Posted by Jeffrey Wells on October 28, 2007 at 12:05 PM
Right off the top, within the first ten seconds of the trailer for Awake (Weinstein Co., 11.30), Terrence Howard (a doctor) is standing next to Hayden Christensen (a rich guy) and saying to him as they look out at New York harbor, "You're saving jobs, you're creating companies ...you own half of this city." Anakin Skywalker ("I need haahlllp!") owns half of Manhattan? At age 26?
That's it -- I'm out the door. I don't support movies that depend upon exposition dialogue that's written as crudely as this. If Howard had said Christensen owns 20% of the city, fine. If he'd said Christensen would own half the city by the time he's 40, fine. (A stretch, but I'd buy it.) But no -- the film has to go for the brass ring with that "own half of this city" line. And because director-writer Joby Harold was foolish and intemperate, he must pay the price.

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Did San Francisco get a complete makeover in the last 24 hours? San Fran =/ New York.
Posted by: NickF
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October 28, 2007 01:03 PM
I'll go see it because of Terrence Howard, but Hayden's presence seems like the kind of "he has a window in his schedule" casting that gave us Orlando Bloom as a running-shoe wunderkind in ELIZABETHTOWN two years ago.
Posted by: Terry McCarty
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October 28, 2007 01:04 PM
Could they cast two more unexciting actors than Alba and Christensen?
Posted by: swordandpen
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October 28, 2007 01:13 PM
I got from this that he's supposed to be the SON of a very rich family... And the "half" seems like an almost sarcastic exaggeration based on his family.
What worries me more is tha fact that this has a mucho-delayed 2006 release date listed on IMDB.
Posted by: Joe B.
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October 28, 2007 01:35 PM
Please tell me this is the last of the Miramax dumps. You can practically hear the Weinsteins clanging the drain catch against the side of the sink with this one. And how long has it actually been sitting on the shelf? Two years? Three?
Posted by: bmcintire
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October 28, 2007 01:37 PM
It doesn't help that when Terrence says it, he sounds like Richard Gere and that when the trailer kicks into low-bug mode of cutting in white frames, I wonder if the film looks like that too.
Posted by: T. Holly
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October 28, 2007 01:38 PM
low-bug? I like it, but I meant low-budge.
Posted by: T. Holly
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October 28, 2007 01:41 PM
Hayden gave a decent performance in Shattered Glass, where his whining actually worked to his advantage. His performance as "Bob Dylan" in Factory Girl was absolutely horrid and embarassing and should have killed his career, but somehow he has this flick and Jumper in the can.
Posted by: Noah
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October 28, 2007 01:48 PM
Hayden Christiansen was great in Shattered Glass, but I think that was phenonomal casting and just one of those stars-aligned-perfectly performances that unfortunatey is not indicative of his acting potential. Based on everything else he's done, I'd say he fits in very well in any movie costarring Jessica Alba.
And this movie looks embarrassingly bad.
Posted by: OddDuck
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October 28, 2007 01:54 PM
Have Terrence Howard say this to Christiansen and I'll buy a ticket:
"Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
Posted by: GeorgePrager
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October 28, 2007 02:21 PM
The prob. cast Hayden and Alba because they're CHEAP....I would go to see Howard, and this looks like a winner.
Posted by: Chicago48
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October 28, 2007 02:45 PM
"phenomenal casting" is absolutely correct when talking about Hayden in Shattered Glass. I don't know what else he can do, but he was great in that.
Posted by: Geoff
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October 28, 2007 02:55 PM
WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO REALIZE THAT JESSICA ALBA IS NOT A STAR! AND SHE NEVER WILL BE! SHE CAN'T ACT FOR SHIT!
Posted by: kmoore
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October 28, 2007 02:59 PM
Right. She'll only act for cash.
Posted by: Mistress Malevolent
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October 28, 2007 03:05 PM
Thought this sounded like a decent premise (on paper). Didn't realize there was a cheesy conspiracy plot line involved...
Posted by: lesterg
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October 28, 2007 03:36 PM
It was done about as good as it could be done already in an episode of Nip/Tuck two seasons ago.
Posted by: thatrader
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October 28, 2007 03:58 PM
maybe he bought the city with a coupon.
