HE’s 2026 GoFundMe Campaign On The Home Stretch!…Another $3K and Done!

Monday, 1.26 update:

HE’s 2026 GoFundMe Cannes / Venice campaign is doing relatively well and on the home stretch!

The briefly faltering campaign rebounded on Friday (1.16), and now the total is around $4.3K and on the final laps. .

The early January stall was my fault because (a) I launched the campaign too quickly after the holiday spending surge with (b) people just now paying off credit card debt and feeling understandably crunched and cautious about other potential spends.

Earnest, down-on-my-knees gratitude to the HE loyalists who coughed up…you saved everything! Hope is an elusive butterfly, but sometimes it just turns around and flies into the net.

I’ve got enough to chip in my share for the Cannes pad ($1500) plus buy the NYC-to-Nice air fare with $1300 or so set aside for the Venice pad. (The NYC-to-Venice air fare can wait.) I’ll keep the current campaign going until, say, Valentine’s Day and see where things are at that point. If the donations haven’t moved I’ll have to figure out the Venice situation in March or April. One step at a time, I’ll get there, etc. The campaign continues!

As it went last year, HE’s 2026 GoFundMe is a double-header. I’m trying to raise enough scratch to attend both the 2026 Cannes Film Festival (Monday, 5.11 thru Saturday, 5.23) and 2026 Venice Film Festival (Wednesday, 9.2 to Sunday, 9.12), and now HE’s 2026 GoFundMe page is up and rolling.

I’m looking to raise $4K per festival or $8K total. Rent, air fare, train fare, low-rent meals, cappucinos, baguettes, etc.

Please remember that I’m not “begging” for dough, as a few haters have claimed. I’m simply attempting to attract donations in a different, far less draining manner than the monthly method used by other webzines and columnists. I’m just asking for a one-off gimmee of $25 or $50 and whatever feels right. HE stopped paywalling this site a couple of years ago, and so the regularly refreshed content is entirely free and wide open, and this — this! — is the only pitch I’m making.

Please Tell Me Wilde’s “Invite” Hasn’t Been Overpraised

With Sundance bidding hot and heavy for Olivia Wilde‘s The Invite and a theatrical opening likely to happen in the fall, I wanted to stream Cesc Gay‘s six-year-old The People Upstairs, which The Invite is adaptated from.

Apparently this 2020 Spanish-language film had been streaming on (take your pick) Apple, Amazon and Netflix, but the streaming spigots have been turned off. Maybe The Invite will screen in Cannes?

So Sick of the Lively-Baldoni Thing

On 4.29.25, or nine months ago, I wrote that “many people have developed an idea about Blake Lively, a once-serviceable, generally appealing actress who’s primarily famous for becoming an intrusive producer during the making of It Ends With Us (’24), and subsequently trying to use accusations of sexual harassment in order to murder the career of director and costar Justin Baldoni, blah blah blah blah blah.

The idea about Lively, I explained, is that she’s a toxic, clawing, scratching bitch “whom no one wants to know, much less work with or pay to see in a movie…right?”

Two months earlier (2.13.25) I had written that “the jig is up for Team Lively. She may as well throw in the towel — everyone despises her — vindication is out of the question. Team Baldoni needs to give in also…please. Just walk away, and there will be an end to the horror.”

And yes, given Lively’s seeming determination to vivisect Baldoni and shove his showbiz career into a wood-chipper, Baldoni filing a $400M defamation claim against Lively and husband Ryan Reynolds struck me as…well, reasonable.

On or about 6.9.25, or nearly seven months ago, Judge Lewis J. Liman dismissed Baldoni’s suit, finding that her accusations of sexual harassment were legally protected and therefore immune from suit.

To which I responded “what’s going on here? ‘Accusations of sexual harassment’ are ‘legally protected’? But trying to destroy a man’s career with questionable claims and agitated #MeToo hyperbole is cool?”

HE comment: “Will someone please explain this dismissal to me in regular guy standing on a sidewalk and eating a hot dog terminology? Like I’m a six year old? King Henry II to Thomas Becket: ‘I’m an idiot then! Talk to me like I’m an idiot!’”

It’s now late January 2026, and the Lively-vs. Baldoni case won’t go to trial in New York federal court until 5.18.26…four months to go. And whatever happens judgment-wise, endless appeals will no doubt follow.

It seems indisputable that Lively has truly destroyed her career with all the ranting and dragon-ing, all the lawsuits and Swifting and jousting and counterclaims and whatnot. Everyone is the world is sick to death of the toxic aggression on both sides, granted, but mostly from her legal team. It’s ugly, rancid, exhausting.

It continues with us…the never-ending battle.

Sentimental Fraud?

Due respect to poor Alex Pretti’s memory and to all his friends, co-workers and family members, but I don’t believe this.

Like 97% of everything on YouTube. including supposedly raw video, it’s almost certainly fake as far as Pretti’s death is concerned.

