2023 is underway and rolling along, Donald Trump has been out of office for nearly two years, and there's really no reason to delay or pussyfoot around any more. He has to be flattened like a pancake...like a raccoon run over by an 18-wheeler. Charges need to be filed no later than 3.21.23. Sooner would be better.
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One of the funniest SNL routines from 1979 was “Bend Over, Chuck Berry,” a homophobic but somewhat funny spoof of disco and the Village People in which Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Bill Murray and Garrett Morris, dressed in Village People garb, sang the satiric song.
I’ve tried to find a YouTube clip of this routine for several years, but it’s not accessible. In fact you can’t even buy an audio recording (“this song is not available for free download due to copyright or license restrictions“). It’s presumably been buried because of the anti-gay lampooning, which Lorne Michaels understandably doesn’t want circulating around.
I was beginning to think that Belushi’s hilarious mimicking of fat Liz Taylor choking on chicken bones had also been buried. SNL wouldn’t dare make fun of anyone today because of a weight issue. I found a clip on Reddit (taken from an 11.11.78 broadcast) but it won’t play.
I'm suddenly in the mood to watch some HD versions of those rude, gritty New York City flicks of the late '60s, '70s and '80s. Klute, Panic in Needle Park, The French Connection Serpico, Death Wish, Mean Streets, Dog Day Afternoon, The Taking of Pelham 123, Dog Day Afternoon...that line of country. A version of New York City that no longer exists...gradually replaced starting around 30 years ago...a few remnants here and there but mostly wiped from the hard drive.
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If I remember correctly, Kirk Douglas never once takes his shirt off in Billy Wilder‘s Ace In The Hole (’51). He was well-known, of course, for displaying his brawny physique in Mark Robson‘s Champion (’49), which had made him a star two years earlier. So the Ace in the Hole billboard marketing guy said “fuck it, let’s try and sell this cynical, bitter film about heartless journalism as a Champion reboot.”
Originally posted on 9.28.16: The only thing wrong with this Warren Beatty-Diane Keaton lovers quarrel scene in Reds is that it doesn't last long enough. I wish I could have captured this in a way that does more justice to Vittorio Storaro's cinematography. It's just my iPhone 6 Plus shooting an Amazon stream with shitty black levels. But I love the acrimonious energy.
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To me, a young fellow who looks "well fed" radiates...it's hard to put into words but for me it's a vaguely uncomfortable vibe. A feeling of teetering on the edge. The definition of well-fed is hard to pin down, and I don't want to sound dismissive. It refers to the physical look of someone who's not fat or plump or chubby, but who seems to enjoy eating. Someone who's just a tiny bit heavier than he/she ought to be.
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I’ve only just discovered a YouTube clip of the A&P musical dance sequence that closes Noah Baumbach‘s White Noise. It’s the only portion of the film that really and truly works.
I’ve written about this twice over the preceding two and a half months, but it can’t hurt to re-post. It’s titled “White Noise Finale That Could’ve Been.”
Posted on 10.1.22: “The common consensus is that whatever you may think of Noah Baumbach’s WhiteNoise, a dryly farcical ‘80s period drama set in an Ohio college town, the final sequence — an ambitiously choreographed dance sequence featuring shoppers at an A & P supermarket — is the highlight.
“The sequence affirms the film’s basic theme about nearly everyone turning to all kinds of distractions (including food) to avoid contemplating their own mortality.
“Though brilliantly staged, the dance number is undercut by Baumbach’s decision to use it as a closing credits backdrop. Here’s how I put it to a friend:
“The LCD Soundsystem ‘New Body Rhumba’ finale could have been great if Baumbach hadn’t decided to overlay it with closing credits. I almost shouted out loud ‘Oh no!! He’s blowing it!!’
“I’m saying this because once the credits begin we instantly disengage aswetellourselvesokay, themovie’soversotheaisle–dancingis just a colorful bit, a spirit-picker-upper…whatever.’
“If Baumbach hadn’t given us permission to disengage, the dancing could have been wild and mind-blowing in a surreal Luis Bunuel-meets-Pedro Almodovar way. It could have been a mad slash across a wet-paint canvas…a Gene Kelly consumer-orgy crescendo.
“And then it could have segued into a closing credit crawl. Alas…”
HE commenter Eddie Ginleysaid it best: "With the notable exception of Green Book, recent winners have been those that (a) haven't been nit-picked to death and (b) that Oscar voters can live with."
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