegedly conspiring with John Wilkes Booth and others to assassinate Abraham Lincoln, is unknown. But last night I read a shooting draft of James Solomon's The Conspirator, the Robert Redford-directed drama about Surratt's trial, and it's obviously a sturdily-written, high-calibre thing. And there's no missing the grace and gravitas woven into Surratt's character.


Half the work has been done, I'm saying, for Penn. All she has to do is play Surratt in a straight and solid manner,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:57 AM on Friday, April 16, 2010

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And They're Off

With a first-choice tracking advantage of 20 to 15, Kick-Ass will kick Death At A Funeral to the curb this weekend. Interestingly, definite Kick-Ass interest among under-25 females is at 39 vs. 34 for Death. But otherwise Kick-Ass is mostly, as ever, an under-25 guy thing. Definite interest is now at 54 vs. 41 for over-25 males. And over-25 females have a definite interest factor of only 29. That's the Hit Girl-murdering-guys-with-knives-and-swords backlash factor, methinks.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:36 AM on Friday, April 16, 2010

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What Kind Of Minds?

The mother-breast-feeding-her-four-year-old-kid joke isn't the least bit amusing -- it's just trash-can material. The gag about Rob Schneider french-kissing his much-older wife in front of his old pallies could have been funny, but not the way they've done it here. And Kevin James' character would be in critical condition (or at the very least in intensive care) if he slammed into a tree and fell 25 or 30 feet onto a rocky hillside, etc. Repeat -- this stuff isn't funny.

The director is longtime Sandler butt-boy...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:02 AM on Friday, April 16, 2010

Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Family Name

The story about Harvey and Bob Weinstein (and their bucks-up partner Ron Burkle) looking to buy Miramax Films from Disney is essentially an emotional one. The Miramax name was Bob and Harvey's to begin with, of course -- an inspiration from their parents Miriam and Max. I'd like to see the boys win out; we all would. Just let me know when the bidding's over and it's a done deal -- or not. I've got a film to watch.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:05 PM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

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The Oscar Winner

...for 2010 Best Foreign Language Film. That I didn't get around to seeing for some reason. But which has a 78% Rotten Tomatoes rating. Which certainly adds to the Oscar rep.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:43 PM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Good Company

It's time for another plug for WordTheatre -- a theatrical enterprise that dispenses literary stimulation highs at reasonable prices. The next Manhattan performance happens at Soho House (29 9th Ave, New York, NY 10014) on Sunday, 4.18, at 5 pm. I only know that every time a Word Theatre show ends, I always feel nourished.


The headliners are Kathryn Erbe (Law and Order: Criminal Intent) performing a story by Mary Gordon; Mary Stuart Masterson (Benny and Joon, Fried Green Tomatoes) performing a story by Don Lee; and Jeremy Davidson (Army Wives, Windtalkers) performing the work of...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:21 PM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Whom The Gods Would Destroy

Alex Gibney's Untitled Eliot Spitzer Film -- a work in progress -- will be shown once at the Tribeca Film Festival, at the School of Visual Arts theatre on Saturday, 4.24, at 6 pm. "An in-depth look [with] unique access to friends and enemies of the ex-governor, this documentary explores the hidden contours of this tale of hubris, sex, and power." The theme is self-destruction.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:46 PM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:00 PM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

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A Lady of Quality

In a brief 4.14 item about that Jackie Kennedy project that Darren Aronofsky wants to direct with Rachel Weisz playing the former First Lady, I said "it doesn't seem like Aronofsky-type material." I was sharply disagreed with by a couple of HE readers. Anyway, last night I received a PDF of Noah Oppenheim's script (dated 2.12.10), and I've now finished reading it. And I'm right.


Jackie does indeed follow the former Mrs. Kennedy's experience from the day of JFK's assassination in Dallas on 11.22.63 to his burial in Arlington Cemetery four days hence. I've read...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:39 AM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Alternate Reality

"Shall I have feelings, or should I pretend to be cool?," Roger Ebert asked yesterday in his review of Matthew Vaughn's Kick-Ass. "Will I seem hopelessly square if I find [this film] morally reprehensible and will I appear to have missed the point?"


My response to Ebert, of course, is that he's not hopelessly square at all -- he's sharp and shrewd and never misses a trick -- but (and this is a big "but') by the laws of the comic-book action realm Kick-Ass isn't morally reprehensible, it's just "whoaa, dude!" But if you don't get...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:52 AM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Long May You Run

Barry Levinson's You Don't Know Jack, an HBO drama about the beliefs and travails of mercy-dispenser Jack Kevorkian, is easily Levinson's best film since Wag The Dog -- a straight-arrow, quietly powerful drama about a courageous if overly headstrong man of principle and compassion vs. the conservative let-them-suffer crowd.


You Don't Know Jack star Al Pacino, Dr. Jack Kevorkian on the Zeigfeld red carpet before last night's screening.

And as a somewhat mousey-voiced, gray-haired, bespectacled and bent-over Kevorkian, Al Pacino gives one of his best performances ever, particularly in terms of seeming to truly slip into another...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:00 AM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Rogen-San

Happy 28th birthday to the great Seth Rogen, who doesn't look a day under 37. For some reason I have an image of LexG looking like Rogen, only with less hair. Rogen has The Green Hornet (as opposed to The Green Lantern) in the can, is currently shooting the film formerly known as I'm With Cancer, and after that has a comedy about infidelity called Take This Waltz, directed and written by Sarah Polley and costarring Michelle Williams.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:30 AM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Due Respect

I'm again requesting some kind of rue d'Antibes market screening of The Expendables during the Cannes Film Festival. We're speaking of the ultimate rube social event as well as a possible cinematic revelation. In a highly boisterous, rock-n-roll, animal-house, cheap-whore, anyone-who's-anyone-has-to-be-there sense, The Expendables must be screened on the Cote d'Azur between 5.12 and 5.20.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:13 AM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Schnabel Strategy

I'm repeating for emphasis that Julian Schnabel told me at last night's You Don't Know Jack screening that he chose not to unveil Miral, his latest, in Cannes, and that the period drama will instead debut in Venice and Toronto. (But not Telluride, he added -- too much running around in a too-short time frame.)


Julian Schnabel and Miral screenwriter Rula Jebreal -- pic is based on her book of the same name. They were sitting side-by-side in row F at last night's You Don't Know Jack screening.

Miral costars The Visitor's Hiam Abass and Slumdog Millionaire's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:09 AM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Cannes With Your Coffee

The Tree of Life -- Terrence Malick's "little tiny story of a kid growing up in the 50s...juxtaposed with a little, tiny micro-story of the cosmos," in the words of costar Brad Pitt -- didn't make this morning's official announcement of entries for the 2010 Cannes Film Festival. It was suggested in a 4.11 Variety story that an absence of Malick on this morning's slate wouldn't necessarily mean Tree won't show in Cannes, only that Malick is still dithering in the editing room.


But Charles Ferguson's Inside Job -- a documentary about the causes and culprits...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:28 AM on Thursday, April 15, 2010

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Different Leagues

Big Hollywood columnist Kurt Schlicter trashed me today for saying on one hand that I'd be impressed and delighted if authors Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens could somehow arrest Pope Benedict for crimes against humanity during a planned visit to England in September, and on the other hand calling for an end to the persecution of director Roman Polanski for a 32-year-old incident involving unlawful sex with a minor.

Polanski is a major art-god guilty of one despicable act; Pope Benedict is a Catholic Church bureaucrat who officially and administratively looked the other way in the face of strong testimony and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:46 PM on Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Hood Origins

In acknowledgment of Ridley Scott's forthcoming Robin Hood (Universal, 5.14), The Guardian's Stephen Moss has written a big, fat, long-winded piece about the historical origins of the legendary forest bandit.


The suede-and-deerskin garbed Robin Hood as played by (l. to r.) Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner, Errol Flynn, Sean Connery and (the most Britishy of the lot) Richard Todd.

