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It needs to be said that a film that ends with a great final shot does not necessarily deliver a big twist or surprise (Planet of the Apes) or provide a satisfying, soothing feeling of emotional closure (i.e., Wes Anderson's Rushmore).
April 1, 2023 2:49 pmby Jeff Wells
Quentin Tarantino, 60, has said that The Movie Critic will be his last directing effort because he doesn't want to succumb to a gradual decline period, which tends to happen, he believes, when directors get into their 60s. Yes, Alfred Hitchcock went into a slow decline after The Birds (Marnie is abundant proof of that) and Stanley Kubrick had arguably begun to lose his edge (certainly compared to the filmmaker he was in the '60s, '70s and '80s) when he made Eyes Wide Shut. But otherwise there are several holes in QT's analysis.
April 1, 2023 2:13 pmby Jeff Wells
[Originally posted on 12.9.21] There's a famous bit in The Empire Strikes Back ('80) when the Millennium Falcon won't turn over and so Han Solo twice slams a console with his fist and wham...it's working again.
April 1, 2023 1:43 pmby Jeff Wells

Sharon Acker, the actress who, at 30, portrayed Lynne Walker, the moody, vacantly unfaithful wife of Lee Marvin’s lead character in John Boorman's Point Blank ('67), has passed at age 87.
April 1, 2023 1:24 pmby Jeff Wells

New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu made a reasonably good impression last night on Real Time with Bill Maher. Only 48 years old and obviously sane and plain-spoken and given to joking and smiling, he would be a much more appealing alternative to Joe Biden than Orange Plague, who might be able to win the Republican nomination but can’t possibly win.

Sununu said last night he would support Trump if he becomes the Republican nominee, but that was only to placate the rural morons.

The Sununu name carries a terrible stain, but it’s the fault of Gov. Sununu’s father, John, who almost single-handedly blocked and ruined the fight against climate change back in the mid ’80s.

April 1, 2023 12:41 pmby Jeff Wells
There were at least three or four teachers I used to dream about "doing" during class in junior and senior high. Instead of paying attention to their impossibly boring instruction I would dream about unzipping their dresses, watching them bathe, etc. It was my great misfortune that teachers didn't start "doing" their students in any appreciable degree until the 21st Century.
April 1, 2023 12:25 pmby Jeff Wells

But the bit doesn't work because this woman (great scarf, violet-tint hair) isn't even a little bit "chubby." So the whole bit falls apart...sorry.
April 1, 2023 12:05 pmby Jeff Wells

Anthony Bourdain: “Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

“Actually, hold on. I feel like shit. Life itself is shit. My soul is drowning in it. My crazy girlfriend and I have no rules, but she’s making a show of fucking some guy in Rome right now, essentially throwing it in my face, and I feel really stunned and bruised and turned around. You know what? Fuck it — I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom.”

April 1, 2023 11:51 amby Jeff Wells



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