Posted by Jeffrey Wells on July 29, 2006 at 04:59 PM
Watchers of Movie City News' front page may have noticed that David Poland has removed the link to Hollywood Elsewhere (which he always called "Jeffrey Wells") from the Columnist links and has placed me under the Gossips, alongside Nikki Finke, Mark Ebner and Rush & Molloy.
No slight to the aforementioned (they're all stand-up pros), but David seems to have shifted me out of the Columnist category (where my link has been sitting since '02) because I've changed the HE format to emphasize the bloggy shorter-item stuff on top of my twice or thrice-weekly features, and -- take this to the bank -- because Poland is doing another one of his judgmental Rabbi Dave slapdowns, which are part of his basic M.O.
It's an arbitrary call. Anne Thompson's RiskyBiz blog, which does pretty much the same thing as Hollywood Elsewhere (minus the colorings of my personality and the supplantings of her own, of course), is still listed among MCN's Columns. Like Anne does with her regular Hollywood Reporter "Risky Business" column, I still run longish features except usually twice weekly (and sometimes even thrice) in addition to the short stuff.
Nothing has changed in terms of the longer pieces I've always done. And as Poland well knows, thousand-word dig-down pieces along the lines of, say, the new Taschen book about Roman Polanski or a coming indie superplex from Landmark or an explanation why the Snakes on a Plane cool factor is over are not commonly seen on Ebner's or Rush & Molloy's columns, or on Defamer or Page Six.
I've thrown stuff out there from time to time because it was "out there" and part of the hurly-burly and therefore allowed for a dissection of some kind, but I've never thought of what I write as gossip. HE has always been a kind of X-factor thing, but it's mainly been about reporting, trend-spottings, early calls, straight reviews and attitude-personality. My point (and it's okay to disagree) is that HE's new MCN category has as much to do with David Poland's high horse and that little chunk of broomstick lodged in his posterior cavity as anything else. This also has a little bit to do with it also, I think. And also this.

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Comments
Man, I'm not sure Hell-A is a big enough town for the two of you's!!!
Posted by: Osama bin Laden at July 29, 2006 06:00 PM
Well, Poland has a point...those two columns you link to are kind of gossipy. The site as a whole has seemed to shift more towards gossip than it used to when I started reading seven or eight years ago. But, Poland gossips too. The two of you are always going back and forth and it's sort of frustrating for someone who likes to read both of you. Why don't you guys get along?
Posted by: Noah at July 29, 2006 06:04 PM
what's up with the ITALICS today. hard on the eyes!!
Posted by: at July 29, 2006 06:22 PM
What italics?
Posted by: Jeffrey Wells at July 29, 2006 06:29 PM
Ive been reading the site for years and I love it. It does seem to crackle with a bit more fire recently.
Posted by: at July 29, 2006 06:35 PM
This may go down as a somewhat rhetorical question, but... Who cares?
Is the way in which you define yourself based entirely on the way that David Poland defines you? Do you fear that being defined under "Gossip," that might change the way you write and the way that the readers of this site see you? You are who you are, whether that's "Gossip" or "News" or "Columnist" or "Misc. Oddity."
You're doing just fine if Poland categorizes you with Nikki Finke...
One way or the other, you care much too much about David Poland's opinion. As Randy Jackson would say, "Just do your thing, dawg."
Posted by: Daniel at July 29, 2006 06:55 PM
This is what I was saying. When the proprietor (i.e., owner, profiter, publisher) of a site is also the editor-in-chief, reporter and critic, there's abuse -- the best you can do is point it out. Complain too loudly, and he'll take you off altogether -- oh, but wait, does he collect $ (I would use the cent sign if my keyboard had it) when someone uses the link on his sight to jump to yours? I think Poland's being greased left and right and it's going to his head, heck he even liked John Tucker, saying he didn't have anything better to do, so he went to a screening and it wasn't that bad -- kiss kiss Dave, thanks for coming, we'll catch ya next time. (RE the italics, one of my computers shows your post in italics and the other with a different internet connection doesn't.)