Except there's nothing all that clear-cut about any of it. Okay, one thing emerges, which is that the men whose history may or may not have...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:04 PM on Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Mohicans Re-Cut

HE's Moises Chiullan's 4.14 report about a slew of 75th anniversary 20th Century Fox Blu-ray releases includes a mention of an "all-new Director's Definitive Cut" of Michael Mann's The Last of the Mohicans. As Chiullan remarks, "The only reason this is relevant to the front page is that it begs the question 'will Mann ever stop re-editing?'"



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:22 PM on Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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High Places

That's great about Universal senior publicist/marketing guy Michael Moses becoming the new co-president of Universal marketing because...you know, whatever, Moses has read and liked HE for years so every well-placed corporate pally in a position to support and approve is a good thing in a loose-shoe hoo-hah sense.


Longtime Universal marketing honcho Eddie Egan will remain in charge and in his same position. He and Moses are now both co-presidents, but Moses will still report to him. Maria Pekurovskaya, whom I've never spoken to but whom presumably reads or at least glances at HE from time to...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:10 PM on Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Back When

Yesterday The Wrap/Deal Central's Jeff Sneider reported that Scarlett Johansson and Sam Rockwell have attached themselves to Lunatic at Large, a "dark and surprising mystery" that Kubrick abandoned shortly after Spartacus.


The script was sent to me a few days ago, and while I've only skimmed through it I'm wondering how much of the interest is about what's actually on the page vs. the intrigue/allure of shooting something that great Stanley K. might have made if he hadn't transferred his energies to Lolita. Which indicates he may have had problems with Lunatic, no?

Stephen R. Clarke's...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:28 AM on Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Pass It Along

I say this all the time but this time I'm really serious. If anyone can score a copy of Noah Oppenheim's Jackie Kennedy script -- the one reported to be a Darren Aronofsky-Rachel Weisz project by Entertainment Weekly's Nicole Sperling -- and pass it along, I would be most grateful and would reciprocate in kind.

The plan is for Weisz to play the former First Lady and Aronofsky to direct-produce. The script is basically about the former Mrs. Kennedy's experience from the day of JFK's assassination in Dallas on 11.22.63 to his burial in Arlington Cemetery four days hence. It would...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:43 AM on Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Dr. Death Tonight

I'll be attending tonight's Zeigfeld screening of Barry Levinson's You Don't Know Jack, the Al Pacino-as-Jack Kevorkian biopic that will debut on HBO on Saturday, 4.24. All along Kevorkian's aim has been to end suffering. If there's one thing the American Medical Association is not interested in doing, it's acting compassionately in the face of prolonged agony caused by a terminal illness.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:46 AM on Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Ronald McDonald Must Die

Until this morning I'd never seen Francois Alaux, Herve de Crecy and Ludovic Houplain's Logorama, which won the Best Animated Short Film Oscar six weeks ago. It appeared online around April 5th. It's a ironic, inventive, devastating critique of what a corporate-branded nightmare this country has become. The dry laceration effect is sublime. That Dean Martin tune is perfect.

Logorama was presented at last year's Cannes Film Festival, and also opened the 2010 Sundance Film Festival --- missed it both times! I love...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:44 AM on Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Habana Beans

I really don't like going to hot places that are always crowded and noisy, and which always make you wait for a table, and on top of these humiliations will sometimes give your table away if a name-brand actor happens to show up -- which is precisely what happened last night at Cafe Habana on Prince Street. The renowned Luiz Guzman (The Limey, Out Of Sight) waltzed in and snagged a table that I and filmmaker pals Svetlana Cvetko and David Smith had been waiting 25 minutes for.


Cafe Habana hostess Kamela Arandelovic, director-screenwriter David...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:17 AM on Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Cannes Got Game

Half of my recently-posted Cannes big-wish scenario -- screenings of Doug Liman's Fair Game plus a presentation of at least an extended reel of Chris Nolan's Inception -- will be fulfilled, sez Variety's Justin Chang. Liman's political thriller was "screened earlier this week" for Thierry Fremaux's Cannes selection committee, and is now "looking like a strong possibility" for a competition berth.


Okay, now gimme that Nolan and I'll be a pig in shit.

Chang also discloses that Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's Biutiful, a Spanish-language, Barcelona-shot drama toplining Javier Bardem, and Mike Leigh's Another Year, a "slice-of-life ensembler"...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:54 AM on Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Meine Reue

I never cared for the films of German oddball director Werner Schroeter, and even now, having just read of his death, I can think of nothing to say except sorry, due respect, and 65 is too young.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:59 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Head to Head

Is in fact this Marmaduke trailer more infuriating than the one for Furry Vengeance? HE reader Josh insists that Marmaduke is the 2010 champ thus far. It doesn't, however, have Brendan Fraser fighting a weight problem, and that, for me, is significant.

20th Century Fox is releasing Marmaduke on June 4th.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:33 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Best-Yet Hopper Tribute

There's something extremely engaging and heartening about this re-print of a Vanity Fair article, written by Brooke Hayward, of a conversation she had in '01 with ex-husband Dennis Hopper and daughter Marin about their life together from the early to late '60s. It's hard to pin down exactly why it feels so levitational but it is.


"Double Standard," 1961, silver print, Dennis Hopper collection, Los Angeles.

I found their recollection of Hopper's heroism during the 1961 Bel Air fire especially moving. Brooke tells Marin about how "your dad ran up and down Stone Canyon saving everybody." And...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:57 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Mr. Pink

L.A. Times/Envelope columnist Pete Hammond heard last weekend from the Cannes people that he was good to go with his press pass. But I was only just told today. I first became accustomed to being one of the last kids to be chosen in grade school, because my last name ends with a "W."


"Nom/Name: WELLS
Prenom/First Name: Jeffrey
Media/Publication or outlet: HOLLYWOOD-ELSEWHERE.COM

"Nous avons le plaisir de vous confirmer votre accreditation pour le 63e Festival de Cannes. Vous pourrez retirer votre badge a Cannes sur presentation de cette confirmation et d'une piece d'identite. L'entree des...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:28 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Shroud

CBS Films' The Back-up Plan (4.23), the Jennifer Lopez romcom, is partnering with the American Humane Association for pet adoptions across the nation in 12 select markets. And Participant Media and Summit Entertainment's Furry Vengeance (4.30) has announced a campaign to "bring a message of wildlife and habitat preservation to over 16,000 schools - approximately a half a million students around the country," according to a release.

The idea is to counter-balance the karma of the films themselves with socially nourishing acts. Better this, I suppose, than just doing a take-the-money-and-run.

I reported on March 7th...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:09 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Rich Man's Compassion

Wilson Morales reported yesterday about Chris Rock embarking on a rewrite of Akira Kurosawa's High and Low -- an emotional variation of Ed McBain's King's Ransom -- for Mike Nichols to eventually direct. This reminded me of Nichols' other project, an adaptation of Patricia Highsmith's Deep Water by Joe Penhall. If anyone has Penhall's script, I'd love to read it.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:50 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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The Sperm Donor

This Focus Features trailer -- a slick professional job -- sells the notion that Lisa Cholodenko's The Kids Are All Right is tart and punchy and taut like a trampoline, bouncing its material high in the air. It's an okay film, but it's more like a blanket spread out on the back lawn on a Sunday afternoon in the shade with glasses of lemonade and NPR on the radio.

I saw The Kids Are All Right in a slightly haggard and pressured state at Sundance and would...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:17 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Take It Back

Okay, I Love You, Phillip Morris will get a blink-and-you'll-miss-it theatrical release after all, despite previous appearances to the contrary. And yes, I should have taken note yesterday. There are brief portions of Phillip Morris that are almost on the level of Frank Ripploh's Taxi Zum Klo. Which may have had a little something to do with the distribution delay. Or not.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:59 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Ape Cage

The falling-guy gag is funny and it's nice to see Michael Keaton again, but otherwise Adam McKay's The Other Guys (Columbia, 8.6) is more of the same bullshit. Be very afraid of the guy who directed Step Brothers, which had no sense of restraint or finesse --just pure upchuck.

