Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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Toronto Dumps

Since I have to get my Toronto wish list down from 40 to 30 films (to be seen over nine days, starting on 9.9), here are some films I'm thinking of jettisoning. I'm aware of the cruel-sounding nature of this procedure, but I don't know what else to do. I don't want to dump any of these -- I want to see everything -- but something's got to go.

Special Presentation Dumps (6): Brighton Rock (d: Rowan Joffe); Cirkus Columbia (d: Danis Tanovic); Henry's Crime (d: Malcolm Venville); Love Crime (d: Alain Corneau); Stone (d: John Curran); The Whistleblower (d: Larysa Kondracki).

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:18 PM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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Big Red

I've seen the wholly respectable Secretariat (Disney, 10.8) but can't get into it without a green light. The rules are the rules. But it's great watching the various YouTube videos of the 1973 Kentucky Derby, the Preakness and the astonishing finale at the Belmont Stakes.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:35 PM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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"You Lose, I Win"

"Like many changes that are revolutionary, none of Washington's problems happened overnight. But slow and steady change over many decades -- at a rate barely noticeable while it's happening -- produces change that is transformative. In this instance, it's the kind of evolution that happens inevitably to rich and powerful states, from imperial Rome to Victorian England. The neural network of money, politics, bureaucracy, and values becomes so tautly interconnected that no individual part can be touched or fixed without affecting the whole organism, which reacts defensively.


"And thus a new president, who was elected with 53...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:09 PM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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Rowdies

I tried seeing John Scheinfeld's Who Is Harry Nilsson? once more a couple of weeks ago, but I could only make it up to the point when he finishes 1971's Nilsson Schmillson, after which it was all downhill.


I just can't stand watching people destroy themselves. And yet for some reason these John and Harry pics, taken during their infamous Troubadour fracas on 3.12.74, always bring on the chuckles. Famous and gifted people getting all primitive and sandbox. The baser the emotions, the funnier it seems.

Scheinfeld's doc opens at the Cinema Village...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:27 PM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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Blah, Gasbag

Earlier today Movieline reported the Jim Cameron vs. Mark Canton battle over Piranha 3D, which Cameron basically feels is a sleazy and essentially worthless piece of shit.

"I tend almost never to throw other films under the bus," Cameron said last week, "but Piranha 3D is exactly an example of what we should not be doing in 3D. Because it just cheapens the medium and reminds you of the bad 3D horror films from the 70s and 80s, like Friday the 13th 3D. When movies got to the bottom of the barrel of their creativity and at the last gasp of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:15 PM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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Five Wrongos

The Guardian's Shane Danielson took issue today with a sentiment I posted on 8.13 about the extraordinary clarity in the forthcoming Psycho Bluray (which has already been released in England).


I said I "love being able to see stuff that you weren't intended to see" -- like the pancake makeup on Martin Balsam's face in a certain closeup -- "but which Blu-ray has now revealed." Danielson says he'd prefer it if Bluray transfers looked less exacting and more celluloid-y. Okay, but he gets too many things wrong in the piece.

One, he...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:41 PM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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Joe Popcorn Wants Beaver

It's being widely reported/repeated that a CBS News/Vanity Fair poll has found that three out of four Americans haven't been turned off by Mel Gibson's ugliness, and would probably pay to see him in Jodie Foster's The Beaver.


If, that is, Summit had the smarts and chutzpah to release it, which of course they don't. Because they're worried about industry consensus and all that. On 7.10 I explained the reasons for ignoring the Gibson scandal and releasing The Beaver anyway.

The exact wording of the Gibson question was, "Are you now less likely...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:49 AM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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Anxiety in the High Country

Anton Corbijn's The American (Focus Features, 9.1) is a moderately soothing art piece and an excellent Machete antidote. After you've had your blood sausage and micro-waved tacos, The American will feel like a drink of cool mountain water. It's certainly a tasteful walk (wank?) in the woods. You'll feel unsullied when it's over, and gratified that Corbijn and Focus Features respect you, and are not treating you the way Robert Rodriguez treats his fans. This is the other side of the mountain.


Georeg Clooney, Violante Placido in Anton Corbijn's The American.

And yet there's something about The American --...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:13 AM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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Grass Returns

Late last March Tim Blake Nelson's Leaves of Grass was set to open at Manhattan's Angelika -- a bad place to see a film. But then it was yanked at the last minute. Telepathic Studios had bought distrib rights from First Look's Avi Lerner, allowing for a much wider opening than Lerner had planned.

Several critics had already posted reviews, of course (including one by the New Yorker's David Denby) and they stayed up. I myself had taken a quick dump on...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:06 AM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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The Rumbling

I'm polishing my review of Anton Corbijn's The American, which I saw last night at the AMC 19th Street. But I first need to explain the absurd circumstances it was shown under. This is one of the quietest films I've seen in in my life -- George Clooney raises his voice slightly once or twice, and nobody ever shouts -- but during the entire thing the dialogue was competing with and mostly losing to an unusually loud air-conditioning system in the theatre.

Remember the next-to-last scene in...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:04 AM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Monday, August 30, 2010

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Never Mind

Contrary to what Hitfix's Greg Ellwood reported a day or two ago, there will be a press screening of Clint Eastwood's Hereafter during the Toronto Film Festival. It'll happen a day before Sunday evening's public screening at the Elgin (9.12, 9 pm) -- on Saturday, 3 pm at the Scotiabank plex.

Update: The press screening schedule for the New York Film Festival was sent out this afternoon, and Hereafter -- part of the 2010 slate -- wasn't on it.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:31 PM on Monday, August 30, 2010

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McGuane and Rancho Deluxe

Another no-laugh-funny "comedy", although I grin every time I think back on it. Director Frank Perry really knew how to convey that lackadaisical '70s thing -- casually hip and born to swagger. Every character was a "character" in this film. Eccentric, imaginative, unsettled, peculiar. (Megan Fox would fit right in if somebody were to try an exact remake.) Those muttering scenes between Harry Dean Stanton (Curt) and Richard Bright (Burt) were classic. I would have films like this again.

Rancho Deluxe was shot in...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:54 PM on Monday, August 30, 2010

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"Crispin Glover Weird"

Diablo Cody's 8.29 Red Band Trailer interview is with Megan Fox. It gets pretty good when they talk about how shallow and predatory many journalists have become. (A brief transcript follows the video.) I love Cody's observation that Fox has a skewed sensibility and that press people don't know how to handle beauty mixed with perversity. Fox's handicap, I feel, is her thin and reedy voice. It doesn't suggest rivers of soul or passion. Beep-beep-beepity-beep-beep-beepity-beep.

Cody: "Do you feel like you've been mistreated, misquoted? Do you feel like...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:45 AM on Monday, August 30, 2010

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Long and Lingering

"We wanted to do a movie in the vein of the '70s foreign films that influenced so many great filmmakers today," George Clooney recently told L.A. Times reporter John Horn for a piece that ran yesterday. "We felt if we kept the budget low, that the outside influences (like a studio) would be minimal and we were lucky that Focus was on board with the concept from the beginning."

"On board"? As in believing in Clooney and director Anton Corbijn's vision, embracing it, standing behind it, and giving the marketing effort the old college try? Focus Features marketers have run ads and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:16 AM on Monday, August 30, 2010

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Clooney vs. Trejo

Even if Anton Corbijn's The American was a straight-ahead popcorn thriller, Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriguez's Machete would kick its box-office ass regardless. I don't know what The American will be specifically, but it seems to be a truffles and foie gras and elite bullets type of film whereas Machete is strictly a Taco Bell meal with boobs, blood sauce, bikinis and severed limbs, and a side order of pro-Mexican immigrant, anti-racist-cracker politics to keep it spicy.


It's not a slur to say that Machete is aimed at a typical twelve-year-old...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:36 AM on Monday, August 30, 2010

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Schlichter vs. Joffe

Four days before I posted that Dutch film critic's review of Anton Corbijn's The American, Big Hollywood's Kurt Schlichter reviewed Rowan Joffe's screenplay, and I have to say it's moderately amusing. Even though Schlichter is one of "them," he can be funny. Except he needs to spell arrivederci correctly next time.

"We never find out much about [George Clooney's] back-story, which is okay because we really don't care," he says toward the end. "His tattoo reveals that he's ex-Special Forces, because, as we know,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:52 AM on Monday, August 30, 2010

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The New MCN

The first thing I noticed about the new Movie City News redesign, which looks relatively decent (or at least better than before, being more balanced), is a preponderance of robin's egg blue. The typeface, the MCN Tweety-bird, the MCN Twitter box, the bars...light blue all around. Plus some light violet. It reminds me of the colors and the vibe in a little boy's bedroom.


The idea is to convey a certain spirituality or placidity or something. It's all right or isn't a "problem," per se, but it doesn't feel like a sale. It needs to man...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:33 AM on Monday, August 30, 2010

Sunday, August 29, 2010

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Thirteen, To Be Exact

With a list of 29 contenders, Scott Feinberg is figuring 2010 is the best year ever for documentaries. The list of serious award contenders is much shorter, of course. The Tillman Story, Restrepo, Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work, Countdown to Zero, Exit Through The Gift Shop, Smash His Camera, Waking Sleeping Beauty, Tabloid, Inside Job, Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer, Freakonomics and two Feinberg didn't mention -- Werner Herzog's 3D cave-painting doc, and Thom Zimny's Bruce Springsteen doc, The Promise: The Making of 'Darkness on the Edge of Town'?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:58 PM on Sunday, August 29, 2010

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Caution

What's up with Clint Eastwood's Hereafter slated for only one public screening at the Toronto Film Festival (Visa Elgin, Sunday, 9.12 at 9 pm) and, according to Hitfix's Gregory Ellwood, no scheduled press screenings at all? What's the point of bringing a serious film by a respected, brand-name director to a big festival like Toronto and then taking steps to limit access?



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:41 PM on Sunday, August 29, 2010

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Mr. Cranky

I have some nagging Toronto Film Festival questions about wifi. In my estimation TIFF has always been the least press-friendly festival in terms of wifi press lounges that are close to screening rooms, certainly compared to Cannes which has two wifi rooms inside the Palais. And from what I can gather so far things haven't changed much.


No one will tell me, for example, if the TIFF Bell Lightbox will have any kind of wifi press room with desks and chairs and free cappucino, like the Palais does. Or, failing that, if the Lightbox will...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:30 AM on Sunday, August 29, 2010

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Fallen

Update: As the son of an alcoholic and one who had alcohol issues in the early to mid '90s, I have an abhorrence for people who flirt with, invite and/or embrace destruction with alcohol. This was the basis of yesterday's reaction to the ridiculous demise of Nicole John, the 17 year-old daughter of daughter of U.S. ambassador to Thailand Eric John.

Yes, it's extremely "sad" when a 17 year-old girl kills herself through drug and alcohol abuse. I understand, rather, that saying "how sad" is the socially acceptable way of responding to such a thing. I for one find such stories...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:04 AM on Sunday, August 29, 2010

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Madding Crowd

Stephen Frears' Tamara Drewe (Sony Classics, 10.8) was easily my most unpleasant viewing of the 2010 Cannes Film Festival. So the trailer has done prospective viewers a favor, I feel, by explaining where the film is coming from. The narrator's insinuating cornball tone should suffice. If not, the pissing cow will.

I described the film last May as "one of those satires of a form (i.e., romantic fiction) that doubles back and has it both ways by satirizing and playing it 'straight,' or straight enough...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:29 AM on Sunday, August 29, 2010

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Numbers

The Last Exorcism (which I may see today, having heard it was worth it) is the weekend honcho, and yet down 22% from Friday and looking at a mere $22 million for the weekend -- not much of a win. Second-place Takers went up 2% from Friday, looking at $20.5 million by this evening, or perhaps even $21 million. And the third-place Expendables is looking at a $9.5 weekend tally and an $82 million cume.

Fourth-place Eat Pray Love expects 6.8 to $7 million by tonight, and a cume of $60 million, but will probably hang in there with Machete and Resident Evil...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:16 AM on Sunday, August 29, 2010

Saturday, August 28, 2010

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Son of Apatow Bash

This is an old routine but here we go. On 8.25 Christian Lorentzen, essayist for nplusonemag, ripped Judd Apatow a new one for his usual failings. But after reading it I had an impulse to write Apatow and ask if he wanted to respond, and lo and behold he did. So stay tuned.

Apatow's films, Lorentzen said, "have come to be perceived as the deluxe version of the current Hollywood comedy -- the sort it's acceptable for smart people to like. They come with self-consciousness, a running time of more than two hours, and the implication of an Important Social Message....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:42 PM on Saturday, August 28, 2010

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"Wife, Mother, Spy"?

First a bum Eloi trailer and now this -- a Fair Game one-sheet that says nothing. What is Naomi Watts doing or thinking? What does her expression or stance imply? What is Sean Penn grinning about? This movie does something very icy and cool, trust me, and this poster doesn't have the first clue what that thing is. (Poster swiped from Awards Daily.)



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:05 PM on Saturday, August 28, 2010

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Traffic

David Koepp's Premium Rush, a bicycle-messenger movie starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Michael Shannon and Dania Ramirez, was shooting earlier today near the corner of Sixth Avenue and 28th Street. JGL, of course, is the main two-wheeled protagonist. The plot is driven by an envelope he picks up from Columbia University, which a dirty cop (Shannon) is anxious get his hands on.


Premium Rush star Joseph Gordon-Levitt (right, red T-shirt) about to film a scene. Director-writer David Koepp (olive shirt, red baseball hat) at extreme left. That may be Dania Ramirez in light aquamarine top. Shannon (light blue shirt,...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:21 AM on Saturday, August 28, 2010

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Mugs

The similarity was noted by Flavorwire several weeks ago. Same director, same basic concept. Although otherwise, having read Aaron Sorkin's Social Network script, it's difficult to imagine two films more unalike.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:03 AM on Saturday, August 28, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:00 AM on Saturday, August 28, 2010

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Breezes Blowing

Consider the snappy playful commercial tone of the Ridley Scott/Kevin McDonald "Life in a Day" trailer, and ask yourself if it's likely to feel as bracingly alive as this three-minute Everynone piece, which was directed by Will Hoffman and Daniel Mercadante. Be sure and watch the 720p version.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:45 AM on Saturday, August 28, 2010

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Dutchman Sees American

A Dutch film critic named Robert Nijman has seen Anton Corbin's The American, the George Clooney assassin-in-Italy movie that opens next Wednesday, and has posted an IMDB review, having first written it for LiveforFilms.com. I wrote Nijman this morning, and he replied right away. "I saw it last Tuesday in Amsterdam, at a press screening hosted by Benelux Film Distributors," he said. "I write Dutch movie reviews for movie2movie.nl and occasionally Engish-language reviews also, for my friend Phil over at Liveforfilms.com."


Nijman's English is a little rough here and there, requiring a few...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:44 AM on Saturday, August 28, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

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Licks


B'way and 67th


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:00 PM on Friday, August 27, 2010

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Tapley-Thompson Chat

In Contention's Kris Tapley and Indiewire's Anne Thompson have posted their first Oscar Talk of the season (although Tapley calls it Episode 29). Best & biggest summer flicks, the upcoming festivals, potential awards contenders, documentary feature race, etc. Thompson's Tree of Life quips: (a) It "may not" come out this year, and (b) "It might be Sundance." She also lowers expectations on Clint Eastwood's Hereafter.


Facade of Thompson's Rome apartment building.