Posted by: Thung at July 29, 2006 06:56 PM
Jeff, I think you're great, but...maybe you and David just need to get a room?
I haven't seen so much resentment-and-hurled-barbs-to-cover-up-a-fiery-attraction schtick like yours and Poland's since I took the Moonlighting DVDs for a spin.
Posted by: Greg at July 29, 2006 07:00 PM
i love this site
Posted by: brad at July 29, 2006 07:09 PM
Why don't you and Poland just arrange the inevitable fight to the death once and for all. Call your weapons and settle it. All proceeds to charity!!
Posted by: Pedro at July 29, 2006 07:10 PM
F*** Poland, Jeff. You're site has become much more dynamic and interesting since the format change and the addition of user comments. Pay no mind and keep doing your thing. Watch the open tags, bro
Posted by: at July 29, 2006 07:10 PM
I never know how much of this cross-animosity is real, but either way I *love* the soap opera that is Poland/Wells (Wells/Poland?).
Best show in town, imo.
Posted by: Eddie at July 29, 2006 07:13 PM
I haven't read Poland since.......I just got somewhat bored with his THB. He asks for comments and only publishes one, what's that about?
Posted by: Alice at July 29, 2006 07:35 PM
So you're thinking maybe you should have parallel sites along the lines of AT and DP (what horrible initials to grow up with, that must be his problem) but together on the same page, one for feature columns without comments and one for quick takes with comments. It's worth looking into down, but not a huge priority. If you have a column area, you could invite guest or spec columnists.
Posted by: Thung at July 29, 2006 07:35 PM
So are the rumors really true that Poland has blown publicists in order to get into screenings early?
Posted by: JoJo at July 29, 2006 07:40 PM
Poland represents the nadir of Hollywood bloggers. A bitchy, closeted, wanabe, no talent, hackmeister who's an early bird cum gargler for Russell Schwartz and a couple of his ilk. It's no loss, Jeff, you are still the man. I'd dump any links to MCN regardless. I mean, this is war, right?
Posted by: at July 29, 2006 08:22 PM
I've been reading your column faithfully in its various forms forever and ever it seems. I started reading Poland on your recommendation years ago but I've stopped over the past several months. He's just not for me. I tried, I really did. Hollywood Elsewhere is the one column on the business I recommend to everyone - always. I may not always agree with you but your ideas and writing are always compelling. Keep up the good work. Poland Schmoland. Who cares what he thinks?
Posted by: Farley C at July 29, 2006 08:25 PM
Jeff you're right but you do give Poland a hard time every once and a while but that's no excuse for him to put you into a category in which you totally don't belong.
Posted by: Begbie at July 29, 2006 08:25 PM
Hey, those are great initials to grow up with
Posted by: Doug Pratt at July 29, 2006 08:26 PM
Man, fuck that guy, seriously.
His "Lunch with David" things are really forced and feel kinda weird. We know this guy isn't really a player, but here's a video of him pretending to be a player? It's awkward and kind of humiliating.
You are vastly more fun to read, more insightful and much more interesting than Poland.
The dude doesn't update enough anyway. Also, seriously, you're above this bullshit pissing contest stuff. Just keep doing your thing, you're great at it.
Posted by: Zac Bertschy at July 29, 2006 08:27 PM
The thing is... I don't think anybody DID notice the switch of the link on MCN. I read both here and there and I didn't notice it because I have both bookmarked. As do most people who regularly read various sites.
This is about as important Geraldo complaining he doesn't get enough respect. If it was say...The New York Times that listed HE as "gossip" I could maybe understand. It's just MCN, and DP and JW are competitors.
Yawn.
Posted by: at July 29, 2006 08:58 PM
Actually...in all fairness...isn't this very thread proof of gossip?...
Posted by: at July 29, 2006 09:02 PM
Maybe Poland is just a rabid right-wing redstater who wanted to slight you?
Posted by: at July 29, 2006 09:24 PM
David who?
Posted by: Eric from ioncinema.com at July 29, 2006 09:31 PM
"Rabbi Dave Slapdowns."
Did Wells just call Poland Sugar Tits?
