If, God forbid, Kamala Harris loses to Donald Trump in early November (and it could happen), it’ll probably be because Democrats have made no secret of the fact that they’ve written off the bro vote.

This, be honest, is where progressive culture has been coming from for the last six years — (a) straight male Zoomers and younger Millennials are bad news (crude, slovenly, under-educated, bad eating habits), (b) they have to pay for the racist oppression enforced by previous white-guy generations or, you know, at the very least they need to sit in the back of the bus as punishment, and (c) it’s better for youngish, child-bearing women to bond together and support each other than to pair off with dopey-ass young men who are too immature and simplistic in their thinking, etc.