…because I know the HE miscreants and toxic pisshounds are lying in wait, hah-hah-hah-ing like jackals in the jungle…
This is my new Macbook Pro 16-inch screensaver…chills me down on some level. A feeling of calm and perhaps even serenity. Okay, not really.
ScreenX is a panoramic film format which presents films with an expanded, dual-sided, 270-degree screens projected on the walls in a theater. It’s basically aimed at the short-attention-span apes who are reluctant to attend theatres because they love their couches and 75-inch 4K screens too much.
First introduced in 2012, ScreenX has allegedly been installed in theatres in 37 countries…news to me.
Deadline‘s Jill Goldsmith is reporting that AMC Entertainment and CJ 4DPLEX “have partnered on 65 premium ScreenX and 4DX locations worldwide”…which means what in terms of domestic venues? Where in Manhattan?
I for one am looking forward to watching Harold Pinter and David Jones‘ Betrayal (’83) in this format. I would also like to see ScreenX versions of Ace in the Hole, Anora, The Social Network, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Complete Unknown, The Apartment, Michael Clayton, Manchester By The Sea, Conclave…you get the idea. But not — repeat, fucking not — Bong Joon-ho‘s Parasite.

It was…Jesus, 55 years ago when I saw Jethro Tull give a fairly great performance at the Boston Tea Party. I always admired how flute-playing lead vocalist Ian Anderson could play for long stretches with his left leg tucked up and touching his right knee, pied piper-style….it must have been grueling to balance himself like that. Long curly hair, twizzly beard, strong hearty voice..quite the iconic rock-star presentation.
And now, at age 77, the still-bearded Anderson is not only egg-bald but looks like a mixture of Donald Pleasance in Escape From New York and an aged Don Logan (“no no no no no no…no!…no!”). Old Ian seems to be in a good spiritual place, but I’m still finding this a bit difficult to handle.
Religious cathedral music of the highest Miklos Rozsa order accompanies the Bluray menu of The Verdict. It’s a redemption tale but certainly not a “religious” one, and so this musical portion, composed by Johnny Mandel, plays only during the closing credits.
And yet a blindfolded person might presume that Mandel’s score was composed for a 1950s Biblical epic of some kind. It sounds here and there like Rozsa’s King of Kings overture.
The title of Stanley Kramer’s It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (11.7.63) was allegedly finalized early on, but a few working titles were considered before that. One was One Damn Thing After Another.
Kramer’s over-emphatic comedy enjoyed two full weeks of play before JFK’s murder. It nonetheless ended up with $46 million domestic, $60 million worldwide.
This appears to be a possibly fake re-issue one-sheet. Notice the “73” in the lower right-hand corner — that’s a re-issue date.
Santa Rosita was the location of “the big W”.
Mickey Rooney got the short end of the stick here; Buddy Hackett was also made to seem minor. Jonathan Winters, Milton Berle and (fat) Sid Caesar ruled.

I remember a review that questioned the suitability of using super-sized Cinerama as it provided several unwelcome close-ups of its aging cast…pink eyes, sagging cheeks and wrinkled brows.


Jonah O. Wheeler, a 22-year-old Democratic representative in the New Hampshire state legislature, recently made history by sensibly, honorably and morally standing in opposition to leftist pro-trans absolutists. Lordy lordy…an independent human being of conscience stood up in favor of women, and against hardcore trans wacko totalitarians.
This guy is a superstar waiting to happen — calm, mature, courageous, articulate, good-looking, a perfect speaking voice…he’s the new Obama from the sensible center, and he’s barely into his 20s…a Zoomer with Rasta hair. He’s not the new AOC….he’s more measured than she, and not in the last bit strident. He’s the Beatles but the Beatles of ’62, if you catch my drift.
Last Thursday, I gave a speech on the House floor in favor of legislation to enable sports, and other spaces, in certain instances, to separate based on sex. Leading up to HB148, I heard from many women who felt as though their privacy and voice had been overlooked and unheard. pic.twitter.com/wGR2PqXAdK
— Jonah Orion Wheeler (@jonahowheeler) March 25, 2025
This guy is the future of the Democratic Party. Mark my words. @jonahowheeler https://t.co/Emnd0UalPZ
— Ben Appel (@benappel) March 25, 2025
Why in the world would anyone release a small-town baseball film called Eephus? Why did the distributor, Music Box Films, agree to this? They might as well have called it Phoebus (i.e., Phoebus de Chateaupers, captain of the King’s Archers in Victor Hugo‘s The Hunchback of Notre Dame) or Platypus. Or Phlebitis.
How could the director and co-writer, Carson Lund, have possibly imagined that potential viewers might be intrigued by a title that sounds like some kind or blood or bone disease and means absolutely dead fucking nothing?