Thompson is leaving today for Italy and eventually the Venice Film Festival, which starts on Wednesday, September 1st. The early departure allows for a three-day...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:01 PM on Friday, August 27, 2010

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Black Sheep

Wrap columnist Steve Pond yesterday posted a rundown of some likely Best Feature Documentary contenders -- Restrepo, A Film Unfinished, The Tillman Story, Inside Job, Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer, Tabloid and -- last but not least -- Werner Herzog's Cave of Forgotten Dreams.

I've already made it clear that I won't shed any tears if Restrepo doesn't make the final list of five. Then again...who knows?...perhaps Academy liberals will want to vote for "a pro-war, support-the-troops, emotional-propaganda piece wrapped in allegedly neutralist observational verite clothing," which is how I put it on 7.11.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:47 PM on Friday, August 27, 2010

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No-Frills French Action

I'm a huge fan of Jean-Francois Richet's two part Mesrine crime epic, the first part of which, Killer Instinct, opens today. (Part 2, called Public Enemy #1, opens on September 3.) It's not a great film -- just a lean, well-honed and fast-moving one. Never bores, awfully hard to resist. Largely because of the rascally confidence that Vincent Cassel brings to his lead performance. Locomotive energy and brash charm = contact high.

Legendary French criminal Jacques Mesrine (i.e., "Mayreen") was some kind of raging...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:26 PM on Friday, August 27, 2010

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In The Wings

I did a phoner last week with Stone director John Curran. I'll run it and a review in the final lead-up to the Toronto Film Festival -- probably around 9.4 or 9.5, or the weekend before my departure. I wasn't expecting all that much when I sat down, but Stone is an exceptionally brave and unusual film. I posted a too-long impressionistic piece that had to be taken down due to complaints from critics. I left a remnant in place but the bulk of it was gutted.


"The trailer for Stone (Overture, 10.8) makes it...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:52 AM on Friday, August 27, 2010

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Flim-Flammers Back Down

This morning I tried again to get a response from Lionsgate's New York-based home video senior publicity exec Jodie Magid about how and why Amazon.com's Apocalypse Now Bluray page lists "Eleanor Coppola's Hearts of Darkness" among the special features. The 1991 doc was co-directed by George Hickenlooper and Fax Bahr, which I explained yesterday in a piece called "Stunned." "Surely the Amazon team posts whatever info is provided by the distributor," I wrote Magid, "so it would seem that you and/or your office passed along this erroneous information."


A few minutes ago Magid wrote me the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:58 AM on Friday, August 27, 2010

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Stacked Deck

I'm front-paging a response that I wrote this morning to a reader about Mark Romanek's Never Let Me Go (and the Kazuo Isiguro book that the film is based upon). The film opens on 9.15, less than three weeks hence, so it's time to start kicking things around.


It's not a very well-kept secret that the book and the film deal with a grim-fate dynamic -- an oppressive, locked-down situation in which "a long and happy life" doesn't appear to be in the cards for the main characters. In response a guy named The...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:45 AM on Friday, August 27, 2010

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Terrific

In a piece explaining how there's no actual economic recovery going on and that we're actually sinking toward a possible douple-dip recession, NY Times columnist Paul Krugman admits that "it's arguable that even in early 2009, when President Obama was at the peak of his popularity, he couldn't have gotten a bigger plan through the Senate. And he certainly couldn't pass a supplemental stimulus now.

"So [administration] officials could, with considerable justification, place the onus for the non-recovery on Republican obstructionism. But they've chosen, instead, to draw smiley faces on a grim picture, convincing nobody. And the likely result in November...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:35 AM on Friday, August 27, 2010

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Triple Dip

Yesterday The Oregonian's Mike Russell published a James Cameron interview in which the Avatar director revealed that a version running 16 minutes longer that the original theatrical cut -- including a whole new opening on a polluted, befouled and Blade Runner-ish earth -- will be sold in an Avatar box set out in November.

The extended 3D Avatar opening in theatres today is eight and 1/2 minutes longer than the version that opened last December.

Russell: I've read the Avatar screenplay that Fox posted online around Oscar season, and I'll admit the thing I want to see re-inserted into the film...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:20 AM on Friday, August 27, 2010

Thursday, August 26, 2010

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Sofia Ducking Toronto

I've watched this Somewhere clip three times now, and all I'm getting from it is one thing -- the brunette isn't especially taken with Stephen Dorff, her costar. They have a history and she's over it. And everyone in the room is pretending to ignore this. And yet Dorff, for some reason, seems surprised. Which doesn't figure. No guy is ever surprised by a woman's disdain. He always senses it before it's expressed, usually shrugs it off, projects "whatever."

And by the way, I'm not seeing Somewhere (Focus Features, 12.22) on the list for the Toronto Film Festival. Why...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:21 PM on Thursday, August 26, 2010

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Game Is Rigged

I have a feeling (and no more than that) that I'm not going to be all that wild about seeing Mark Romanek's Never Let Me Go a second time. Because, as the Wiki page for Kazuo Ishiguro's book makes clear, once the layers have been peeled back and the situation is laid bare, it becomes a piece, essentially, about resignation and doom.

Not so, says a friend who's seen it. There's more to it than what has been summarized in this or that forum. It's not...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:20 PM on Thursday, August 26, 2010

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Stunner

On the Amazon.com page for the upcoming Apocalypse Now Bluray "Full Disclosure" edition (which I clicked on from the Bluray's official website), it is stated that the package includes (and this is a direct copy/paste) (a) "Hearts of Darkness -- Eleanor Coppola's documentary on the making of Apocalypse Now" and (b) "Hearts of Darkness audio commentary with Eleanor and Francis Ford Coppola."

The first statement is a baldfaced lie. Hearts of Darkness was co-directed by George Hickenlooper and Fax Bahr with footage and audio tapes supplied by Eleanor Coppola, who had nothing to do with the interviews done for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:56 AM on Thursday, August 26, 2010

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M.I.A.

A Hollywood Reporter story by Stephen Galloway announced yesterday that Academy reps can't find Jean Luc Godard in order to give him the good news that he's been chosen to receive an honorary Oscar next February. And so Movieline's Stu Van Airsdale has created a Jean-Luc Godard "'missing" poster. Hilarious. I'm guessing Godard is just ducking them -- he doesn't want the damn award and doesn't want to get into a whole dialogue dispute and have to listen to endless cajolings.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:39 AM on Thursday, August 26, 2010

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More Toilet Swirl

On 8.24 Slate's Bill Engvell took another look at the 3D revenue situation. A somewhat harsher view, that is, than the one presented by TheWrap's Daniel Frankel on 7.20, which basically said that 3D revenues are going south. Actually, says Engvell, "It looks to me that the revival is even worse off than we thought. Not only has the profitability of 3-D fallen in the past few months; it's in a slide that goes back years."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:05 AM on Thursday, August 26, 2010

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Disdain

The posting of this just-released Apocalypse Now Bluray trailer affords an opportunity to bitch about a clear lack of interest on the part of Francis Coppola's Zoetrope as well as Paramount Home Video (which sub-licensed the AN elements to Lionsgate for the Bluray) in presenting George Hickenlooper and Fax Bahr's Hearts of Darkness, an award-winning 1991 documentary about the making of Apocalypse Now, in a respectful fashion within the three-disc AN "Full Disclosure" package.

It's great that HOD is being included, mind, but it's not...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:09 AM on Thursday, August 26, 2010

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Gold Watch/Last Hurrah

If I was a name-brand filmmaker in the last act of my life, I would politely refuse the Academy's offer of an Irving Thalberg or Governor's Award. If your career hasn't been going great guns, accepting these honors at the Oscar awards, I feel, is a kind of admission to the world that you're over.

These awardings are always a warm and emotional tribute, yes, and a profound moment of glory. Who could fail to be moved by the Academy saying "we've loved your work all these decades, and we want to show our appreciation even though you've been winding down...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:17 AM on Thursday, August 26, 2010

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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Arabian Nights

I've been invited to attend and cover the Doha Tribeca Film Festival (10.26 to 10.30), which is way the hell over in Qatar, adjacent to Saudi Arabia. We're talking south of Kuwait, across the Gulf of Oman from Iran. I've never been east of Croatia so why not, right? Thanks to the Doha Film Institute for the invitation. I'm presuming it'll be pure Vegas for the most part, but I'm looking very much forward to the exotic aspects.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:00 PM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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Bray

This frame capture is from a DVD Beaver review of a new French Bluray of Sidney Lumet's Serpico. I don't know the yeller, but the guy taking the heat is Al Pacino. I'm trying to think of the last time I've been howled and pointed at like this, but it's been a while. Possibly decades, I mean. It's really hard to think when emotions are cranked up to this level.


Below is a N.Y. Times video essay about a visit with the real Frank Serpico, who wandered around Europe after his NYPD experience ('60 to...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:52 PM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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Whither Faraci?

I'd love to know the real story why Devin Faraci is departing CHUD as of this Friday. The Scott Pilgrim-adoring columnist is a major geek brand, as far as it goes. It seems odd that he and owner Nick Nunziata would part ways. Faraci announced his departure this afternoon, adding that he's part of "an exciting new venture that launches this fall, which will offer lots of interesting partnership possibilities, both online and in the real world. I'll be able to share more details in a couple of weeks."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:26 PM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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Dustup

MSNBC's Chris Matthews did a pretty good job yesterday of slapping down Republican gubernatorial candidate Rick Lazio, who's been trying to inflame the anti-muslim 9/11 mosque issue to get a bump in the polls.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:48 PM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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40 Years Ago

My very first act of film criticism in a public arena was in late '70, or seven or eight years before I started writing. I was sitting shotgun in a car that was cruising past Westport's Fine Arts theatre, and in front of it and wrapping around the building and way down the alley was a line of people waiting to see Love Story. I rolled down the window and yelled, "You effing milquetoasts!"

Some people turned and looked stunned, or hurt even, and I felt a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:30 PM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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What Is She?

Angelina Jolie isn't just the once-estranged daughter of Hollywood's worst saliva-drooling Tea Party nutter, Jon Voight. She may also be a closet ally of Voight's, at least in terms of despising Barack Obama. (Call this a flimsy maybe.) She also seems to be a supporter of America's military adventures in Iraq and perhaps also Afghanistan and...well, basically anywhere that the poor are suffering due to the deprivations of war.


Jolie's reasoning seems to be that because these conflicts are in some ways politically and governmentally linked with humanitarian support for the downtrodden, anyone who...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:24 AM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:26 PM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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Fulfillment

Two years ago I said Michael Cera would be "completely done within two or three years." Was I right ? Maybe not. Cera could still be kicking around in 2012 and beyond. But an 8.23 box-office analysis article by TheWrap's Brent Lang, called "Five Reasons Scott Pilgrim Tanked," suggests that swirling gray clouds are forming.

"Scott Pilgrim's fate may have been sealed the moment Michael Cera nabbed the lead role," Lang says halfway through.

"Cera may have had a hit with Superbad and Juno, but the credit there may lie with Judd Apatow and Diablo Cody, respectively." (And Jonah Hill...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:40 PM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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Fog It

Oldie but goodie, taken about ten years ago. I'm the guy doing the stroll.


Somewhere in Venice's Dorsoduro district

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:53 PM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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Them

Right off the bat this trailer for Gareth Edwards' Monsters (Magnolia, 10.29) suggests District 9. Which obviously encourages. The Mexican locations (actually Costa Rica, Guatemala, Mexico and Texas), the scattershot cutting, the raggedy-ass look...you can just tell. The only thing that gave pause was the "awesome!" quote from Ain't It Cool. It's almost an Armond White thing with those guys. If they're batshit over a new film, there's a decent chance I may not be.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:12 PM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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Backhand

Last Saturday afternoon (or 29 stories ago), I dismissed Michael Cieply's hit-job piece about The Social Network as being a so-whatter. (It was titled "Facebook Isn't Happy...So?") Yesterday New York Post critic Lou Lumenick challenged the article for being scantily or insufficiently sourced.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:49 PM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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Girls Can't Deck Me

An 8.21 Denver Post article about films starring female action heroines underlines a basic fact -- women are simply not big or strong enough to defeat male opponents in hand-to-hand combat. They can wound or cripple but they cannot kick real-life butt unless their male opponent is some Woody Allen- or Arnold Stang-sized guy. Even larger-proportioned women just don't have that upper-body-weight advantage.

Which means that it's doubly ludicrous to see slender, smallish women like Angelina Jolie and Chloe Moretz deliver serious ass-stompings to male opponents, some of whom are bigger and brawnier with gorilla-sized arms, legs and feet.

There are...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:43 AM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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Toronto Discriminate

The process of deciding which Toronto Film Festival films are essential to see has begun. I'm starting with a list of 44, out of which I'll have to lose at least 10 if not 12 or 13. (My festival average is 3.5 films per day x 9 days = 31 films.) Here's the complete list, courtesy of Indiewire. The goal isn't to deliberately bypass special films, but to absolutely not miss those familiar elements (recognizable names, likely award-season contender status) that will translate into various levels of heat in the weeks and months to come:

Special Presentations (21): 127 Hours (d: Danny...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:34 AM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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Scott-Neo Chords

Indiewire's Anne Thompson wrote a piece yesterday about how Scott Pilgrim vs. the World was too niche-y for Universal and should have been a Focus Features release. Fine, whatever. The Pilgrim/Matrix mashup she attached to her article is what got me.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:41 AM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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No Boulevard in Toronto

It's official -- William Monahan's London Boulevard, which I wrote about at length two days ago, will not play the 2010 Toronto Film Festival. It wasn't included in today's announcement about final inclusions so that's that. As my piece implied, something's not quite in order.

That said, my London source wrote this morning and said he's been "reliably told that the film is now complete and that it's not a dud...I gather there are US distrib talks ongoing as we speak." He also informs that the IMDB UK release date of 10.15 is incorrect. "There's no release set for the...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:14 AM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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Inside Job

Charles Ferguson's Inside Job "is a highly absorbing, meticulously composed hammer doc about the causes of the '08 financial meltdown," I wrote in a 5.15 Cannes review. "Most of us have some kind of understanding of the whys and wherefores, but Ferguson lays it all out like a first-class table setting and makes this titanic crime seem extra vivid.

"The American public was robbed blind and is still being made to suffer by an arrogant den of thieves, and the enormity of their power-corridor hustle is almost...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:02 AM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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Terrible Irony

In the responses to yesterday's "Five Phone Messages" piece, which was about producer Scott Rudin's plan to produce a 9/11 movie based on Jonathan Safran Foer's Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, crazynine stated that "all media somehow colluded to eliminate each and every image and film still of WTC jumpers from public memory."

Here's another aspect of 9/11/01 that you'll never hear anyone talking about. Reason? It's simply not allowed. And despite the obvious logic behind it, anyone who brings this up will be slapped down so hard and fast they won't know what hit them. Ready for it?

It's about...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:28 AM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Monday, August 23, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:12 PM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Ruffalo Gets Around

Last night I happened upon this shot of Mark Ruffalo (r.) on the set of some currently-shooting period drama. (Does anyone know the title? It's apparently being filmed in Los Angeles.) I'm not identifying the other two but you can tell from the clothing and haircuts that they're playing "period." The guy on the left looks amazingly like Fred Zinneman -- odd.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:58 PM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Lucy on the Mound

A true story told by Pittsburgh Pirates hurler Dock Ellis. Except the poor guy died of alcoholism at age 63, in 2008. "Ellis, an alcoholic, retired to Victorville, California, and a career as a drug counselor," the bio says. "He was diagnosed with cirrhosis in 2007 and was on the list for a transplant at the time of his death. ESPN.com reported on 12.19.08 that he'd died at USC Medical Center due to 'a liver ailment.'"