Posted by: corey3rd
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October 28, 2007 04:51 PM
I heard about this film ages ago and liked the idea of it, but they've apparently decided to take the cheesey route. And casting Alba doesn't help anything. She does in fact suck the life out of just about anything she's in.
Hayden gets this and the retarded looking "Jumper" released next year after a long hiatus from theaters. He's going to find out the hard way that he'll have no life after "Star Wars". Because both of these flicks looked fucked.
On the bright side of things, he got to be in an actual movie after "Star Wars." Poor Mark Hamill was never extended such an opportunity.
Posted by: Undercover Brother
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October 28, 2007 05:40 PM
Joe B.'s right on the money. Hayden's the newest leader of a business empire that goes back generations.
Posted by: Circumvrent
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October 28, 2007 06:11 PM
I love Terrence Howard but I swear the guy has been in about10 films this year. I really hope he doesn't wear out his welcome since none of his films have really been hits and Pride and Hunting Party were flat out bombs. I guess Iron Man will help him.
Posted by: Jeff
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October 28, 2007 06:20 PM
Mark Hamill was in The Big Red One, which counts for something.
Posted by: jeffmcm
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October 28, 2007 06:32 PM
Who is uglier than Fisher Stevens? Hayden PLEASE DIE.
This is why I hate Hollywood. If you are in ONE big movie, that doesnt even mean good movie, you can make movies for years. Paul Walker has finally died.
Posted by: AndrewMallet
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October 28, 2007 09:49 PM
Alba is unbearable to watch on screen. Don't get the attraction. LA is teeming with ladies that look much hotter and can actually deliver a line.
Posted by: malibugigolo
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October 28, 2007 10:03 PM
Don't forget, when this was filmed he was 23.
Posted by: BurmaShave
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October 28, 2007 10:39 PM
"You're saving jobs, you're creating companies ...you own half of this city"
It's called sucking up. People do this to rich people all the time.
Posted by: Silverscreenvideos
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October 29, 2007 12:54 AM
Would be surprised if this is better than an average episode of "House".
Posted by: PerfectTommy
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October 29, 2007 12:56 AM
"I love Terrence Howard but I swear the guy has been in about10 films this year. I really hope he doesn't wear out his welcome since none of his films have really been hits and Pride and Hunting Party were flat out bombs. I guess Iron Man will help him."
It's called strike while the iron is hot. He's the best "supporting actor" out there right now. His agent is smart. Who knew TH before Hustle & Flow? Now he's working full-speed ahead and I'm glad for him.
Posted by: Chicago48
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October 29, 2007 04:25 AM
"I love Terrence Howard but I swear the guy has been in about10 films this year. I really hope he doesn't wear out his welcome since none of his films have really been hits and Pride and Hunting Party were flat out bombs. I guess Iron Man will help him."
It's called strike while the iron is hot. He's the best "supporting actor" out there right now. His agent is smart. Who knew TH before Hustle & Flow? Now he's working full-speed ahead and I'm glad for him.
Is this movie 3 years old??? I thought it was completed last year?
Posted by: Chicago48
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October 29, 2007 04:25 AM
The movie was shot in November/December 2005. The movie has fared well in test screenings in the interim but has been delayed in the theaters - from what I have heard/read - because they weren't sure how to market it.
Posted by: jonnyb.
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October 29, 2007 07:25 AM
The movie was shot in November/December 2005. The movie has fared well in test screenings in the interim but has been delayed in the theaters - from what I have heard/read - because they weren't sure how to market it due to the subject matter.
Posted by: jonnyb.
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October 29, 2007 07:26 AM
And Mark Hamill ruled in CORVETTE SUMMER, a personal drive-in fave.
Posted by: christian
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October 29, 2007 08:59 AM
I was referring to Hamill's post Star Wars career. Should've clarified. I always thought he got blacklisted after the trilogy ended because he screwed up his face in between Star Wars and Empire and no longer had the boyish good looks that got him the Star Wars part to begin with.
P.S. Big Red One is certainly nothing to shrug about. Fine film. Corvette Summer? No idea.
Posted by: Undercover Brother
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October 29, 2007 01:28 PM
He became a pretty awesome voice actor, has to be said. His Joker is one of my fonder memories of growing up.
Posted by: BurmaShave
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October 29, 2007 11:19 PM
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