Sitting in my car in a Westport AMC parking lot…
Chris Nolan’s The Odyssey is really quite the ambitious head trip mixed with a weary, middle-aged beardo’s guilt trip — an ancient, bountiful, psychedelic realm unto itself…unruly, raw-feeling, sea-sprayed, exotic…atmospherically artful and at times a real mind-bender …a big-sprawl, hurly-burly thing that really puts you through it. And it’s certainly woke as far as the casting is concerned (i.e., DEI City).
Say it plain and straight: The Odyssey is unlike any ancient period war-and-adventure film I’ve ever seen — an arthouse epic that warrants respect at the very least, and will probably work even better if Joe Popcorn is on mescaline or peyote buttons (it’s not my idea of an LSD film).
The best way to see this thing is to read a synopsis of the original Homer poem a day before seeing it, and then read it one more time as you’re on your way to the plex while dropping a tab of whatever you choose…okay, you could try acid but something a little gentler and more soothing might be a wiser way to go.
And yet Nolan works so hard at Nolan-izing the damn thing, which is to say aloofing and obscuring the basic Homeric story and weaving all the threads into a kind of eff-you Gordian knot with flies buzzing around and, for people like me, allowing for only an occasional grasping of the dialogue.
Nolan doesn’t really care if you…okay, if I, the frazzled but diligent proprietor of Hollywood Elsewhere…Nolan doesn’t care if anyone on my level understands this or that or whatever. It doesn’t make any “sense” or really lead anywhere except for the big final slaughter, and that’s almost sorta kinda the point. (Right?) The idea might even be to pulverize and half-confuse.
Nolan to Joe Popcorn: “You won’t really get most of this on your first viewing and that’s fine…the main idea is for you to understand more and more fully that I’m on a much higher plane than you…I am a cold-fish creator or bequeather of wild, imaginative greatness, and you are…well, not cattle exactly but you’re certainly not gazing out at the Aegean with me on an even-steven basis…I am Zeus-like and you’re…well, you’re okay.”
There’s nothing linear about this thing because…well, it’s The Odyssey after all. It’s One Arthouse Freakout or Bloody Beatdown After Another. It’s not really an “audience movie.” It was made for the connoisseur class.
Brief digression: The cyclops is naked the whole time but Nolan never offers even a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it glimpse of his gross animal member or ass-crack. So why not have him wear an animal skin for the sake of modesty? Cross-purposes.
Honestly? For the first 70 or 80 minutes I was bored and impatient and tapping my fingers on the armrest. Nolan wrote the script with a determination to stay as far away as possible from the sword-and-sandal cheesiness of Ulysses, the 1954 Kirk Douglas popcorn flick. But his narrative really tricky-dicks and counter-weaves and almost drives you mad because there’s no real through-line here…no thread you can hang onto except at the end.
This is why some might want to think about dropping mescaline a half-hour or 45 minutes before it starts. There’s no peace in it, but then peace is hardly the point. It’s about guilt and ancient PTSD and deploring brutal men and “dear God, I’m so plagued by the rage and bloodlust that simmers in my gut…I need to somehow cleanse or transcend the beast within.”
Did I like The Odyssey? Not all that much, to be totally honest. But I knew it was a high-end brain shroomer. During the first hour I was saying to myself “well, at least I don’t have to sit through this again….I’ve done my duty.” And yet I was sporadically impressed with portions of it.
The big bloody finale on Ithaca (which goes on for what…20 or 25 minutes?) is the only section that Joe Popcorn will relax and settle into and feel good about. (If he’s not tripping, I mean.) And despite the American accents and coarse language — most of the dudes sound like guys sitting in the Fenway Park bleachers — the performances are first-rate and earnestly delivered.
I was especially pleased by Matt Damon (this really is one of his best-ever perfs — he’s really burrowed inside — he’s certainly not cruising or just gliding along), Hamish Patel, Samantha Morton, Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, etc. But it’s sooo complex and Nolan-y in a dense, off-center way…so studied and layered and labrynthian and long.
I wish I’d seen it in IMAX (1.43:1). Maybe next time.