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:40 PM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Nothing

This Gucci Guilty ad underlines that director Frank Miller is a one-trick pony. "You wanna work with me?," he says. "Fine, but understand that I do one thing and just one thing -- that sexy-ass, color-tinted, black-and-white, slinky femme fatale neo-noir Sin City routine....that's me. And that's it." Evan Rachel Wood and Chris Evans are the stars. I couldn't even tell it was Evans the first time I watched it.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:03 PM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Nutter Critics

Seven years ago I researched and wrote a piece about the leading eccentric film critics of the day, and I thought it might be fun to revisit this topic and ask once again, "Who are the reigning loons?" It's fair to say the roster has probably expanded with the growth of internet film sites. Keep in mind, of course, that there are good nutters -- picayune contrarians off on their own moonbeam, but smart and feisty and often a kick to read -- and bad nutters, which is to say illogical fruitloops who seem to exist to curry favor.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:58 PM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Missing Manohla

Manohla Dargis has been absent from her N.Y. Times film critic duties since...what, mid-June? I had assumed she'd taken time off for the writing of a book, or maybe some simple chill time in Paris, a favorite city of hers. Contemplation, battery-recharging, whatever. But nobody would say anything when I asked around this morning. Dargis didn't reply. Nothing from mutual journalist pallies or Times colleagues. Silencio.

So I wrote her N.Y. Times editor, Lorne Manly, and said I didn't recall any announcement in the Times about her taking time off. "We don't tend to do announcements about leaves around here," he replied,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:36 PM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Five Phone Messages

Remember the "too soon!" crowd that refused to watch United 93? The Movie Godz were aghast that anyone would take such a position against one of the finest films of the aughts, but what can you do? I wonder, in any case, if the too-sooners will return in force for the forthcoming film version of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, which was announced over the weekend.

Scott Rudin is producing, Stephen Daldry is directing, and Eric Roth has written the screenplay that is based on the Jonathan Safran Foer novel. No word on who will play Oskar Schell, the precocious...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:52 AM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Again

At best, Ben Mankiewicz became known as the less objectionable half of that miserable misbegotten At The Movies show he co-hosted with Ben Lyons. But check him out on The Young Turks. He's reasonable, intelligent, relaxed...himself. It's another example of how mainstream TV producers always demand the exact same speaking style -- fast-talking, sound-bitey, uptempo -- from anyone doing any kind of analysis show. But take it down a notch and the guy who pissed you off on ABC is suddenly okay.

Mankiewicz's reviewing...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:27 AM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Ishtar Deliverance

That Digital Bits announcement about Columbia Tristar Home Video deciding to release an Ishtar DVD on 10.19 is incorrect, I was told this morning. It's actually coming out sometime in the first quarter of 2011. Whatever the facts, I'm happy to assume that various HE articles pushing for this may have had a minor impact. (The first, posted on 1.8.10, was called "Free Ishtar!"). I'll allow that New Yorker's Richard Brody may have also influenced, although he didn't speak up until early this month.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:42 AM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Teeth and Awfulness?

Now I have to go out and pay money to see Piranha 3D? I know I'll hate it but it's apparently the new Human Centipede so there's no ducking out. "An imitation of B-movie beach schlock and John Waters" with "visual humor that lacks wit or nerve," in the words of Wesley Morris? Or "hands down and body parts floating, the most irresistibly sick movie in years," in the view of Tampa Bay's Steve Persall?

It's managed an 81/60 hoi-polloi vs....


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:07 AM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Barry and Lo

Last Friday The Digital Bits announced that Warner Home Video is currently preparing Bluray editions of Stanley Kubrick's Lolita and Barry Lyndon, for release in 2011. Their WHV source also "hinted" that the films are going to be available both as singles and as part of a new Stanley Kubrick Blu-ray Collection.

Essential buys, of course, but I wonder how much of a big Bluray bonanza Barry Lyndon is likely to be. It'll look better than the DVD, of course, but to what extent? There's no overpraising John Alcott's cinematography, but how much better can a slightly grainy 35mm film that...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:40 AM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Corporatized

Cenk Uygur's rant about Fox News' constant servings of non-journalistic propaganda is fairly boilerplate. Uygur delivered this last Friday, the final day of his guest-hosting stint on MSNBC's Ed Show. And it's obvious how MSNBC producers have made him into a slightly different guy. He's been told, like all mainstream TV journos, to talk faster, keep it peppy and wear slick powerball suits with vivid ties. I prefer Cenk's slightly slower, more natural-sounding patter on The Young Turks, and with the collar unbuttoned.

The pronunciation of...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:56 AM on Monday, August 23, 2010

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Simmons, At Least

I failed yesterday to acknowledge the box-office triumph of The Expendables, particularly its overtaking the initial lead of Vampires Suck on Saturday to claim the weekend crown with an estimated $16.5 million at 3,270 locations for a $5045 per-screen average. And to note that Eat Pray Love only dropped 48% for the weekend (as opposed to the Friday-to-Friday drop of 57%) for $12 million and a third-place showing.

Nobody seems to care very much about Lottery Ticket, The Other Guys, Nanny McPhee, etc. Who am I to argue?

I could argue that the failure of The Switch to make more than $8.3...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:09 AM on Monday, August 23, 2010

Sunday, August 22, 2010

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Feinberg's List

Scott Feinberg's pre-festival Oscar nominee projection slate is pretty good stuff. I have my disputes, of course. The Social Network is my idea of muscular (again, based on a reading of the script) and, going by Scott Foundas and Peter Travers raves, right up there with Inception, The Kids Are All Right and Toy Story 3. (Even if the latter's nomination will be meaningless.) But what makes Danny Boyle's 127 Hours, a movie about a spiritual arm-carving, a frontrunner? Because of the Boyle brand?

A friend who knows the game insists that Mike Leigh's Another Year is not a Best Picture frontrunner...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:08 PM on Sunday, August 22, 2010

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Fatigue

I couldn't react to Anne Thompson's 8.19 report about Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life opening later this year after all. Which posted a day or so after Todd McCarthy predicted it wouldn't be seen until next May's Cannes Film Festival. After reading McCarthy's piece I asked a super-connected guy and he said "no decision" had been made. A day or so later Thompson reported her version. Is anyone else sick of this?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:47 PM on Sunday, August 22, 2010

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Most Happy Fella

I had lunch with the great Ray Bradbury on the Disney lot in '84, a week or two before the debut of Something Wicked This Way Comes. (The chat was facilitated by veteran Disney publicist Howard Green.) I especially recall Bradbury talking about how writing was pure joy to him, and how banging out three or four pages was always the high point of his day.

"Pure joy?," I remember saying to myself. "In what parallel universe?" Doing HE is actually fun most of the time, and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:29 AM on Sunday, August 22, 2010

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Instant Weight Gain

In his review of a new British Bluray of Jack Clayton's The Innocents, DVD Beaver's Gary W. Tooze ignores a significant visual element. The 1961 film was clearly shot with older Fox CinemaScope lenses, and therefore suffered from the "CinemaScope mumps," a syndrome that mostly manifested in CinemaScope films of the '50s in which actor's faces (and everything else) looked a tad wider than in actual life.


Deborah Kerr, Pamela Franklin (who's now 60 years old) in Jack Clayton's The Innocents.

The "mumps" began to gradually disappear around '59 or '60 when then-new...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:06 AM on Sunday, August 22, 2010

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Zappa-Allen-Bicycle Tapes

Until last night I'd never seen footage of Frank Zappa's 3.27.63 visit to the Steve Allen Show to demonstrate how bicycles can be used as musical instruments. It's a four-parter -- here's part 1, part 3 and part 4. Zappa was 23 at the time of taping. A year later he formed a band that gradually became the Mothers of Invention.

The only Mothers song I ever really listened to was "Dirty Love." A band that I played drums with...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:39 AM on Sunday, August 22, 2010

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Boulevard Has Potholes

Graham King's GK Films seems to be in fairly good shape with Ben Affleck's The Town (playing Venice and Toronto festivals, opening on 9.17) and Florian von Henckel Donnersmarck's The Tourist (recently advanced to 12.10.10 opening, always a good sign). But it appears that something's wrong with William Monahan's London Boulevard, a GK-funded crime drama which finished principal in August '09 and has long been presumed/rumored to be a fall 2010 release. That seems unlikely at this stage.


London Boulevard costars Colin Farrell, Keira Knightley during shooting. Stills from William Monahan's film are so sparse that I've...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:51 AM on Sunday, August 22, 2010

Saturday, August 21, 2010

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Discussion

Criterion Guy #1: Okay, everyone's here? As you may have heard, Criterion is coming out with a DVD/Bluray disc with several very cool movies next fall. All made in the late '60s or early '70s by the celebrated Bert Schneider and Bob Rafelson and some other guy...what's the name again?

Criterion Guy #2: Steve Blauner.

Criteron Guy #1: Who?

Criterion Guy #2: Steve Blauner.


Criterion Guy #1: Browner?

Criterion Guy #2: Blauner. B-L-A-U-N-E-R.

Criterion Guy #1: Blauner, fine. And the idea is to try and market it -- now listen to me carefully -- we want...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:49 PM on Saturday, August 21, 2010

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Snapple


Thursday, 8.19, 7:35 pm

Friday, 8.20, 9:05 pm.

Thursday, 8.19, 9:25 pm.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:41 PM on Saturday, August 21, 2010

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Travis Bickle for $700

Sometime in October Taschen is putting out a limited-edition $700 coffee-table book called Steve Schapiro, Taxi Driver. The title suggests a pictorial essay about Schapiro's adventures as a yellow-cabber. It's actually a collection of shots about the making of Martin Scorsese 's Taxi Driver ('76), which Schapiro served as the unit photographer for.


The only non-muted color shot I've ever seen of a blood-soaked Robert De Niro at the end of Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver.

The coolest shot by far on the website is the one of DeNiro's Travis Bickle as he lies on the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:05 PM on Saturday, August 21, 2010

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Facebook Isn't Happy...So?

N.Y. Times guy Michael Cieply has posted an 8.21 piece about Facebook management being mildly angry about The Social Network's unflattering depiction of founder Mark Zuckerberg, as portrayed by Jesse Eisenberg. I haven't seen the film but I've read the script, and Zuckerberg comes off as a manic, brilliant and opportunistic asshole -- and yet fascinating for that. I don't want to shock anyone but successful guys can be selfish dicks, and some nice guys actually do finish last.


(l.) Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg; (r.) Jesse Eisenberg as Zuckerberg in The Social Network.

Zuckerberg and friends,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:30 AM on Saturday, August 21, 2010

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Waterfront in Hoboken

It felt calming to sit on the cool grass at last night's Alamo Drafthouse Rolling Roadshow screening of On The Waterfront in Hoboken. The weather was perfect and the stars were out, and the soundtrack, at least, was damn near perfect. I could hear every vowel and consonant spoken by Marlon Brando, Eva Marie Saint, Rod Steiger, Karl Malden and Lee J. Cobb.


A Waterfront image shown last night on Hoboken's Pier A, projected at 1.85:1.

But the projection, sad to say, was close to horrific. Hundreds of movie lovers turned out to witness a ceremonial...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:30 AM on Saturday, August 21, 2010

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Pray's Shortfall

Eat Pray Love hasn't done very much since opening last weekend. It's not being totally ignored but it is kind of piddling along with revenues diving from seven days ago and an apparent $36 million cume after eight days. And I'm a little surprised. I'll bet a lot of people are. This was supposed to have legs and not drop all that much, but it fell 57%. I'll bet Julia Roberts is looking at the numbers this morning and saying to herself, "Well, I'm proud of what we did, however much money it makes."

I know the willingness to see EPL among somewhat...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:27 AM on Saturday, August 21, 2010

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What Price Vampires?

Vampires Suck, one of those silly, blink-of-an-eye distractions that nobody cares or thinks about, is #1 so far with $5 million earned yesterday, a projected $14 to $15 million by Sunday night and a five-day cume of $21 million. Boxoffice's Phil Contrino says "there's no way Vampires Suck will be #1 this weekend. We're estimating $4.24 million yesterday and $12.8 million for the weekend. The Expendables will easily be on top by Sunday."

And yet as we speak Sylvester Stallone's actioner is down 64% from last weekend's opener, and is in second place so far with $4.8 million yesterday. I'm looking at...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:53 AM on Saturday, August 21, 2010

Friday, August 20, 2010

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Great Poster, Blah Film

The first thought when I saw this one-sheet this afternoon was how much better it is -- more crackling, intriguing -- than Arthur Penn's 1965 film. I would give this poster at least an 8 or an 8.5, and the film a 5...okay, maybe a 6. What other one-sheets seemed to deliver more than the films they were selling? Nearly all of the Saul Bass one-sheets for those 1950s Otto Preminger films, surely. The Man With The Golden Arm one-sheet is several artistic realms above the movie. Others? There must be dozens.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:58 PM on Friday, August 20, 2010

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"I'm Glad What I Done!"

I have to leave for Hoboken and an outdoor screening of On The Waterfront by the Alamo Drafthouse's Flying-Fuck-at-a Rolling-Donut Travelling Picture Show...or whatever it's called. It's happening on Pier A right off Frank Sinatra Drive at 8 pm, and I've also been invited for drinks at a bar beforehand so I'd better shag ass.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:53 PM on Friday, August 20, 2010

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Aniston

Joe Baltake says he's "weary of the 'strong strain of misogyny' (Kim Morgan's apt expression, from her Sunset Gun site) that seems to routinely follow Jennifer Aniston in film review after film review (written mostly by snarky young critics). I find Aniston to be a reliable actress, a terrific comedienne, a most companionable screen presence and, by all accounts, a very generous co-worker. It's gotten out of hand. So, fed up, I posted something."

I'll tell you what's wrong with Aniston. She specializes in making mediocre movies. She's really not that great an actress. She doesn't tremble with soul. And...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:40 PM on Friday, August 20, 2010

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Twins

I saw this New York magazine cover last night in a news store on Third and 69th, and decided then and there this is undoubtedly one of the coolest things Katie Holmes has done in any realm or arena. And it's meaningless -- the wearing of clothes, simulating a famous photo, and so what? Nothing at all. But it's close to perfect.


Another thought is how free-spirited and alive to mood and possibility and aroma Mrs. Onassis seemed this particular day. She's obviously gone now but the idea of being gone couldn't have been...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:24 PM on Friday, August 20, 2010

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Gulag Archipelago

I was just told that the director of a film I've recently seen and greatly admire currently lives in Rochester, New York. The second I heard this his stock immediately dropped. If you're a serious director you can't live in Rochester. I've been there and it's absolute Nothingville -- sprawling, architecturally bland if not ugly, economically depressed, living in the past (when Eastman Kodak was a booming company), overrun by corporate chain stores, schlubby fat people shuffling around, older cars everywhere, gun stores, yahoos with sideburns, etc.

The world is full of wonder and intrigue and immense beauty, and I can't...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:19 AM on Friday, August 20, 2010

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Squirt

In an 8.18 interview with Christiane Kubrick, the 78 year-old widow of Stanley Kubrick, Guardian contributor Jon Ronson reveals what seems to me like an exceptionally sad fact. Vivian Kubrick, 50, who played "Squirt" in 2001: A Space Odyssey and who shot that Making of 'The Shining' doc, succumbed to Scientology about a decade ago, and now her mother considers her "lost."


Vivian Kubrick about 10 years ago, and during her bush-baby scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

"She was hugely loved, and now I've lost her," Christiane says. "You know that? I...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:18 AM on Friday, August 20, 2010

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Instant Dismissal?

My understanding is that Christian Alvart's Case 39 was shot in '06. This is indicated by the fact that Bradley Cooper, whom I've totally written off since The A-Team and his sickening appearance on the last MTV Movie Awards, has his chubbier face -- i.e., the one he had in The Wedding Crashers, before he buffed up in order to look like a smokin' hot movie star.