I don't care if most viewers liked McKay's Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby -- it was a coarse yeehaw comedy that farted in my face and called it a joke. I didn't even laugh...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:38 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Face-Paint

I had mixed reactions to Alexei Barrionuevo's 4.10 N.Y. Times story about James Cameron's visit to a section of Brazil's Amazon jungle populated by the Na'vi-like Arara tribe, who live along the Xingu River. Once there Cameron stated his opposition to the proposed Belo Monte dam, which "would flood hundreds of square miles of the Amazon and...devastate the indigenous communities that live along it," Barrionuevo reports.


What I mean is that it feels "right" and a tiny bit weird at the same time. What is environmentalism if you don't stand up and do something along the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:14 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Call It Hit Girl

Marshall Fine agrees that Kick-Ass's Aaron Johnson, who plays the title character, "is a wimp, a weenie, a wuss...the least interesting thing about it." And that the film "is stolen quite handily by Chloe Moretz, as the foul-mouthed, blood-spilling, wall-crawling Hit Girl.


"In her violet wig and leather jumper, armed with spears and handguns, she's a one-woman demolition derby when she confronts D'Amico's men. And when she starts talking smack, her casual use of filthy language is hilariously off-color and incongruous."

The key thing, as I said on 4.1, is that Moretz "isn't compromised by...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:02 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Fool's Gold

A typical Uday Hussein-style bathtub has gold-dipped (or in some way gold-simulated) fixtures. The tragedy is that this particular Hussein is located in a 16th floor room in the formerly classy Plaza hotel. Once a showplace for brahmin taste and tradition, the Plaza was bought in 2004 by El Ad Properties, a subsidiary of the Israeli El Ad Group, and you know the rest. A liking for gold is generally the mark of a cultural peon, or in this case the design strategy of a Middle Eastern concern looking to cater to nouveau-riche customers unencumbered by taste.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:30 AM on Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Monday, April 12, 2010

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Relief Pitcher

In the wake of an earlier scoop by The Playlist, Deadline Hollywood Daily's Michael Fleming is reporting that the bad-news Moneyball project that went south under director Steven Soderbergh is back on its feet and slated to begin filming under director Bennett Miller this July. Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill will costar as Billy Beane and Paul De Podesta, respectively, the Oakland A's guys who upgraded the team big-time via the application of "modern analytical sabermetrics system," blah, whatever. The budget will be around $47 million, Fleming reports.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:32 PM on Monday, April 12, 2010

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Wee Hour Blues

Some Came Running's Glenn Kenny was undoubtedly heartened to read that director Richard Linklater considers a certain landmark Vincente Minnelli film, released in 1958, to be nearly as important as Orson Welles' Citizen Kane. "It really resonated with me," Linklater tells the Observer's Hermione Hoby. "It's about the prodigal son come back to his home town and it's about art and sex and who you want to be -- all those important things.


Frank Sinatra, Shirley MacLaine in Vincente Minnelli's Some Came Running.

"It's a Frank Sinatra vehicle but I love it because it's about...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:55 PM on Monday, April 12, 2010

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Pop The Pope

I for one would be impressed and delighted if author and noted biologist and author Richard Dawkins and author Christopher Hitchens could manage to actually arrest Pope Benedict for crimes against humanity during a planned visit to England in September. The Pope "is not above or outside the law," Hitchens has said. "The institutionalized concealment of child rape is a crime under any law and demands not private ceremonies of repentance or church-funded payoffs, but justice and punishment."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:44 PM on Monday, April 12, 2010

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Best Musketeers

This absurdly murky, horizontally squeezed YouTube clip from Richard Lester's The Three Musketeers slurs the reputation of David Watkins' handsome, Vermeer-lighted cinematography. (Watkin also shot the 1974 sequel, The Four Musketeers.) I don't own the DVD but this cruddy clip alerted me to the aesthetic necessity of a Three Musketeers Blu-ray before long.

Stephen Herek's 1993 version with Keifer Sutherland, Charlie Sheen, Chris O'Donnell and Oliver Platt was nothing compared to Lester's. I'm not much of a fan of the 1948 Gene Kelly-Van Heflin-Walter...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:52 PM on Monday, April 12, 2010

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Fairness

Saturday's calculation of Date Night's opening-day average of $2021 didn't indicate anything a stupendous weekend figure, so the fact that Clash of the Titans managed to beat Date Night in terms of Monday actuals isn't hugely surprising. The Wrap's Daniel Frankel reports the final tally as $26.7 million for Clash vs. Date's $25.2 million. Meaning that Date did okay but failed to realize the apparent potential Friday's take of $9.3 million, which would have been more in the vicinity of $27 to $28 million. And Titans still experienced a sharp drop from its last weekend's opening.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:26 PM on Monday, April 12, 2010

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Lay It On Me

My expectations for Cannes 2010 have been raised to the point that I will be flat-out disappointed if not bummed if some kind of big-thunder presentation of Chris Nolan's Inception isn't part of the show. (If not the fully-finished thing then at least an extended reel of some kind.) I'm also insisting on an out-of-competition showing of Doug Liman's Fair Game.


A friend with ties to Cannes Control who just came back from Paris says it's been a tough process finding the right films, an indication that some disappointments have already been felt. It'll be "a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:27 AM on Monday, April 12, 2010

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Why The Fox Bail?

So what queered the talks between Conan O'Brien's reps and the Fox Network about a new late-night talk show? This is the tale that needs to be told in the wake of the wowser announcement -- which popped through about 45 minutes ago -- that O'Brien will launch his comeback talk show on TBS starting in November. The one-hour show will air weeknights at 11 pm.


"The news comes as a stunner because Mr. O'Brien was known to be in talks with the Fox network," reports the NY Times' Bill Carter, "and most predictions had him...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:49 AM on Monday, April 12, 2010

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Celluloid Catholic

I've only just now noticed a 3.25 q & a between Inception director Chris Nolan and Collider's Steve Weintraub about the formats used to shoot his 7.16 Warner Bros. release.


The stand-outs for me are Nolan stating (a) that he's not all that down with shooting for 3D because "you have to shoot on video [to do that], which I'm not a fan of...I like to shoot on film," and (b) that one of the formats used for Inception was VistaVision, the side-to-side 1.66 to 1 aspect ratio process hatched in 1954.

Of all...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:03 AM on Monday, April 12, 2010

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Only Sleeping

The death-of-MSM-film-criticism meme is what, at least five or six years old? Things have become more urgent over the last two years, one indicator being N.Y. Times media-watcher David Carr examining the trend in early April '08. But for whatever reason it didn't become fully obit-worthy to Washington Post columnist Howard Kurtz until the 3.24 cancellation of At The Movies, and particularly A.O. Scott's 3.31 take on the Big Changeover.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:13 AM on Monday, April 12, 2010

Sunday, April 11, 2010

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20 Brilliant Seconds

The rap against Joseph Mankiewicz's Cleopatra (1963) is that it's stately, slow-moving, oppressively talky, etc. But the opening credits -- black font, a series of faded wall paintings, Alex North's music -- are arresting, and then fascinating during a 20-second passage (starting a little after 2:35). North's score slips into a somber mood and then builds into slight fanfare as the final painting becomes more and more vivid in stages, and finally transitions into 70mm live action.

It's a simple elegant conveying of the fact...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:39 PM on Sunday, April 11, 2010

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Cousins

I didn't realize before watching the trailer for Robert Luketic's Killers (Lionsgate, 6.4), a romantic action comedy with Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Hiegl, that it comes from the same concept-and-attitude seed as James Mangold 's Knight and Day (20th Century Fox, 6.25), a romantic action comedy with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz.

Heigl and Diaz both play 30ish spirited blondes who squeal and freak in the presence of guns and danger and squealing tires, etc. Their lives are turned upside down big-time by Kutcher and Cruise,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:51 PM on Sunday, April 11, 2010

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Instant 3-D Downgrade

I'm on a Philly-to-Manhattan bus with limited wifi, but a trusted friend says he's tried PowerDVD 10 CyberLink TrueTheater Technology, and that it "works" in a manner of speaking. "With one click, any 2-D DVD gets transformed into 3-D...and it looks no worse than what they did with Clash of the Titans!"



