Adrien Brody Did A Bad Thing…Right?

It wasn’t flat-out sexual assault, but certainly a show of aggressive sexual whateverism…if you feel it, do it….joyful Oscar humiliation…it happened 19 years ago (3.23.93) but the time has come to bring this insufferable cad to justice…right? That Times Square-sailor-kissing-the-nurse guy died some years ago so Brody’s the only famous impulse-kisser left. Yes, I’m being facetious.

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2022 Starts Now — Nine Months Left

Originally posted on 1.1.22:

The 2022 Best Picture Oscar choices are still between Killers of the Flower Moon, Babylon, The Fablemans, Bardo, Avatar 2 and (if it manages to open in late ’22) Napoleon. Please advise which films need to be added to or dropped from the preferred list, and which films that I haven’t even mentioned should be added.

THE TOP TEN (one of these will win the Best Picture Oscar in March 2023):
“Killers of the Flower Moon” (Martin Scorsese)
“Babylon” (Damien Chazelle)
“Disappointment Blvd.” (Ari Aster)
“The Fablemans” (Steven Spielberg)
“Avatar 2” (James Cameron)
“White Noise” (Noah Baumbach)
“Bardo” (Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu)
”Napoleon” (Ridley Scott — Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon Bonaparte — but will it be ready in time?)
“Elvis” (Baz Luhrmann)
“Canterbury Glass” (temporary title) (David O’Russell)


THE SECOND GROUPING:
“The Killer” (David Fincher)
“The Northman” (Robert Eggers)
”Bones and All” (Luca Guadagnino)
“Blonde” (Andrew Dominik)
“R.M.N” (Cristian Mungiu)

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Richard Dreyfuss: “We Live In A Spiral of Decay”

“[Awards-wise] we’ve thrown out having anything to do with film…[some filmmakers] talk about movies as if its their job to correct social ills…[they see it as] their first job, and not their second or third,. There’s no excuse for the political correctness that has overwhelmed our culture.”

Tell it, dude!

Post-Oscar-Slap Version of “He Hit Me”

Some in the Will Smith-supporting chorus have been saying “good…an alpha male protected his wife from ridicule…he stood up for his woman, and we need more guys with this kind fearless attitude…don’t mess with my lady,” etc.

Updated lyrics to “He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss),” written by Gerry Goffin and Carole King for the Crystals under the guidance of Phil Spector in 1962.

He hit me
And it felt like respect
He hit me
But it didn’t hurt no one

And yaddah-yaddah….make up your own Will Smith lyrics.

Restored “Invaders From Mars” Is About To Land

Nearly 70 years after its original release, William Cameron MenziesInvaders From Mars — the most neglected sci-fi film classic of all time and a major work of impressionist pulp art that has always looked a bit worn and mulchy and never really sublime– has finally been restored to perfection.

If you have any respect at all for the mythic power of this low-budget but extremely influential scary-for-kids film, the fact that it’s finally been upgraded and arguably made to look even better than before (according to Jimmy Hunt) is a very, very big deal.

I’ve seen the new spiffed-up Invaders so don’t tell me.

The guys you need to thank are (a) the great Scott MacQueen, who transformed this once-raggedy film into something new and riveting, and (b) Ignite FilmsJan Willem Bosman Jansen, who is based near Amsterdam.

The new Invaders will have its big debut at the TCM Classic Film Festival on Saturday, April 23rd, at 7:15 pm. The screening will happen at Chinese Multiplex House 6. (Why not the main Chinese theatre?) The principals (including Hunt) will participate in a post-screening q & a. Invaders will be released on Bluray, 4K UHD streaming and DVD sometime in the fall.

Invaders has never, ever looked this good…it looks so alive and pulsing that it’s almost spooky. Crisp and whistle-clean and richly hued with good sound…a living, breathing, authentic vessel of early Eisenhower Americana…like it just came out of the lab in early ’53. You can smell that early 1950s coffee…you can smell the sand pit and that early morning air and that 1950s car exhaust…you can hear that eerie Martian choir all over again…and you can feel that same adolescent lust for Helena Carter…well, not Carter herself but her character, Dr. Blake, and that torn blouse that she wears.

Former child actor Jimmy Hunt, who played the young lead, David MacLean, when he was 12 or thereabouts, has seen the restored Invaders and told Jan Willem that it looks better today than when he first saw it as a kid. Maybe he means that the colors seem to pop more vividly or that the focus is a bit sharper or the digital makeover has enhanced it somehow. But that’s a solid endorsement.

Invaders From Mars has had a substandard, downmarket, public-domain look for decades, and now that visual nightmare period is finally over. And the restoration process took only took a half century, thanks in part to the notorious Wade Williams. The Kansas City-based Williams still holds the theatrical rights to Invaders From Mars. Williams has long been regarded as a notorious “rights squatter” who thinks and operates in the mule-headed tradition of Raymond Rohauer. On top of which he’s a right-winger.

The irony is that Williams had nothing to do with the restoration. Jan Willem somehow did an end-run around him, gathering the best materials and then hiring MacQueen to create a new Invaders that would look as good as possible.

No devotee of mind-bending, zeitgeist-reflecting cinema will deny that Invaders is one of the most essential sci-fi films of all time — an inventively designed, purposefully unreal, intensely nightmarish thing that used kid-POV storytelling, surreal dreamscape images and one of the all-time creepiest scores ever composed. (The genius behind the famous “sand choir” theme was Raoul Kraushaar.)

