Azazel JacobsHis Three Daughters (Netflic, 9.6) is about a trio of estranged sisters “who come back together to care for their aging father.”

Fine, but where’s deathbed dad?

Imagine a film about three estranged daughters who decide to pool forces to rip off millions from a Middle Eastern sex trafficker, and then the movie goes “agghh, forget the sex-trafficking…let’s just focus on the actresses playing the daughters, show how good their acting chops are, that line of country.”