Whenever I Watch A Big-Wave Surfing Video

…and the surfer pulls it off brilliantly and triumphantly, I instantly feel a slight stab of depression. But when he/she wipes out, I am cresting on a wave of euphoria. Joy floods my system. No, I’m not worried about the surfer’s health because one of the first rules of the internets is that depictions of real, actual death are never shown, including WWII executions of Nazi war criminals.