Pretti was dead on the street so why would anyone transport his body to the hospital where he worked? So they could stage this sad tribute? And where did the flag come from? Was it just…what, lying around?

And why “Taps” on the soundtrack? Was there a live bugler there? Pretti wasn’t a fallen soldier — he was just a decent, morally driven activist who was murdered by ICE thugs.

Partly because he tried to protect a woman who’d been shoved, and partly because he was unwise enough to wear a handgun during a volatile confrontation with macho rightwing street goons.

Never wrestle with these guys…ever. Whatever’s going on, just mildly submit in order to live and march and spread your gospel another day.

Eggers’ Auteurist Edge Is Gone

Robert Eggers had smarthouse authority in spades when he made The Witch and The Lighthouse in the mid to late teens.

But he gave up that ghost in order to brand himself as a re-maker of boilerplate franchise properties…gothic retreads that emphasized a certain oozy, grotesque, ultra-violent mythology -— The Northman, Nosferatu, Werwulf and (may God forbid and protect us) A Christmas Carol.

Ten Years Before The Terror

2008 seems like such a long time ago, which of course it is/was. An entirely different world. And yes, I miss the electric presence of J.C. Chandor…of course I do.

Cassian Elwes: “Right after I left WMA in ‘08 I made a deal to work out of a management company called untitled. They had an executive called Laura Rister whose job it was to help their clients with projects. I asked what her favorite unmade script was, and she said Zach Quinto had a great one called Margin Call. I read and loved it.

“I asked to speak to the writer/director, J.C. Chandor. He’d been trying to get this made as his first film. Eight years of trying while taking random editing jobs. Nothing. I also loved his producer Neal Dodson for doggedly hanging in there.

“I called J.C and told him I’d make it happen and that we’d be shooting within 6-8 weeks. I later found out he took the call on a park bench because he’d promised his wife he was going to stop chasing this dream and get a job. We were shooting eight weeks later.

“We sent the movie to Sundance but it took some cajoling on my part to get them even to play it, albeit in the second half. We had to show it privately in Park City the first weekend to get the buyers to see it. Because there was no real audience other than buyers, only IFC and Roadside were interested. We went with Roadside because they said they might go day-and-date as opposed to IFC, who said they definitely would.

“In August Roadside told us they were going day-and-date, which up until that point was the way indies were dumping films they didn’t think would do business. In September two things occurred — the reviews were fantastic and Occupy Wall Street happened. Journalists were saying ‘see this film if you want to understand what’s going on’. The movie was a big hit for a day and date film.

“The cool part of the Sundance screenings was that J.C. met Bob Redford in Park City and asked if he could send him a script. Redford said he was the first filmmaker at the festival to ever ask him. The script was All Is Lost. It was very short because there was no dialogue and mostly storyboards. Bob said yes and was nominated for an Academy Award later for his performance. That’s the beauty of this festival. Anything can happen.”

Never Forget Margin Call“, HE-posted on 4.13.20.

A Film Should Never Treat A Dog Callously or Indifferently

Los Angelesresiding attorney friend: “Having seen it again, I believe Marty Supreme goes seriously awry with the fate-of-the-dog scenes. (Abel Ferrara’s gangster pays to get him back but what happens exactly?) Somehow all is forgiven at the end because Marty cries in the maternity ward. His character is an agent of chaos. If different choices had been made in place of this subplot, it could have been a much better film.”

HE to attorney: The chaos is the juice and the ju-ju. Either you get the Marty scheme or you don’t. The dog is fine.

Attorney to HE: “Two people apparently dead from gunfire. Not to mention the inferno at the gas station. And the dog has no master anymore. These are important parts of my analysis.”

Most Embarassing Jesus Christ Film Ever Made

IndieWire‘s Jim Hemphill, posted on 1.19.26: “On Saturday (1.17), the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures in Los Angeles presented the world premiere of a new 4K restoration of George StevensThe Greatest Story Ever Told (1965), one of the most ambitious and experimental of all Hollywood epics.

“Director Martin Scorsese, whose Film Foundation was instrumental in restoring the film (and whose The Last Temptation of Christ is the only biblical epic that rivals Stevens’ film in its audacity and complexity), provided a video introduction in which he celebrated Stevens’ masterpiece as the summation of his work.”

“Masterpiece”? Stevens film is arguably the shallowest, phoniest, most oddly constipated saga-of-Christ film ever made. Let there be no doubt that Scorsese’s low-budgeted The Last Temptation of Christ (’88) is the richest, finest and trippiest of the bunch…the ending is truly magnificent. Pier Paolo Pasolini‘s The Gospel According to St. Matthew is a close second.

Methinks Scorsese primarily fell for the idea of restoring The Greatest Story Ever Told because it was lusciously shot in Ultra Panavison 70, which has an aspect ratio of 2.76:1.