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:40 PM on Sunday, April 11, 2010

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The Planes! The Planes!

In a Sunday, 4.11 article called "Scrutiny on the Bounty," Variety editor Tim Gray complains about how internet columnists got it wrong about the staff eliminations of chief film critic Todd McCarthy, senior critic Derek Elley and chief theatre critic David Rooney. But even now, more than a month later, Gray presents a not-entirely-candid account himself.


"On March 8, Variety restructured its reviews department and eliminated full-time reviewers," Gray writes. "We asked Todd McCarthy, David Rooney and Derek Elley to stay onboard, under new terms." He later states that "from day one, we asked the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:31 AM on Sunday, April 11, 2010

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Off To The Showers

With the apparent theatrical demise of I Love You, Phillip Morris, the somewhat weird, no-laugh-funny but certainly respectable Jim Carrey-Ewan MacGregor gay farce, being reported, recapping my original 1.19.09 Sundance review seems fair:


"The tone of Glenn Ficarra and John Requa's I Love You Phillip Morris is hard to describe. It's a kind of dark comedy (i.e., there are bits that are intended to draw laughter), but since it's a tale of obsessive gay loony love there's really not that much to 'laugh' at," I began.

"But there's conviction in it -- the emotions...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:48 AM on Sunday, April 11, 2010

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It Comes

If you understand and agree with the concept of life improving as you get older (as long as you live it like Clint Eastwood, that is -- amply funded, constant flexing of creative muscles, working out daily, cracking jokes and all that), leaving this mortal coil at age 70 is, I feel, a profoundly sad thing. Yesterday's departure of 70 year-old actress Dixie Carter (Designing Women, That Evening Sun, Desperate Housewives) is noted in this context. A spokesperson wouldn't say where or how, but husband Hal Holbrook's use of the term "tragedy" rather than, say, "quiet passing" suggests that she met with...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:24 AM on Sunday, April 11, 2010

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Grub Street


Looking north on Philadelphia's South Carlisle Street near Morris -- Sunday, 4.11, 8:20 am. Took Bolt Bus yesterday to visit Dylan, who's close to finishing his sophomore year at University of the Arts.

Living room at 1647 15th Street, about two miles south of Philly's tourist district.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:51 AM on Sunday, April 11, 2010

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3D Erosion Begins

How could the sharp decrease in Clash of the Titans dollars this weekend (off 68% yesterday morning) not be expected with the murky faux-3D? It's hardly the fault of Sam Worthington (who, by the way, has a massive, buffalo-sized head, as do most movie stars). Clash was off 68% yesterday morning but the overall weekend drop may be less. Date Night, the #1 film, did $9.3 million Friday on approximately 4,600 screens for an average of $2021, or $2756 if you're going by "engagements."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:56 AM on Sunday, April 11, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:38 AM on Sunday, April 11, 2010

Saturday, April 10, 2010

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"The Bird Is A Little Rubbery"

Now that I've located some decent Chrysler building machine-gun footage from Larry Cohen's Q: The Winged Serpent, it should be a small matter for some enterprising CG whiz kid to find the right clips of Russell Brand and paste them onto one of the two cops who get eaten. (You first have to get past the Michael Moriarty-Cathy Clark argument scene at the beginning.)

This trailer is brilliant, by the way. Inspired. Particularly the transition from Richard Roundtree's line ("What I wanna know is,...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:44 PM on Saturday, April 10, 2010

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The Rapture

This pic is more than a month old (snapped at Vanity Fair's post-Oscar bash) and no big deal, but I was struck by (a) Katy Perry's look of tingly delight and transportation and (b) a thought that it's awfully nice to be the recipient of such a gaze. Then again these inner-light expressions tend to happen more often within the first few months of a relationship than after a year or two or three. Perry has been with Russell Brand, a three-time winner of the Sun's shagger of the year award, since September '09, so that fits.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:19 AM on Saturday, April 10, 2010

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No Small Decision

President Barack Obama's likely nominee to replace retiring Chief Associate Justice John Paul Stevens is said to be solicitor general (and former Harvard Law School dean) Elena Kagan. The general understanding is that she's (a) quite brilliant, (b) ideologically centrist if not conservative (Salon's Glenn Greenwald wrote yesterday that "replacing Stevens with Kagan would shift the Supreme Court substantially to the right on a litany of key issues"), and (c) openly gay.

If Kagan is in fact nominated Team Obama will be viewed as having gone the cautious if not vaguely chickenshit route, considering that Kagan's conservative leanings will...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:30 AM on Saturday, April 10, 2010

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With These Words

Yesterday's posting about that Nike/Tiger Woods ad led me to an anonymously-penned piece about infidelity in the current Esquire. The opening reads as follows:

"I'll tell you why I cheat. I need to. Infidelity makes me remember things. The details that expand to fill my life (my upcoming performance reviews, the aches and pains of training, the recovery of my 401(k) ) and the ones that deaden it (my guilt, my smug self-satisfaction, my fake epiphanies about my progress in this life) -- all of that drops away when I look down at the naked spine of an unfamiliar woman, twisting...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:44 AM on Saturday, April 10, 2010

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Suddenly

"The odds greatly favor death coming with a sudden terrible shock," a friend once told me, "or from a long agonizing illness." Polish president Lech Kaczynski, his wife Maria, and several Polish political and military leaders have ducked the second scenario. Their plane hit a treetop as it attempted a landing in heavy fog this morning near Smolensk, about 225 miles southwest of Moscow, and then broke apart and exploded into flames. Awful. The mind reels.


Polish president Lech Kaczynski, Barack Obama in 2009.

Kaczynski, 61, was arriving in Smolensk "for a ceremony commemorating the murder of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:07 AM on Saturday, April 10, 2010

Friday, April 9, 2010

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Hard-Boiled Egg


Put Le Gouffre Aux Chimeres in the Babelfish French-to-English translator and it comes out the other side as The Pit of Dreams. To hepcat Americans, of course, this 1951 Billy Wilder film has always been (and always will be) Ace In The Hole. Taken in lobby of Manhattan's Film Forum -- Friday, 4.9, 9:40 pm. (HE logo art by Carl LaFong.)


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:26 PM on Friday, April 9, 2010

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Bloke in the Hood

Russell Crowe is credited as co-producer of Robin Hood (Universal, 5.14) alongside Brian Grazer and director Ridley Scott, and is nothing if not proud of the on-screen result, writes the Sydney Morning Herald's Peter Fitzsimons.


"So proud that this will be the first of his many films that he will allow his sons, Charlie and Tennyson, to watch. 'I think it would be confusing for them to see me in films, just as it is confusing for them to see people stop me on the street and ask for autographs,' Crowe says. 'But I want them...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:34 PM on Friday, April 9, 2010

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Green Meanies

The pump don't work 'cause The Vandals took the handles. On top of which they're being sued by Daily Variety for appropriating the font and style of the Daily Variety logo for a parody logo used on the cover of their tenth album, Hollywood Potato Chip, which they decided upon as "a commentary on the materialistic culture of Hollywood," a statement on the band's website says.

Anyway, the band reports that Variety attorneys are claiming "it is still on the internet and they are suing us for this. We agreed not to use this logo anymore and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:45 PM on Friday, April 9, 2010

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Ornery, Defiant, Dead

Intrigued by the news (via a Jon Favreau tweet) about Harrison Ford being cast in Favreau's Cowboys & Aliens, I flipped through 100 pages of the online version of the original graphic novel, looking for an Uncle Festus character whom Ford might play.


Ford would have played Zeke Jackson if the film had been made in the early to late '80s, but this ain't the early to late '80s. (Daniel Craig has the part.) I haven't read a recent draft of the script, but the only guy in the comic whom Ford could possibly play...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:05 PM on Friday, April 9, 2010

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Personal Imprint

In a 4.9 Politico piece, columnist Michael Calderone reviews how "legacy publications are recruiting and lavishly rewarding a new breed of journalist" who "offers an edgy style and expertise in a particular field but has never spent a day covering cops or courts or county boards -- traditionally the rungs of the ladder all reporters had to climb."

