All-Time Downers

There are at least three ways to have a depressing time at the movies, and one is worth the grief. You can sit through something shoddy, inept, sub-standard, and do everything you can to flush it out of your system when it’s over. You can also sit through a smooth, studio-funded, well-made enterprise that everyone’s … Read more

Eucalyptus is the title of

Eucalyptus is the title of a Jocelyn Moorhouse-Fox Searchlight film that was recently put on hold because the script isn’t ready yet. Actually, because star and executive producer Russell Crowe had problems with it. The film, which would have costarred Nicole Kidman, is about “an Australian widower who plants hundreds of eucalyptus trees on his … Read more

Rushing It I haven’t got

Rushing It I haven’t got time to think things through or make what I’m tapping out here sound as good as it ought to, and it pains me to just put stuff up without refinements, but… The most satisfying Sundance films I’ve seen over the last four days, in this order, are: Craig Brewer’s Hustle … Read more

Flow Chart I’ll be banging

Flow Chart I’ll be banging out a Monday column, of course, but why not run some photos I took on Friday and Saturday right now (i.e., Sunday afternoon)? Sunday’s big festival news is the enormous response to Craig Brewer’s astounding and immensely satisfying Hustle & Flow after an 8:30 pm screening Saturday night at the … Read more

Whole ’05 Enchilada Honestly? Right

Whole ’05 Enchilada Honestly? Right now? The ’05 films I’m seriously excited about number exactly 22. And that’s pushing it. Make it 17 picks and 5 toothpicks. And I didn’t just toss this list off out of boredom. I thought hard about my quirks and prejudices and sorted ’em all out. There are at least … Read more

Hacked Again For the second

Hacked Again For the second time during the Xmas holiday, Hollywood Elsewhere has been hacked. But it’ll all be back to normal within hours, maybe only two or three. For the record, this is being written at 3:06 pm Pacific, on Tuesday, 12.28.04. The most recent Hollywood Elsewhere column (the one that went up on … Read more

Game Over The ’04 Oscar

Game Over The ’04 Oscar Best Picture race is all over but the shouting and the ad buys. Clint Eastwood’s Million Dollar Baby (Warner Bros., 12.15) is it, and that’s that. I’m saying this with a twinge of regret since it affects the chances of my personal Best Picture favorite, Alexander Payne’s Sideways. I wish … Read more

Underground Man Remember when the

Underground Man Remember when the prospect of a new, soon-to-open Steven Soderbergh film would bump up your pulse rate a bit? It came out of that electric surge he had between ’98 and ’00, that dam burst of creative energy manifested in Out of Sight, The Limey, Erin Brockovich and Traffic. The 38 year-old Soderbergh … Read more

Time’s Richard Corliss has declared

Time‘s Richard Corliss has declared that Closer (Columbia, 12.3) “runs counter to the numbing predictability of most current films: the inevitable plot points of revenge and uplift, the reduction of human beings to heroes and villains, the avoidance of complexity in sexual matters.” And director Mike Nicohols observes in the same piece, “I thought we … Read more

Thighs and Whispers Forget the

Thighs and Whispers Forget the implications in Lou Lumenick’s 11.18 New York Post story about the allegedly pronounced gay content in Oliver Stone’s Alexander (Warner Bros., 11.24). The opening line reads, “Is Oliver Stone’s $150 million epic Alexander too gay for mainstream audiences?” In other words, will hetero stalwarts stay away out of some kind … Read more

Obsessions It’s said to be

Obsessions It’s said to be a problem when gifted filmmakers (and only the gifted fall prey to this) get caught up in the jib-jab of their brushstrokes and lose sight of the painting. You know what I mean…movies that always seem to be emphasizing how hip and clever the director is, or how vast and … Read more

Maybe Baby

Maybe Baby Take this with a very small grain, but remarks from a couple of actresses have upped my interest in Clint Eastwood’s Million Dollar Baby (Warner Bros., 12.15). Paul Haggis’s script is a surrogate father-surrogate daughter relationship piece. It’s about an aged ex-prize fighter (Eastwood) who decides to train a young woman (Hilary Swank) … Read more