Production-wise Stevens’ film was a a flat-out fiasco, and in viewing terms is truly painful to sit through. I will never, ever see it again. It feels inauthentic and sound-stagey…a pricey, corporatized big-Hollywood presentation with everyone wearing the same white flowing robes and with bizarre American Southwestern backdrops (Nevada, Colorado, Utah) standing in for ancient Judea.

Max Von Sydow‘s Nordic, blue-eyed Jesus wore a far-too-short, much-too-tidy wig, and somehow managed to appear even less authentically Judean than King of KingsJeffrey Hunter.

And the non-stop cavalcade of Hollywood faces! Dorothy McGuire as the Virgin Mary, Charlton Heston as John the Baptist, Claude Rains as Herod the Great, José Ferrer as Herod Antipas, Telly Savalas as Pontius Pilate, Martin Landau as Caiaphas, David McCallum as Judas Iscariot, Donald Pleasence as “The Dark Hermit”, Roddy McDowall as Matthew, Van Heflin as “Bar Amand”, Sal Mineo as “Uriah”, Ed Wynn as “Old Aram”, and Sidney Poitier as Simon of Cyrene…Jesus.

Plus Michael Ansara, Carroll Baker, Ina Balin, Robert Blake, Pat Boone (!!!), Victor Buono, John Considine, Richard Conte, Jamie Farr, David Hedison, Angela Lansbury, Robert Loggia, John Lupton, Janet Margolin, Nehemiah Persoff, Marian Seldes, Paul Stewart, Harold J. Stone and Shelley Winters.

John Wayne was cast as a Roman Centurion for the crucifixion sscene on Calvary. Invented story: Wayne couldn’t quite deliver his only spoken line in the film, “Truly this man was the Son of God”, with sufficient feeling. Stevens: “Can you give it a little more awe, Duke?” Wayne: “Aww, truly this man was the Son of God.”

Deep Descent Into Super Deluxe, Seven-Disc “Who Are You”

No question mark because “Who Are You” is a statement of spiritual-sociological fact — you / we / all of us are The Who.

Or we were, at least, when Who’s Next popped on 8.18.78. My early impoverished-desperation-and-existential-anxiety NYC period had begun in the spring of ’78, when I moved into my cockroach-infested Sullivan Street apartment (my color TV was was a 28-incher, if that) while working at the Spring Street Bar and Grill.

Over the last four or five days I’ve gotten completely buried in this 37-year-old album. One of the seven discs contains Glyn Johns‘ original mix, which was rejected by John Entwistle because it didn’t have enough bottom.

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Haunted By Boredom, Excited By Betrayal

If I were strolling around Paris and happened to notice Jeremy Irons sipping red wine at Les Deux Magots, which he and wife Sinead Cusack were actually doing a day or two ago, I wouldn’t say a word. I would discreetly glance in their direction and move on, although I would probably wonder why Irons was even there, given the presence of rube tourists and the general absence of coolness.

But if I’d been waved at and somehow invited to sit down and chat (bizarre as that sounds), at some point during the conversation I would lean over and suggest to Irons that his most penetrating screen moment, in my humble but long-held opinion, is a non-verbal one.

I’m speaking of a silent passage in Louis Malle‘s Damage (’92) that I described three-plus years ago. [See directly below.] Excerpt: “Irons’ wealthy politician, having just arrived home, makes himself a drink and strolls into the living room. He takes a sip and looks around, and the expression on his face says everything — unfulfilled, unchallenged, drained.”

With Imprint’s 2023 Bluray of Damage now out of stock and even unpurchasable from the usual scalpers and with no apparent HD streaming options, it can be stated that Irons’ two greatest filmed performances — Dr. Stephen Fleming in Damage and Jerry, a sly literary agent and a marital cheat, in David Jones and Harold Pinter‘s Betrayal (’83) — are un-purchasable, un-rentable and unviewable in 1080p high-def, much less 4K. Which is ridiculous. A film that can only seen in standard 480p is all but extinct — a fossil.

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Wow…This Sounds Delicious!

A very slightly condensed opening of Owen Gleiberman‘s Variety review of Olivia Wilde‘s The Invite:

“When you catch a film about two couples who get together for a dinner party, there are certain expectations.

“You expect that the dialogue, for a while, is going to be light, funny, brittle, caustic. You expect that as the evening wears on, the masks of civility will come off, revealing something more painful and maybe brutal under the surface. You expect that there might be serious flirtation (between the people who aren’t partners), and that the whole thing will wind up structured as a kind of truth game. And you expect that by the end, there will be wreckage…but maybe, in that destruction, a kind of healing.

The Invite, directed by Wilde from a script by Will McCormack and Rashida Jones and starring Wilde and Seth Rogen as a grousing, long-married San Francisco couple who have their upstairs neighbors over to dinner, is a movie that lives up to every one of those expectations. Yet it does so in a way that’s so original, so brimming with surprise, so fresh and up-to-the-minute in its perceptions of how relationships work (or don’t), that you watch it in a state of rapt immersion and delight.”