Calderone also quotes Daily Dish columnist Andrew Sullivan, to wit: "I think this is the way forward for what was once called old media. Voices matter. Trust in the old media brands is largely over. Everything has an individual character or [it]...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:49 AM on Friday, April 9, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:43 AM on Friday, April 9, 2010

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Payback Required

My dream is to see a movie in which the four Sex and the City ladies are dropped into some ghastly situation and made to suffer over a period of weeks if not months. Brought down to earth and made to taste bitter herbs. Forced to deal with whatever unfortunate circumstances can be imagined or devised. I would not only pay to see this film but would run free advertising on Hollywood Elsewhere to support it. Tell me where to sign.

I could also roll with a movie...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:32 AM on Friday, April 9, 2010

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Not A Chance

I'm sorry to say that Remember Me and a clip from that Salvador Dali biopic has led me to conclude that Robert Pattinson (a.k.a. "R-Patz") isn't a very persuasive or inventive actor. And for this reason alone today's Sun report about his being cast as Kurt Cobain in a Universal biopic called All Apologies sounds -- if true -- like a terrible idea.


I asked a Universal spokesperson if the story is true to the best of his knowledge, and he said "I don't believe so...in fact, wasn't it already denied? Check out Vulture, I...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:41 AM on Friday, April 9, 2010

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3-D on Brink of Over?

In an 4.9 interview with Variety staffers, DreamWorks animation honcho and longtime 3D advocate Jeffrey Katzenberg says that the degraded 3-D experience represented by Clash of the Titans will, if replicated to the extent that it becomes the industry standard, bring on the demise of 3D.


DreamWorks animation chief Jeffrey Katzenberg

"If we as an industry choose this 2D to 3D post-production conversion [as represented by Titans], it's the end," he declares. "As quickly as it got here, that's how fast it will go away.

"We've seen the highest end of 3D in Avatar and you...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:03 AM on Friday, April 9, 2010

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Lesson Learned

Watch this obviously weird, bordering-on-comedic Nike spot, and then go to David Matthews' audio-overlay option piece on Deadspin.com and click on option 7. I don't know the original audio source, but 7 rules.

As to Earl Woods' question about whether his son learned anything, I think there's only one answer. "Yes, dad. Publicly humiliating my wife, my partner and the mother of my children was a terrible thing. Brutalizing the feelings of someone you trust and care for is truly bad for the soul.

...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:51 AM on Friday, April 9, 2010

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Unclear Reception

Don't be fooled by Date Night's 81% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Many if not most of the positive reviews are of the "yes but" variety -- i.e., "Yes, the movie underwhelms or disappoints, but Steve Carell and Tina Fey are great."

Lou Lumenick's N.Y. Post review is deemed a positive red tomato, even though he calls the script "derivative and predictable," and says that Carell and Fey's behavior occasionally "defies all logic." Calling it "a PG-13 version of After Hours with more than a bit of The Out-of-Towners thrown in" doesn't sound like a thumbs-up to me.

There's certainly no...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:23 AM on Friday, April 9, 2010

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Druggie

The dog has the best line. The blissful alpha sentiments at the end of the spot are empty, of course. What is this spot about? McDonalds -- a safe haven for douches?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:11 AM on Friday, April 9, 2010

Thursday, April 8, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:46 PM on Thursday, April 8, 2010

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Dargis Hopper

And the Dennis Hopper tributes just keep on coming, the most recent from N.Y. Times critic Manohla Dargis. Except the opening graph says that Hopper has "acted for Quentin Tarantino." Well, sorta kinda. Hopper costarred as "Eddie Scratch Zero" in Larry Bishop's Hell Ride ('08), an apparent stab at an "ironic" wink-wink '70s biker exploitation pic a la Death Proof that Tarantino exec produced. Mainly a straight-to-DVDer following a limited theatrical debut in August '08.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:18 PM on Thursday, April 8, 2010

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Alive, He Cried

There's an almost startling intrigue -- an odd vibrancy -- to the non-concert footage of Jim Morrison in Tom DeCillo's When You're Strange . Nobody has seen this footage, which is basically of Morrison driving and walking in the Southern California desert in a kind of dramatic or "acted" context. For this alone the doc is worth seeing.

Former Doors keyboardist Ray Manzarek (and producer of the doc) tells Movieline's Stu VanAirsdale that "we've had the footage in storage, in one of those temperature-controlled storage...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:28 PM on Thursday, April 8, 2010

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Loves of a Blonde

I enjoyed and admired Angela Ismailos' Great Directors when I saw it at last year's Cannes Film Festival. A concise and well-shot personal tribute doc about Bernardo Bertolucci, Agnes Varda, Stephen Frears, Todd Haynes, David Lynch, Catherine Breillat, Richard Linklater, Ken Loach and John Sayles, it's clearly an intelligent and nourishing tutorial -- a Socratic inquiry about what matters and what doesn't when it comes to making lasting films.


I said in my initial write-up that it's "also about Ismailos' golden blonde hair -- a steady presence from start to finish."

And yet, smart and agreeably illuminating...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:30 AM on Thursday, April 8, 2010

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Bop 'Til You Drop

I'm a late convert to Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (IFC Films, 6.11), having missed it at Sundance and only just seen it a couple of days ago. I had relegated Rivers in recent years to an "uh-huh, whatever" status, partly because of her irksome red-carpet chatter and partly because of her 21st Century facial work, which suggests she may have been hurt in a terrible car crash (worse than Montgomery Clift) but was lucky enough to find a gifted plastic surgeon who was able to make her look as normal as possible.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:26 AM on Thursday, April 8, 2010

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Bake

Early last week New York weather, after a brief flirtation with spring jacket weather, was suddenly cold again. Then last weekend the warmth returned, and then yesterday it was suddenly summer in July. Ask anyone who's lived here -- New York heat waves don't fool around. So I spent some time this morning installing the two air conditioners, and properly air-trapping the window sills with duct tape and asking the construction guys downstairs to cut a short piece of lumber to use as a window jam. So that's what I was doing. And very soon I'll be leaving for the Kick-Ass junket, which...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:00 AM on Thursday, April 8, 2010

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No Can Do

With next month's Cannes Film Festival popping up in discussions, I'm reminded of the three pronunciations. Some say "Cahn" as in Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, which is how you're supposed to pronounce Caen, the medieval city two hours northwest of Paris. And some say Cannes properly, which is hard to phonetically describe except that you need to emphasize the "n" sound more than than the vowel, and that the vowel is more "an" than "anne."

And then there's the oafish American way of saying it, which is "can" as in tin can or Peter Pan. Remember Julia Roberts' flat...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:31 AM on Thursday, April 8, 2010

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As Ever

"The public have always, and in every age, been badly brought up. They are continually asking Art to be popular, to please their want of taste, to flatter their absurd vanity, to tell them what they have been told before, to show them what they ought to be tired of seeing, to amuse them when they feel heavy after eating too much, and to distract their thoughts when they are wearied of their own stupidity." -- Oscar Wilde, quoted in Ronald Bergan's 4.7 Guardian piece about the death of old-guard film criticism.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:14 AM on Thursday, April 8, 2010

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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Into The Night

There are basically two kinds of moviegoers. The first will go to Noah Baumbach's Greenberg, not like it, get up after 45 minutes in and say to the manager "I want my money back!" This same kind of person will go to Shawn Levy's Date Night, laugh and stomp and go "hee-hee-hee" and "yeahhh!"


Date Night director Shawn Levy, star Steve Carell.