One might think that the combination of (a) the three-year delay and (b) Renee Zellwegger's presence would be...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:04 AM on Friday, August 20, 2010

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Team Blank

In an hours-old Facebook posting, Daniel Plainview (a.k.a., Matthew Wilder) has criticized documentarian Thom Andersen as an "inexplicably revered megasnob." He also raps him for having said that Point Blank "was liked only by people who hate L.A." Wilder is alluding to a quote from Andersen's L.A. Plays Itself, but that's not the exact phrasing. The line is "people who hate L.A. love Point Blank."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:22 AM on Friday, August 20, 2010

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Mini-Minds & Mosques

The growing number of right-wing ignoramuses who believe that Barack Obama is a Muslim (and therefore, by implication, more in sympathy with the aims of Middle Eastern wackjobbers than those of the U.S.) is beneath comment. And yet while Obama's support of the Ground Zero mosque is noble, the issue itself is arguably muddled.

To build a mosque directly adjacent to the site of the greatest slaughter of noncombatant U.S. citizens in this country's history, a slaughter perpetrated by young Muslim loons who shouted "Allahu Akbar!" right before the planes hit, would obviously be an act of spiritual generosity. Magnanimous, Christian,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:20 AM on Friday, August 20, 2010

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First Network "Review"

David Fincher's The Social Network "is splendid entertainment from a master storyteller, packed with energetic incident and surprising performances," writes former L.A. Weekly critic and NYFF associate director Scott Foundas. "It is a movie of people typing in front of computer screens and talking in rooms that is as suspenseful as any more obvious thriller.


Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network

"But this is also social commentary so perceptive that it may be regarded by future generations the way we now look to Gatsby for its acute distillation of Jazz Age decadence.

...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:03 AM on Friday, August 20, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

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Wait In Line

Anton Corbijn's The American (Focus Features, 9.1) will screen for press two days before it opens on Wednesday, September 1st. My sense is that Corbijn has made an exquisite-looking, almost arty-type film, but it may not be juicy enough for Joe Popcorn. My only other comment is that George Clooney's hair is too short in this thing. It looks a little Third Reich-y, too intense, something.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:52 PM on Thursday, August 19, 2010

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Little Doggies

I've been feeling frustrated for a while now about the release-date delay of Rod Lurie's Straw Dogs. The initial plan was to open it in spring 2011, but last March it was bumped to September 2011, which seemed to me like a candy-ass move. Distributors always delay when they're scared. They tend to put off releasing so-called intimidating films on their slate the same way financially-troubled folk will sometimes put off paying the mortgage.


Straw Dogs is a smart but violent film with a rape scene, sure, but why bite into a sandwich if you don't...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:43 PM on Thursday, August 19, 2010

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Time Out

I have a 4pm midtown screening of an allegedly rousing and well-acted horse-racing flick, and then I'll retire to some Starbucks and resume the daily grind.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:56 AM on Thursday, August 19, 2010

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Lurie's Retreat

In the current New Yorker, Tad Friend writes "about the strange disappearance of the downtown artist John Lurie, known in the '80s for his band the Lounge Lizards, in the '90s for his show Fishing with John, and more recently for his absurdist paintings.


"'I remember he was very handsome,' recalls Sylvia Plachy, who photographed Lurie in 1984, during his Lounge Lizard days, at his apartment on the Lower East Side. 'He looked like James Dean and Marlon Brando, and a little like Adrien Brody!"

"Twenty-six years later photographer Gillian Laub spent a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:16 AM on Thursday, August 19, 2010

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Gentle Loon

I'm told by a reliable source that "no decision" has been made about when to release Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life. I had gotten in touch after Todd McCarthy's stunning prediction yesterday that Malick's long-delayed film probably wont be out this year and may not be seen until next May's Cannes Film Festival. McCarthy is "speculating," the source said.


Sure, of course. McCarthy said as much yesterday. And yet I've known McCarthy for many years and he's no shoot-from-the-hipper. He's a very careful and prudent fellow, and I can't imagine he'd write something like this unless...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:42 AM on Thursday, August 19, 2010

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LexG Stays, But With Conditions

I've read the 200-plus comments about LexG, and while he's obviously a mixed package it would be unwise of me to ask him to to push on. There can be no disputing that like most artists, he's an excessive personality in some ways. I've told him privately that I don't want to read one more post about his feelings of depression or whatever aroused hormonal reactions may be pumping through his system in response to this or that young actress, or the allure of her damn feet and her $75 pedicure.

And LexG does need to man up and publicly write...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:27 AM on Thursday, August 19, 2010

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Letter to DeeZee

"I've never had a problem with your neutral links to showbiz stories, but so many people do have a problem with you, to go by last night's 'Quandary' post. I don't want to lose people, and apparently your links and your comments, for that matter, are infuriating a good number of them. Maybe it was the Avatar box-office thread that broke the camel's back -- I don't know.

"So I'm sorry but while I have no argument with your posting links to current stories because it's sometimes hard for me to write and keep up 24/7, you're going to have to...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:09 AM on Thursday, August 19, 2010

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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Grinding Teeth

In an 8.18 Indiewire dispatch, columnist Todd McCarthy, who's serving on the New York Film Festival selection committee, writes that "it now seems clear" that Terrence Malick's endlessly delayed The Tree of Life "will not be opening this year. I can't prove it, of course, and he's supposedly set to start shooting a new film in Oklahoma in October, but I'm convinced we won't be seeing The Tree of Life until, at the earliest, the 2011 Cannes Film Festival. Or perhaps it could turn up at the New York Film Festival a year from now." What?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:02 PM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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Mistake

What's wrong with this trailer? It agitates. It's strident. It gives me a slight headache. Odd sounds and curious music keeps popping in and out. And the narrator is awful. It doesn't seem to represent the film I saw in Cannes. Somebody has to fix this, and fast.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:42 PM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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Quandary

People I respect and admire are telling me that LexG is over-ranting and dominating each thread he takes part in, and that they're getting tired of it and thinking about bailing on HE because of this. Is this a fringe feeling that I've giving too much thought to, or should I be concerned? I want the best and brightest people to hang here. I don't want HE to become some downmarket forum for primitive expressions, and...well, my head is spinning. I really don't know what to say or do.

LexG is exceptionally bright and knows about writing straight from the soul without...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:12 PM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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Beardo

That's what Jeff Bridges looks like with a beard and a cowboy hat, you bet. His beard is a little whiter than it was in Crazy Heart, and it wasn't white at all, of course, in The Big Lebowski so time moves on, etc. What this pic tells me primarily is that Bridges isn't going to register all that strongly as Rooster Cogburn. He has only so many tricks up his sleeve, after all. He can only repeat well-worn schtick. But Hailee Steinfeld, you can tell, has some kind of snarly polecat, don't-mess-with-me attitude.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:12 PM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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Ooh, Bloody and Naked!

I used to have this thing going when I was, like, "oooh, I'm Anna Paquin, the choosy and very cool indie actress"? The Piano, Jane Eyre, Hurlyburly, Buffalo Soldiers, 25th Hour...right? And then...I don't know what happened. But I love being naked and bloody and my own person and part of a hot HBO show that idiots think is really sexy and cool. And I'm being really well paid so...you know, what am I doing wrong? Wait -- am I doing something wrong?


If I could slaughter each and every vampire movie and cable TV series with single...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:00 PM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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Stone Abridged

The trailer for John Curran's Stone (Overture, 10.8) makes it seem like a more-or-less conventional crime melodrama. In the midst of evaluating an apparently psychopathic convict (Edward Norton) regarding an upcoming parole hearing, a retirement-age prison counselor (Robert De Niro) succumbs to sexual favors offered by the prisoner's scheming wife (Milla Jovovich). We all know where this is likely to go. Exposure, revenge, moral ruin, chaos.

Guess what? It goes somewhere else entirely. And I mean into a realm that, for me, is not far from the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:01 AM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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Saying Again

I need to once more register outrage at the rape of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho on the just-out British Bluray (and the forthcoming U.S. version). Because no one, it seems, is mentioning or agreeing with what I said two months ago, which was that two aspect-ratio versions should have been included in the Bluray package.


It should offer the top-and-bottom-cropped 1.78:1 version and the 1.37:1 version that everyone, his sister and his brother-in-law saw in many theatres in 1960, and then on broadcast TV, VHS and laser disc for decades hence. Because the latter is...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:01 AM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010

28 comments

More Independence Day Crap

Two newscasters playing themselves and no characters, no dialogue, no hint of any kind of a story? Just a basic situational set-up with repetitive CG effects? Forget it.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:20 AM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Black Swan

I just saw this ten minutes ago. A gradual sinking, a metaphor...something. Pretty damn intense. Those red eyes and skin rashes. Fierce and paranoid imaginings. Beautiful dancing. Portman is really losing it. In a riveting way, I mean.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:31 PM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Not So Sure

How good can a Bluray of The Bridge on the River Kwai look? At best the color will appear a bit more saturated with slightly more sharpness than the DVD. Hunky-dory. But nobody's going to have an orgasm or fall on the floor when they see it. The 1957 film was shot on 35mm and almost entirely outdoors, and has a utilitarian look for the most part. Some of it just looks good; other parts look fair.


Jack Hildyard's widescreen cinematography is handsome for the most part -- the early-morning-light shots are quite beautiful --- but...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:19 PM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Crawlies

Gothamist staffer John Del Signore has blown the lid off the bedbug situation at Manhattan's AMC Empire. A woman who was "covered with bites" after recently seeing a film at the 42nd Street plex tells Del Signore that AMC Empire staffers" have confirmed that the theater has known of the infestation for days and that it will not be fumigated until Tuesday (i.e., today).


Staffers told the woman "that the AMC on 125th is fighting a bedbug infestation as well."

Bedbugs, Del Signore notes, "thrive in the dark, and have previously feasted on moviegoers in...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:03 PM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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In Her Shoes

"With all of this talk about film restorations and recuts, I want to mention the restoration of Michael Powell's The Red Shoes on Blu-Ray," says HE reader James Kent. "I'd only seen this film once before (a couple of years back on an HD cable station) and was struck by the legendary visuals and cinematography by Jack Cardiff. I knew the Criterion Bluray had to be special, but holy crap -- it's by far the most amazing pure-visual film I have ever seen. There isn't a mark on this thing. It's as if you're in a screening room in 1948, and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:53 AM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Not For Me

Todd Solondz is suddenly looking at some tough child-molester-movie competition from David Schwimmer. Especially with Schwimmer using first-rate actors -- Clive Owen, Catherine Keener, Viola Davis, Jason Carke. Trust is playing the 2010 Toronto Film Festival, and if it's well made, terrific. But the trailer makes it seem like an emotional-bait movie for saps, and something in me just rebels at this kind of thing.

The message titles on the trailer confirm it is exploitation of the lowest order, playing on the fears of people who...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:44 AM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Beer Buzz

A perfect moment happened three or four days ago inside Toad Hall, the neighborhood bar on Grand Street near West Broadway. I was buying my second beer (a draft of something golden and fairly icy) and all of a sudden this started playing. I knew the opening drum-and-raunchy guitar thing, but I'd forgotten the name of the song. The bartender reminded me. I returned to my table with the big brew and immediately bought the song on iTunes. It was on my phone two minutes later.


Sometimes when you hear the right older song in...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:26 AM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Anti-Grain Kahuna

During an Avatar: Special Edition interview last week James Cameron told a Coming Soon guy that he's "just done a complete remaster of Aliens (the Bluray of which will be included in the Alien Anthology set, due on 10.26), and that he did the work with the same colorist with whom he had worked on Avatar, and that he's "completely removed all noise and grain from the extended version of the film." Yes!

"It's spectacular," Cameron said. "We went...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:57 AM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Now I'm Excited

Today's news that Clint Eastwood's Hereafter, Danny Boyle's 127 Hours, Dustin Lance Black 's What's Wrong With Virginia?, Casey Affleck's I'm Still There and Missy Tadjedin's Last Night will show at the Toronto Film Festival (which starts in a mere three weeks) is very good news.

Now I feel as if things are finally kicking in. Not that I wasn't intrigued with the previously announced titles (including Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan, which I have above-average interest in and hopes for), but the Boyle and the Eastwood have upped the voltage. My only problem is with the curious absence of William Monaghan's London...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:27 AM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Decline and Fall

This is that clip from Blake Edwards' Experiment in Terror that I mentioned a few months ago, one that includes shots of a group of teenagers hanging out at a community pool. I saw this 1962 film for the first time in decades about a year ago, and when the poolside scene began I said to myself, "Something's different about the kids apart from the haircuts and dialogue, but I don't know what."

And then it hit me. They're all thin and in great shape....Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:39 AM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Asian Guy Toughs It

A couple of years ago I plugged Don't Forget To Validate Your Parking, Mike Le's sharp and well-written webcomic. Yesterday Le released the first motion-animated sequence based on his work thus far. Excellent stuff. To borrow from Bukowski, the stink of Los Angeles has sunk into his bones.

"All I know is that Le's dialogue feels natural and well-timed in a deadpan, GenY-ish Doonesbury vein," I wrote in August '08, "and that he knows from Hollywood suck-up psychology. And from bitterness,...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:17 AM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Best Extended Fight Ever?

From Johnnie To's Breaking News ('04), an action sequence that required repeated takes and took a long time to get right. A little digital cheating went into the final product, I gather, but nothing that looks overtly fake. Very nice all around. I love sustained shots of almost any kind.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:55 AM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Enough With The Peppy

Speaking as an early spotter of potential in Ed Zwick's Love and Other Drugs, this second trailer -- spritzy, tearful, button-pushing -- has made me turn around and say, "Whoa, chill down...enough."

It's the sad but apparently necessary task of all trailers these days to project a kind of dumbed-down essence of the movie they're selling in order to attract the Jersey Shore crowd. This trailer does that, fine, mission accomplished ...now ease up. Because the comments I've been reading suggest it's more than just another effin' rom-com.

Next month Fox needs to release a trailer that's a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:44 AM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Monday, August 16, 2010

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Try, Try Again

Salon's Matt Zoller Seitz writes about four categories of director's recuts (revisions, rescues, resuscitations, reimaginings) and doesn't mention the exalted fifth category -- i.e., unmistakable improvements? (Okay, so it doesn't begin with an "r.") Four expanded director's cuts that are incontestably better than the original theatrical versions are (a) Cameron Crowe's "bootleg cut" of Almost Famous, (b) James Cameron's Aliens "special edition", (c) Barry Levinson's unrated extended cut of Bugsy, and (d) Ridley Scott's extended Kingdom of Heaven cut.

Crowe's bootleg is a reported 40 minutes longer than the theatrical cut. Cameron's longer Aliens runs 17 minutes...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:07 PM on Monday, August 16, 2010

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Sorry

I gulped when I read about Michael Douglas's situation. Gulped and grimmed up, I mean. Sounds like a bad break. Here's hoping.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:53 PM on Monday, August 16, 2010

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Chicks in Chains

In all candor, in all seriousness -- The Expendables is only a little bit better than this 1973 piece of shit. The announcer is required to say "Black Mama, White Mama" about eight or nine times, and it starts getting really hilarious around the fifth time. The poor guy uses every inflection trick in the book to not sound like a putz, but he can't beat it. The seed, of course, was Stanley Kramer's The Defiant Ones ('58).


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:19 PM on Monday, August 16, 2010

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Mood Setter

Here's part one of the Submarine Channel's three-week-old interview with main-title designer Kyle Cooper; part two is embedded below. You can argue that Cooper's most famous contribution to the form is still his main-title sequence for Se7en, although I'm a huge fan also of K.C.'s (and Thomas Cobb's) opening credits sequence for John Frankenheimer's The Island of Dr. Moreau.