…stirred a memory of the last time I’d visited Liberty Island, which was several decades earlier. It was during the late summer of 1980…just shy of 45 years ago…Jimmy Carter in the White House!…and I was in the company of John Carpenter, Kurt Russell, Adrien Barbeau, the late Debra Hill, IndieWire‘s Anne Thompson and several Manhattan-based journo colleagues.
[I’ve posted this story once before.] During the late summer of 1980 I was part of a press contingent that was invited to watch the after-dark filming of John Carpenter‘s Escape From New York on Liberty Island.
The gang was out in force — bearded and scruffy Kurt Russell in his Snake Plissken garb, costars Season Hubley (“with” Russell at the time), Adrienne Barbeau (married to Carpenter at the time), producer Debra Hill and several others.
Thompson, working for PMK at the time, had monitored a Carpenter interview about The Fog. (One that I’d written for Films in Review.) I’m certain it was her call to invite me to the Statue of Liberty thing.
Things began with a well-catered yacht party. By the time it ended everyone had half a buzz-on. As ther party wound down some of us were preparing to leave in order to watch Carpenter and Russell shoot a scene under the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

Season Hubley, John Carpenter, Kurt Russell during the shooting of Escape From New York. Carpenter looked like a spry 32 year-old at the time — today he looks like he’s pushing 85.
Russell, slightly in his cups or certainly happy, got up and addressed the throng: “We’ve had a great time, we’ve loved having you here…now go home!” And everyone laughed their pants off. It was that kind of mood, that kind of party.
Being ferried back from Liberty Island to Battery Park around 9:30 or 10 pm was magnificent. Manhattan looked like the gleaming mother ship from the finale of Close Encounters. Talk about a breathtaking sight…seared into my memory.
I wrote my piece for The Aquarian, an alternative New Jersey weekly (based in Montclair) that’s still going.
Here’s a little anecdote that will give you an idea what it was like to collaborate with my stuffy editor, whose name was Karen something-or-other. During the yacht party I overheard Barbeau say to Carpenter, “I have some whites for you, honey, if you need some,” and so I put it in the article. Karen scolded me over the phone for including such a potentially litigious anecdote. “Thank God I caught that and took it out!”, she said. “What were you thinking?”
I was thinking, Ms. Tight-Ass, that whites (i.e., Benzedrine or some derivation of) are relatively harmless prescription drugs — pep pills — and that adding this line gave the piece a little inside flavor, directing being a tough job that keeps you up into the wee hours, etc. It’s not like Barbeau said, “I’ve got some fresh heroin, honey, and some brand-new syringes from a local pharmacy.”
Last week I lamented that White Lotus honcho Mike White seems to be forsaking the idea of gripping plot turns and turning up the tension as things come to a close.
Alas, White is up to the same lethargic, tension-free lassitude in episode 7.
Is White paying some kind of homage to Michelangelo Antonioni‘s masterful early ’60s trilogy (L’Avventura, L’Eclisse, La Notte) in which nothing really happens but all kinds of tremors are felt underneath? Because in episode 7 (streaming on Sunday, 3.30) not much happens again, and there’s only one episode to go….blimey!
SPOILERS FOLLOW:
Friendo; “Nothing really happens of any major consequence. Things inch along but there’s not much in the way of decisive behavior or holy-shit turns in the road.
“As the trailer reveals, Walton Goggins‘ Rick Hatchett points a gun at his father’s murderer but…you don’t want to know.
“Jason Isaacs‘ Timothy Ratliff continues to just sit there and do nothing…still refusing to come clean about his calamitous financial situation…STILL keeping it all buried inside…same crap!
“The wimpy Asian guy (Tayme Thapthimthong‘s Gaitok) identifies the robbers and realizes they’re the party-boy Russians.
“Jon Gries‘ Gary/Greg offers a pile of dough to the chubby black chick (Natasha Rothwell‘s Belinda Lindsey) in exchange for her not accusing him of any kind of second-hand complicity in the death of Jennifer Coolidge‘s Tanya McQuoid in Sicily.
“Carrie Coon‘s attorney character gets into a fight with Michelle Monaghan and Leslie Bibb‘s characters, and finally gets laid but…
“Sam Nivola‘s gay younger brother wants to join the Buddhist temple but…
“Sam Rockwell‘s Frank falls hard off the wagon (coke, hookers).”
“So not much happens in terms of any sense of an approaching climax. Fairly routine plotting this time. This happens, that happens. Nothing is building into something else.”
Welcome to the world of Valerie Van Galder, a 25-year veteran of big-studio publicity and marketing (a total hotshot in her day) and currently a mental health advocate. A resident of one of L.A.’s westside communities, Van Galder recently posted an audio-visual Facebook essay that caught my eye.
VVG basically said that while tourists see only the hotels, freeways, billboards, malls and gas stations, native Los Angelenos see some kind of mellow Garden of Gethsamene…a community built upon nourishing vibes and gentle fragrances, delicious ethnic food, winding two-lane blacktops in the hills, sea air and large swaying eucualyptus trees.
What she meant was that if you live in an affluent nabe and you make a concerted effort to mentally block out all the ugly stuff, Los Angeles can “seem” like a kind of heavenly, laid-back, coast-of-Italy Neverland, or at least something in the vein of Montecito or Mendocino or San Juan Capistrano.
Van Galder blocked and erased my reply so I can’t repeat it verbatim, but I basically said that L.A. can feel like a fairly nice place to hang if you keep to the flush zip codes (Beverly Hills & Bel Air, north of Montana, Brentwood, Pacific Palisades, Hollywood Hills, Hancock Park, Malibu hills, Trancas beaches, the various canyons, the walk streets of Venice) and tell yourself that the ugly aspects needn’t interfere with your spiritual head space, but the ugly, over-commercialized, heavily-congested, appalling and thoroughly blighted parts of town prevail above all.
Compared to so many European cities I could name, Los Angeles — not counting the above-named exceptions — is a sprawling, vaguely smelly, butt-ugly metropolis. Driving on Pacific Coast Highway alone is enough to trigger a tailspin depression.
L.A. was once was a moderately beautiful town…so much flora and nectar and sparkling clear vistas back in the 1920s, ’30s and ’40s…Robert Towne used to tell me all about it.
Here was Van Galder’s reply:
The Hollywood Reporter ran Nicole Sperling‘s nicely sculpted profile of Columbia TriStar marketing group president Valerie Van Galder yesterday…fine. I’ve always respected Van Galder’s aesthetic sense. I really admired that flower-pot concept in the Adaptation one-sheet that she worked on. I remember wanting to do an article on the various Adaptation poster concepts that she’d considered — she loved the film and was very enthused about getting the art just right — but the piece gradually died for some reason. Half me, half her.
I also remember Van Galder wearing one of those cat-in-the-hat hats in front of Park City’s Egyptian theatre in ’96 as I waited to scrounge a ticket for a public showing of Looking for Richard. Van Galder was a Fox Searchlight publicist and, let’s be honest, not exactly a friend. It was my choice to wait and hope — Valerie made no promises — but I stood in increasingly frigid cold for 45 minutes only to be told no-dice. It was nothing in the grand scheme and I naturally moved on, but on some residual level whenever I think of the talented and much-admired Val I think of the total absence of sensation in my toes that night, and the way snow was coming down so heavy and pretty, and how big Sundance kahuna Robert Redford and director-star Al Pacino drove up and jumped out of an SUV about ten minutes after the show was supposed to begin.
The sum effect of coverage of Marie-Antoinette in Vanity Fair, Vogue and the New Yorker along with the Kitson Boutique window treatments, wild posting and pink Converse sneakers…all of that…is “penetrating the culture,” Columbia marketing president Valerie Van Galder has told Hollywood Reporter columnist Anne Thompson.

