No one will ever, ever accuse The Bride! of being plodding or conventional. It is really, really looney-tunes in a headache-inducing way. Manic this and that, turned up to eleven or even twelve.
Thematically it exudes sputtering feminist rage and an all-around, never-say-die contempt for…well, dudes, obviously, but also the sensibilities of Joe and Jane Popcorn. It all but vomits in their laps.
It’s wildly “creative”, you bet, but it also struck me as Maggie Gyllenhaal’s professional suicide note.
Friendo: “Stop it! Maggie Gyllenhaal will be fine! Mark my words: She’ll make another film every bit as good as The Lost Daughter.”
HE to Friendo: “Okay. She just had to get the spitting, shrieking rage out of her system, you’re saying.
“But Jessie Buckley’s licking, cat-shrieking, super-wackazoid performance is all on the surface. Superficially grotesque. Will you please tell me what she was so enraged about in that opening nightclub scene? She was just growling, howling and hissing…it all boils down to showboating.
“We all know Martin Landau’s famous observation that when called upon to play a character with a drinking problem, only bad actors pretend to be sloppy drunk. Real alcoholics do everything in their power to conceal the fact that they’re bombed.
“Buckley is delivering a howling, brute-male-hating feminist fury, but she’s so unplugged and such an exhibitionist in this instance, she’s like Landau’s bad actor playing a lush.
“Thank God for the logical, plain-spoken normality of Annette Bening’s Dr. Cornelia Euphronious; ditto Peter Sarsgaard’s Jake Wiles, a grubby, unshaven detective on Ida and Frank’s trail.”
Lawrence Sher’s cinematography is heavily blanketed in inky shadow, and to no discernible benefit. HE to Sher: A palette of gloopy darkness is not, in and of itself, a cool way to go. Really. And yet so many dp’s feel otherwise these days. I’m not talking about traditional Gordon Willis stylings, which were always choice and immaculate. I’m taking about sheer mud.
One good thing: There’s a vigorously well-choreographed dance sequence inside a swanky Chicago nightclub, Buckley’s “Ida” and Christian Bale‘s “Frank” front and center. It woke me up and put me into a vaguely hopeful place. “Hey, this is half-decent”, I muttered to myself. “Good, good…keep it up.” And then the mood was shattered by gunfire.
Oh, and by the way: 3D films requiring 3D glasses didn’t come along in the early ‘50s — they became ubiquitous in the mid ‘30s! You need to bone up on your cinema history, pal.
Seriously, Gyllenhaal’s alternate 3D reality is another eccentric splurge thing. The film is full of them. A lot of movie-watching on Frank’s part. And Frank and Ida are performers in the films. Which is “fun” in a certain fuck-all, Purple Rose of Cairo sense.