The portion below explains "three classic main titles that made a big impression on Cooper -- The Dead Zone(Wayne Fitzgerald), To Kill A Mockingbird (Stephen Frankfurt)...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:15 PM on Monday, August 16, 2010

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French Know-How

Over a decade before the Woody Allen-Soon Yi scandal and 28 years before Roman Polanski's arrest in Zurich, there was a delightful little French film about a 30-something piano player (Patrick Dewaere) reluctantly and guiltily slipping into a relationship with his 14 year-old stepdaughter (Ariel Besse). Largely, it must be said, because her pursuit of him is so urgent and relentless. Yep, yep...cue the outrage! But in its own delicate and melancholy way, it worked. Only in France, I suppose, and way back when.

The film was...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:30 PM on Monday, August 16, 2010

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Foundas-McCarthy Uptick?

For many years the N.Y. Film Festival has become more and more cloistered and dweeb-minded, less and less in the swing of things, eclipsed by Toronto, Telluride and Venice, folding more and more into its own curated, walled-off mentality, subsisting more and more on cultural goat's milk and resting on the laurels of a diminishing reputation.

And then just like that & out of the blue...wham! David Fincher's highly anticipated The Social Network is announced as the opener of the 48th NYFF, Julie Taymor's The Tempest becomes the centerpiece and now Clint Eastwood's Hereafter has been booked as the the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:40 PM on Monday, August 16, 2010

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The Girl Who Lacked Charisma

I'm sure I'll eventually be forgiven for feeling underwhelmed about David Fincher's decision to hire Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander in his English-language version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I don't know what it is, but on some level she seems...I'm searching for the word. Opaque? Unremarkable? I'm not thinking off-pretty -- she's mildly attractive -- as much as off-charismatic. I'm just not getting that Vivien Leigh voltage.

The fact that I'm a much bigger fan of her older sister, Kate Mara, makes...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:44 AM on Monday, August 16, 2010

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Silence of the Beard

Joaquin Phoenix has not, to my knowledge, made rap-music history since retiring from acting. On top of which it's not interesting to ponder the psychology of a meltdown. Anyone can throw his or her life away any time. All you have to do is say "screw it" and go home and flop down on the couch. So no offense but screw this movie, whatever it is.

Casey Affleck's I'm Still Here -- a doc about Phoenix's meltdown (or put-on meltdown) -- will either Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:02 AM on Monday, August 16, 2010

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American Boob

L.M. Kit Carson and Lawrence Schiller's An American Dreamer, a 1971 doc about the late Dennis Hopper, was screened last night at the Walter Reade theatre by the Film Society of Lincoln Center. Speaking as a longtime pal of Carson's and an admirer of Schilller's, I regret being unable to think of anything remotely flattering to say. The vibe in the room was kindly and sympathetic, but what I heard and felt after the show was mainly polite astonishment. Why had Schiller and Carson decided to even show this thing?

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:20 AM on Monday, August 16, 2010

Sunday, August 15, 2010

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To Be Or Not To Be

I'm interested to a point in seeing the extra footage, but I'm not sure I'm interested in doing the whole "Avatar for 15 dollars in an IMAX theatre" thing again. I'd be into seeing it at a press screening or reviewing an extra-footage Bluray version, but I take it Fox isn't offering either of these options in Manhattan. They just had a press junket in Los Angeles so you'd think they'd do something here. Maybe I'm just out of the loop.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:57 AM on Sunday, August 15, 2010

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Wise

"I was telling him for a long time to get out of that thing because there is only room for one captain on the ship. Instinctively I knew that Peter was going to take over and do the movie. Guillermo, to his credit, didn't listen to me and wanted to do continue and had some great designs -- and I have seen all the designs. Of course he would have done a spectacular job, but don't we want to see Peter do it?

"He should do it and Guillermo should do his thing. That's what I told both of them. You...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:46 AM on Sunday, August 15, 2010

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Listen to Whoo-Whooers

Source: Celebration V in Orlando, Florida -- an "official Lucasfilm event celebrating all things Star Wars, produced by fans for fans" --August 12th to 15th.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:42 AM on Sunday, August 15, 2010

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Stub

Danny Boyle's 127 Hours, which stars James Franco, tells the true story of Aron Ralston, the mountain climber who amputated half his forearm with a Swiss Army knife in order to free himself after being trapped by a boulder for a full five days in '03.

The theme of 127 Hours is about courage, "choosing life" -- a brave kind of heroism. The first half-hour is reportedly dialogue-free, which sounds intriuging. I believe that the dialogue-free opening of There Will Be Blood lasted appproximately...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:02 AM on Sunday, August 15, 2010

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Shutdown

I humped it all the way across the Williamsburg Bridge and across lower Manhattan to the Film Forum last night to catch a 3-D showing of Gorilla at Large, only to be stopped by this note on the ticket-seller's window. I thought I might be able to cup my ears and tough it out, so I asked the ticket-taking guy if I could go in and listen to the sound of the unspooling 7:30 pm show before paying my $12 bucks. The actors were whispering to each other. It was like listening to throat-cancer survivors.


...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:11 AM on Sunday, August 15, 2010

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Bumped

Nanette Burstein's Going The Distance, a long-distance relationship dramedy with Drew Barrymore and Justin Long, has reportedly been pushed back from 8.27 to 9.3, presumably because it was tracking in the toilet. Obviously a last-minute decision with the print ads (like this one, snapped last night near Houston Street) showing the 8.27 date. But that's not the only issue.


Why is it that Barrymore doesn't quite look like herself in the ad? (Her nose seems larger and her chin seems to jut out more -- she looks more like a sister or cousin of herself.) And...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:54 AM on Sunday, August 15, 2010

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Pilgrim Slapdown

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World made an anemic $3.5 million yesterday, a dropoff of roughly 23% from Friday's earnings of $4.5 million. Obviously those reports of a word-of-mouth downtrend were valid. The 23% falloff caused Edgar Wright's film to drop from fourth to fifth place. Inception had been in fifth place on Friday, and is now fourth with Saturday earnings of $4.8 million, an $11.8 weekend tally and a grand cume of $249 million.

I sometimes go into convulsions when some demonstrably awful film is the weekend champ, but this is one of those rare instances in which the wisdom of the crowd...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:16 AM on Sunday, August 15, 2010

Saturday, August 14, 2010

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Hearth and Home

Surely hundreds of particular-minded New York or L.A. residents have now seen Animal Kingdom, easily the best new movie of the weekend. Many of whom, I'm thinking, probably read this site. Reactions? 25 minutes later: Gee, I guess not.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:30 PM on Saturday, August 14, 2010

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The Devil His Due

Bluray versions of the six Star Wars films will be released in the fall of 2011, it was officially announced today. And no -- not the original versions of Episode #4, #5 and #6 but the digitally tweaked-and-upgraded versions, per the order of George Lucas.


Is there anyone who expected anything else? The man is an animal.

"Perhaps bracing for the reactions of fans who decried some of the changes made to the special-edition films -- like, say, an exchange of gunfire between Han Solo and a certain green-skinned bounty hunter -- Mr. Lucas said that...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:23 PM on Saturday, August 14, 2010

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Get Outta Jail

I don't like, believe or want to see several cops noisily and brutally busting into a family's home in order to arrest the wife for murder. That's how they arrest wives in movies (and only in movies). There's simply no reason to do it aggressively; they'd almost certainly do it in a rote, perfunctory manner -- no histrionics.

The film, which I have no beef with other than this one minor point, is Paul Haggis's The Next Three Days (Lionsgate, 11.19). Russell Crowe, Elizabeth Banks, Liam Neeson,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:59 AM on Saturday, August 14, 2010

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Toy Story

Two days ago L.A. Times columnist Geoff Boucher quoted former Star Wars producer Gary Kurtz as claiming that George Lucas rewrote Return Of The Jedi to ensure merchandise sales were not hurt.


"Instead of bittersweet and poignant [Lucas] wanted a euphoric ending with everybody happy," Kurtz recalls. "The original idea was that they would recover [the kidnapped] Han Solo in the early part of the story and that he would then die in the middle part of the film in a raid on an Imperial base. George then decided he didn't want any...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:12 AM on Saturday, August 14, 2010

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Pilgrim Backlash?

It's Saturday morning and shafts of light are piercing through the clouds in the wake of a surprising notion (for me anyway) that Scott Pilgrim is getting hated on big-time by Joe Popcorn and his brood. One box-office specialist has predicted a "sizable Saturday drop" for Edgar Wright's film, another claims Pilgrim is "downtrending" and that Inception might just nudge it out of the fourth and into a fifth-place slot, and LexG wrote last night Pilgrim is "the single most obnoxious, deadly unfunny, embarrassing, repulsive gay-camp spectacle...absolute fucking MISERY to sit through."


To what extent, if any, is...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:30 AM on Saturday, August 14, 2010

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Tough Guys Win

One box-office-assessment says that The Expendables, terrible as it is, made $13.5 million yesterday with a projected $33 to $35 million weekend haul, depending on the word-of-mouth Saturday drop. (Which ought to be sizable.) The second-place Eat Pray Love earned a little over $9 million yesterday, and is looking at $26 or $27 million for the weekend. It's not a great film but it's not going to take a significant Saturday hit -- if anything it might bump up a notch.

The Other Guys will come in third, having made $5.7 million yesterday (down 56%!) with an expected $17 to $17.5 million weekend...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:57 AM on Saturday, August 14, 2010

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Back Pages

Yesterday's reaction to the Love and Other Drugs trailer, and particularly my conviction that Anne Hathaway is not only a locked Best Actress nominee but perhaps (gaseous and idiotic as this sounds) the lead contender at this point, was only partly based on those trailer hors d'oeuvres. I was also getting an intuitive sense that a guy I spoke to months ago about this film may have been right.

I'm referring to a guy I know from (a) a couple of extended phone conversations and (b) having checked him out to some extent online, and whom I've heard from every...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:40 AM on Saturday, August 14, 2010

Friday, August 13, 2010

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Love and Other Drugs

Prediction: Anne Hathaway is a guaranteed lock for a Best Actress nomination. Honestly? I'm 60% convinced she's going to win.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:45 PM on Friday, August 13, 2010

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Hear Me

Earlier today Nikki Finke posted a nifty, sage little profile of Madelyn Hammond, a.k.a. "Hollywood's Job Whisperer." This isn't where HE readers live, I realize. Well, maybe it is.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:32 PM on Friday, August 13, 2010

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How Do You Got Everything?

I thought James L. Brooks' How Do You Know (sans question mark) had been retitled as Everything You've Got. Did they switch back again? The 12.17 Columbia release, obviously comedic, is about a romantic triangle between a professional softball player Lisa Jorgenson (Reese Witherspoon), a corporate executive (Paul Rudd), and a slightly obnoxious big-league pitcher and poon hound (Owen Wilson).


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:33 AM on Friday, August 13, 2010

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Hopper in Manhattan

L.M. Kit Carson and Lawrence Schiller's The American Dreamer -- a 16mm raggedy-ass Dennis Hopper doc -- is having a one-time-showing at FSLC's Walter Reade theatre on Sunday at 6 pm. It follows Hopper around as he cuts The Last Movie and swaggers around his post-Easy Rider glory. "Up close, not so flattering, free-form," the notes say. "[It] has the goods on the late actor and director in his prime -- and you get to be a fly on the wall."

Here's Anne Thompson's

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:30 AM on Friday, August 13, 2010

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Himalayan Hothouse

I'm calling myself a cinephile and I haven't even seen Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger's Black Narcissus ('47). I'll tell you why. Because I thought I'd gotten my fill of Deborah Kerr in a nun's habit after seeing Heaven Knows Mr. Allison, and I didn't want another helping. I'm nonetheless seeing the Criterion Bluray version this weekend. It's this stunning matte shot that awoke me.


Perhaps the best-known image from Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger's Black Narcissus.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:12 AM on Friday, August 13, 2010

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Absence of Ray

In a wiser and more enterprising world, Michael Keaton would have made history as Ray Nicolette, the not terribly bright FBI agent he played in Jackie Brown and Out of Sight. He could played him in a stand-alone Ray Nicolette movie. Maybe two or three of them. I pushed for this 12 years ago, and now the shot is gone. And too bad. The basic character elements were all there. Keaton would have killed.


Michael Keaton (r.) as Ray Nicolette in Quentin Tarantino's Jackie Brown. The actor on the left is Michael Bowen, playing FBI agent Mark Dargus....
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:24 AM on Friday, August 13, 2010

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Creamy Beige

The big revelation in yesterday's DVD Beaver review of the new Psycho Bluray (the all-region British version, that is -- the American Bluray won't be out until 10.19) is that you can now see makeup on Martin Balsam's face in that one close-up he has. Amazing! I love being able to see stuff that you weren't intended to see, but which Bluray has now revealed.


Martin Balsam's "Detective Arbogast" in his very first appearance in Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho. Notice the makeup base spread over his upper cheeks and just under his eyes.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:19 AM on Friday, August 13, 2010

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Flutter Bands

I loathe ethereal, dreamily feminine and generally unpunctuated pop music. Gliding along, un-rocked, non-Lou Reed-ish in a Rock n' Roll Animal sense of the term. Music that seems dead set against making any kind of thump-crunchin' sound. Music that seems to summon the candy-assed spirit and attitude of Michael Cera, and which the almost seems to exists in order to counteract and nullify the spirit of rock 'n' roll music.

According to Jett and Dylan Wells (as well as HE reader George Prager), the leading bands of 2010 that churn out this kind of sound are as follows:

(1) Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:09 AM on Friday, August 13, 2010

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Start Your Engines

It appears likely that The Expendables will win the weekend, although I would be stunned if it didn't experience some kind of significant Saturday fall-off, given the likely word-of-mouth. "I was talking to a friend last night, and he told me the Stallone flick is like a Michael Dudikoff movie from 1986!"

As I wrote yesterday morning, Eat Pray Love, which will most likely come in second, is a far less disappointing film. The big surprise would be Scott Pilgrim vs. the World taking the second-place slot, although I don't see this happening -- this is strictly an Ed Douglas smarty-pants...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:32 AM on Friday, August 13, 2010

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This Is It

Here's the main reason why it's rather foolish to believe in an afterlife, and I say this as someone who would be ecstatic & glowing if I had reason to believe there was one. Who wouldn't be? The main thing you have to do is get past the comical notion that human beings are special cases in the grand scheme because of their small brains, their ability to contemplate their mortality and their ability to generate religious beliefs and feel reverence for certain divine wise men like Yeshua of Nazareth.

There is, of course, a perfect order and an undeniable flow-through harmony...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:56 AM on Friday, August 13, 2010

Thursday, August 12, 2010

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Little Squirrel

L.A. Times columnist Patrick Goldstein caught a screening of Clint Eastwood's Hereafter (Warner Bros., 10.22) last Tuesday. "And though it's too early for a mini-review," he wrote on 8.12, "let's just say that Eastwood, who turned 80 this year, is still The Man when it comes to making movies, showing off a range and depth that puts him right up there with John Huston, Robert Altman and the other old masters."



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:04 PM on Thursday, August 12, 2010

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The Big Fisherman

After being in a career cul-de-sac for several years, Ben Affleck is suddenly back in a big-time way. There's The Town, which he directed and stars in, and which will play the Venice and Toronto film festivals, and which, I'm told, is "better than Gone Baby Gone," according to a guy who recently saw it. And now, totally out of the friggin' blue, there's a just-announced lead in a new Terrence Malick feature in which he'll costar with Rachel Weisz. Filming will reportedly begin in Bartlesville, Oklahoma, in October.