“In just the way that Sofia didn’t treat [the story of Marie Antoinette] as a straight biopic, we’re taking a unique approach,” Van Galder explains. “We’re having fun with the marketing. The movie has captured people’s imagination.”
Surely Van Galder doesn’t mean the movie itself — which I’ve over-campaigned against, I realize — has done the capturing. What she means, I think, is that the idea of Sofia Coppola putting pink converse sneakers into a shot of Marie Antoinette’s closet (or against some other backdrop) has caught on within the culture of female movie journalists, columnists and magazine editors along with, I suppose, some of their male gay counterparts. Kind of a “you go, girl” thing.
Hollywood Bytes columnist Elizabeth Snead has written that “the modern pink footwear creates a funny, girly, rebellious moment in a frothy film about a young girl who just wants to flirt, shop and party in 18th century France. And the sneaks also work with the film’s punky pink ads and the pink-themed court parties, pink champagne, pink wigs, and pink pastries.
“More importantly, the shoes are also a bright pink emblem of Sofia’s creative and independent spirit.”
Snead reports in the same column that “someone asked Coppola about the pink tennis shoes and she explained that it was her brother Roman, her second assistant director on the film, who put them in the shot. Dunst stayed comfortable wearing pink Converse tennis shoes under her royal gowns during filming. You never see them on [her] but there is a funny shot of the tennis shoes that remains in the film.”


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