From the Wiki page: (a) “An Eastmancolor negative was used for principal photography, with vivid SuperCinecolor prints struck for the film’s initial theatrical release to provide an oddly striking and vivid look to the film’s images; standard Eastmancolor prints were used thereafter on later releases”; (b) “The Martian heat-ray effect showing the bubbling, melting walls of the underground tunnels was created by shooting a large tub of boiling oatmeal from above, colored red with food coloring and lit with red lights“; (c) “[The] cooled, bubbled-up effect on some areas of the blasted tunnel walls was created by first using inflated balloons pinned to the tunnel walls. But in film tests they looked like balloons stuck to the walls, so the effects crew tried smaller inflated latex condoms. Further testing showed these looked much more convincing, and the crew wound up inflating more than 3,000.”

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Curious Woke Casting in “The Dropout”

If you’ve been watching Elizabeth Meriwether‘s The Dropout (Hulu), you know she’s very exacting about strong resemblances between the principal characters and the actors who play them, either naturally or by way of makeup.

Amanda Seyfried (Elizabeth Holmes), Naveen Andrews (Sunny Balwani), William H. Macy (Richard Fuisz), Sam Waterston (George Schulz), Camryn Mi-Young Kim (Erika Cheung), Laurie Metcalf (Phyllis Gardiner), Kurtwood Smith (David Boies) and Kate Burton (Rochelle Gibbon) all generally and in some cases very specifically “look” the part.

A highly significant role is that of Wall Street Journal reporter John Carreyrou (Ebon Moss-Bachrach), who broke the 10.16.15 story about Theranos being a dubious operation regarding its blood-testing technology.

When the Theranos story was being researched, edited and published, the Journal‘s editor-in-chief was the British-born, conservative-minded Gerard Baker, whose tenure was from March 2013 until June 2018.

And yet Gerard is absent from The Dropout. In his place is a female editor named “Judith Baker”, who’s played by LisaGay Hamilton, a respected stage and TV actor who’s best known as “Rebecca Washington” on The Practice (1997-2003). She also played “Celia Jones” on the Netflix’s House of Cards (’16).

Why did Meriwether abandon her realistic, life-like casting aesthetic when it came to the Gerard Baker character? Why did she switch genders and hire a woman of color to play a namesake stand-in?

The most likely answer is that Meriwether decided to “woke”-switch Gerard into Judith because it’s expected and politically necessary these days to hire at least two or three (if not more) POCs to avoid looking too Wonder Bread, no matter the time period or what the facts are or were.

Another theory is that four years ago Gerard Baker got into a little trouble at the WSJ for seeming to harbor troubling (i.e., possibly racist) views about the Ahmaud Arbery shooting. So he’s regarded by woke WSJ staffers as a tainted figure to some extent, and perhaps Meriwether felt that casting a woman of color would somehow balance that situation out. Go figure.

On 4.18, Academy Will Probably Suspend Smith

AMPAS Board of Governors statement [excerpt]: “The Board of Governors today initiated disciplinary proceedings against [Will] Smith for violations of the Academy’s Standards of Conduct, including inappropriate physical contact, abusive or threatening behavior, and compromising the integrity of the Academy.

“Consistent with the Academy’s Standards of Conduct, as well as California law, Mr. Smith is being provided at least 15 days’ notice of a vote regarding his violations and sanctions and the opportunity to be heard beforehand by means of a written response.

“At the next board meeting on April 18, the Academy may take any disciplinary action, which may include suspension, expulsion, or other sanctions permitted by the Bylaws and Standards of Conduct.”

Okay, fine, but what happened to yesterday’s Academy statement about how this matter will take “a few weeks” to resolve? Is two and a half weeks the same thing as “a few weeks”?

“Mr. Smith’s actions at the 94th Oscars were a deeply shocking, traumatic event to witness in-person and on television. Mr. Rock, we apologize to you for what you experienced on our stage and thank you for your resilience in that moment. We also apologize to our nominees, guests and viewers for what transpired during what should have been a celebratory event.

“Things unfolded in a way we could not have anticipated. While we would like to clarify that Mr. Smith was asked to leave the ceremony [during the telecast] and refused, we also recognize we could have handled the situation differently.”

Sullivan vs. Self-Flagellating Race Hustlers

Andrew Sullivan: “The notion of America being a white supremacist country is ‘possibly the most absurd hyperbole I’ve ever heard.’

Today’s America [is] “the most multiracial, multicultural, tolerant, diverse melting pot that has ever existed on planet Earth, and there is no other place on Earth even like it. That’s why 86 percent of our immigrants are non-white. Do you think they want to come to a white supremacist country?”

“The term ‘white supremacy’ is an absurd hyperbole. For most people that means the KKK, it means no rights for minorities. I don’t believe [the wokester definition of white supremacy] exists. I don’t know what these systems are. No one is denying this country’s awful history [in terms of racial oppression and discrimination]. Nor is anyone denying that we don’t all face enormous challenges.

“But we also have a great history, Jon. I think you are not living on the planet that most Americans are. Which is why this kind of extremism, this anti-white extremism, is losing popular support and is creating a backlash, and is going to elect Republicans, and is going to undo a lot of the good that you think you’re doing.”

I hit the roof when Lisa Bond of Race2Dinner, the overweight woman, said to Sullivan “nope, I’m shutting you down”, as if Sullivan, the suspected racist, isn’t worth treating with respect. I found this moment infuriating.

“I’m shutting you down?” Telling people who allegedly hold the wrong kind of opinions that they can’t talk anymore is a default wokester thing…it’s what they do, what they’re about.

On 3.29 Media-ite’s Michael Luciano called Bond a “lunatic” and a race-hustler.

Oh, and fuck Stewart’s audience for laughing at Sullivan.