TheWrap's Jeff Sneider has confirmed the Weisz's casting while Affleck's reps...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:03 PM on Thursday, August 12, 2010

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Boobala

I couldn't bring myself to attend any showings of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes at the Film Forum over the past week. The 7-day engagement ends tonight. You can't watch a 1953 Technicolor film in one of those dinky little theatres with the 85-inch screen. You have to catch a film like this inside an old swanky movie palace with a really large screen, or at least at the Academy theatre on Wilshire and La Peer or...you know, some place like that.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:15 PM on Thursday, August 12, 2010

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No Repeats

In a just-posted interview with GQ's Dan Fierman, Get Low star Bill Murray explains the groove of good acting: "I've developed a kind of different style over the years. I hate trying to re-create a tone or a pitch. Saying 'make it sound like I made it sound the last time'? That's insane, because the last time doesn't exist. It's only this time. And everything is going to be different this time. There's only now.

"And I don't think a director, as often as not, knows what is going to play funny anyway. As often as not, the right one is...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:10 PM on Thursday, August 12, 2010

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Recalculate

This is some foreign-territory bootleg cover that I found a few days ago, but you have to admit that the title plus Drew Barrymore's expression is kinda funny.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:57 PM on Thursday, August 12, 2010

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Pilgrim Reckoning

Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) is obviously a nervy, fairly bright and moderately gifted director -- seriously, no jive -- and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, even though it seems to be putting out a kind of aesthetic nerve gas, is some kind of cool-ass, smarty-pants, richly stylized...uhm, waste of time?


It's kind of nifty if you want to feel connected to a movie that under-30 moviegoers are responding to. It's empty and strained and regimented, but...you know, cool and funny and clever, heh-heh. It has wit and vigor and smart music, and it...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:25 PM on Thursday, August 12, 2010

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Gun Crazy

The first 90 seconds of this video piece by Matt Zoller Seitz, Aaron Aradillas and Steven Santos doesn't work. It feels too jingo-militaristic, too Starship Troopers. The first good bit is the rabbit getting blown up in Raising Arizona. It should start with the selling of the handguns sequence in Taxi Driver. Or nutty Mel Gibson talking about six-shooters and old-timers. Sorry -- my opinion.

Lock & Load from Steven Santos on Vimeo.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:37 AM on Thursday, August 12, 2010

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Larry Nails It

Certain parties who regularly contribute to the HE comment boards know the truth of what David says here. We all do, I think. Having a job you like, living in a half-decent place and having good sex on a fairly regular basis is what makes most people happy. Nothing too complex about that. I'm definitely covered on two out of three.

That said, religious types who believe they've got an afterlife ready and waiting are fools.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:11 AM on Thursday, August 12, 2010

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Cold Porcupines

If I hadn't seen Eat Pray Love last night, I wouldn't have watched this seven-month-old clip of Elizabeth Gilbert speaking on PBS's This Emotional Life. Her "porcupines on a winter's night" metaphor explains the dynamic of relationships (particularly among Type A personalities) pretty well, I think. There isn't a line in the Eat Pray Love film that's anywhere near as penetrating.

Gilbert, incidentally, is today 41 years old. Her Brazilian-born husband Jose Nunes (i.e., the real-life model for Javier Bardem's "Felipe," in the film) is Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:40 AM on Thursday, August 12, 2010

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Is What It Is

Obviously U.S.-market trailers have to make foreign-language films seem appealing to English-speaking viewers, but the narration of this trailer for Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's Biutiful, which Roadside will reportedly acquire, feels way off. Is that even Javier Bardem's voice? Biutiful is a Spanish-language film -- why try to obscure this? I thought we were past the age of catering to morons who prefer English-dubbed versions of foreign-language films.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:11 AM on Thursday, August 12, 2010

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Eat Is...Well, Edible

As of 9:56 am on Thursday, 8.12, Eat Pray Love has a 26% Rotten Tomatoes rating while The Expendables is running at 47%. Now, that's just bizarre. And it's not right. You can't give either of these films an enthusiastic thumbs-up, but there's no way Expendables rates higher than Eat by any fair application of Movie Godz standards. No. Effin'. Way.


The best I can figure is that some critics have decided to ease up on the Stallone because it's not entirely sincere about the '80 machismo, and...I don't know, are accustomed to hating on Julia...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:16 AM on Thursday, August 12, 2010

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

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Tillman Rating Obscenity

The MPAA's decision to give Amir Bar Lev's The Tillman Story an R rating is not cool, but it's not the end of the world either. Kids under 17 will be technically barred from seeing it, yes, but c'mon, guys -- how many teens are ever interested in seeing any documentary about anything, even one as good as this?


The MPAA's decision is nonetheless grotesque.

The Tillman Story is about an orchestrated governmental obscenity that tried to exploit the memory of former Arizona Cardinals safety and U.S. Army Ranger Pat Tillman, who was...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:05 PM on Wednesday, August 11, 2010

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Acorn and Tree

The director of this Ben Quayle political spot is an amateur. It's pathetic when Quayle walks off-screen toward the camera and to the left as he mutters, "And I approved this message." The work of a rank amateur. A political candidate who can't find better people to shoot his political spots isn't that bright, trust me. I'm sure Quayle didn't intend to indict himself with this shortcoming, but he has.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:53 PM on Wednesday, August 11, 2010

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Eat Is Fine, Coulda Been Better

I've just spoken to an exceptionally bright female industry professional who's an Eat Pray Love-hard. She saw the big Ryan Murphy-Julia Roberts film last night at the Grove in L.A., and her basic reaction is (a) she was a wee bit disappointed that the pic didn't tap into the spiritual and metaphysical currents that the book uncovered but (b) she wasn't that disappointed and was more or less happy with it.

"I was sitting next to a woman who hadn't read the book and she thought it was great," my source says, "but if you've read the book, and I'm a superfan...I...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:54 PM on Wednesday, August 11, 2010

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The Big Stall

The Time Warner "wideband" service is still screwed up. A new cable guy is here now -- this makes the third TW visit today. The last guy tried to do it twice, but, as Howard Hawks would say, "he just wasn't good enough." I've been tooling around with my backup Toshiba and the AT&T air card in the kitchen, but there have been other issues besides. I have to leave for a 6:30 pm Eat Pray Love screening in about 90 minutes so the whole day has been a wash. Update: The third guy finally fixed it. (I think.) He went outside and...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:33 PM on Wednesday, August 11, 2010

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Mad Men

My entire morning was destroyed by the geniuses at Time Warner cable. A guy came by to install TW's new wideband service ("speeds up to 50 mbps"), and it took him well over 90 minutes to figure things out with the TW brainiacs back at TW command central. And then he couldn't type in the right password, and we spent nearly a half-hour trying to decipher that mystery.

And then we discovered than only two computers could use the wireless service at the same time, and not three. (Which I have.) Then I couldn't access Gmail, either through the online platform or...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:51 AM on Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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Scuzzy Motel

Early last May Sunset Gun's Kim Morgan spoke with Lindsay Lohan during a Burbank photo shoot that would produce images to promote Inferno, the Linda Lovelace film. Tyler Shields took the photographs; director Matthew Wilder was there. But who mixed this just-posted video? Too much music, muddy dialogue...yeesh!

"The dramatic pictures [were] based on an especially sad moment in Lovelace's life," Morgan writes. "It was fascinating to watch Lindsay go in and out of character. When it was all done, she sat on the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:16 PM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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Young Fussies

"At first glance The Romantics (Plum, 9.10) gives the impression of being one of those trendy value-packed romantic comedies laced with bits and pieces of top talent aimed at getting fans in the seats, but which offer little in the way of good story-telling (He's Just Not That Into You, Valentine's Day). But The Romantics is a true ensemble piece where the actors work stronger as a unit then alone.

"The casting by producer-director-screenwriter-novelist Galt Niederhoffer is near pitch perfect, and the players work together seamlessly...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:52 PM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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The Bali Bop

A critic friend saw Eat Pray Love today. "So how is it on a scale of 1 to 10?," I wrote five or ten minutes ago. "Is it, like, a 7? Maybe a 7.5?" His reply: "I'd give it a 6. Pretty bland self-help movie with a lot of pretty travelogue footage." Update: HE reader "bobbyperu" has given it an 8.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:14 PM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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Diane Lane's Blind Side?

Disney publicity is showing Randall Wallace's Secretariat (Disney, 10.8) to certain folks in the loop, so I called around today and finally heard two non-vested views. Both informers believe that Diane Lane may be in line to snag the same kind of praise that Sandra Bullock got for her performance in The Blind Side.

"It's very good for Diane, is what it is," says one viewer. "Because it's a strong role, because of her performance, it could turn into a kind of Blind Side thing for...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:14 PM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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Popped

I wrote a few months ago that I couldn't invest in Queen Latifah in a romantic context in Just Wright because she seemed too physically imposing for a guy like Common. I'm also down with any actor who seeks privacy in order to not interfere with any chance of some producer being reluctant to cast him/her in a mainstream romantic comedy.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:57 PM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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True Blood

With the death of former Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens now being reported, the voters of Alaska are being reminded of the constant cycle of things. This actually has nothing to do with Stevens, a corrupt old buzzard, being killed in a plane crash, but the fact is that fresh energy is needed. Alaska needs to shed skins, reinvent itself, support new fellows.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:33 AM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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Crosby, Taylor and LeRoy

I've noted before that a good portion of popular movies and popular actors have always been mediocre and/or mushy. You can't quite say that the more popular a film is now, the less cultural cred it will have in years and decades to come...but a lot of popular stuff sure seems old or stodgy in retrospect. And an awful lot of popular actors from the big-studio era sure seem like nothing. Which correlates, of course, to our current crop.


(l. t. ro.) Bing Crosby, Robert Taylor, Mervyn LeRoy.

Everyone today gets what...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:15 AM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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Jack London's Ghost

Cinema Blend's Josh Tyler has written the best defense of The Expendables so far. Wait...who has defended it? Anyone? The point is that Tyler's writing is honest and the thinking is right out there -- no posturing, no subterfuge, no clever-dick wordsmithing. I vaguely sympathize with what he's saying -- this is the age of Michael Cera, the little-girly man with the scrawny bod and the little fairy voice and deer-in the headlights expression, and woe to any culture that embraces such a pale expression of maleness -- but The Expendables is still a stinky, third-rate embarassment.

"The Expendables is not a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:55 AM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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"Perpetual Drift"

I for one completely support the position on Afghanistan taken by Senator Barack Obama. His is a very intelligent and perceptive view of an obviously untenable situation. If only...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:34 AM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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All There Is

We all know exactly -- exactly -- what to expect from Nora Ephron's forthcoming Reese Witherspoon-as-Peggy Lee biopic. Lee's rep is that of a soulful singer-artist who peaked in the '40s, '50s and '60s, was kind of led around by her loins and hot blood (marriage to Dave Barbour, "Fever," "Lover"), did some animal voicings in 1955's Lady and the Tramp, and ended up feeling a little dispirited and disappointed ("Is That All There Is?"). Accurate or dead-on, unfair or unkind, that's the sum-up.


If I know Ephron, she'll tone down...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:46 AM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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Nothing

Eat Pray Love is a fertile satirical topic this week (Eat vs. Expendables, chick-flick aesthetics, boning Bardem vs. Bali spirituality, is Roberts resurging or over?) and Jimmy Kimmel's writers decided to focus on Latino fat guys?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:07 AM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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Flotsam

According to a poll released today by TheFrisky.com, a decisive majority of empty, spiritually diseased young women who read this site would rather trade places with Jersey Shore's Snooki than Bristol Palin, Heidi Montag, Britney Spears, Vienna Girardi or Lindsay Lohan. I've half-jested before about putting geekboy fans of CG superhero movies into green reeducation camps. It's a benevolent idea at heart -- to try and detoxify people who've become so polluted with various media poisons that they're unable to recognize healthy aesthetic convictions, and have to come to prefer sequential junk-food highs as a way of life. Let's just say...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:40 AM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Monday, August 9, 2010

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Ishtar Again

In an 8.9 New Yorker posting, Richard Brody is urging the daring and the willing to catch Elaine May's Ishtar tomorrow morning on Turner Classic Movies at 4 am (i.e., about 11 hours from now). Brody calls this misunderstood 1987 calamity "one of the most original, audacious, and inventive movies -- and funniest comedies -- of modern times. It isn't just a movie worth rescuing for a few choice bits; it's a thoroughgoing, beginning-to-end masterwork."


Warren Beatty as "Lyle" in Elaine May's Ishtar.

All right, now that's just horseshit. Over-cranked, over-exuberant, not trustworthy. And yet Ishtar,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:23 PM on Monday, August 9, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:12 PM on Monday, August 9, 2010

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Stinks From The Head

Bleeding Cool's Rich Johnston reported last Friday that 20th Century Fox has bought screen rights to Nemesis, a Mark Millar/Steven McNiven graphic novel that Tony Scott may...okay, probably will wind up directing with Scott Free producing. Because the world simply can't wait for another property about another costumed vigilante a la Tony Stark (i.e., eccentric billionaire), and another plot about this guy's parents having been killed and the vigilante bent on revenge, etc.


Am I hallucinating? Is this a dream? I don't how how to say this differently so I'm just going to repeat that...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:21 PM on Monday, August 9, 2010

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Another Hit

Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables "isn't a good movie -- it's merely a serviceable one," writes Marshall Fine. "Stallone wants it to be a valedictory, perhaps: a meditation on the way men of violence live their lives and live with themselves. But Unforgiven it ain't. Neither is it The Wild Bunch nor The Dirty Dozen. It wants to be, but, again, there's not that much depth.

"Stallone would like to fancy himself an auteur on the order of Clint Eastwood: a director/writer who happens to act and who, eventually, could step behind the camera full-time. But as The Expendables shows, he is, at...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:20 AM on Monday, August 9, 2010

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All Together Now

My father, a grumpy rationalist, never bought into religion. But my mother did, to my great distress, and so she raised me as a Episcopalian. I was unenthused, reluctant. I know I should have just relaxed and rolled with it. The Episcopal church, after all, was thought to be a kind of mild-mannered, middle-class path to God. Not as stringent or demanding as Catholicism. Its parishioners were less passionate than the Methodists. It was thought that even Presbyterians were a little more Catholic-y than Episcopalians.

Episcopalian ministers weren't that dogmatic; they were liberal guys who drank wine and smoked pipes and led...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:08 AM on Monday, August 9, 2010

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Wrong Term

Due respect to the N.Y. Times editors who worked on John Anderson's profile of Eddie Marsan, but Marsan isn't "that guy," as their headline states. He's that brute, that British oaf, that homely animal, that rage-hound, that Mike Leigh regular, that half-psychopath, that proletariat muttonhead.


Eddie Marsan

In my book "that guy" tends to refer to a persona created and maintained by a leading actor. It suggests acceptance, approval, affection. It means "a guy we might choose to be if we weren't already taken," etc. Robert Redford used to play "that guy" during the '70s and...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:05 AM on Monday, August 9, 2010

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Blaxploitation Lando-Fly

"Who's the baddest dude in the galaxy? Who's slicker that Super-Fly? Cooler than Captain Kirk?" The trailer was shown at ComicCon 2010. A website was discovered a few days later. Patrick Sauriol's Coming Attractions did a whole run-down on Blackstar Warrior on 7.29.

I still can't figure what year this film was made in. Obviously well after the Blaxploitation wave of the early to mid '70s. It was most likely produced after The Empire Strikes Back ('80) but before Return of the Jedi ('83).