The second kind will go to Date Night and experience a slightly different reaction. He/she will quickly realize he/she is stuck watching another mildly tolerable high-concept comedy with soul-numbing car chases and gun-wielding baddie-waddies,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:29 AM on Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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Beast In Me

"The Cheaters" was the title of a 1960 episode from Thriller, the hour-long, Boris Karloff-hosted series that tried to feed off the success of The Twilight Zone. It was about a pair of glasses that allows the wearer to see the ugly truth about others, and what he/she really looks like a la Dorian Gray. The story was by Robert Bloch, the original author of Psycho. The director was John Brahm. The actor in the clip is the late Harry Townes.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:10 AM on Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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Right Now

I have to catch a 10 am Date Night screening. No more filings until early afternoon, and only briefly at that with another screening at 6 pm.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:40 AM on Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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Everyone Else

I've finally seen Maren Ade's Everyone Else (Cinema Guild, 4.9), and can confirm reports about it being a very well acted, intelligently focused, moderately uncomfortable relationship film. It's about a somewhat youngish couple (Birgit Minichmayr, Lars Eidinger) going through contractions during a vacation in Sardinia. The seriously talented Ade has said she "wanted to make a film about all the details of a relationship, all the things you can't really explain to someone...a film about the secret world you have together with someone in a relationship [by] being as specific as possible."

After seeing Everyone Else at the New York Film Festival,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:50 AM on Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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Tangled Web

Entertainment Weekly Nicole Sperling is reporting that Winona Ryder's having landed the part of Kevin James' cheating spouse in Ron Howard's Cheaters (a.k.a., Your Cheating Heart/Untitled Cheating Project) indicates a career rebound.

My three reactions: (1) Ryder's part is arguably the least fleshed-out of the four leads, or at least it was in the October '09 draft of Alan Leob's script that I reviewed on 2.23; (2) the movie is essentially about the inability of James' longtime friend and business partner (played by Vince Vaughn) to man up and tell James that his wife might be up to something on...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:01 AM on Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

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Dennis Hopper: The Middle Word In Life

A new video essay from Moving Image Source's Matt Zoller Seitz.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:44 PM on Tuesday, April 6, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:33 PM on Tuesday, April 6, 2010

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Stranger Still

In recognition of Friday's limited release of When You're Strange (Abamorama), Tom DeCillo's 90-minute Doors documentary, I'm reposting my 1.15.09 review, written at the start of the Sundance Film Festival.


"The short reaction to When You're Strange is (a) it's a much more perceptive dive into the legend of the Doors than Oliver Stone's film was, (b) it's in love with Doors music (which I feel is a very good thing); (c) it has a good amount of heretofore unseen footage of Morrison and the band; but (d) it's stymied time and again by tritely-written...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:11 PM on Tuesday, April 6, 2010

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Roll With That

I want to put this carefully so as not to sound cruel or harsh. If Larry Cohen's The Winged Serpent (a.k.a., "Q" or Quetzacoatl) was to corner Russell Brand at the very top of the Chrysler building and peck him to death (and then tear strands of meat from his lifeless body and gulp them down voraciously), I would not cheer. Nor would I stand by idly if I saw this happening -- I would do what I could to save Brand. But if I couldn't save him I would not be incapacitated by grief. I'd move on with my life.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:24 PM on Tuesday, April 6, 2010

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Warming Up


An IFC friend and supporter asked me the other night why I'd never written anything about Oliver Assayas' Summer Hours, and my pitiful answer was that I never saw it. It was highly respected and I should have made the effort -- no excuse.

Judging by the slight plumpness, I'm guessing this was shot sometime around 1955 or '56.

Monday, 4.5, 7:50 pm -- 55th Street near 6th Avenue.

From a mid 1950s film that's plagued by bad performances from everyone, from the stars to supporting...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:27 PM on Tuesday, April 6, 2010

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Permanent Dumpster

Stephen J. Whitty's 4.4. piece about the Film Forum's four-week series on newspaper films (4.9 through 5.6) alerted me to the fact that Jack Webb's -30- (1959), a wise-cracking but grossly sentimental ensemble newspaper drama, hasn't been included.


This is perhaps due to curator Bruce Goldstein's inability to find a decent print, or maybe because he thought -30- just isn't good enough. I wouldn't argue with him. I saw it 20 or 25 years ago on the tube, and it's definitely a flatly-mannered, heart-tugging Webb confection through and through.

But it does serve...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:12 AM on Tuesday, April 6, 2010

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Preparing for Fair Battle

Former liberal-turned-arch-conservative screenwriter Mark Tapson (The Path to 9/11) has reviewed John and Jez Butterworth's screenplay of Fair Fame, the Doug Liman-drected political thriller costaring Sean Penn and Naomi Watts.


Naomi Watts as Valerie Plame and Sean Penn as Joseph Wilson in Doug Liman's Fair Game.

He puts it down, of course, for being too anti-Bush administration. Tapson's view isn't surprising given the right-wing enzymes in his system, and I'm certainly not excerpting his critique as something to seriously wade into. But it does offer an idea about how the right-wing media and blogosphere may come after Fair...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:57 AM on Tuesday, April 6, 2010

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Bell-Bottoms & Polyester

Late last night the Hollywood Reporter's Alex Ben Block reported that Taylor Hackford's Love Ranch, a '70s period drama about Joe and Sally Conforte's Mustang Ranch, will finally get a limited U.S. release in June through E1 Entertainment.

Joe Pesci plays the (in)famous Mr. Conforte and Helen Mirren (i.e., Hackford's wife) plays Sally. Most of us are a little scared, I think, of husband-and-wife collaborations on films (they tend to disappoint) hence the muted enthusiasm about this one.

The screenplay, however, is...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:09 AM on Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Monday, April 5, 2010

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Split Decision

Variety's Lael Lowenstein is calling Shawn Levy's Date Night (20th Century Fox, 4.9), the Steve Carell-Tina Fey comedy, "an uncommonly engaging date movie with action, edge and genuine chemistry between its leads...a home run."


Tina Fey, Steve Carell and Mark Wahlberg in Shawn Levy's Date Night (20th Century Fox, 4.9),

But The Hollywood Reporter's Frank Sheck says pic "sadly illustrates the current disparity between television and big-screen comedy...[Carell and Fey] star in two of the wittiest, most sophisticated sitcoms on the air, but...they're stuck with an endlessly silly plot line and overblown physical mayhem...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:04 PM on Monday, April 5, 2010

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Hollywood Kid

I'd post Michael Musto's second "Hollywood Kid" video report -- a new weekly feature on Movieline's site -- but the embed coding is ridiculous. No matter what proportional dimension you use it won't post as a stand-alone screen, but as a horizontal split-screen thing. And I know what I'm doing with embed codes so don't tell me. Here's to Movieline's tech team!


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:08 PM on Monday, April 5, 2010

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Anti-Cary Grant

What possesses a rich guy in his mid 40s to go around looking like Ol' Man River all the time? Scraggly-ass grunge beard with gray skid-row hairs, which always add a good five or ten years. A dopey-looking gray-knit homie cap, stupid gold-rimmed K-Mart shades, dorky neck chain, etc. Like some would-be poet loser from Tenafly, New Jersey, on a break from his job as a radio taxi dispatcher. The idea is to not look like anyone or anything -- I get that -- but to make such horrendous choices! Wait -- is he wearing sandals?



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:28 AM on Monday, April 5, 2010

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Kicking Funeral Butt

Whereas tracking scores for Kick-Ass and Death at a Funeral were neck-and-neck last week, Kick-Ass pulled ahead in today's (4.5) report. Definite Kick-Ass interest is now 50 for under-25 males vs. 43 for the same demo's view of Death at a Funeral. Over-25 males are 38 for Kick-Ass, 32 for Death. Definite interest in Kick-Ass for under-25 females is at 34 vs. 31 for Death, and over-25 females are at 24 for Death vs. 34 for Kick-Ass. The first choice numbers are flow for both -- 8 for Kick-Ass, 5 for Death -- but there's a clear trend here.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:44 AM on Monday, April 5, 2010

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Cursed By Mullets

Terrible hair is rare in feature films, but it happens. Mostly, it must be said, in films from Australia, where mullets have persisted despite every civilized culture dropping them 20 to 25 years ago. Mullets make me see red, in part because red-haired guys often wear them. I only know that if some mullet guy appears....bang, I want him dead. No, that's raw. If a mullet guy dies I won't be heartbroken -- how about that?

