Three weeks ago a Gravitas Features spokesperson indicated to me that Colin Hanks‘ All Things Must Pass would not open in September, as Variety‘s Dave McNary had reported last March. But she wouldn’t say when exactly. Since that day the world has been waiting with bated breath to know when we could all put on our trunks and dive into a Tower Records nostalgia pool. Today — Thursday, 8.27 — Gravitas finally stepped up to the plate and announced a 10.16 opening in select theatres “with a VOD release to follow.” Well, yeah, naturally…but when? This is the question, dude. This is our concern.