Anyone who says “I love everybody” is not — repeat, NOT — a comedian. Feigned bliss and alleged happiness are profoundly unfunny concepts. Real comedians lean depressive or sardonic for the most part, and are certainly judgmental. Many have banshees howling within. I don’t know want to listen to any standup comic who talks about the love he/she feels for the human flock. I want to run in the opposite direction.