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  • Invited To Join Friends At Karaoke Bar

    And the second I arrived, I froze. I’d forgotten how deeply awful those places can be. A guy was singing “New York, New York”, Sinatra-style, and I was thinking about trying to kill myself. Okay, I wouldn’t actually, sincerely try to commmit suicide over the existence of a karaoke bar, but the thought certainly flashed…


  • Best Review of Barnaby Thompson’s David Lean Doc That I’ve Read So Far

    Barnaby Thompson‘s Maverick: The Epic Adventures of David Lean, assessed by Variety‘s Owen Gleiberman and posted this morning (5.22): “From the outset, David Lean was using movies to express who he was. We associate [his films] with the word ‘epic’ (the opposite of ‘intimate’). But Maverick spins on the counterintuitive reality of what a personal…


  • Rousing Emotional Finale

    Aired last night or in the early morning in Cannes, I’ve only managed to watch this. The crowd joining McCartney (whose voice is more than half-gone), Costello, Colbert and the gang on-stage…perfect.


  • Dhont’s WWI Queer Romance Reps A Massive Miscalculation

    Dhont’s WWI Queer Romance Reps A Massive Miscalculation

    It breaks my heart to confess that Lukas Dhont‘s emotionally flamboyant Coward, set primarily in the horrific slaughterhouse of World War I trench warfare, has struck me as highly disturbing, disorienting and saddening. A queer romance set amidst the musical drag performances that took place behind the Belgian lines during the war, and more particularly…


  • Remember The Keepers

    Remember The Keepers

    Over the last nine or ten days (5.12 to 5.21) I’ve seen more Cannes ’26 films than the ones I’ve written about. On paper HE’s policy has mostly been to hit the keyboard only about films that I’ve had strongly positive or negative reactions to, but I haven’t followed this regimen strictly. But the biggies…


  • “Coward” (5.21, 10:15 pm) Is Last Significant Cannes Premiere

    A friend caught Lukas Dhont‘s Coward a few days ago, speaks very highly of it. The press line will begin forming outside the Salle Debussy around 9:30 pm or so. There’s an 8 pm Salle Bunuel screening of Roger Corman‘s Machine-Gun Kelly (’58) at 8 pm. I might drop and watch it for 75 minutes…


  • “Dernsie” Does The Necessary Job

    “Dernsie” Does The Necessary Job

    Three hours before Wednesday night’s The Man I Love screening, I caught a grade-A Bruce Dern tribute doc — Dernsie: The Amazing Life of Bruce Dern — at the Salle Bunuel. Dernsie is no one’s idea of a mindblowing film but is certainly a highly enjoyable stroll through a good man’s life. Plus the 89-year-old…


  • “The Man I Love”‘s Rami Malek Locked For 2027 Best Actor Oscar Nom

    When the right actor has lucked into exactly the right role, a role that not only fits like a glove but serves as a kind of spiritual-emotional springboard that instantly ups the actor’s game, you can sense it within a couple of minutes. There was never the slightest question that Rami Malek‘s crackling, pocket-drop performance…


  • “Notre Salut” In A Few; “The Man I Love”’Later Tonight

    A last–minute HE choice, Emmanuel Marre’s Notre Salut (A Man of His Time) begins screening at 3 pm. I was told it’s a must-see, that buyers are circling, etc. 6 pm update: My source gave me a bum steer. The flatness of this French-produced WWII film is almost surreal. For me, Notre Salut — a…


  • Zvyagintsev’s “Minotaur” Broke My Heart

    I became a devotional admirer of Russian director Andrej Zvyagintsev after seeing the blistering, anti-Putin Leviathan (’14) in Cannes. I didn’t like 2017’s Loveless quite as much, but it’s obviously a scalding, no-bullshit, grade-A reflection of a certain poisoned layer of affluent Russian society. Four years later Andrej was pulverized by a Covid infection and…


  • Lost In Pedroland

    Last evening (Tuesday, 5.19) I saw Pedro Almodovar‘s Bitter Christmas in the Salle Bazin, and in the immediate wake of the moaning man incident, I was saying to myself “this new Pedro movie is obviously thin gruel, but at least it’s not the cinematic equivalent of a 60ish frizzy-haired guy dying in his theatre seat.”…


  • HE to Mungiu: What Of The Cannes Critics Who Are in Denial Over Your Film? [18:25]

    Transcript of HE’s question to Fjord director-writer Cristian Mungiu [starts at 18:25]: Supplemental thought: The persecution that happens in Fjord is why Trump got elected in ’24.