Pete Davidson: “Tired of sitting in the dark, got nothing to watch, I already did Ozark…hand sanitizer is now my best friend, using it so much it’s chapping my hands…going crazy, crazy.”
Adam Sandler: “I’m done with selfies so don’t even ask. I’m stayin’ in the house in an underwear mask. Only pet my dog with a baseball mitt, baking my own bread and it tastes like shit. I broke my legs two weeks ago and I’m too scared to go to the hospital. Never go outside because I might see my neighbor. I’m using both sides of my toilet paper.”