I'm not saying mullets are the downfall of Nash Edgerton and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:47 AM on Monday, April 5, 2010

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Nearing Profit

I'm told that Breaking Upwards, the $15 thousand Manhattan relationship flick that I saw and wrote about last week, earned $15,250 last weekend at the IFC Film Center. That was "the highest per-theatre average of any speciality film." In the country or in the New York area?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:11 AM on Monday, April 5, 2010

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No Respect

So rather than give Elaine May's Ishtar -- a $55 million debacle, okay, but one of the best "no laugh funny" films ever made -- a decent DVD release, the Sony guys have handed it over to Hulu? "We want nothing to do with it," they seem to be saying. "Nobody saw it in '87, even fewer people want to see it now, this is all we can do, we're washing our hands...that's it!"


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:39 AM on Monday, April 5, 2010

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Thin End of Wedge

Will you look at this odious operator? I'm sorry, that came out wrong. What I meant was, will you look at the face of Jordan Yospe, a wheeler-dealing Manatt-Phelps attorney who brings home the bacon for his partners and his family by aggressively scheming to put products into movies "before the movie is cast or the script is fully shaped," according to a 4.4. N.Y. Times story by Stephanie Clifford. Product placement is nothing new, she notes, but Yospe is hustling in a more aggressive and inside-ish way, inserting products into scripts at seminal stages.


Manat Phelps product-placement...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:51 AM on Monday, April 5, 2010

Sunday, April 4, 2010

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Amusing Side Dish

A 4.5 Sydney Morning Herald story has re-reported that Steven Soderbergh has shot and assembled The Last Time I Saw Michael Gregg, "an entertaining comedy -- laugh-out-loud funny at times -- about a theatre company staging Chekhov's Three Sisters." He did it as a side project while directing the Sydney Theatre Company play Tot Mom. The first report was posted on 1.6.10.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:24 PM on Sunday, April 4, 2010

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Take Down The Clones

That Red Letter Media guy with the growly, lazy-tongue, consonant-swallowing voice who posted that Phantom Menace-destroying video critique on 12.10.09 has posted a new one -- this time eviscerating Attack of the Clones. You're not a man if you don't hate George Lucas.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:00 PM on Sunday, April 4, 2010

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Ethan + Neo + Sigmund + Ian

Chris Nolan's Inception (Warner Bros., 7.16) "may be Hollywood's first existential heist movie," reports L.A. Times profiler Geoff Boucher in a 4.4 set-visit piece. "And though that may not sound like typical fare for the air-conditioning months, Warners and Legendary Pictures are banking on the movie catching on as a brainy Mission: Impossible by way of The Matrix.

"The globe-trotting movie may have had its subconscious baggage packed by Sigmund Freud, in other words, but it also carries a passport stamped by Ian Fleming. DiCaprio...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:37 PM on Sunday, April 4, 2010

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Flipping Point

"Not since Clark Kent changed in a phone booth has there been an instant image makeover to match Barack Obama's in the aftermath of his health care victory," writes N.Y. Times columnist Frank Rich. "'He went from Jimmy Carter to F.D.R. in just a fortnight,' said one of the Game Change authors, Mark Halperin, on MSNBC. 'Look at the steam in the man's stride!' exclaimed Chris Matthews. 'Is it just me, or does Barack Obama seem different since health care passed?' wrote Peter Beinart in The Daily Beast, which, like The Financial Times, ran an illustration portraying the gangly...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:07 PM on Sunday, April 4, 2010

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Hang Onto This


I'm not saying George Orwell didn't know whereof he spoke. I'm saying I'm still working on the equation as it applies to 21st Century America. I suppose that the 1950s Ozzie and Harriet mostly-white America that the Tea Baggers (and certain conservatives) want to somehow resuscitate is a sentimental notion. Pic snapped in a kitchen last night at a party thrown for Beautiful Darling: The Life and Times of Candy Darling, Andy Warhol Superstar.

Friday, 4.2, 8:15 pm.

Breaking Upwards costars Julie White, Andrea Martin, and co-writer/costar Zoe Lister-Jones -- a shot...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:46 PM on Sunday, April 4, 2010

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Primary Colors a la Edwards?

Is West Wing creator Aaron Sorkin looking to turn the John Edwards sex scandal into a movie?," Daily News columnists George Rush and Joanna Molloy have written. "We hear Sorkin is among those talking with William Morris Endeavor uberagent Ari Emanuel about optioning The Politician, the best-selling memoir by former Edwards aide Andrew Young. Reps for Sorkin and Emanuel didn't get back to us. Young says: 'I've heard a lot of strong names. I'd be honored if Aaron Sorkin is one of them.'"


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:25 PM on Sunday, April 4, 2010

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Sweat Slap

What was shocking or envelope-pushing three or four decades ago isn't any more, or so we tend to think. But imagine this scene in a 2010 remake of Ken Russell's Women in Love with, let's say, George Clooney and Matt Damon. Or with Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio. Difficult, isn't it?

The scene is fascinating, I feel, for the way it skirts the edge of homoeroticism without ever quite going there, but in today's climate would it even be shot? Would a producer, I mean,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:36 AM on Sunday, April 4, 2010

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Red Robe

I was joshing the other day about the blue-eyed Jeffrey Hunter resembling Yeshua of Nazareth in Nicholas Ray's King of Kings. My point was that as theatrically phony and prettied-up as Hunter was, he fit the conventional white-bread Episcopalian image of the man. So he passed muster in a way that Leonardo DiCaprio-as-J. Edgar Hoover emphatically doesn't.

The most temperamentally genuine J.C., I suspect, was portrayed by Enrique Irazoqui in Pier Paolo Pasolini's The Gospel According to St. Matthew. My all-time fave will...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:41 AM on Sunday, April 4, 2010

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"Cheap Erotic Minds!"

Why did BBC guy Stephen Robb post a 50th anniversary piece on Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho ("How Psycho Changed Cinema") on 4.1.10 when the film opened during the summer of 1960 -- in Manhattan on 6.16, in England on 8.4, and in Los Angeles on 8.10? Not a huge deal but why not at least wait until June?


It's probably impossible for 21st Century horror fans to understand what an astonishing jolt Psycho was to the complacent and certainly constipated middle-class American movie culture of 1960. Back then a shot of a toilet had...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:51 AM on Sunday, April 4, 2010

Saturday, April 3, 2010

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Passion of J. Edgar

Okay, I've flipped through most of Lance Black's J. Edgar Hoover script -- i.e., the one that Clint Eastwood reportedly intends to direct with Leonardo DiCaprio as the FBI kingpin -- and I haven't come upon a scene calling for DiCaprio to wear lace stockings and pumps and a cocktail dress. So we're safe on that score.

But the scenes between Hoover and FBI ally/colleague/friendo Clyde Tolson (whose last name Black spells as "Toulson") are fairly pronounced in terms of sexual intrigue and emotional ties between the two. Theirs is absolutely and without any qualification a gay relationship, Tolson being...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:32 PM on Saturday, April 3, 2010

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Intrigue vs. Zero

The intriguing shot, of course, is the black-and-white one of Jean Seberg. It just happened to be lying around and could have been something else, but it completely kicks the butt of the Scarlet Johansson/Iron Man 2 image, which popped up yesterday. Forget it -- dont even discuss them in the same breath.



A reclining woman who's indifferent to attention has a certain j'ne sais quoi that an aerobic kick-ass superbabe doesn't seem to have the first clue about. Grains of sand are generally more interesting than spandex or tight rubber (or...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:09 PM on Saturday, April 3, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:47 PM on Saturday, April 3, 2010

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Nicely (If Cynically) Said

Halfway down page 281 in Nick Tosches' Dino: Living High in the Dirty Business of Dreams, the basic philosophy of Dean Martin in 1956, just before his breakup with Jerry Lewis, is summarized as follows:


"Jerry had his Beverly Hills psychiatrist, Dr. Henry Luster. Dean had himself, il dottore dell'io. Airs, waters and places had conspired against him. There could be no happiness but in waving away the world; none but in being apart, unthinking, unfeeling.

