One more Jack Lechner Oscar parody song…”Hey, Bear”:
Hey, bear. You with the fur and the claws. I’d like to come and live with you. Despite Alaska’s laws.
Hey, bear. Though you could rip me in two. I’ll give a silly name to you. And introduce my dame to you.
Though I’m an actor. I haven’t worked in some years. Why did I push the world away? I lost a part on Cheers.
When it’s hungry, a bear. Will even eat its brother. So if I keep trying to pretend. That you’re merely a harmless friend. Chances are I’ll go in one end. And out the other.