Best un-used Glazer joke: “If Adrien Brody could go back in time, he would thank baby Hitler for his career.” A mostly spot-on joke because Brody does owe his career to a pair of holocaust-survival movies, The Pianist and The Brutalist. And yet the idea behind the joke is appallingly unfunny. The evasive reference to “baby” Hitler is what might have saved it.

“Baby” was used because if a time-travelled Brody were to reach out to an adult Hitler — the 34 year-old Beer Hall Putsch Hitler of 1923, let’s say — and say, “Herr Hitler, you don’t know me and you’re probably flinching at the thought of talking to me as I’m half-Jewish and you’re an anti-Semite, but I just want to thank you in advance for bringing about the future Holocaust because this horrific systematic mass slaughter will inspire two movies that will prove beneficial to my career in the 21st Century”…see? Not a laugh line.

Glazer told Howard Stern that she didn’t use the joke because “my assistant is GenZ, and she was like, ‘I don’t get it.’ And we’re like, ‘Well, there’s this whole thing where you could, if you have a time machine, you go back and kill Hitler and you prevent the Holocaust.’ And so it’s like, oh, we’re gonna lose a whole demo of people that don’t know [about Hitler and the holocaust]. And then I just said Hitler for nothing.”

There’s “a whole demo of people” who honestly don’t know about Hitler and the holocaust? Consider that assertion for a few seconds.

Worst un-used Glazer joke: “Glen Powell is nominated tonight for Hit Man. Who would have thought that by the end of the year, he’d only be the second hottest hit man in America” — a reference to United Healthcare CEO shooter Luigi Mangione. Initially half-funny until you think about it for two seconds. Hit men are hired killers — they do it for money. Mangione was a lone gunman who was vengeance-driven — nothing whatsoever to do with brown-bag money or Swiss bank accounts.