I loathe timid, wimpish loser mentalities, and am therefore almost salivating at the prospect of gurgly Joe Biden losing to the fiendish, sociopathic Donald Trump on Tuesday, 11.5, even though I’ll be voting for our very own croaky, drooling great-granddad as there’s no other rational choice.

But as surely as I live and breathe I despise Biden right now — his Irish obstinacy and infirm arrogance — and I feel nothing but contempt for the Democratic candy-asses who threw in the towel minutes after last Saturday’s assassination attempt.