Did I Call It Last Night or What?

I knew the instant I approached the huge, totally filled AMC Danbury parking lot around 8:45 pm last night. The joint was jumpin’ and the main lobby was swamped with poorly dressed schlubbos. I sat on a bench and looked around, laptop humming on lap, quietly muttering “my God, these people are so common looking with their meathead shorts and white socks and plastic slip-ons.”