If Sony Pictures were to sell Zero Dark Thirty action figures (including not only Jessica Chastain, Jason Clarke and James Gandolfini models but a dead Osama bin Laden with a bullet in the face), I would buy them. Seriously. Would anyone buy a Richard Parker action figure from the Pi collection? How about Lincoln action figures, including one of Sally Field‘s Mary Todd Lincoln? How about Les Miserables action figures including one of a weeping, short-haired Fantine (Anne Hathaway)?
I would really love it if the Gandolfini ZD30 figure had a lower-back button you could push and you’d hear him say, “So is he there or he is not fuckin’ there?”