Posted by: at July 29, 2006 10:01 PM
But you ARE a blogger...blah, blah, blah, maybe if you created separate sections between your serious journalism and your misadventures with aluminum cookery, you would be taken more seriously as a whole. Don't read Polski, never will, but sound like he's got HE pegged just about right.
Posted by: c fontana at July 29, 2006 10:54 PM
Sunday morning reviews with Poland & Wells...? or is that Wells & Poland. Check your local listings.
Posted by: Eric at July 29, 2006 11:05 PM
I'm not understanding why you care where he places your link? I never go to his website any way. Are you to just kidding about this rivalry or what?
Posted by: Todd at July 30, 2006 02:08 AM
No one cares about David Polands opinion.
But you have to admit, this website has become gossipy.
At least you know he reads it. And he's probably going to read this collumn and know he got to you.
Posted by: Davd "Double Penetration" Poland at July 30, 2006 04:23 AM
I wish I had taken a picture of you and David calmly chatting at the post-Fountain screening party in San Diego, because I was convinced that peace in the Middle East was coming next. Oh, well.
Posted by: EDouglas at July 30, 2006 06:58 AM
Maybe if you stopped posting inane op-eds about Giamatti's receding hairline and yesterday's riveting read about that guy in the photo holding a bottle of water and wearing a hat, Poland (and a good share of your readership, too) would begin to veiw you as a journalist and not as a backporch Hollywood gossip. If the gossip label bothers you, start writing the more lenghty, informative stuff like you did pre-blog homepage. A simple shift in the site's main focus (valuable information and an intelligent approach over tid-bits and bon-mots) is all it would really take. It should be easy. You did it before.
Posted by: Ju-osh at July 30, 2006 08:04 AM
Let it go. What you're doing is damn good and just getting better. You lead and write with your heart and your site is damn unique. David in the long run will be the sand pepple that will turn you into a pearl. Let it happen. Let it go, let it happen....
Posted by: mike at July 30, 2006 08:23 AM
Wells' goal, by his own admission, is to drive traffic to this site...To paraphrase: "Keep 'em coming back." That he wants to be taken seriously at the same time seems ambitious but ultimately unrealistic based on the current format.
Lengthy articles won't do it...The only way to get people to check in repeatedly is to post these little blurbs speculating about celebrity bed-head and their favorite positions. Some of it's interesting and I hit the site often, yeah, but a tabloid is a tabloid is a tabloid. Either embrace it or change formats...as Arnie once said, "Stop whining".
Posted by: c fontana at July 30, 2006 09:22 AM
This all stems from Jeff's offer to Dave some years ago. Tired of meeting up around the mountains, Jeff suggested that they go work a ranch together, maybe get some head of cattle. Drop their sham relationships or lack thereof. But Dave wouldn't have it..but he'll be sorry when Jeff is beaten up by rednecks speeding through West Hollywood looking to gay-bash.
Posted by: Timmy at July 30, 2006 01:19 PM
Wells I swear..
Posted by: at July 30, 2006 02:25 PM
I like both. Always have. But I get the feeling lately that Dave is getting a little jealous of Jeff's success. Dave appears to be a no-show now most of the days at his site anyway. Also, Jeff is linked by Drudge and Dave ain't. Politics aside, if you want to be linked by any cat, Drudge is the one.
Seriously, if Dave were to stop taking so many damn days off from actually working on his site, maybe he would be more relevant.
Posted by: Zoe Levitz at July 31, 2006 05:57 AM
Jeff, I read you because of your style (have read you before poop-shoot) and I like the stuff that may be called gossipy or bloggish at times.
There are only a few places that I get a feeling of honesty or real-ness in the work...Sunday Morning Shootout is one, this is another...another example would be reading Bukowski. It's not fake and that's why I keep coming back.
Keep it up bro, and don't change.
Posted by: pauly at July 31, 2006 06:52 AM
As a reader since the days of Reel.com (when do I get a set of steak knives, anyway?), I'd have to say that I've seen the ups and downs of H-E, and it's definitely in an "up" stage. Like the new format a lot. MCN seems just as gossipy as H-E, anyway.
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