“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows doesn’t come out for another [two] days, and already I’m seeing ‘SPOILER ALERT!’ in my sleep. We might as well all unplug our broadband connections and sit in a corner going ‘La la la la la’ until 12:01 a.m. Saturday when we can get the book, [and then] hide in a cave with a flashlight and start reading.” — from a Mark Caro/Popcorn Machine riff titled “The Literary Terrorists Have Won.”

July 19, 2007by Jeffrey Wells2 Comments