Indy Time Machine

An article in the January 2023 issue of Empire dishes about de-aging tech used for the still-untitled Indy 5 flick, which stars the 80 year-old Harrison Ford in the title role. The slam-bam prelude opening is set in 1944 — six years after the events in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade took place in … Read more

Jews, Blacks & Honorary Memberships

Speaking as a longtime honorary (i.e,. self-proclaimed) member of “the tribe”, I’m semi-astonished that within the community of decent, well-brought-up Americans (i.e., outside the realm of MAGA lunatics) that even a shred of anti-Semitism still circulates in the bloodstream of this nation. Ken Burns‘ The U.S. and the Holocaust reminded that anti-Semitism was an unmistakable … Read more

That’s Correct, Frosty — I Don’t Believe You

All hail the truth-telling, no-holds-barred, non-ass-kissing Scott Mantz…a movie-obsessed Colossus of Rhodes among men! Mantz #1: “WAKANDA FOREVER isn’t as good as BLACK PANTHER (I mean, how could it be?), but even so, it’s still a mixed bag. The first half is slow, hard to follow and lacks focus, but it gets better as it … Read more

“A Significant Achievement”

Matt Walsh to the recently voiced complaint by race hustler Lisa Bond that “white men have had 400 years to do something about racism”, but haven’t done zip: “Who exactly was fighting against racism 400 years ago? [Bond] says ‘400 years ago’ because she’s a mindless disciple of the 1619 Project, and [apparently] believes that … Read more

Watch Out For That Armie Hammer!

Apparently Kenneth Branagh‘s Death on the Nile (20th Century, 2.11) is (a) fairly mediocre but (b) not bad enough to be regarded as an albatross around Branagh’s neck. It won’t get in the way of his Best Picture and Best Director Oscar campaigns, I mean. As we speak Nile has a Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes … Read more

Self-Regarding Meta Commentary

If there’s no surrendering to a movie…if there’s no world to submit to and believe in…if there’s no belief in any “movie world” on the part of the filmmakers or the actors or the audience then what what the hell are we doing, man? Movies are always about slipping into a rabbit hole and swallowing … Read more

Buy Boxy “Touch of Evil” While You Can

HE to Kino Video regarding upcoming Touch of Evil 4K Bluray (streeting on 2.22.22): As you guys presumably recall, England’s Masters of Cinema / Eureka Video released two versions of a Touch of Evil Bluray in two aspect ratios — 1.85 and 1.37 — roughly a decade ago. A Kino Lorber spokesperson has confirmed that … Read more

Sirk Fetishists Still Holding Sway at Criterion

“‘When Douglas Sirk retired from American filmmaking and returned to Europe at the end of the 1950s, his reputation was that of a director who simply churned out glossy Hollywood weepies. But after a major critical reappraisal, spurred by the critics of Cahiers du Cinema, the German-born filmmaker was reclaimed as an auteur with a … Read more

The Ones Who Believe Christ Is A Young Santa Claus

Earnest apologies for failing to post a few words of tribute to Oscar-winning Italian helmer Lina Wertmuller, who passed two days ago at age 91. My summary is no different than anyone else’a. I was around for her mid ’70s heyday and I channelled the same things — a strong tide lifts all boats. As … Read more

Remember This?

Three years and eight months seems like a long time ago in this context. It’s kind of startling to consider how so many people were convinced that Jordan Peele‘s Get Out was the absolute shit, and that it looked like a Best Picture Oscar winner. Imagine. Time sure does change perceptions. Woke-think had only begun … Read more

If You Had A Heart in the 1930s…

..and had witnessed the devastating toll that The Great Depression took and had personally witnessed how so many millions were suddenly without a pot to piss in, you would have probably felt some degree of sympathy and support for the ideas behind Communism and the party’s general anti-capitalist theology. Hence a lot of people attended … Read more