Here's the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:21 AM on Monday, August 9, 2010

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Alma

"I'll remember you, honey," a sassy Paul Newman said to Patricia Neal as she stepped onto a bus in Hud. "You're the one that got away." Actually Neal, who died yesterday of lung cancer at age 84, was the one who stuck around and toughed it out.


She led a long, distinguished, sometimes tumultuous life, and yet her most lasting impression -- for fans like myself anyway -- is that of a cultivated, unfussy woman who, in her prime, was probably amazing in bed. You're not supposed to mention stuff like this when a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:01 AM on Monday, August 9, 2010

Sunday, August 8, 2010

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Metaphor

Worth 1000 has posted several entries in a minimalist movie-poster series. I'm waiting for the connection between a gasoline hose and Zoolander to kick in. It's been a while since I've seen it. Maybe I'm thinking too strenuously. Gayboy humor, fishnet T-shirts, Owen Wilson, teeny-weeny cell phone, etc.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:07 PM on Sunday, August 8, 2010

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Son of Numbers

With its earnings of $11.1 million, Salt has taken the highly coveted fourth-place spot, beating back Dinner for Schmucks ($10.4 million, down 56%) and Despicable Me ($9.4 million, down 39%). Step Up, as expected, retreated to third place after coming in second on Friday -- it will finish tonight with $15.4 million. The Other Guys is the walk-away winner, as reported, with $35.6 million. Inception has come in second with $19 million even.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:26 PM on Sunday, August 8, 2010

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Bloody Kids

A Bluray of Jack Clayton's The Innocents ('61) is out on 8.23...in England. Still haven't determined if it's an all-region; I'm presuming it's not. Apart from my fetish for monochrome Scope, The Innocents is attractive for being nearly as scary as Robert Wise's The Haunting ('63), also shot in the same format. A powerful tone of eerie creepiness kicks in during the last third. That shot of a female ghost (or, if you will, a motionless dead woman standing in the reeds along a river) has never left my mind.


Some other longed-for black-and-white Bluray Scope films:...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:18 PM on Sunday, August 8, 2010

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Not From There

When I first heard about Wyclef Jean intending to run for president of Haiti, I said to myself, "That's cool, right? A cool entertainer, a soul man, a man of the people...gotta be a good thing." Now I'm not so sure. Not just because of what Sean Penn said a couple of days ago but also N.Y. Times columnist Charles Blow, same date.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:52 AM on Sunday, August 8, 2010

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'50s 3-D Festival

On 5.31 I wrote jokingly about Gorilla at Large (1954), a cheeseball 3-D thriller about a heavy-set guy in a gorilla suit terrorizing Anne Bancroft under a circus tent. Cameron Mitchell, Raymond Burr, Lee J. Cobb and Lee Marvin costarred. Lo and behold it's booked to play 8.14 at the Film Forum as part of a two-week 3-D series (8.13 to 8.26).

Also included are Man in the Dark, a black-and-white 3D noir I've never seen (probably crap) and Alfred Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder. If the focus was chintzy 1950s 3-D (as opposed to the grotesque run of 3-D...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:21 AM on Sunday, August 8, 2010

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And Then You Die

I've been a Paddy Chayefsky fanatic for as long as I can remember, but until last week I'd never seen Middle of the Night ('59), a May-December romance drama that Chayefsky adapted from his stage play. It meant having to buy a whole Kim Novak DVD package but a voice told me right away, "Now is the time...you can't put off seeing a serious Chayefsky work, even a lesser one, any longer. Do it."


It's about Fredric March, a recently widowed 56 year-old who runs a Manhattan clothing business, having an affair with Kim Novak, an...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:13 AM on Sunday, August 8, 2010

Saturday, August 7, 2010

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Performance

Union Square, L line -- Saturday, 8.7, 12:15 am.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:14 PM on Saturday, August 7, 2010

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Gallo

This 2004 audio interview between Vincent Gallo and Hikari Katano is thrilling. It reminds me of what fun it's been to speak to Gallo -- the guy is fierce, blazing. He says some stuff about Eric Roberts and Julia Roberts that you may not believe, but you have to at least consider it. Thanks to HE reader 90027 for the link.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:16 PM on Saturday, August 7, 2010

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"Dead" To The Studios?

New York/"Vulture" hip-hop homies Willa Paskin and Claude Brodesser-Akner have roughed up Middle Men star Luke Wilson in a piece about his stalled career. Maybe "stalled" is putting it too harshly. But "diminished" and "not happening like it was five years ago" are fair. The bottom line is that Luke is a good guy. He was perfect in The Family Stone. His direction of The Wendell Baker Story was charming and winsome. He just needs to (a) get lucky again and (b) drop a few pounds.


"Not so long ago, Luke Wilson was a promising up-and-comer, equally...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:10 PM on Saturday, August 7, 2010

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Kids, Ruffalo & Feinberg

The only problem I had with The Kids Are All Right was that Mark Ruffalo's character is just shit-canned at the end. Banished for the sin of having had an affair with Julianne Moore. The kids dismiss him, the movie dismisses him...dead. But the audience is left thinking, "Okay, he made a mistake and he's a little immature, but he's a half-decent sort and the kids' biological dad. Does he deserve to get thrown out like a half-eaten carton of McDonald's fries?"


Well, Scott Feinberg has obtained a March 2009 copy of the Kids script and discovered...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:59 PM on Saturday, August 7, 2010

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Lesson

I met a woman a few weeks ago who seemed...well, nice. We talked at a Chelsea bar for 90 minutes or so. Nothing all that jolting or tectonic on my end but she certainly seemed like good people. A couple of days later she told me she was taking a pass. She'd looked at my Facebook page and decided that anyone with over 500 friends wasn't to be trusted. I could have said "But, but...a lot of people know me!" but it wasn't worth the effort. I let it go.

Because I knew what she was basically implying, and I had no theoretical...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:21 PM on Saturday, August 7, 2010

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Wayside

I'm reminded after the recent passing of famed production designer Robert Boyle that I've never seen The Man on Lincoln's Nose, the 2000 documentary about his career. Boyle's credits include In Cold Blood, Winter Kills, J. Lee Thompson's Cape Fear and Alfred Hitchcock's Saboteur (superb design during the opening aircraft sequence), North by Northwest and The Birds.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:56 PM on Saturday, August 7, 2010

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Old Saw

A friend suggests that this scene from Sleepless in Seattle "is the whole Expendables vs. Eat Pray Love thing in a nutshell, or a nutsack." One can forget how thin and boyish-looking Tom Hanks was 17 years ago. I've had it in my mind all this time that he says "that's a chick flick" after Rita Wilson recites the Affair to Remember finale. In actuality he says "that's a chick's movie."

This is a dreadful looking clip, of course, because of the hokey hand-drawn intro and the...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:23 PM on Saturday, August 7, 2010

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Odd

I don't get the thing with the red-haired guy and the tape measure and the restraining order. The only Google uncovering is a movie called Restraining Order starring Eric Roberts.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:11 AM on Saturday, August 7, 2010

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Forget The Face-Off

A few weeks back that call-to-arms Expendables trailer was funny and cool and everyone got it. Then The Expendables started to be screened and the air went out of the balloon. Which is why Stephen Zeitchik's 8.6 L.A. Times piece about gender genre loyalty and the epic box-office battle between The Expendables and Eat Pray Love feels a bit behind the curve.


(l.) Javier Bardem, Julia Roberts in Eat Pray Love; (r.) Jason Statham, Sly Stallone in The Expendables. Indulgence, travel, mysticism and hot nights with Bardem vs. Stallone-y brawn, wink-wink machismo,...
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:14 AM on Saturday, August 7, 2010

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Numbers

The Other Guys will easily win the weekend. It made around $13 million yesterday and will most likely accumulate $35 or $36 million by Sunday night. Inception appears to have dropped its usual 30-something per cent (31% to be exact) for a $5.6 million take Friday, a $19 million weekend cume and a grand tally of $228 million. Step Up 3, a film that does not exist in the minds of millions, topped Inception yesterday by $400,000 (i.e., around $6 million) but if it drops today, as expected, it'll end up with only $15 or $16 million and a third-place finish.

Otherwise...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:54 AM on Saturday, August 7, 2010

Friday, August 6, 2010

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Randy Jewish Guy

This will sound shallow, but I feel oddly gratified that Paul Giamatti is wearing a wig in Barney's Version, a Canadian comedy set to debut at the Venice Film Festival. I wanted his thinning hair to stop at Sideways levels, and of course it hasn't. The film seems lively enough and Dustin Hoffman has some funny lines. I know that the 1997 Mordecai Richler novel that the film is based upon involves three wives and the arrival of one Al Z. Heimer.

Here's another really...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:51 PM on Friday, August 6, 2010

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Perfect

I'm pretty sure this Kevin Pollak bit -- i.e., Albert Brooks telling the Aristocrats joke -- wasn't in The Aristocrats. Pollak is amazing. The voice isn't exactly like Brooks' but the vowels and inflections are just right. "Whatever, I'm fine..I'll be in therapy. This is what we do...Helen, you couldn't be more fired than you are now...I'd kill your family if I knew them...I got nothin', I'm spent."


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:51 PM on Friday, August 6, 2010

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"Mind-Blowing"

Somebody in Criterion's editorial department has published a q & a with producer Curtis Tsui, the subject being Tsui's recent work on Criterion's upcoming Paths of Glory Bluray. The project led Tsui to visit the rural English home of the late Stanley Kubrick, the film's director. Tsui is "annoyingly coy" (his own words) when asked to physically describe the house and grounds, but by mentioning an annual three-day arts festival thrown on the estate by Kubrick's widow Christiane, he provides the geographical location.


I've known for decades that Kubrick's home was near the town of...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:31 AM on Friday, August 6, 2010

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Dial It Down

You could call George Gallo's Middle Men a kind of crime comedy except it isn't funny -- Giovanni Ribisi's hyper performance kills any instinct you might have to laugh at anything in this film -- so I don't know what to call it. I know that after it was over it felt sublime not to be in the presence of actors shouting and sweating and doing lines and smoking and screaming at each other and waving guns around. God!


Middle Men is kinda like Goodfellas but with the emphasis lever turned all the way up, and despite agreeable...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:57 AM on Friday, August 6, 2010

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Fantastic!

Will Tony Scott's Unstoppable turn out better than The Taking of Pelham 123? It looks kick-ass to me, and hail to those that know how to really and truly deliver on these terms. As long as the reason(s) for the train being unstoppable seem logical and reasonable, all will be well. It'll be total ice cream. You know Scott can do this kind of thing blindfolded with one hand tied.

Last fall I wrote that Pelham 123 should be considered as a Best Picture candidate. And...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:16 AM on Friday, August 6, 2010

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Objective Response

When the words gets out that you're toast and it's just a matter of time, some people have a tendency to step back a few paces, or turn away and cut off contact. I'd like to think that I'm not one of them, but I've seen these responses time and again. One thing's for sure: Christopher Hitchens is evading nothing in terms of analysis. He's dealing with it like a man.

When my sister was on her way out with cancer, days or hours from liftoff, my brother...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:50 AM on Friday, August 6, 2010

Thursday, August 5, 2010

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Middle Class Values

The MPAA's decisIon to give an R rating to Yael Hersonski's A Film Unfinished (Oscilloscope, 8.18), a respected Holocaust documentary, seems petty and lame. The board reportedly didn't want minors exposed to two sequences containing frontal nude shots of Warsaw Jews being shoved around by Nazi soldiers. Brilliant!

"In a world where young people are bombarded with meaningless entertainment, it's unfortunate that a film with real educational and historic value would be denied to them by an organization that is supposed to be working to help...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:31 PM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

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"Like a Doris Day Movie..."

Throughout the '90s and into the early aughts I knew, liked and sat down a few times with Richard Sylbert, one of the finest production designers who ever lived. Thinking about Emma Watson 's haircut led me to clips of Rosemary 's Baby, and then a two-part piece (taken from the RB DVD) about its making, and five or six clips of Sylbert on it. And I was just taking a few moments to think about him. Here are links to part #1 and part #2.

Sylbert discusses this and that decision about Rosemary's Baby -- the New York locations,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:56 PM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

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Pan

I feel the same way about Emma Watson's radical hair removal as John Cassevetes felt about Mia Farrow's Vidal Sassoon cut in Rosemary's Baby -- appalled. "The stylist just grabbed the back of my hair and took a whole ponytail of hair out," Watson tells EW. "It felt amazing." This is what happens when you let a hairdresser do whatever he wants and you don't show authority. Those guys will always, always cut a client's hair shorter, every time.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:16 PM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

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Kagan Is In

Elena Kagan has been approved by the U.S. Senate to serve on the Supreme Court, 63 to 37...hooray! Kagan's sexuality is her own affair and no one's else's -- it certainly didn't belong in any discussions about her suitability for the court -- but if Andrew Sullivan's writings about this can be accepted it seems like a fairly significant day for gay people everywhere.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:32 PM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

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Funny, Exceptional

This is actually pretty good, this thing. The creators are Jeff Loveness, Kyle Helf, Luke Sommer, Scott Takeda, Jared Lagroue, Seth Allison. (Kyle Helf sounds like a mixture of kelp and Uriah Heep.) I'm not saying the Social Network team needs a new trailer. The most recent one is quite sharp and effective. But this parody trailer may be stepping out in front as we speak.

Hey, what about letting a few hand-picked, forward-thinking columnists see The Social Network later this month?


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:11 PM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

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Dream Lover

Six months ago I saw Ariel Schulman and Henry Joost's Catfish (Rogue/Universal, 9.17) at Sundance. It's "engrossing and certainly reflective of cyber-culture relationship intrigues, but I wasn't exactly levitating out of my seat," I wrote. "I also found it a bit curious -- the film's depiction of hinterland culture suggests echoes of American kookery unbound."

SPOILER WARNING: "During the first 60% of Catfish Nev Schulman -- a smart, confident and attractive 24 year old who's the main protagonist -- falls into an intriguing online flirtation with...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:43 PM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

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Scratchy Whispers

A trailer that refuses to show an image for 48 seconds is probably up to something good. The film is Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (Miramax, 1.21.11), and you can sense right away that it's a cut or two above. The news of Guillermo del Toro having produced and co-written is like a five-star review from Consumer Reports. The director is Troy Nixey. The costars are Katie Holmes, Guy Pearce, Bailee Madison, Alan Dale, Eliza Taylor-Cotter, etc.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:16 PM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

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"Intensely!"

The best parts of William Friedkin's The Exorcist ('73), which is out on Bluray on 10.5 , don't involve spinning heads or pea soup vomit. I'm talking about moments in which scary stuff is suggested rather than shown.

Such as (1) that prologue moment in Iraq when Father Merrin (Max Von Sydow) is nearly run over by a galloping horse and carriage, and a glimpse of an older woman riding in the carriage suggests a demonic presence; (2) a moment three or four minutes later when Merrin...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:36 AM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

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More Love for Drugs

About five months ago I ran a positive research-screening review (based on a talk with a guy I know and trust) of Ed Zwick's Love and Other Drugs (20th Century Fox, 11.24). Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway, Big Pharma, Viagra, and early-stage Parkinson's. On 7.28 another good review popped up, based on a recent Kansas City showing. I don't know the author but he calls himself Shep and has a reasonably well-written blog called "What Is Wrong With The World Today?"


"Chick flick and romantic comedy. These are words that will make almost any man cringe when...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:44 AM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

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Okay...