"He had heard of Dante and the Commedia, of the hundred cantos that rose toward a paradise of light, love and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:39 PM on Saturday, April 3, 2010

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Good Pally

This is eight or nine days old but starting at 4:10 Jonah Hill plugged Greenberg fairly relentlessly during a Craig Ferguson visit. "Awesome movie, nothing to do with it, don't work for it," etc,


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:27 PM on Saturday, April 3, 2010

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Platinum Blonde

Candy Darling, who began life on the other side of the gender fence as James Slattery of Forest Hills, Queens (and later of Massapequa Park, Long Island), was genuinely charismatic, hugely likable and intriguing as hell -- and as much of a tragic figure of the downtown Warhol realm as Edie Sedgwick, if not more so.

She too was a Warhol play-toy craving serious stardom, urgently self-created, consumed by lacquered Photoplay fantasy, hanging by an emotional thread, living for the sporadic glamour of scenes and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:31 AM on Saturday, April 3, 2010

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Big Greenberg Divide

I don't know where the below photo below was taken (the guy who sent it to me didn't say, and he hasn't answered my follow-up e-mails) but I'm really, really hoping it wasn't taken at the Angelika in lower Manhattan. If it was this would imply that supposedly ahead-of-the-curve New Yorkers can be just as stubbornly conservative in their tastes as hinterland types. Please tell me it was taken in Orlando or Natchez or Des Moines.


I knew when I first saw Greenberg that it obviously wasn't Night at the Museum, but I figured that the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:04 AM on Saturday, April 3, 2010

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Saturday Numbers

Clash of the Titans earned $29 million yesterday, and is expected to end up with $62 million by Sunday night. Think of those hundreds of thousands of Eloi lemmings in their shiny brown pelts, staring at those murky sub-standard 3D images and most of them muttering to themsleves "jeez, this isn't all that great...if I'd only known!....but then I couldn't or wouldn't know because I refuse to read reviews...burned again!"

The usual bozos who go to Tyler Perry films spent $12,390,000 yesterday to see Why Did I Get Married Too?, and will eventually contribute a projected $30 million by the weekend's finish. No...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:32 AM on Saturday, April 3, 2010

Friday, April 2, 2010

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Sardonic Urbanity

The death of John Forsythe at age 92 will inevitably result in obits that start with the words "best known for roles on TV's Dynasty and as the voice of Charlie's Angels boss Charles Townsend" -- the blandest credits and the biggest paychecks. Film lovers will of course default to his lead roles in Alfred Hitchcock's The Trouble With Harry and Topaz, and especially his performance as FBI man Alvin Dewey in Richard Brooks' In Cold Blood.

But my first thought when I heard the news...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:02 PM on Friday, April 2, 2010

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Verbatim

Tell me the following press release doesn't sound fascinating. It arrived at 12:06 pm and (partially) reads as follows: "Director Paul Verhoeven (Basic Instinct, Starship Troopers, RoboCop, Black Book) will host a special 'Movie Night' about Jesus Christ at [Manhattan's] IFC Center on Thursday, April 8 at 7:30 pm.


"Verhoeven will screen Monty Python's Life of Brian, followed by a discussion of the film, Verhoeven's own work, and his new book "Jesus of Nazareth" (Seven Stories Press). A book signing will take place after the discussion.

"Verhoeven is also the first non-theologian admitted...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:48 AM on Friday, April 2, 2010

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Lawman

Remember the old resemblance aesthetic that used to carry weight in Hollywood circles? The one that said actors cast as famous historical figures had to sorta kinda resemble the Real McCoy? Which is why Henry Fonda and Raymond Massey were chosen to play Abraham Lincoln, respectively, in Young Mr. Lincoln and Abe Lincoln in Illinois? And Charlton Heston was cast as Gen. Andrew Jackson in The Bucaneer? And blue-eyed Jeffrey Hunter was cast as Jesus Christ in King of Kings? You know...actors you could physically half-buy in these roles?


Comparison pic totally stolen from Awards Daily

That system...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:40 AM on Friday, April 2, 2010

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Kick-Ass vs. Death

You'd think from all the vigorous marketing and online buzz that Kick-Ass will rule the box-office on the weekend of 4.16, when it opens against Death At A Funeral. Except the across-the-board awareness of Death is slightly or solidly higher than Kick-Ass's, which, as a seasoned number-cruncher notes, "is surprising among 17-to-34 year olds."

And there are higher Kick-Ass negatives at this stage with "definitely not interested" among under- and over-25 women at 15 and 13 vs. 10 and 8 for Death at a Funeral.

The bottom line is that Kick-Ass seems to be doing well only among under-25 males....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:39 AM on Friday, April 2, 2010

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Surprisingly Pleased

Daryl Wein and Zoe Lister-Jones' Breaking Upwards (IFC Films, 4.2) is -- no exaggeration -- the best shot, best written, best acted and best-edited New York relationship drama made for $15,000 that I've ever seen. If it had cost $50,000 or even $100,000 I'd still be in the wheelhouse. I expected something a little rough or meandering, but it's an unusually bright, engaging and robust little film for what it is.


At last night's Breaking Upwards after-party (l to r.): Julie White, Pablo Schreiber, Andrea Martin, co-writer/director/costar Daryl Wein, co-writer/costar Zoe Lister-Jones, Francis Benhamou, director of photography Alex Bergman....
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:15 AM on Friday, April 2, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

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Geek Apocalypse

So I loved Chloe Moretz in Kick-Ass and the audacity of having an 11 year-old midget-sized girl murder dozens of bad guys with pistols and knives and swords, and I was also able to half-enjoy, at times, the suspended idiocy and self-referential absurdity that director Matthew Vaughn uses to explain away all the stuff that wouldn't otherwise work and in fact would choke a horse.


Warning: Kick-Ass spoilers lie ahead. Spoilers, I mean, for those who haven't watched the recent trailers and don't know what the shot is and haven't been to any comic-book action films over...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:17 AM on Thursday, April 1, 2010

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Moretz, Not Johnson

The South by Southwest reactions that I read about Matthew Vaughn's Kick-Ass (Lionsgate, 4.16), which I saw last night, buried the lede. The star of this almost sociopathic comic-book actioner isn't Aaron Johnson, who plays Dave Lizewki, the lead character who invents a faux-super hero called Kick-Ass. The star is Chloe Moretz, the 13 year-old who plays Hit Girl.


Moretz, who's 5' 2" but looks smaller in the film, actually plays Mindy Macready, the daughter of an angry but amiable vigilante named Damon Macready (Nicolas Cage). Hit Girl is Mindy's purple-wigged alter-ego when she and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:31 AM on Thursday, April 1, 2010

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Nobody Needs iPad...Yet

A guy asked if I'm buying an iPad this weekend. Certainly not, I said. For the reasons listed last night/today by N.Y. Times tech correspondent David Pogue. Which I've pasted below. No camera, no mutitasking, no flash, no USB receptacles, etc.

The guy mentioned, however, that "under the glass of the units that are shipping this weekend is a hole built specifically for a camera to be fit into the current device. Between that and other postings on the rumor sites for camera tech jobs at Apple, there's no question that there will be a camera built into the next version....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:35 AM on Thursday, April 1, 2010

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Havana Club

Indiewire's Anne Thompson reported yesterday that word 'round the Cannes campfire says that neither John Cameron Mitchell's Rabbit Hole nor Bruce Robinson's Rum Diary will be "done in time." I hadn't heard that. I'm sorry. That's a shame.

I'm presuming, of course, that "not done in time" is a euphemism in the case of Rum Diary. Because it was shooting in Puerto Rico an entire year ago so...you know, c'mon. The film is apparently experiencing issues of one sort or another.

On the other hand Shoot Online.com posted a press release on 3.29 about Nina Saxon Design (which has...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:10 AM on Thursday, April 1, 2010

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Sweatshop

I purchased a download of Corel Paintshop Photo Pro X3, and of course it didn't acknowledge the existence of this software on the final download page. So I called tech support and the message said today's a holiday and they'll all be back at work on Monday, April 5th. Who gets April Fool's Day off?

From here on no work holidays except Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's Day, 4th of July and Labor Day. All the other piddly-dink holidays are hereby shit-canned. And no sending people home early when the weather acts up, as I explained several weeks ago.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:39 AM on Thursday, April 1, 2010