A bit of a blather-on piece by The Guardian's Ryan Gibney comparing the decline of Tom Cruise, 48, to the ascendancy of Leonardo DiCaprio, 36.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:39 AM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

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That Cannon Stamp

I've read more than one description of The Expendables as a kind of '80s action film. Director-cowriter-star Sylvester Stallone has not only paid tribute to his action-star heyday, but resuscitated the look and style of Reagan-era action flicks (including, to some extent, the calibre of special effects as they existed back then). But there's a better, simpler shorthand: The Expendables is a 1986 or '87 Cannon Film. It feels cut from the same cloth as Cobra and Over The Top.


The trick or attitude with The Expendables (or at least one that I suspect was in...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:31 AM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:05 AM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

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Orange, Part 2

I've just clarified and expanded upon my problems with the color orange, which I began discussing late yesterday afternoon. I brought it up initially because orange rules like a dictator in a series of movie posters created Olly Moss for the Alamo Draft House's Rolling Road Show. Striking, yes, but a little off-putting. Well, slightly.


In response to my contrarian comments HE reader bmcintire pointed out that "this Roadshow is being called the 'We Are All Workers Rolling Roadshow,' orange being shorthand for 'construction' or 'working class'. You...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:20 AM on Thursday, August 5, 2010

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:05 PM on Wednesday, August 4, 2010

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The Truth, Finally

An 8.4 Guardian story by John Crace advances the notion that The Expendables is Sex and the City for guys. Think about that. It's generally accepted that the Sex and the City films were awful but women paid to see them anyway. So one could conclude that Grace is saying that The Expendables more or less sucks, but that won't deter the guys. Is that a selling point?


It has to be said that the dopey (and sometimes hilarious) splatter-gore spills that sold Stallone's last Rambo film don't pay off as well in The Expendables. Too much...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:35 PM on Wednesday, August 4, 2010

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Roadshow

The Alamo Draft House's Rolling Road Show begins on 8.6 in Los Angeles with a screening of Jackie Brown, and concludes on 8.27 in New York City with a screening of The Godfather, Part II on -- get this -- "a Manhattan rooftop near Little Italy." A week earlier (8.20) On The Waterfront will be shown on Hoboken's Pier a Park. Thing is, there's almost nothing left of the Hoboken that Elia Kazan shot in 1953 -- it's mostly been torn down, paved over and Starbucked. Even the echoes have disappeared. Or at least the meatheads have.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:58 PM on Wednesday, August 4, 2010

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Art of Sitting Down

I don't like guys who fall into their movie theatre seats like children. A guy did this in front of me a couple of nights ago. He just flopped backwards, his massive bulk collapsing into his rocking-chair seat and causing the hard-plastic backing to slam me in the knees. "Jerk!," I muttered to myself. An elegant man always eases himself down onto the seat and gently leans back on his seat. If there'd been a scene in To Catch a Thief in which Cary Grant took Grace Kelly to a movie. you can bet he wouldn't have pointed to two empty theatre chairs...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:27 PM on Wednesday, August 4, 2010

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Orange Doesn't Work

Some kind of orange fetish has recently caught on among movie-poster designers. Last night in the 14th Street and 8th Avenue station I snapped a just-mounted one-sheet for Anton Corbijn's The American (Focus Features, 9.1). And then this morning Awards Daily posted an OMG Posters display of various Olly Moss one-sheet designs for several classic films. Was Moss hired by Focus Features to do an American poster, or is it just what it seems -- a coincidence?


Orange has always seemed like an overly provocative color. Rude, obnoxious -- doesn't get along...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:30 PM on Wednesday, August 4, 2010

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Edgar G. Ulmer's Detour

A complete wifi modem meltdown in the Brooklyn apartment requires a hurried visit to Time Warner Cable's offices on Paidge Avenue. This may or may not be followed by a 3:30 pm screening of Mesrine: Public Enemy #1 (i.e., the conclusion of Jean-Francois Richet's two-part French-produced crime thriller). The only good thing that has happened so far today is that Mike the building owner has fixed the front doorbell.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:07 AM on Wednesday, August 4, 2010

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3-D Thrill is Gone

The Wrap's Daniel Frankel has reported data that shows moviegoers are becoming less and less interested in paying 3-D premium prices to see mezzo-mezzo 3-D fare. The cause of the situation is (a) "uneven" (underwhelming or flat-out shitty) quality from the films themselves, and (b) the ruinous effect of fake 3-D, which DreamWorks honcho Jeffrey Katzenberg ranted about four months ago.


"Nearly 80 percent of Avatar's audience saw it in 3D...but 3D's box-office trajectory has been pointing downward almost ever since," Frankel writes. The obvious lesson is that if the 3D films that have opened...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:09 AM on Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

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Wandering Eye

Tonight I saw a significant portion of George Gallo's Middle Men, an overly emphatic faux-Tarantino crime movie about a fair-minded, level-headed businessman (Luke Wilson) who gets caught up in a porn-related internet billing service in the '90s. Anyway, there's an extended walking-through-an-orgy sequence that didn't make the final cut sitting on pornhub.com.

The sequence isn't as good as Stanley Kubrick's in Eyes Wide Shut and it isn't exactly Scorsese-ish either, but it's not half bad.

Opening on 8.6 through Paramount Vantage, Middle Men is based on the '90s experiences of producer Christopher Mallick. Gallo directed and co-wrote the exaggerated script...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 PM on Tuesday, August 3, 2010

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Best Lennon Ever?

Watch the first 15 minutes of Lennon Naked, a John Lennon biopic that aired on British TV six weeks ago, and you'll understand right away that it kicks Nowhere Boy's ass, and that Christopher Eccleston's lead performance is, like, way better than Aaron Johnson's.

You can complain that Eccleston, 46, is way too old to be playing Lennon in his 20s, but his performance more than compensates.

"It's a brilliant performance in a brilliant film," exclaimed The Guardian's Sam Wollaston, "because what Eccleston does...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:44 PM on Tuesday, August 3, 2010

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Don't Tell Me

I had my reasons for not getting into last Friday's conversation about Liam Neeson saying he's no longer attached to play Abraham Lincoln because he's gotten too old.

For one thing that's bullshit. Lincoln was 56 when he was shot and Neeson is a trim and healthy-looking 58. On top of which Lincoln wasn't exactly a vision of youth and vigor with his haggard features and scraggly beard so give me a break. Neeson could be 60 or 62 and still get away with playing him, easy.

The other thing, I suspect, is that Neeson said what he said because like...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:41 PM on Tuesday, August 3, 2010

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No Attitude

I understand that Eat Pray Love (Columbia, 8.13) is for over-30 women and gay guys, for the most part. But speaking as a yellow-sneaker-wearing metrosexual film buff, I'd like to find a place for it in my head. I'm down with any woman-friendly film that at least tries to deliver the basic goods. Give me some reasonably rounded characters, believable motivations, smartly sculpted dialogue and a reasonably satisfying story, and I won't squawk. Really.


On top of which I'm a sucker for beautiful footage of Rome, Naples, India and Indonesia. That is, as long as the...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:11 AM on Tuesday, August 3, 2010

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Reptiles in Tall Grass

Jeffrey Ressner's Hollywood Reporter piece about Hollywood Republicans and their "Friends of Abe" organization was posted last night. It mentions an FoA soiree last June at "a sprawling horse ranch near the Ventura County line" that was attended by Republican Senate hopeful Carly Fiorina.

Ressner lists the usual roster of industry-linked righties -- Kelsey Grammer, Gary Sinise, Dennis Miller, Jon Voight, Lee Greenwood, Andrew Breitbart, Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry. Whom we've all been hearing and reading about for years, right? What about the next generation of Hollywood Republicans? Are there any industry righties from among the under-35 set? A...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:25 AM on Tuesday, August 3, 2010

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Nilsson Lives

It was announced yesterday that the longest-delayed documentary with the worst title in the history of motion pictures has found a distributor. John Scheinfeld's Who Is Harry Nilsson (And Why Is He Saying Terrible Things About Me)?, which had its debut four and a half years ago at the Santa Barbara Film Festival, has been acquired by Kino Lorber.

The widely praised doc will get a 9.10 Cinema Village opening in Manhattan along with (one presumes) another in Los Angeles on or near the same date,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:39 AM on Tuesday, August 3, 2010

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Required Viewing

Six and a half years ago filmmaker Les Blank, best known for his legendary Burden of Dreams (1982), a doc about the making of Werner Herzog's Fitzcarraldo, took part in a Santa Barbara Film Festival panel discussion about documentary filmmaking. I don't remember what Blank said (a video of the discussion sits below), but I do recall his decision to lay out DVDs of his films on a blanket outside the theatre and offer them for sale.

The fact that Burden of Dreams is now free on Hulu...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:35 AM on Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Monday, August 2, 2010

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Snaggle Tooth

If this is real, it reminds us that on top of all of her other problems, Lindsay Lohan suffers from appalling taste in projects. I was able to watch about 20 seconds of this trailer before blacking out. Director-writer-costar Vince Offer might have crafted a masterpiece and is deliberately concealing this fact for some crafty reason. But if not, he needs to be seized, taken outside and shot.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:12 PM on Monday, August 2, 2010

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Upload

Sometime this morning The Pusuitist posted a link to an mp3 Inception ringtone.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:09 PM on Monday, August 2, 2010

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Animal Kingdom Guys

I went straight from Penn Station early this afternoon to the Regency hotel (Park and 61st) for an Animal Kingdom sitdown with director-writer David Michod. Before my scheduled interview I ran into costar Ben Mendelsohn, who plays one of the most squeamishly creepy bad guys I've seen in quite a long while. We talked briefly and I snapped a couple of shots.


Animal Kingdom director-writer David Michod -- Monday, 8.2, 4:10 pm.

Crime-movie aficionados are guaranteed a different kind of meal when they sit down with Animal Kingdom (Sony Classics, 8.13).

For one thing you...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:37 PM on Monday, August 2, 2010

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Uncle Boomee

If you find this Sly Stallone/Shira Lazar spoof interview amusing, you may also find The Expendables a reasonably okay rock-out ride. The trailer doesn't quite do it for me...sorry. Lazar is too conspicuously "reading" her awful lines, for one thing. But it works as a metaphor for the feelings that many celebrities have about junket-whore TV interviewers.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:56 AM on Monday, August 2, 2010

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Belgian Icing

12 or 13 days ago Anton Corbijn's blog about the making of The American revealed that the film did some "late stage" extra shooting in Abruzzo, Italy (presumably within the last few weeks) and that this final phase introduced a new character played by veteran Belgian actor Johan Leysen. "It was a wonderful experience and Johan's work in the film will be the icing on the cake," Corbijn writes. Last-minute shooting with a brand new character? Hmmm.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:20 AM on Monday, August 2, 2010

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Rocking Motion

My Providence-to-NYC Amtrak office this morning. No wifi (unless you take the Acela) but the AT&T Air Card works fine. Lots of table space, several wall outlets, and a relatively smooth ride if compared to a stagecoach journey across Kansas in the 1880s.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:27 AM on Monday, August 2, 2010

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When Do We Eat?

I spent the weekend with an old friend who lives in Little Compton, Rhode Island. An affluent hamlet, large trees and sprawling extra-large lawns, private beaches, flat Hamptons-style typography. Last night we visited her slightly older sister, who lives a full and ordered life but doesn't "get out" much and rarely if ever goes to movies. But her eyes brightened when Eat Pray Love came up, which older sis definitely plans to see. Moments like this tell you more than any tracking report.


Nobody in my realm has seen Eat Pray Love...no screenings, no nothing. And...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:07 AM on Monday, August 2, 2010

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Little Cairo Action

"In its willingness to simply show people having feelings without talking about them, Ruba Nadda's Cairo Time (IFC Films, 8.6) is reminiscent of Sofia Coppola's Lost in Translation," writes Marshall Fine. "Yet, thanks to a marvelously nuanced performance by Patricia Clarkson and a smoothly engaging one by Alexander Siddig, we feel both the heat of the Egyptian desert and a warmth growing between these two people.

"The film lives and breathes through Clarkson. With her butterscotch hair, sleepy eyes and quietly husky voice, she's [playing] a...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:40 AM on Monday, August 2, 2010

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Subliminal

Jason Bateman with a slight "eew" expression vs. Jennifer Aniston not responding to him or whatever's in the cup but to Bateman's hair. And right away you're thinking, "What's she seeing in his hair? Or is it...what, something crawling on the wall? Something's not right here." On 7.30 Real Time with Bill Maher writer Chris Kelly riffed on this and other aspects of the poster for The Switch (20th Century Fox, 8.20).


"What typeface do you want?"

"Oh, I don't care, whatever you've got, as long as it doesn't say...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:06 AM on Monday, August 2, 2010

Sunday, August 1, 2010

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Outside The Law

Update: Lindsay Lohan was released from jail around 1:35 am this morning, so the following comments from Merle Haggard about how she ought to deal with other inmates is moot.

Earlier: In a 7.30 interview with country legend Merle Haggard, Vanity Fair's Eric Spitznagel asks for helpful prison advice for Lindsay Lohan to perhaps consider.

Spitznagel: You know who could use some jail house pointers from you? Lindsay Lohan.

Haggard: I feel sorry for her because she's such a lovely creature and such a talented person, and she's also a spoiled brat. I don't know if they've put her in with...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:23 PM on Sunday, August 1, 2010

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You're Owned

Peter Belsito of Filmfinders, Inc. put this up on Facebook recently, having watched it via Jonathan Taplin. "The greatest three minutes of George Carlin's career, and I think the final three minutes of his career. The PTB are aggressively trying to keep this video off YouTube and Google, so I thought I'd upload it so it can't get deleted as easily. Everyone needs to watch this!"


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:12 PM on Sunday, August 1, 2010

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Jewish Musicians!

Although the Weinstein Co.'s The King's Speech is its most visible Best Picture Oscar candidate, the company has an alternate "stealth" contender for the same award, says The Envelope's Tom O'Neil. It's The Concert, a French-language drama about a conductor of the Bolshoi orchestra who was fired 30 years ago for hiring Jewish musicians, and is now plotting to even the score.

The narrator of this trailer is impossible, if I may say. The tone is so pandering, the copy so cloying. Inglourious Basterds' Melanie Laurent...


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:15 PM on Sunday, August 1, 2010

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Blurp Blurp

Two days ago (on 7.30) The Bat Segundo Show's Edward Champion posted an audio file of a Ken Russell interview. The Film Society of Lincoln Center's 7-day Russell tribute began the same day, of course.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:11 PM on Sunday, August 1, 2010

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Hookers as Heroines

I've seen Blake Edwards' Breakfast at Tiffany's exactly once, but the film -- or the image, rather, of Audrey Hepburn's Holly Golightly with the black evening grown, upswept hair and long cigarette holder -- has an iconic status. And like everyone else, I've always thought of Hepburn/Golightly as some kind of flighty gold-digger type. But no, says N.Y. Times columnist Maureen Dowd in today's column. Holly is a whore.


When the producers of Breakfast at Tiffany's chose Hepburn to play Golightly, "her real-life good-girl persona helped mask the raciness of her character.

"In the 1960...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:27 AM on Sunday, August 1, 2010

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Bright Sunday Morning

Update: Despite Dinner for Schmucks having edged out Inception on Friday, the final weekend figures have Chris Nolan 's dreamstate epic taking the weekend crown. Inception's three-day tally is expected to be $27.1 million, a drop of 37% from last weekend, for a cume of $192.9 million. The second-place Schmucks will end up with $23 million. Salt, down 47% from last weekend, is third with $19,250,000.

Earlier: A little voice was telling me on Friday morning that Dinner for Schmucks might nudge ahead of Inception and take the weekend crown. It did manage this on Friday, earning $8,400,000 to Inception's $8,150,000,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:54 AM on Sunday, August 1, 2010